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did taylor get her tooth pulled or was the person in the last thread talking about delaney
cute girl
i was raped
>>201971413Taylor and Delaney got a tooth pulled today.
>i'm chillin>HAWK TUA!>they recited that at my uncle's funeral, he died of heroin>i'd rather be raped than bored>what's your name? I forgot. No really who are you again?>is oddbod actually gone?>it's going down i'm yelling timberrrrrrrrrrrr!>TJ WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT>i want oddbod to fuck me in the hole>have you ever heard of benzedrex?>i’d fuck my uncle (CLAIRE STOP!)>i swear I'll goon all day tomorrow>i made eye contact with mauro in the living room and he was scared>what’s /ftl/ ;)>my bad>i apply for survivor and big brother every year THEY DONT WANT ME>gamer mentality>that wasn’t good simlish>rich girl shit>i'll stream.... just kidding i wont!>the vibes are so fucked now that abis gone>abi come back!>haleygang is in shambles right now>I knew we were going to have a problem when she told me she liked tayleigh>I’m gonna win for Abi!>haley no n words>whats your beef pearl?>i'm gonna lose my marbles>I guess I broke up with my boyfriend because it just... got boring >:)>can I call you blippy>I think the sweaty man wants me to write about him in my diary>your arms are not fat your arms are based>you were just wearing a thong for funsies>that’s a Claire L but… whatever we’ll recover>I wanna do the destruction of Claire show>they keep doing "say so" because they think doja cat is watching>dumb bitch DUHHHH>I sold my soul on Yahoo Answers>I should start a fire>I wanna be off the internet... forever>jingle bells haley smells robin is a gay>It wasn't actually pee you guys>Just kidding it was.>people thought I was a school shooter and shit>fishtank is the ninth level of improv hell>I’ve never seen anyone else’s vagina, so I think I have a normal oneand most importantly>i dont trust anyone who likes sam hyde>in trouble from who? JET NEPTUNE?>ask haley about mark e? :^)>the constant Sam Hyde dick sucking contest is really bothering me>HE'S NOT THAT FUNNY>who even watches this shit? I mean why?
>>201971413Taylor def did cause she tweeted about it. Not sure about Delaney though I thought she OD'd awhile ago.
>>201971434you should tell her on twitter or something to take a painkilled maybe aleve
>>201971487Delaney posted in one of her discords last night that she was getting a tooth pulled today (the 30th) She posted in her telegram a few days before that, that she was having a “medical emergency”
i would not be opposed to taylor and delaneu replacing shadi and haley for the bitchtank finale tbqh
>>201971421Is she gone now? Did she say she was leaving? What about Dunye?
>>201971550they both should be here
>>201971487you could tell her to at least take some tylenol or maybe aleve so it hurts less
>>201971561unfortunately she was arrested for her fake id
Where’s Ella?
Where is the sheboon and the beaner? There's only greg in the cell?
>>201971707Showering
>>201971707Haley quit like 20 minutes ago. She was incoherent, but crying about something involving Scott raping herShadi died
>>201971498>>201971580>>201971343You should have gotten her that water filter anon. her tooth rotted because of you.
Reminder that Fishtank is by design meant to exploit Sams retarded fanbase into fleecing as much money out of them, with the help of Jet, while delivering a bare minimum product.Reminder that anything they charge through the fishtank site and afterwards is arbitrary and based on what they feel they can get away with.Reminder that Sam and Jet et al see their viewers as pathetic losers and hapless simps that they can fleece for however much they feel they can get away with.Reminder that Jet literally only cares about money, and will sacrifice everything to increase the bottom line and profot margins despite having no shareholders.Reminder that Sam and Jet design the show to basically be a circus where they parade the fish around like they are circus freaks to the extremely mentally ill audience.Reminder that Sam surrounds himself with people a decade younger than him at minimum because people his age think he is a fucking loser and a massive tool.Reminder that production are drug addicts and useless zoomersReminder that multiple fish have had their lives ruined because of Sams minstrel show.Reminder Sam is blacklisted from everything he is directly involved with.Reminder Jet compared himself to Stanley Kubrick because he is a fetid narcissisist with dollar bills for eyes.Reminder production preys on the mentally ill and unemployed to give their social assistance/disability payments to them.Reminder virtually every idea has come from /ftl/ and plagiarized.Reminder that WP2 will never be released so long as Fishtank is profitable.Reminder that there were supposed to be BTS footage but anything related to that is piss poor and not even close to worth the money.There is a reason nobody except for losers want anything to do with Sam
Bumo
>>201972331Fuck yeah man Claudia can hawk-TUAH onto a man’s asshole and shove her big beak of a nose right up into that thang!
Taylor is boring and her fans are cucks.
>>201971707The show is over. The rest of the 3 days will be a camwhore house with Claire, bex, and bliccy.
>>201971417I liked how the night Abi's girlfriend Claire got eliminated she kept saying Claire was "literally BUILT for reality TV." That she was really mentally strong and smart and had a strong body. Abi has been thinking a lot about Claire's body and what it can do while blushing.
getaskillposting has gotten me to unironically bingewatch sam’s advice videos
>>201975736this is a pure, unfiltered crush reactionhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1722314199827170.webm
Fishtank S2: The movie>Ryan Gosling as Cole>Jacob Elordi as Brian>Isabela Merced as Trish>Mikey Madison as CK>Anna Sawai as JC>Barbie Ferreira as Meg>Emma Stone as Summer>Jake Gyllenhaal as Jimmy>Anya Taylor Joy as Abigail>Sophia Lillis as Taylor>Tina Fey as Nifty>Maggie Gyllenhaal as Tayleigh>Tom Holland as TJ>Hiroyuki Sanada as Shinji>Idris Elba as Duwaney>Chris Rock as Charleston>Seth Rogen as Jet Neptune>Jenna Ortega as Josie>John Travolta as Ben>Chris Hemsworth as Cowboy>Lady Gaga as Bex>Tom Cruise as Goldstriker>Brendan Fraser as Chris>Cailee Spaeny as Liquid Cole (Post Credits Scene)
meow
Bretniey Drurwick could be pretty decent with proper producer but what I listened in spotify is pretty ass.
Was thinking about Slyvia having a child soon.>mother has a OF account and is a ZZZ-lister musician >father found her on a reality show produced by Sam Hyde and simped for her on 4chan>mother makes a video how she's disappointed that it's a boyA new Jet Neptune is born into the world, but the bigger part of my existential view about this is how do we break from these cycles? A never ending chain of violence from one generation to the next. A child will be born and the house is stacked against him for any shred of normalcy or decency in life. A young man who isn't even born into this world and yet I feel immense sorrow or pity for him.
>>201971467I hope she sees this bro
>>201976533That kiwi is no johnny neptune
dead threaddead show
>picelated pics of cctv girls>uwu>trundere>pissrundown?
Hayley gang wooooo!
When do the fish wake up? And to what?
>>201976703
>>201976721About an hour from now, to junk food and each other's hungover misery
>>201976703I'm anxious about the finale hope they keep the cell going with random people until 3 starts.
Do you guys think they will avoid fighting today as Jet requested or will it be full brawl as always?
>>201976786Me too, just to guarantee that S3 is the last
>>201971421Rape is a state of mind, really.
how long until we actually see Betty fuck a black guy on video?
>>201976803Hopefully some fights now that Shadi is allowed to throw hands back
>>201976804>Fishtank 3: The Great Reset>Fishtank: A Jimmy Story>Fishtank Champions>Fishtank: Nude Gaming>Fishtank: Geeks & Goddesses
>>201976803honestly, these bitches throwing hands every fucking day.You couldn't do anything similar with dudes because they'd kill each other or it would just be bro-tank.fuck i hate women.
i miss the first week of the tank wish i had screenshots of comfy wake n bake gaming sesh vibes while the cute pink mats were still clean and everything was nice
>>201976139you are The Gay
>>201976906Dude, bruv, the show is called bitchtank. Whaddaya want?
>>201976906they know it’s literally the only “content” they have in them lol.they literally chilled out and went to bed early after Claire got back because they knew they didn’t have to do anything anymore.
>>201976139>>Maggie Gyllenhaal as Tayleigh
>>201976972Has anyone thrown piss yet?
