/tv/ - As a RLM enthusiast I will probably have to kill m - Television & Film

Anonymous

07/26/24(Fri)04:44:39 No.201752267

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Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)04:44:39 No.201752267 Archived

As a RLM enthusiast I will probably have to kill myself (in Minecraft).
"Shelby Oaks" keeps climbing up in ratings after an early review bombing phase, top critics absolutely love it.
This can't be happening. Please, help!!! I'm being Stuckmannized™!!!

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)04:46:31 No.201752302

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)04:46:31 No.201752302

it has to at least okay because i don't see how Flanagan and NEON would be pick it up if it was actually very bad
like, it could be mediocre, but i can't see it being actual shit

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)04:48:35 No.201752338

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)04:48:35 No.201752338

Shut the fuck up and actually kill yourself you /r/Cinemassacretruth fake internet drama making up fat retard permavirgin brown subhuman.

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)04:50:58 No.201752381

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)04:50:58 No.201752381

>>201752338
>Shut the fuck up and actually kill yourself
Shelby Oaks sneeds at least 80% on RT before I do

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)04:51:26 No.201752390

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)04:51:26 No.201752390

>>201752338
james doesn't know who stuckmann is though

Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)04:56:43 No.201752480

Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)04:56:43 No.201752480

>>201752381
the percentage itself doesn't mean much, it could be 100% fresh and every review is a 6/10
RT doesn't matter
Stuckmann won because his film is already by default better than Space Cop that RLM shat out because one - it isn't smarmy insufferably ironic "so bad it's good!" shit and two - it has to be at least okay because it has the trust of NEON, and that company similarly to A24 has at least some semblance of quality control (as in it is competently directed, which can't be said about RLM's Space Cop)