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The Red Kraken approaches.
King Jacaerys Targaryen First of His Name
Reminder that aegon can still have sex. He just needs to use his imagination.
>>202091707cry more
>>202091698
TAOOBA, WITH HASTE.
>>202091698the like-for-like comparison would be Rhaenyra with Jon Snow.
T H ER A T C A T C H E R S
>>202091698idk why the writers think we wouldn't enjoy woman being...human and not doormats.
NO SURRENDER, NO ILLUSSIONSAND FOR BETTER, OR WORSEWHEN THEY TURN DOWN THE LIGHTSI HEAR MY BATTLE, SYMPHONYALL THE WORLD IN FRONT OF MEIF MY ARMOR BREAKS, I'LL FUSE IT BACK TOGETHERBATTLE SYMPHONY
having dinner with my queen and adoringly listening to her drunkenly shittalk half the realm
>>202091795At least Jon didn't get like that until close to the end.
>>202091813literally me with my wife
>>202091801they probably read threads on /tv/. that would explain it.
prince who was promised
>>202091795Slander!
>>202091821>>202091698>what would you have me dothe real reason for this dialogue is because the showrunners know they need to really pound the fact that Rhaenyra's options are limited into the audience's heads so that the tragic outcome has inevitability. Cersei is an antagonist, getting them to work is so trivial that even Rings of Power managed to make Sauron watchable
>>202091119I SHAN'T. I'm a wander, a drifter, a lone wolf, a deserter. I go from general to general, thread to thread, like a leaf in the wind. But I always find myself in the embrace of arguing about the raceswapping and laughing at the rat memes...
>>202091870In the book Rhaenyra wasn't doing much because she was broken with grief over Luke, which show Rhaenyra sure as fuck isn't, and later her worst decisions are because after Jace's death she's overcome with rage and hatred and gives up on anything else, which again show Rhaenyra won't give a single fuck about because she already dislikes Jace for disobeying her. She also had a lot more options because she wasn't still injured from the miscarriage unlike the book.
>>202091834They probably don't even know /tv/ exists.
>>202091834we're talking about the kind of people who were SHOCKED that women wanted to fuck Daemonthey don't get extremely basic shit like how people like entertaining characters who do cool things
>>202091925She doesn't have Daemon on her side like she did in the book.
>>202091944She's the one who broke up with him or whatever over B&C, and afterwards she's had it pointed out numerous times that Daemon is useful and someone should go get him but she refuses because idk, it wouldn't feel good to win with his help? she's still mad he killed her enemy's child? she is insecure about having men be part of the war???
FECKLESS
>>202091870Idea with Rhaenyra is to show that no one will listen to her without her dragons. At every council they tell her use dragons and she shirks. Now she does and likes it so much that she doesn't give a shit about Jace's feelings.
>>202091768i'd fall to my knees and cry for forgiveness
>>202091970Stupid or not, she doesn't want to ask him for help. She only comes to him when she has her own "bastard army" so that they can talk as equals.
>You werent born as a Targaryen so you will never fuck and marry a cute Valaryian womanHow do you cope anon?
>>202091913It’s time you lay your weary head where you have always known it belongs anon.
>>202092031by going to lys and purchasing valyrian stock pleasure slaves?
>>202092031make gf wear a wig
>>202091698FECKLESSMONGRELRATCATCHING LICKSPITTLES
HONOURABLE LORDS, RAISE YOUR BANNERS FOR KING AEGON THE MAGNANIMOUS! SECOND OF HIS NAME! PROVIDER OF WINE AND WHORES! CARING FATHER! SLAYER OF RATCATCHERS! WIELDER OF THE DRAGONCOCK! KING OF BOTH CATS AND RATS! THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE!
>>202091994and if they actually did something interesting with this idea that could be cool but they want her to both be a selfish lunatic who doesn't care about her children and be somehow perfect and justified in it
>>202091698Ok lads. Who is the smartest character in the dance?Realistically? I'd probably say Daemon, Larys, Cregan or something.
>>202091768A dip in Myrish swamp surely would make her feel better
>>202092110Aemond is the Tywin Lannister of HoTD. > DaemonDaemon is a mad dog who is only good at wanton killing and destruction.
>>202092043God damn it, not again
>>202092110>Mushroon>Powegap>The Iron Born or Arryns for just sitting it out>Cregan
>>202092110Jace, Otto, Larys, Tyland, Viserys II
>>202092031I no longer desire Valyrian women for some reason.
