a reminder The Marvels is one of the most streamed kinos of the year, and if it was released in 2024 it would be a top ten box office hit. You may not like the way it looks, /tv/ …
It was the same plot as GotG, except without the comedy, and a black chick who was supposed to be blue but how would you know she's black if she was painted blue?You'd know.I still have no idea how the power swapping works or why, or why the light negro has light-based power. She was born from literal chaos magic. The fuck?
>>201781495> except without the comedy.lol, wut? Marvels was heavy on the comedy. Musical numbers, based flerkin kitteh Goose with the interdimentional tummy…
>>201781700Yeah, but those are just attempts at comedy, by three actors who are not suitable for comedy at all, or drama for that matter, or acting in genral. Actually, I give the little street shitter some credit, she's genuinely charismatic and gave the kid from Iron Man 3 a run for his money, but she had nothing to work with.
>>201781392>a reminder The Marvels is one of the most streamed kinos of the yearSource? It debuted lower than Echo
Not to sound obnoxious, but I'd watch this if Bree had her tits out the entire time. Superhero stuff is boring and cringe to me, show me some ass and tiddies to keep my attention.
>>201781392It was a $200+ million superhero movie explicitly targeted towards woman with three female leads and a female villain, starring a character the audience clearly didn't care about. It was a bomb from the start.I watched and it's a weak movie; the villain isn't threatening at all and just looks kind of goofy, Carol apparently doesn't seem to care about whatever family she may have had on Earth, and the entanglement gimmick makes no sense. And Carol is so overpowered the movie is largely devoid of tension.
IT WAS FUN!
>>201782179Notice how Chuds always celebrate and flood the catalogue when one of their trash political propos that can’t even get a theatre screeen, like Ladyballers, gets, maybe, a million streams and 50k in revenue … and then sperg out and reeee and doom / contrarian post when something they’ve targeted as “woke” (when it not) breaks $200m just in theatres. Absolutely pathetic polcels need to go back.
>>201781392Remember that is this is the absolutely best movie that feminists can create.
>>201782555Lmao keep coping, it's one of the biggest box office bombs of all time and its streaming numbers were pathetic. Idgaf about Ladyballers.
I do not care for Americans or their culture war.
>>201781392>The Marvelsutter shite another shit marketing thread
>>201781392Could someone edit this movie so it's just Kamala and her parts? She was the only good part of the movie.
why does /tv/ hate Brie?
>>201782555>contrarian post when something they've targeted as "woke" (when it not) breaks $200m just in theatres.It's one of the biggest box office bombs of all time you disingenuous troon. Why do you think it failed?
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>>201783229> it's one of the biggest box office bombs of all timeThe Marvels grossed $206 million worldwide against a gross production budget of $274.8 million.There were a dozen films just year that did worse, including Furiosa. You’re wrong in basic fact. COPE & SEETHE POLCEL.
>>201784976>this woke feminist flick didn't flop as hard as this other woke feminist flicklol, okay?
>>201784976Theaters take a cut and that doesn't include marketing costs, you deranged shill tranny
>>201785244>woke>feministTell me you have never spoken or touched a woman without telling me you have never spoken or touched a woman, including your mother.
>>201785370Woke and feminist are pretty damn apt descriptions of that abomination of a film.
>>201785370not an argument, troon. your woke girlboss superhero flick bombed hard. The highest grossing flick directed by a black woman ever is also the mcu's worst performing movie ever. LOL.
>>201782179the plot was dumb, why steal earth's sun if literally there is millions of perfect good stars equally sized as our sun but withputh planets with sentient species or at least with powered entities living in it. Or why steal water from a planet with people with space tech, water is not that hard to find for an advanced species in a inhabited planet. Fuck it was such a dumb plot even for marvel standards
The Marvels is good.
