sons of the conciliator editionprev >>203309808
>inb4 dunk&egg is pure kino and revives us to former glory
>>203316703I am forgotten…
>>203316737I mean, assuming they didn't pozz it up or try do their own thing... Dunc and egg will be much easier to adapt because it's a COMPLETE written story by George. With HOTD, it's basically a wikipedia page, therefore the writers have to fill in the blanks and dialogue, but with a Knight of the Seven Kingdom's they can simply adapt the book... so I'm cautiously optimistic.
>>203316737The threads will be full of pedophiles who will ship dunk with egg so no, it's going to be awful.
>>203316703>perfect heir just has a single daughter and no kids>>203316758>third son is a volcel but likes pornwhat the fuck were their problems?
Is ASOIAF post-apocalyptic?
Cute and canon!
>>203316703>CHADs get killed>Weakslop takes over
>>203316843only if youre a valyrian fucking shit
>>203316879how peculiar
Realm's Delight
>>203316703Remember when F&B told us Jocelyn did some cool stuff and then never showed it. The coolest Targ family got robbed.
STANNIS THE ONE TRUE KING
>>203316703My Kings.
My King and My Queen.
>>203317026The whore on the stone!
My glorious king
>kill half of your main cast in season 3>the show must now be carried by a new cast of characters who have collectively had about 10 minutes of screen time>some of whom have not even appeared at allWhat is their endgame?
>Your brother Rhaegar, whatever happened there...How do you respond?
RHAE RHAE PEG MY SISSYHOLE!
>>203317455kys
"There's an Andal saying, For every twenty wrongs a child does, ignore nineteen.""There's an old First Man saying "You fuck up once, you lose your head."
>>203317455>WHATEVAH HAPPENED THERE? WHATEVAHHH HAPPENED THERE?>I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED, THAT BARATHEON CÙCK, ROBERT, CAVED MY LITTLE KID BROTHER'S CHEST IN WITH A FUCKING WARHAMMER>MY KID BROTHER RHAEGAR, WITH 2 KIDS, >WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE, >WAS KILLED WITH A WAR HAMMER WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION!
>>203317419>kill half of your main cast in season 3You are right and I just realised that most of them die next season.>Jace >Otto>Helaena >Gwayne >Cole >Aemond >Daemon
>>203317570All of them except for Daemon and Aemond who will die on the fourth season because budget
>>203317570Daemon doesn't die. He survives and flees with Nettles.
>>203317601Nettles doesn't exist
>>203317419>What is their endgame?crashing this franchise, with no survivors
>>203317601Daemon already died, the second this scene aired
>>203317595Jace has to die at the Gullet. He was meant to die at the end of this season like Luke but they cut the season size to eight episodes. Helaena is confirmed dead next season.
>>203317601Daemon dies, Alys predicted it the moment she saw him. Nettles doesn't exist on the show btw.
>>203317486Kys
>>203317570How does Cole and Gwayne die? In what episode will it happen? I'm not a bookfag so I need someone to tell me now.
>>203317777THE QUADS WERE STRONG BACK THEN
>>203317788Gwayne is stabbed in the back by alicent as she lets in the blacks to the city and Cole dies in single combat with Cretan stark (hbo insider here)
>>203317683This also suggests that Joffrey will die at the beginning of S4.
>>203317620>>203317698>canonically brown girlpower tomboy that ticks every box the showrunners love>remove her from the showWhat was their purpose
>>203318007black characters are interchangeable according to the showrunners so they gave her subplot to rhaena.
>Whitewashed Rhaynera>Destroyed the nuance of the Dance by turning it into a generic good guy vs bad guy story>further ruined the story by tying it to nonsense about a prophercy>Ruined Criston Cole's character, cut his jousting murder/duel with Joffery, and cut his duel with Harwin Strong>Ruined Alicent's character by removing all of cunning, scheming, and ruthlessness, instead replaced her character arc with lusting after Cole's cock, bitching about the patriarchy, and lusting after Rhaynera >Ruined the Green Council >Ruined Blood and Cheese>Ruined Baela by forgetting to give her a personality >Ruined Rhanea by giving her a nonsensical subplot that's full of plot holes (how the FUCK did she escape the Aryn's watch? Why is there a Dragon in the Vale? How is a teenaged girl able to navigate bandit infested lands solo?)>Cut all of Jace's interesting scenes in the North>Daeron is STILL not in the show, 2 seasons in, even though he's a key fucking player in the story>Cut Maelor >Ruined Alys by turning her from a cunning femme fatale into an ugly plot device >Ruined Daemon>Added a poorly written filler arc with Alys and Daemon in Harrenhall for literally no reason >Added numerous filler scenes that only exist to make the Greens look bad (like Aegon laughing at Aemond's cock)>Butchered Aemond's character by making him attempt to murder his own brother >Ruined Helenea by changing her into an emotionless and autistic freak who doesn't even care about her own children or her dragon >Genderbent the leader of the Triarchy for no reason and made her a literal cuckold transgender to boot. It's time we admit that this series is unsalvageable. I will NOT be returning for season 3. This show is dead to me.
