It was too good for star wars fans
>>202950249>What if we make them think of Aliens from Alien?>BRILLIANT!
>>202950249Now that helmet design is just silly, what were they thinking?
>>202950249I have not seen The Acolyte so I shall say nothing about it, but I can confidently state that the absolute PEAK of Star Wars storytelling were the adventures I was creating while I was playing with my Star Wars LEGO in the 2000s.That is all.
>>202950249>this helmet looks bland. how can we improve it?>I KNOW GIVE IT A GRILL
>>202950276harvey weinsteins assistant dont think so good
Darth bane is this?
>>202950341Nah Bane still would have been 700+ years before him.
>>202950341Nah bane from eu was pretty cool, unlike this rice farmer
>>202950363not my bane
>>202950276Honestly I like it a lot
>>202950294Same, also adventures with the plastic blaster and the extendable lightsaber on the playground was my EU.
>>202950405You can keep your retarded parasite-suit bane. I'll stick with my George Lucas Official design
>>202950438>guns in film were real Sterling 9mms>toys are white and nothing close to the film gunsI know why they did this, but couldn't they have just made the Sterlings orange-tipped?
>>202950477At least EU Bane knows what a nail clipper is.
Did I ever tell you the story of the chud backlash against the acolyte?
>>202950341dam filipinos look like THIS?
>>202950249Is the guy who wears this like the joker of star wars universe or something?
>>202950276
>>202950503Kenner decisions I guess.I also question their inabillity of movable arms to create better poses, but maybe it was par for the course with how they designed the Batman toys.
>>202950431>>202950549lesly knows her shit man, this wojak mask design proves it
>>202950249Why does a disney+ series need a popcorn bucket
>>202950613>I also question their inabillity of movable arms to create better posesthis is why GI Joes were kino. No other toy was as expressive to play with.
the acolyte is a 6/10story and characters are pretty whack but the fights, cinematography and sets are goodfilming location also helped the show
>>202950536>They are spamming reviews on the tshirts and merchandise nowThe plot has absolutely been lost.
>>202950689god I hate chuds so much.
>>202950689Isn't the show already cancelled? Why spend your time doing this?
>>202950249Honestly this is true, Your modern Star Wars fan just wants to watch Ahsoka and Stormtroopers fighting CGI prequels droids forever
>>202950742It's not actually about getting the show cancelled (I mean, it is), but it's also mostly about trying to "punish" Disney for having lesbians in their show or black kids or whatever.
>>202950689>inb4 someone claims its a false flag by disney to blame the incels again
>>202950689Disney Indian shill farms to blame "le evil trump supporting incels" for their own incompetance. The Acolyte is tranny slop Kathleen
>>202950850What would that accomplish when the show is cancelled already? Either they make public that it was cancelled because of low viewership and take the L (which they did), or they false flag on Walmart merchandise reviews, which just makes it seem like they were strongarmed into cancellation by incels, which is a far worse look for investors. I'd like to know your angle.
>>202950935YWNBAW
>>202950935>I'd like to know your angle.Mental illness. Don't bother with these types>>202950977And he proved my point
>>202950249>It was too good for star wars fansif the akolyte came out in the 90s it would have been a huge success.
>>202951293If it was done according to 90s sensibilities then maybe, but as it is no, just no
>>202950249No one hates Star Wars more than the Star Wars fans. The Acolyte dared to do something new. Just like the prequels, in some 20 years it will be acknowledged as great.
>>202951293>if the akolyte came out in the 90s it would have been a huge success.What we are dealing with is post-prequel idiocracy of the fanbase.
>>202951337imagine thisa star wars show is coming outall the establishment critics give it high markspeople watch it and you never hear from them because they have no way to spread their messageit goes on for many seasonschuds dont even exist back them
>>202951381>in some 20 years it will be acknowledged as greatIf that'll happen it will only occur due to demographic reasons
>>202951381I mean if you want to call it something new. Witch CovenStrong girl bossDumb male charactersFlashbacks and fastforward to present tropesIf thats the Star Wars you want, I suppose there's an opportunity to go screenwrite for Kathleen Kennedy
>>202951381>The Acolyte dared to do something new.this is why I hold it in high regard with Andor.