>>202091698>Jace: What have you done..?>Jace:THE DRAGONSEEDS>Rhaenyra: Oh... I had them burned>Jace: IDIOT!>Hugh: Mind how you speak to your Queen>Jace: The QUEEN is my mother and my mother is a fool! She's worse than a fool! She's burnt innocent men
>>202092152Daemon is growing up and realizing how much he loved his family and how trivial his lust of power was in the end.Aemond probably hums One-Winged Angel in small council meetings.
>>202092152>Yeah... I know we need dragons but imma try to kill Aegon and by extension Sunfyre... oh, I'll also abandon King's landings to go to harrenhall.
Cant wait for autismfu to apologize to aemond in s3. She went too far
Fucking hate how much screen time is given to this irrelevant character this season. The actress is so bad, you can smell the nepotism from a mile away.
>>202092222No, I don't want to.
>>202092222can’t wait for her to die a most agonising death
>>202092222she will set him up to get killed by daemon
>>202092222>quads
>>202092160This time it will be different. You just have to bee-lieve me.
>>202092203Aegon was stupid for attacking hillary alone>aegon goes on a drunken suicide mission because muh pride>helaena wont use her dragon because muh peace and muh its all over anyways ive seen it guys>alicent literally asks her lesbian crush to kill him because he was mean to her onceAemond is alone
>>202092174
>>202092308kek
>>202092308>might as well BEE BEEheaded
>omg our daughter has been turned into a whore boohoo>SHE ALWAYS WASbased chad Jaehaerys
>>202092298Aemond should fly the fuck away from Westeros
>>202091698cherrypicking image
>>202092329>Saera became so rich that she could send three bastards richer than most Westerosi lords to troll the realm in the Great CouncilHaters gonna hate
>>202092278
>>202092344He's not even using 10% of his power.
>>202092387yeah but his family is a pack of cunts, they are not worth it
>>202092344If he just got on vhagar and moved to essos.. or maybe he should check out the ruins of valyria. At least he would deny Shitmons epic prophecy malewife sacrifice moment lol
>>202092329crazy how a WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEE is more intriguing than this plot
>>202091925>In the book Rhaenyra wasn't doing much because she was broken with grief over Luke>after Jace's death she's overcome with rage and hatred and gives up on anything elsethat's not viable tragic writing either. she needs to be responsible for her decisions even if her options are constrained. the point of the story can't be that "women are emotional" because then we're back to the Dany problem. >>202091941>cast Matt Smith >get surprised women want to fuck himI don't buy it for a single second.
>>202092376aw
>>202091698I recently rewatched the first 3 seasons of GoT (and stopped there, since it goes to shit soon after that), and I have to say that the gap in writing quality with HotD isn't a meme.Goddamn.Maybe prime D&D weren't so bad after all.
>>202092088>they want her to be a multi-dimensional characteryes
>>202091813That unironically sounds like a great night
>https://youtu.be/LDfzNSz0C8s?feature=shared16:50>"These people are MONGRELS!">audience gasps
>>202092442shut the fuck up retard
>>202092442They were heroes
>>202092233More like she's eating Hess' fanny
>>202092031>Valaryian womanWhatever.The only woman in the show I would've happily married was that chick Daemon was supposed to marry but fell off a horse and died.Forgot her name, but you know who i mean.
>>202092462how many times are you going to link this bessie?
>>202092462KEK
>>202092462>audience members are mongrelsLmao kino
>>202092462>Bastard criticising others for being bastardskek
>>202092475Rhea Royce also know as "muh wife"
>>202092475But she humiliated daemon sexually, shes into femdom and humiliation
>>202092462Imagine if he said niggers instead
>>202092522and that's bad because...?
>>202092465You don't seem to understand relative quality, yet you call others retards.Me saying that there is a quality gap between A and B, doesn't imply that A is perfect.
>>202092511>had to airbrush her because she's fugly as fuckKEK
>>202092522To dominate a dominatrix is the ultimate power play.Daemon was just too much of a cuck to achieve that.
>>202092511Would rather fuck a sheep in all honesty
>>202091698cercei should get more credit for blackwater than the imp
>>202092551literally nothing wrong with her
>>202092462>MONGRELSNo no no, you can't say the M word
>>202092173"here's the valyrian wife you ordered, m'lord"
>>202092462The Jacetrain is coming for the Americans, and it has one stop and one stop only; Auschwitz.
>>202092571mannish
>>202091698I know we all talk about what we hate about this season... but let's actually talk about what we liked from it. I'll start>Aegon obviously>A strong portion of season 2 episode 2, especially the Aegon meltdown scenes, the funeral and Otto's acting (aside from the rushed Ratcatcher scene, albeit the acting was still good)>The music>The use of siege equipment and proper banners of smaller houses in the battle of Rook's rest>Most of the Battle of Rook's rest, easily the best part of season 2>Jace's characterisation. He was boring in season 1, but seeing him call out Rhaenyra is good imo.
