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>>201933277how dare you compare my king to the usurper clown
>>201933277they both have mommy issues tooreally if anyone was going to meet up with someone on the opposite side and talk I wish it were these two
These threads are filled with women, the question is black or green?
Imagine choosing the USURPER manlet instead of the rightful Queen Rhaenyra.
i hope aegon wears a mask like viserys did.
BIG DOG
How dare you compare my king to that leper faggot
LOYAL
>>201933829>DUUUUUUUUUUUR I WONDER WHO THE BLACK BASTARD FROM DRIFTMARK COULD BELONG TO
I miss the glory days of /got/. I miss The Dark Quentyn Rises.
could a show about robert's rebellion work?
>>201935862Yes.
>>201935862I'd rather see a Blackfyre series
>>201935318Guess who inherits if Rhaenyra were to die
>>201936566Jace obviously
HONOURABLE LORDS, RAISE YOUR BANNERS FOR KING AEGON THE MAGNANIMOUS! SECOND OF HIS NAME! PROVIDER OF WINE AND WHORES! CARING FATHER! SLAYER OF RATCATCHERS! WIELDER OF THE DRAGONCOCK! KING OF BOTH CATS AND RATS! THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE!
The Velaryon, Baela, Rhaena, and Jace have no real 'screen presence'. Like, I couldn't really tell you thier personalities or motives. Even new characters like Addam, Ulf, and Hugh feel more substantial to me. I wonder why?
>>201936675>FATHERdebunked
>>201936675I don't have any banners, but I'm sure the rightful king is content with me raising my cup
>>201936700Seethe more.
I understand shitting on Jace for being short but somehow his being fat always goes under the radar, even from people who seemingly hate him?
>>201936700>haha Aegon is not the father of Jaehaera and Jaehaerys, he doesn't get sex>but also Aegon bad for the six million bastards he fathered and personally put in the child fighting pits
>>201936687When I watched the first season I couldn't tell who was Rhaena and who was Baela and the only thing they did was orbit Rhaenyra and smile encouragingly at their betrotheds. They were simply non-entities.
>>201936733>Jace>fatWhat?
>>201936817aegonwives aren't known for being very smart
>>201936733but he's a skinny twink?
>ugliest blackchad, bastard abomination of lower seedvs>prettiest greencels, pure Hightower/Targ bloodReally makes u think huh
>>201936687Corlys made sense in season 1, ambitious, wanting to put his own blood somehow on the throne. In season 2 there is barely a point to him, I don't even know why she made him hand of the king. In the books at least he was pissed that Rhaenyra had sent Rhaenys alone to Rook's Rest.Baela and Rhaena are just there I guess. And black. Rhaena now gets an arc to claim a wild dragon, but who cares.Jace was robbed of a lot of his actions. The last episode was probably the most interesting he has ever been.
>>201936838this has to be bait
>>201936817They are talking about his cock. Jace is known to have a chode.
Cute and canon!
>>201936817He is spiritually fat. You will see it, when the total twink death hits him hard.
>>201933404 #Why does his left foot float in the air like that?
>>201936886Getting his dragon sniped by myrish pirates is a pretty beta male move I must admit.
>>201933277is he comes... poster the bigges cuck in the general's history?
>>201936927i feel bad for him
>>201936838Sorry but I don't find Timothée Chalamet wanna be as appealing as Aegon.
>>201936927They are clearly just making Oscar be the bloody Ben we wanted...
>>201936927ritual posting is about what you like not what you think will happen in the show necessarily
can the show runners try a little to make the blacks look somewhat likeable?
>>201936878Mario naharis?
>>201937044Yes
I'LL HAVE NO SONGS ABOUT HOW BRAVE YOU DIED KINGMAKER
>>201936953>white guy has natural curly long hair >he must be a Timmy wanna be It's funny because I was on 4chan when the movie call me by your name came out and Timothee used to get lots of hate here and anons were calling him a Harry Styles wanna be back then
>>201935862No, because it's mostly just a bunch of battles which is too expensive to film. House of the Dragon and Game of Thrones work better because it's mostly just people sitting/walking and talking.