>>201976139Could be anyone as anyone for all I care, I don't watch television or movies
>>201976906These girls haven’t had nearly enough exercise. No wonde they’re on edge. The forced cardio isn’t enough. They should have forced wrestling. No punching, choking or hair pulling. Just rolling around on the ground grinding their hips until exhaustion.
Put Sam & Jet in the cell.Enable physical torture fishtoy.
>>201977015Claire pissed in a bottle and sprayed it on Haley's bed, then revealed it was just waterSo no
>>201976777So the trash fights and assaults will resume around 2 hours from now when they slap each other with breakfast leftovers then start punching.
Didn't Letty pour piss on Fatty's pokemon cards in ses 1?
>>201972331>Reminder that Sam and Jet design the show to basically be a circus where they parade the fish around like they are circus freaks to the extremely mentally ill audience.based
>>201976786You're a real slurper of slop, ain'tcha anon?Got your tokens ready for some epic vertical bar tts trolling? :)
>>201976803The physical attacks have been escalating, the trend is they'll get more severe and probably frequent too.
taylo!
>>201977192see >>201975096
>hired for the easiest job of all time>vomits every day from stress
>>201977233Poor princess :/
>>201972694Well hey, people simp for orange spraytanned brazilian escort with a fake bimbo persona crafted by some jewish mogul and no she isn't funny at all. She hangs around doing fuck all, getting railed up the ass by smelly wiggers on a cumstained mattress wearing the same shit everyday. Like what the FUCK DOES SHE DO? WHY IS SHE THERE? i ask myself as she is offending my brain and overstaying her welcome laying around like a dead fish and drinking all hours of the day and doing NOTHING. these "happy to be here" types like skinny roblox redditfaggot (jimmy 2.0) infuriate me. they represent everything I detest about what this show has become. ESPECIALLY WHORE blicky (armcandy for jew cryptofaggots) and that..fucking .. GAY PET MONKEY with the howler laugh. fucking clown show >>201972331
>>201977233kwab. nice rack tho
>>201975350Finally some content
>>201977192u think adam smashed while tj was 'unaware' in the other room?
>>201976234>had a dream where claire was with me adventuring in some weird BotW/irl mised environment>we filmed a bit where she died in a car crash and had fake bloody body parts of her all strewn about>later at some point she was aggressively pecking me on the lips>Tfw you will never get pecked on the lips by Claire because she lives in the midwest and youre west coast (best coast)Bitch is like freddy krueger but for my pathetic simp life lmao
Isaac status?
What does Taylor think of bitchtank? Haw she been watching or discussing it on stream?
>>201977233>not allowed to get sickseethe nigger
>>201977310her and tj talked about it during the 24h stream, they didn't watch it
>>201977291>wear jacket>it says pants on itI guess this kind of brilliance is why he's the comedian and we're the audience
>>201977233>knocked up by indeterminable wigger seed>pukes every morning
where's the best girl Juliana?
>>201977233>>letty vomits every daycan't they just auction it?
>>201977332say something funnier than adam
>>201977373obviously that's not possible
>>201977352She left for work, not joking
>>201977354>>201977379c l e h t a n k
>>201977379Shrrroooomba!Snail Man No!!!*brrrrrrr*
can't all these claire posters go to /bant/?
>>201977329Well we'll, protective taylor keeping her man's lustful gaze from those demons.
waiting for taylo stream
Who's the most fashionable person in the Tank and why is it Jet?
>>201977412because he's fitted, bitty
>>201977400They will once the season ends.
>>201977406Why does she eat like an alien that has never eaten before?
>>201977392and Jet let her go?there's no reason to watch this show anymore...
Havent been able to watch any streams because im too occupied with this goranian dog shit. Can we have atleast two weeks before s3?
Reposting Fishtank music. Who's the best artist? Who should collab?>Jethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUlPHQqEW4Q>Tacxinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP5VdO7qII8>Sylviahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPzffg66uDo>Clairehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8kAqmWB4hU>Bexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmgIwk04L7I>Samhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlmqZ9HRhko>Bex's Grandmahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNp2okspKOo>Vancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vudrBzOKgWg>Taihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxaknmfr1Wg
>>201977400there are literally more Letty/taylor posts in this thread than there are claire lolstop crying
>>201977424imagine...
man I didn't even know Juliana was a freeloader since she lived like a fish and won most the challenges she did, disappointed she's gone. the Ratto was my favourite by far, anything that comes now is just going to be gay boring slap fights and Gregnent.
>>201977451Fuck yeah Claudia can hawk-TUAH on Letty/taylor’s assholes and shove her nose up into them thangs!
>>201977447yeah all this sucks
Greg asexuality status?
>>201977425Taylor is possibly the most autistic person to appear on Fishtank. People notice it less in girls
>>201977447Sylvia > Vance > Bex > Tai > Bex's Gran > Claire > Jet > Tax > Sam
>>201977479He’s a tranny in waiting
Where is everyone?
>>201977486The autism claims in here are so cringe and actively ruin the show. I’m not even kidding.
>>201977403Taylor knew Abi would be there
>>201977479respectfully, non-existent.
>>201977486You are just a retarded parasocial simp that's invented a personality for a cute girl you like on your screen. Makes me sad to know that you're someone's son.
>>201977447damn sylvia's stuff is really dogshit
>>201977447>Josie and Lettyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX-IaZQDmDUalso joeyy tsar bombas everyone but he had nothing to do with fishtankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YaO0ZC-B-8
>>201977470>man I didn't even know Juliana was a freeloaderShe's listed as a fish.
Tbh I know the haley wins thing is funny, but I don't want her to get anything out of itstill gonna keep haley gang posting
Claire hasn’t been the same since the night of the fake out ending.No pringles manNo drunkNo shit testing productionNo hawk tuah No odd bod simpingNo video gamesI thought her liking Roblox, Taylor Swift and Doja cat were the bit not the other way around. It’s so over
>>201977519She was a freeloader that was scheduled to leave for the 29'th, because that's how much time she could get off work.
>>201977513bit harsh?
Nick Rochefort + Alex Schultz >>>> Sam + Jet
>>201977447Do any of these "artists" play an actual instrument?
>>201977479He’s sexual when he ask him to act like an animal or dress up like a woman
>>201977513somebody's upset lolit'll be ok
greg looks so retarded from this angle
>>201977515>also joeyy tsar bombas everyonefax, gout is iconic
>>201977470>Audio was improved a bit within 20 minutes of pulling her downstairs since she actually works in audio
>>201977425she's autistic
I've been busy the past few days what's been happeningI still want to fight Claire. It's mostly sexual
>>201977549Jet and Sam play anyone who's ever paid money to this Fishtank shitshow
>>201977542Then why is she listed as a fish on the site? It doesn't make sense.
>>201977577Turns out she’s just a normie that actually hates me.
>>201977513So you're also autistic huh. I guess you and Taylor have that in common. Do you have a stream I can watch?
>>201977549Vance
>>201977406Reminder that she never moved around like that on season 2, she's just emulating TJ.
I feel sorry that taylo lost her dad :(
>>201977630you retarded or smth? thats like 10 years ago
>>201971467You are pathetic
>>201977534I want her to win with no prize just before the most brutal rugpull ever that all her support is astroturfed
>>201977541Fuuuuck yeeaahhh Claudia can hawk-TUAH a fat globule of phlegm onto a man’s asshole while Doja Cat and clips of Claudia and Bliccy drunkenly wailing Taylor Swift together play in the background simultaneously until her nose passes through the interior donut sphincter of the man’s asshole and get her nostrils deep inside his fluffy rectum to scrape a biological sample from that thang!
>>201977596How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
The girls lecturing greg about israel/palestine while he's trying to play halo was one of the best bits on fishtank.
>>201977652I would say the same if I started watching fishtank two days ago.
>>201977549claire said she plays piano
>>201977447prolly bex though i'm not sure what these 'mixers' actually do.sam for 'comedy'.claire is shockingly shit.vance is embarrassing, we all know who ariel and maus are. what was that nigger thinking?
>>201977640She already knows that, retard. The biggest rugpull would be to reveal to Claire all her supporters are indian.
>>201977671Claudia can hawk-TUAH onto a Catholic piano instructor’s asshole and shove her nose up into that thang!