>>202092236Why do Targ women look a million times hotter when they're angry?
>>202092568No need to make us privy to your fetishes.
>>202092603vissy cameos. that's it ig.
>>202091798Another Otto to add to my collection. Thank ye kindly
>>202092602She has a cute little face.You're seeing men everywhere for some reason.
https://web.archive.org/web/20240803023344/https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/house-of-the-dragon-jace-not-dead-no-battle-harry-collett-1236094187/The retards at Variety posted their finale article too early, but for any doubters this confirms that there's no battle. Harry Collett went into episode 8 expecting The Gullet to happen, but nothing happens
>>202091798>>202092629FECKLESS
>>202092606>Why do Targ women look a million times hotter when they're angry?It's not just Targs
>>202092635live your truth anon
>>202092031By cowering behind the black walls, immolating infants, and jumping in fear every time I see my own shadow.
>>202092603>Aegon>Jace>Simon>Burning Mill>dragons
>>202092640LOL
>>202092640Does jace's actor read the books?
Cute
>>202092640kek, nice also harry is adorable
>>202092706he must have read some, he did great at the trivia quiz
>>202092640>“I did think this would be it for me and Jace,” Collett told Variety. “And it’s always that awkward moment of going to the script reading going, ‘Oh, I don’t know if this is the time, and am I gonna have to do this in front of everyone?’ But it got to the point where we read the last episode in the script read, and it was just a surprise. I went up to Ryan, and I was like, ‘Dude, I thought this was it? I thought I was gonna die!’>“I said to Ryan, ‘I thought this was my time.’ And he said, ‘Mate, I would have called you!’ You get something called ‘the death call,’ so you don’t have to do it at the script read in front of everybody, which I think is very nice.”>Collett adds: “So I was just stressing for no reason, but I’m so thankful that I’ve got to last a whole other season. And if I die, I die — I’m thankful to be in it anyway.”>But now that “House of the Dragon” has been renewed for Season 3, and Condal and the team are working on the scripts for those episodes, has Collett gotten that “death call” to warn him that book fate is coming back around?>“We’ll have to wait and see for that, won’t we? The death call stays between me and me only — if and when I get it.”Interesting so apparently the actors who die get a "death call".
>>202092706>Some cast members have read the books all the way through, and others haven’t at all. And I’m one of those people that have done the in between, where I’ve read synopses. So I do know what happens, but the book is a bunch of rumors, basically, put into one massive book. So things can change, as they have in the show compared to the book.
>>202092606That's how you initiate hate sex anon. Alicent did it too.
>>202092777>the book is a bunch of rumorsI swear Condal and Hess managed to gaslight everyone with this shit.
>>202092777I'm not sure if I buy it, like Ewan he seems to know way more than this would imply.
>>202092763>“So I was just stressing for no reason, but I’m so thankful that I’ve got to last a whole other season. And if I die, I die — I’m thankful to be in it anyway.”He's a CUTE.
does anyone watch this garbage anymore? i checked out when they dropped monke
>>202092031I'll just fuck a Dayne
>>202092640Oh..he really likes Ewan, cute.
>>202092763>death callThat sounds creepy ngl.
>>202092603>Aemond and Ewan’s performance obviously >Rooks rest and the way the dragons fought, how real it felt with the awful noises Sunfyre made>Costumes and armour (and the horse armour)>Set design (especially Harrenhall, I can’t wait to see Aemond there next season)>Simon Strong>Making characters I wouldn’t expect to be interesting interesting and shocking me with their actions (Jace)>Dragon design>The great writing for Aegon as a character >Larys and Otto>Practical effects (dead rat catchers and aegons burns)> Ewan nudity.
>>202092706He has only ever read the Hunger Games in his life according to the actor himself
Larys should rape aegon. He cant really defend himself
>>202092846>don't come on set tomorrow
>>202092852i can fix him
>>202092803Honestly this. Both of them seem to know their stuff there's no way they didn't read the whole book.
>My brother was a slave to his omens and portents> *becomes a slave to his omens and portents*Bravo Condal & Hess
>>202092859he only gets it up for alicent's feet
>>202092222Helaena is Team Black, like Alicent. She won't apologize to Aemond.
>>202092852>zoomers
>>202092852I don't believe him, he seems like a troll. I remember a live he did years ago and he knew many information about asoiaf, he said back then that he read all the books and he's a fan of GRRM. I'm not sure if this persona he's giving now is intentional or not, acting stupid and everything.
