Hollywood box office has been saved
>jackman has to save capeshit again
>>201765005I don't get /tv/'s reaction to this movieDeadpool was always one step above reddit slop but it's self-awareness and sincerity rose it up a biteveryone here is acting like it's sóy incarnate
>>201765128/tv/ hates everything that is popular. It's that simple. Before Deadpool became a huge deal people on here loved it.
>>201765128real reddit take of you bro
>>201765005And the chuds go wild!
>>201765128The first two DP movies kind of suck except for Cable in the second one and the third one has a completely different tone which is why I enjoyed the third one and not the other two
>>201765128It has always been reddit slop. Just because they swear and show blood, doesn't make it "above" reddit.
>>201765128it's the definition of reddit slop. movies for manchildren that refuse to take themselves seriously like 99% of the modern superhero movies.
>>201765311>>201765243>having fun is le badzoomers are some of the most miserable fucks in existence.
>another capeshit shill thread
>>201765005>$200M BudgetYou mean it made 100M?! Wow! Hollywood is saved!
>>201765128I never liked the Deadpool movies, but this one is bearable only because of Jackman.
>>201765350>my idea of fun is being mentally stuck in highschoolexercise is also funmaybe try that, you fat retard
Not gonna watch it :)
>>201765005You just know they're going to completely misinterpret this and instead of seeing it as a fun one-off they're going to think that what everyone wants is for every MCU film going forward to be completely inconsequential multiverse fanservice slop and that 945 year old Hugh Jackman should somehow still be Wolverine in the new X-Men films which apparently aren't coming out for like 10 more years for some fucking reason.But fuck it. it was all going to shit anyway and the plebs are lapping this shit up despite knowing its all just a self-referential circlejerk so maybe it's actually what they want. Either way, I'm out. Fuck this gay genre
>>201765005what's that cuckold guy who cries over capeshit, I won't believe it til I see his review.
>>201766055They're never going to reconcile nostaligia and diversity lmao
>>201765350My argument was you can still have fun with reddit slop.
>>201765128>superhero guy>except he says "fuck" and "shit">b-b-ut wait he also talks to the camera sometimes>oh he's also gay or something?hahahahahaha 10/10 great kino much enjoy watching happy happy laugh laugh laugh
>>201766055Star Wars and Marvel have turned into nothing but micro dopamine bursts. People will sit through hours of shit just so they get a few seconds of some random character they vaguely remember from decades ago. It's sad really.
Deadpool and Wolverine linked up?
THE MCU IS SAVED
I just want my old man blade show. With Wesley Snipes as executive producer.
>>201765350>having funWhat does that have to do with capeshit?
>>201766189To be fair, that's always been the character. He's been what you guys would call reddit before reddit existed.
>>201766280isn't kitana the same race as baraka? I'm confused
This will be the movie that ends the wokeness of MCU
If you didn't laugh at the opening scene you have horrible taste.
>>201766243>the cavillrineYeah it was kino
>>201766280The aura
>>201767008you hate it so much you watched a camrip of the entire movie
>>201766508did you think that was clever? i'm confused
>>201767008I NEED a visual guide in 4k on how she goes to the bathroom in that suit.
>>201765128The plot doesn't make any sense with even an ounce of scrutiny. I haven't watched Cinemasins in 4 years but I will definitely be watching the video on this movie.
>>201765005I just returned from the kinoplex, just watched it. Ask me ANYTHING !
>>201765128yea because it isits also probably the ugliest mcu film theyve gotall the posters with bare backgrounds and all the shots in the film are lit horrendously so you know they're using alot of cgi which looks like shitthey have a 10 minute long car ad sequence in the filmjesus christ like get a grip
>>201767411Almost all of the MCU movies are ugly but this one is next level. The big action scene with Blade, Gambit, and Elektra looks like shit because there's so much shaky cam.
>>201765531It's pretty impressive for a film that came out yesterday. 600mil easy in no time flat.
>>201767401How often does the BVLL fuck your wife and do you lick his cum out of her pussy every time?
>>201767570This film will do more that 1B in it's run
>>201765350only a mentally stunted person would think being fun and having artistic value are mutually exclusive.
>>201767665Yeah that's very possible, probably even. My point was tripling your budget is already a huge success and this one is tracking to do that and then some very quickly.
>>201767594how often do you think about this scenario ?
>>201765128its very luke warm quality like its bad but not horrible yet people clap like mad seals for it hailing it as second coming of christ
Matthew McConaughey was in this?
>>201767008>sexoootoo bad the best we will get is cheap aliexpress cosplay porn instead of something of that level
>>201767881yeah he had one line and barely recognizable, pretty based.
>>201766508
>>201767040You can't critique something you haven't seen, but I'm not surprised /tv/ doesn't understand that.
>>201765005Only 440 million more to go until it breaks even!
>>201765128People don't realize that Deadpool was reddit humor before reddit was even a thing
>>201765005>>201765053>>201765128>>201765175>>201765183>>201765186>>201765231>>201765243>>201765311>>201765350>>201765374>>201765531>>201765580>>201765742>>201765766>>201766055>>201766118>>201766149>>201766177>>201766189>>201766211>>201766508>>201766454>>201766280>>201766274>>201766264>>201766243>>201766224>>201766211>>201766189>>201766177>>201766826>>201766904>>201766927>>201768244>>201768184>>201768131>>201768103>>201767958>>201767881>>201767807>>201767789>>201767764>>201767763>>201767665>>201767594>>201767570>>201767478>>201767411NO FUCK DISNEY AND THEIR FAGGY ASS MCU.NO FUCK NO LET WESLEY BLADE REST IN PEACE.LET THEM HAVE MAHERSHALA NO ONE WILL CARE FOR IT ANYWAY. WESLEY 1998 BLADE IS TOO COOL TO BE DISNEY.
