.
The Alien
>Shawshank Redemption >Morgan Freeman
>>202993993im gona have to make that game
>>202993954the happening. marky mark.
Drive. Ryan Gosling.
>>202993954Cruising Pacino
>>202993954Schindler's Listralph fiennes
>twitter screencap threads
John Wick, keep Keanu Reeves or The Departed, keep Mark Wahlberg
Treasure Island. Keep Tim Curry.
>>202993954Keep Tom Cruise.
The Narrator is the only Fight Club character not played by a Muppet in this edition. The funniest scenes would be his corporate boss reprimanding him
>>202993954Pulp Fiction Quentin Tarantino>Do you see a sign out in front of my house that says dead muppet storage?!
>>202994085Damn, I lol’ed
>>202993954Jurassic park, the guy who played allan grant
>>202994162The barmaid needs to be that actress though, she's the only one who can bloody do that
IrreversibleThe woman
>>202994162fund it
>>202993993>>202994166Get on it AI
Keep Russell Crowe
>>202994108This but with Liam Nesson instead since the final scene would be a lot funnier with muppets flailing around him. Pic related replace the Sniper
>>202994214>man screaming for rum>woman upstairs screams back dont give him rumhow does she bloody do that?
>>202993954Brando
>>202993954Caligula by Tinto BrassMalcolm McDowell
>>202993954Shindlers List. Ralph Fiennes is human
>>202993954
>>202993954>xitter screencap threadOP why are you such a faggot
>>202994195i change my mind. the t rex stays
>>202993954Silence of the LambsAnthony Hopkins
>>202993996>Allright frog...open your mouth
>>202993954A New Hope, keep Darth Vader replace everyone else with muppets> Gonzo is Luke> Kermit is Solo> Fozzy is Chewie> Miss Piggy is Leia> swedish chef is obi-wan
>>202994068beat me to itwould be surrealist kino
>>202994150>I bet you changed voices when you were staying at your dad's on Sesame Street
LOTR, keep Gandalf
>>202993954Gran TorinoClint EastwoodNothing would change, really.
Blue VelvetKeep Dennis Hopper
>>202993954>Forrest Gump>Keep Forrest Gump
Die Hard, keep Alan RickmanHim fighting a muppet Bruce Willis would be fun
>>202993954The Big LebowskiJohn Goodman>HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY?
>>202993954Lord of the rings. Viggo Mortensen
>>202993954FMJPrivate Pyle
>>202993954OP is so lazy he couldn't be bothered to type that into the OP so he instead takes a twitter screenshot and makes it his threadWhat the fuck
American PsychoBale
>>202993954Debbie Does Dallas. Keep Debbie.
Poor Things, keep Emma Stone or Full Metal Jacket, keep R Lee Ermey for the boot camp portion and Adam Baldwin for the Vietnam portion
>>202993993Holy fucking kino
>>202993954>"I can't keep doing this on my own with these... people"
Nymphomaniac, keep the protagonist chick
ABP-440Keep Mizuho Uehara
>>202993954Unbreakable. Keep Bruce Willis. Have the scene of the impaled person going into shock replaced by a muppet with its stuffing torn out
Dredd. I'm split between keeping Urban or Thirlby.
Hot Shots: Keep Leslie Nielsen
>>202993954Cut out the America scene. Keep Lucas Black
>>202994431Its really fucked up, right?
>>202994537Make Dredd a muppet. That'd be fantasticAlso, cmon, imagine this >>202994483 literally her fucking muppets, including with BDSM shit, for 3-4 hours
>>202993954>muppet treasure island. >Tim CurryNo one notices
>>202994519The Sixth Sense, keep the kid, change his line to " I see puppet people"
>>202994546...but Leslie Nielsen isn't in hot sho...oh wait I get it
>>202994557It's incredibly fucked up. This isn't even a real thread. It's a content farm thread.
>>202994302
PredatorKeep the Predator
>>202993954The Green Mile Magical Negro is the lone human. This will further the themes of the movie of John being a divine outsider.
>>202993954Ten CommandmentsCharlton Heston as Moses
>>202993954Rocky Horror Picture Show. Dr. Frank-n-furter (Tim Curry) is a human. Brad as the only human would also be funny.
The Human CentipedeThe one in the middle stays human
>>202994237I prefer actual soul, faggot
>>202994322Who's playing the sisters? I'm imagining Sam Eagle for some reason
>Reservoir Dogs>Steve Buscemi
A Christmas Carol, but Scrooge has to be played by Michael Caine.
>>202994108Schindler's List, except the only non-puppet character is the little girl in red coat
>>202994335Have they really not done a Muppets Star Wars already?
>>202994421top kek
>Titanic>keep Leo DicaprioMiss Piggy plays Rose, she also keeps full frontal nudity scene, Leo also needs to have graphic sex with the miss piggy muppet.