>>202092852he is absolutely lying he's doing the cutesy self-deprecating thing
Why can't we have a show about Shira Seastar?
>>202092881This, Aegon's foot was right there and Larys did nothing
>The Dragonkeepers numbered seventy-seven men tasked with guarding dragons day and night wherever they might lair.[1]>The guards wielded swords[3] and wore suits of gleaming black armor. Their helms were crested by a row of dragon scales that continued down their backs, diminishing downwards.[1]Or, you know, they wore homeless people rags and wielded random sticks they took from trees
>>202092540I disagree that A is better than B, retard
>>202092852Wasn't he dabbling into writing himself? I'm curious as to what he's writing.
>>202092912Yeah and in the quiz he knew more obscure stuff like house words, he's definitely read them but is trying to not act like a nerd or something. Ewan was doing the same shit even though he obviously knew dragon names from the book and other things.
Why wont they make a series about Saera Targaryen's adventures?
>>202092960Saera Does Sothoryos
>>202092763>The death call stays between me and me onlyDoesn't he mean "Ryan and me"?
>>202092960can't have interesting women, sorry brah
>>202092944If coutrse they are lying, they really know information only book readers would know. I don't get it though, why are they so afraid to admit that they know their stuff? Do they think it's "cuter" if they act dumb and clueless?
>>202092640The finale is titles "The Queen Who Ever Was". I didn't think it was possible for the episode to be any more shit, but here we are.
>>202092942Yes he said a few years ago that he writes his own screen plays.
>>202092933>Showrunner Ryan Condal explained in an episode of his podcast The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of the reason for these changes are due to budgetary constraints. They could not afford to recreate the lavish scaled armor described in the books for the first season without taking away armor for other more important characters. Once notified of the problem, George R. R. Martin gave his blessing for the new depiction of the dragonkeepers. Condal also teased that the dragonglass daggers have a specific purpose that will be revealed later on in the show.[7]GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, fuck off with this dragonglass shit
>>202092933Dragon keepers being ancient Valyrian supremacist cultists is way more interesting than them being dragon-bodyguards established by Jaehaerys 20 years before the start of the showThe only thing the book dragonkeepers do is die during the Storming. The Storming is cool because it's people fighting dragons - Goldcloaks stand in perfectly fine for the guards that get overwhelmed to get inside the pit.
>>202092944>>202092983I don’t get it either. Being an autist makes Ewan more attractive, he shouldn’t hide it.
>>202093005>screenplays written by an 18 year old who hasn't read anything other than the Hunger GamesNow I really want to read them
>>202093008You are a retard - We see the purpose during Ser Steffon's attempt to claim Seasmoke. The dragonkeepers caught in the flames cuts his throat with a dragon glass dagger - It's a much less painful death than burning, and it won't burn in Dragonfire.
>>202092983>Do they think it's "cuter" if they act dumb and clueless?yes, a lot of people do thislike, the guy is smart, he immediately got almost all the questions in the emoji game but then kept apologizing for it like it was rude to say the answer quickly when he was part of a teamthere's a real fear in people to look too smart or competent because to some people that seems like showing off or being stuck up
>>202092983Maybe it's some sort of mental gymnastics where they pretend to not know too much about the books so fans won't accuse them of not convincing the writers to not fuck up the source material. So it's easier to pretend they didn't know anything in case things go bad.
>>202093030>but then kept apologizing for it like it was rude to say the answer quickly when he was part of a teamI noticed that too and I found it weird. Do you think their agency gives these actors fake personas? Did they ask him to act cute and dumb instead? I heard things like this happen with actors who are in their early careers, they create a character and not their real self.
>>202092983do you infodump about the various houses, battles, civil wars, magic systems, religions, theories, bastards, and cultures of the world of asoiaf to your coworkers/family/friends/neighbors? normies wouldn't understand a word you are saying and will just nod blankly. i suspect that's why so as to not waste breath on a "journalist" who has only watched the show. i have a theory that acting dumb in acting gets a lot of roles, managers and directors will want to work with someone that's "easier", given that most people in charge of entertainment are nepo babies that probably can't handle an actor pushing back with their own knowledge.
>>202092859He can see his feet at any time and there's nothing Aegon can do about it.
>>202092897
did they expect us to side with alicent betraying her family and faction just because she was trying to save helaena from le evil menthey are really writing this from the perspective of modern people. not just any modern people. modern feminists. a traitor is the worst thing you can be. there's no excuse for it. if this show was true to medieval times, or even game of thrones proper, they would stone alicent in the streets
>>202093074forgot to add that this acting dumb thing worked well for marilyn landing huge roles (except for the overdosing part).