>NOOOOO YOU MUST HATE EVERYTHING, HATE LIFE, HATE FUN, HATE WOMEN OTHERWISE YOU'RE A REDDITOR SLOP ZOOMER PREDDITThe absolute state of nu 4chan holy shit
>>201768442he's in it though little baby, and it was pretty cool
You're forgetting the inflation dude. This is nothing.
>>201765350IDK why, most anyone can watch James Cameron, Michael Bay or Arnold movies + get them. You don't need to know all the in-universe lores and special powers. Yet this not only has all the setups that are just rules to follow or not, it's also not especially thought-provoking (like a thriller, or action that solves problems of real-world physics or obstacles.) So it's both turn your brains off, yet has all these rules/lores you have to remember, yet it is so much more arbitrary than sci-fi that explore world-building. It's just a big nothing to ppl who don't like it.
>>201767881He voiced Cowboy Deadpool at the end, but some of those are wrong, Ray Park is not in the movie as Toad
>>201768442whites in the us WILL be a minority by 2035 and there is NOTHING you can do about it.whites will be a minority REGARDLESS of who you vote for. do you accept these terms?[YES] [YES]
>>201765128There were the mantatory /tv/contrarians here, but the /tv/ reception was generally favourable, especially once the Blade leaks got out. I know because I spend my whole day shitposting here
>>201766280Electra is such a hot mommy
>>201768442mahershala must be seething so hard rn5 years with nothing to show for except now wesley also gave him a kick in the balls lmfaoo
>>201768560>>201765005 (OP) #>>201765053 #>>201765128 #>>201765175 #>>201765183 #>>201765186 #>>201765231 #>>201765243 #>>201765311 #>>201765350 #>>201765374 #>>201765531 #>>201765580 #>>201765742 #>>201765766 #>>201766055 #>>201766118 #>>201766149 #>>201766177 #>>201766189 #>>201766211 #>>201766508 #>>201766454 #>>201766280 #>>201766274 #>>201766264 #>>201766243 #>>201766224 #>>201766211 #>>201766189 #>>201766177 #>>201766826 #>>201766904 #>>201766927 #>>201768244 #>>201768184 #>>201768131 #>>201768103 #>>201767958 #>>201767881 #>>201767807 #>>201767789 #>>201767764 #>>201767763 #>>201767665 #>>201767594 #>>201767570 #>>201767478 #>>201767411 #>>201768569>>201768642>>201768687>>201768930>>201769098>>201769230>>201769277GUYS PLEASE JUST LET WESLEY SNIPES BLADE HAVE AN UNTAINTED MEMORY, LETS NOT MAKE IT CRINGE BY INVOLVING IT IN DISNEY. PIC RELATED IS THE DREAM TEAM IF NEW LINE CINEMA MAKES IT OR SONY SCREEN GEMS.
>>201769470based mass replier autistbut its too latewesley was in the new slophis legacy is over now, thats all that normies will remember him for
>>201769470You're too late nigga
>>201765350what is fun about low quality humor though
>>2017651284chan LOVED Deadpool back in the day. 15+ years ago he was always getting posted. The movies aren't amazing, but they're a decent enough adaptation compared to the other X-Men films. I haven't seen this new one and won't until a proper rip comes out, but it's funny to see how 4chan turned on the merc with the mouth.
>>201771040I still member anon
>>201765128>sincerityThe fuck is supposed to be sincere about it? The whole shtick of the Deadpool movies is that they pretend to be irreverent edge fests when in reality they are perfectly safe and inoffensive for their intended audience, almost to the point of brownnosing. The cringe "Mom's gonna freak" attitude molded into capeshit, except mom obviously doesn't give a shit because Deadpool is a good little goy who eats the bugs, owns nothing and is happy.
>>201765005Cable on suicide watch.
>>2017710404chan's opinion on deadppol shifted at the same rate that 4chan's opinion on his lulsorandom humor changed. Furthermore
>>201765128Ryan last funny gig ad Deadpool was in X Men Origins, when he is wearing the suit he is as funny as Will Ferrel outside of SNL, Anchorman and Zoolander.
>>201772207Nah, I don't have a problem with Reynolds. He had wanted to play Deadpool for years before Origins and then he got pissed when he couldn't even talk in that movie. He did Green Lantern just to have an in with comic movies. He might not be great at it, but playing Deadpool is his dream, and I'd much rather have a subpar performance from someone who actually likes it than anything else Hollywood is capable of these days. Fuck the studios and the kikes in charge, but I don't have a problem with Reynolds on a personal or professional level.
>>201772207I thought The Other Guys was pretty funny.
>>201765005well no wonderits the new star wars shit
Somehow this one had the biggest budget, but visually looks terrible and bland
>>201768244It will get 1.5 billion.
>>201766826Dafne didn't show midriff so no.
>>201765005Ryan always gives us kino
>>201768442What's the power rangers one?
