>no facebook, no instagram, no linkedin, nothing. He's a ghost.
Imagine participating in the society of current year + 9.
>>201758770I don't have any of that, what does that make me?
>>201758770>alright, I want you to interview all of his neighbors, Kowalski
>We went to the phone company to triangulate his position.>Turns out... his phone is not registered.>Nobody knows where he is. He could be anywhere.
>>201758770Any man without a social media presence isn't considered husband material.
>>201758770>Jesus, Alvarez. Do I have to do your job for you? Bills, Alvarez. Internet, electricity, car registration, insurance, rent, hell, ANYTHING!!!>S-sir...
>>201758811A ghost, you fucking retard.
>finally make an instagram>only upload pictures of meals i've prepared
>girl asks me what's my Instagram>say I don't have one>the conversation abruptly stops right there as if I just loudly proclaimed that I'm a pedo serial killer
>post on social media infrequently >say absolutely nothing about me or my personal life>even the name and profile picture are fictionSecret Agent Maaaan!
>>201760070this but watsapp or some portugese bullshitshe sent me vids of her fingering herself and all sorts of nasty shit but the minute I refuse to get on social media it's all over
>>201760070>dont have any faggot social medias, just bumble>stop being a frogposter>profit
>why is your youtube history turned off?>there's no porn on youtube so why??
the only social media accounts i have are fake ones I use to track people down (I'm a private investigator)it's surprisingly easy to catfish retards into revealing their location for just the hint of a crumb of pussy
>>201760166this guy watches russian ballet videos
>>201758770I talk to plenty of people irl and it's amazing how much time they spend slagging one another off about what someone's posted on their social media. never understood it.
>>201758811A ghostmaxxer, ghostmaxxers create history. Ghostmaxxers are history. Throughout the ages, it is ghostmaxxing men that drive the tide of fate. This ghostmaxxed comment that I am typing now will reach dozens, if not hundreds, if not thousands of people.The ones at the top are ghosts. They are human beings hiding behind countless need-to-know clearances and nobody knows who they even are.You were built in the image of the creator, and what that means is that you too were gifted with the power of the Holy GHOST, by birthright. The power of the Holy Ghost lies in adventure. Though waging or taking neetbux from governments and shitposting is easier, GHOSTMAXXING is the greatest power in this universe. It trumps all. So use your power that was given to you and fulfill your destiny.If you do nothing, you and everyone you love will slowly die, or worse they will become literal NPC's caught in the jewish panopticon.IF you take action, this can be prevented.The more time you spend playing video games, shitposting here or watching kike films instead of taking action, the more time this evil has to spread.It's time to exit the digital jew panopticon and leave behind your old life stranded in the chain of time, so take action anon.
>>201760181I only did this as a teenager to get free items off retards in vidya by sending them webcam whore pictures and footage
>>201758770The only social media apps a man should have are Snapchat and Grindr
>>201760187based and or haul reviews
>>201760412I feel like Tariq lost out on some serious money by not making a donut punching app called Breakr
The social pariah effect of NOT being on social media is extraordinary. Do not fall for the common 4chan copes. The men trying to convince you that you'll be a more attractive stoic alpha male if you abstain often suffer from bouts of depression and loneliness in between posting about how smart they are for not liking 'gay normie shit' that 'only shallow people care about'.EVERYONE is influenced by social media. Why do you think it is a global phenomena with billions of users from every country on the planet?Do you think someone handsome with 30k followers is going to spend hours coping on how unfair the social dynamics of social media are? No, the cute girl you have a crush on just liked his vacation selfie. Generally speaking, if you have no presence or a shitty profile, people are going to come to the conclusion that you're lower status and that you have something to hide. Paradoxically, even the crabs trying to convince you that they are Marcus Aurelius II for not posting pictures online are also influenced by follower counts. Everyone, even the normalfags, like to pretend it doesn't matter when prompted, when it clearly matters a lot.Anecdotal experiences about how 'I have a gf and don't have social media' are the exception. Of course, rationally speaking, you don't NEED to do anything since social status is so fluid and context dependent, but you're really shooting yourself in the foot for no reason. Never in the history of this species has it been easier to take control of your personal image, present yourself as attractive and high status in any context you choose, and to reach and be available to as many people as possibleIf the thought of posting on social media terrifies you, that means you're aware that you're unattractive and have a boring life. If you think it is 'effort' to use social media to your advantage, that's a sign. You should fix that, pronto.