>>202092897>guy who murdered my son also kill my brother please, its your destinyfucking prophecy, its the worst thing fatman put into the story
>>202092919She doesn't actually do anything. Bloodraven and Bittersteel both wanted to fuck her, and she chose Bloodraven between the two, but that's literally it. There's no mention of her being involved with the Blackfyre Rebellion or anything else for that matter.
>>202093069it's basic "be likable and get along with everyone, don't risk appearing weird or rude" shit normal young people do I remember trying this shit in high school and giving up because it was fucking exhausting and honestly I hate most people so I stopped bothering
>>202093101That's actually true, it worked for many actors actually. It's better to act dumb than to show your real colours especially if you are just starting now as a young actor/actress.
>>202093118She also fucks other guys to make Bloodraven seethe and when she rejects others they kill themselves and she likes it. She's kind of a bitch.
>>202093096Do not vex me with a piece of fruit anon...
>animated projects/got/ is back!
>>202093114This is basically all Condal and Hess. The Fat Man told them that Aegon did the Conquest because of his vision, but that's it. The idea of it being this giant motivating for for Rhaenyra, and now Daemon and apparently Helaena as well, is all them.
>>202093160literally me
What did Helaena mean by his?
>>202093114prophecy must have seemed a tolerable element in the 90s but in the 20s it's soooo overplayed, another reason to finish things quickly before tastes sour
>>202092462I chuckled and cringed they are overacting
>>202093094>protect helaena from having to fight in the war alicent insisted on startingOnce Aemond asks Helaena to do something and tells Alicent to stop sitting on the small council they both want him dead... what the FUCK is wrong with roasties
>>202093164not if condom is involved
>>202093186>can't predict her own son's death and blabbers instead about deh rats>Prince Daemon and the dragonseed Nettles searched for Aemond and Vhagar throughout the riverlands, but were unable to find them. Eventually, Daemon travelled to Harrenhal with Caraxes, challenged Aemond, and waited for thirteen days until the sunset of the twenty-second day of the fifth month of 130 AC, when Aemond arrived at Harrenhal with a pregnant Alys. Aemond and Daemon talked briefly, and Aemond passionately kissed Alys goodbye, before the two men mounted their dragons, Aemond carefully fastening his saddle chains but Daemon leaving his dangling. The Battle Above the Gods Eye was was said to be a sight to see, as the dragonfire was so bright that smallfolk feared the clouds were aflame. The dragons' shrieks and roars could be heard from a dozen miles away. The duel ended when Caraxes came from Aemond's blind side and slammed into Vhagar, locking his teeth onto her neck. Both dragons were grappling, locked together as they fell from the sky towards the Gods Eye lake below. Caraxes's jaws continued to tighten around Vhagar's neck, biting deeper even while Vhagar's own teeth ripped away Caraxes's wing and her claws opened his belly. At the last, Prince Daemon leapt from his dragon to the other, tore off Aemond's helm and drove his Valyrian steel sword, Dark Sister, through his nephew's blind eye. A moment later, both dragons crashed into the lake, the collision sending up a gout of water as high as the Kingspyre Tower at Harrenhal. Neither man could have survived.[8][10]
>>202093114I can stomach prophecy in ASOIAF but in the Dance it's so fucking stupid. The whole point of the civil war is that two sides of one family caused a civil war because of decadence, wilfullness, stubborness, for their desire for power. A truly interpersonal conflict. Swapping some of that out with ITS YOUR DESTINY is bad storytelling in every way.
>>202093226the way women are written in this show is baffling
>>202093008>Condal also teased that the dragonglass daggers have a specific purpose that will be revealed later on in the show.They'll reveal that dragonglass can magically piece dragon scales.This will be how the Dragons are killed during the Storming, the fact the Targs somehow didn't know this or did but didn't think to use it against each others dragons will never be explained.
>>202093249It's 100% realistic
>>202093224If course they do. Most of them are fake and gay (literally) and are doing those reactions for the camera. There's no way they all genuinely support Rhaenyra, I know many of these barfags are deep down misogynistics.
>>202093289no it isn't kek
>>202092571she's cute enough, but that armor triggers the fuck out of me. Why the fuck would they even bother engraving a whole ass wall of text onto leather, just to cut most of it off. you see this shit with modern textiles and printing, but it's a retarded waste of time and resources back then when you have to pay a craftsman to meticulously engrave each rune. just fucking stupid
>>202092462Do they even know what mongrels means
>>202093118>a de-aged Max Von Sydow mounts Sidney Sweeney as Shiera
>>202093302i think its supposed to be bronze with old engravings making it magical or something, the Royce have such armorbut yeah it just looks like leather
>>202093319They should look themselves in the mirror to find out.
