Chris Watts bros, we are getting new content.>Handwritten notes found in Chris Watts’ prison cell give insight into his relationship with God and who he blames for the murders that landed him behind bars. Watts calls his former mistress, Nichol Kessinger, a “Jezebel” for tempting him into sinning. Law&Crime’s Jesse Weber gets insight on Watts’ state of mind from prison consultant Justin Paperny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y94v1RQnk1E
>>201736397Heard this guy is about this close to dying with a broom stick up his ass from all the other inmates. Give this guy like 5 years and we'll have some real kino
>>201736608Chill dude. Shannyn deserved it and the kids were beyond saving. He didn't do anything wrong.
>>201736397>Watts calls his former mistress, Nichol Kessinger, a “Jezebel” for tempting him into sinningbased
>>201736608He's suffered enough. Imagine coming home from a 12hr shift at an oil well in the sweltering desert, only to get brutally pummelled by chicken nuggets, night after night, while your wife films it for instagram
>The Watts family lived in a five-bedroom home at 2825 Saratoga Trail in Frederick, Colorado,[4] which they purchased in 2013.[5] The family declared bankruptcy in 2015.[6] Christopher was employed by Anadarko Petroleum, while Shanann worked from home, selling a product called "Thrive", for a multi-level marketing company named "Le-Vel".[6][7]Yo these people sound dumb as shit and should have not have had a bunch of kids but their all dead now so
>>201736608Why five years? Why not now?
>>201736397He unironically probably saved dozens of people from horrible lives because his cunt wife turned his daughters into monster mini versions of herself, who would've went on to make their spouses and children and grandchildren fucking miserable.
>Killing his entire family for a chickWas he a simp? or a chad?
>>201738233absolute sigma move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42NA1D2aImw>Thank you so much for coming out here with me Christopher. I'm having a wonderful time, and I'm glad that you're having a blast in my ass! I'm so out of breath (like your dumb bitch wife and kids will be later lol).What did Nichol mean by this?
I've been telling you guys for YEARS.Chris did NOT kill them kids.
>>201736397That’s just another way to say he was assdrunk
>>201738233He was ass drunk. His mistresses badonka donk was/is OUTRAGEOUS.
>>201738379Her little laugh is diabolical
Yes, it must be admitted that Chris was heavily ass-drunk at the time, however it didn't play out the way the media wants you to think it did.Chris came stumbling home one night, reeking of ass and barely able to stand up straight, and opened the door to a scene from hell. Shannanan had discovered Chris' affair because, once again while ass-drunk, Chris left a shit-crusted bottle of ass lube on the dresser. Shanahan would never let Chris near her ass, and came to the natural conclusion that he was elbow deep in primo ass outside of their marital bed, and in a fit of feminine rage, she killed their children so as to make a female point to Chris.Chris, drunk on ass for days at that point, snapped, as anyone would, and murdered Shanaan with an oil drum. Knowing he wouldn't be able to explain his side of the story to the Me Too'd court system, he chose to try his best to cover the murders, but he was simply too wasted on ass to think clearly and did a sloppy job.It's tragic.
>>201738233He was a low self esteem ex-fatty npc. Nichole is the real protag.
Being a cheater is not wrong most people cheat that is normal this nigga killed little girls for some used pussy he would have been free with his new girlfriend like normal people if he hadnt killed anyone
>>201738684Whoa dude... I never thought about it like that......
Would you live in the murder house?https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2825-Saratoga-Trl-Frederick-CO-80516/104073249_zpid/?
>>201738684Whoa you might be into something here, dude
>>201738731It would cost tens of thousands of dollars to rid the home of ass stench and female specters, so, without a heavy discount, no.
>>201737610> Christopher was employed by Anadarko Petroleum, while Shanann worked from home, selling a product called "Thrive", for a multi-level marketing company named "Le-Vel".We are living in a simulation.
>>201738731It's so iconic. Of course I would. I'd pay MORE just for the honor.
>>201736397Do we know who gave Chris the OxyContin that used to subdue his wife? He swears he would never mention who it is but I am pretty sure it was the mistress.
>>201738787>Christopher was employed by Anadarko PetroleumWhat exactly did he do? He doesn't seem smart enough to have had a decent job.
>>201738731Judging by all the shit on the wall, the current owners have the same psychosis as Shannannn. Weird.
>>201738877What surprises me is how many woman he got once he got in shape. He must’ve had some sort of charisma going…
>>201738877He used to drill deep
>>201739030In more ways than one if you catch my drift…
>>201738899The ghost of Shanann still haunts the house with tacky decor.Wouldn't be surprised if that house saw another familicide with the type of women that are drawn to it.
>>201736397its unironically obvious that she had part in it.the police are absolute fucking idiots. she>lied to them>didnt give them her phone>deleted all messages between chris and herself before being interrogated
>>201739117Just believe all women bro
>>201738956I thought it was just the one.
>>201738956Women love psychopaths like this faggot and Ted Bundy thats why Men should put Women in cages
>>201739117I heard she was bouncing that fat ass all over the precinct which hypnotized the officers and put them into a powerful ass-trance which allowed her to manipulate the entire investigation.
>>201738899>>201739068>No sir, you're the nugget-thrower. You've always been the nugget-thrower
>>201736397>Retarded murderer "found faith" behind barsRetard gonna retard.
>>201736397i am writing a novella inspired by this heinous crime. would anyone like a preview?
