Beating the horse until it's grinded to dust, I see...

>>201779370
can't wait to see /tv/ have a fit when he kills a chuddy

>>201779370
They should go the Halloween Resurrection route.

>>201779370
>a serial killer that only kills killers duuuuude
the cringiest cheesiest shit I've ever witnessed can't believe I actually watched this garbage in HS

>>201779492
this

>>201779370
he's gonna be a figment of someone's imagination like harry was

My mom will be excited. Pretty sure this show was made for middle aged women.

>>201779492
qrd?

It was retarded that they killed him off. Not interested in seeing him as a Force ghost.

>>201779370
I know this is fake but this is what they should have done instead of that retarded prequel
There is only one dexter

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>muh dark passenger

cringe...let this garbage end already ffs

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>third ending is the charm, we promise

>>201779630
Is your mom Gert?

>>201779370
sum hoe dexter reruns

>>201779718
https://deadline.com/2024/07/michael-c-hall-returning-dexter-resurrection-original-sin-series-1236024240/

>>201779576
You weren't supposed to identify with Dexter you embarrassed ass you were just supposed to think the show was cool and funny but I see you self insert the stuff you watch LOL

>>201779370
i can't be sure but i think i bested the faggot writers by not watching the last episode

>>201779576
The first two seasons were cool, when they killed the nigga it all went to shit.

>>201779736
They should have adapted the books where the dark passenger was an actual real demonic entity called Morloch

>>201779809
Then i hope he really is alive and it's not some bullshit where he's the dark passenger of Harrison

>Dexter now has as many series as ASOIAF

kek

>>201779370
people say the new season wasnt bad but to me it was horrible. the son is very unlikable and dexter getting axed by him is so unticlimatic. lets give it a 3rd shot maybe they can safe the show!(they cant)

>>201779411
There's still some juice left in that dust. We just need more hammers. And more trannies.

are they gonna go the hes his sons dark passenger route? or will they do the very easy to do retcon and have him finally get caught and everyone reacting to it like literally every fan wanted to see

>>201780955
probably retcon

They will make some bs excuse and somehow make dexter come back alive

not even mad. the show was fun until the finale.

>>201781136
let him get caught thats what everyone wants

>>201779370
Didnt he get shot in the heart?

they should revive deb as well

>>201780655
>safe the show
you weren't meant to express yourself
grab a broom and start sweeping

>>201781457
stop asking question, just consoom the product

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>>201779435
There was a chuddy in season 1 though Dexter didn't kill him

It says nothing about what resurrection even is. It could be a cartoon or some shit

>>201781498
deb revives me if you get what I'm positing

Supposed to be a sequel prequel or something

>>201781457
they could bs and make it that dexter was just dreaming it

>>201781666
it's not going to be a cartoon.

Michael C Hall is also doing the voice over in the other series.

It's going to continue where the show last left off hence "resurrection"

>>201780318
dexter has more books than asoiaf
Lindsay won

>>201781402
Who wants that? What the fuck are you talking about. I want to see him kill.

>>201780066
Ghost Dad Dexter would be so bad that I'd probably just watch to see what new lows they achieve

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>it's dexter killing a troon episode

>>201779370
Honestly, why the fuck not. Everything outside of the Clancy stuff in that reboot thing was just a complete shitshow. Why not another do-over

>>201779370
>>201779411
The final couple episodes of New Blood appeared to set up some new plot threads and hooks for another season, and killing Dexter seemed to turn them into worthless red herrings at the time.
Example: Angel digging up old files on Miami stuff.
I'm glad to see that they actually might be followed up on in some way

These revival/reboots never do anything cool or actually interesting. They should do something actually out there like
>Dexter is mysteriously revived in Futuristic ~25XXAD Miami

>>201783043
Dexter teams up with cyborg Doakes and fights the Cloverfield monster

>>201779370
>dexter:resurrection
>dexter is now a lumberjack in canada
>qualifies for special program
>takes part in a government experiment
>dexter now always has knives with him
>government figures out its dexter
>dexter escapes
>dexter is now a factory worker in brazil
>dexter can no longer control his dark passenger

>>201779370
Going for 3 unsatisfying endings in the one series.

