>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE2YZhcC4NY
>>203205095fnaf won
>>203205095Snoodbros we can't stop winning
>>203205095IT’S FUCKING OVER>>203205114i KNEEL
>>203205095kek it's kino
>>203205095This is the ultimate cringe.
>>203205095After all these years, I still kek at this.https://youtu.be/_bPyDeHxArE
>>203205095WUT DUH HEYUL?
>>203205095fat samoanfat shebooncouple of jew kidsand whatever the hell jack black is.and some snark humorbet the kids will love it
>>203205095jumanji for zoomers
pass
>>203205095what the fuck is that
>>203205095If there's snood, I watchSimple as
>>203205095it's actually the worst thing it could have been
>>203205095DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>>203205095KINO ALERT
>>203205095Anime, Minecraft, Vidya in general ruined an entire generation of humans and turned them into sexual deviants and failed human beings.
>>203205193oh lawd
>>203205095wait isnt that /ourgirl/
BROWN BRICKS IN MINECRAP
>>203205095>another movie where Jack Black plays himself
The appeal of Minecraft is that you are in control, and you can do anything. Every person has their own discovery and methodology. Simply put, each game is a unique story. A movie, inherently, could never capture this type of freedom and discovery.And this adaptation looks horrific.
>>203205095Oh its an self-insert animal friend movie because of course it is
>>203205242Mostly tranime and some vidya. But also it more has to do with unrestricted access to the internet. Internet really was a mistake.
>>203205095Kill me
Oy vey
>>203205282he cute
>>203205247Sure was. Looks like a minor role though
Kino.
>>203205095Based
who are the four faggots and why isn't Steve the main character? Where's Alex?
>>203205282JewFat BlackJack BlackReddit Momoaandrogynous One
shiiiiiiiiieeeeet!
>AWWWH SHEEE NIGGA, DAFUQ DAT?of course
>>203205261all they had to do was adapt story mode
>>203205095HOLY SHIT FNAF FUCKING WON>FNAF WONFNAF WON>FNAF WONFNAF WON>FNAF WONFNAF WON>FNAF WONFNAF WON>FNAF WONHow does it make you feel that the correct fandom was FNAF and not beta male gaya garbage like undertale and minecraft?FNAF is for CHADS
mario if he real
>>203205309Not a single white male again
>director of Napoleon Dynamiteyou fucking kidding
>>203205310Relentless
>>203205095This will make a billion dollars
Why not just make a movie based on battleship why don't you>They didI fucking hate Hollywood
>>203205095>Jason Ma'amoaWtf is this? Humiliation ritual?
>>203205095https://youtu.be/wsO-Td0hqXo?si=06xoAan39RMkYUju https://youtu.be/3l8sroTeQ84?si=5Vk-sbQThDMnqau2
>>203205310>Fat Black goes around griefing peoples' builds
>>203205323What the fuck is FNAF?
>>203205095Will watch in IMAX for snood
>>203205095KINO ALERT>KINO ALERTKINO ALERT>KINO ALERTKINO ALERT>KINO ALERTKINO ALERT>KINO ALERTKINO ALERT>KINO ALERTKINO ALERT>KINO ALERTKINO ALERT>KINO ALERTKINO ALERT>KINO ALERTKINO ALERT>KINO ALERThttps://youtu.be/Xx4XBOglPTQ?si=usrCo9PjA4m34jq0
>>203205310>Cut to sassy black woman>AH HAY-ELL NAW!Jesus Christ, it's like something /v/ would write to mock Hollywood.
> it's just normal fucking faggot actors playing themselves in a CG world> they didn't even bother to do the dumb fucking block design of the game for them
>>203205278It really was. I have a girl cousin who is about to turn 21 and you've never seen a bigger case of arrested development. Worse yet, she's now "come out" as a "non-binary lesbian" and refuses to either get a job or continue schooling. She just stays on the Internet all day long and video games like Fortnite. She also does idiotic and embarrassing Tik-Toks about how much of a lesbian she is and other dumb and humiliating bullshit. I was pretty upset and even confronted her parents about it but they'd rather bury their heads in the sand than face up to the fact they failed their child and she will never live a normal life. By my understanding, if you're over 20 and still in the same life stage as 15 well then brother your life is permanently wasted.
