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>>203174052
Birth of a nation (fantasy genre)
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I Know What You Did Last Summer
>set in north carolina
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>>203174052
Texas isn't the South?
Europoor here
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>>203174052
>north carolina
>south
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florida project
american honey
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>>203174052
I hate living in the south...cannot wait to move back to CA.
I sold my home in santa monica for $750k and bought a fucking great house in Brentwood, TN a few years ago but I cannot stand the people that live in this humid miserable state.
>drive slow as fuck and indecisive at every turn
>strangers stop and make small talk constantly
>people are baffled when i say im not involved with church
>locals eat like barn animals, stuffing slop down their gullets
>everyone around me is genuinely dumb as a bag of bricks and votes trump
January please come soon
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>>203174111
I always laff at my State of residence, Missouri being included in "the South".
Missourians are the most try-hard "Southerners", every time the Southern hicks dream up some new Far-Right legislative bullshit, Missouri has to try and one-up it. I'm legit shocked grade schoolers aren't obligated to open-carry to school at this point.
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>>203174052
pain & gain
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>>203174111
texas is its own thing. Its “southern” in the sense that they have cultural similarities with the rest of the south, but they do everything slightly different. If you want to get really technical its safe to say that east texas is part of “the south”
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>>203174164
tranny malding
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>>203174210
thanks for the warning xir.
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>>203174052

Song of the South
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All of David Gordon Green's stuff. Especially Joe and George Washington.
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>>203174118
NC is in the South. We gave everybody Eastern style BBQ and we live in absolute squalor because no big corporations will come and make jobs East of I-95. It's all swamps tho, so it might be difficult to build infrastructure.
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>>203174052
the night of the hunter
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>>203174160
go back then you sound like a faggot
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>>203174160
I hope you get raped to death by a Venezuelan immigrant.
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>>203174575
>>203174529
southoids seething that their flyover shit-heap got exposed for what we all thought it was
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>>203174052
To be a true Southern State, the general populace needs to be at the poverty level, far below average in education, your elected officials need to be both dismissive of Federal Authority while simultaneously rattling their begging cup at the Feds. Excessively religious while paying no heed to the core tenants of the religion, just performative to a fault.
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>>203174052
Deliverance (1972)
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>>203174052
Jessica should have dyed her hair, but otherwise this is an awesome movie that I personally think captures the spirit of the show.
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>>203174649
To modern a take, they would be drug dealers/mules.
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>>203174417
Just move to Raleigh
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>>203174052
Shermans March (2007)
How about this movie your inbred fucks, always remember you lost and your ancestors died like cucks for rich barons to employ slaves for free instead of paying your ancestors a wage.
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>>203174052
>Blood games
>Deliverance
>2Fast2Furious
>Southern Comfort
>Motel Hell
>PumpkinHead
>Wrong Turn series (for better or worse)
>Moon of the Wolf
>Boggy Creek 1 & 2
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>>203174160
>drive slow as fuck
Stop speeding, anon.
Otherwise, I feel your pain. I'm in a state that shifted to red. Used to have competent drivers (other than the pickup trucks). Now, most drivers can't comprehend what a turn signal is.
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>>203174898
>redneck zombies
>Hatchet 1-3
>Victor Crowley
>2000 Maniacs
>2001 Maniacs
>Jeepers Creepers 1-2
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>>203175031
>The Grave
>Oh Brother Where Art Thou
>Gator Bait 1 and 2
>Platos Run
>Gator
>White Lightning
>Smokey and the Bandit series
>Sharkys Machine
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>>203174052
-Scarface.
-Bad Boys 1-4,
-Miami Vice,
-CSI:Miami,
-Dexter,
-Burn Notice,
-Transporter 2,
-Ace Ventura.

