tuba boy editionprev: https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/201818185#top
Ready for more blackcel seething.
He comes....
HONOURABLE LORDS, RAISE YOUR BANNERS FOR KING AEGON THE MAGNANIMOUS! SECOND OF HIS NAME! PROVIDER OF WINE AND WHORES! CARING FATHER! SLAYER OF RATCATCHERS! WIELDER OF THE DRAGONCOCK! KING OF BOTH CATS AND RATS! THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE!
>>201825443Just remember who made you kneel, turncloak.
https://vocaroo.com/1elWM33odiSP
hi
>>201825402> he quoted with the whole linkHA
>>201825483ALL HAIL KING AEGON
>>201825555holy digits
>amond...>nuncle...>and now it begins>no, now it ends
>>201825109Because there aren’t many male characters to ship together The TB fujoshis were salivating over Jace and Creagan but it never happened so the notmie fujoshis didn’t get the hint
>No HelaenaNo point on watching this episode.
source bros? I need to jerk off
>>201825708Black boys keep dying early, but if they do it right not all is lost.
What did the honorable Ned Stark mean by this?
>>201825561i mean it normally automatically converts it but the #top at the end fucks it up
>>201825756thanks for grabbing my guitar pick, bro
>>201825811The blogpost about Helaena in the B&C will remain the greatest backhanded complement of all times but casuals think that GRRM views HOTD!Helaena as superior to the books
>>201825538TAOOBA
>>201825847Letting a bastard inherit is not honorable.
>>201825882I mean it’s basically “phia did a great job with this shitty moment lol”. And he’s right. Phia did the best she could.
>>201825847>listen robert your kids are bastards. my proof? they have different colored hair than you!!he knew bobby would dismiss him as a schizo so he had to falsify his will. its deplorable. muh honor my ass
>>201825994What episode of Backroom Casting Couch is this?
>>201825929TAOOBA
>>201826006I used to laugh at Nedfags who deluded themselves into thinking the Starks were paragons of wisdom and justice.
>>201826197my knee is bending on its own
>>201826197My king...
I really hope episode 7 is good. 5 and 6 have me wanting to drop the series entirely.
>>201826197King of Love and Beauty
>>201826069same with robb>im the most honorable person that ever existed in westeros, ned 2.0>btw i'll shit on my oath and promise and i'll marry some random girl from the streets>btw nuncle you have to marry someone to fix my mistakes, also arya you have to marry someone because i promised it. but i can do whatever i want, im le young wolf
>>201825708If only Helaena was a manThe mountain on Helaegon fan work that those fujoshis would shit out
>>201826197
>>201825402i miss the autism haircut bros
>>201825538
>>201826393same.
>>201826284Actual canon couple
>>201826393he looked like an incel school shooter
>>201826197He is so beautiful
>>201826475jfc you are all so fucking gay
>>201826449Fujoshis need to be studied>fangirls want strong female characters >some mentally ill fujo out there is transiting because of an Aemond/Luke fanfic
>>201826421https://vocaroo.com/1bCDr8keI5yt
>a-addam can you please join my crew?>no nigga>i-its an order>whatever then i guess>baela c-can you please take driftmark im begging you>nah lol forget it>o-okaywhy is he so pathetic now lol
>>201826267Robb just needed a voice he'd listen to more than his own impulses. He was doomed the moment Jon took the black.
>>201826393His mew streak wasn’t very obvious
>>201826393Back when everyone thought he was Cole's son
>>201826528He's desperate and running out of time.
>>201826329>>201826197I'll miss his hair
>>201825824@milkcookiesimp, jerking off to what?
>>201825870Top kek
>>201826628Alicent actually looking cute, gonna save this
>>201826528Because he was a masculine man on HOTD. He had to be buck-broken.
>>201826628milf not milk
>>201826524Why do the writers gotta discard the best lines baka
House Burley of the Vale. They are one of the mountain clans.A white knife in a blue pile on white.I didn't know the mountain clans had heraldry?
>>201826795they are of the north
>>201826267It kind of made more sense in the book because he'd deflowered a noble lady and felt that marrying her was the only honourable solution. In the show, he could have kept his commoner hoe as a mistress and literally no-one would have cared.
>>201826919oh yeah wow my bad
>You're out of luck, maybe out of touch>You only see schmucks>And you've really had enough>It's not adding up and you just don't understand
>>201826920>In the show, he could have kept his commoner hoe as a mistress and literally no-one would have cared.Except maybe his wife.
>>201826755Next time that anon is here we should convince him to say "It looks better on me than it ever did on him.”