>>202950276Kylo ren had a cool mask but we can't repeat that
>>202951483>Strong girl boss>Dumb male charactersPlease go outside brother, I promise there are better ways to live
>>202950276>>202950431Absolutely a better design and villain than Gaylo Ren.
>>202950536
Least watched SW showLiterally cost twice than Ashoka and gathered half the views, and it's a miracle than Ashoka wasn't cancelled either, though being Filoni's fav char I doubt they will cancel it soonThis has nothing to do with chuds
>>202951461Trannies don't reproduce anon.
>>202951438>chuds dont even exist back themBy modern standards the average person from the 90s would be considered a chud.Parents would openly complain about lesbian space witches being an inappropriate concept and fans would ask why the show is so hostile towards Jedi who are supposed to be the good guys and complain that there is no cool male jedi like Luke.The only reason it might not get booed out of the theaters is that it would be the only major star wars production since the original trilogy.
I'm the joker sith
>>202951381The sequels will be reevaluated any day now! Those toys are gonna FLY off the shelves (they fly now)!
>>202951571I just have this feeling that you have a Disney World Fast Pass
>>202951588>Gaylo Ren.if you look at the acolyte helmet you can see it's the same design as a Knights of Ren helmet. Kino. season 2 would have been fucking kino. the social justice origin story was told and now the show would just become pure darkside kino. never forget what we have lost thanks to the chuds.
>>202950431He's too skinny for it, looks like he has a bobblehead.
>>202951571>Please go outside brotherbeen doing that for a while, but then you get mad I didn't sit down to watch the acolyte and blame me for its cancellation
>>202951707>the show would just become pure darkside kinoAnon, just because it features a heavily black cast...
Sorry, whenever it releases I'm not going to watch it. Happy for you though
>>202951656Well to deranged troons any show that flops is the fault of the people who chose not to watch it, not the producers for making something most people don't want to watch. Like, for example, a show about 'lesbian space witches' with absolutely no T&A in it.
>>202951820>>202951753Nobody accused you of anything, anon. Nobody even knows you
>>202951707>the Knights of Forgettable background charactersYikes. Disney really is bad at this.
>>202951884You mean, apart from all the faggots screeching on social media about how the 'chuds' or 'toxic dudebros' destroyed their precious Acolyte show? Or publishing articles in the lefty-shill press saying the same thing?
>>202951951forgettable because we dont know their storyalso remember when Boba Fett was a forgettable background character? NO YOU DONT YOU ZOOMER FAGGOT
>>202951962Are you a chud? Are you a toxic dudebro?Nobody elected you into that position except yourself. I promise nobody had you in mind when they said that.
>>202951970We do know their story. Luke and young Kylo ran into a crazy hobo who found a red lightsaber, burned himself all up with it, and worshipped it like a caveman worships fire. Kylo later thought "boy that guy was so cool" so he stole his name and put a bunch of his friends that burned down Luke's academy with him in cosplay.
>>202950249I hated it and even wanted it cancelled, but now that it has I'm petitioning it to be saved because I actually liked it.
>>202952081>Are you a chud?Yes.
>>202950850>incompetanceSAAR
>>202951707>>202951951From what I understand, he's supposed to be an early precursor to the Knights of Ren after whatever goes down with Plaguis
>>202951970I'm in my 30s. I'm a moomer, you faggot. boba fett was never a good character and his still did more than the Knights of Plotholes
>>202950992ywnbaw
The worst part is we will never see the cycle continue
>>202950779>but it's also mostly about trying to "punish" Disney for having lesbians in their show or black kids or whatever.They were rightfully all portrayed as evil and fit in well enough. It was mostly the jedi's fault that they didn't immediately pull out a lightsaber and cut them down.
>>202952578>Occupational Safety and Health Administration
>>202950249why was the show run by lesbians worse at lesbian representation than the show not run by lesbians?
>>202952683assoka is objectively worse than acolyte by far, and yet chuddies dont hate it... curious
>>202952683Maybe representation wasn't supposed to be the point after all, and Matt Walsh was wrong about every single thing ever having an agenda
>>202952779matt wash is a psyop, that dude looks like a walking parody, no wonder people laugh at anyone point the leftist insanity if they picture a joke like walsh>duh what's a woman it only needs XX that's ityeah and how did figure what a woman was for thousands and thousands before discovering ADN, retard? God that dude is stupid
>>202952774Fuck off, lol.