All in Miami,Florida.
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>>203175189
Also before I forget
>Tucker and Daley vs evil
>Maximum Overdrive
>>203175255
If a film happens in Miami or Atlanta it's almost always either an action or comedy, lousiana supernatural rednecks
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>>203174052
Little Nicky
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>>203174164
Leave my state, lefty.
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>>203175255
Miami isn't The South, in Florida the further north you go the further South you are.
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>>203174736
Raleigh sucks now. Most of muh cousins moved there over the last fifteen years and came back east. Everybody hates living and working in Raleigh.
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>>203174111
They fought for the confederacy so they're def part of Dixie
>>203174164
Missouri kicked off the Civil War you retarded faggot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleeding_Kansas
>It has been called a Tragic Prelude, or an overture, to the American Civil War, which immediately followed it.
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>>203175538
>Raleigh sucks now.
Really, what happened? I left Raleigh for school a few years ago then moved out of state for a job. Everything seemed fine before I left
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>>203174111
Texas is it's own thing
Basically east Texas is traditionally southern but once you get out into the plains it becomes its own thing, out in the hills there are the Germans, down along the valley there are the Tejanos
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>>203174052
We pretending Virginia isn’t the South now?
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>>203175764
>homeless people
>Volatile real estate prices
>The speculation around the Apple Corp.
Everything seems more shitty that a few years ago. The beltway is infested with hobos.
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>>203175764
The same old cycle
>Place becomes known as the cool hip place to move
>Millions of lame people move there
>It develops into just another medium large city
>Except now full of annoying people
Same thing that happened to Denver and then Austin. Idk what the current one is
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>>203175870
Chesapeake and northern Virginia isn't, western and southern is
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>>203175764
There is really no way to tell
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>>203175937
>Chesapeake not in da south
Bruh... All of Hampton Roads is southern as fuck.
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>>203175954
Sad.
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>>203174597
I'm a Yankee who is traveling around. I am not a faggot who thinks the south is worthless.

>everyone around me is genuinely dumb as a bag of bricks and votes trump
you are the problem. Go back to your welfare state
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>>203174417
>>203174736
>>203175538
Yep all us cool people are in the Charlotte metro area instead (though I live in Gastonia I really shouldn't be talking)
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>>203174160
>>strangers stop and make small talk constantly
the horror
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>>203176034
Enjoy getting jumped by a pack of nogs
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>>203176048
Nah I'm a neet who mostly stays home that don't happen to me.
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>>203175983
>a dozen miles of water away from m*ryland at any given point on the coast
>southern
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>>203176034
Mecklenburg County has a nice airport, I'll give it that. But damn... That city is crazy.
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>>203175870
It literally is part of it according to the image

all the red = south, dark red = deep south
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i hate the fake accents they use in tv and movies
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>>203176034
>Gastonia
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>>203176242
That team aint around anymore
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>>203176364
I know. But it was fun while it lasted.
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>>203176463
Well it sure lasted longer than the Honey Hunters did. They sure were a clusterfuck. Shall see how long this new team that doesn't even have a real name yet does.
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bro is really named "demonic chinese"
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>>203174111
>Texas isn't the South?
Texas was its own nation for a while around the early cowboy period, and this sentiment has been carried on to the current generation, so it's usually considered distinct from the other regions.
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>>203176142
I liked a recent small film where they just ignored the accent thing. Our Friend (2019), staring Dakota Johnson, Casey Affleck, and Jason Segel. They'll all just spoke regularly even though it was set in Fairhope, Alabama. It was based on a true story and the writer was one of the lead characters in the film, and he didn't have much of an accent (like many people in the south). So why not just ignore the whole thing? Everyone gave a great performance, probably helped but not having to worry about the silly, exaggerated accent.
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>>203176501
NC will never have any great teams. UNC and maybe NC State will be the best we ever get because the Panthers can't get a decent team together.
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Any "Southern Bell" movies besides Gone with the Wind?
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>>203176602
The Hornets in the 90s were awesome, they kept selling out.
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>>203174052
Sling Blade
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>>203175709
I was surprised by how good this was. The ending was perfect in my opinion. Also I really liked the ambiguity of the scene where she's playing piano. He either realizes that she's very talented and is consciously corrupting her, or he's completely clueless and literally just thinks that she would be better off with him as a pornstar. I think the ending kind of reinforces the latter.
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>>203174052
>region with the largest population of african americans
>it's shaped like a big dick
what did god mean by this?
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>>203176837
what?
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>>203176602
What about the 2006 Hurricanes?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Stanley_Cup_Finals
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>>203177934
That's hockey. Nobody in NC watches hockey.
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>>203178148
How embarrassing for all the teams they beat then.
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>>203174052
In The Heat Of The Night
Murder in Coweta County
Cool Hand Luke
Brubaker
Walking Tall
Mississippi Burning
The Big Easy

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
The Long Hot Summer
Remember The Titans
Fried Green Tomatoes
Crazy In Alabama
My Cousin Vinny
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>>203174603
Bingo.