>>201739805YES PLEASE
>>201739805Please, do
>>201739805Yeah
>>201739805>Another sleepless night, another day my eyes cannot open completely until noon. Sitting at the desk before the foreman on the drill site, I rub my eyes gently, not dramatically, in a way that should inspire some pity for my situation. "Look, Watts, the company is already reigning in the OT. You've been well past forty just about every week these past months," he begins. I rub my eyes again, hoping he'll understand my situation and grant me the chance for overtime. Suddenly, I hear a loud voice, far to boisterous for this time of morning, cut through the still air the of the office doublewide.>"Hey yo, Chrissy!" it bellows. It's Andre, one of the derrickhands. He swaggers towards us, helmet in hand. "Chrissy, heard you was at the 7-11 with that fine little number again!" The foreman looks up at me while still writing.>"Uh, yeah, date night with the wife," I mumble, hoping Andre gets the message. He does not.>"7-11 with the wife? Takin' her out for lotto tickets and cheese dogs? Naw, not the wife Chrissy. That other little thing we seen you with.">"Andre," the foreman says, looking up. "Could you give us a minute? We're trying to do something here.">"Hey, sorry, boss! Just tryin to warn my boy here," he says, trailing off as he walks toward the door. My eyes now fully open, I feel more relief with every step he makes toward the door. Suddenly, he jumps back toward me, hitting me in the back with his helmet before continuing in a much louder volume than before.>"About that ass! Yeah, boy!">"Andre! Get the fuck out of here, alright?" the foreman finally snaps. I feel my heart pressing against the inside of my boiler suit.>"White boys got no tolerance for ass!" Andre bellows before striding toward the door, knocking it open with his helmet and jumping through before kicking it shut behind him. Behind the thin walls of the trailer, I hear the muffled voice of someone else, probably asking Andre what the hell is going on.
>>201740463>The muffled mix of voices continue, punctuated by the steady creak of boots stepping on the makeshift wooden stairs as they descend onto the muddied grounds of the drill field. Once again, I feel an uneasy relief as the voices get farther away. Once again, it's shattered, this time by Andre's yelling, perfectly intelligeble through the walls of the double wide."Drunk on ass!" he yells, followed instantly by the gritty cackles of the other workers of whom he's found himself within ear shot. Not one to let a laugh go, I hear him continue."Ass drunk!" The laughs are louder now. I can't be sure, but I think I hear my own name amidst the roars of laughter. They all know it's me.>"Watts, tell him to shut the fuck out there, will you?" the foreman says, dropping his pen on the keyboard of his laptop. "Just tell him to shut up and I'll see what I can do with your hours.">In the split second I stand up, I can hear the steady chants of "ass drunk" coming through the walls. I open the door, preparing to call to Andre for his silence. He's now doing some sort of a two step shuffle in a circle of other laughing workers, all chanting "ass drunk."
>>201738877He was Chief Googler of Obscure Factoids
>>201738731>always kiss me goodnight
>>201738899The shoe closet's half as bad, but yeah it's weird how similar the house is now to what it was.
>>201736397assdrunk.
>>201741442This is just pathology. There should have been an intervention 30 pairs of shoes ago.
>>201738731Does the based neighbor still live there?
>>201736397Nichol is such a pitslut.
How do you respond without committing quadruple homicide?
Classy.
>>201740837>>201740463...continue?
>>201742452>that hairline it was over before it even began.
>>201742452>>201743210Why do psycho killers always have the most kino hairlines?
>>201736397god tempts his best soldiers with the tightest asses.
>>201738899I can't believe this shit box goes for $500k. Fucking carpeting in the main floor?
>>201743588And then when they fail and give in to temptation, God taunts them by putting a fetus and a skull in oil on the TV. What an asshole.
>>201738899>every family has a story welcome to ours
>literally not my fault, blame that jezebel!he’s so stupid that he probably believes it too
>>201741442>Shan'AnnWtf?
>>201743775Same energy
>>201743789I believe him.
>>201743789I also like how Bible Chris now believes that Shannann's last thought, as he was strangling her, was "Father forgive him for he knows not what he does". Absolute retard lizard man.
>>201739973Holy shit mike adriano looks like that?
>>201736397>only refer to her as jezebel>claims she's a succubus that purposely led him astrayfucking kek
>>201743818>Woohoo!
>>201744040She was, though.
>>201742004Shanana was completely pathological. Her texts are some of the most unhinged roastie shit I've ever seen.
>>201741442See. How can people see these things and not think that his wife had some fault in this. Yes he shouldn’t have killed her but come on lady you gave the guy few options with this behavior
Shannan was clearly Munchhausen Syndrome by proxy. If the kids got a little older and then killed their mother, people would have cheered for them like they did with Gypsy Rose
.
what exactly about this story excites this board to no end
>>201744623Nicole's assShaaannnnons antics, mlm scheme, and social media addictionWatts goofynessThe kids throws nuggets at himAnd how it all unfolded.
>>201744623the wife had big boobas and the mistress was into bum sex.
>>201743973Prison Christianity is just one big cope
>>201744623For me, it’s the google searches
>>201745001It's like prison gay. You gotta do what you gotta do in a situation like that.
>>201744623The fetus and skull in oil on the tv while the neighbors showed the cops the security cams. If I didn't know better I'd say the neighbor already knew everything and decided to do a bit of trolling.
>>201736667>ShannynHow she spelt her name tells me she deserved what she got. How retarded.