>>201977637That’s what I mean when she was young
>>201977614Her manufactured/put on for show personality+mannerisms and her crew always posting about her saying the same shit over and over have been annoying.
>>201977713bros an unironic schizofrenic
Reminder that all he did was reach out to Sam to edit his videos for free a few years ago as a nobody poor white trash fan and now he's his protege and has a multi million dollar show and lives in a mansion with all his friends. What is your excuse?
>>201977596do you think zoey and bliccy are contestants too? The Ratto was just the first freeloader that has actually had the full Fish experience
I think it's cleh who the real winner is.
Claire>most mentions>makes /ftl/ fags seethe post to the point of obsession>not brownWhy wouldn't I like her?
>>201977549The only artists have been JC (classical music training) and Cole (guitar legend)
>>201977447>Chris Lynchhttps://youtu.be/iV-mojb0X3M?t=1881
>>201977732Jet had damning info about Marky and the other e girl that Sam fucked.
>>201977740Go to bant
very wholesome big chungus moment
the rest of bitchtank should just be shadi beating the shit out of haley
>>201977424I plan on just stopping entirely, or at least until next season (never)
>>201977732>has a multi million dollar showIt was after season 1. now it's a multi thousand dollar show.
>>201977740If you observe the shape of her lower lip and her nose you can see that it was all designed for the express purpose of shooting globs of phlegm onto men’s assholes before pressing the nose into that surface until it breaches the bullseye into the interior ring of the sphincter.
>>201977549You’re not going to be make any real music without understanding music theory, which still makes you a musician.A lot of the great composers we talk about literally couldn’t play an instrument either.
>>201977765And Claire scissoring with Abi
>>201977740What's with her teeth?
>>201977541>shes already forgotten about oddbod>oddbod has fprgotten about her too
>That one super angry weirdo that sits in Fishtank threads and gets mad if anyone discusses Fishtank contestantsFor what purpose? Are we only supposed to discuss decor?
>>201977445sam is too money hungry to have a break
>>201977794They'd be perfect for each other, both sitting around doing nothing all day.
>>201977765>modern fishtank fans want a fat black woman and a jew to win over a racist latinaFishtank and MDE have fallen
>>201977233Women should not have responsibilities, they should be relaxing pampering themselves and doing easy chores
>>201977671>claire confirms shes good with her fingersOh?
in a better alternative timeline, they offer juliana some money to take more time off work so they can make her a real fish and the final two be her and claire. shadi and haley is just going to be the same 3 lines repeated by each then slap fights. boring.
>>201977799Talking about the fish in the tank is fine it's when you stalk them off the tank that's cringe and deserves to be in bant
What happened with Ronnie yesterday? How did he leave?
>>201977412Keep sending those vertical bar tts and advance the culture! Jet it up!
>>201977799only deranged simps talk about contestants, real fans are more focused on Jet fucking up constantly.
>>201977760I think what makes Bex so appealing is that she genuinely seems like one of the least autistic/mentally ill women on the Fishtank, schizo brain aside
>>201977792She rich kid teeth. Nice and straight. Very wide palate too. Lived in a good clean ventilated house and ate healthy foods when young giving her a healthy immune system, so no stuffy nose and mouth breathing. Probably been mewing her whole life.
>>201977742this
>>201977837you'd have to pay me a grand to wear that gay shit. jet is retarded
>>201977479he rejected bliccy's explicit requests for sex twice
>>201977813he thinks latinxes are more american than blacks and jews. zoomers are doomed.
Which Gaylo game is Greg playing?
>>201977857They look fucked up and yellow.
>>201977834>thinking having more money on hand means you dont have to come into work>thinks jobs will just let employees not come in because they got money for the day elsewhereTell me youre a neet without telling me youre a neet
>>201977845It's actually because her tits are so ugly she seems attainable to the losers watching the show.
>>201977843Undeniably true. We all think the show has potential and it’s squandered by production.
>>201977873>ZoomersHey Cryo
>>201977881Yellow is a normal color. Her teeth are straight. White is more of a chemical and genetic thing.
>>201977845Social retards here will never understand the concept of personality.Their brain can only compare “simp”
So did the science bit ever lead to anything or did they forget?
Reminder Bex canonically had diarrhea last night
>>201977541She stopped trying once Hayleigh went after her.
>>201977799at first I thought the simping was just funny shitposting but some anons here seem to be actual incels in love with clairethey take a comedy show too seriously
>>201977917>Yellow is a normal colorIf you smoke a lot and never brush your teeth, yeah.
>>201977890None of these bdp autist hoes have a real job they have part time or gig jobs that they can come and go whenever they want it's just a factor of not getting paid
>>201977845That’s cause we see her 5 minutes a day. She dropped the whole bitch character for bitchtank as well.
>>201977765still waiting on the beating trish movie sam promised
>>201977688Claire has potential. Needs to hangout around actual musicians and not depressed phony losers.
The beautiful Abi and her beautiful boyfriend!
>>201977944No yellow is normal if you don’t use fluoride and peroxide on your teeth. Eat some crest.
>>201977941I hope Claire gets Tay's old fanbase, she deserves it. Tay and Jimmy(after Juliana rejected his advances) love Claire, it should show you how fucked up she is if those two freaks like her.
>>201977972she doesn't
Jet fumbled it hard again
>>201977947>part time or gig jobs that they can come and go whenever they wantKek. Thanks for honoring my request, neet
>>201977973Abi’s boyfriend’s body is fucked up look how skinny his legs are compared to his torso
>>201977972isaac is a musician!
>>201977447vance's song is kind like ariel pink, i hate the wigger shit from trex and jet,, zero musical talent or creativity. i didn't listen to bex, not a fan of dance techno music
>>201977996Remember the first day or so when Claire and Haley said they got along with each other the best
>>201977944>t. fluoride brained american
>>201977973stop fucking posting this!!!!!!!
>>201977973Ex boyfriend soon. The Clabi affair will be so intense he will feel threatened and not think it’s cute, because Claire doesn’t like him. Abi will choose Claire over the ogre
>>201977941it's truly the worst part about fishtank.also why can't these freaks just stay on bant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUlPHQqEW4Q
Will these threads be banished to the depths of /ban/ once the finale airs?
>>201977233When did she say she vomits every day?I think that gels with my armchair psych diagnosis of her severely masking her ADHD and having an anxiety disorder about being helpless and dependent, which rectifies her intelligence with her neetdom, lack of a license and attachment to the first male retard that will point her in a direction.
>>201978036I haven't used fluoride products in over 10 years and filter my tap water. Claire just needs to brush her teeth and get braces.
>>201978062Most likely, unless Jet does something retarded and pulls [Another gimmick]tank out from his ass
>>201978036It's hilarious that Brits actually defend their rotten teeth lmao dentists aren't even that expensive if you are getting checkups and cleanings regularly
>>201978062We need to make a new bant thread where you can’t post pics of Josie, Taylor, or Betty.
>>201978044Abi feels trapped in her relationship because of all the help she has received since her grandparents died from her bf's family. Claire is her opportunity to claim lesbianism as an escape from her current predicament. After she has a fling with Claire, I will step in to save her.
>>201978058IT'S YO BOI JET WHAT'S UUUUUUUP??? YA FEEL ME?
>>201978035I think Claire said she disliked Abi the most and now they are in love, life is amazing sometimes.
>>201978062Yeah, Clairetroons are the new Taytriots.
>>201977941sorry that everyone isn't asexual, greg
>>201978087Are you retarded lmao? A dentist keeps your teeth clean and healthy. Slight yellowing isn’t a sign of dirty teeth, it happens naturally, which is why you need fucking chemicals to prevent it.
Hey guysDid you knowThat umm..Jet is a cutie pie? :3
>>201978112there's probably a lot of overlap from former tayjeets
>>201978097>Help woman>She wants to leaves youWhy are women like this? Maybe Jimmy should have hit her more.
>>201978083Her teeth are fine. That one photo has a fucked up focal length and the lighting in the cell is fucked.
>already destroyed the house before s3 even startedwe aren't getting s3 this year, are we?
>>201978080she said at some point she was puking several times a day, taking advil and on antibiotics after going to the doctors. She just got sick. Also said she wast puking anymore
>>201978135His fault for trusting a woman willing to race mix
>>201978135Because he’s an ugly fat freak. Would you not try and looksmax if you had a girl like Abi. Atleast lose some weight.