So, they aren't telling Rhaenyra who Addam's father is... How is the conversation going to go when Corlys wants her to legitimize them?
>>201937018The problem is, in the case of the He comes... schizo, it was a promise of Ben's arrival in the show. Which will not happen. It's different from the other ritual posters in here and old /got/, like Promise me, Ned...
>>201933277why the fuck didn't they get him a proper cane that doesn't break?
Burning Mill? OffscreenRed Fork? OffscreenHoneywine? OffscreenDalton Greyjoy? Offscreen Bloody Ben? CutBlack Aly? CutSabitha Frey? CutPate of Longleaf? CutMaelor? CutNettles? CutSara Snow? CutCannibal? CutGrey Ghost? CutMushroom? Cut>Make your betsGaemon PalehairTrystane TruefyreBrothel Queens
>>201933829
>>201937139I mean he could just claim Alyn and pretend he doesn't know Addam.
>>201936768Just like King Robert Baratheon. Without fighting pits of course.
>>201937146So Aegon could suffer more
what if they were the three heads of the dragon all along?
Aegonbros.....not like this.....
>>201936838i see a lot more women on social media cooming over aemond, daemon and aegon than jace. they mostly just make jokes about him mewing.
>>201937203>sowing of the seed, greenchad style
>>201937081They used to compare Chalamet with Holland too because Holland was more popular than Chalamet back in 2017.
>>201937150>Dalton Greyjoy? Offscreen>Black Aly? Cut>Pate of Longleaf? Cutthese will most likely all be in S3>Sabitha Frey? Cutshe's present, albeit different>Bloody Ben? Cuthope they include him too in S3, but I have some doubts
>Aegon is supposed to be horribly disfigured>He's just baldExplain
>>201937150>Black Aly? CutWho is going to pussywhip Cregan and convince him not to go scorched earth?
>>201937208I've seen women who admitted that he's a beautiful guy but too young for them because he's 20 and those women are in their 30s so they prefer the older men from the cast.
MY MOTHER IS A WHOR-
Condal on septa Rhaenyra and Alicent meeting...
>>201937252hair>face>penis size>heighti think the showrunners are redpilled on lookism, being bald is the greatest disability
>>201937252Bald people ugly (except Aegon)
Why did Saera, a High Valyrian living in Volantis name her son Hugh?
>>201937150>Brothel QueensWould be so fucking HotD...ude
So I thought the black kings guard was gonna be Marston waters in the show? He got sent to the wall so who’s gonna escort aegon into dragonstone now and help turn it green now? Will they give the plot to Larys? Rickard Thorne?
>>201937282>everybody wants to see>Everybody doesI didn't
>>201937282>Everybody
>>201937252He only has one ear. He'll probably only be temporarily bald anyway and cover his ear up with his hair
>>201937312Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks?
>>201937282i want a scene where Rhaenyra kills Alicent
>>201937312Hugh is a nickname, his birthname is Hugaerys
>>201937278MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND I AM A BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>>201937375Its hughjaenys
>>201937208handsome (debatable) badboyz who interact with other characters vs handsome but dull guy that doesn't get to do anything and only interacts with his mom, not much to have fun with
>>201937282Everbody want's to see Rhanerya get raped by Alicent with a strap on you fucking moron
>>201937388>Hugh and Jace bonding over their mothers being filthy used up whores
>>201937357Ladies and gentlemen, it does not make sense!
>>201937282>the worst scenes and plots are there to please the retard normie viewersi knew it. imagine if they listened to /got/hotd/ instead
>>201937312His real name is Hughmungus
>kills jace herself
>>201937447AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>201937282>Heavily biased Blacksissy is also a generally shitty writer that's behind most of the fanfic tier garbageBlacksissies will never beat the rainbow colored dogshit allegations.
>>201937452>I killed the boy
>>201937467He only likes Rhaenyra, he hates Daemon, Jace etc just like Sara Hess.
