>it is time, anon
>>201766662>ascend into the big bug zapper>just be told you have bad karma>get sent back as gollumyeah fuck you. I'm going into the void
WE AIN'T GOIN' NO FURTHA UNTIL WE'VE 'AD A BREAVAH
>we must retvrn to gamfaq
>>201766662>be Pippin >be almost singlehandedly responsible for the defeat of Saruman>save Frodo a dozen fucking times getting his stupid ass from The Shire to Rivendell>have balls of steel enough to throw himself onto Faramir's funeral pyre to save him >risks his life at the last battle >doesn't get invited to the Undying Lands >Gimli, who doesn't do fucking anything at all, gets to goWhy was God so pissy about Merry and Pippin?
>>201766737Gnoshits get the pyre.
>>201766662>b-but Gandal, that's tax evasion!
>>201766662My body is ready.
>>201767043I don't know. I do know that Marry was the brains of the Hobbit operation.
>>201767394If a Hobbit managed to outsmart an Istari, I'd bring him to heaven immediately. He technically outsmarts two of them. Imagine being that based.
>>201767264>The dwarf's actor is the tallest of the main cast
We will never get kino like this again within our lifetimes.
>>201767753looks like a video gamecinematography isn't very good either, there are probably better examples of similar scenes from the trilogy
>>201767135im leaving. You play musical chairs with meat suits until the earth burns up.
>>201767043>Gimli, who doesn't do fucking anything at all, gets to goOnly because he had an elf with a standing invite bring him along as a plus one.
>>201767957based
>>201767811What tremendously poor bait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96FlAMoc_pY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP-0N3uK8yw
What do they do there all day? Do the undying lands folk eat, drink, shit and piss?
>>201769201Smoke pipeweed and listen to Tom Bombadil's songs.
>Elijah! Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!
Inceldur, cast it into the vagina!
>>201769486What you mad that he doesn't suck Trump's cock now? >HE VOTED FOR THE ONLY OTHER CANDIDATE THAT WASNT A RETARDED FELON AHHHH SCREENCAPPED THE TWITTER POST I AM LITERALLY GOING INSANE
Was this scene intended to be cosmic horror?https://youtu.be/MJyGArtmaeo?si=u_iPA9GpavS4CweD
>>201767043They probably wouldn't have wanted to go.Mortals don't Iive forever in the Undying Lands. In fact supporting writings suggest mortals who cross the straight road to the blessed realm world live significantly shorter lives. Living in an unchanging land would more quickly sap a mortal's natural will to live and in effect age them more quickly.Frodo was long dead before Samwise left on the last ship.
>>201769486And she's probably going to win so start your seething early
>>201769692>name is Undying Lands >anon thinks you die there
>>201766662Fuck that I would have been on the boat and on to the undying lands then build a fucking wall around it. FUCK THE SPIC AND NIGS OF MIDDLE EARTH.
>>201769727And anon is right.
>>201769727Mortals do NOT gain immortality in Valinor.Stop listening to Sauron he's lying.
>>201766737>>get sent back as gollum just think of all the rape gollum got to commit before he got banished from his village.and I know you faggots are all about rape because that's always the top response when someone posts a "what would you do with the Ring?" thread.
>>201769727>>201769846this exchange has provided me with more entertainment than the entirety to ROP S1