>>201826920Also it was right around the time when bran and Rickon supposedly got burned alive by Theon, Robb was emotionally vulnerable enough where he didn't think through and needed any kind of comfort
>>201827043Based. Let it be so.
>>201826920wasnt she a noblewoman or something? just from so far away that she might as well be common. I thought she was from volantis or something.
I rewatched GoT season 1 today. Boy, you can practically feel the money on the screen. Why does HotD look so bad by comparison? Is it due to all the CGI dragons? I imagine the first season of GoT didn't have a ton of CGI (other than some of the backgrounds).
>>201827165I wish I had the HDD space to download a blu ray rip. mine is so washed out.
>>201827064Another wretched sin done by Theon, but much blame belongs to this shitter for making Theon a turncloak. Fathers are too often a vector for the worst poisons in the minds of their sons.
>>201827162it was so unrealistic. its like if a prince from the british royal family married a common brown slut from some other contine- oh wait
>>201827262Not quite apples to apples, Harry isn't the heir.
>>201827262I wish I was from a noble house from the north, I would sail to the summer islands and bring back a beautiful nubian queen. we would be the talk of the land.
I MISS HIM
>>201827229Balon was so fucking stupid
>>201827359>she dies frostbitten of exposure
>>201827387
>>201827387he should have agreed to aemond's deal, the kid was a pussy
>>201827473You might be retarded
>>201827023She could put her big girl pants on and deal with it, she would still have a very advantageous marriage and her family wouldn't have cause for a blood-feud with Robb.
I've been catching episodes of this with my dad (he's a nerdy gen x guy who doesn't mind all the woke shit) in between playing Armored Core 6 and now I can't stop imagining an AC style game but with dragons instead of robots.
brat
>>201827588>big girl pantsWesterlings were Seven slaves, Robb taking a mistress would violate her religion.
>>201827023shes gigachad walder frey's daughter, shes used to strong male figures telling her to shut up and deal with it. the problem is robb was a coomer and wanted to be "honorable" at the same time
>>201827416I would keep her warm in my castle though
>>201827672Freys*
>>201827675She'd have cried to Daddy about her shame and set poor persecuted Walder's scheming dial to 11. There was no way Robb was getting his way unscathed.
>>201827748Walder would not have given two shits about Robb having a mistress so long as he had a little Princeling great grandson on the way.
>>201827675Our hilts hurt, is that you?
>>201827597Based
>>201827672It really doesn't, the Seven is based on Catholicism and it was pretty bog standard for Catholic kings/aristocracy generally and sometimes even the clergy to have mistresses. Bobby B was banging half of Westeros and no-one have a shit.
>>201826329Is it from E7?
>>201828005Bobby sat the Iron Throne, Robb was just a pretender king.
>>201827675talisa or whoever the movie girl was would never accept this deal because shes a delusional "morally right" hoe. and jane westerling was probably too ambitious to just be a mistress
>>201828054Cool story sis.
>>201828146And a heathen to boot. It would cost him every ally except the Blackwoods to keep a mistress on religious fuckery alone, much less whatever was inferred from slapping the Freys in the face.
>>201828054>Bobby sat the Iron Throneyeah its called being a usurper
>>201828248I don't see any evidence for the people of fucking Westeros of all places being as puritanical as you are claiming. Noblemen can generally bang who they want so long as it doesn't jeopardise their marriage, and I don't think that lecherous old Walder Frey of all people would give a shit, so long as Robb didn't go full retard and legitimise his bastards, which he has no incentive to do.
>>201828290targ shits got what they deserved
LIVE>LIVELIVE>LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54sdnq9gOGI
>>201828323The rapid rise of the High Sparrow slip your memory?
>>201828344>david lightbringerNot gonna watch
>>201828397give it a chance its super interesting
Bow you shits
>>201828454>6'6 gigachad tank vs targ femboysit was unfair. targs have small twink frames because they evolved to be dragon riders. its not a fair fight without dragons
>>201828454Ser Lyonel was the last truly based Baratheon. Fight me.
>Italian city populated by Englishmen who wear Arabic clothing for some reasonI mean everything about GOT is stupid but this always stood out to me.
Is there a bigger fuckup in Westerosi history than House Harroway?
>>201826628I have to concede a bit on the realities of this ship since one side of the relationship has been confirmed to be bisexual, But where does the idea that Alicent has any interest in munching carpet come from?
>>201828710Mass migrations of that magnitude are myth to us.