>>203205386do these type of panels even exist anymore
>shit nigga I can have anything a mothafucka could dream of?
>"Realistic" minecraft charactersewwwthat sheep looks disgusting
>>203205386They should've put them in the movie instead
>beatlesBoomers made this movie
>>203205408> cuts to black woman> AW HA HELL NAH MUMMA AINT GONNA LIKE THIS> cuts to sweeping vista with inspirational music > "WE CAN SAVE THIS WORLD..BUT WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER"> epic orchestral version C418 plays > title drop > AWWWW PAPA GONNA NEED A BRAND NEW BAG MMMHMM
>>203205418>confronted her parents about itShe's not your responsibility or burden. I'm not saying this to defend her. God no. But it's true. She's only hurting herself and she's very close to that age where all notions of turning things around become impossible and unrealistic. What's done is done, I'm afraid. You just have to learn from her life being wasted so you keep your children away from Vidya, tranime and the internet. get them into sports. Period.
>>203205468Jared Hess is a Gen X'r, last generation to care about The Shittles
>>203205310wtf happened to kenan thompson? did he troon out?
>>203205418you're posting on 4chan my dude
>>203205506I swear to you, that band must be some kind of MI6 psyop. No way music that fucking incoherent and sloppy has such a legendary status.
Don't care, still want to smooch Emma Myers
>>203205391what are you?im 50 and i know thisand dont say your too cool to know these things, your in a film imageboard about a kiddie flic
>>203205468It was wither going to be Beatles, Led Zepplin, or AC/DC. Maybe Nirvana if they wanted to be more """"modern""".
>>203205512And? By your logic, simply using the internet puts you in the same bracket as those terminally online sexual deviants which is an insane thing to say. Me using this site has no bearing on my personality or me as a person because I can filter things out and not internalize them. I can tell by your post that you've made browsing this site an extension of your personality and think others do too which is sad to say the least.
>>203205468Magical Mystery Tour came out in '67 it's likely to be someone in their 50s writing this shit, the age of the parents who have kids that like Minecraft but don't understand it
Who is this for??I doubt kids will give a fuck, zoomers and millennials who suck Minecraft off constantly are already shitting on it. Why not just make it fucking animated too? It looks so fake and shit with 5 semi normal looking people in the cgi world. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>>203205334wasn't it initially mac from sunny in Philadelphia?
>What the hellWell my Nephew isn't allowed to watch this movie. The first line of dialogue in the trailer is profanity and his mother is very christian
>>203205095trailer reminds me of this
>>203205095>we finna be minin' 'n craftin n sheeeeiit
>>203205512This tranime forum is the only place you can talk freely (more than others at least) but if there was a tranime-free alternative, I'd be using it.
>>203205554>semi normalkek
>>203205539>NirvanaI want a Minecraft trailer with Rape Me in it
>>203205544there are worse things in life than being a neet, like being a drug addict/alcholic/porn addicted
>>203205494>get them into sports. Period.lol lmao
>>203205215Came here to say this
Why is there no asian people?
>>203205588But that's what they are. The difference has become so miniscule. They're addicts and them not doing heroin is not such a big comfort. They're still failed people with ruined lives.>porn addictionThat's what makes them like this. Also, oversocialization and loss of reality through isolation. Perfect cocktail to permanently fuck up a person for life.
Looks awful
>>203205575this character looks so visually unappealing, why do the resident shlomos and shmuels in Hollywood always have to cast the most obese ugly deformed freaks with the nappiest of hair instead of an actual attractive african woman like Lupita Nyong'o or a mixed girl like Nathalie Emmanuel
>>203205579>Lithium plays during montage of the gang building a house and fighting off Creepers.
>>203205589What's so funny about that? Sports instill discipline, keeps kids lean and away from the screen and provides them with a rigid and healthy structure to their lives.
>>203205334He was supposed to direct the Nicktoons movie before it was cancelled because of the Ren and Stimpy creator being metoo'd. I wonder why he's been eyed for big children's movies for some time.