>>201738731Sam Hyde should do the next fishtank season in there, so they all getbpossessed by Shanana's ghost
>>201744944Nice tits. He should've just fucked the crazy out of her.
>>201742004What were the grandparents doing to the kids?
>>201745543Feeding them pistachio ice cream, in spite of Shannann's munchausen by proxy bullshit nut allergy she pretended the kids had.
>>201745484>Nice tits. He should've just fucked the crazy out of her.it was obviously not working since he already had 2 kids and a third one on the way and she wasn't any less crazy
What's the deal with white guys killing their whole families?
>>201736397>Watts and his children go to heaven (age of accountability) >his wife goes to hell and is gaslight by Satan himself into thinking she has Munchausen's by proxykino
>>201736667>kids were beyond savingAnon I like memeing too but this is a bit dark
>>201745636Brutal deep throathing doesn't get women pregnant.
>>201745353you think she named herself you fucking mongoloid?
>>201743345High test
wasn't he searching "distance to the moon" and "nearest volcano" on his phone? what was the timeline for these searches? did he think he could dispose of the bodies on the moon or in a volcano?
>>201745543IIRC shannon would have the kids hooked up to machines to help with fake illnesses. i believe the grandparents confronted her about it and she was pissed that chris didn't take her side
>>201745641They settle too early before their peak and are locked into a shitty wife job kid when they’re getting attention from young hot chicks while they’re 40 and have an awful family and gay job.
>>201745641Because they're still around to do so.
>>201745812Kek you must be one of those faggots with an equally as gay name. Stfu retard she could’ve changed it to normal spelling genius.
>>201738233He was a former fat dude with low self esteem that married a divorced roastie before he realized his own self worth and in the middle of his midlife crisis when he was at the peak of his depression he found another desperate cool wine aunt roastie mistress who hypnotized him with exciting new sex positions including anal and kept whispering in his ear how happy they could be together of only he didn't have to pay alimony and child support to his bitch wife.He is the poster boy for beta male simps. If he had've just had a bit more self control, lost the weight earlier, stopped seeking out mommies to dom him, and just wifed up some local rig pig slut, he could've had a mediocre but happy normie life instead of getting fucked out in prison.
>>201746527Was a psycho. I don't condone it but I understand why he did it.
>>201738899>buy a suburban mcmansion murder house with my basic bitch white normie wife>constantly taking vids and pics for her stupid social media>notice every one I'm in has me looking like pic related
>>201739638>all work and no ass makes Chris a dull boy
>>201736667>Shannyn deserved itThis.There's a limit to how much a good man should tolerate. Tolerating more is a sin.
Shan'ann is a beautiful unique name.
>>201741399That chair looks uncomfortable.
>>201738899I don’t know how people get married to these types of basic bitches that would decorate a house this way.
>>201738731The police camera footage in the house afterwards is pretty weird. I don't know what to think of it.>>201738899I am guessing someone bought it and decorated it up just to sell it. That decor reminds me of set-up houses I have seen while house hunting.
>>201745641Tyrone doesn’t have a family, just his sluts and his gay homies on the dl.
>>201745641White people have the highest rate of mental illness.
>>201744944>>201741442Those big fat tats and all those slutty shoes, I would ruin her. She must have been a truly insufferable bitch if Chris didn't want to plap her day and night.
>>201747683>shaanann was already marriedboi did it wrong from the beginning
>>201738899the house is probably staged for selling it though people do actually decorate their houses like this
>>201749554>Chris didn't want to plap her day and nightHe had 2 kids with her and she was pregnant with their third what are you talking about
>>201749969Only out of obligation. There's texts of her seething Chris was doing pushups instead of ramming her snatch.
>>201743818This is schizophrenic
>>201750013Gotta maintain that pump, anon
>>201736397i can't imagine anything worse than obsessing over this man.surely he deserves to be forgotten.
>>201750240I'm Shann'Ann btw, not sure if that matters
>>201747683it's weird how women keep falling for guys who will literally murder them. and here i am with a fistful of bananas, couldn't even get laid in a monkey whorehouse.
>>201740463Hey so there won't be a desk at a drill site. Also overtime is completely normal and 40 hours is basically "no work".Change it to 96 hours and the complaint would be from new hands that are trying to get on big jobs that Chris is taking.
>>201746444did he really think of dumping their bodies on the moon?
>>201750971The perfect crime. The moon is under international water laws, so police officers can't actually go there without probable cause, and how are they going to find probable cause if the bodies are buried and invisible without searching for them?
>>201746444well the moon is better but he obviously realized he couldn't get them all the way to the moona volcane is much more accessible and pretty great, assuming you get them into the caldera and there's magma there's a good chance they'll be crisped up, perhaps totally immolated with exposure. like a piece of charcoal.
>>201751108there's also the fact we haven't been to the moon in decades.no one would think to look there.
>>201744569Jesus, kek
>>201746444Don't you have dumb shit you've googled?
>>201751326This. Imagine all the stupid shit you've googled is released then people try to tie it to your crimes.
>>201738379Yo, I had no idea Nichol was so hot. This changes everything for me.
>>201751516I somewhat sympathize with Chris. He settled for a low value woman who turned to social media and treated him like dog shit. I know from personal experience what it's like to be beaten down by a woman for years, then to meet another woman that shows you nothing but love. He absolutely woke up and realized how great things could be, but, he was a psychopath that murdered his family instead of just leaving. I guess he felt tied down by his earlier shitty mistakes.