>>201977930What she meant is that it riled up shadi and haley and made them violent. What a way to publicly expose yourself as a shit obsessed weirdo lol
>>201978140It’s 3 small rooms in a literal mansion. They will be fine lmao.
>>201978165abigail looks like a literal alien, though.
>>201978140Anon, seasons are over. Welcome to Fishtank 365.
>>201977825"Fingering" is the correct term for playing the piano. how about it, thats the same thing i want to do to her.
>>201978140Bitchtank is in a guest house not the main one.
>>201978160
>>201977972she has terrible taste in music and everything else desu
>>201978140Don't worry they'll do last minute fixing the same day season 3 starts, and the website wont work.
>>201978165Abi looks kind of weird, I can see why people think she's hot but I don't. Her face looks weird, maybe it's the hairline on the top of her head.
>>201978151Damn. She shouldn't let Sam shit in her pussy so much.
>>201978180But seriously what was this?
>>201978199shitskins are scared of aryans.
>>201978217
does bliccy have an instagram
>haha shhh shhh everyone we're gonna TROLL this woke fat girl>Hahaha ok shut up turn off off the revenue generating tts and ad screens TRUST ME THIS IS GOONG TO BE SO FUNNY!!>haha ok guess what NOW SAY NIGGER AND MEAN THINGS HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT SHES BEING SO TROLLED RIGHT NOW HAHA TTS ON SALE TOO LETS MAKE HER SO MAD>Hmmm not going to stay or react to anything huh too mad? Lmao>No-no you can't just leave p-please stay well drive 3 hours to get your medication no please just one night>OK Uber will be here in 10 minutes...
>>201977972she has no potential because she's very lazy and will only get stupider, she's going to go through 6 bpd personality transitions in next 2 years
Has this ever been brought up again?
>>201978083Brushing doesn’t remove stains from coffee and smoking. Cosmetic dentistry is necessary for most people to keep their teeth white with modern diets.
>>201978236anita_soars
>>201978222I'm white and blonde girls are usually my favorite, Abi just looks strange. Maybe she has a medical condition or something.
>>201978238their “nuclear option” was just a note that said nigger
>>201978112I mean that'd be the like 5 unironic hayjeets out there but sure
>>201978247Wow, holy shit kek. They look nearly identical, just a slightly different nose.
Which Fish would make the best Mother? Besides Sylvia, of course.
>>201978191I dated a girl who played the piano. Gave wicked handys. Claire is so talented
>>201978313TJ
>>201978317No you didn't, no she didn't
>>201978308The Tayjeets do whatever Tay tells them, Tay hates Haley for doing her thing on Season 2 but way better and without crying.
>>201978313Trish probably
>>201978238It’s legitimately pathetic at this point lol.I hope they actually understand what a disaster the past few days have been and aren’t just doing mental gymnastics back there
>>201978138Reminder that Claire is>Smart>Funny>Chill>Cute face>Nice fit body>Doesn't have tatoos or piercings>Doesn't cut herself>Doesn't burn coal>Has a private ig with 160 followers(or atleast used to)
>>201978333>unnecessary seetheWhy
>>201978313None of them would be good, but out of all of the actual fish I would think Trish.
>>201978336>The TayjeetsThere's plural?
>>201978313Abi
>>201978353I like her Central European casual milfcore style the most.
>>201978313Shadi. I want to give her white babies that still kinda don't like right
>>201977941It's grim
Is Claire Italian?
>>201978336She's cried a couple times, you can hear it in the makeup room because she'll go off to "shower" or something.
>>201978362Stop making up stories to impress 4chan
i still don't get what claire did to get the reputation as one of the best contestants in fishtank history who should have been rigged into the final two. i actually like her and think that anyone who personally dislikes her is probably a miserable loser, but she also burnt out quite a while before being eliminated and obviously was never gonna go on the offensive or take actual measures to defend herself. at least shadi is feisty, although annoying and fat.
>>201978353Also doesn’t like rap. Very rare for zoomer white girls. Protect Claire.
>>201978336How do women expect us to accept a female president that will cry all the time over every conflict they face (even the ones that are made up in their head)?
>>201978469Anyone who disagrees with you is just in love with her
>>201978469Reminder that Claire is>Smart>Funny>Chill>Cute face>Nice fit body>Doesn't have tatoos or piercings>Doesn't cut herself>Doesn't burn coal>Has a private ig with 160 followers(or atleast used to)
>>201978469Forget it anon, it's Simptown
Greg just woke up to another day of dying in halo.
Attention. Claire is awake
>>201978469She burned out quick but she still burned one of the brightest. All the good ones do.
>>201978125Piss off, faggot.
>>201978455>it doesnt happen to me so it cant happen to youIt matters not whether you believe me or not. Stay mad virgin
>>201978373Brocklands and Wes, yeah. Her two top paypigs have been simping.
>>201978469You’d have to go back and watch the first week. Most of the funny quotes in the ritual post came from then.She just had a lot of funny one liners/fake stories that somehow fooled everyone, which made them even funnier to those who recognized what was happening.
>>201978527Dont forget. Flawless eyes (glass filled)
>>201978502I just want a black woman president so we can just get it over with and have it not be a white woman.
>>201978453>this means abi is still cryinggrim
>>201978469The main draw for Claire, and most other popular fish, is her ability to engage with the audience in a way that seems natural. I noticed it last night while she was cleaning the lab. Whether TTS were coming or not, she was talking to the audience. It wasn't particularly interesting, but she was engaged and filling the air. Greg does this, albeit he dances and does impressions more than just talking. Haley does not have natural conversations with the camera/audience, she is either hiding or screaming "Haley gang!" Shadi is similar. This is the main attribute they should look for in future fish. You can look back through the most popular fish and they interact with the audience in a way that seems natural.
>>201978519I wish I wasn't in love with her I've never simped for girls online and it hurts also:Reminder that Claire is>Smart>Funny>Chill>Cute face>Nice fit body>Doesn't have tatoos or piercings>Doesn't cut herself>Doesn't burn coal>Has a private ig with 160 followers(or atleast used to)>Doesn't like rap
>>201978597I miss the early days
>>201978469She earned it early on with clabi, but after being told she was the most popular and getting coddled on her birthday her confidence skyrockets and became the top bitch on bitchtank. Only haleys mental breakdowns are even bitchier
>>201977837>NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE 25 AND HAVE ENOUGH DISPOSABLE INCOME TO SPEND 1250 ON A PAIR OF SNEAKERS>I'M 38-45 AND STILL WORK RETAIL HELP ME
>>201977941>not falling in love with every girl you seelow test, possibly gay
>>201978573You do this every thread dude. You make up these stories and I'm finally calling you out. You have never been touched by a woman stop this delusion.
where the fuck is everyone?
>>201978636What are you, severian?
when the friggin HECK is trish streaming!!!!!!
>>201977837This nigga buying $1k shapeups.
>>201978641>You do this every thread dude>anon thinks he can differentiate anonymous posts over hundreds of threadsReal schizoposting hours
>>201978587>This is the main attribute they should look for in future fishThis is one of the main attributes all reality shows look for. Nobody wants to watch contestant that just sits in silence 90% of the time.Hopefully Fishtank realizes this sooner than later.
>>201978648Greg is gaming. He's bad at Halo.
>>201978581This is how it's going to go down. We're gonna have one token woman president to just check the box for history books and pat ourselves on the back and there will never be another woman president again. Even women don't want a woman head of state deep down.
>>201978404I think it's more loungecore stripewave tbqh
If I become a wigger, will racist e girls want me? I want them to want me.
>>201978681typeblind autist
>>201978648
>>201978313Not Fish but clearly Bex, too bad she missed her chance age wish
>>201978527>This is gaaaaay!Cutest shadi moment desu. She was definitely getting a little turned on by Claire’s relentless sexually charged attacks using her as an oddbod body substitute.
>>201978655Trish has a very pronounced forward may tilted pelvis. That’s why her ass and stomach look so large.
>>201978709I want to come on bex big nose.