>>201937467>that's behind most of the fanfic tier garbageHe's in good company
>>201937452She will burn Riverlands and kill Daemon instead of Aemond.
>>201937428I doubt you could show 1 hour straight of Jace snapping and raping his whore mom.
>>201937414it could happen if Jace wasn't bastardphobic and classist
>>201937312That was actually the sound she made after she gave birth, the midwife mistook it for an actual name, Saera thought it was funny, so it stuck.
>>201937512>Okay, so in this next scene the Dragon pit will collapse and crush Dreamfyre to death>Wait didn't we already write a dragon being able to handle that shit?
>>201937562the show will get cancelled by then so it won't matter
>>201937452>*battle above the gods eye*>noo nuncle please noo>haha its over for you aemond, im goign to ninja jump from my drago->*helaena flies in on dreamfyre*>TAOOBA>saves aemond and they win the war, aegon forgives aemond and they all live happily ever afterwrite it down cuckdal
>>201936846>I don't even know why she made him hand of the king.Because him and Daemon and literally the only two people on the Blacks' side who waged a war. Corlys is the most experienced military commander in their faction.
Can't wait for the happy family dinner time.
>>201936817>>201936865HOT
>>201937452If she doesn't die she'll be walled before S3.
>>201937695I feel bad for Jace
>>201937282>>201937343>>201937349>>201937373>>201937428I did want to see a scene with Rhaenyra and Alicent, but the way I'd envisioned it involved a lot less clothing and a lot more pleasurable moaning
>>201937752is that you sara hess?
>>201937695>>201937720At least Jace won't be the only one with black hair since they chose to give Addam black hair too.
>>201937695>Forgets Daemon with CaraxesIt's all just women and bastards, true born male chads get nothing
>>201937695>Sniped by a random shit skin pirate>Landed in the middle of a rabble for some reason instead of carpet bombing>1v1'd by half dead Sunfyre>Destroyed by Vermithor>Dies after fucking up Seasmoke and Tessarion's fuck session>Lol fuck you bitches I'm out and lives the rest of her days in peace
Fuck this, I'm going back to GOT 1-4.
>>201937695Here's to evil!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VrvhUU7Kok
>>201937667Corlys and Daemon are the two most experienced generals in all of Westeros at this point period. One of the reasons why the Dance is what it was is specifically because nobody really had much experience with warfare at the time. They had been dealing with decades of peace and prosperity for basically everyone who isn’t a Velaryon sailor. Contrast that to the start of GOT, where basically everybody from age 20-60 had some experience, whether it was the Ninepenny Kings (Barristan, Brynden, etc), Bobby B’s Big Blowout Bash (most of the adult cast) or the Greyjoy Rebellion (Jorah). Two, close to three, generations of Westerosi with firsthand wartime experience, compared to the Dance where unless you had fought in the Stepstones, it’s unlikely you’ve dealt with anything more than the very occasional bandit. Corlys and Daemon should (and in the books did) make a HUGE difference to the Blaggs.
>>201937805Meant for the greens sorry
Reminder that Saera was such a huge whore that she even eclipsed Rhaenyra, and she had about as many bastard children as a woman could have, so Lys and Volantis are filled to the brim with dragonseeds.
>>201937805Based Mr Black
We’ve seen more of ulfs wife than Helaena and her kids.
>>201937781>the dark-haired bastards are the most loyal ones>silver-haired bastards are the traitorsnice
>>201937826Three of whom even tried to press a claim during the great council.
>>201937836Basically nobody is going to care when she offs herself because they've done fuck all work making us like her. I don't get why they're spending so much time on Alicent when she does literally nothing the rest of the series yet can't have a couple scenes with Helaena
>>201937826>a princess whos main mission in life was sucking and fucking as many cocks as possiblefinally femanons can self insert lool
Bros is she gonna ride??
>>201937826>>201937890A worthy successor to Rhaenys
>>201937886>nobody is going to care when she offsGood, true to the books then
>>201937905Is there an edit with the cap "please be patient I have autism" cap? If not, for shame.