>>203318007DEI quota already reached
>>203318101Based. 1 is already too much
>>203318007Made Rhaenyra look bad.
>>203318007They care very little for the source material. The Halo show was like that too. Added in their nonsensical Wokeslop and forgot about this dude.
need new blog
>>203318199castro?
>>203318594Sergeant Johnson.
>>203318007>cut Jalabar Xho, the Summer Islander whores who help Tyrion, and the entire Cinnamon Wind, all generally liked and positive characters>fix the lack of black characters by race swapping Saladhor Saan and Xaro Xhoan Daxos, two despicable rogues, one of them a literal criminal whose motivation has also been rewritten into "where da white women at?"the HBO adaptions' treatment of race is genuinely unhinged
>this is Daemon Targaryen, the Rogue Prince>this is aemonD Targaryen, his arch-rivalBRAVO GURM
>>203317395What a sad cuck.
>>203318007>why have one when you can have several?>>203316778it's gonna be filled with nogs like all asoiaf adaptations from now on, screencap this
>>203317026
>>203319094I didn’t give you permission to speak targsissy
>>203317395My one true king...
>>203319149>homosexual fantasyYeah, whatever you say cuck.
>>203318823Saladhor Saan wasn't really despicable. He was raunchy, sure, but also saved Davos and provided him with useful advice regarding Stannis.
>>203317570They will surely make some changes with this. I can see the show going on without Otto, Helaena, Cole and Gwayne, but Matt Smith was the biggest reason people were interested in the show outside it being related to GOT. Mind you, I'm not saying I want Daemon to survive his canon death, but I can totally see the writers going with another "maester propaganda" moment.
>>203319364Alys predicted Daemon's death. He will die in the last episode of the third season or at the beginning of the fourth season.
>>203319149>No Robert! The bloodline must stay pure! The prophecy said s-ACK
>>203319460Hopefully. Would be better to give him a badass end than keeping him alive without purpose.
Protector of the WINE
>>203317319sauce?
Jaime should have made the Blackwoods and Brackens split the Teats between them as a laugh
fucking kikeraven
Imagine being a younger twin and having your four minutes older brother succeed to the throne instead of you. There definitely would’ve been a civil war when Daemon Blackfyre died if he won.
>>203320348>>203320380Ridiculous coincidence
Sex with RhaegarSex with JaimeSex with RobbSex with Viserys IIISex with JacaerysSex with GwayneSex with CristonSex with OttoSex with RobbSex with Tommen (Show)Sex with SatinSex with Loras Sex with Gendry Sex with Robin Sex with Daeron I Sex with Daeron the Daring
>>203320470t. cersei
>>203320470>forgetting semen demon Laenor:(
Again?
>>203320728Sex (canon) Ser Laenor
>>203318136Its fascinating how in the past we needed 5 seasons for it to get bad. Now in a single season, they've obliterated any and all goodwill they had with the first Season. Its honestly amazing.Just wait, Daeron will be revealed as a cuck child of Cole and Alicent.
what happened to episode 9 and 10
>>203320740Keep coping with your child bride embitteredsteel
>>203320822hbo lost them
>>203320834.
>>203320740Gold>>203320348Mold
>>203320470>Sex with RhaegarOnly book Rhaegar>Sex with JaimeYes>Sex with RobbYes>Sex with Viserys IIINo>Sex with JacaerysYES>Sex with GwayneYes>Sex with CristonYes>Sex with OttoFuck no>Sex with RobbYes again>Sex with Tommen (Show)Yes>Sex with SatinNo>Sex with LorasNo>Sex with GendryYes>Sex with RobinNo>Sex with Daeron IYes>Sex with Daeron the DaringYes
>names her dragon DEATH
House season 3 is gonna be a disaster
>>203321919actually it might be SAVED since the fat fuck brought a focus to the quality of the overall writing (even though it was mainly about a fucking empty plot device)EXECUTIVE producer btw
Why did he do it?