>Kids movie>Most of the main protagonists are over 40
>>203205626if i were to make up a non-/pol/ answer i could maybe say that as this is a comedy they wanted a black woman who is "comedic" and usually that's associated with fat black bitches like thisthe "big momma" stereotype
>>203205651Or they appeal to men in their 40s (ie snood)
>HES RIGHT BEHIND ME ISNT HE
>>203205095Kino
At least KINO is releasing this winter…Yet again, the sonic movies remain on top for video game movies
>>203205095i know its a teaser but normal people from the real worldthey walk into a detailed version of minecraft and go what the hell?this is so low conceptthis is not what a teaser is supposed to achieve
>>203205666kek
>>203205193LAWDS HAVE MERCY GIBS DAT ENDAHPEARL
looks like shit and I'm not even talking about sheboon, monsters look stupid as fuck
>>203205448this would only work if you dropped the blockiness completely
>>203205686Sonic 3 will make 2 billion
>>203205686 >Borderlands release in August >Sonic 3 releases in December >Minecrafty releases in April the mogging in terms of absolutely everything will absolutely be brutal kek
>>203205651>kids movieI have some bad news, anon.
More snood = good
>>203205642> Sports instill discipline, keeps kids lean and away from the screen and provides them with a rigid and healthy structure to their lives.It’s not the sport but the figure they look up to in the sport that instills discipline but regardless if your only using sports to keep kids away from the screen your raising a disaster instead go out with them while they are young encourage them to work with their hands do hobbies etc. that gives them better skills for life
>>203205095It's not even called "Minecraft", it's called "A Minecraft Movie"
>>203205744Shadowbros keep winning
>>203205391Fingering niggers and faggots. It's a lgbtq phrase.
>>203205762Its a Kids movie. Just because grown ass man babies will go to see it doesn't make it not a kids movie.
>>203205766she can't save this one snoodbrah
>>203205766Reminder that Snood kissed a paki in 2024.
Would this be better or worse than whatever this was?
Best Emma is in it
>>203205815The same they both are kino
>>203205534I have no idea what FNAF is and you didn't answer my question
I watch for snood
I'm so fatigued by blacks
>>203205835Five NiggerAnusesFingered Fnaf
>>203205806Snood saves everythingWednesday would've been shit without Enid
>Trailer starts with obese black woman saying a word current Minecraft profanity filters prevent you from actually usingThis will be great
Minecraftbros I don't feel so good...
>>203205095POGGERS IN THE CHAT
>>203205815no way it's gonna top Story Mode
>>203205882I'm not saying I"m cool. I'm saying I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FNAF IS! And none of you assholes are giving me serious answer.
>>203205549There are Millennials that like the Beatles too. You forget how much of an influence they had on pop culture in the 90s and early 2000s.
>>203205095Let's GO SNOOD>>5669993
>some youtubers 13 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uyxVmdaJ-w
>>203205095YEAHI'M HAVING SEX IN MINECRAFT OOOOHI JUMP ON THE BEDWE'RE HAVING SEX IN MINECRAFT
>>203205910you can't say "hell" in minecraft?
>>203205936Five Nights At Freddy’s, a popular indie horror game which got a movie last year
DERP
Let's rewrite this movie one post at a time:Two boys around age 10 venture into the local forest
>they spent money on a Beatles song for the trailer
>>203206034erm what the sigma
>>203206042They find me a child predator I rape them
>>203206056They find me a creeper
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725457696759753.webm
>>203206042unbenownst to them they are being followed by Herobrine
>>203205835Here’s a hint: It’s a title for an extremely popular video game series. A movie based on it came out last year.Or you can just take 2 seconds to google it
>>203205686i prefer the follow up poster
Will he make a cameo appearence?
>>203205193>pass
>sheeeit we minecraft now
>>203206070I rape you and themEnd
>>203206082oh my
>>203206082sure you do
>>203206087They should've put him to direct the movie if it isn't for kids.
OH LAWD DEM BRICKS
>>203205606diversity is only about blacks, apparently
This is the cast? How are these four supposed to have chemistry?