>>202951656>Literally cost twice than Ashoka and gathered half the viewsYIKES
>>202950249>>202952683SHE WON
>>202952774>objectively worseAshoka was bad, and I couldn't finish it, I watched like 5 episodes I think. I couldn't watch more than 1 from the Acolyte though, it was worse
>>202952774chuddies dont hate it because its about their favourite character and written by filoni, who they suck the dick ofyou can tell because they'll defend ahsoka against any criticism
>>202950249>It was too good for star wars fansOk, so why was it canceled?Oh wait!! I remember, nobody watched it and the merch won't sell.
>>202950249>acolyte got no lego setsMan, that's sad
>Nonstop Ackolyte spamI wonder what kind of faggot is behind this.
I do believe a small subset of people liked it, but it was a very small subset of people. Rest didn't watch itLike Firefly, I do like it but I understand the vast majority didn't and that's why it did so bad and got cancelled
>>202951951Why cant we get a series about the adventures of these guys going on genocidal adventures or something? that would be fun
>>202953200I have to say the e-wing is sexy as fuck
>>202950614>troon ideology>villain's entire message is telling the truth to yourself
>>202951951It's pretty wild how such characters were likely meant to be antagonists throughout all three films then just weren't.
>>202952774>yet chuddies dont hate itUhhhhhhhh mousesister........... about that........
>>202950614Oh no!! Is Darth Tidyup
>>202950477George is a traitor cuck faggot piece of shit, so his decision literally mean nothing anymore. So have fun with that version of Bane, only niggers, trannies and woman and their fatherless children probably go for it. Rest of us real Star Wars fans are sticking with EU Bane that's absolute shit
>>202950592lel
No one but subhuman leftist activists care about the show, because it had niggers and ABCD+ people in it, and the showrunner is a dyke - although the same activists decided to forgive and forget that she was big ol' Harv's personal assistant. It was some of the most embarrassing, cringe inducing garbage I've seen with a Star Wars logo slapped onto it. Not a single good thing about, no creative, intellectual or aesthetic value. It's ugly both on the outside and on the inside, just like the person who made this show.
>>202953482Meant to say that's not absolute shit.
>>202953457Darth Wash Your Scrotum
>>202953529Imagine thinking this would be a good idea
>>202953529 you could just say>im a racist and a chudyou dont need all that text
>>202952682I read it that way too. I was disappointed when I kept reading and there was no mention of jumping from jobsite hazard recognition to hazard removal
>>202953529I watched two episodes just to be able to complain. The fight episode where retardo kills all the jedi, and the finale.I honestly felt it was the worst thing I ever saw put to film. Even beating out Picard season 2 for sheer garbage factor.This show wasn't even fanfic quality and you would have to smoke copium on a level never before seen to pretend otherwise.
>>202950341>kills your waifuBased as fuck.
>>202953482Why does everyone simp over the emo cloak Bane that looks like every other Sith Lord instead of the cool Sith Samurai that actually looks like he comes from a totally different distinct culture.
I didn't watch the show because niggers but if you're trying to say that helmet and design for that character isn't dope and better than the other siths disney has created then you're just being disingenuous, it's fucking cool
>>202953529Go back to /pol/.
>>202953783He's right. That scene is absolutely fucking cringe and Lucasfilm can't make a single show without embarrassing themselves with all the blatant nigger worship and pandering, they invent characters whole cloth for nigger worship like ruining Kenobi by writing in Reva and making it about her and Leia.And the Amandla shit going on with this show where some black bitch is literally rage twerking telling you to your face that making white people upset was the goal of the show, it couldn't be anymore blatant and yet you're likely a white person watching this and eating it up
>>202953725nostalgia for pre disney and nu disney hatred is enough to overpower pathetic weebs
>>202953893>im right.just go back
>>202953529i just don't get how it looks so cheap. its clearly green screen or whatever modern fuckery applies the background afterwords, yet 60s star trek a tiny budget and its solid red skies for an alien planet looks much better than this
>>202953942keep supporting people who hate you. unless you're a non white subhuman in which case your loyalties and thoughts are irrelevant
>>202953968I'm convinced there has to be major money laundering happening at Lucasfilm and Marvel, their show budgets are astronomical and yet always turn out looking cheap and plasticy
>>202950249Then who is it for? Could’ve just kept it to yourself on Ao3, Leslie.