>>201779370
Can we just get a cat and mouse series of him vs some really menacing serial killer?

>>201781665
oh, its starkiller

>>201779370
They tricked me into watching that trash heap New Blood in the hopes of a good ending but I won’t be tricked again.

>>201779411
fpbp

>>201779370
I don't know why I watch Dexter slop. I've watched the original series about 3 times and recently watched the new one. I guess it's because the main character is a hyper-competent white male. No matter much pozz they insert, it remains watchable

>>201779370
Somehow…

>>201779370
Does Showtime have nothing else besides Dexter?

>>201779370
Michael C Hall of Dexter fame introducing Dexter

>>201784413
There were talks of bringing Nurse Jackie and Weeds back. Showtime must not be doing too hot.

>>201779927
Trinity killer was season 4 and that was great. Personal favorite is season 1 though.

>>201780655
Overall it was worse than any of original Dexter but Clancy Brown was good

>>201784260
I watched New Blood directly after the Dexter ending and wow it's a real time jump, the woke stuff just instantly hits you. The original had plenty of diversity too so it's not just having diversity, it's the way it is presented that's off especially since they kept trying to say it's in a smallish town.

>>201784665
Yeah the serial-killer-of-the-season stuff was solid but all the Dexter-related stuff was just a fucking mess. The sheer amount of bullshit asspullery it took for his gf to figure it out, good lord
>random asian blogger chick who exclusively covers long running successful serial killers shows up to cover...some guy who was in a singular boat accident. She puts the bay harbor butcher in the front of mind for copchick
>oh right, I also have that random cop convention I'm going to in new york that only 10 people showed up to. Oh hey one of them is Batista who brings up his friend Dexter during conversation about bay harbor butcher
>let me go talk to random high schooler drug dealer who had an altercation with Dexter. Oh hey he has eidetic memory and describes how everything went down and how he was injected with something
>oh hey all the bay harbor butcher's victims were injected with something!
>could it be!?
I couldn't remember from the main series and didn't look into it - did Masuka ever mentioned before that the Butcher injected people with a paralyzing agent? It's the difference between her revelation being 99.99999999999% bullshit and 100%

>>201779370
I thought they were already working on that prequel

>>201785436
Yeah that all bothered me too, very lazy and rushed. I can't recall if anyone discovered that the BHB injected people with anything in the original but I do remember he used m99, not ketamine like in New Blood but ketamine is part of how his gf cop lady made the connection.

>>201785687
He's going to do the voice over for the prequel but apparently he's coming back as Dexter again in some sort of another sequel/reboot

>>201785687
They are. We are witnessing the birth of the Dexter Cinematic Universe.

>>201785436
It was heavily speculated, they found injection marks on one of the corpses they recovered I believe.

>>201781665
Woah, he's literally me

its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGgV0EiHulo

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it's kino time boys
i pitty the zoomers who weren't around for the days when the original show ran

>>201786277
This is going to suck so much ass.

>>201786277
They should have just put Michael C Hall in a wig again. I don't want to watch some literal who play Dexter.

>>201786403
There hasn't been any kino since Trinity

>>201783132
SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER

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Hello, whore.

Why is there no REBOOT?

>>201779370
Hopefully they'll write off the last two episodes of New Blood as having never happened

>>201779370
Somehow Dexter has returned.....again..... Or is this some alternate universe Multiverse fucking Dexter. Let me guess now he's a ghost in Harrison's show. Fuck this crap.

i will watch anything dexter related simple as

>>201784260
>I guess it's because the main character is a hyper-competent white male.
I like that he's extremely competent whilst still being fallible
He occasionally fucks stuff up, isn't a complete ninja and generally doesn't pull complete horseshit out of nowhere to come out on top
Meanwhile a show like Banshee does that constantly

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>>201779957

>>201788062
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkly_Dreaming_Dexter
More novels at the bottom

>>201779370
What happened with that setup for a show for his son?
Execs lost confidence?

>>201788503
That little faggot is a charisma vacuum.