looks fun
>THIS SUMMER, GRAB YOUR PICKAXE... >Cut to Jason Momoa and Danielle Brooks in a cave >Jason "We need diamonds, right? Then we just dig down!" >Danielle "AW HELL NAW YOU GONNA GET BURNT UP" >Jason "I will not get burnt up!" >He digs down and falls into lava >"OH GOD OH GOD IT BURNS" >Danielle shakes her head "Yeah he got burnt up" >CHOP SOME TREES... >*montage of Steve building an epic wooden mansion* >*he opens the door to find a hoard of creepers waiting for him* >Steve "Guys, guys, I spent hours on this, don't you dare even..." >Cut to giant explosion >BUST SOME MOVES... >Cut to Villager doing a headspin >BUSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIINNNN >AND GET READY TO >*montage of characters saying 'Minecraft'* >MINECRAFT >Shot of Snood raising her hand "Uh, aren't we farming as well?" >Kid adds "And fishing." >Momoa adds "And enchanting." >Brooks adds "And smelting..." >etc >Steve rolls his eyes "Ok, ok, it's just a name!" >APRIL 2025
>>203206101
FUCK SNOOOOD
SO WE BACK IN THE MINE
He's in
>>203205132Fuck yes.
>>203206212Kino
>henry cavill as herobrineKEEENNNOOO
>>203206130This give made me dry heave
>>203205665I'm in my 50s tho
>>203205095Who the fuck is the target audience for this?
>>203206254>Steve sacrifices himself in a final battle with Herobrine so the protagonists can escape back to their world/tv/ is not prepared for the kino
>>203206324Snood appeals to all men over 30She's cute and wife material
>>203205095dustiest brimstone straight from the deepest pit of niggerhell
>>203205095>a bunch of 40's and a fat fuck in a kids movieof course
>>203205095why aren't the humans cubes?
>>203205835>>203206075goo gol???sounds like effort...
>>203205801The correct take.
>>203206075>Here’s a hint: It’s a title for an extremely popular video game seriesI'm 45. I don't play video games so just tell what it is please
>>203206194and the black would attack the asian over some invented bullshit. too real for the kiddies
>>203206254>>203206297
>>203205801I though Minecraft was played exclusively by grown ass manbabies nowadays.This just looks like a shittier more cartoony version of the Jumunji remake. Even down to having Jack Black play le comedy character
>>203205095this is just ((them)) flexing having infinite money at this point
>>203206427>I though Minecraft was played exclusively by grown ass manbabies nowadays.Modded Java Minecraft is not for babies. Babies wouldn't even know how to start
>>203206370its the 'real people enter imaginary world' tropeusually they set up some good reason for this to happen but its just a teaser i guess
>>203206415>>203206194>Jews have a more casting prescene in the film>AAAIEEEE WHY DID BLACKIE STEAL MY COOKIE.The absolute state of this board lol. You fucks would still complain regardless especially if it's an Asian from the usually batch they pick like Awkwafinna.
>>203205769This. The whole world is built so people don't have to raise their kids themselves and then they have the audacity to wonder where they did wrong shipping their kids off to others who in turn fuck em up. But sports are still better than leaving them a click away from hardcore mind ruining pornography.
>>203206409christcancel your internet and get the crossword out you faliure
>>203206197>putting the black woman in the front to make her look even fatterbased
>i wonder why is Jack Black in every big animationnvm
>>203205095>that green screen
>>203206496the main reason i complain and mock the repeated use of tired tropes is becausethere is nonone no ordinary white american couples in anythingeverisnt that a bit odd and racist?
>>203205095Looks even worse than Borderlands
>>203205282Pretty cool that Destiny is getting roles in movies now
>>203205095There are a couple of ways you could make a working Minecraft film and this is the worst they could've chosen. They should've just copied the Lego Movie.
>>203206048It's Paul McCartney!
It doesn't look good, glorified commercial that is soulless type of bad
This looks fucking terrible and I absolutely positively am not saying that just because of the two fat black women (the dark one and Jack Black)
>>203205282Is that a Paul Rudd nepo baby?
>>203206462I don't even know what the fuck that is. I didn't know Minecraft was still popular. My girlfriend sometimes builds things in creative mode which are pretty neat. But does it really need a meme movie?
Looks gay and lame>Verification not required.
Snoodbros how we feeling
We need to take the "2019 Sonic" route and pray to God this can be salvaged.
>>203206197This looks exactly like my workmates at the office. Please kill me.
>>203205811fake
MAGICAL MYSTERY BROS its our time
>>203206619but what could this be CGI'ed into?>>203205193
Personally I'd love to see a movie based on 2007 Runescape.luv me questsluv me spells'ate goblinssimple as.
>>203206605how did we go from this...