>>202950689>we poked the hornets next whilst rage twerk>OMG these hornets are endlessly stinging us and laughing, why is this happening?Pffffffft.
>>202950503big backlash at the time about glorified gun violencealso kids getting shot by copsthey take the orange tips off
>>202954298first thing me and my bros did back then was put black tape on the tip.
>>202953320I always liked that weird thing since it first showed up in 6.
>>202954135someone is definitely getting paid, hundreds of billions must have moved through these productions by this point. i can't believe the end product, even if i suspect corruption, its all so stale and shit looking
>>202951951What an absurd wave of shitty light sabers giving Maul one created
>>202954437the one in your gif is the same as mauls but it has a hinge in the handle
>>202954135>>202954351very much so!they MUST be skimming of at least a half from every budget and distributing it amongst the other (((investors)))it IS after all only blackrock monies and as long as the dollar isn't dead, (((they))) just "print it out of thin air"
>>202954476>t. envious poorfag
>>202954459Does a lot more than just that
>>202950689Nice. There's no coming back from this, next release is gonna be a bloodbath.
>>202954500guess you're rightnever seen more than 4 digits on my bank account
>>202952774Ahsoka was bad, Acolyte was shit
>>202953725every sith lord is an angsty emo twat and taking away bane's eyeliner makeup just ruins the appealthe samurai armor is cool but no way would he just parade around that for his whole life, that's more some ceremonial shit
>>202950276>She hits a lightsaber with her retarded helmet.>Dyke showrunner inserts her dyke “wife” and she’s the worst actress in the show.>Power of nepotism. Bravo, Headland!
>>202954570>>202954659>>202953529>>202953482you are worse than the acolyte
>>202954347Solid B+
>>202954659Just wait until you find out what the director of the Resident Evil did with her wife for more than a decade, zoomie. It's gonna buckbreak you.
>>202954659>Square married a fucking rectangleYOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>202954659Ew.
>>202954701Keep crying and don't forget to dilate
>>202954659holy shit she looks worse without the makeup lmao
>>202951666How’s the Renew the Acolyte petition, tranniesisters?
>>202954755>comparing prime Milla to this ugly dyke
>>202954805you will always be worse than the acolyte
>>202950249That helmet looks fucking stupid
>>202950363>>202950477>le shredder baneFiloniggers aren't welcome here.
>>202954954vader literally has a penis head helmet
>>202954979and that's why it's based, it's such an overwhelming amount of masculinity that you can't handle
>>202954998 by that logic you should drink cum to be an alpha male
>>202954755Nice whataboutism, groomer. >>202954863Redditors cry how McGregor got Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Ahsoka like it’s in any way comparable lmao.
>>202951951remember when rian johnson implied the knights of ren were luke's other students? good times
>>2029519513rd from the left has the best mask design.
>>202954659why was the show focused on a straight relationship, and the only lesbians have a terrible relationship
>>202955077>remember when rian johnsonI try not to
>>202955051But Anon, thats you logic you just came up with. Combined with you seeing a penis in Vader's helmet, it speaks volumes for where you mind is. Kinda gay.
>>202955051now that's a leap anon, try kys
>>202952997Actually it's pretty chud to hate and criticize Ahsoka. Every time someone insults Ahsoka, it's always some brown zoomer coming to white knight for her simply because she has good porn.
>>202955106leftmost looks like mick from slipknot's mask and 2nd right makes me think of spider-man's silver armor>>202955077iirc somewhere confirmed that the students ben took with him became snoke's praetorian guards rather than the knightsand i don't mean that shitty rise of kylo ren comic that retconned the movies, this was before that
why is modern star wars stuff so obsessed with nightsisters? they're in everything why? I don't even hate them, there's just way too much exposure
>>202953968>180 million dollarscheck please
>>202955265because women who are technically not white therefore poc
>>202954756
>>202955265Because they can't use Sith/Darth Vader all the time. Same reason Inquisitors were created. They keep making the shows in the timeframe where all the Jedi are fucking dead and the only Sith are the movie characters, so they need some magic shit to compensate. Weird they still haven't made Old Republic show or whatever, where you can just have armies of wizards with glow sticks.