>>201937826>Reminder that Saera was such a huge whore that she even eclipsed RhaenyraReminder that rhaenyra had sexual relations with less people than AlicentThis fact makes greencels seethe unequivocally
Thoughts on the theory that Alicent will sell out KL/Aemond to Rhaenyra to save Helaena from having to fight?
>>201937925Ok
Would they bother to cast Rickard Thorne if they weren't going to Bitterbridge someone?
>>201936727>>201936768To be honest aegon can't be the father to the twins since he hates Helaena and she also didn't enjoy being touched except by you know who...Aemond.As there's scene clearly indicates this in ep9 s1 when Rhaenys is in front of them. Alicent send Criston to Helaena but we see Helaena standing next to Aemond as Aemond takes a defensive stand we see Helaena caressing Aemond arm as to calm him down. This is very telling as Helaena dislikes being touch or does not seem to reach out for anyone to comfort or to be comfort except Aemond.
>>201937886and yet nobody gives a fuck about hugh's brown wife yet many simp for helaena, shes based autismfu with 5 minutes of screen time and like 10 lines total lol. or is it just 4chan incels lusting for an autistic gf and normies dont care about her because they are evil maybe
>>201937203His arm wtf
>>201938016Thank you.
>>201938059>is it just 4chan incels lusting for an autistic gfyes.
>>201936953aegon is a cuck.
>>201937660KINO
>>201937203Holy shit new leaks??
>>201937826Why did she antagonize her father so much? Jae didnt deserve that.
>>201937919>true to the booksnot really, she doesn't die at all in the books, only after the Dance when winter breaks out of the "Winter Fever" epidemic
>>201938059I don't care about Hugh's brown wife because she's boring and one note.>"lets go to tumbleton">"no"repeat
>>201937914theres a gigaslut line of targaryen women
>>201938122>got more lines than helaena and much more interactions with her husband than helaena had with aegon and aemond combinedbravo cuckdal
>>201937953>The Blacksissy showslop version Rhaenyra is a whore and a cunt in the books. Alicent is only a cunt. Stripping them of these qualities made them boring marysue tier sloppers.
>>201937953Rhaenyra>Criston>Daemon>Harwin>Laenor>Laena (books)>MysariaAlicent>Viserys>Criston (show only)
>>201938122>Let's go to Tumbleton>No I'mma get a fucking Dragon!>Gets Dragon>I'll show that bitch, I'll go to Tumbleton and fucking burn it!
>>201938175>Alicent>>Viserys>>Criston (show only)andJahaerysCorlys(show version)OttoGwayne(show only)Larys(show only)Brothel customers
>>201938175In the books it's ambiguous as to whether Rhaenyra and Criston ever actually had sex, and she definitely didn't have sex with Laenor (she even had open contempt for the idea given that it was well known that Laenor was gay).
Dalton?
>>201938030They might as well just Bitterbridge Jaehaera, she doesn't really serve any purpose in the story besides being someone for Unwin Peake to kill as part of his plot to make his daughter queen
>>201938131>Rhaenys>Rhaena>Saera>Rhaenyra>DaenaThe whore line transferred over to the Blackfyres while the main Targ line kept the virtuous women like Rhaella and Naerys.
>>201936795>filthy women being supportive of their men and hanging out with other women
i miss maelor
>>201938175You forgot the 1,000s she slept with during their year as prostitutes in the brothels of king's landing.
>>201935318He's the rightful King, simp.
>this is the man that gets to impregnate helaena>twiceIt's not fair bros...
>>201938283Why are you so mean to them, anon?
>>201938311they gonna mention him next episode for sure
>>201937695ulf WILL burp in this scene, i guarantee it
>>201937914>>201938175Could Saera and Rhaenys outdo this woman?
>>201938334Helaena never meets Alyn. You're confusing her with Baela. Helaena dies way before Alyn becomes relevant at all
>>201938334Semitic hands typed this garbage bait.
>>201938352>Helaena is so autistic she forgot her third child.
wait, episode 8 is the last one? an 8 episode season?i'm not ready for the threads to end...