>>201783501imagine right now a lucky guy is motorboating those boobs and filling her ass with warm cum
>>201785370Absolute meltdown
>>201781392brie larson has big boobs
>>201785482>>201785570Number of alt right and red pilled movies that have been financially successful or culturally relevant:ZERO.cope and seethe
>>201781392Odd that it is never on any list except the one that only judges shit like social media posts, good and bad
>>201781392Brie simps continue to cope, I see.
This was one of the cinematic biggest flops in history, maybe everReleasing in 2024 would have changed nothing
>>201785778Sound of Freedom grossed almost 20x its budget
>>201781392when it's free you might as well scrub through it to see if any of them take their tops offthis counts as a stream btw
>>201785967Definition of inorganic shilled film. Kickstarter funds, church and political mass buys that no one actually watched. They tried to bus people to it and theatres were still empty. Virtue signalling with zero impact and worse than Hollywood accounting.
>>201785602she was choosing inhabited planets important to Captain Marvel to "punish" her for destroying their AI overlord machine thing. were you paying attention?to be fair, nobody-at-all tries to, or even mentions, that their own civil war is what messed up their home planet, not exactly Captain Marvel directly. so on some level they can't blame CM, but that's dumb villain motivation for ya
>>201785967No one outside of a pastor in Lubbock and his homeschooled kids watched that.
>>201786282But enough about Captain Marvel.
>>201786282>inorganically shilledI saw it talked about by both sides for months.>Kickstarter funds, church and political mass buys that no one actually watched. Captain Marvel and Black Panther also pulled the same thing with church groups and celebs buying out theaters. Even if it's some rich donors or groups who are funding a bunch of free tickets, they're still legitimately bought tickets. >zero impactIf that were the case you wouldn't have seen so many leftists seething about the film for months while it was in theaters.
>>201786378indeed is a dumb motivation to drive a dumb plot. Why jeopardize the entire effort to revive their planet just for revenge to captain marvel, a super powered energy machine that could mess with your plan
>>201783126Highest grossing movie by a black female director. Checkmate!
>>201784824>white boysAnon. Don't you mean Canadians
>>201787016> Captain Marvel and Black Panther also pulled the same thing Never happened > so many leftists seething about the filmNever happened either. Just chuds claiming liberals seethed, but they objectively didn’t. It was overwhelmingly ignored, except by the right wing circle jerk. The left didn’t care. Zero film or cultural or political influence. And then forgotten by everyone.
>>201787680Everything this anon says is true. His kind have never been known to lie. Trust him
>>201781392>a reminder The Marvels is one of the most streamed kinos of the yearLol nope. The Marvels didn't even find an audience on streaming. It flopped on Disney Plushttps://youtu.be/CKT4G6jJp2M?si=zExKkOpFEbXLSjXu
What kind of person do you have to be to use the word chud unironically?
>>201782201>they removed her fabulous fart factory in the shitty suitI'm glad this bombed, they didn't do Brie justice.
>>201782555Nope, we Chuds should celebrate when pozzed movies bomb
>>201784976>mfw big budget movies need more money than small budget movies to break even>>201788108Love how Grace said she's rarely seen a movie like this so completely fail to find an audience.
brie should be an actress
>>201781392because nobody could catch it in a theater on account of them dumping it fast.
>>201787216a Canadian and an Australian actually
>>201784976It is THE biggest flop of all time, Furiose isn't even in the same league. Furiosa made $172 million on a $168 million budget, that is it grossed a little more than what it costed to produce and only bombed because distribution and marketing costs. The Marlels grossed LESS than its production budget, its a much much bigger flop, not even close
blah chud blah woke blah blah but more importantly IS BRIE A CUTE?
>>201784824Let us be honest here: they're both unfunny shit movies with obnoxious MCs and awful CGI, with the only difference D&W will comfortably make a profit since it benefited from a huge marketing campaign while The Marvels hasn't been advertised at all because of the SAG-AFTRA strikes
>>201791764If she farts does the dress act like a trumpet?