>>201736608Why exactly do the other inmates care? Like if Chris Watts should die for his crimes shouldn’t they all die? Inmate justice is very confusing.
>>201749061>set-up houses>>201749718>the house is probably staged for selling itNever heard of either term, but there are people who decorate houses for sale. IDK why, I want to see the bare damn house and imagine it filled with my stuff.
>>201751673Some people are too lazy to buy their own furniture
>>201751658There is definitely a hierarchy of crime and diddling and or killing kids is the lowest of low. But yeah inmate justice is pretty much them shifting their own guilt on to others.
dont know why you guys are so obsessed with this storysick of seeing this retardhow many more verbal circles do you need to type up and repeat yourselves before you're satisfiedfind something knew
>>201751658>Why exactly do the other inmates care?Because he killed kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLypEhnpwIs
>>201738877his last job was with an oil company and before that he worked with cars, apparently when it came to fixing cars watts was basically an idiot savant.
>>201738379She reminds me of that angela anaconda chick. She is definitely also the type to make a guy ass drunk.
>>201750971He reconsidered when he realized he'd have to steal like 8000 metric tons of oil from work and refine it in to kerosene himself to fuel a rocket with the necessary 13,000 m/s of delta-v to launch a 250ish pound payload to the moon
>>201736397His story is pretty easy to understand>marry woman not because she's the one, but because it's what's expected of you>have kids with her>she's a horrible mother and wife>kids disrespect you>be too much of a pussy to do anything about it despite feeding, clothing, and housing all of them>meet a new woman and she's really into you>suddenly you feel alive >you realize how amazing life could be>you cheat on your wife, but who gives a shit she wasn't giving you emotional or physical attention anyway>think about leaving your old shitty life behind(this is where normal things end)
>>201751742But they are all criminals? That makes him higher in the criminal hierarchy??
>>201752021Not all crimes are equal.
>>201752011>>you cheat on your wife, but who gives a shit she wasn't giving you emotional or physical attention anywayThere comes a point in a marriage where your resources are expected as "bare minimum" and giving you any kind of appreciation, be it cooking and saying thank you, to being physical is long gone. In Chris' case, I guarantee Shannan was hitting him with "tired" and "headache" over and over.
>>201752021>But they are all criminals?So? Killing kids is a hell of a lot worse than most crimes.
>>201738676I think I am burnt out, that is in poor taste even for me.
>>201752121It can be a little different in the modern age. If the woman is working and responsibilities are 50/50, it's hardly a reason to seek another person. But yeah, if you're providing everything and she's choosing to not put out, what's the problem?
>>201752222Imagine how fucked women would be if men just didn't give a shit about their moist hole
As a general service announcement, Wattsposting is funny. The reasons:>Watts is an absolute buffoon with no critical thinking skills, or was so far into fantasy land and dissociation from daily emotional trauma that he really thought that he wouldn’t get caught>it’s hilarious that his sexual affair has been reduced to “ass druk” by this board and the farce is woven into the facetious reasoning about “WHY’D HE DO IT!?!?”>family annihilation is really funny to joke about for some reason>chris just absolutely shit the bed at murdering his family>almost the whole thing was caught on tape>kino facial expression moments from him and everyone slowly realizing he did it through kinography>nuggies (I mean come on)>shannanana was a crazy cunt who drove him to do it>chris is very relatable for the average retard who browses this board And the most surreal thing: >he murdered his entire family just because he was sick of their shit and found another piece of ass
>>201738899Why is there a couch in the hallway? Do people need to sit down & take a break in the 20 ft walk from the door to the living room?
>>201752313>searches for active volcanoes nearby and how far it is to the moon
>>201736397it's not his faulthe's not to blameit is the gypsy girl,the witch, who set this flame
>>201751658Nogs are all gay faggots and they rape anyone they canThey can freely rape any childkiller white man because americans also worship criminals when they hurt bad guys or whateverBut if it’s like some colombian druglord that sex trafficked and murdered thousands then he will have a cushy life
>>201738172Because he's coping. Everyone in prison is a similar lowlife as Chris, no one really cares. It's this "honor among thieves" fantasy learned from movies, that is not based on reality
>>201752313>And the most surreal thing:>he murdered his entire family just because he was sick of their shit and found another piece of assHow is that surreal? It's the most understandable thing. The dude was 100% checked out of his marriage and Shannahnann'nan was an insufferable normie white bitch that wouldn't give him a moment's peace. The kids were also already against him, you can see in the social media posts that they were already treating him like shit, and his own focus on things like the nugget barrages show he was absolutely tired of that nonsense. Watts didn't even see them as his family, just a bunch of burdens.
>>201738731>>201738899>>201739068Ideally, I would hire someone like Sam & Dean Winchester to inspect the house for any spooky ghosts before I settle in. But for that price with that many rooms, maybe. I love the interior, but since this looks like a planned community, I assume I can't change the house itself, i.e. adding French doors or painting the outside.
>>201752417It’s surreal because that’s literally so fucking overboard for the situation lmao. It’s like he was checked out of life. >what is divorce >what is just up and leaving with your bitch one day
>>201738899Yeah, the "American white woman" psychosis
>>201745707fag
>>201738731>house worth three quarters of a million dollars>fucking carpetingWhat the fuck is wrong with americans?
>>201752479well i guess that would have been his first reaction too but then his mistress started pissing in his ear about making his family "go away" forever.
