Was this the worst fucking opening ceremony ever? The camera was always up everyone's ass and the choreography and shit was messy af and silly looking. How can France not top the HS plays of my nieces and nephews? I want to watch China be a hive mind again or anything else.
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>>201787342It's the gang rape capital of Europe. What did you expect?
The lesbian threesome was kinda hot ngl
>>201787342If western countries want to deemphasize nationalism as a source of aesthetic inspiration then they need to come up with something better than minions and pride parades. The fact that everyone still talks about the Chinese ceremony shows that being an arrogant chud does make for cool looking shit.
>>201789227In true French fashion, the thing devolved into a fever dream midway, but there were many things in there that were kinoThe starting bit leading to the lady on the ship and the rockers The entire ideas of not using a stadium but Paris itself as a stadium/canvassThe flag presentation on boatsThe faceless assassin/revolutionary with parkourThe flame pit on a helium balloonThe knightEverything else was useless
>>201789439Its unironically a great juxtaposition to the history of France itself;fever dream midway = the French Revolutionthe rest = France post-Revolution to today
I wonder if this is an original lady gaga song. It's kinda interesting.
So who else is a Seth Meyers fan? I'm pissed. I guess he's cancelled for the next 2 weeks.
Is it just me or is this song irritating?
>>201789439can younottypelikea retard?
>>201787342WATCH BOATS IN OUR PUTRID WATER YOU NEED ANTIBIOTICS TO SWIM IN LMAO EMBARRASSING FOR FROGCELS IT'S OVER YOU. STADIUMS ARE ALWAYS BETTER
Is France poor? Can they not afford a stadium or what bro?
>>201787563I'm going
OH ITS GOJIRA TIME BABYI'm actually pretty surprised by that.
>>201787342Literally 3+ hour long judeo-satanic fever dream. I almost feel sorry for the average French people who had to endure this humiliation ritual.
>>201787342Is a recording of the full show uploaded anywhere yet? Didn't watch it.
>>201790631Oh yeah just now it was quite the production with satanic metal band Gojira. They had blood floating in the air and everything. It was really just streamers but it was pretty cool. I was not expecting Gojira to come on.
>>201787342>Was this the worst fucking opening ceremony ever?That Metalocalypse portion was really fucking badass.
>>201790710>>201790786Holy kino. Would this be the biggest metal show ever?https://streamable.com/4qdjv2