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Daenerys does not deserve Jorah Mormont
TAOOBA, WITH HASTE.
>>202110980Yup. YUP
>>202110974
what the 7 shows are going to be about?
>>202111023Jorah is a cucksimp
>>202111130And Dany is a Dothraki slut
>>202110986I would just have to nope out of the GOT cinematic universe if they did this, out of principle. fucking hell I hate modernity so much its unreal.
>>202111023No one does, he's a wretch, a slaver, and a coward who wouldn't even go to the Wall.
>>202110974Does Aemond mog you
>>202111130And that's why he likes a girl with obvious BPD and a badly autistic brother
>>202110980>>202111065I finished up The Mystery Knight today but I was listening to an audio version and by time it got to the wedding and tourney I was kind of distracted. I should really go back and re listen. But I thought of Peakeposter because a Peake plays a big role in it.
>>202111191She ate her brother's horse
>>202111179My muscles are bigger, but in every other way, yes
>>202111179I'm 8.5 inches.
>>202111185anon he's like three shades lighter
....semoc eH
>>202111310that anon is probably the same as the one claiming Jace is biracial. LOL
>>202111334That troll needs to fuck off already.
>>202111322lmao
you guys think tom felton has tried out for any targaryen parts over the years?you just know he tried for something on hotd. no way he didn't
>>202111334We're not the same anon and I'm not a troll btw.
>>202111380i didn't say you were, i know you're genuinely a retard with poor eyesight and/or who is coping.
>>202111376Considering the fact his entire personality is that he played Malfoy I don’t think he’s getting much work if any
>>202111179What do you think his mum was thinking at this moment?
>>202111257Damn, shortest manlet on /tv/.
>>202111376daeron the drunkard
>>202111410i think it's a case where he's trying to move on, but literally cannot because he's so shit. last big things i saw him in were the first planet of the apes movie and the flash on CW
>>202111376pause, he is not the guy playing aegon?
>>202111426I am Aeron, they call me the Drowned Dragon.
Would you rec reading the books even though they will never ever be finished?
>>202111441>>202111179Do moms feel cucked when they see their son cuddling with older women?
>>202111477different tom, anon
>>202111507No
>>202111507no because the books are more engrossing and compelling, so you'll actually hope for more, which there will never be.
>>202111507It’s a big investment, probably not. I don’t even engage in bookfag discussion outside of F&B.
>>202111426Jahaemond....kinda sounds like a name for one of the evil or crazy Targs.
>>202111507Yeah you should, I also recommend starting the Kingkiller chronicles. They will complement the asoiaf experience greatly.
>>202111653>Jahaemondsounds like the name of an OC character in a cringe fanfic written by the anon who keeps trying to convincee (himself) everyone that jace is biracial.
>>202111507Depends on who are the readers.But I would, specially for Feast, it's got some great moments.And it could get me someone else to chat about the series.
>>202111507absolutely not
>>202111507yes
>*Is the greatest fighter in the history Westeros*
>>202111322looks cooler
>>202111731Well, he is a Reyne.
Are there any hints of Faceless Men being utilized by lords of westeros in the past?
>>202111685>the Kingkiller chroniclesdo these have sex in them? so hard to find fantasy novels with sex that don't cater to women. literal piles of fantasy smut written by women for women but very little that caters to the male gaze
>>202111731Isn’t Jon Snu the best swordsman ever in the show canon?
>>202111783https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Moon_(septon)
>hold the door>hold the door>hooollluurrrrr>hooodorrrrrrr>hodor
>WAIT ROBERT THE SONG OF ICE A-CK
>>202111882its funny because the baratheons are a cadet branch of the targaryens. literally only exist because of them.
>>202111731Why's he wearing a sword? Doesn't he prefer his two gay knives behind his back?
>>202111108Amok's art is sometimes flawed but I love how it works it fits in ASOIAF
>>202111915Carrying a sword is a symbol of a knight.
>>202111911Why are there so few Targaryens in HotD? What happened to all the extra Targs that were at the great council?
>>202111882This is spiritual W for Daemon Blackfyre I btw. A Targaryen bastard and CHAD had his day on the battlefield where men fight. Maybe if he looked like this he wouldn't have been turned into mush and slop by a hammer.
>>202111911Allegedly a cadet branchAllegedly descended from a bastard The blood of Durran Durrandon got its revenge
>>202111948Then why are mercenaries called sell swords? Are they all knights?
>>202111911Baratheons are not a cadet branch. A cadet branch is when the legitimate younger son of a noble starts their own House.
>>202111988Sellswords wouldn't be allowed to be armed wherever they wanted.