>Alabama refugee
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>>203178176
Shoot, should've included Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil.
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>>203175189
>O Brother, Where art Thou
Absolute redneck masterpiece.
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>>203174118
Everywhere that seceded from the Union to become part of the Confederacy is the South. Anything that's blue in picrel besides Oklahoma, basically.
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>>203176611
Little Foxes with Bette Davis and Long Hot Summer with Paul Newman are classics
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>>203178244
In my mind KY and WV are also Southern states. Maryland used to be, before urbanization completely changed the culture.
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>>203178368
Yeah you can argue whether the border states / regions that stayed loyal are also part of the South but really when I think of "The South" I think of the old Confederacy.
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>>203176602
Charlotte has a decent baseball team and people still jack off App State for beating Michigan
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>>203174898
>>203175031
>pumkinhead
>Jeepers Creepers 2
These in that amusing category of movies that are supposed to be set in the south but are clearly shot in socal.

>>203178306
>Little Foxes
Jezebel too.
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>>203178490
>App State
Everybody I know that went there transfered out after their first or second semester. I've got a buddy that left last month for Boone... We'll see how he likes it.
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>>203174160
sounds comfy
can't wait for your califags to fuck off from everywhere you've turned up
and i say that as an asshole new englander
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>>203174160
I've never been to California, but I'm sure Tennessee is a frightened place by comparison. Yes, everybody is dumb, rude, uncultured, and ignorant. But most of them are very, very nice. Heavy handed, but nice. I would imagen it takes some getting used to for West coast folks.
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>>203174160
I was going to say you have trash bait and should do better, but seeing all these utterly retarded faggots responding to incredibly obvious shit like this makes me believe maybe southerners are all stupid.
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>>203179050
We are, mostly, profoundly stoopid. Education isn't very gud in da South. But some among us manage to become somewhat educated. At least in college. It's a desperate region.
>No money
>Few jobs
>Poverty and ignorance everywhere you turn
But it can be a pleasant place to live. If you enjoy the climate and the 'aw shucks' nature of the communities. It's bad, but it has It's charms.
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>>203178537
Pumpkinhead is so baffling. Like, there isn't a single thing about it that is southern.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjzOm2ZVmos
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>>203178244
West Virginia left Virginia for the express purpose of not being in the Confederacy.
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>>203179050
Bro a billionaire from new york literally convinced every NASCAR fan in the south that he was actually on their side for some reason lmao. You'd be suprised what you can get them to do.
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>>203179454
This. A lawyer from Kentucky wrote a book about it, decades ago... A very sad book.
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>>203179454
I’m pretty sure it’s the democrats who did that.
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>>203178758
>transfered out
That's a nice way of saying flunked out
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>>203179358
Which is why I didn't include them as being part of the South. Did you mean to reply to >>203178368 instead?
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>>203178957
Tennessee used to be nice. In the 2010s that started changing and now everyone here is so fucking angry over extremely mild sleights for no reason.
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There's a unique and powerful charm to a southerner who's educated and smart, and has the southern flavor of class. It's debonair. This describes myself and my friends, and you northerners will never meet us because we avoid you; aside from when we travel, anyway. Never fucking going back to Denver. I don't know what the hell it is with that town but I have never had the displeasure of meeting shittier people.
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>>203179454
sort of like how democrats convince non-white people, who they've been "systemically" oppressing and being racist against in the democrat-run cities for 100 years, to vote for them. yea the dems were pissed about him using their own strategy against them. there is no surprise over what the dems get their golems to do, though, because we've already seen them looting and rioting nearly every election cycle.
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>>203179727
dude graduated high school and thinks he's good will hunting lmao
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>>203178244
>Oklahoma
>Piss poor education. I was doing arts and crafts as "science" in high school
>Confederate flags in my neighborhood in OKC
>Very poor state with a terrible economy, everyone leaves after graduation
>Chicken fried steak and red-eye gravy for lunch in a public school.
I know we didn't secede, but I'd say we're honorary southern
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>>203179911
Why is it called the midwest when it's in the eastern half of your country?
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>>203179944
the borders of the USA changed over time
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>>203179969
So why isn't it called the far west?
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>>203179638
No, most of my bros ended up transferring to, and graduating from, ECU or UNC Wilmington or ECSU. Only one or two gave up.
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>>203179979
it was just called 'the west' for a time, but the border kept changing and so did the moniker until people settled on 'midwest'
why people decided on 'midwest' instead of changing again is just an arbitrary fact of history
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i like living in the south but everyone here is fucking fat and there arent much beautiful women because thet all turn obese at 20. also there are a lot of mexicans now.
i know its not a big deal but it really bums me out living around a bunch of fatties, theres nothing good to look at
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>>203176030
>welfare state
I don't think you know what that means.
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>>203174417
>big corporations will come and make jobs
I hear this from my other friends that live in NC. It's all gloom and doom. But then I remind them they decided to live in Winston or Greensboro or Greenville, and that the get really defensive. Just move to the Raleigh/Cary/Apex area. Jobs everywhere with high pay from 'big corporations.' Wish people that live in other NC towns would stop assuming everyone in the state is a burn out loser just because they refuse to leave their shit town.
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>>203180044
i empathize with you, brother
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Will be traveling to Huntsville Alabama soon.
What am I in for?
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>>203180241
Glowie contractors
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>>203179914
I was homeschooled and I take pride in being an autodidact more knowledgeable than the majority of the college educated.
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>>203180241
many daily commutes, people who love the government unconditionally (because it makes them rich), a lot of good breweries, being unable to walk or bike places, very nice ambient natural scenery.
I quite loved living in a place where everywhere i looked let me see forested hills.

