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KU MI TE!KU MI TE!KU MI TE!KU MI TE!
>>201773315he was 42 while doing Bloodsport
YOU ARE NOT JAPANESE! YOU ARE NOT A TANAKA!!!
>>201773546This is the secret good ending where Chong Li reveals his sad and harsh backstory and gets redeemed by becoming bros with Frank.
>>201773546Pride was so much better than UFC
>>201773315remainder that this is based on a true story
>>201775202Yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQl1JbuYrLk
HE'S THE BAD GUY BECAUSE HE KICKED SOME FAT FUCK'S ASS
Did Ameribros get too cocky?
>>201775252He's bad because he kills people
>>201774421>KU MI TE!this was stuck in my mind the other day
BOTTAM WAN
>NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BATTAM WAN
>>201775686>killing people in a illegal tournament in a movie called Bloodsport is... le bad
>>201775895Yes
>>201775895No.
>>201775895Maybe
>>201775224frank dux knocked out 53 men in a row one night and never lost a fight. the kumite is real and has an unreasonable amount of fighters sworn to secrecy over it. ALL FACTS MY NIGGA.
>>201775321>The other American fighter is a drunk truck driverKino.
>>201775895lol it's not called 'killsport' ya stoopid newb
>>20177589550%
>>201775321Jackson was KINO.
>>201776216My hero...
>>201776216You keep lippin' off like this and you're gonna have to put up your dux.
OK USA
>>201773315Bolo pls.
(You) ... ARE NECKS
>>201773546>>201773600Based.
>>201776592this is what happens when you try me, playboi
>Today I will remind themhttps://threeinchesofbloodsport.ytmnd.com/
>>201776678I say this at least once a week
This movie is so memeable
>>201776815Holy fuck that was great.
>We must make deal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4XHW5Q4gU
>>201776815>>201777041it's strange how bizarre and unexplainable this clip is, but it's real life and a movie could never get away with this unless it was a parody.
>>201777210kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDdmsnCe9_U
>>201777210>KUMITE>KUMITE>KUMITE
>>201777459
>>201777210FIIIIIIGHT TO SURRVIVE!
I've started listening to the Bloodsport soundtrack in my Corolla with the windows down
>>201778404>CorollaHello Saar.
>Dux v Pacohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijrCSknWjeI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC2p181REXY
>>201779229gay zoomer shit
Very GOOD. But brick not hit BAHCK.
STEAL THE NIGHT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoC-D_CyqgE
>>201773315Guy looks like he’s made of balloons.
>>201780789
>>201773546mmabros unironically think this is what they look like
>watch Bloodsport>do karate on everybody at school the next day
>>201777532my friend and i went to a sneak preview of the mk movie and they gave us copies of that johnny cage photo. wish i still had mine
>>201775895People take fatal blows in fights, yes. Executing a disabled opponent is still dishonorabru.
>74 quadrillion fighters show up for Kumite
>>201781318Based Dux.
I AIN'T YOUR PAL DICKFACE
>>201781318He was beating babies?
Bloodsport is my favorite documentary
>>201781318UFC bros...
>>201781318i can't decide which is my favourite, the third record that suggests they measured the speed of his kick somehow or the second record which means literally nothing at all
>Bloodsport >Legend >Mortal Kombat Ahh, the perfect trilogy of identical yet all good movies
>>201782423Legend?
>>201773315are you one of Howard Stern's Wack Pack?
>>201782803I'm the Big Pack
>>201777066>We must make deal"What kind of a deal?"The way Young Dux delivers this line is so downish and goofy I always use it when someone brings up a 'deal' to me. No one has or ever will get my ebin reference.
>>201783130I didn't take that as a goofy delivery but just as the consequence of that kid putting on the goofy accent. And boy does that accent make everything he says goofy.
>>201773315"ON MY OWNNNNNNNNN"
2nd day of the Kumite...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1eIF2bL8sE
Hate the journalist bitch
Blackcel bros...?
>>201783283Totally agree it's just due to the accent, that line in particular just tickles me. Bloodsport just has tons of great lines. Top tier movie to throw on as background noise or to actually watch for the 87th time.
It's why they call this thing Bloodsport, kid.
I'm goona kill you man, yeah you maaan, you got it!
>>201775240I like Pride, but lets not kid ourselves, late 2000's and early 2010's UFC was literal kino with their old intro song. >tight ass affliction shirt>white monster in hand>sitting with your bros waiting for UFC to start>fight card promo starts on >old UFC gladiator intro plays afterwards>"TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING....">entire room goes literal apeshit https://youtu.be/kfe0f9GcB3c?t=96I really miss the old UFC intro. That shit got you hyped.
Now I show you some trick or two
>>201776225>>201776288He was the best part
>>201784682His first fight of the Kumite, he broke the fucking world record, YEAH!!!!!! That's my buddehh!!!
No shit you honor his invitation!!!
>watch Bloodsport>expect nonstop Bloodsporting>get passionate bromance with Ogrengl pretty kino
>>201785138Jackson is the prototypical Americhad.
I got to watch some lethwei fights at Korakuen Hall in Tokyo, not quite as underground and dirty and full of murder and hookers, but still such a nice vibe. It's like a little Bloodsport world without the chance of actually getting shanked by some chinaman high on opium.
>>201785685What are the rules?
Why has some country in africa not hosted one of these by now?
>>201784813>you're gonna go down to the Kumite? I heard you could get killed in that thing!>Only if ya *psycho eyes* fuck up!He's probably my favorite character in any movie, or at least tied with Gene Hackman in French Connection
>>201785685>It's like a little Bloodsport world without the chance of actually getting shanked by some chinaman high on opium.then what's the fun??
>>201785685>It's like a little Bloodsport world without the chance of actually getting shanked by some chinaman high on opium.Where does this happen in the movie? The only shankers are CIA glownegroes with tasers
>>201785749Bare knuckle (taped), elbows headbutts kicks knees and sweeps all fine.They play this raucous flutes and drum music while the fight is going on. The fights were interesting, one was hyper aggressive and as soon as the bell rang guy just ran full steam at his opponent and smashed him in the head, first round KO. In another though, both fighters were super defensive and neither one of them wanted to throw the first punch, both just trying to bait each other, and they had to pause the music and yell at them and after the third time told them they'd disqualify them both if someone didn't throw a fucking punch lol.Here is a very tall ring girl from a regular boxing match.>>201785950Hey I hear ya but I'm just a little too old for that now. Knife wounds stop being exciting when your first thought is whether your insurance will cover it rather than how cool you'll look with the scar.>>201786104It's more the pastiche image of the entire world of southeast asian underground prize fighting. I dunno man do you just not infer stuff like that. It's just an internet joke, don't take it so seriously.
>>201775321>>201784813This guy isn't even a real fighter in real life. He is just a chubby guy. Not even a lifter.
>>201786791He clearly lifts
>>201781318>74 quadrillionThere's no way they'd do a 56-round tournament, you retard. It just says he got 56 in a row, not 56 total. The number of rounds was probably more like 60, with over 1 quintillion fighters.