>>202953529reminder that this 30 second clip cost $300,000
>>202955265Katie Lucas obsessing over her Asajj Ventress fanfiction has been a disaster for the Nightsisters.Couple that in with millennial women's weird obsession with witches and wiccan crap, and you get what we have now.
>>202955265because Dave Filoni, the retard
>>202950249Star Wars fans always bitch and cry when they realize Star Wars is trying to move forward. They want rebels vs empire and deepfake Luke forever.>no Lucas sequel trilogy>no Rian Johnson trilogy>no High Republic shows and moviesAll because of manbabies in the fandom.
>>202950249is this how you cope?
>>202950405For reals, what the fuck even is that other gay shit?>>202951381>No one hates Star Wars more than the Star Wars fans. That's true for any franchise, why would nonfans give a shit if something they don't give a shit about is ruined by people, who like them, never gave a shit about it? You can't ruin My Little Pony for me because I don't give a shit about it, never have. On the other hand I grew up a DBZ jabroni and absolutely despise super for what it did to the franchise.>>202951438>chuds dont even exist back themSee >>202951667. Not many loud woke far left "bbc" cuck faggots back then either, the few that there was knew to keep it to themselves instead of obnoxiously throwing their beliefs in other peoples faces. "Chud" is just the natural and logical response to these woke weirdos.
>>202955679SJWs don’t give a shit about Star Wars and don’t watch them. They kvetch and whine about the Acolyte because they consider it a loss in the culture war.
>>202954547Solo bombed too btw.
>>202955660Why do people make retarded names like this?Who are you addressing?
>>202953942Who did he look at in the end?
>>202951884Disingenuous faggot>>202952081More disingenuous faggotry.>>2029526832 reasons:1)woke leftists are unimaginative retards who are incapable of creating or even thinking outside of their own leftist delusions.2)For all the hollering they do of "men can't write women", woman (or rather feminist women) have proven incapable of writing any kind of character, male or female. They're complete shit and it comes back to reason 1
>>202950249>M-muh brown space lesbians.Fuck outta here with that queer shit.
>>202955228>the students ben took with him became snoke's praetorian guards rather than the knightsI thought those red guys WERE the knights. Man the sequels were crap, it was just world un-building the whole time. "Here's this big set piece that wasn't built up at all, CARE ABOUT THIS, ok we smashed it in five minutes" rinse and repeat for three movies.
>>202954659Why does this pic bother me so much
>>202956154>Why does this pic bother me so muchbecause you are a chud and had your mind poisoned by chuddaganda
>>202956154I want to hit all those smug cunts in the face with a sledgehammer. Repeatedly.
>>202956154I'm bothered just cause that lizard woman is too close to my face and I can smell her cat piss perfume through the screen.
>>202954701They didn't cancel me after one season LMAOOOOOO
>>202950295You mean the creepy teeth serve a purpose? Color me surprised.
>>202956382you were canceled in 2020
>>202953529Mother Aniseya was so fucking hot. They need to get her to play Storm in the MCU.
>>202954659Is she really incapable of smiling?
>>202955307i couldn't find a good red sky planet pic like i wanted but this will do. the big purple backdrop acting as the sky, then look at the set, purpose built and sometimes they'd borrow stuff from other shows. these days though, all that background is cg and looks like shit to me
>>202956519yess YESSS
>>202950249Holy shit this it's bad. Literally no one thinks this is good, they just pretend to when necessary.
Lesbian shit sounds nice but it ends up being a bunch of tiresome women getting mad at each other. That's "authentic" lesbian representation
>>202956949go back top watching your dave filoni cartoons, you faggot
>acolyte haters make shit up like "it was originally pitched as an asajj ventress show!">they then get mad at the shit they just made upwhat explains this behaviour?its not criticising the show based on its own contentnor is it misinterpreting or exaggerating scenesbut just straight up lying to hate on it more
>>202956519kys
>>202957087>but just straight up lying to hate on it moremany such cases in chud history
>>202956519>>202956938Built for BWC.
hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>202950249relatively smooth appearance = smoother mold for mass production of toys
>>202957197hes truly so lucky
>>202957412my problem is it looks like plastic... looks cheap. why cant they make it look metal
>>202950249Qrd who is this nikka in lore
>>202952958When did star wars get kino?