>>201938275>>201938311they can just give the scene of a mob of peasants ripping apart an innocent child to joffrey, i guess they thought maelor was redundant
I’m going to do a ckII run where these two are wed and I will report how it turns out
>>201938334a-BOOBA-kar
>>201938394what is dead may never die nigga
>>201938334Why did they decide to flip the ages and make Addam the younger brother?
anyone have a webm of Dyana getting her ass slapped?
>>201938402Joffrey gets ripped after he dies. Maelor gets ripped alive.
>>201938334>cheats on baela with a dornish whorebased or cringe?
>>201938389she's pregnant, anon...she gonna mention it next episode to her new husband, Aemond
>>201938370Its a shame she got so fat, she used to be hot.
>>201935318Why does he look like Peter Dinklage?
>>201938431joffrey somehow didn't immediately die upon impact anyway, they can make him live a bit longer to be mutilated
I refuse to post in Hugh Janus. So I’m here.
>>201938431They already foreshadowed the Joffrey fall too
>>201938410Is that Cersei with Ned? Why the fuck would you do that to him.
>>201938425you shouldn't masturebate while recovering, Aegon
>>201938449I wonder if Saera got fat from all the cum she swallowed
>>201938476Ned needs to be saved from the trout
>>201938518Why is he a Dornish anime boy
>>201938370>we could have had the perfect rhaenyra actress
>>201938410Good luck soldier
>>201938518He can't fix her. You'd need to be a literal saint to fix Cersei.
>With so many present on the bridge, it is not surprising that we have many differing accounts of what befell Maelor Targaryen. Mushroom tells us that Willow Pound-Stone clutched the boy so tightly that she broke his back and crushed him to death. Septon Eustace does not so much as mention Willow, however. In his account, the town butcher hacked the prince into six pieces with his cleaver, so all those fighting over him could have a piece. Grand Maester Munkun’s True Telling says that the boy was torn limb from limb by the mob, but names no names.>The mob was not long in falling on his corpse. The candlemaker’s daughter Robin, if she ever existed, was driven off. Looters tore the boots from the prince’s feet and the sword from his belly, then stripped him of his fine, bloodstained clothes. Others, still more savage, began ripping at his body. Both of his hands were cut off, so the scum of the street might claim the rings on his fingers. The prince’s right foot was hacked through at the ankle, and a butcher’s apprentice was sawing at his neck to claim his head when the Seven Who Rode came thundering up. There amidst the stinks of Flea Bottom, a battle was waged in the mud and blood for possession of Prince Joffrey’s body.Which is more kino?
i want to be pegged by alys
>>201938538Book accurate Rhaenyra be like
>>201938410>>201938518based, the both of you
>>201938518why not ashara then
taaoooobaaaaa
>>201938536he was tanning when he was at the tower of joy>>201938558Saint Eddard
>>201938558or just gigachad barbarian that kills everyone and makes cersei suck your dick on the throne
>>201937826>Lys and Volantis are filled to the brim with dragonseedsLys was already filled to the brim with dragonseeds, thoughin fact, Lys is probably the place you'd be most likely to find people with blood from other dragonlord families
>>201938564>the town butcher hacked the prince into six pieces with his cleaver, so all those fighting over him could have a piecethe fucking big brain smallfolk in F&B are hilarious, shoutout to wat and the cock tax
>>201938564Surely they bring back Westerling to be one of the seven who rode?
reminder that cersei's mom wanted her to marry oberyn and jaime to marry elia
>>201938623And Volantis is literally ruled by Valyrian families called the Old Blood who trace their descent directly from the Valyrian Freehold.
>>201938600a feeble sickly dornishwoman instead of a strong, fertile lioness of the rock? I think not
>>201938518>bobby gets cucked by lyanna>then he gets cucked by nedbobby b bros...
>>201938564What the fuck is wrong with the small folk? Why does Gurm expect us to sympathise with them when they're literally eat the rich retards?
>>201938655Joanna's death was the moment Westeros jumped into the bad timeline.