>>201779598
Yeah, most likely his son will become a killer.
>>201779957
Idk. That book was kinda weird. He somehow loses his ability to sneak and kill?

Another thing I didn't like about New Blood was the cgi. I can forgive it for the deer I guess but they even did it for the blood in many scenes. So lazy.

>>201787293
>ghost in Harrison's show
This would not be a resurrection, Dexter would still be dead. They never claimed that Deb was "resurrected" in New Blood just because Dexter had visions of her.
A couple years ago their stated plan was a New Blood Season 2 centered around Harrison, they could easily have done the lame throwaway Ghost Dexter thing there.
It's probably significant that they changed it and are emphasizing Michael C. Hall coming back to star

>>201779370
Somehow Dexter has returned.

All joking aside, this is totally useless as a series as we already know all about Dexter's early life through flashbacks in the original show. So this will be filled at the very most. Like we know Dexter won't ever get caught, we know his Dad dies at some point, and him as his sister both go into law enforcement. So what do they have that can suprise anyone? Seems totally like complete filler.

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>>201779370
The show ended at season 4, there was nothing made after that. You hear me? NOTHING.

>>201790730
It's a prequel show about Dexter's early life.

>>201781665
Chuddy. Chuddy and the Jetttts.
Chuddy and the jetttts.
dundundunnuh
He's a chuddy fuddy duddy of fella
Chudawamba needs to make a comeback, but just for us chudarinos.
CHUDS.

>>201779370
Not going to trick me again, last time they managed to do worse than the original final series.

>>201790775
Nein.
Nyet.
NO.
There are some things that are left in the past. They cannot make up a new concept or give Gen Z something of their own? No. It has to be slop mass produced to get people to buy shlocky movies and memorabilia.

Tonight's the night

So Dexter is a zombie now? What do they mean by resurrection?

every single time I take one of those personality/actor tests, I always end up with Dexter as like a 98% match
I've never seen the show though, is he a bad person?

>>201779630
But it's got hot women in it anon.
Just like Lucifer, god damn that's a great show for tail.
Just like Neflix's "You", some fiiiiiine looking ladies.

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>>201790886
It will be some gimmick like he is le dark passenger of his faggot kid. Or, maybe they make him into a vampire or ghoul who cannot die because why the fuck not? It could not be any worse than New Blood, or seasons 5 - 7

It should be part cartoon where his dark passenger is an animated creature. It should be called Who Framed Dexter Morgan and culminate with a netherworld courtroom drama.

>>201790952
i think of this goofball everytime someone posts an 'AI' image

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>>201790775
>The 10-episode Original Sin is set in 1991 Miami and follows Dexter (Gibson), a student refining his killer skills with the help and support of his adoptive father Harry (Christian Slater).
>In his dad, he finds solace and understanding, especially as his bloodthirsty urges grow and can no longer be ignored. As his only confidant, Harry teaches Dexter a code that’s designed to help him find and kill people who deserve to die —
>all while avoiding getting caught by law enforcement. This is a particular challenge for young Dexter as he begins a forensics internship at the Miami Metro Police Department.
That sounds fucking awful, thanks for an earnest reply.
https://youtu.be/Pe7ZWzAnZzA

He's gonna be bald now isn't he? He was already thinning pretty hard in the later seasons over a decade ago

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Why?
WHY?
WWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY

>>201779370
Original sin sounds better prequel

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>>201791567
It is two fold anon; they are making a prequel as shown here >>201791360, and another project called Resurrection starring zombie Dexter.
https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/dexter-resurrection-michael-c-hall-sequel-series-1236086112/
>The original “Dexter” aired on Showtime from 2006 to 2013, followed by “Dexter: New Blood” in 2021, which picked up 10 years after the original finale. “Resurrection” will be a sequel series to “New Blood,” taking place in present day. It will debut in Summer 2025. Additionally, previous seasons of both shows are available for subscribers on who gives a fuck

>>201791728
What is Jay Bauman doing in all that blood?

>>201779370
Resurrection better not make some stupid replacement like his boring son

>>201779576
Maybe because most serial killers are men?

>>201791798
>Jay Bauman
Ha, they do both have the gayface thing.