I don't really know how the night life is. i left before i was old enough to partake, and when i moved back i was too busy with work to party.
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>>203180241
a very brown rental housing economy. if your hotel is near down town just don't go out at night and you should be fine. attached is a crime map aka ethnic demography map of the city.
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>>203180301
I too was a homeschool kid. And then I got to university and started learning shit. I tested out of high school early but I still didn't really learn anything until college.
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>>203180387
Meth. Lots and lots of meth.
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>>203180199
i hope one day people wont be so fat and unhealthy
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>>203180174
Isn't BofA headquartered in NC? I would imagine there's a decently sized finance market there with cushy high paying WFH jobs.
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>>203180511
In Charlotte, the blackest and coincidentally most dangerous city in the state
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>>203180511
There are a lot of huge companies here, they just aren't in fuckin Mebane. I'm in the RDU area, and drive passed Lenovo, Intel, and Cisco on the way to grocery store. The mall I used to hang out as was walking distance from Epic Games. It's crazy how much is here, that no one really acknowledges.

I'm kind of cool with it, as we don't need any more out of state people clogging everything up, but it does bum me out having friends in Danville complain about NC when if they moved 50 miles in the direction of these hubs, they'd be making double the salary and actually have places to go on a Friday night. But nah~ They wallow in self pity about where they chose to 'settle down' instead.
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>>203180511
There are some, but not as many as you might imagine. They bring people from other areas. The cost of living is ridiculously low in most parts of NC. Crazy low. Because all the counties are tier one. If you make more than 40k a year, you can live lavishly.
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>>203180426
Yeah, I only starting learning after as well. The good thing about homeschooling is that one can focus on natural aptitudes, one of mine being writing, and I'm now a published author.
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>>203180511
Actually, BofA deez nuts is headquartered at your momma's.
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>>203180620
>The mall I used to hang out as was walking distance from Epic Games
It IS Epic Games now. They bought out the land a couple years ago
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>>203180571
That kind of goes for every city though. You'd be hard pressed to find a growing city that isn't full of black nonsense. It's just in many of these southern cities, you don't have to really deal with it. No one making more than $75,000 a year in Charlotte is actually living around the black city trash. None of them are doing the NYC apartment nonsense. Maybe if they're making $150,000 a year they have a planned yuppie apartment in a nice part of town, but it's much rarer than people in northern cities would think.