Jacebros we are finally free. Hopefully Baela's self-inserts will start shipping her with Addam now.
>>201938633no idea what they're planning with rickard and westerling. it would make sense to have westerling back so he can either die getting joffrey's corpse back or ignominiously die at the dragonstone betrayal. but they gave a weird amount of focus to rickard
>>201938370>919 men in 12 hours>76.58 men/hour>1.28 men/minutethat's impressiveby "had sex with" do they mean "got ejaculated in or on by"?
>>201938631Do you think we will get the cock tax scene?
>>201938461Like a Targaryen.
>>201938655Elia should have married the Hightower lad.
>>201938681Jace needs to leave Dragonstone and find a mom that loves him. The Arryn lady sounds alright.
>>201938699nigga that's haymitch
>>201938699Unfortunately that's an old picture. He doesn't look like that anymore.
>>201938697>Taken, the queen’s despised master of coin was bound to a post and tortured until he revealed where all his wealth was hidden. Then a tanner called Wat announced that his lordship had failed to pay his “cock tax,” and must yield his manhood to the Crown as forfeit.>Hundreds of men gathered round Wat the Tanner, who rode through the streets on a white horse, brandishing Lord Celtigar’s severed head and bloody genitals and declaring an end to all taxes.>Wat’s followers poured out into the countryside, streaming up the kingsroad behind Lord Celtigar’s rotting head…toward where, not even Wat seemed certain.We need Wat, the based libertarian tanner. George never told us what happened to him either
>>201938732Cope
>>201938410>>201938518>>201938593As far as crackships go, I do honestly like this one quite a bit. If anyone could fix her crazy ass, it would be a steady, dependable dude like Ned that would prioritize bringing a measure of stability into her life. Only issue is, how does she react to Jon? Unlike Catelyn, Cersei is very nosy and likely wouldn’t stop before she found out the truth, if she didn’t just have Tywin try to kill him first. How does Ned deal with that?
>>201938662yeah, that's true tooRhaenyra should've asked someone from there to come ride dragons
>>201938681I wouldn't be surprised if they end up killing Alyn instead of Addam because women seem to like Addam more.
>>201938564>we are reminded once again that the smallfolk are savage animalistic cannibals that rape and kill anything they can get their hands on
>>201938691>but they gave a weird amount of focus to rickardYeah, like they wanted people to recognize him by name. Which they wouldn't really worry about if they weren't cooking up Bitterbridge surely.
>>201938744I wonder if they'll actually have naked old man or if they'll just have the castration offscreen and then cut to a rubber dick and head on a horse
>>201938692Pretty much, its a room full of guys jerking off, and when they're about ready to bust they walk up, take whichever hole is currently open, fuck for a few seconds, nut, and then the next guy rolls up, ect.
>mysaria stays behind in KL rather than going with rhaenyra to dragonstoneWill they change this?
>>201937826kek, the ASoIaF wiki drawing of Saera looks like Britney Spears
>>201938758alyn is the most boring character they could have come up with, its insane. both his dialogue and the actor
>>201938747Not my fault he hit the wall
>>201938593Cersei is so paranoid and delusional she'd never admit Ned is just a good person
>>201938755Probably try to smother him at the first opportunity until noticing that Jon looks like Rhaegar
his eternal humiliation ritual begins...
>>201938791well, if the record required them to ejaculate inside of her then it's even more impressive
>>201938822But he doesn't, so the smothering will succeed.
>>201938681Why is Baela so ugly? Why ugly people are thinking who will be on the show until the last episode? Why does her character survive? Unfair.
>>201938755he leaves jon with robert
>>201938822Yeah, I should have specified I’m looking for (somewhat believable) ways that Jon doesn’t die, and how Ned would have to swing that with Cersei and Tywin. >>201938713Unfortunately she’s a disgusting fucking dyke too iirc
>>201938860It's the nigger nose, it's just hideous.
>>201938732Like a Roman G*d lol
>>201938838Rhaetards will crazy about their kween being disrespected while this dude just wants to do his job and gets brutalized in every way for it.