>>201758811A retarded ghost.
>>201760070Being a pedo serial killer would make them more attracted to you, albeit
>>201760363that's how I learned how to do it tooyou should look into becoming a PI, same skill set.
>I want a full background check on this guy: someone track down his first girlfriend >sir, you’re not gonna believe this
>>201760708Ye ok, Mark. I quit mine around 2015-2016. Been fine ever since. Then again, I've had a social circle before all this shit begain.
>>201760845his post was too long but I never used it from the start apart from things like early MSN and Bebo for a very short while. I don't know if gaming counts, I don't really consider the games I play to be very personal information.
>>201760708Every word of this is untrue if you’re remotely personable. I have work colleagues begging me to get on insta etc. and it’s become gold dust to them for me to be in any of their pics. Admittedly I’m in my early 40s, northern Irish, still thin and have a full head of hair. But, 5’11 fuck sake.
>>201759109Neither is one that cannot properly formulate a sentence.
I was the king of facebook in 2013.All my posts had like 8 likes usually with 2 or 3 hot girls in there.
>>201760708>but you're really shooting yourself in the foottrue>for no reasonWRONG
>>201760954Your colleagues just think its funny to have a taig in their feed.
>>201760985I made a spiderman account and used to call people niggers in the middle of the night ~2009-2010. it was funny hearing people getting ass blasted about it the next day. never told anyone it was me.
>>201760985Yeah. Now everything's become politicized and monetized.
>>201760708I get all the social media interaction from people liking my "try finger but hole" messages in elden ring.
>>201760708>spending this much time thinking about how to please women
>>201761249which is nothing compared to the time you spend pleasing yourself loser
>>201760981>E-ESL!Keep on seething downie. There are no grammatical errors in my post.
>>201760362But anon, I work for a bank and Im getting paid to miss work.
How do normies manage to get literally THOUSANDS of social media followers?>be bored and decide to look up old friends from high school on instagram >a lot of them have over 1k followers how the fuck does this even happen? Let's say you add all your family, friends, and friends of friends, that's probably like what, 100 people? Where the fuck do the other 900 come from?
>>201760362I work for a giant company and I'm pretty sure they've forgotten I exist, I just happen to be on the payroll still
>>201761349Mutuals
>>201761349>Let's say you add all your family, friends, and friends of friends, that's probably like what, 100 people
>>201761349I think what people do is they just add friends of friends of friends. even normies don't know 90% of the people in their friend list. it's just so if the 1 person does come up in a conversation they all get their phones out like clucking hens to see what gossip they can find. that's its purpose.
>>201761349travel
>that episode where Truman logs into his girlfriend's facebook and sees her texting other men she was dating behind his back.
>>201761629this didn't happen to me but a friend of mine despite my insistence that it was a bad idea asked me to help crack into his gf's account and found things he didn't like.
>>201761349there's a distinction between friends and enemies anon
>>201761042You tossed a coin and got it wrong. Appreciate the effort though. I live in SE England now anyway; the accent remains a novelty, thank fuck >>201761665Tell me the “things”
>>201762185old nudes of pussy wide open on the spread shots. messages like "thanks for cumming on my tits". they were all older than when they met but it's still not the sort of thing I'd want to go rummaging through. the funniest ones I did are ones for work a friend of mine found that some old guy in his 70s was making his own 3d fetish porn in some pirated version of like 3ds max
>>201761629>normalfag thinks he's truman
