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>Well I'm sorry to hear dat, cos nao, I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.
I don't get it.
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>>201765258
Come 'ere OP.
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>>201765258
Just suck on some deer penis and you'll be all right.
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>>201765258
>Deytucher...

Why do they only reference Seagal's character's real name in this one scene? Why even bring it up?
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>space ice is eventually going to run out of Seagal movies to riff on
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>>201765864
No one understands what a complex and based individual he is like we do...
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>>201765258
He means he is going to kill a bunch of bad guys, snatching away any future birthdays they may have had in the process.
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>>201765864
It's genuinely worth noting that this scene is filmed closer to the japanese style than any typical hollywood production would be. I can actually understand a prime weeb like Seagal wanting to "get it right", I'm so tired of 99% of things to come out of California, I'm not sure what's worse, when they cast chinese or koreans as japanese, or when they cast 2nd-gen nips *who can't speak japanese*.
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who has washed more money Segall or Sandler?
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>>201767654
Sandler because he'll be getting it from all the people that got movies for being his friends.
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>>201765258
me want da punani
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>>201765864
this is what it was like when I broke up with my Asian ex
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