Ozempic will prolong George's life another 20 years, allowing him to finish the books
>>201938813>hit the wallthere's no way you're not a pooner
>>201938670cucked by Cersei you meanHe only wanted Lyanna because that would mean he gets to be Ned's brother
>When Lady Meredyth made it plain that the queen had overstayed her welcome, Rhaenyra was forced to sell her crown to raise the coin to buy passage on a Braavosi merchantman, the Violande. Ser Harrold Darke urged her to seek refuge with Lady Arryn in the Vale, whilst Ser Medrick Manderly tried to persuade her to accompany him and his brother Ser Torrhen back to White Harbor, but Her Grace refused them both. She was adamant on returning to Dragonstone. There she would find dragon’s eggs, she told her loyalists; she must have another dragon, or all was lost.One last terrible decision, she would have won if she'd listened
>the rat in alicent's roomlarys is warging into things again isnt he
>>201938518Lawful Good men were built for Chaotic Evil women
>>201938943>spel der tronenjust unify with germany at this point
>>201938976Couldn't miss that foot action
He is coming....Cregan is coming....
I think Rhaena will run into Netttles. I know it sounds a lot like fan fiction. The show has to know this will split TB fandom. Most will defect to TG. Half my office is waiting for confirmation and realization of all the clues pointing at Rhaena as Nettles. There will be major backlash. Catastrophic.
>>201939003He will walk his greybeards over the Twins to donothing.
>>201939003>Roddy the Ruin's valor will be stolen by Cregan>>201939026Fishfeed
>>201939003What's his dragon called?
Also they have to change the Winter Wolves getting wiped out at Tumbleton if Cregan is tagging along early. It also kind of lessens Cregan showing up with the full Northen army when the war is done and wants to just keep going scorched earth.
>>201938518Pairing the only truly completely righteous person in the books with the most evil Lannister is certainly a decision
>>201938755this is the best crackship no i will not take my meds
>>201939003>does nothing
>>201939058he rides jace
>>201939058Jace
>>201939058Jacaerys
>>201939003After the dance, why don't the starks just fuck off from the realm? Without dragons, nobody can conquer the north anyways.
>WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?
>>201939017>Half my officeWhat office is this? The office for asoiaf theories?
more like gaybeards
>>201939079Then please take liquid high absorption quick release meds.
>>201939108Stop being a mongrel-loving, carpet-munching, bastard-having WHOOOOORE
>>201939071>Cregan showing up with the full Northen army when the war is done and wants to just keep going scorched earth.Are you telling me Cregan is a chad war criminal?
>>201939003>Cregan the Dishonorable getting honorwashed in the showI hope not, he needs to twiddle his thumbs and make the Freys look good and loyal in contrast. But hey, at least he's got access to the Twins so he can cross to Riverrun in time to ambush Jaime Lannister>>201939095>>201939101>>201939102Fujos out NOW
>>201939003>Cregan is coming....inside me fixed
>>201939143He would be if he didn't get pussy whipped by black Ally. Otherwise yes, he fully intended to show up with the Northern army and just roll the fuck over the battered remnants of the Greens.
>>201935862A mini series would be better because the war itself is reletively short. Plus no dragons so normies probably wouldn't watch.
>>201937282Really got that "WE WANT A ZOMBIE POLAR BEAR" energy.
>>201939105They're the largest of the Seven Kingdoms, mostly isolated, have a different religion, huge autonomy, and nobody bothers them, all the whilst supplying men and resources to the Wall.Why would they want to leave?
>>201939017>NetttlesDon't do this to yourself. Hope leads to suffering.
>>201939160I want to sit on Cregan's lapI want him to slap me and call me his whoreI want him to dominate meI need his hands wrapped around my waist while I'm riding him
>>201939134>Then please take-
>>201939105Starks don't break their oaths.
>>201939147>Waaahhh why didn't they just stop preparing for winter and come support Rheynera!? >it was her turn!