We all move to the suburbs/outskirts, then commute in when we need to, and even that is assuming you work for one of the few companies stupid enough to pay rent for something in the middle of down town.
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>>203180704
Yeah, I saw that.
All the stupid memories from going to lunch there during highschool and shooting the shit with the buddies.
RIP Cary Town Center.
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>>203180630
Same here. My dad had a community college degree, and my mom barely graduated high school. English I excelled at, but nobody knew enough math to teach me. So my SAT was always English dependant. Mathematics is still difficult for me. But I did tutor arithmetic and algebra in college in the student labs.
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>>203180467
Not happening. Those fat bitches are gonna find a beta simp to settle for them. If they aren't fat, they have kids
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>>203180751
>i share this board with "people" from c*ry
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>>203180759
>English dependant.
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>>203180825
the 'people on road trips stop at my town for cheap gas and to shit at our gas stations' is strong in this post
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>>203174052
why the fuck isn't louisiana red? it's as deep south as it gets
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>>203180759
Yep. I cheated in math and that really did not help. The answers were in the damn book ffs, I just wanted to be done and go back to playing Starsiege.
I was such a spoiled brat lol.
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>>203180096
>California
what else do I need to know?
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>>203175896
>The beltway is infested with hobos.
Did they ever get around to finishing 540 or does it still just end in Holly Springs?
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>>203180096
He means "beaner" welfare state, because you want to give them everyone else's money, as if taxes is free.
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>>203181058
I had to work my ass off to stay in college. I didn't have time for anything else. Go to school, do research, and make money. That was muh life for six years. I hated every minute of it. But I did well. I don't regret any of it.
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>>203180961
If only, then I never would have had to deal with Cary growing up
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>>203181088
I haven't been back to Raliegh in over a year. I hope it's done. That whole shit was fucked.
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Where my fellow Ashevillains at?
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>>203180571
Crime in Charlotte is very segregated. It's not like Greensboro where the entire city is a shithole.
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>>203181088
>live literally right next to one of the future 540 exits
>540 will lead directly to my workplace
>project has been pushed back multiple times this year alone
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>>203181265
>About 4 hours away from you... You stay there... Enjoy that piedmont and dem mountains and whatever. And screw your tomato barbecue sauce and slaw!
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>>203181308
Huge fan of how, regardless of where you're from in NC, we all agree Greensboro is fuckin shit.

It really is a special kind of shit hole town too that only continues to exist because there are just too many burn outs that refuse to move somewhere better. That and they have a coliseum that no one goes to any more and a few shit schools that suckers in art fags.

There is no concrete reason for that city to still exist, and yet, for some god forsaken reason, it still does.
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NEET here, I live south of Raleigh. How do I get a job that isn't in a grocery store or restaurant with only a high school diploma?
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>>203181478
In NC? You can't. Get your ass into Wake County Community College and start learning. That way you've got a chance.
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>>203181148
How's your debt? I've always been very happy that I skipped college. Everyone I know who did makes just as much if not less than me, don't do anything related to their degree, and still have debt years and years later. The one person I know who is still in their degree field works at MIT as a researcher and loathes it because he's basicly just there to wrench the data into the pocket from which the current funding was found.
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>>203181478
Have one of your father's friends offer you a position in their firm.
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>>203179050
is it bait when everybody from california talks like this?
at what point does art just become real?
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>>203181478
>find a skill you can BS
>lie about how good you are at that skill
>accept that anyone taking a risk on your BS lie is probably going to pay you a less than you'd like
>Stick around for 6+ months while you get the actually skill to back up your BS lie
>ask for more pay, or go for a real job using your (no longer) BS skill