>>202111959You claim there are a lot of spiritual Ws for Daemon. What about Ws? Are there any?
>>202111334>black men on the internet claim that this white British guy is 1/4 black ultra mega cope
>>202111949they didnt have enough sex. daeron and his sons had lots of sex and theres like two dozen of those fuckers running around during the time of dunk and egg.
>>202111976It's pretty much guaranteed Orys is the bastard of Aerion Targaryen.
>>202110697If they cast Aegon as a nigger the show is a dead on arrival flopNot even they are dumb enough to cast a blackwashed main character. No major show that's done this has survived past a single season. Remember Troy?They can get away with annoyed eyerolls when casting major side characters as black inexplicably but nobody is watching a show with a negro Aegon past a single season. Won't matter if he's light-skinned.
>>202112003close enough
>>202112030Bronn was when he was first hired in the tavern and when he went to the Vale.
>>202112035They're ridiculous.
>>202111976>Allegedlynigga how the fuck is it allegedly, even Rogar Baratheon boasts of having both blood of the Targaryens and Durrandons and he was old enough to know both Aegon and Orys
>>202111915>>202111948>>202112030think of a cop open carrying a gun where regular folk aren't allowed to
>>202111822I think some fairy teaches the protag to become a sex god. But I kinda forgot
>>202112031The Targaryens are extinct btw. Lost all the power in world. Literally. Blackfyres lasted slightly less then them and all they had was a cool sword, not the might of the 7 Kingdom's to squander like the PISSgaryen did.
>>202112135But Bronn open carries wherever he wants and nobody says a word to him.
>>202112035He is though. Don't be surprised when he'll mention his black grandparent one day.
>"JANNIE'S DON'T GET PAID">DID YOU POST IT?
>>202112193kino
>BEEware the BEES BEEneath the boards.
>>202111322...sǝɯoɔ ǝH
>>202111911CAREFUL, ANON, CAREFUL NOW
>>202112035>whiteNo
>>202112193They were Fathers, Brothers and Sons.
So why did Orys choose the last name Baratheon anyway? What does it mean?
>>202112035Truth hurts, doesn't it?
>>202112154The Targaryens are not extinct. There is still Daenerys Targaryen and Young Griff (and Jon Snow). If Young Griff is descended from Daemon Blackfyre, then it is still an L for the Blackfyres if he becomes king, as he has no idea he is a Blackfyre, is pressing his claim as the reputed son of Rhaegar, and would probably kill himself if he found out the truth. Nobody supports the Blackfyres so they have to LARP.And managing 7 kingdoms is far more difficult than a band of mercenaries. Zero comparison. And they STILL went extinct before the Targaryens despite living in relative safety in Essos; five failed rebellions and kinslaying whittled them down. Last claimant was literally a mutant monster.
>>202112193>Yes, very good Aegon>I believe you think it was wise to dispose of the ratcatchers>However
>>202112243thank you Robert for getting rid of the Targaryens and their song of ice and fire nonsense
>>202112304kys
>>202112307daenerys is a woman
>>202112304>this screenshot of some other guy desperately trying to claim jace as his own too makes me rightthe absolute state
>>202112337Still a Targaryen. Her children won’t be but she still is one.
>>202112307They all die or are sent to the wall. And the last Targaryen king was a monster and a lunatic that brought his house down with his antics......with the might of the 7 Kingdom's behind him and them the whole time.
JonDany was cuckshit. Dany already had her chad in Drogo and Jon and his little pecker could never compare.He was right to kill her btw.
>>202112337daenerys is a woman so they're extinct? by that logic the Starks went extinct thousands of years ago, when the line continued via a Stark daughter and bael the bard.
>>202112193AND WHAT OF THE OTTOCATCHERS
How mad would everybody be if they cast him as Aegon the Conqueror?
>>202112359They're so funny honestly, I can't stop laughing with how ridiculous they are.
>>202111065>>202110980why didn't Aegon eat his turnips?
>>202112193
>>202112372>Her childrenLol, lmao even
>>202112400too old and he can't act. at all.
>>202112304Who is this guy supposed to be and why should I care about his opinion? Is it because he's black?
>>202112400I would be slightly mad because he's a terrible actor.
meet your Aegon I Targaryenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sQkW0jtQvc
>>202112400Wooden actor.
>>202112380Jonsa is the far superior ship.
the North remembers Lord Davos, and the mummer's farce is almost finished
>>202112470he isnt made of wood he is made of skin and meat etc
>>202112376Again, this terrible rhetoric of “they had the might of the seven kingdoms but still fell” makes no sense but you keep repeating it. Dynasties are deposed and fall all the time in history; few can say they tried to press their claim five times but failed every time though. And Aerys II was not the last Targaryen but I will freely admit that he was mad.