>>201939105They functionally do; there isn’t much involvement from DA NORF between the end of the Dance and Bobby B’s Big Blowout Bash.>>201939102>>201939101>>201939095Disgusting fujoshi filth like you are no better than the equally vile dykeshippers that ruined the fandom with bullshit like Rhaenicent and RhaeMys and the like. Please go back to tumblr.>>201939079I don’t really venture much outside crackships that involve Jon, but this is honestly kind of cute.
>>201939227Get help
>>201937282Yeah, and everybody wanted to see fAegon in GoT but we never got him
>>201939230Why were Cersei and Jamie so retarded? Why couldn't they just wait for a bit longer to fuck.
>>201939253>fandomyou are a faggot.
Did Alicent even care that she got this simp guy killed by ordering them not to use their swords? Just to protect her own image, so selfish.
>>201939105Starks. 4000 years old gets bitch slapped by 100 year old Trags. Makes no sense. If the Night King has a connection to the Starks because of the Night’s King then just send all the White Walkers to KL and have them convert the dragons to Wight-Dragons and call it a day.
>>201939287Because when he wrote GoT it was supposed to be three books, with a much, much, much faster pacing of events. If GRRM were to go back and rewrite just the first novel, it would bloat into three separate volumes.
>Prince Regent, a raven from the Red Keep. Her Grace Queen Helaena, she is... ovulating.>
>>201939222>to have that motherfucking animal condal...i cant even say his name... cut nettles
>>201939287incest is the second strongest element in planetos
>Gwayne kino next episodeBased
>>201939109Law Department employees. 60% white women. They want to see Nettles. Not Rhaena. This will not end well if the rumors are true.
>>201939272When I post this about Helaena, you have no problem with it. Curious.
Daeron status?
>>201939253The actors became really good friends when they were filming, there are people who misunderstoond their relationship and think they're more than that so they cope by shipping the characters instead.
post some robert baratheon memes before i piss meself
>>201939391>Law Department employees. 60% white womenAre they really bookfags? Hwo would they know about the nog?
>>201939404On the table and possibly homosexual
>>201939405*misunderstood
HOTD should've just been a fighting game
I can't imagiine anything more gay than calling yourself green or black irl
>>201939391lol no one cares that much about nettlesif anything women like daemyra so they don't mind not having nettles drama
>>201939440>calling yourself black irlAnon, I...
was it the alicent brother on this scene?
>>201938114>spoiled BPD princess with absent parents and no discipline It was a recipe for disaster.
>>201939480Yes. A brave knight at the ripe age of 8.
>>201939405I don't actually ship them, I just find it funny when retards get offended by it. I just want to see mother fuckers die to dragons and shit.
>>201939460this, anon is terrible at larping
>>201939318Alicent is pretty evil. You haven't noticed?
>>201939373I like him, hope he survives the season
>>201936511Without Hess and Condal, please
i want to be sissified and fucked like a whore by a big straponso for me? its rhaenyra
>>201939548>>201939548
>>201939405Cregan/Jace was popular ship for book readers too but now with the actors and everything it became even more popular.
>>201938670Ned is saving his bro from getting turbocucked. Only Neds wholesome good guy cock can potentially fix cersei.
>>201939480Wasn't that guy killed in the tournament?
>>201939536>imagine if they made the blackfyres black
>>201939490thats why having 9 kids is based. 1 of them turns into a whore? not good but not a compelte disaster like if you only had 1 daughter
>>201939536I remember when people were sucking Condal's dick because he was apparently so knowledgeable and knew fan theories and GRRM told him secrets and shit.
>>201939576no he took a nose dive
>>201939583imagine if Salma Hayek played Alicent
>>201939616yeah just like how dumb and dumber predicted the big plot twist of jon snow and impressed grrm kek
>>201939717i would understand aemond's love for milfs
>>201939717Serious talk though, she would have been a great Arianne 30 years ago.
>>201938755She either convinces Ned to give Jon to someone else away from Winterfell or Jon dies in an accident that Ned immediately realizes she's to blame for and he loses his shit.
>>201937161she looks patrician as fuck