>>201978527I like abis reaction in the mirror
>>201978587Shinji was 1000 times better at that than greg and dumbbitch and look what they did to the boy, he made tge season, left with nothing, betrayed and back kamvon the streets of tokyo
Question for anons>You see a pretty girl>She catches your attention>You gather courage >Panicattack.jpg>Go up to her give her a compliment and ask her out coffee>She agrees>Meet up with her, she gets in your car and you see she has cutting scars>All of that for nothingWyd ftl?
>>201977233She was sick the whole time had nothing to do with getting a job
>>201978704You need to be an ironic wigger thats behind so many layers that it sometimes makes you an actual wigger but you can just laugh it off as joke if want (it's not though)
Do the wiggers actually work out?They look like shit.
>>201978770Cutting myself
>>201977274Funny file name
>>201978353>Dunning-Kruger>Obnoxious>Histrionic>Fucked up Medmutt Face>Doughy uninspiring body>No tattoos or piercings yet>She has admitted to cutting herself>Not white to begin with
>Panicattack.jpgKill yourself reddit fag
>>201978755Shinji fell off after his grasses broke. Perlsonal item
>>201978755Shinji had a large following of fans during the season, but he in no way made the season. His late night talks were cool, but the problem is they were at 3AM. He had every opportunity to carry his large following from the tank over, but he squandered it himself.
>>201978803jet is clearly baby maxing. I don't know what exercises you do for that
>>201978770Don’t commit just hit it and quit.
>>201978770>Panicattack.jpgI wouldnt know the feeling
>>201978818Shinji realized that it was a pig american unfair contest that made all his efforts pointless and stopped trying
>>201978770You are 30 years old or older
>>201978836He took estrogen for a few months to prove something to Sam. He is permanently femboy'd now
>>201978746I miss Abi her streams are okay but she needs other people with her she would make a good half of a duo. Hopefully Claire and her do something like movie reviews.
>>201978815Well I did have a panic attack right after she gave me her number, It was insane but I'm glad she gave me a chance
>>201978859Mauro’s back
>>201978859I'm 23 first time asking a girl out
>>201978630My nigger in christ, those shoes are appalling fashion victim trash for the most easily marketed dummies with cash on the planet. They're fucking ugly and will be out of style in 6 months and wearers will be cropping them out of old photos in shame. Just a manlet cope shoe for insecure fuckboys with more credit than braincells.Balenciaga is great at making retards pay top dollar to signal to everyone else that they're a tasteless retard, I have to give them that.
>>201978861Ah yes, that was part of Sam and Jet's "mentor" relationship. Just like the Ancient Greeks practiced in boylove days of yore.
>>201978770Have you tried measuring her skull?
>>201978062Season 3 starts in a few weeks.
Prove you're not a genetic dead-end.
>>201978955noooooooooooo
>>201978469Didn't try to over-act or play up for the MDE audience/Sam. The Stream Stars challenge was so cringe because Shadi, Haley, and Juliana don't understand subtlety and just tried to throw out MDE buzzwords or edginess without actually following the bit. Watching those three is like season 2 when the cast all spammed MDE memes at each other.
>>201978957Easy. I watch Fishtank LIVE and post about it on 4chan.
>>201978907>blasphemyFaggot>fashion victim, manlet cope, insecure fuckboys, tasteless retardHow about you post what you find fashionable then? Or, better yet, a fit pic?>They're fucking ugly and will be out of style in 6 monthsThey have been around for a few years now and are considered a classic
>>201978894Just remember that you and everybody you know is going to be dead and rotting in the ground some day, and that none of this really matters. Works for me.
>>201977447>>201977502>>201977515>>201977549You forgot Ellahttps://youtu.be/2IEyOph8w50?si=uXd-mdpq7PF2lBkDhttps://youtu.be/uGuhDm2MoqI?si=RvGAlTQkZipZaazBhttps://youtu.be/CnWH8gGKraQ?si=zrD-OIWxT-0zb087
>>201978062No they let fishtank threads start about a week before the season starts and continue for about a week after the season ends.
>>201978914I miss her so fucking much...
Is the showing up uninvited thing true?
>>201978969you will gorge yourself on Goran slop, yes?
>>201979005she was on under 24 hours might as well list the dudes fixing cameras' music
>>201979032Lmao Jimmy thought he was Scott.
>>201979032someone said he apparently drove duanyay to the house, don't know if that's true
>>201979032Unconfirmed but we know he tried to invite himself and he lives like an hour drive away.
>>201978955Won’t be watching. I have fishtank fatigue from the last month. I will be attempting to have a social life in August and trying to recreate my favorite fishtank moments irl.
>>201978561No :3
>>201978348what's Bliccy's story? Is she playing a character? An actor?
>>201979036What are these, baked carrots drizzled with Goran's own ass gravy?
>>201978770I'm turned on by masochists, so I'd be good to go.
>>201978981To be fair it was more Shadi trying to impress Sam but yeah they killed the joke. It could've went on way longer
>>201979051They literally included bexs grandma dummy
>>201979064Everyone who watched 2.5 has fishtank fatigue right now, even the one fully invested in this dogshit.It's going to be funny when the opening day of season 3 has 4k viewers.
>>201979032Jimmy came to the house on Saturday but Jet told him to wait for season three because they have something planned for him then.
>>201979076Yeah it’s a character lol. The more you watch the more you’ll realize how hilarious she actually is. One of the few female comedy people that actually makes me laugh consistently.
>>201977447>Damielhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxNfQ_ffNyg
>>201979124its not a character its just how she is
>>201978348Gross why is she hanging out with a fully bogged whore? Or is that a tranny?
>>201979119>Jet told him to wait for season three because they have something planned for him then.Hopefully a lie to get him off the property
>>201978587I think it’s just a positive feedback loop.>contestant is popular>contestant gets tts>contestant talks to tts>contestant feels validation from attention>contestant continues to talk out loud>contestant is seen as more relatable>repeatIt’s purely survivor ship bias.
>>201979146its a fully bogged whore named lia
>>20197914080 IQ
>>201979119So they already gave up on the "hard reset"?
>>201979170why are you telling me your iq?
>>201979064Good luck taking people’s phones away.
>>201979171A hard reset was never in the cards. Fishtank has been bringing on past contestants since season 1 ended.
>>201979093Fuck when she sat down and brought up the Jews it was so fucking cringe. Haley has the subtlety of a skidding 18 wheeler with a drunk driver blasting the horn. At least Juliana seemed to dial it back after her "we women can't game right everyone?" was obvious bait.
>>201979165nah haley has constantly gotten tts and she's never done anything less retarded than haley gang, the shitty dance, shaking her head or saying something about haters
>>201979076>>201979124Bliccy is just okay
>>201978587yeah this sounds about right. i guess my preference tends to lean towards a contestant who i find likeable, entertaining, and who also isn't afraid to get into the fray and stir shit up. i don't think claire really thrives in the chaos of the tank, she came across like she was genuinely miserable. i think she's mentally tough for taking the abuse, but ultimately i'd rather see someone who fights back. but also shadi sucks so i get not rooting for her. i wish letty was just a permanent fish because so far none of the fishtank girls, or guys for that matter, since season 1 have been quite as well rounded as her to me lol.
>>201978313taylor
>>201971421bliccy has been fucking hilarious during Bitchtank, her staying one night can be added to the list of screw ups for Season 2
HALEY GANG WOOO!!!!!
>>201979064Nice
Why did Greg stop playing?
>>201978950I wish Q didn't sperg out so quickly
>>201979232sounds like you’re having a gender moment
>>201979228Haley is a special case of breaking the loop by not feeling any validation from getting attention. She is a very troubled low iq young woman.
>>201979273Never Let "sowwy" Take Root.
>>201978999Go jack off with your moonrover clown shoes if you love them so much. Nice work getting yourself fleeced for a grand for some fucking running shoes to walk around in, I bet you're the coolest fat kid in the Walmart.Paying a lot of money for something doesn't prevent you from looking like a fucking idiot.
>>201979139betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVW5tmXiaDc
>>201979064>Won’t be watchingYeah, you probably have a lot going on your personal life. A job, friends and a social life, maybe even a gf or wife and some kids to take care of. Right?
sex with claire
>SHOUT OUT 4CHAN>Thanks for the cig bro.