>>201779370
Will it redeem the show?

>>201783132
Give this man a billion dollar budget.

>>201783146
>dark passenger has a new calling card where he takes very large bowel movements that clog the toilet. He was inspired by the wet bandits in Home Alone, why can't a demon have some laughs and levity?
>Dexter gets caught by fecal DNA, Deb and Doakes emerge from their comas and reveal they faked their deaths
>Cue credits

>>201779370
Timeline wise this story is done.
Why don't don't they just reboot it, or make a new character that's a good/sympathetic serial killer?
I kinda want to watch a chick brutally murder people, but that's more my fetish that what's likely to make good TV.

>>201779630
Its soap opera tier

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>>201779370
>resurrectoin

I never saw the last season, from what I've heard he was definitively dead, so I guess he wasn't?

>>201791360
Christian Slater is such a weird choice for the Dad. He would make more sense as another serial killer than as the person who gives Dexter his Code.

You have to be shitting me. Another fake out death? This is beyond slop.

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>>201779370
that piece of shit son ruined hijacked and ruined the whole tv show, last time. he was so fucking obnoxious and stupid. totally stupid character. he should have never been in the tv show, period.

>>201779370
Shouls've kept to the books and made his passenger real instead of cope
Imagine the mutilated Doakes kino

>>201779370
No fucking way lmao
I'm gonna watch both shows baka

He unironically died on screen. How is he coming back?

Lmao they really are grasping at straws here. New Blood was okay until the idiotic son took over.

>Dexter Multiverse
if his sister finally gets naked, sure!

>>201779576
it's actually a really good premise
if there were more Dexters around the world would be a much better place

>>201783146
Dexter: Canada retcons New Blood and tries again
sign me up

>>201779370
the logical next step is Dexter murdering Epstein Island types and warmonger politicians but that would be too based for TV

>>201779957
>where the dark passenger was an actual real demonic entity called Morloch
you gotta be shitting me, is this real?

>>201779370
>Somehow Dexter has returned

>>201790922
This nigga really watching trash tv for hours to see a glimpse of mid ass when he could just pull up SpankBang and be done with it

>>201783043
Dexter gets teleported to an Isekai world with magic and shit. Now he has to learn magic and use both wits and otherworldly knowledge to catch and kill serial killers while escaping the adventure guild's police.

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Can't wait for the Disney new X files seasons as well!

at this point they might as well go with some supernatural shit as the reason, he gets resurrected by the devil or some shit lol

>>201780840
>Dexter kills a tranny
whoa

Alright I'm gonna rewatch the first few seasons the cuban songs were so kino

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>>201779370
>mfw

>>201779370
It's so funny they're bringing it back, he literally died.

At this point they should just say fuck it and bring back Doakes too and just pretend nothing ever happened past season 1.

Dexter: Resurrection will be set on a futuristic space station where an evil company are making Dexters as a bioweapon, but then they get free

>>201792719
>>201794784
The most obvious answer they'll give is that he just pretended that shot killed him so he wouldn't have to spend any more time around his annoying faggot son

>>201796621
no.
then you would need a Dexter that kills Dexters

>>201798386
Only after the Dexters run out of serial killers to make sure they don't start killing normal people

>>201796621
you should check out the series death note
pretty much the same thing

>it's real
Oh yeah. 3rd time's the charm. Any predictions on the dumb way they'll end the show this time?
I reckon they'll go for "it was all a dream" and finish with Dexter in a mental institution being visited by Debra who's married to Masuka.

>>201797880
ZEST

>>201791567
I don't know why the fanbase pretends that New Blood was good until the final episode. New Blood wasn't quite as poorly written as Season 8 was, but it was still pretty fucking bad.

>>201779957
I'm like 90% sure that they never got the rights to any of the books after the first one.
I think it was a combination of saving money and not wanting to delve into the retardation that the story took. And I think it's why certain plot threads are so underdeveloped or weird (because they had to make sure they didn't infringe on anything that happened in the books and some of the things that happened were incredibly generic or obvious)

>>201779690
Replaced himself with a double to escape death