/tv/ - Xena is literally the best drunk fall asleep show - Television & Film

Anonymous

07/26/24(Fri)04:03:04 No.201751592

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Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)04:03:04 No.201751592 Archived

Xena is literally the best drunk fall asleep show ever made

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)04:03:46 No.201751601

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)04:03:46 No.201751601

>>201751592
Imagine Lucy Lawless holding you down and farting on your face haha

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)04:13:59 No.201751780

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)04:13:59 No.201751780

>>201751601
Ah-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yaaaAAAA

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)05:03:25 No.201752591

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)05:03:25 No.201752591

who is the shaman with deer antlers? got any webms.

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)05:11:10 No.201752700

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)05:11:10 No.201752700

>>201751601
Don't be a faggot

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)05:42:20 No.201753169

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)05:42:20 No.201753169

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>>201751592

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)05:45:12 No.201753206

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)05:45:12 No.201753206

>>201751592
I wasted my entire four week summer vacation laying in bed listening to the radio and drinking room temp vodka.

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)05:48:07 No.201753252

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)05:48:07 No.201753252

>>201752700
Yeah, a woman on top of you is really gay, bro.
Did you think that reply through?

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)06:11:01 No.201753541

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)06:11:01 No.201753541

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>>201751592
I don't drink but I do love Xena

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)06:14:23 No.201753582

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)06:14:23 No.201753582

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>>201751601
>she enters her tent after a long day of pillaging and slaughter
>"kneel slave, I've been holding this in for hours"
>she walks over you as you fall to your knees, lifts up her leather skirt, spreads her ass cheeks and sits directly on your face
>your nose penetrates her asshole as she gets comfortable, then she releases a torrent of piss into your mouth
>"swallow you worthless pig" she says before sighing as she relieves herself on your face, her supple cheeks clenching your head
>after finishing, she lifts up, turns around and plants her asshole directly over your open maw
>"I hope you're hungry slave, I've been saving up this meal for you all day" laughing, then grunting, her anus puckers and slowly spits turd after turd into your mouth
>gagging, you are forced to chew and swallow quickly to avoid being suffocated by her long, slimy logs
>she's finally done, "now lick me clean slave, inside and out"
>you quickly use your tongue to get every morsel, every stain until she's completely spotless
>she straightens her skirt, turns and looks at you
>"you did better than last time, maybe I was right not to kill you along with your pathetic family. I wonder how long you'll last before dying like my last slaves... hmm, well it's FOOD for thought"
>she quietly laughs to herself, then moves to her bed for some much needed rest
>your belly full with her piss and shit, you silently watch her form as she drifts into unconsciousness, wondering what tomorrow will bring...

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)07:22:21 No.201754482

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)07:22:21 No.201754482

Is there a complete 1080p AI remaster yet?

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)07:37:24 No.201754679

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)07:37:24 No.201754679

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>>201754482
>Is there a complete 1080p AI remaster yet?
Best you're going to get is the region 4 DVD of the show.

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)07:46:11 No.201754851

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)07:46:11 No.201754851

>>201754679
>region 4 dvd
Well I've always wanted an excuse to get a region free player