Pirates of the Caribbean, torn between keeping Depp or Knightley
>>202994608keep crying, bitch ass nigga
>>202994608I love content
>>202993993Absolutely based.
>>202993954picrelWillem Dafoe
Irreversible Monica Bellucci
>>202994085Here's hoping to a future with AI useful enough to make it happen.>>202994162This movie is excellent, family kino doesn't exist anymore. We were really blessed.
Frodo is a human, the rest are Muppets.
>Day of the Dead>the dude that plays Rhodes
>>202994742now that the dust has settled, was it heresy?
>>202994085I can see it so well. A Muppet bobbling up to him at the bar "Hey, babe. You with someone?"
>>202994608Just say good ideas that they cannot conceivably put a black woman in the role without losing money. You can easily beat jews at games like these, they were dumb enough to crucify their own Messiah after all.
Lolita (97) but keep Irons
>>202993954>Saving Private Ryan>Private Ryan
>>202994657oh god, not this shit again
Avatar but all the humans are muppets
>>202993954Stargate Kurt Russell
>>202994608EVERYBODY OUT. NOW!
Basic InstinctSharon Stone
Brokeback MountainKeep Heath Ledger
>>202994565Dress is the Muppet everyone else is real
>>202993954Apocalypse Now. Keep Dennis Hopper
Big LebowskiSteve Buscemi
>>202994302Fucking Kek
Robocop Keep Robocop
>>202993993>Not wanting a muppet chest burster Shame>Not wanting to see sigourney's weaver if ya get what I mean And a faggot
>>202994396Kek, I was thinking this but keep Willis. I want to see muppet Hans Gruber
Keep whoever is playing Zatoichi in each of the blind swordsman films.
>>202993993fpbp
Lethal Weapon Keep Mel. Kermit can be Glover.
SeinfeldCostanza
>>202993954The prestige. David Bowie.
>>202993954The ProducersThe guy played by Leo Bloom.
>>202994518what is this?
>>202994710>not keeping BarbossaYour movie sucks
Schindler's ListKeep Ralph Fiennes
>>202993954Jacob's LadderGuy who plays Jacob
>>202993954The Prestige, and only one of Borden twins is Christian Bale. Instead of a thriller, it turns it into an absurdist comedy.
Keep Edward Norton as the scout master.
>>202993954Schindler's ListRalph Fiennes
>>202993954The Muppets take ManhattanKermit
>>202995087The real kino choice is keeping Jack Davenport
>>202995143stop
>>202995089Aw damn we thought the same, you were earlier though
ShowgirlsKyle Maclachlan
>>202994321Nah have Buffalo Bill be the only human and the big joke is that the clothes he's making from muppet skin are just normal clothes
>>202995141>tfw wrote a fanfic about it after seeing itdefinitely anderson's best film
>>202993954Triumph of the willHitler
>>202995176I posted that only once, some guy thought the same before me
Saving Private RyanPrivate Ryan
>>202993954Team AmericaKim Jong Un is the human
Shutter Island, Leo
>>202993954Requiem For A DreamJared LetoShutter IslandLeo
>>202993954GoodfellasKeep Joe Pesci
>>202993954PlatoonTom Berenger
>>202993954who framed roger rabbit, Bob Hoskins stays human.
Total Recall. keep Arnie. was it real or was it just a muppet Quaid having a dream?
>>202993954Wrath of KhanWilliam Shatner
>>202995480so do the drawn characters stay drawn or are they also muppets?
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's NestLouise Fletcher
Keep nicholson
Salò, or the 120 Days of SodomCaterina Boratto I guess
Bee Movie but make Renée Zellweger's character live action who falls in love with a muppet bee
>>202993954Evil Dead II, keep Bruce
>>202995694Yes
>>202995852is the muppet be a muppet that's bee-sized or a muppet-sized muppet that's also a bee?
Godzilla 1956 American cut, keep Raymond Burr.
>>202993954Every neil breen movie, keeping breen's characters.>sceen where breen is perving on his muppet neighbor taking a bath
>>202993954I'd keep Matt Damon but I think it would also be funny if Jude Law was the human
>>202994702>Leo also needs to have graphic sex with the miss piggy muppetJust as long as it's under 25 years old, he'd be down
>>202993954Con AirNicolas Cage stays real
>>202994436Kino
>>202995974A tiny felt bee with muppet Jerry's face on it
Matrix but everyone in the real world is a muppet
Master and Commander, keep Paul Bettany
>>202994302FUND IT
>>202994608i hope i made it into the aggregated content!
>>202993954like, THE Muppets or the characters in the Jim Hensen muppet style?
>>202996957This one is great>>202995796This one is fucked up
Taxi DriverRobert De Niro
>>202993954Terminator vs Muppets. Original Arnie robot is sent to kill Miss Piggy.