>>202111410His entire personality is that he is a born again Christian; maybe he could try Baelor
>>202112440Some random black guy who claims that Jace is biracial because apparently that guy has relatives who look like him.
>>202112296the other House that starts with "Bar" is Bar Emmon, which seems to be read as in "Son of Emmon", so it's either "Son of Theon" (who could be his adoptive father) or "Son of God(s)", as in referencing the Targaryens as gods since the smallfolk in Dragonstone thought of they were gods
>>202111121most likely:aegons conquestroberts rebellion (should be a movie though)nymerias trave from rhoynar to dornewhat they can try, as all the above are going to be fanfiction anyways is to setup a show on volantis during the time of aegons reignthey can have a tie-in with the targs when they battleflesh out the relationship between the 9 cities and their relationship to valyria and rhoynarinternal politics of volantis with the inner city of pureblood inside the black walls and their politicswider politics of the slaves and freemen ratio
>>202112400He’s cursed and everything he touches fails
>>202112423Mormon is the only man who loved show!Daenerys unconditionally aside from maybe her brother pre-mental illness
>>202112499Aerys wasn't the last Targ but he was the last king of the Targaryen dynasty, or at least the last one to sit the Iron Throne
making a series about Valyria would only work if it's animated, but it would still be a bland, diversityfest with the same old "fall of rome but le modern america" hysteria.more interesting would be an animated rise of valyria series that keeps the origins somewhat mysterious, brings in some of those old essos civilizations, and ignores westeros entirely.
>>202111470He was in some shitty YA movies
>>202112537> He’s cursed I’m starting to think something spooky is going on. Did he piss a gypsy off or something?
>>202112499>Don't point out how they lost their empire!No, I don't think I will. How they mismanaged it and could never have any male heirs because of their weakness matters. Daemon had like 20 kids. And was a CHAD in every meaning of the word.
>>202112601anon...
>>202112304NTA but it's true that Rhaena and Baela are too dark to be 1/4 black and Jace unironically look more like how a 1/4 black would look like.
>>202112389Presuming she marries Jon or Griff
>>202112380Jon is a hero. He rid the world of the T*rg menace once and for all. And yes it's possible he'll take another wildling wife and have kids but they'll probably never see south of the wall.
>>202112626yes yes, i'd like an animated reboot of the main series of course, but that's not happening. there's apparently like 5 or 7 animated series in the work, according to gurm. forget the exact number.
>>202112625You should because it makes no sense and just discredits your argument. >fall due to the politics and tribulations of running an entire empire vs>going extinct from running a mercenary band in essosAlso, yeah he had 9 kids but his House still went extinct? The Targs were also quite virile but due to plagues and accidents were reduced to small numbers.
>>202112400His hands are too tiny.
>>202112380According to the greatest English man Billy Wigglestick madness in girls and womanly young men can be cured with sex. Drogo was weak but Jon was a faggot
>>202110980based peake poster
>>202112400should I read the witcher? does it have sex and beautiful women?
>>202112696>SentToTheWallForBeingACuckAndACravenRaven murdered 3 of his young sonsFunny how this is never brought up or him assassinating people like a bitch he is.
>>202112735I tried to but it’s shit, I think it’s the translation
>>202112735Yennefer is hotter than any woman in ASOIAF
>>202112747>murdered 3 of his young sonsIt was based.And Bittersteel was literally cucked by the “cuck” and had to settle for marrying Daemon’s underage daughter.
Daily reminder.He bore it.
>>202112735Witcher books have a scene where it reveals elf women ovulate when human guys make them cum
>>202112601But Valyria was a horrible, horrible place
>>202112829ao3 omega/mpreg fic tier writing
>>202112806>*Gets sent to the Wall for this stunt*KWAB
>>202112869>mpregRedpill a boomer
>>202112806Nta but>settle for marrying Daemon’s underage daughter.>settle
>>202112871>becomes a dark wizard lord commander of the kingsguardnot the own you think it is. remember when bittersteel was captured, was about to be executed, but the king showed him mercy and agreed to send him to the wall, but he had his golden company cronies break him out en route, and then launched another failed rebellion?
>>202112893No anon, don’t ask.
>>202112824He bore it.
>>202112829>Incelvallac'h cucked to death by human BVLLS
Are /got/hotd/ Pandavacels or are they Kauravachads?
Who is the most powerful bastard of all time?
>If you get exterminated you winDo Targsissies really?
>>202112998Artillery FTW
>>202113019take your jeetshit elsewhere
>>202113021Daemon Blackfyre was probably. He had the best claim if you believe the Daeron is a bastard rumors too. Everyone else is gay and lame.
