>i wanted to jack off>i compromised, i fucked a woman instead
20 years in the can.....
>>201767296Gay
>>201767319>20 years in the can.....
>>201767296I just jacked off. Waiting fot cum to stop oozing out my dick then going to sleep. Good night, /tv/.
>>201767296Why did his cellies let him jack off onto the radiator?Whole place must have reeked of burnt semen.
>>201767296What was Phil's crust status?
Phil RETARDO
>>201767375Wait, didn't he jack off into their grilled cheese sandwich?
>20 years>I jacked off in a grilled cheese