>>201736397>Nichol Kessinger, a “Jezebel” for tempting him into sinningLmao why do these people always refuse to admit their own fault
>>201751658>Why exactly do the other inmates care?Paedos and child killers generally have to be kept away from other inmates or they get beaten/killed.The word nonce comes from "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise"
I hate how Christians do thisYou have a man who was a complete degenerate, constantly had sex, did drugs and started stealing for drug moneyThey go to jail and suddenly they realise how much of a sinner everyone is, that everyone is this horrible depraved sinner who is worthy of eternal torture except for the completely unmerited gift of salvation
>>201748598I will never stop laughing at the chicken nugget wojaks
>>201752021Retarded NiggaKilling kids is worse than tax fraud
>>201746777And yet, /tv/ & /pol/ insist that young men need to repeat this pattern, no matter what. Why?
>>201752586Exactly
>>201736608Sh’nachkranachionn murdered herself with her attitude, chud
>>201738787I don’t get it?
>>201736397>Watts calls his former mistress, Nichol Kessinger, a “Jezebel”If confirmed that she was in fact a "Jezebel", would this absolve Chris of all wrongdoing? I'm inclined to believe that it would.
>Watts pleaded guilty to the murders on November 6. The death penalty was not put forward by the district attorney on the request of Shanann's family, who did not wish for any further deaths. They were supportive of his decision to accept the plea deal.
>>201750350> here i am with a fistful of bananas, couldn't even get laid in a monkey whorehouse.That’s such a cute little phrase
>>201745707tell me you've never seen a cold nugget to the face without telling
>>201743818
>>201736397Come to think of it, why didn't he just kill his wife, claim she went apeshit and wanted to hurt the kids and have 2 fewer counts of homocide and no destruction of evidence/body as well?Who knows, with some PR and lawyer shenanigans he could've had the jury weeping over his "valiant daddy instincts, killing his beloved wife to save his children" or some bullshit like that. He could've even kept the gym whore if his lawyer managed to turn the entire case against shynnynyn and her parents.The "reluctant hero-murderer" tactic is one of the most used. Instead he looked for active volcanoes in the area...
>>201752332It can't be a mc mansion without useless furniture.Open concept houses always seemed retarded to me.
>>201752609>The word nonce comes from "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise"no it doesn't, yet another retarded backronym
>>201751658>Inmate justice is very confusing.Whoa, you mean to tell me retarded and violent criminals do retarded and violent shit for no reason at all?I'm speechless!!Criminal inmates just decided to pick on the only offender group that does not operate in a tribe-like mentality (pedos that do are called the elite), so they could attack them with impunity.If pedoes worked together they'd just be yet another gang in the can, like white supremacists or nigger packs. But they don't for some reason.
>>201753188>Come to think of it, why didn't he just kill his wife, claim she went apeshit and wanted to hurt the kids and have 2 fewer counts of homocide and no destruction of evidence/body as well?because he genuinely thought his plan of putting the bodies in the trunk in plain view of his own camera and unceremoniously driving them somewhere and coming back and pretending like he never had a family to begin with, would actually work and that he was a genius
>>201753332>>201751658>i find it confusing that people hate pedophilesmurderers are still people, theres nothing psychologically wrong neccesarily with murderers, tax dodgers etcbeing a pedo is one of the only irredeemable and psychologically telling crimes out there
>>201751516IU don't think she is that hot, it's more that she is chargming I knew a few girls like that.
>>201753406Yep. A surprising amount of people in prison were fucked with as kids. They might not be able to pay Uncle Bobby back, but they sure can fuck you up in his stead. The anger never dies.
>>201753261I've just recently gotten an interest in interior design & decor (thank you, Frasier).They could have put up a console table or cabinet & put up whatever objet or decorations they wanted. That couch feels so random.
>>201751741This case is my happy place
Anyway, if they ever find the guy who took that wife and those kids I sure hope they give him a stern talking to and then send him home to anal ... analyze his wrongdoings haha anyway see you later
>>201752569They can afford it
>Nichol>Shanannseriously, why can't americans name their children correctly?
>>201753674Carpet is the cheapest floor though. Even visible concrete costs more to properly seal.
Is there a video or something I can watch that explains this whole story? I've only been passively aware of this guy for years but never actually looked into this whole situation.
>>201751884He wanted to be a machinist for sports cars, it was his dream job. Not even memeing, I think he would be up for the task because these oil drill workers have retard strength from years of turning the bolts. It also helps to be dumb in some ways if you want to do manual labor like car repair.
>>201752949Rotting in jail for the rest of your life is a fate worse than a needle prick
>>201753332Nobody likes pedos. Not even other pedos.
>>201745707It wasn't a black and white situation.
>>201753837>machinist>retard strength>helps to be dumbyou seem confused about what machinists do
Should I send him letters? If so, what memes should i include so he can know what a colossal lolcow he is on this board?
>>201753392He had a foolproof plan of telling the cops that she took the kids in the middle of the night to stay at a friend's house without any of their clothes her clothes or cell phone/medication.
>>201736397>Handwritten notesLoathsome, disgusting, really gets the autism going.
>>201753893Also he called the school to tell them the kids wouldn't come, then in the middle of that he got the idea of asking if they were there.
>>201751583>I guess he felt tied down by his earlier shitty mistakes.You can see the horror and regret on his face when his wife tells him she is pregnant and he has to pretend and be yay that's great. I think this happened even before he was fucking Nichol.