>>202113019I don’t know what I’m looking at. Speak plainly.
>>202113021Blackfyres aside, probably Aurane Waters
Post cursed fanart
>>202113217
>>202111882>When this battle is done, I mean to call a council. Changes will be ma-ACK
>>202113217>THE PRINCE WHO WAS -ACK
>>202113021bloodraven by far
>>202113071Fuck you. Thread is slow anyway.>>202113164Who does /got/hotd/ think was the rightful heir in the Mahabharata?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-vg-5zkw6H4
remember that reddit mod that quit after episode 1 because it was too shitty? his rant funnyi wonder if he saw the leaks and made a rant too, i want to read it
>>202113189Based Lord of the Waters>>202113021Brandon Snow >During Aegon I Targaryen's conquest, Aegon was preparing to march on Dorne. But when he received word that Torrhen Stark was marching south with thirty thousand northmen at his back, Aegon led forty-five thousand troops to meet him at the Trident, and also his and his sisters' dragons, Balerion, Meraxes, and Vhagar. At the Trident, Torrhen took advice from his bannermen, while considering what had happened to Harrenhal and the Field of Fire. His bastard brother Brandon Snow offered to cross the Trident alone at night, to sneak into the Targaryen camp and assassinate the dragons while they sleptBran then has a weirwood vision of “a pale, fierce, and dark-eyed young man, who slices three branches off the weirwood and shapes them into arrows.”
>>202113492That looks like a lot of homework to try to understand anon I’m sorry.
More your grace your grace?
>>202113638Did you notice in HOTD they said Torrhen Stark and Aegon met for the first time and discussed terms at the Wall not the Trident.Did Aegon and Torrhen discuss his dream and the Others at the wall and then later have a big show of political theatre of Torrhen surrendering to Aegon at the Trident to satisfy the other Northern Houses, who really weren't any worse off or changed by their new king
>>202113827FETCH THE MEME STRETCHER
>>202113217Wtf does tumblr draw this on Danyfag blogs
>>202113839>rulers of the North are known as Kings of Winter and their sword is called Ice. Also known for being wargs(would make even better dragon riders when combined with Targ blood)>don't marry into this family for 300 yearsthe whole "aegon's dream" shit is a retcon
Do you think the gen will move at the same speed it normally does when the episode is out? Or did we get all of the mania out of the way when the leaks came out.
>>202114073The pretense will be gone and the floodgates will open to shit all over this stillbirthed filler season
>>202114162>cursedI NEED fat mommy tits Rhaenyra in my life
>>202113432>>202111882>“Unspeakable?” the king roared. “What Aerys did to your brother Brandon was unspeakable. The way your lord father died, that was unspeakable. And Rhaegar . . . how many times do you think he raped your sister? How many hundreds of times?” His voice had grown so loud that his horse whinnied nervously beneath him>“Rhaegar . . . Rhaegar won, damn him. I killed him, Ned, I drove the spike right through that black armor into his black heart, and he died at my feet. They made up songs about it. Yet somehow he still won. He has Lyanna now, and I have her.”reminder that Robert had a cuck fetish and was obsessed with thinking of Rhaegar plowing his girl almost 20 years later and also admits Rhaegar won. On some level I think Robert knew Lyanna went willingly
>>202114217Robert looks like Guts and Rhaegar like Griffith
>Season finale tomorrowI wish you good fortune in the threads to come.
>>202114217robert is mad because he had to settle with cersei
>>202114396And now it begins
>>202114067Ice is not an ancient sword though, when Aegon invaded it was 100 years old.And good lord Stark thought: why would I marry any of my children to filthy abominations born of incest?
>>202114437No, nowytends.
>>202114403Cersei, while absolutely nuts, was a good political match. And young Cersei was pretty hot.Robert just suffered from a terminal case of Oneitis.
Any Elden chads here. I can see Eurons transformation when he takes over the Hightower and gets hijacked by an elder god will be like Midra. Hes rying to be the Bloodstone Emperor reborn and the real Bloodstone Emperor spirit will take over him. I hope Goerge has some shocking imagery like the Frenzied flame head in mind. I wonder if George created the frenzy flame idea or not
>>202111322SEVEN HELLS!!teach me how to write upside down before i piss maself!!
>>202114690Me too, i want a backwards TAOOBA WITH HASTE.
>>202114437Why did they change actors for Qhorin Halfhand?
>>202111911>”it’s funny cuz-ACK NOOO ROBERT STOP RAPING MY ASS WERE FAMILY”
>>202114820How distant does the relative have to be for it to not count as kinslaying?