>>203206087We need him back
>>203206650i volunteer to be the 'buying gf' guy in a cameo
>>203205193The girl from Peacemaker? Or am I being racistly faceblind?
>jared hessthis will be a cult classic in 15 years
>>203206638fuckin furries
>minecraft parodies from 2012 look better than a movie with a budget of 150 MILLION DOLLARS?!?!!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?
>>203206683You're right Anon, I thought I recognized her from somewhere!
>>203206643
>>203205095>>203205193>>203205468>slow piano notes with reverb>slowed down version of pop song with distant vocals and disconnected instrumentsWHY does everyone do this now? I thought this trend wouldve worn off
>>203206553Self insert yourself as being a main jewish character like how latinos self insert themselves as being white. They've been doing it fir decades!
>>203206598Minecraft is literally the highest selling game in all of history
>>203206462Imagine a Gregtech saga
>>203206650Cabbage cult and trimming armor for gold
>>203206699how does it get to 150 million if they are using rigs. don't get it.
>minecraft has one of the most iconic, influential soundtracks of all time>opens with the beatles
>>203206702kek>>203206717the hacks copy whatever the last trend-setter did until a new trend is popular.
>>203205095You're a colorful bunch.
>>203205095Did they pull this trailer from a /tv/ shitpost thread?
They just had to cast a nigger, didn't they?
>>203206717My guess is all movie productions hire the same consultancy company to make their trailers.
I do not care for The Beatles
>>203206762add this to the list of bullshit OAP-tier decisions that led to this movie.
what an abomination. It’s over…
>>203205095HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY GREAT
I really don’t understand why they felt it needed the live-action actors or those weird graphics. One of the most popular Minecraft videos of all time is this simple fight animation that uses the game assets in Blender, which means people would be fine with that.>https://youtu.be/6l9PuQl3kQ0?si=Xy0zqinQANl9atr2
>>203206630You work with kids?
>>203205193Aww did she trigger you snowflake?
>>203205095Minecraftbros, we won... APOLOGIZE!
>>203206871I guess it would just look like a lego movie and they wanted to do something more unique.
>>203206643Look at one of the best Minecraft Animators on YouTube, and go from there.
>>203206874you seem to have typedtrwhen you ment to type N
>first line ever revealed of the entire minecraft cinematic universe is a fat nigger bitch who quips in ebonics
>>203206874>Aww did sh-AAAACKK!
>>203206871Either do this or have Jack Black being an evil hobo trying to turn the world into Minecraft blocks.
>>203206092Would
>>203205193Why did they add an enderwoman and why does xhe have feces on xer jacket
>>203205193>OH LAWD DEM BLOCKS
>>203206872A couple unpaid interns, the fat black HR bitch, and the flamboyant gay who somehow never gets written up for his open tongue-in-cheek perversion.
>>203205193kino tropeI might go see it now
>>203205323It is possible for two things to be good, Anon.
>>203205095>it’s another franchise movie where the main characters are the audience and they think the whole setting is weird and stupid Why do they do this? Kids literally love Minecraft, why try and teach them that everything about it is ‘erm awkward’ and ‘um… okay?’. Why do they always make the main character some sarcastic dickwads who are annoyed by the fucking movie and the game?
>>203206977And that's a good thing
>>203205664I love big momma's I blame norbit and ebony bbw ssbbw porn growing up
Will the demoralization ever end???
>>203207125Because it's written by middled aged jews who don't play or understand video games and they themselves are annoyed that their career is writing adaptations for them.
>>203206095OW LAWD DEM CREEPERS
>>203205095I WILL BE WATCHING
>>203205686The mog is going to be absolutely unreal. The Sonic 3 trailer is like seeing the face of God compared to this shit
>>203207125>30 minutes before they start crafting >45 minutes before they go into a mineshaft>1 hour before they encounter a creeperEveryone under the age of 30 knows how Minecraft works and yet they’re still going to spend an hour with the characters picking up the basics and understanding how the world works.Why does every fucking movie nowadays need to be an origin story that takes 2 hours to get through what the audience already knows.