>>202994221Holy fuck lol
>>202994537Keep Heady. All other characters are replaced with muppets after first Slo-mo scene.
>>202993954pic related and pic related
>>202993954>Alien>Signorney Weaver
>>202993954Passion Of The Christ
>>202994421His name is Vincent D'Onofrio.
>>202993993Damn i need to see this now.
>>202994838Apparently, that was his destiny.
>>202997372The Terminator is a puppet too. Rease is the only human
Raiders of the Lost ArkHarrison Ford reprises his role as Indy. Kermit as BelloqMrs. Piggy as Marion
>>202993954goodfellasray liotta
>>202994608Hot Fuzz would be perfect with keeping Simon Pegg
>>202993954Blade, keep Snipes>open season on all fluffheads
>>202994839>>202994938>>202995199>>202997372best answers
CrashBrendan "our guy" Fraser
>>202996957That's it I'm watching this again today. May even put on the audio commentary.
All these boring main character choicesWhat about a villain as the muppet?
Gangs of New YorkDDL stays as Bill the Butcher
>>202997982
>>202997982No Country for Old MenJavier Bardem stays
>>202993954Daisy's DestructionDaisy
>>202995215Wait what is this?Also, Conan, replacing everyone but Conan
Day of the Dead, keep either Sherman Howard or Joe Pilato
>>202997982Commando, Vernon Wells' character Bennett is the muppet
Rocky, keep Stallone
>>202997982>>202994335>>202994385>>202994321
>>202994243Giving this guy a (you) cause he's got it down.
>>202993954Fellowship of the RingIan Mckellan
>>202995169That's basically edgier Muppet Treasure Island lmao
>>202998338sounds like kino to me
>>202998338>The only human is the vile East India Company rep who ends up dying horriblyWhat did they mean by this?
>>202993954Prometheus, Fassbender
keep Damian Chapa as Miklo
Ghost Busters: Bill Murray
>>202994856Slop consuming dog
>>202998647Blood and Bone, keep Jai White
BoratBorat
>>202994221Monica Bellucci is so fucking sexy
>>202997941the other CrashJames Spader
Blade Runner 2049, keep Slyvia Hoeks
YojimboToshiro Mifune
>>202993954>Falling Down>Michael Douglas
Every James Bond movie, but only the Bond girls are human
>>202994824Of course notEvangelists, however, are
>>202995212Kino
Branagh’s Henry VKeep the Chorus
AmadeusF. Murray AbrahamThe Nice GuysAngourie RiceGroundhog DayThe dying old man
>>202995212I like this one.
>>202993954The Nutty Professor. and it isn't eddie murphy
Clue, keep Tim Curry
>>202998130No no no. Conan but Kermit as Conan. Keep James Earl Jones
>>202993954The invisible man.
>>202993954evil dead 2bruce campbell
>>202999320kino
>>202993954Enter the void. the narrator/nigga who dies in the first 15 minutes
>>202997982Once upon a time in America. Gonzo as James Woods
DjangoChristoph Waltz
LeVar Burton
All Is LostKeep Robert Redford
>>202993954Tom Hardy
>>202999623>>202999643You beat me to it by 30 seconds. Fuck
>>202993954>Castaway>Wilson
>>202993954American psychoChristian baleCaptcha: 2M00RS
>>202998854underrated
>>202997982Three Amigos with El Guapo as the only human.
Would Top Gun be any funnier with muppets?
>>202999770Fucking retard*Naked Gun
Inglorious Basterds. Christoph Waltz.
Keep Gerard Butler
Literally any nick cage movie
>>202999623Fuck, that's a good one
>>202993954Mad max fury road. Tom Hardy stays. Just a fever dream of hardy beating and killing muppets.
>>202993954The Huston 500. Everyone in the gangbang including Huston is a muppet, except for guy number 500
>>202994302KINO
>>202999810The Hateful EightWalton Goggins
Under the SkinScarlett Johansson
Leon The ProfessionalNatalie Portman
X files. Keep Scully
Kill BillDavid Carradine
>>202999623>muppet hand reaches into the water to save himkino. they should have done it for real
Shutter IslandKeep DiCaprio
Keep Tom Hardy, it’s just him being a unhinged asshole to muppets.
keep kris miss piggy is his wife
Misery, keep James Caan.
Back To The FutureChristopher LloydDr. StrangelovePeter Sellers, in all three roles.IdiocracyLuke WilsonJawsRobert Shaw
>>202993954i cant be the only one who thought it said midgets right?
Labyrinth, keep Jennifer Connelly.
