I tell ya sometimes I can't take it no more!
>>203245902>I get no dick I tell ya, no dick at all.
>>203245902Dangerfield, huh? Interesting name, I wonder what the origin i-
>>203245953No shit retard
>>203245902Ladybugs (1992) is puro Dangerfield kino
The Projectionist (1971)
>I tell ya I get no respect at all, when the janitor bans me, he doesn’t even tell me why
Easy Money (1983) is also kino.https://youtu.be/dLrnqcsfK2s?si=-oSL1dibvx8WgUU-
>>203246332>This jannie bans me the other day, I ask him why, he says I'm OVER-age!
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i tell ya, even my doctor hates me. i asked him when i should take my sleeping pills and he said "everytime you wake up!"
>>203246431kek
>So I called up my ISP because I got banned on 4chan, they picked up but their call quality was horrible. I kept saying, "Hello, I want a dynamic IP!" but all I got was static. No respect, I tell ya!
>What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that gives him no respect at all? I tell ya, you get what ya fuckin' deserve.
>I took my car in to the auto shop the other day. The mechanic asked me what was wrong with it and I told him, "The tranny is busted." They arrested me for a hate crime! No respect, I yell ya.
>>203245902My two favorite jokes from him:>I've got it rough, my wife and I only have sex once a year>I'm lucky though, she cut the other two guys out completely>my wife and I made a deal, we only smoke after sex>I've had the same pack since 1975>but what bothers me is she's up to 2 packs a day
>>203250891Fucking kek
>>203246332>>203246431>The other day I asked /fit/ how could I get into shape! Next thing I know? "You're banned. Reason: Trolling outside of /b/." No respect I tell ya!
>>203246431Laughed
>>203246431
>>203245902why did he look so rubbery?
>>203245953Next you’re gonna tell me Mel Brooks is Jewish