>>201977270this is literally a mirror of s1 days and it's hilariousThe weekend thread before s1 threads were sent to bant were anons were freaking the fuck out that letty and jossie were partying with the wiggers was the lowest point of this board I swear. Can't wait to see what happens this time.
>>201979322hes trying
Bitchtank was a massive flop. Bloodgames could have been decent if the cameras worked consistently, jon stayed and Basecamp audio wasn't atrocious. Dave is an aronist and deadbeat dad who deserves no pity.No more miniseasons
>>201978587just doing this puts you above a ton of other fish
>>201979322the fact that you see “a job and friends” as some crazy situation says more about you than it does him lolfrog poster
>>201979369Who hasn’t tried. It’s worse out there then it is in here. Atleast the thread makes me laugh once in a while.
>>201979377>Dave is an aronist and deadbeat dad who deserves no pity.that's why it was funny though
>>201979377>TJ posterI agree though no more miniseasons
>>201979306I invited you to post what you find fashionable and you didn't, so is it safe to assume that you wear a comic book t-shirt and khaki shorts most days? Why are you so wound up over what other people do with their money?
>>201979377Nope they're doing more miniseasons
>>201979228>nah haley has constantly gotten ttsAnon what contents of those TTS is something that she can respond to?
>>201979394you will never be a woman
>>201979076She literally underwent psychological analysis a few days ago I think a trained psychiatrist would have spotted if she was just putting on an act.
>>201979427Fishtank: Prodigy
>Jet promised investors 10 seasons>Bloodgames, The Cell, Bitchtank are separate seasons.You all see what’s going on right?
>>201977881smoker just like all the wiggers.
>>201979426Fuuuck yeah Claudia can hawk-TUAH onto your fashionable asshole and press her nose into it until it passes through into your fashionable sphincter donut ring and further into the soft fluffy expanse of your fashionable rectum! Awwww hellll yeah! Timberrrrr
Fishtank: The House of Josie
>>201979273Q was obviously suppose to be there for abi and she quit that day
>>201979458Most trannies are terminally online men.You’re closer than I am.
>>201979322I have a retard caretaking job 6 nights a week. Days wide open. Allowed me to watch fishtank basically non stop the last 2.5 seasons. Zero contact with women other than my coworkers. Have some good work buddies I hang out with after shifts and talk for a couple hours often. Was thinking about killing myself but if these deformed retarded crackhead fish freaks can choose love and life, I’m going to give a try too,
>>201979119>Jet told him to wait for season three because they have something planned for himI really hope the don't.
>>201977944>itt: pathetic simps defending yellow teeth because of their parasocial gfthis is the lowest point in /ftl/ history.
>>201979491Q didnt/doesnt like abi
>>201979273Pretty sure he paid to be there like matt
It's not funny anymore.
>>201979377Bloodgames had some fun moments. I think they could make a role play season work if they did it indoors. Outdoors is just too much for the wiggers to do well. I would have enjoyed just having the cell going without bitchtank. Never expected either to be as good as a regular season. I can understand why some viewers are worried about fatigue though.
>>201978348>>201979076>>201979124>>201979232>>201979463Bliccy is a Peter Thiel psyop influencer. Curtis Yarvin is her handler.
I had a fishtank claire dream last night... this hasn't happened since season 1. I don't like that my subconcious does this to me
>>201979499Do you sleep?
>>201979519Remember when Bliccy said Bliccy
>>201979505>parasocialI think you should use that word more
Are they actually going to do a pamper Claire challenge?
>>201979480They’re not separate seasons. He’s still using the “S2 episodes are coming before Season 3” excuse and saying these mini events are part of Season 2 lol.Which is retarded for its own reasons, but he’s not doing what you’re implying.
>>201979551They've been doing it since the start of bitchtank.
>>201979505lurk more newfag. you obviously weren't here the morning after total Tay death via hassling.
>>201978597hahaahahahhahhahhaahahhahaahahhahaah
>>201979519Explain to me why i should care who pays her.
>>201979519Yeah, she is in the NYC nuRight dirtbag circle. Same with people like BAP, Red Scare, Delicious Tacos, etc. Extremely jewish.
>>201979518if you want roleplay watch some faggot ass reddit tier dnd twitch streamhopefully never again
>>201979551That's every day.She's one of the most coddled fish in history
>>201979519proof?
>>201979499I know this nigga got ED
fishtank should never end. i can't go back now. my new life is full time fishtank viewer. it's all i care and think about. i went to a bar the other night and didn't even talk to anybody, just sat on my phone refreshing /ftl/. i'm a part of the new culture that jet has created.
>>201979539>I had a fishtank claire dream last night... this hasn't happened since season 1.The freddy kreuger of simps, she even has a striped sweater for the occassion.And now im gonna make that edit when i get home
>>201979551I hope so. I want to see haley be forced to suck up to her.
>>201979585>if you want roleplay watch some faggot ass reddit tier dnd twitch streamI'll just watch the next roleplay season of the tank. You are welcome to watch something else while it airs though
>greg knows 4chan lingo like "shitpost"it's over.
>>201979590Claire is a freeloader.
>>201979583Talmudic network sends its regards
>>201979628Anon there's mulitple facebook groups with shitposting in the title.4chan is no longer too edgy for the masses.4chan just produces slop
>>201979628If he starts saying "KWAB" then it's truly over
>>201979628it hasn't been 4chan lingo for about a decade.
>>201979628Shitpost has been reddit since at least 2010
>>201978755was gonna say, even shinji and motherfucking tayleigh ended up talking to audience way more than claire. And comparing her to letty and jossie is hilarious. None of this girls are even close. Maybe rat and it was super cringe and forced at first.
>>201977857>Probably been mewing her whole life.you simps are delusional, her chin doesnt even match up with her lips and she does not have a strong jaw. no strong bones in her face as a matter of fact, just a fat circle with a big ass beak nose.
>>201979519shut the fuck up retard
>>201979576that wasn't as bad as the friday night where jossie was partying with the wiggers lmao. YOU should lurk more you fucking s2 tourist.
>>201979609I post in /ftl/ until I pass out. I stay up all night watching cus I'm euro.
>>201979673truth nuke
>>2019796284chan memes and lingo become normie after five years, everyone knows thiswine aunts post wojaks on facebook these days
>>201979583Another knower. Thank you. Everyone here is retarded. Question do you think MDE is slated for Thielbucks? I know Nick has attended some of these dimes square events but it seems like he didn't like it
>>201979673Shes not recessed but her face is pretty flat
>>201979628i get it anon, i also like saying blatantly retarded shit for (You)s too lol.
>>201979543Yeah they’re sleeping shifts. Just have to give my retard bros their meds. I’m in some really easy houses right now where it basically only takes me a half hour to get my shit done and my guys go to sleep early and stay asleep until the next shift. Easiest job ever. Shit pay. But extremely easy to get 72 hours on the clock without even feeling like I’m even working. Basically the only job I’m willing to work right now.
Qrd on how shardi was able to get to the final 2?
>>201979703She just played the game.
>>201979609the only bar I can go to now is a vertical bar just to circumflex. Fishtank has ruined me
>>201979673Cope. Her teeth are flawless
>>201979551Make Claire cum challenge. Timed for who can do it the fastest
It's time to admit that Haley is the Clairetank GOAT. >Unaffected by being dogpiled like Letty>Unintentionally funny like Jon>More violent than Tayleigh>Hassles better than FrankEvery season of Clairetank would've been better if Haley was in it.
>>201979718*pawade da gwame sowwy
>>201979689Euro here too, I went to sleep at 11am and woke up at 7pm for the entirety of S1, S2 and bloodgames.This sucks so bad I'm actually waking up at 7am now.
>>201979377I agree that Bitchtank was mostly a flop and that they probably shouldn't do miniseasons, but I liked Dave and Bloodgames was fun despite its problems (Jon's departure was indeed a big loss, however).
>>201979696>Another knowerEveryone knows this stuff, you arent special
>>201979745>im sowwy
Strawberry fields status?
>>201979696>Question do you think MDE is slated for Thielbucks?If not already, then they probably are vying for them. I think they already met with some financier that was either Thiel himself, or Thiel adjacent. If they want it hidden, I would keep an eye on who buys the old Fishtank houses.