>>203205095why didn't they just make the human characters stylised when they went into the game?what is even the point in them being live action
>>203206056Good on you for raping the child predator and saving those boys
>>203206082Can't wait for this scenehttps://youtu.be/FNg5V8KMmHo?si=DgGPywMV84oOtdtX
what the fuck is this shit i'd rather watch minecraft story mode ten times back to back than whatever the hell this lobotomy-craving-inducing filth is
calling it now. people will suck this movie off when it comes out purely because it's a minecraft movie
>>203205910>>203205991AW NETHER NAW
>>203207257People don’t have any standards. That Mario movie broke above a million somehow because “me recognize brand”.
>>203207257>>203207288It's different though because the Mario movie at least had the "hurr it's faithful to the game" to appeal to manchildren and actual children, this doesn't. The comments section is full of kids crying about how much better the old Captainsparklez music videos were compared to this.
>>203207257You're so smart!
>>203205193why it's always gotta be the fat as fuck ugly ones I'd be so offended if I was black
>>203206969He got Niggered
>>203205445lmfao
>>203205095looks cringe kino
>>203206650I want to be a dark wizard killing someone outside varrock in the background
>>203207288The Mario movie looked and felt like Mario. Except the out of place 80s songs they put in for no reason. This is nothing like Minecraft and no one wants to see Jack Black.
>>203205445make another one but with an automatic watermelon farm
>>203207377>The Mario movie looked and felt like MarioWell, apart from Peach, but yeah.
>>203207324no. people are just very retarded and love slop
This is ridiculous. Minecraft is the epitome of a white man's game: you conquer nature, mold it to your will, plant, harvest, hunt, gather, transform, build. A Minecraft movie doesn't work with a shitty by-comitee diversity-approved cast.Here's what a good Minecraft movie could be like, keeping the stupid Jumanji theme they insist:A young boy and a young girl are isekaid to Minecraft. The movie plays as an adventure where he goes through some of the famous 'achievements' of the game: he builds a home, in an action scene he runs after sheep trying to make a bed, with a suspense with a touch of terror as it's already night and he can't find a sheep. Eventually he settles to just hiding inside his house waiting for the night to pass. Terrified of the monster noises outside he starts digging... Stuff like that would be relatable with the people who played the game, which is like a billion people.
>>203205766>you look lonely, i can fix that
>>203207377>Except for the out of place 80s songs they put in for no reason
>>203207408I mean Steve is depicted as a charismatic leader in the teaser what if the colored people were actually his slaves?
>>203207408i demand that someone hire this man immediately
>>203205651>kidsno, it's for manchild predditor
>>203207448mlp fandom in a nutshell
>>203205815Reminderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXN5hQjNVOw
>>203205095put a black chick in it and make it gay and lame
>>203205193They got the amazon prime girl?
>>203205095cgi looks low budgetit looks like a very mediocre family film
>>203207466I cried
>>203205374What is his design supposed to be? Are they streamers?
>>203207501WUT DA HELLL IS THAT?
>>203205368Battleship is fucking kino you pleb fuck
>>203206197Two jewish kids, the pool guy cucking their dad and the hired help?
>>203205193
>>203207439the first script was probably like that.then the execs go noit needs to be a comedy, kids love comedy.we need a fat black woman, they are funnyjack black, hes funny kids love himetcetcetcuntil you get what was delivered; dumb slop for nobody
>obligatory sassy black woman
>>203207516>cgi looks low budgetThey could've gone even cheaper and used the game graphics. Atleast it would look like Minecraft.
>>203205374Is it trans?
>>203206034>we want the millennial audience
>>203206197Do you think Momoa fucked Snood?
>>203205193goddamn
>>203207592I mean, it already barely looks better than thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHy-qfkO54E
>Humans enter a videogame!>Videogame character travels to the real world!I'M TIRED OF THIS SHITMAKE A MOVIE THAT TAKES PLACE ENTIRELY WITHING THE VIDEOGAME WORLD, STARRING VIDEOGAME CHARACTERS, DON'T MAKE MOVIE-ORIGINAL CHARACTERS
>>203207581time to do what we did to paramount when they released the first sonic trailer.EVERYONE START BULLYING THEM NOW WE DESERVE A BETTER FUCKING MOVIE EVEN IF IT'S JUST A REMAKE OF STORY MODE OK STORY MODE IS GOOD
>>203207632Gordon putting down the chest and opening it is more visually impressive than anything in the trailer unironically.