Basically, fake it 'till you make it.
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>>203181423
>There is no concrete reason for that city to still exist, and yet, for some god forsaken reason, it still does.
The tank farm and the interstate exchange are the only things propping that godforsaken city up
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>>203181559
I should clarify that by data I mean findings - as in, they're paid to make "scientifically empirical" conclusions to order.
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>>203181478
Unironically,
>>203181544
WTCC is the largest community college system in NC, and one of the largest in the US. Extremely cheap, 2 years is about the same as a semester at a state run university. Lots of partially online and online options if you live far away. It's a very good school. Simply having an associates, or completing a trades program, will land you a decent job in the triangle.
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>>203181308
Fair enough. Aside from Carowinds, the only part of Charlotte I ever spent any time in was around the uni, and that's basically Harrisburg anyways
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>>203181478
I couldn't find anything even with a Bachelor's
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>>203181478
what field? That kind of determines everything else.
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Smokey and the Bandit
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The Waterboy
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>>203174052
I never even knew about our swamp people until I watched this since I grew up in the middle of the state
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>>203181943
People have mentioned being a corrections officer. Anyone know what that's like? There is an A&E show I watched a bit of, bit it mostly seemed like mostly TV drama bs.
>what field?
Hard to say beyond "not grocery store or restaurant" other than including "not basic bitch warehouse shit"
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redneck nigger loving white trash
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>>203182188
I have an associate's degree, and a bachelor's degree in Criminal Justice. Both in NC. Working in a prison sucks for most people. Unless you paid attention in school and know what's going on. It's a sad, militarized place. But if you can learn to handle all the shit that's going to come your way, it does pay. It pays well. But if you have a wife or kids, it's too time consuming, imo. That prison will bleed you for all the time you have. If you have a bachelor's, I recommend becoming a private investigator. Attorneys pay for those, and you don't have to spend all day and night inside a prison.
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>>203182437
DO IT AGAIN, UNCLE BILLY!
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Django: Unchained
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>>203182185
Kino. I love that movie.
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>>203182188
>Hard to say beyond "not grocery store or restaurant"
Hate to be blunt, but this doesn't sound like a problem that 4chan is going to solve. You have to find what you enjoy, or at least what you can do and not hate. That's something only you can do, man. Regardless, we've all been there, so best of luck.
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>>203178244
Whenever I look at a map of the US I'm always surprised. I have a picture in my head of where certains states are relative to each other and it doesn't match. Non-American btw.
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Mississippi Burning
Betrayed
Forrest Gump
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>>203180825
Fuck you I like Cary once you ignore the Chinese, Indians, Mexicans, and Middle Easterners
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>>203179911
nevada is part of the mountains, not pacific coast
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>>203174052
Talladega Nights and Blue Velvet are pure Carolinakino.
>t. NCanon
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>>203174736
>>203175538
I live in Raleigh and I’m a somewhat infamous poster here lol
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>>203182437
>posts a guy who killed white people specifically to give blacks equal rights
What did he mean by this?
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>>203183226
He burned Atlanta to the ground. That makes him based
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>>203183226
rednecks and hillbilies and all you soothern fucks aren't people. You ugly buck-tooth fucks are either fucker your fambly members or niggers...just look at all the coal burners and oil drillers there, you dumb inbred fuck
>>203183273
This. Fuck APElanta
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>>203183362
How can you be inbred but a racemixer at the same time? Make up your mind, schizo. Just say you don't like white people.
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>>203174052
Flight
Junebug
Win a Date with Tad Hamilton
Gone with the Wind
The Legacy of a Whitetail Deer Hunter
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>>203176030
Born and bred Yank here

I spent eight years down south

Absolutely miserable place. Violent, shitty, completely braindead kind of place. If you don't love college football and meat roasted on a grill with literal pounds of salt and msg spices slathered into it before you drown that shit in honey bbq sauce till you can't even taste the goddamn meat, you're shit out of luck down there. I met some cool people there but they were invariably out of state transplants or Europeans. The nice folks who were from there are outnumbered by hordes of nigger tier troublemakers and retards. Miserable, depressing towns. Worship of the Coca-Cola company is so pervasive that soft drinks in general are called Coke, when New Coke came out, psychologists rated the level of Southern distress on the level of losing a family member.

Do they have some cute idiosyncrasies? Yeah. Do they have fun? Totally. But that doesn't change the fact that half the hot girls there lived in trailer parks and smoked meth while getting finger fucked by their fathers. Motherfuckers are UGLY down there too, living in Florida you saw sausage golems trundling around like beasts of burden. Absolutely dismal backwaters all around.
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>>203183776
>Born and bred Yank here
>I spent eight years down south
So stoked you went back. We're always happy to see another one gtfo.
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>>203180301
Pride is a sin anon.

Proud of u tho
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>>203183776
>Yankee
>spouts a bunch of faggotry
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>>203174111
Texas is to the South as California is to the West Coast and the South West
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>>203182955
Who?
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>>203183826
You say that but every time I go back people are crowding around me asking me when I'm gonna come back and visit again. The girls love me because I don't beat them when I drink and the guys love me because I can make a joke about lizard people or do some shrooms without turning into a dildo. You guys can't hang worth shit.
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>>203183776
I was raised in the South but this is true. The Northeast isn't a utopia but goddamn the South sucks shit. Miserable place.
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>americans swarmed this thread with disdain for a region of their own country and its people
>something you will only see with americans, at such a resentful level at least.
There is always playful rivalries and differences; like southern and northern Italians, etc. But Goddamn Americans genuinely loathe at big blocks of people their country is comprised of. There is something very wrong with American culture. Individualism and consumerism, not having a common binding identity except muh constitution, has really fried your brains and blacken your hearts. The time when America falls and disappears can't come soon enough.
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>>203184077
Hey now Chang, nobody said anyone hates anyone.