>>202093274>They'll reveal that dragonglass can magically piece dragon scales.That would be stupid, obsidian is glass, it's fragile, in the books it can't pierce chain mail and these daggers are no bigger than a dragon's tooth.
>>202093137This. She also refuses to actually marry Bloodraven, always stringing him along like the mega simp he was. At least Bittersteel got to move on with his life and marry.
I'm too lazy to respond to everyone but those who think that Harry is acting like a dumb himbo on purpose are right. It happens with many young actors who create fake roles/personalities at the start of their careers. Ewan is another case, he's supposed to be the mysterious guy, that's the personality they gave him. All actors have fake personas until they become really famous and don't have to pretend anymore. That's how showbusiness works.
Is grrm actually redpilled on women? He seem to know alot about female nature.
>>202093163>Jorah gives a peach to Dany when they're in the Red Wastes barely surviving>"HE WANTS TO FUCK ME"why do peaches do this to people
>>202093328looks like leather with some small bronze plates, which i do like. I just think they could have contoured the runes a bit with the shape of the armor, and not cut anything off
>>202093094>did they expect us to side with alicent betraying her family and factionI dearly hope they aren't that stupid, because if this was the intent there was no way it was going to work. Most normies and feminists already can't stand Alicent and her actions are clearly just desperation and avoiding responsibility, while anyone who liked Alicent like(d) her in part for her loyalty to her family and her honor and will see this as a betrayal of everything she stood for.
>>202093417>Aurane Waters seemed as bored as Cersei by all this prattle about septons. Seen up close, his hair was more silvery than gold, and his eyes were grey-green where Prince Rhaegar's had been purple. Even so, the resemblance...She wondered if Waters would shave his beard for her.>Though he was ten years her junior, HE WANTED HER; Cersei could see it in the way he looked at her. Men had been looking at her that way since her breasts began to bud.yes
>Beyond, the tops of the keeps and towers still stood as they had for hundreds or years, and it was hard to tell that the castle had been sacked and burned at all. The stone is strong, Bran told himself, the roots of the troops go deep, and under the ground the Kings of Winter sit their thrones. So long as those remained, Winterfell remained. It was not dead, just broken. Like me, he thought. I’m not dead either.I don’t think I even dislike the “King Bran” ending anymore after rereading this chapter. I love this little guy!Also this is up there as one of the best chapter endings in the entire series.
>>202093456she has nothing left. no values. no motives. nothing.she's just a wine mom they placed in a medieval setting
>>202093415Very accurate. The exact same thing happens to K-pop idols too with all those fake personalities and fanservive. You will never know the real personality of those people unless you know them personally.
>>202093464*force pushes you*
>>202093456It's also a massive insult to the actors. Aegon's is charming while Aemond is having fun it up and naturally will endear themselves to the viewers, who would support tedious Alicent over that
>me pissing on the greens
>>202093459This was hilarious>hair more silvery than gold>eyes grey-green not purple>shiteating grin instead of a melancholy look>beard instead of shaved face>narrower face>cleft in his chin>10/10 nearly mistook him for Rhaegar gods I want to fuck him just like he wants to fuck me
I need Cregan Stark to rail me hard until I can't walk for days.
>>202093514Only if you’re a woman.
>>202093536I'm a femanon
>>202093548okay cersei
>>202091698How do you reply to the first one without sounding mad?
>>202093550I'm not as pretty as her though... I'm mid
>Are you gonna hurt me?>No.....but I can't speak for the Bees.
>Rhanyra gives the medieval equivalent of nukes to commoners thereby undermining her own family's power and prestige>Alicent trying to betray her sons and her house who are waging warThis show is funny because they inadvertently make it clear how women don't care at all about propagating family legacies or power and they will try to ruin everything their forebearers worked for the second they have some agency.
>>202093514How much pussy do you think this guy gets? He's blessed with some good genes.
>>202093614*Hess and Condal-imagined womenOtherwise history proves you terribly wrong.
>>202093614>show unintentionally proves the patriarchy right
>>202093612beeased
>>202093612>noo not the bees, not the bees, they are in my eyes aarrrgh
>>202093633All of these young actors can fuck whoever they want, women throw themselves easier at them, it's unfair.
>>202093635Oh i almost forgot lol. I'm trans btw idk if it matters or not ;)
Reminder that Alicent betrays her son, her other son, her other son, her father, her brother, her lover, and all her allies.
I'm currently on ep 7 of HOTD 2nd seasonI gotta say it's utter shit compared to GOTHowever I thought picrel were Jamie Lannister and Rober Baratheon in some sort of flashback in HOTD lmaoThe best part is that it wouldn't be completely deranged considering the amount of dumb woke shit they've added to the series.