>>203206197From khal drogo to whatever the fuck that is, he's being blackmailed for diddling his own kids
Leave it to the swedes to throw a fat nigger into their movie
>>203206683The girl from Orange is the New Black
>>203207432he must have the villagers trapped and forces them to trade him shit
>>203207642how have these studios not learned to not always aiming for realism in cgi. there's no reason why it has to look like this
>>203207642They can't do that because Minecraft is such obscure game.
>>203207683If the villagers aren't undergoing horrific Auschwitz level shit in the movie, they have no balls
>>203207703YOU BUILD AUSCHWITZ ON A MINECRAFT SERVER?!?!??!
>>203205095>bunch of adults minus one Jew boyMy fuck sides you couldn’t hire extras?
>>203205095No Sarah Gadon, no watch.Simple as.
>>203206530it's sad I used to like him in King Kong and Tropic Thunder
>>203207642>BRO WHAT IF THE SMURFS WENT TO NEW YORK
>>203207753unironically kino
>>203207753Bro your space jam!?
>>203205095I'd rather watch Ish minecraft 1000 timeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv-TS_mEHE4
>>203205506>>203205517Rich coming from broccoli headed fucks. You cunts don't even have music. Little souless dickless trannies.
>>203207227But guys… how are we gonna get home?!
>>203207785>space jam is video game charactershmm.anyway.im gonna buy one of these shrits.
>>203207642Sorry Borderlands just confirmed that this can NEVER happen again since execs have no idea how to identify why something was bad.
>>203206717Makes the trailer look hella epic, every big blockbuster movie needs to be the biggest most epic shit you've ever seen >>203205468Any boomer classic rock works, ever since GOTG came out every crowd pleaser movie has tried to use that kind of music to get people
>>203205966>made on around a 75 dollar budget>made with less advanced technology>genuinely better than a studio's workKEK
This movie literally looks like the "Minecraft but real life" videos lmfao
Realistically, how much worse can American zogslop even get?
>Minecraft has one recognizable character, Steve>Steve is actually black/brown>played by a white guy
>>203207924a lot worse
I'm now convinced movie execs browse /tv/. Nobody, and I mean nobody gives a fuck about that actress other than snoodfags on 4chan
will this be better?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf7TC0poGlg
>>203207987not anymore
>>203207972Also this trailer is straight out of /tv/ greentext thread.
This movie should be a "never meet your heroes" type of movie where they reveal Steve is actually the average minecraft let's player and the tourists have to cope with the fact that the guy they look up to is a piece of shit. I feel like that would be the perfect story for a minecraft themed movie. Minecraft story mode had something like that but the heroes never turn out to be hacks.
>>203208046>the average minecraft let's playera pedophile?
>>203207288Mario movie did well because of the aggressive 'It's actually anti-woke!' marketing they also used for Barbie.
>>203208070Exactly
>>203208088based
>>203205193big negro
Predict the Dark Souls movie.
>>203205193There must, at bare minimum, be several 100 thousand attractive black women in the US.Why do they only insist on casting the fat and ugly ones?
>>203208172This same trailer but with Dark Souls graphics and Jack Black is Solaire.
>>203207932please make this shit bomb because of this.
What the fuck The animated minecraft song parodies made 11 years ago looks better than this
>>203205193She's going to make an automatic chicken farm, I guarantee it.
>>203207932>>Steve is actually black/brownWhat? He's a tanned white man with a goatee.
I can post this againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_TsTvC67SA
>>203205181They should have made it animated like the Super Mario Bros. movie. Making it live action is a bad idea.
>>203207227>Why does every fucking movie nowadays need to be an origin story that takes 2 hours to get through what the audience already knows.that's just how movies are. they need to introduce you to "the fantastical world" this is one of the reasons why movies are dying, because starcraft the game assumes you already know you're going in a sci fi environment while starcraft the movie needs to "humanize" the characters so you can simpatize with them
>>203208455They should have made a live action sequence where the characters turn into their own minecraft avatars.
>>203207932Steve is based on Tommy Vercetti
>>203208608>>203207932
>>203205193she might probably the funniest character of the movie. I dont see jack or jason doing any effort
>>203205193o lawdy
>>203208885sars?
I didn't even know the song was by the Beatles
>>203208885DO NOT REDEEM THE DIAMOND
>>203205407lmao, spot onblack is such a fucking hack you can predict his shitty songs
