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Anonymous

Where's the Olympics thread?(...) 07/27/24(Sat)00:36:13 No.201787342

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Where's the Olympics thread? Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)00:36:13 No.201787342 Archived

Was this the worst fucking opening ceremony ever? The camera was always up everyone's ass and the choreography and shit was messy af and silly looking. How can France not top the HS plays of my nieces and nephews?

I want to watch China be a hive mind again or anything else.

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)00:43:32 No.201787563

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)00:43:32 No.201787563

check /sp/ there are lots of them

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)01:10:15 No.201788542

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)01:10:15 No.201788542

>>201787342
It's the gang rape capital of Europe. What did you expect?

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)01:31:16 No.201789156

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)01:31:16 No.201789156

The lesbian threesome was kinda hot ngl

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)01:33:46 No.201789227

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)01:33:46 No.201789227

>>201787342
If western countries want to deemphasize nationalism as a source of aesthetic inspiration then they need to come up with something better than minions and pride parades. The fact that everyone still talks about the Chinese ceremony shows that being an arrogant chud does make for cool looking shit.

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)01:40:45 No.201789439

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)01:40:45 No.201789439

>>201789227
In true French fashion, the thing devolved into a fever dream midway, but there were many things in there that were kino

The starting bit leading to the lady on the ship and the rockers

The entire ideas of not using a stadium but Paris itself as a stadium/canvass

The flag presentation on boats

The faceless assassin/revolutionary with parkour

The flame pit on a helium balloon

The knight

Everything else was useless

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)01:44:55 No.201789570

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)01:44:55 No.201789570

>>201789439
Its unironically a great juxtaposition to the history of France itself;
fever dream midway = the French Revolution
the rest = France post-Revolution to today

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)01:46:27 No.201789622

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)01:46:27 No.201789622

I wonder if this is an original lady gaga song. It's kinda interesting.

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)01:48:34 No.201789691

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)01:48:34 No.201789691

So who else is a Seth Meyers fan? I'm pissed. I guess he's cancelled for the next 2 weeks.

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)02:05:17 No.201790216

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)02:05:17 No.201790216

Is it just me or is this song irritating?

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)02:12:11 No.201790454

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)02:12:11 No.201790454

>>201789439
can you

not

type

like

a retard?

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)02:13:07 No.201790474

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)02:13:07 No.201790474

>>201787342
WATCH BOATS IN OUR PUTRID WATER YOU NEED ANTIBIOTICS TO SWIM IN LMAO EMBARRASSING FOR FROGCELS IT'S OVER YOU. STADIUMS ARE ALWAYS BETTER

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)02:14:31 No.201790516

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)02:14:31 No.201790516

Is France poor? Can they not afford a stadium or what bro?

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)02:15:41 No.201790557

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)02:15:41 No.201790557

>>201787563
I'm going

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)02:16:22 No.201790575

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)02:16:22 No.201790575

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OH ITS GOJIRA TIME BABY

I'm actually pretty surprised by that.

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)02:18:13 No.201790631

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)02:18:13 No.201790631

>>201787342
Literally 3+ hour long judeo-satanic fever dream. I almost feel sorry for the average French people who had to endure this humiliation ritual.

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)02:20:27 No.201790696

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)02:20:27 No.201790696

>>201787342
Is a recording of the full show uploaded anywhere yet? Didn't watch it.

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)02:21:14 No.201790710

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)02:21:14 No.201790710

>>201790631
Oh yeah just now it was quite the production with satanic metal band Gojira. They had blood floating in the air and everything. It was really just streamers but it was pretty cool. I was not expecting Gojira to come on.

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)02:24:01 No.201790786

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)02:24:01 No.201790786

>>201787342
>Was this the worst fucking opening ceremony ever?
That Metalocalypse portion was really fucking badass.

Anonymous
07/27/24(Sat)02:31:48 No.201791037

Anonymous 07/27/24(Sat)02:31:48 No.201791037

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>>201790710
>>201790786
Holy kino. Would this be the biggest metal show ever?
https://streamable.com/4qdjv2