>>201828559They never stood a chance. Poor lil fellas >>201828642No way, there never lived a Baratheon that wasnt based except maybe Renly. Even borys was based
>>201827165>cheap costumes>stupid looking CGI dragons>blue screen backgrounds>boring shitty sets>bad lighting>ugly actors>terrible acting
>>201828726Darklyns are the biggest losers in history. All they ever did was die and lose and die
>>201828389The guy who policed female sexual morality, starting some time after the Red Wedding? Probably would have liked noblemen to set a good example to the smallfolk, but would most likely settle for them being discrete.
>>201827607bratty them needs CORRECTION
>>201828779>Bobby went from based to chump and got gutted by a boar>Stannis is a heretic and kinslayer>Renly was a faggot and a usurperI'm not seeing anything but a downward spiral here.
>>201828869Ending an empire kinda outweighs whatever faults Robert had towards the end. And>Stannis is a heretic and kinslayer based and macbethian dark lord pilled. Stannis has so much aura
>>201828710that's so bizarre... it's almost like... it's a fantasy setting or something?
>>201828726>my queen ill do anything for you ofc ill try your crazy plan>*burns to death*>rhaenyra shrugs it off and walks away>fans laugh at him as a shitty loser white malejust cucklyn things
>>201828826Would the high sparrow even care about an old gods follower does in his spare time? He is policing the nobles that follow the faith of the seven, he wouldn't he care about what a northman does or doesn't do, the old gods are easier to swallow than Stannis and his red witch.
>>201828779imagine being renly, being born into a family where every male is basically a super manly gigachad and you just want to suck cock and attent parties. its not fair
>>201829230Give him time.
>>201829251In Renly's defense, guys are hot and parties are fun.
>>201826197Best dragon
>>201829408That's not Vermithor tho
>>201829570VermBORE more like LOL!!
>>201829408Is Sunfyre alive in the show?
>Aegon gets up from bedAegon the strong
>>201829600according to the characters in the show hes dead, according to gigacoper ageonbros hes alive and currently on his way back to aegon with some minor injuries
>>201829676>He's dead So who will burn Rhaenyra?
>>201829676How is Rhaenyra going to die if Sunfyre is dead? And it is not just book thing, it's already show canon.
>>201829742>thinks Rhaenyra will be burned at all
And why iare Rhaenyra's remains in sept of Baelor, when it is built few generations after she died?
>>201826329Beautiful
>>201829676It's a plot point in the book that the realm believes Sunfyre is either dead or mortally wounded.
>aemond one-ball lol
>>201829676Cole said he is alive
>>201829880>the dragon was long in the dying
>>201829855>aemond couldn't handle the hornsKWAB
>>201829408he didnt fly so good
>>201829408>Best dragon Um... Not so more like most beautiful dragon
>>201829408Sunfyre going from a kind, doggy-like dragon to a murderous, disfigured cannibal is going to be kino
Alicent will be the one who poisons Aegon, just wait
>>201829297this is the coolest crown idc
im convinced they'll stick to the saint rhaenyra character until the very end. she wont do 1 morally questionable thing in the entire show and then shes killed by evil aegon
>>201830028I hate to admit you might be right.
>>201830106>she wont do 1 morally questionable thing in the entire showtheres a good chance she already made out with that asian chick
>>201829912Yes, still alive
>>201828290>ywn see those pics of cross dressing Harry on stageFuck
>>201830028Larys will give Aegon the gift, he will drink it knowingly
>>201830210That's not how the language works, ESL-kun
>>201828005>Seven is based on Catholicismexplains that scene where maester pycelle got killed by a mob of orphan kids.
>bobby listen, i only banged and impregnated your crush to save the realm and fulfill this secret prophecy. you can have her back laterit would have been this simple
>>201830357Wrong
Aegon is one sick bastard
>>201830440I still can't believe JonCon simped for this manipulative fuck.
What should I name this giant rape baby? I'm going to give him his own cadet dynasty and make him LP of Dorne in 15 years.
>>201830476YWNBAW
>>201830440It's not really Robert's rebellion when you think about it. Robert and Ned didn't have a choice, king had marked them as dead men and all they could do is fight back. Jon Arryn had a choice to hand them over or rebel and he chose to rebel. It should be called Jon's rebellion because he started it.
>>201830516Trystane
Our realm as it currently stands:>Velaryons are Lord Paramount of the Iron Islands>Driftmark was given to the Correys (minor Valyrian house with Dolphin sigil)>Quenton Qoherys is LP of the Riverlands, ruling from Harrenhal (which wasn't burned down) (Also, I consoled myself some brindled women to give to him and his two sons as wives and console-command impregnated them a couple times to get them going)>Orys Baratheon is LP of the Stormlands, ruling from Storm's End. He was NOT married to Argella (she's one of my concubines) and his coat of arms was kept as his starting oneI also plan to install the Drace Valyrians somewhere, though I'm not sure where yet. I might depose the remains of the Gardners and install the Vyrwels because they have a dragon CoA.