Which fishtank star drinks a warm glass of milk and proceeds to honk-shoe mimimi with a cartoon snot bubble coming out of their nose!?!
>>201979742I only hope she stays public so she can be lolcowed for eternity
>>201979703She won the competitions
>>201979628Wasnt he straight up showing jet a webm from the thread last night?
>>201979783letty
>>201979783>honk-shoe mimimiThis along with "psspsspss" are my least favorite normie memes.
>>201979786She'll actually get the Letty treatment, going from hated to loved by everyone.
>>201979752that's card core.
wish we still had ip counters. llm based stylometry,etc just hits different.
>haley knows obscure internet words like "based" and "mog"why did nobody tell me this girl was one of us?
>>201979583What is she being hired to influence exactly? My dick?
>>201979742I can’t look past her fucking scott
>>201979673She looks like an ancient near east statue. Nubian features. Maybe not some euro centric ideal but to claim she’s recessed is absurd.
Happy Wosie Wednesday for those who celebrate
>>201979824I'm omw to your house to come kick the shit out of you.
>>201979824she's been a 4chan pick me since day one. Wonder if that's why people hate her: she is a mirror of the fanbase.
>>201979822Get fucked fag I'm going to samefag forever
>>201979824>haley knows mog>why didnt anyone tell meJust now tuning in?
>>201979825Yes
>>201979846do it in bant, the flags make a case for removing this shit out of /tv/ forever
>>201979835here's her family name distribution map
>>201979824I heard her say "meme" one time too/ourgirl/
>>201979855Women are grotesque
>>201979835Yeah she just looks Med
>>201979583how do you join said nuRight rich circles?
Insider here, while Cleh was taking a nap and nobody was around by her and I, I managed to smell her butthole.I'm pleased to announce it it smells like roses and daffodils, with very minute hints of macaroni and cheese, but very floural forward. Now my testosterone is going through the roof, the scientic community cpuld really stand to gain something if they isolated Clehs butt pheremones.
>>201979866>usa is a dark orange HOT SINGLE CLAIRES IN YOUR AREA
>>201979825yes actually. don't you love a based girl like her? she wants a technocracy???? So do I OMG I LOVE HER.
>>201979846based me2
>>201979855>bimbopickingupabook.jpg
>>201979879lol not everyone in that picture is a woman.
>>201979881Mid you mean
>>201979866Italy is mixed race with near east from the Roman slave trade
>>201979703Claire and Abi are retarded, also Haley mogs.
>>201979742She *genuinely* is a psychopath and I love it.Her mental cocktail of paranoia, wrath, pride, and delusion make her the perfect fishtank monster heel.She's the top bitch
>>201979886Make a dissident rw twitter account and get like 20k followers
>>201979812she's too genuinely unlikeable and ugly to ever be loved like letty is, but she did manage to force the chaotic tank atmosphere into what was supposed to be a chill fun mini-season with no stakes, so i could see people begrudgingly respecting her for that. she's definitely the most effective villain in fishtank history.
>>201979886Have gay sex
>>201979830>can't stop thinking about Scott's dickGrim
>>201979910Yeah that too
>>201979916She sends Shadi to production every day now.I can't believe what a firecracker she is.
>>201979922you have to be detached and ironic thoughjon's pal nick fluintez isn't getting invited anytime soon
Why does Greg always complain about his muh reputation yet he keeps coming back to fishtank
>>201979866no Claire's in Australia... I hate it here.
>>201979952You also can't talk about jewish influence.
>>201979966Because he works at a gas station.
>>201979901OOHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO NOOOOO NOT A TECHNOCRACY!! MUCH BETTER TO LIVE IN A COMPETENCY CRIS. AT LEAST TEH RIGHT WING DIDNT WIN AMIRITE
>>201979967You have to leave the house and get off disability, anon.
>>201979952>you have to be detached and ironic thoughNo, you just have to put any criticism of jews/zionism on the backburner
>>201979952No there are plenty of non ironic people that are in that sphere, fuentes just has a different aesthetic and worldview
>>201979966His fishtank reputation hinges on him not being a chud
Will you be watching greg's streams after this? He's on youtube and twitch.
>Abi left because she thought Jet brought Kato in to replace herThis bitch is crazy
>>201979952Nick the spic came out as a brat.
>>201980004YES!!!!
>>201980004No, of course not. Greg is only entertaining to me in the tank.
>>201979981Technocracy is anti human.
>>201980023shocking
Bliccy was touring Europe at 16 ama. Her dad works on Wall Street
>>201980035>Technocracy is anti human.basedTechnocracy it is.
>>201979983nah too hard
>>201980023Murdoch Murdoch vindicated once again.
Is it weird to say I've enjoyed season 1, 2, 2.5 and 2.75?Other than the occasionally boring moments during the mornings or day time when nothing is happening, I don't have much to complain about.Am I in the minority here?
>greg expects halo npcs to be of real help.
>>201980074I feel the same way
>>201979783Ben
>>201979976>>201979985Probably biggest barrier Sam won't get Thielbucks. That and he is too known. Nick could have gotten Thielbucks if he was solo and detached from MDE
>>201980067I still think about them on a daily basis>those damn (((European-style socialists)))
>>201980074They all have their pros and cons. Season 1 was the most unique and novel so I can see why people like it but I personally didn’t.
>>201980074No you’re not it’s just funny to shit on it I mean what else would we be doing right now if now for the show and threads?
>>201980074I personally don't like to think about or criticize anything I consume so that I may continue to consume indiscriminately unto eternity
>>201980023I’m a brat supporter insomuch I support cute girls wearing lime green dresses. Need a bitchtank brat challenge pretty bad.
>>201980049I tried to find info on her parents. I know she is from CT. She also seemed to maybe have been married to some spic named Robbie a few years ago. She was listed in a Taylor Lorenz article under his last name.Can you drop her parents info?
>>201980074the only time i've truly been unhappy with fishtank was the last week of season 2 where there were multiple days where literally nothing happened. it was obvious frank was more chaotic than they anticipated and the fish were on the verge of a mental breakdown, so they just stopped doing stuff altogether.
>>201980074Season 1 was half fun half depressingSeason 2 was depressingBloodgames was funThe Cell/Bitchtank was fun for the first four hours (STAR POWER) and has been very depressing since
>>201980074Yes you are, Jet.
you know these threads are just bant without the flags right?
>>201980074everything was good except bitchtank since dave and the girls leftit's been pure garbage since then and I'm sure jet is awarethey just didn't have the cast this time
OPPAN CRYO STYLE
>>201980074No, but I’m fatigued now. Probably will just watch clip highlights for season 3
>>201980074Not really, no. It's fine to enjoy something like this even during the slow times. If anything it means you're optimistic and easily entertained.
>>201980169AYYYYYYY SEXY CRYO
>>201980131Carmack has said nothing wrong though. Sam is a faggot
>>201980131This is a warning sign to stay away from TRT
>>201980131Sam's glasses are fogging up, steam blows out of his ears, his mustache starts twirling around, his hat starts floating above his head
>Is it weird to say I've enjoyed season 1, 2, 2.5 and 2.75?>Other than the occasionally boring moments during the mornings or day time when nothing is happening, I don't have much to complain about.>Am I in the minority here?
>>201980074Do paypiggies really?
>>201980131remember when sam tweeted that to the health nut billionaire and he replied asking if he could take a piss on samthat was one of the only times twitter has made me laugh
>>201980208This guy has children btw
QRD on the Cryo history before he was a fishtank fan?
>>201980220need screenshot pls
>>201980239Cryo has a rich backstory.
>>201980241https://x.com/bryan_johnson/status/1715023976773439674
>>201980239half life 2
>>201980108It was such a good show. I am sad they stopped for whatever reason, but it is better than overstaying its welcome. Did you ever read MM's book he posted?
>>201980239The tale of cryo is a warning to all fishtank viewers who get addicted to this slop.
>>201979792People talk about Haley a lot, but I feel if she was a fish in a regular season, a man would disrupt her whole shtick.
>>201980131Literally a low impulse nigger response.
>>201980131Sam is such an artist guy
KEVINGANG WOO
>>201980204holy fuck you are low intelligence.
>>201980274pinotic smile of lucidity
>>201980015Turns out Abi was the new Cole all along
>>201980286>what if this?>what if that?anon, please sit.