>>201753910Is there a recording of this phone call? That sounds hilarious
>>201753886he's not a lolcow you faggot we support his plight and wish for him to be freethe crimes of sha'na'aan, bella and cece should not be on him
>>201738731>HOANot even for free
>>201753929Not that I know of, the teacher at school told it like that to the police.
>>201738731>>201738799>buy the ass house>hang pictures of Chris from their social media on the walls
Do people seriously sympathize for this guy? I think he's the lowest of the low. Not only he is a murderer that slaughtered his own children for fickle reasons, but he was also an immense fucking idiot. Honestly i don't even understand how he was a functioning member of society in the first place, seeing how shitty both were in dealing with money.
>>201738731Fuck no. Overpriced by 200k and your neighbors are up your ass with cameras. You have basically no lawn or privacy.
>>201751658they don’t. Prison justice is a boomer facebook meme. there are 1.2 million prisoners in the US and Less than 50 murders in prison each year, most all gang related
>>201741795no he got a bunch of job offers from the CIA, FBI, NSA and various other countries security and information agencies so he's been moving around a lot
>>201754018He was a glowie the whole time. Chris is innocent he was mkultra'd by his neighbors.
>>201754027>glowie neighbor >glowie-adjacent assmistress
>watch tons of crime investigation videos>comments are full of womenwhy do women watch murder investigation videos/documentaries so much?
>>201754095Because 9 out of 10 times they're the victims. You'd wanna avoid getting murdered by your hustando as well anon
>>201753875It's maybe because I am ESL. Machinist in my country is someone who fixes cars. I looked up the meaning of machinist and I agree with you.
>>201754062what did they do to her ass?
>>201753987Its really easy in America to be productive. Especially the last several decades in which we've had to structure our society in such a manner that even idiots can succeed.
>>201743973I think that detail disgusts me nearly as much as what he did to Bella.
>spend every waking moment of yoir life talking about a murderer who was convicted over 6 years agoeveryone in this thread has severe mental issues
>>201754391I don't have mental issues. The Chris Watts case is my happy place. My rock. My constant. No matter where I am in life, I can come back to it and feel at home. I have a shared cultural context with the anons who post about it. In a postmodern society where social cohesion has been abolished, people will latch onto anything.
>>201754391>spend every waking moment of your life bitching and crying in every thread about a topic you don't like.You have severe mental issues.
>>201754391Well, my own life is a boring day to day rinse and repeat till I die a kissless virgin kinda deal, so I got to spice it up a bit by talking about people that do crazy dumb shit.
>>201753830There are quite a lot of them. JCS did a good interrogation analysis. True Crime Loser also. The Behavior Panel analyzed the bodycam footage. Behind Criminal Minds has talked about details to emerge since Chris's sentencing. The channel Live Abuse Free has a very long playlist where she looks at nearly every detail and media appearance and analyzes Chris's narcissistic personality.
>>201752011More like>Be retard>Marry woman not out of love but because "you take what you get">As time goes by the lack of love turns into scorn>Start regretting marrying her and with that having kids with her>"Fall in love" with a random whore just because she lets you do anal>The whore wants to steal you from your wife for the thrill of it>Start justifying the cheating by believing the wife was somehow turning your 3 and 4 year old children against you>Don't want to just divorce and immediately get a new wife as that would look bad for you>Not knowing you are a retard you believe you can kill your whole family and get away with it>Kill your whole family>Get caught>"It was all the whore's fault!"
>Bunch of white trash diesNot my problem
>>201736397Chrisbros.. We're healing
>>201754769Doesnt take into account all the shenanigans with the cops and kessinger, the deleted phone messages etc. Bitch is guily and evil as fuck.
>>201753295Classic NIDYARB
something /tv/ rarely mentions is that Chris had an ongoing relationship with a male prostitute
>>201754095They're obsessed with serial killer documentaries and forensic files tv shows
>>201754905*shannanigans
>>201754095Women get off on murder and violence, they've just got pretend to clutch their pearls over it.
>>201755055The spelling will never not trigger me.
>>201742004>gold ducking medalBetween this and the nuggies, I wouldn't put up with such fowl play either
>>201754905I mean it's possible she might've said some sadistic stuff like >"Ugh if only your family didn't exist, we could be together"But if they had planned the murders together Chris would've explained what they did and not just call the whore a Jezebel. That's classic narcissistic cope
>>201754169Laced it with LSD.
Why does this case resonate so much with terminally online 4chan users? It's becoming more famous here than the supreme gentleman
This guy lost his mind due to excessive exposure to a woman's stankhole. I'm not sure why his defence didn't take this angle in court.
>>201754331>Yes.
>>201755202his mistress had bribed his attorney, the judge and even the prosecutor with her butt
>>201755138No dude she literally fucked the chief of police to have months worth of phone logs - including from the day of the murder - deleted.Or maybe it wasnt deleted but rendered inadmissiable for evidence or something, it was really long ago i cared about this.