>>201830587I would like that if I kept him as a Targaryen, but he's going to either be a Redwrym or a Fyreblood. Truedrake feels like more of a North or Vale thing.
>>201830737Qarl, then.
>>201830420Based retard just posting to waste everyone’s time
>27 years old
POST LEAKS ALREADY BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>201825402Does it get good? Watched first 3 episodes and there's a lot of boring women in it. Plus the assassination plot with the twins was retarded and may as well not have happened at all. It looks very nice though and the blonde king kid stuff is kino
>>201830897Ep 4 had good action scene, but eps 5&6 were mostly filler
>>201830897ep 4 is the best, most are just mediocre
>>201830897>he stopped watching before the gigataooba episode
>>201830659Sounds pretty based t b h
>>201830284I hope it’s Larys. After Boros dies and Aegon realizes it’s over, I want Larys and Aegon to have their final heart to heart before Aegon tells Larys to poison him and not let him fall into the hands of his enemies
>>201830897Ep 3 gave me my favorite scene of the season thus far, and it keeps paying dividends throughout the later episodes as fallout and ramifications. Basically, if you're a fan of Riverlands gang politics, it's been a decent season. The rest of it has been wondering where the money went and mopey bitches talking.
>>201831044I'm still watching, the king stuff is good enough and there's nothing else on but there's a major lack of murder and boobs
>>201831050Kino
>>201831077>bracken femboy diedlife is so unfair in westeros bros
>the honorable Ned Stark just lets the torture house do torture house things just down the road from Winterfell
>>201830284>>201831050What kind of cope is this? he murdered Aegon
>>201831199They both died, but you're right it was a huge waste and unfair that they perished for court politics.
>>201831208He outlawed flaying in the North and the Bolton's rivalry with the Starks go way back to the age of heroes I believe.
>>201831208The continued existence of the Boltons is a big reason why I hold to the theory that the Starks didn't drive the Blackwoods south, they sent the Blackwoods south on purpose.
>>201830880 Daemon will hallucinate
>>201831225>dude my headcannon about a deliberately ambiguous historical event involving a historically mysterious and unknowable enigma is so much more valid than yours Stop seething over Aegon and let kino happen
>>201831350based
>>201831359>headcanonkek
>>201831350>nigga quit trippin'
>>201831199He’s a twink nigga
why didnt ned just tell cate about jon's real parents and asked her not to tell anyone? instead he let jon suffer from the bitchiness of catelyn his entire life
>>201831417Still unfair.
>>201831486She is evil
>>201831377>>headcannon >kek Kek
>>201831486>muh oath to dead sister
>>201831502So true, also he looks way better with long hair
>>201831566he went to the kieran culkin school of acting
>>201831486I can understand him not telling early on when he didn't know if she can be trusted yet. As the years passed by, I guess it was just easier to keep lying
>>201831589>the kieran culkin school of actingThe others should've study there too
>>201831573It's uncanny how hair can completely change someone. Young Aemond is another one that benefitted from the longer hair.
>>201831643it wasn't a compliment, he sucks
>>201831566>"You'll bore me"My reaction on this season
>>201831664
>>201831632Also, since Catelyn had always hated Jon, a sudden shift in her attitude would've raised some eyebrows.
>>201831646hes so bratty...
>>201831486Because he probably promised Lyana to he’d never tell anyone and Starks are all about oaths
>>201831655he's one of the only captivating actors in this shit show
>>201831486What Ned should have done was name Jon after himself. It would have been funny, at the very least.
>>201831941>captivatingto you
>>201832004You are seething black tranny and your opinions are dogshit. Faggot
>>201831782
>>201832039big mad
>anon, father told us you're a pussy. provethat you're a real man and not just a little bitch. we are waiting.
>>201831816>Starks are all about oathsWhen it suits them.
>>201832082You bitches really want to go there? Better run a check.
>>201832004>Only to you
>>201832039Get his ass
>>201832054>guy in the background with the jace incel rage stance
>>201832091The late lord Cregan too
>>201832157The background mooks were great casting
>>201832178Looks like the show is fixing that. The Northmen are already at the Twins and there's two years of fighting to do still.
>>201832223I imagine it’s just the winter wolves
>>201827165shitty blue filter
You served him wellWhen serving was safe
good night my lords
>>201832268According to the rumors Cregan is leading them personally.
why don't the creators not simply only cast hot actors?
>>201832387Words are wind