>>202093635Proof?
>>202093681tbf her father pimped her out so he deserves it. her lover is cringe too.
>>202093694wtf are you watching, dawg
>>202093681>save the women, men are shitty anyways!at least rhaerhae tells her to fuck off lol
>>202093715I hand't opened the webm at the timeYou can't deny the thumbnail does look like them
>tbf her father pimped her out so he deserves it. her lover is cringe too.
>>202093763When will this derangement end?
>>202093694Is that Robert Pattison
>>202092462You can really sense the>THE FUCK THAT WHITE BOY JUS SAY?!in this image
>>202093763Fat Man actually finally writes something. Immediately offends trannies.
>>202093763>>tbf her father pimped her out so he deserves it. her lover is cringe too.Which is stupid because all miedvil marriages would be considered "pimping" if that's the case. She was a noble who was expected to marry for duty to further her house's ambition. Men also have no choice but to do the same. Aemond was bethrothed to the Baratheon girl to secure theim as allies. If anything Alicent should be happy cause she was married to King. You can't get a better consolation prize than that. She attained power for herself and family that would've been unimaginable if she was married off to some random house in the Westeros.
>>202092462i think the girl in the red dress is still doing this
>>202093809this is clearly SNL, moron
>>202093694From the image I thought it was Renly and Robert
>>202093879Ridiculous
>>202093763what's the fatman's opinion on troonery? he's a massive lib but i doubt he follows all the ever changing updates
>>202093724that's the dumbest part though. she would literally end the war if she said yes. it would be over. she gave her everything.
>>202093879>her trying to handle my willy
>>202094038liberal boomers just nod to every new development of progressivism, they played the enlightened good guy character their whole life
>>202094038>he's a massive libSo's Rowling to be fair. She just really hates pissing near men in dresses.
>Androw was known to spend whole days in the Chamber of the Painted Table at Dragonstone, moving painted wooden soldiers around the map.[1]Map gaming enthusiast
>>202092462I can't wait to see their reaction at picrel scene. >"I will see you hanged and your body fed to the dogs in the street!"For some reason Ulf is acting like the victim and he's trying to be acceptable and a good uncle in this scene and Jace is acting like an asshole towards him. I can already imagine how those humans are going to react.
>>202094038I think he doesn't care too much. Probably supportive in a way that is "Oh, that's the new thing... sure, whatever" but doesn't actively consider it a thing for him to push for. He's a classic hippie
>>202094101>Ruffles the hair of the CROWN PRINCEHonestly, Jace was very merciful to let Ulf keep his hand. You can't fucking do that.
>>202094038He's a part of the generation that birthed these insane ideas, of course he just look at it and goes "hurr as long as nobody gets hurt"
>>202094071Rowling just wants to go back to 2015, the high watermark of feminism, before the ideology started to consume itself, when men had the most reduced rights in history and women the most. TERFs, British ones in particular, are just harridans
>>202094133Ulf just wanted to be a good nuncle though.
>>202094157>TERFsbut she is not a terf, she just hates trannies.
>>202094101>For some reason Ulf is acting like the victim and he's trying to be acceptable and a good uncle in this scene and Jace is acting like an asshole towards himFuck all team blackeds, but Jace was the one acting reasonable here and Ulf was the asshole. You can't just ruffle the hair of a noble like he's some little kid or something. That's disrespectful. Especially from a stranger.
>>202094163he should've washed at least
>>202094101Some of these women will probably get wet by this but for the camera they'll act as if they hate it.
>>202094101Ulf grabbed his hair and said he doesn't look like a Targaryen, if anything Jace handled it reasonably.
>>202094200He is not of sea and salt
He bore it.
>>202094133>>202094197>>202094208Ulf was just teasing him like an uncle would do to his nephew, you can't just threaten someone that you'll feed them to the dogs over a silly comment about hair. That was a bit too much and cruel.
>>202094340jace is just very insecure, hes kinda pathetic now. all the bastard jokes got to him
>>202094340>Ulf was just teasing him like an uncle would do to his nephewThey barely met and have no relationship. Imagine if some lesser noble went to the heir of France and started 'teasing' him. He'd legit have his hands chopped off. It's a grave offense and incredibly disrespectful.Now if they had some closer relationship and have known each other for a long time, it's cool. But they don't.
>>202094290He certainly bore something.
>>202094387At least he has Addam, maybe he can cope about the fact that he's not the only bastard with dark hair.