>>201753406>murderers are still peoplehaha, no they're notthey forfeit their rights to live within society, let alone JUDGE who deserves whatyou're a simple minded nigger, so I'll explain to you in the simplest terms possible why criminals target specifically pedos/molesters etcpedos DO NOT form a gang in prison, because they're mentally ill introverted freaks and fail to adjust to prison "rules"I can wholeheartedly guarantee you that if a 7 foot wall of muscle pedophile started a gang to protect "his kind" then in that specific prison there wouldn't be a "pedo hunt" anymorethat's just a hypothetical, however, since the pedos that can and will stick together are the ones that will never be broomstick raped because they own fucking islands and banks like Epstein and his clientsinmates are just animals with no thought or honor, IMO we could take two birds with one stone by electic chair'ing those that kill pedos
My brother is very naif and started dating a 42 year old woman. I think she is a demon and is sucking his energy. I fear she is gonna try to have a kid as fast as possible and if a retard pops out of her womb, my life might be fucked. Women are demons.
>>201743973So evidence that he had no idea what he was doing has surfaced and yet he is still in prison?
>>201755166speak for yourself. i'm not terminally online, i have a big house, a wife, a mistress, 2 little girls with a third on the way, i work at a petroleum company, and i have absolutely no inclination as to where those kids are.
>>201737610Yes. Welcome to the world of college graduates and yuppies. Remember that the average American could go maybe 2 months unemployed before shit hit the fan.
>>201751673Damn. You sound dumb as fuck
>>201755166It's just a very funny case. It's like a family murdering comedy movie adam sandler would have come up with. The sole fact that he just came home and the cops were already there is hilarious. It's bizarre
>>201754331don't throw chicken nuggets at your dad if you're not ready to be strangled to death and stuffed in an oil drum
>>201743818>2019>Chris to retire>In his mid 30sWhat kind of dogshit has he been feeding her here? Sounds like he's just as empty-headed as she
>>201754985Didn't they find his Grindr profile?
>>201755380
>>201755293>college graduates and yuppiesReminder that Chris Watts fell for the trade meme.
These threads are severely mentally ill>if you don’t play along with thinking Mr watts is coolerino you’re a hella unbased fag!You are literally mentally retarded people. It is very fitting that you all sit here screeching about how you hate women through terminally virgin tears
>>201755412you have never had chicken nuggets thrown at you, you cannot understand
>>201751430>should i keep eating when i have diarrhea >scrimblo>Turkey UFO 2008Some highlights from my recent searches, gave me a key out of context
>>201737610>5 bedroom home in CoWould have been about 400k. No wonder he was stressed.
>>201755412Where do you think you are faggot
>>201737610>sound dumb as shit>but their all dead now so>their
>>201754985his ass addiction knows no bounds
>>201755287>>201755319I must say that because of /tv/ I ended up watching a couple of true crime documentaries on youtube about the case. It was interesting. But the hysterical wine aunt friend of the missus almost drove me insane. I know women like that in real life and you don't want them near you or your girlfriend/wife
>>201755474A place that is going to reflect the return to Christ that is coming. Your idea of this being a place with magical properties is a symptom of a mental disability. I’m in Austin Texas. Where do you think you are retard?
>>201744944So all you're telling me is that Chris was absolutely gay
>>201755532Schizo
>>201747683Built for
>>201743818this is the dumbest one and it's on there twice for some reason
>>201755577No anon. I am the only person here that is not severely mentally ill. You are probably the most mentally ill person here, and we both know where we are, so that’s saying something. >stop bulling my boyfriend Chris watts he killed his wife for me and we hate women together because I can’t get pussy!!!!!!You are extremely mentally ill. Actual poster boy for suicide. Don’t do it anon
>>201755622sometimes you forget who you are, maybe the only way to cure it is anal addiction or giving your children enemas for no reason
Sneed
>>201755643Ok schizo
>>201749554Thing about being married is that you crave variety. I seriously want to fuck my ex wife now but back in the day I found it a chore a lot of times.
>>201738379She is clearly a Jezebel but I would fall for it too.
>>201755399Oh shit, really? That makes it even funnier. Trade cucks are several levels below yuppies by a long shot.>t. Half retard former electrician that's getting better
>>201755690You think as a regular attendee of Chris watts fanclub threads on the child porn board on a forum the grooms mass shooters and trannies, is normal? And the person that loves Jesus and thinks you’re a freak is crazy? Anon you literally have down syndrome
>>201751964Musk could do it, or at least he would tell his shareholders he would do it by Q2 2026.
>>201755741That's great schizo!
>>201754769>>The whore wants to steal you from your wife for the thrill of itI used to get this from women at work when I was married>Don't want to just divorce and immediately get a new wife as that would look bad for youyeah but thanks to child support and alimony this would not be feasible.
>>201755762Again. You are retarded anon. You have schizophrenia. I’m perfectly fine. That’s why I have sex and you fantasize about being some gay guy that kills children
>>201738774>female spectersLMAO
>>201755346Well, he kinda did retire in his 30s.
>>201755800Who are you having sex with schizo. Jesus? Lmao
>>201739638>>201747813>A nugget
>>201755830My wife. I told you I was a Christian. You’re not smart enough to be interesting are you? :(
>>201751741i think chris resonates with this site because his life is like a dramatic mockery of failed normalfaggotry
>>201755856>wifeOhnonononono
>>201743818As cringe as I find this, it's objectively productive and puts you on the right path. Women do shit like this and get stuff done while we sit here and shit on it
>>201751658They just look for any excuse to hurt people.
>>201755862This board identifies with him because the majority here are pedophiles and virgins who hate women and kids because they can’t have sex with them so they want to kill them
>>201736397Do they throw chicken nuggets at him in prison?
>>201755907What did shanana do? She was draining this retard's money in a pyramid scheme. Actual productive people have a schedule board or something. This is just a giant girlboss moment
>>201738899These homes almost require you to have a family. I couldn't imagine being in 1 alone and by yourself without long nights of drinking. Depressing shit, dude.