Jet should stop treating fishtank like its something more than reality slop because whenever he tries to make it big, dramatic and meaningful it always fucks up the whole thing.
Was watching the clip of Shadi blasting Chief Keef at Haley last night and noticed that Haley instinctively did the inflatable tube man dance for half a second before throwing something at Shadi, pretty funny. Her brain is hard wired to do that
>>201980314I tested at 133iq
>likes and retweets everything fishtank related>begs all year around for attention from sam and jet>always talks about how he loves "doing it for the content">somehow gets on>leaves after six hours>goes back to his normal posting habits like nothing happenedI simply don't get it
>>201980355kwab im 196 iq
Jet is upset girls care more about their cats than letting him humiliate them for money
>>201980373
>>201980373get filtered fag
>>201980131I get that Sam's mad at Carmack for being a tiptoeing centrist but Sam's is no place to judge while the whole scene he hangs around (Dirtbag Left) is infinitely more libtarded than Carmack.
>>201980373Hes canonically the fishtank God
>>201980373Whats wrong with a man collecting Ws?
>>201980286She would be all over someone because mania causes hyper affection and horniness. But the second a production member gave her attention she would drop them in an instant
>>201980239Google Ricardo López. He's the American version of him and Sam should be very concerned
greg is playing halo on sad mode
>>201972331Reminder that MDE has a core audience of at most, 4000 people. Reminder that this isn't a reality TV show, no matter how much they shill it. Reminder that this show is no different than Sam's streams where he just sits in front of a webcam. This show is literally just webcams in a room where people hang out. There is no show. There is no game. There is no stakes. It's just people chatting and arguing and sometimes fighting in a room while streaming with webcams. The "challenges" are made up on the spot and usually involve milking the audience. MDE will never be successful due to their terminal irony poisoning and Sam's bipolar disorder
>>201980355>>201980375'friad you just got big league'd anon
What fishtank taught me is that MDE fans are brown nosers and aggressively mentally ill fuck ups. I don’t know of any other fanbase quiet as fucked in the head while at the same time not being ugly over weight 30+ year olds.
>>201980432
Qrd on cryocord
>>201980392That reads like a shitpost.
>>201980402I mean this is the same guy that rants about niggers and then cozies up to David Lucas like they're best friendsit's clear what he's doing hanging out with people he claims to hatehe'd probably blow a smelly Indian man if it would get him on Joe Rogan
>>201980449Why are blacks so gay?
>>201980392If Jet offered me a possibility to win 2000 for living in the same house with mentally ill abuela with bloated ego who will be violent towards you without any consequences i would probably just get a job instead.
>>201980392Women and their pets are fucking sickening and a sign of a completely degenerate fallen society
>>201980446you just described like half the shows on MTV in the 2000s
>>201980392One cat died is that not enough for him?
>>201980392kek. 2.75 seasons in and the little tard still doesn't consider scenarios where people just leave. they literally need a plan b for every contestant.
>>201980454It’s the cord that controls all of the other cords
>>201980462I want Sam Hyde on Rogan because Sam would be so pissed off the entire time that Rogan has never heard of any of Sam's previous work.
>>2019804902 of the feral kittens abi met died. Only 1 survived.
>>201976533It was over before it started. Pray for mercy SIDS
bored and it's the final night so I'll just spill the beans. Haley is genuinely scotts wife, they even have a daughter. Everything you've seen of her has been some weird act, even her accent. She's going to be the winner.
>>201980446There are no prizes or stakes or competitions for Real Housewives either but it’s made like billions of dollars and is genuinely entertaining
>>201980320You can suck me off tbqh
>>201980513>it's the final nightFinale friday
>>201980513Honestly I was hoping the entire thing was an act. That would be so fucking great. Very doubtful though
>>201980538nop
post garanteed ses3 freeloaders
>>201980538>FinaleHow can they top 'oh fuck we accidentally eliminated our best money making competitor?'
>>201980577
>>201980583Bring on Robin
>>201980600jej
Outsider here. I don't know anything more than you. Probably less. All of my information is readily available and public. I'll keep you posted.
>>201980538if it's indeed friday i hope they either ramp up the torture on either of them OR bring someone interesting in cause this is boring as fuck.>>201980583that was funny as fuck, favorite moment so far with Jet scrambling to the bathroom when they realized claire had the least roses in hand.
>>201980432I feel like that's true, it'd be interesting to see what happens if a man worked against her as opposed to just gassing her up like freeloaders are doing
>>201980583Actually now that i think about it, haley getting admited to kent state would be a great ending
>>201980583Hopefully by making it so dark and humiating no one there besides sam is having a good time. Then they just say "ehh haley is a bitch, you win. Heres 2k and an uber." Then the stream cuts off.
>>201980546tonight Bitchtank ends, the final two days is going to be a mr beast style challenge thing featuring past fish and freeloaders. bitchtank itself was kinda a spur of the moment thing, they're just doing whatever they can with that bit of land before discarding it
idrc abt the show but i hope the people who make edits on twitter get their heads split open
Bad as it is right now, I don't want it to end. I've become addicted to fishtank and /ftl/.
>>201980613Thank you for the update
>>201980513>final nightThe only thing spilled was your brain at birth.With that said, Scott is an adulterer and a rapist. Worst of all, he's a ginger freak.
HALEY GANG IS IN CONTROL
The poor audio quality, and barely functioning site, are a bit. Stop crying about them.
>>201980577These two
>>201980651same except I want it to end
>>201980638>featuring past fish and freeloadersnobody has flown in yet, so I highly doubt that
>>201980667>rat didn't fix it like the schizos thoughtgrim
I thought the loose skin thing was a meme but I really saw it when Haley was jumping yesterday, even through the poor quality of the cameras. She must have lost a tremendous amount of weight or given birth to twins within the last year
>>201980577This is what Abi sees every night in her dreams after her lesbian awakening.
Make sure to correctly title the next thread. This is Clairetank.
>greg reading comments out loudJET, GREG IS STEALING LABOR VALUE FROM YOU. MAKE THEM PAY FOR TTS.
>>201980667
Where the fuck is my rat
Season 1Season 2BloodgamesBitchtankIn that order
>>201980695I can't even imagine the horror that was Fat Haley.
So were is everyone?I only see Greg and Hayley in the cell?Also what did the girls do last night after tomato woman left?
>>201980752Judging by this list it seems there's a steady decline in quality.
>>201977751Chris Lynch's music sounds like the band "Left Wing Agitator"https://left-wing-agitator.bandcamp.com/track/sweinstein
>>201980513Yeah I’m sure she made a fake Reddit for years and took fake pictures for years just just for this one single troll. That would be a kino bit though.
>>201980667>Last season the wiggers really had the audacity to pull a bit on their own viewers pretending to be technically inept LMAO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXURUy5RiU
>>201977447Shan't be listening to any of that.
>>201980769Shadi is in the bunk bed in her goon caveThe rat went homeAbi is in the showerClaire is back in the lab
Peter W
>>201980793she did
>>201971534The idea there is a Delayney discord is silly. She talked a big game online but she was a background npc on the show besides the one time she got drunk, insulted Sam, then passed out in her own vomit lmao
>>201980793Scott must’ve hired someone to pretend to be his wife on his streams too, impressive comedy chops
>>201980793Scott has always been the puppet master. He has a buffet of bits ready at any moment
>>201980769I dont know about the other girls but jacob kept trying to creep closer to claire and she kept moving away from him. Cringekino
>>201980752Pretty much. I fully expect season 3 to be even worse despite the muh hard reset cope. They clearly are burned out and already managed to trash the entire place.
>>201980131he's right and everyone who thinks he isn't is a faggot
>>201980848They will probably move the start date to mid September now
>>201980828Fucking had a discord
>>201971534You dont think a drunk druggie whore couldnt fuck up her tooth?
>>201980852This post could refer the either post, you're an idiot.
>>201980613proof?
>>201980879Meg*
>>201980848The house could get cleaned in 2 days.
>>201979763>everyone knows about some random hoe
>>201980887>This post could refer the either postNo, it really couldn't, you ESL faggot.
>didn't watch last night>nobody posts about what happened last night>I don't care what happened last nightpretty grim season you cooked up, Jet.
>>201980929brown hands typed this
