How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>201797708He wouldn't say any of that, because he could tell by the look of me no woman wants to have sex with me
>>201797708Based and whitemalepilled
>>201797708>>201797729Pretty much this am too ugly to have chance of winning any argument
>>201797708"Ok, enjoy lmao."Yes, I'd say "lmao" out loud.
>>201797708Fuck you for making me sit through any amount of seconds of one of these trash fuck buddy movies.
>>201797708is that tommy lee jones
This is only a "win" if Ashton Kutcher is desperately in love with this Emma character. Otherwise Ashton wins simply by existing and fucking this guy's gf. He could even say "I don't understand, I have a small penis" and still win
>>201797708>using big words and money to woo and ultimately marry some slut i fucked in a public toilet for free[i do the meme arrow symbol with my fingers so he knew he was to hear those words in green]don't do it bro, if a woman is willing to get fucked in a public toilet by anybody she is not marriage material. i'm only fucking her because she's easy, i don't respect her and i don't even like her. whatever you do brother, do not marry this woman. you're a bit of a dickhead but i think you can probably do better.[i try to initiate the arnold/carl handshake from predator with him and hope the understands]
>>201797708Women think that we think like that?
>>201797708"lol cück"
lol what, are american men really proud to be cucks?
>>201798626no, this character is written by a woman
>>201797708>Why buy the cow, when the milk is free?How does he respond without sounding mad?
>>201797708BURN
>>201797708>haha I am the one who gets to lick your cum out of her pussy hahaIncredible
>>201797708Did a woman write this?
Enjoy raising my kids with my sloppy seconds while I go do it all over again
>>201797708I fucked your wife in a handicapped bathroom.
>>201797708Just looked up the writer for this movieEvery. Single. Time.
>>201797708This is very inspiring. My role model.
>>201797813Based. Hella based even.
>>201800233A jewish woman.
>>201798261>I don't understand, I have a small penisKino and literally me-pilled
>>201797708>I'm the cuck that marries her, Adam
>>201797708Is this what ever friend zoned loser tell themselves as they jerk off at night?
>>201798261>>201798626>>201798546>>201800193incredibly, that guy isn't her bf. He's completely making up the scenario where he wins in the end, he doesn't get to touch her at all. Weird scene.
>>201797708>Haha, I'll be right there to pick up the pieces and financially support her when the girl I simp for is done riding the cock carouselUh, okay?
>>201802767Makes sense.
>So when you're done blasting cum up her, and she hits the wall, and you have kids, I'm the guy that's gunna be there to take care of them, and take care of that post wall roastie while you're out there having sex with more young nubile women that other men like me will be there to take care of when she's ready to settle downfuck man
>"You're right. I'll just be the guy who fucked your wife in a handicapped bathroom. See, it turns out you don't need a "real job" or "big words" when women like Emma will give it up to anybody just to take a break from being "taken care of". In a couple years, she'll get a text and you'll ask her, "Who's that?" and she'll answer "Nobody...", you'll know deep down it's me, in that bathroom stall, offering her something that you never could.
>>201803031feminine writing. Sex validates and reifies men, if he can fuck Portman while being a total bum then she's not worth anything.
>>201797708>what do they call it?>cock-swine
>>201797708Only reason I could see a man stay in such situation is for the kids.Did a woman write this?
>>201798676>I'm Hindu and like hanging around cows
>>201802845really?
>>201797708I wouldn't respond. I'd listen.
>>201803440>>201803472he's a "friend" and coworker who invented a parasocial relationship between them. Kutcher probably looks confused because he's ridiculously out of line.
>>201802845
>>201798676>I intend to breed more cows and start a dairy farm.