>>201738233She promised him the anal that his bitch of a wife never provided.
>>201755990lived in a bigger house than me is what she didliterally everything is faking it until you make it.
>>201751658People who hurt kids deserve justice. You racist retards clearly have less morality and character than a gang banging crack dealer that rapes pedos in the pen. It’s just perfect. If you hurt kids you get turned inside out and tortured to death. Amen?
>>201736397You think he got word of the ass druk memes and took them unironically?>whoa, it all makes sense now, I was under a anal satanic spell!
>>201755998I mean, yes? Why would you get a place like that to live as a bachelor, unless you were just very optimistic about the future
>>201755924Nah. You absolutely deserve to be tortured to death pedo
>>201755907>it's objectively productive and puts you on the right pathYou cannot look at that image and say that with a straight face. There's self reinforcement and then there's that.
>>201756057>You cannot look at that image and say that with a straight faceI can and I doI promise you that every single girl who does shit like this is more productive and successful in life than every single guy criticizing it hereAs cringe as it is, that is the truth, and you know it if you're honest.
>>201756025Not thanks to her. And they were about to go bankrupt, precisely thanks to her.
>>201756088But she didn't. Looks like the affirmations worked.
>>201738877When an oil well is drilled there are nuggets of coal like solidified oil deposits. It was Chris's job to dodge them, and he was very profecient at it.
>>201756108God works in mysterious ways
>>201749554I had this mentality as a teenager but honestly the moment I started getting pussy I realised very quickly that women are dickheads. I sometimes genuinely do think being gay must be a breeze. I know you’ve got to worry about AIDs but I think there’s a pill now you can take which stops you ever getting it. The only thing that puts me off is men are physically repulsive. One day you’re gonna wake up, 18 months into a relationship, and you’re gonna be in a good mood. You’re gonna be minding your business, sitting down to eat some breakfast, maybe flicking through the paper, if the weathers nice you might even sit in the garden. And just as you go to really drink in the tranquility of it all, your girlfriend/wife is going to intrude, and she’s gonna ask you to do something, and you might respond saying you’ll do it soon, and because you don’t do it immediately they’re gonna get their nag on. Take that scenario, and replicate it for each day of the week. That is Hell.Luckily I found an anti social girlfriend who understands I need to not be spoken to sometimes. And I appreciate that.But I’ll still sack her off one day and just stick to escorts.
I am unfamiliar with the chicken nugget lore, QRD?
>>201751658If you see a man kill children, and you do not feel the urge to personally kill him yourself, you are so lot T it should be illegal to consider yourself a man.
>>201756124It's basically impossible these days unless you're gigachad, but you really need to find the right womanI had one GF who was a perfectly nice and good person but god she bored me to tears.I had another GF and I loved every second I spent with her
>>201756048Not even as a bachelor. Just imagine your wife and kids are out of town. You're old. Whatever. Just being in those homes alone is depressing in itself
>>201756166Yeah, sounds horrible. Thank god I'm stuck in this shitty bachelor apartment instead.
>>201755998A shit like that would be a bitch to maintain as one person, yes. on the plus side no nuggies
>>201756183There's a house on the nearby river for 90k. Good condition but no Internet. If it weren't for that I'd go be a swamp person in a heartbeat.
>>201756083>I promiseYour promises mean nothing to me. You kinda called yourself a loser in another post, so I'm not inclined to believe what you say, since I have more self respect and am likely better than you in life.
>>201745641More common with blacks, but whites make for more interesting stories.
Why do these threads always cause so much seething? It's board culture, laugh at the memes or fuck off already
>>201752756Shitskins mostly. Remember that blacks and Hispanics have the highest rates of homo despite being the "masculine" option.
>>201756144Narc white knight faggot.
>>201756391Are you seriously laughing at a man who was forced to strangle his 3 and 5 year old daughters due to constant chicken nugget abuse and his wife as well because of her stupid facebook shit and MLM stupidity? At a man who was forced at asspoint to do all of this?
>>201756417not sure in what world endorsing mob justice makes someone a "narc white knight faggot."People who murder and rape children are going to hell and will be raped by the devil for eternity and every man who isn't a pussy wants to send them there faster
>>201752121It's actually the opposite. Chris didn't want to fuck Shannyn anymore even though she was putting out.
>>201756141>>201756141>>201756141>>201756141>>201756141HELP
>>201756221If you're here you're a loserhaving a job doesn't make you a not loser. I make six figures programming, it's easy.
>>201756658it is not public knowledge and shouldn't be disseminated to persons like you, all i can say is that it is extremely disturbing
>>201756658I'd explain but I don't want to get banned again
>>201755800Is this patrick Tomlinson? Kek
>>201736397IT WAS SELF DEFENSE HE WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE STOP VICTIM BLAMING ABUSE VICTIMS#JUSTICE4CHRIS
>>201756789This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.
>>201756509Oh, so you are insane and your statements are based on makebelieve. I get ya now.
>>201756088They did go bankrupt. They were about to go bankrupt again.
>>201756109
>>201756202Why not buy it and get Musk space internet?
>>201756658Belle and Cece, in all their wickedness, would hurl chicken nuggets at incredible high speeds directly into Chris’s skull. The resulting brain damage is likely what lead him to attack them. Look up the rage symptoms from CTE- it’s what he was suffering from.