>>202094387Once again Aegons childhood jokes are the root of all misery
>>202094290HE BOAR ITBOW YA SHITS
>>202094451Yeah his bullying created two incel characters. Well done Shitgon...
>>202094451What a chad, making niggas seethe years after the fact
>>202094496Imagine the repeated school shootings that guy could have caused in a modern high school.
>>202094451That's my king
>>202094133>Ruffles the hair of the CROWN PRINCEJaehaerys is dead and Maelor doesn't exist, so there currently isn't a crown prince
>>202094451Aegon actually never made bastard jokes to Jace or Luke, that was Aemond. Aegon only admitted he knew when Viserys yelled and threatened him and Aemond put the blame on him when it was really Alicent. And at the dinner Aegon was only making sex jokes until Aemond started with the toast.
>>202094444Checked also Addam is the only loyal one, really makes you think.
>>202094598KYS usurperfag Jacaerys is the Crown Prince prince because his mother is the rightful Queen
>>202094613Yeah and Jace never had sex with Baela because hes afraid he couldnt satisfy her. Aegon bullied him into remaining a virgin. He wont even kiss her.
>>202094496it was actually aegon and jace bullying aemond
>>202092308bee-ased
>>202094663She hasn't been crowned officially yet, unlike Aegon II.
>>202094672Jace is obviously terrified of their kids having dark hair.
>>202094707Mostly dark skin because that kid will be darker than Corlys
Androw Farman incel uprising now!!
>>202094663>Jacaerys is the Crown Prince prince because his mother is the right-AHHHHHHHHH
>>202094672Or maybe because he doesn't really like her.
>>202091698One was lifted from GRRMs writing, the other was written by Women.They even threw away the very few memorable Lines GRRM did write for the Dance.
>>202094723>But how can we turn this scene into a feminist victory? - Hess and Condal
>>202094749B&C was an absolute fiasco
>>202094746Is this was divorced parents look like?
>>202094746she probably raped him on his sleep
>>202094672>Aegon bullied him into remaining a virginNah, Aegon clearly wanted to teach his nephew how to satisfy a woman
>>202093724Alicent canonically dies of winter fever two years after the Dance, crazy and naked and hating the greens>Books were given her, and needles and thread, but her guards said Alicent spent more time weeping than reading or sewing. One day she ripped all her clothing into pieces. By the end of the year she had taken to talking to herself, and had come to have a deep aversion to the color green.
>>202094746He expected a 10/10 white tomboy whos bratty and loves action, instead he got a r9k black fembot. Cant blame him
>>202094812He should've taught him under the table
>>202094720the kid would truly be of the night
Why isn’t show Jace trying to make an heir?
>>202094852he's read the script
>>202094852Hes a chud who hates mongrels, he wont racemix.
>>202094852Baela is a dragonrider and they're in the middle of a war
>>202094826yet another kino ending that won’t happen.
>>202094842KEK
>>202094826She hallucinated/ talked about her boys and helaena tho so im sure she didnt hate them. She never mentioned Shitserys however.
>>202094911So?
>>202094931>She hallucinated/ talked about her boys and helaena thoIf the show goes up to the death of Alicent (likely) this'll obviously be replaced with Rhaenyra
>>202094938>so what if one of your dragonriders is pregnant when you need everyone who can fight
>>202094852Aren't they teenagers though? Harry confirmed in an interview that Jace is 16 years old. Too young to make an heir.
>>202094983yeah also baela is younger
>>202094980They now have an immense dragon advantage and even before she can still fight till at least 3 months?
>>202094983>Too young to make an heiranon this is is not!medieval Europe. No such thing for men
>>202095004Yes, but they've read the script so they know Tumbleton rumao
>>202094997That's weird knowing how much older Bethany is compared to Harry but yes, she's supposed to be 15 years old.
>>202094983>>202094997Not too young in ASOIAF
>>202094916>>202094931In the show she hallucinates Rhaerhae coming to take her away from the stupid prison.
>>202094983Helaena was an incest baby factory by 13
>>202094460BOAR, IS IT?
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>>202095039Then she'll realise she's not hallucinating that her chud son failed to kill her then they'll run off to Lez it up in Essos for a few decades
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>>202095070Hot
>>202094975>If the show goes up to the death of Alicent (likely)nah, it'll end with her joining the silent sisters
>>202095101Mysaria, please.
>>202092934Is that why this show has characters so boring it can't even carry a minute without showing cgi dragons, while GoT went 4 seasons without them?
Now im not a liberal ... but who marries her 13 year old son to his 12 year old sister and them encourages them to have sex and make babies? Its a bit weird all things considered
>>202095163Its talk like this that led to the French Revolution you commie.
