>They call me Wolverine
>>202017082Jesus. It must be rough being 5’11
>>202017082Manletbros... how can we ever recover from this...
>>202017082Some kind of Wolverine-Antman crossover?
>>202017082>Huge ACK! man
>>202017106>>202017094Zoomer men are so fucking feminine, it's insane. You're all men raised and bred by women. Obsessed with looks while achieving and doing nothing.
>>202017123The word your looking for is faggots
>>202017123manlet meltie
>>202017123What's that champ? Sorry, you need to speak up, it's hard to hear you down there.
>manlets angrily emerge from their shoebox houses to yell at OP
>>202017123We were force-fed redpills by society until we understood how vain and pathetic everyone really is under all the talk about beauty being skin deep. The truth is being beautiful is being morally righteous.
>>202017123>bred by womenWas your mother a man?
>be 5’7>not insecure about it>never have an issue attracting womenY’all should try not being losers sometime
>>202017123Height really isn't just about looks tho.
>>202017082Its kind retard cause he's small but fully roided in the comics, if they are going to deepfake his face onto a manlet at least make it a turbo roided manlet.
>>202017438You either try excessively hard or were born rich. I don't make the rules
>>202017094You’re joking, but OP’s pic is unironically how every woman sees a man who’s under six feet tall.
>>202017438>never have an issue attracting womenThey are just after your lucky charms.
>>202017567Not really, I've seen pleny of dudes who are 5'9 pass as 6 feet. Women can't really tell unless it's painfully obvious.
>>202017474facts
>>202017588Dudes lie about their height so frequently and fervently even they themselves believe in their own bullshit, dudes under 5'6 will claim to be 5'7 and dudes under 5'10 claim 5'10 and dudes 5'11 claim 6'1. It's pathetic but they do it anyway.
Dudes who go on 4chan.org/tv/ and complain about capeshit actors achually not being perfectly comic book accurate-bros... Our response?
>>202017082I hate this because it's just HJ shrunk down.
>>202017438>>not insecure about it>proceeds to tell us about how he "gets" girls when nobody asked
>>202017082why would wolverine wear a deep v shirt? did disney make him a metrosexual?
>>202017082Really hope they didn't use a manlet body double for this scene.That'd just be mean-spirited and demeaning.
>>202017597if you're a manlet and won't kill yourself then you are basically going against evolution
>you literally have to be 6+ ft to be even considered human>woman will ONLY tolerate 8"+ as a MINIMUN of cock size Damn since when are so eugenic
>>202017632
>>202017082Wolverine has always been a manlet wish fulfillment power fantasy in the comics. That’s literally his entire gimmick.
>>202017777dem quads don't lie
the reaction is funny because the "real" wolverine, from the comics, was actually this short (but much wider).
>implying this is is anything newmeanwhile video games for kids 20 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxPQBCXQHBemYHgbC1m8zjqTUhihnB8vo4
>>202017787What did he mean by this?
>>202017123Exactly. And you call a nigger a dumb nigger and he will get mad because he knows it's true. You call a short person a manlet and he will be like "so"? It just makes them come off as height is the only thing they have. They tell on themselves by doing it.
>>202017082That was literally the only funny part of that movie. I went to go see it with friends, and I'm the shortest of the bunch at 5'6" and they all started pointing at me. It just so happened I was wearing a black shirt too that was kind of stretched out at the neck from work (we went right after work) and I stood up near the front and faced the audience. We got some good laughs and some girls behind us couldn't stop giggling. After the movie I even took a few selfies with them...I don't know, it was a chill Wednesday afternoon crowd.Honestly I always see "manlet" threads on here and have even met short guys irl that are like on suicide watch, but I've noticed that if you embrace it, you can be the funny short guy at parties and shit. There's like a demographic of women too that like literally ONLY go for short men; kind of like the ones that only go for older men. I like it, and nobody expects much from you. You've got to be funny and adorable though.movie sucked balls though. I can't believe they did Blade like that
>>202018091>adorableaka good lookingbut your post is trueits not healthy to make being short or bald or whatever ones whole identity
>>202018060Imagine being so fucking generation-brained you pretend zoomers are the first people to make fun of short men.Actual state
>>202018294nice projection
>>202017106That’s midget tier. I’m not that short.
>>202018701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbG05ePWRQE
>>202017123It’s true Gen z is gay as hell
>>202017525OR he actually goes outside from time to time4chan and twitter aren't real life, dickhead
>>202017082This would have worked.
>>202017082Reminder that Wolverine at one point or another has fucked your favorite Marvel waifu
>>202017438Chris, is that you, my friend?