Except for Southies seething about Yankchads or Califags bitching about Lord Hillbilly Humongous, we get along just fine.
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>>203184077
Anon, other countries have genocides between segments of the population that don't like each other.
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>>203184077
There's some real irony to this post.
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>>203183874
>Southoid
>Has no response to his betters
As usual
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>>203179911
this is actually very helpful I get very confused by american local lingo. at least here in bongland it's just norf and souf (the rest don't matter)
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>>203184077
>Thread is full of north vs south shitflinging
>One anon comes in complaining about America
>Immediately dogpiled by Yanks and Southerns

There's hope in the strangest of places.
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>>203184257
Fucking Mank twat
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>>203184180
>we get along just fine.
Bhahahaha keep telling yourself that
>>203184182
>has to compare themselves to the third world in order to feel better
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>>203184305
yorkshire pal.
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>>203180044
I kinda like the mexicans, they're food is better for the most part and they seem like they are actually enjoying life while alot of the old white people I see now are just eternally pissed and miserable to interact with. been living in east TN for 20+years of my life. your point of the fatties is true though, you'd think for a place that has amazing outdoors, more people would be fit
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>>203184514
Good thing nobody asked you fag
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>>203184267
God bless the USA
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>>203183988
>every time I go back people are crowding around me
>The girls love me
>I can make a joke about lizard people
got a laugh out of me. GG's
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>>203184547
My apologies, Britanon

I heard Yorkshires town pride took a bit of a hit a little while back when you guys found out Ethiopia was holding a benefit rock concert for ya.
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>>203176030
>I am not a faggot who thinks the south is worthless.
Well you are a faggot
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>>203184729
You have the quintessential retard accent big boy, keep your mouth shut
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>>203174052
To Kill A Mockingbird
Gone With the Wind
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>>203184761
If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mom's teeth
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>>203184704
good I need some more money for the fruit machines. I know it's going to be a winner any day now
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>>203184626
This site is for unwarranted posting. Besides evil, americans are also very dumb. I hope more of your troops get lynched like it happened in turkey.
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>>203184077
>attacks America for no reason whatsoever
>>203184847
euroscum or chang or some other third world shithole?
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>>203174160
I hope you get shot by niggers, commie
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>>203179050
This post is a certified “Takes 2 to (mastur)Bait” banger
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>>203174160
Fun fact. Nashville doesn't want you either. Leave Tennessee, faggot commie. You probably moved here for a "TURN <STATE> BLUE" meme anyways. Fag.
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I really like that whenever a northern fag leaves the south, it's an all around win.

The northern fag gets to go back to the shit hole they call home, and the south has one less New York license plate hogging the left lane. Everybody wins!
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>>203184898
>attacks America for no reason whatsoever
The reason was explicitly stated you dumbfuck. The way amershits on this thread talk about their own countrymen and home states shows the kind of rotten people you are. Posters in the beginning of the thread were badmouthing their home states because they don't like the said states' politics. And that happens from both sides but a bit more from the left tbf. You people don't understand the concept of home and nation. You are a corporation with fat shitskin employees who shit talk the less fortunate ones. And your obsession with where I'm from shows you have no rebuttal.
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>>203179183
It’s set in hillbilly country, and the old witch has a very authentic Southern accent.
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>>203185249
>non-American doesn't understand Americans
lol
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>>203185312
Thank God I'm not american so I can experience community and pride of nation. Something you will never know about because you have neither you nigggerloving ignorant fuck.
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>>203185410
>non-American ANGRY he doesn't understand Americans
lmao
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>>203185457
Get off my dick you they/them lgbdgtqwsqk amershit pervert
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>>203185617
>non-American attempts to insult American
lmfao
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>>203174111
nope, southwest
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>>203179911
>West Virginia
>Northeast
wut
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Ode to Billy Joe is unironic kino. Kino plot twist.
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>>203185256
She's about the only one that does. The sequels sort of get progressively more countrified with mixed results. 4 Centers around the Hatfields and the McCoys but all the actors are Romanians approximating hick accents but it doesn't quite work.
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>>203174111
Texas is mostly a southwestern state because of all the mexicans. southern states have less mexicans and a larger black population.
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US military vs backwoods hillbillies
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>>203186894
not an american but I remember that being kino. is it the one where some rookies are on a training exercise and the hillbillies hunt them?
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>>203174118
Asheville libtard here. Outside of the major urban areas and the Triangle, NC is very much the South culturally. I will say that the state sucks outside of the Western part.
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>>203174160
>>strangers stop and make small talk constantly
no one would ever say that as a negative, this is a false flag.
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>>203186973
Yup. It is really good.
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bump
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every movie is about some scot-irish hillbilly stupid southern kid becoming the most powerful big dick person in the world.