>>202994184>>203001277>dead midget storage
>>202993954AlienKeep Sigpurney lol let all the xenos be puppets too
Muppets Take ManhattanGonzo
>>202993993based
>>202994878nah keep french stewart
>>202994710>>202995087>>202995169Retards. The obvious kino pick is Mr. Gibbs.
>>203001423no make it Aliensand all the marines are human and the xenos are muppets
1992Kevin Nash
The Chief
>>202993993Could you not have posted that later? This thread is already over.
>>202994085>>202994436>>202994963>>202995199>>202999160>>202999833>>202993993All kino answers.
Keep Viggo Mortensen
>>202995741Forget it Jake it's muppettown
George C. Scott
Boss NiggerBoss
Robert Englund
The SopranosTony Sirico as Paulie and Steve Schirripa as Bobby
>>202994773This idea would probably work with ANY of the fellowship being the one human
>>203002651You fool. The obvious answer is Sean Bean.
>>202993954>Rush Hour. >Jackie Chan
>>203002808Keeping Legolas and the elves as humans could be funny for the Helms Deep scenes
Roddy Piper
>>203002828
>>203002869Yeah, probably. I just like the idea that the only human dies at the end of the first movie, so the rest of them go completely wild.
>>203002922It would be goodThe scene where he tries to get Frodo to give him the ring and his death scene in particular would be greatBut then we would be left without a human for the other two movies
>>203002956Actually let's just make Faramir the human in the sequels
>>202993954cloud atlas, keep hanksin the same vein, jupiter ascending (keep mila)
>>202993954any Jackie Chan film
>>202994166>not jamie foxx getting told by a muppet assassin
Keep alec baldwin for his scene
Any Gordon Ramsey showKeep Gordon and he still calls everyone muppets as insults
Independence DayPic related is the human
Keep Karl Urban or make the hacker guy a slightly bigger role and keep him.
>>202994608Man im gonna stay blissfully ignorant of whatever the fuck social media bullshit is going on around here. What, we're supposed to not have funny threads anymore so that no one can take screenshots and upload them? Man, I wish half chan was still up.
Satantango, keep the doctor
>>202994221I'm picturing "that scene" with a muppet on top of Monica Bellucci.
The One>Jason StathamHateful Eight>Walton Goggins
Dusk Til Dawn, keep Quentin Tarantino.
Pink flamingosThe birds the word butthole guy
>>203003506That's an excellent choice.I think Lord of the Rings needs full 1:1 muppet version played completely straight, no parody.
Highlander>Clancy BrownThe Ringer>Brian CoxSuper Troopers>Brian CoxJohn Dies at the End>Paul Giamatti
Clue>Tim CurreyNothing But Trouble>Dan ackroydOh Brother Where Art Though>Clooney's wifeCongo>Ernie Hudson
>>202993954Honestly, so many boring movies that take themselves way too seriously like Whiplash. I'd watch the hell out of it. Keep the human the teacher and everyone else muppets
Any Mad Max movie Max
Back to the Future, Biff is the humanAny Nicholas Cage movie with Cage as the humanOr any Mel Gibson, John Wayne, or Ryan Gosling movie with them as the human
The Silence of the Lambs. Keep Ted Levine
ThreadsWoman who urinates on herself
PrisonersPaul Dano stays human
Gonna cheat.Lord of the Rings. Aragorn is still Vigo taking it completely seriously and Gollum is still Andy Serkis but he is just in a loin cloth and a bad bald wig.
Anything with Nick CageKeep Nick Cage
>>202998705>implying modern hollywood doesn't produce slop
The entirety of Lost, Sawyer is the human
The Truman ShowJim Carrey, the crew, and the viewers are human. All the other people on the island are muppets.
>>203004264kek
The MatrixEveryone outside the matrix is a muppetEveryone inside is human
>>203004224Would watch
Seven >Brad PitDie Hard >Bruce WillisThe Blues Brothers >John Candy
>>203004323Does Keanu Reeves get replaced by Kermit outside of the matrix?
Get the Gringomel
>>202994682Holy hell I was thinking the same exact thing.>Rizzo is on the ground while Kermit and Pink are trying to piece things together >Fozzie busts in playing as Blonde and starts to lighten the mood with his usual jokes before being shut down by Statler and Waldorf who are tied to the chair >CAN'T WE ALL BE FUCKING PROFESSIONALS HERE!? >gonzo immediately crashes through the wall with a rocket strapped to his back right as he says that
>>203004417NoHe remains the same no matter what
Back to the future 3 with human Doc Brown would be perfect muppet kino
>>202993954John Wick
Snyders dawn of the deadVing Rhames
Fear and Loathing in Las VegasBenicio... or maybe spooderman
>>202993954downfalladolf hitler
Buffalo 66. Gallo.
>>202994221Playing the part of rapist
>>202994385>disable safety protocols
>>202993954The crow Keep ernie hudson
ArmageddonThe Asteroid