>>2020187833/4 of those are "bisexual" women
>>202017082The cameo we all wanted
>>202018736not watching thatstill nice projection on the zoomer thing
>>202018783>>20201921499% of LGBTQs is men and women going "theoretically I could imagine someone of the same gender I'd fuck" and thereby being counted bisexual, despite having entirely straight relationships their whole lives. This is 100% true and grossly distorts any statistics. I would bet money on bisexuals outnumbered every other letter added together by an order of magnitude.
>>202017853use the new version
>>202019232>not watching thatthe cope is real
>>202017629if girls can wear push-up bras and doll their faces up I can lie about my height
>>202017525have you tried touching grass?
>>202018919She-Hulk, Black Cat, and Shanna all let Wolverine fuck them?
>>202019980She-Hulk lets anyone fuck her. That's half her character
>>20201806I... I don't know what the point is here?Saying "So?" to someone's assertive opinion is the same thing as "ur a fag lol" it makes the other person look retarded for having to explain themselves when no one gives a shit
>>202019980>She-Hulk, Black Cat, and Shanna all let Wolverine fuck them?He has standards
>>202017110He's shorter than Gimli
>>202017123unbelievably based
>>20201777790% of women who say they want a 8 inch+ dick cant even handle it lol. Just look at the size of most dildos girl use. Their holes are not that deep...
>>202020267keep telling yourself that dicklet
>>202017082Great shit.
>>202019229AAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA
>>202018783>self-identifyit's a fad
>>202019405but it doesn't have a dubs guy edit
>>202017123Millennial cope
>>202017082Why didn't they bring back Domino for a Cameo? I miss her hairy armpits
>>202020783it was either bringing her back or wesley snipes
>>202020783They run out of stunt drivers to kill
>>202017112ha never heard that one before
>>202017567Women do not understand the concept of “six feet tall” as long as you are at least a head taller than any given adult woman and not ridiculously smaller than most men around you, you are 6’ or more.
>>202019351Lol, I know a girl that came out as bisexual, but as soon as she got hit on by other women she came out as "demisexual" or some shit, just enough to escape the straight guilt but being able to turn down women
>>202017082imagine all those nerds advocating this for years, their only criticism of jackman, this is what they wanted? retards
>>202019616
isn't he canonically 5'3 but wears boots which would make him 5'5 and really wide? that looks 4'11
>>202021587yeah little buddy, it's a fucking joke.
>>202019351IIRC there are more gay males than bisexual males (bisexual males are actually very rare)but that doesn’t really matter, since as the other anon said it really is overwhelmingly female bisexuals
>>202017438Every single one of them was fucking tall dudes behind your back. Even when they told you they were breaking up with your because they were trying to focus on their career or family issues, it was because you're a teeny-tiny midget man in their eyes and whatever quality - wealth, profession, humour, being associated with someone they respect - caused them to push down their innate revulsion when you toddled up to them on that first date finally stopped compensating. I don't say these things to be cruel, but to free you from your burden of self-deceit: women are hateful, spiteful, cruel, superficial creatures who base *all* of their choices, consciously or otherwise, on perceived social status. Deluding yourself into thinking otherwise is only going to end up with your being blindsided when your one, your only, the woman you think you'll spend your life with discards you like all the rest and you can't fathom why because she was always nice to you(r face) and everyone who thinks women are monkey-branchine whores is a "loser" so it can't be that, 'cos you're not a *loser* right?It's funny, all the guys with Chadly qualities I've met see right through women and know their ways well because they spend their lives literally fucking Your Girl, but so many ordinary blokes insist on living in a fantasy world because they so desperately need to believe their crumb of pussy was earned.Nothing wakes you up to the femoid menace faster than being tall, except maybe travelling abroad with a cheatcode accent(when I did my gap year in America I got *seven* offers from holes in supposedly-committed, long term relationships purely based on having the right kind of Scottish accent).>t. 6'3"
>>202017629I spent my whole life at 5'6" and I measure an extra half inch. Just figure a little taller 6 is better than a shorter 7. Never mattered enough to cry about it.
>>202022558Lol didnt read
>>202020783They did it for me, specifically, so I can now continue to safely ignore 2 and how it destroyed my pale waifu.
>>202017629I'm 6 foot 3 and you would not believe the chaos I cause in mixed company when I say I'm 5 foot 11
>>202017587Genuinely chuckle.
>>202018091I’m not going to be the jester, go fuck off
>>202021790>very rareUh huh, sure, it was just that one time in college right dude. Piss off man, half the "gay" guys I know are bi they just don't advertise the fact because both straight women *and* fags insist they're "just closested gay men" because neither can cope with the idea they aren't the absolute sole focus of every non-gay-bestie male on the planet.
>>202022605Do you need a boost to see the screen wee man? Here I'll fetch you a stack of phonebooks to stand on.
>>202023098My dom was just from a different universe. Pale woulda been hot too.