They are just blowing up Los Angeles.
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>>203175828
>>203176553
>>203183887
>>203186277
>>203186868
Thanks bros, I understand now. I've wanted to visit the US for a while, would Texas be a good place? If so, what part of/city in Texas?
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A walk to remember
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>>203174052
Sounder (1972) is a weird one, it's good for kids
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>>203181478
Police, Fire, EMS, Dispatch work
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>>203186894
Great film
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>>203181478
the replies to this are even more bleak than my shitty norf mining town. at least there's comfy service jobs aplenty and factories/construction if you don't want to be in an office. no need to resort to the lower tier wagie jobs or doing something difficult like working for the emergency services.
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>>203174164
What's the deal with Missouri? The one time I drove through there I was at some junction of highways and there were like 8 cops all with someone pulled over. I thought there was a bank robbery or some big shooting but I had to go through this checkpoint and they said it was just a normal night. I'm in my 30's and I have never seen anything like that where I'm from.
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>>203189154
maybe I've watched too many movies but it could be a training exercise or a tip off. I've been walking down the street before in bongland and a squad of SWAT team turned up out of nowhere and told me to fuck off, cheeky cunts.
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>>203174052
The Foot Fist Way
10/10
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>>203174417
Apple is taking over NC faggot. Epic Games is based in Cary. And Cheerwine.
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>>203174597
>southoids seething that their flyover shit-heap got exposed
The South was "First in Flight" you subway rat AIDS infected nigger
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>>203189193
>tip off
That could make sense. With the junction going N/S E/W there is probably some drug trafficking going through there. I'm about to move to a place that is apparently a major route up from Mexico so I bet I'll see some shit there. I've never seen SWAT myself. Were they in one of those armored cars?
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>>203174898
>>203175031
not including the most famous slasher made and set in the south: the mutilator which just got a sequel forty years later
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>>203189565
no it was just a van but they weren't pissing around, had guns out and everything which isn't normal at all here. looked on the news later that day and nothing had happened. saw copters in the sky too after having to go back the way I'd came. my guess is training exercise but instead of saying that they just yelled fuck off like wankers.
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I'm from the deep south and moved around to many states in my day.
Sure there are a lot of similarities but different parts of the South can be pretty drastically different from each other. North Louisiana is like another country compared to middle Tennessee, and rural Alabama might as well be on the moon while NC felt like typical east coast big city shit.
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>>203181265
Little Sister is a based Asheville kino
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>>203189641
>no it was just a van
Oh sneaky. I saw cops with guns out a couple times, once when I was walking home drunk. I had my headphones on but I saw the lights flashing on the trees in front of me so I turned around and there are three fucking guns in my face. I'm like yeah you got me. The other time some chick was getting the shit beat out of her in the parking lot where I lived.
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>>203174111
East Texas is kind of but overall no
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>>203189641
Oh yeah and speaking of copters I was in DC when that Yakub guy did the shooty. Copters were going nuts but it was my first day there so I wasn't sure if that was normal. My dad gets back and he's like "this mass shooting just happened right in front of me." We had to take a bus but the routes were all fucked up because parts of the city were closed off.
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>>203189884
see armed coppers in cities a lot but I'm in a little town. it was quite odd. and I would have thought if it were a proper manhunt or something it would've made the news but nothing came of it. did have a neighbour who stabbed her husband but that was just a normal police response.
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>>203190009
>and I would have thought if it were a proper manhunt or something it would've made the news but nothing came of it.
That is odd. I feel like a training exercise should be cordoned off beforehand.
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>>203190067
my thoughts exactly, I wasn't the only person there. there were families walking their dog and stuff. didn't tell us what was going on just to fuck off in the other direction. I reported it as a complaint afterwards for being rude assholes lol
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>>203190153
>I reported it as a complaint afterwards for being rude assholes lol
kek based.
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>>203189154
dui checkpoint?



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