>So that’s it? No leeway, no compromise, just stupid fucking assassinations on teenage girls?>You want compromise? How’s this? 14 years on the Iron Throne, I wanted all the dragonspawn dead years ago. I compromised, I let those two kids grow up across the Narrow Sea instead. I wanted Lyanna, but I compromised, I married that bitch Cersei instead. Ya see where I’m going?”
>>203321982To be fair it all leads to rhaynera’s downfall so it’s kinda important
>>203322066I mean sure, but surely there are other ways to do it
>>203322050>i wanted a boar roast, I compromised, I ate eels in jelly off the fireplace instead.
>your nephew, Jaehaerys, whatever happened there.
>>203321919Everything happens in S3 so it would have to be a fuckup of colossal proportions
>>203322256>WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?>The beheading-Seven bless his soul.
>>203322281>Everything happens in S3 so it would have to be a fuckup of colossal proportionsD&d had way more than enough material for season 5 and intergalacticly fucked it up.
>>203322281Condal said that his goal is to subvert every iconic moment from fire and blood
>>203321783Based
Nigger velaryons, DEI up the ass, cutting or changing characters and plot lines to the point where the author makes a blog post throwing you under the bus. Of course they will fuck up S3. HotD is dead.
How the fuck have the Targaryens retained their Valyrian features? Realistically it would’ve ended after Daeron married a Martell but even after the infusion of Dayne blood Egg still married a Blackwood who had black hair and black eyes. Rhaegar’s son Aegon also had/has Valyrian features.
I found this old picture with Tommen and Jace, it's a small world after all.
>>203322881cute bastards
>>203322049nigga read a book and thought he was the protagonist
>>203322969>bastardsProve it!
>>203322745It's not a real world, it's not real people or events, they've been created by an author and the author wanted them to have these colours because it looks cool
>>203323048Look at their hair. Simple as.
>>203321783she would've been a metalhead qt3.14 in another life
>>203323048
>>203323130BASED
>>203323130SAY IT!
>>203322881I know a specific anon who would appreciate this picture but that anon doesn't post here anymore.
>>203320470>Sex with RhaegarBook!Rhaegar only
>>203323295We get it, Cersei...
Speaking of Cersei, her plan to kill robert was retarded. >dude I'm going to get him drunk on strong wine(something he was going to do anyway)>and just sort of hope something goes wrongI guess it all worked out for her but whatever
>>203323431Cersei should have married Rhaegar
>>203320470>Sex with RhaegarYes but the book version only >Sex with JaimeYes>Sex with RobbYES!>Sex with Viserys IIIYes>Sex with JacaerysYES YES YES!>Sex with GwayneYES!>Sex with CristonYes>Sex with OttoYes...>Sex with Tommen (Show)Yes>Sex with SatinYes>Sex with LorasYes>Sex with GendryMayhaps >Sex with RobinMayhaps >Sex with Daeron IYes>Sex with Daeron the DaringYes
I wish HOTD had more attractive women, the women I liked barely had screentime, it was Daemon's first wife and his mother Alyssa.
>>203323621I wish the writers understood cause and effect and consistency
>>203320470>Ottonigga he's like 60
>>203323669I wish Condal and Hess were never involved with the show.
>>203323696NTA but Otto looks hot in character, he's someone I'd call DADDY
>>203323070Considering that the author had Ned find out about Joffery being a bastard due to him looking nothing like a Baratheon I’d say it’s pretty important.Maybe George is just a hack.
>>203322881Tommen in this picture looks like a blonde version of Will from stranger things
>>203323048Tommen and Jace look nothing like their "fathers"
>Cersei's bastard kids died >Rhaenyra's bastard kids died What did GRRM mean by this?
>>203323904Died a bastard and traitors death.
someone post that screenshot of GRRMs blog where he wonders why women like the Hound more than poor Samwell Tarly
>>203323904History repeats itself
>>203323904>everyone thinks Jon is a bastard>dies>gets resurrectedhold on
He conquered the Seven Kingdoms is what he did. He was a brave Valyrian explorer, and in this house, Aegon Targaryen is a hero. End of story.
>>203324588Based
>>203322881i blushed seeing that photo
>>203322745>>203323070>>203323765The funniest thing is that originally Gurm seems to have made all Targaryens silver haired and purple eyed, thus all the kings have the same colouring, but then kept adding potential non-Targ looking heirs and then killing them off in increasingly ridiculous ways.
>>203317419>kill half of your main cast in season 3You're dreaming if you don't think they'll be re-imagining the events in a way where rhaenyra lives till the end. Likely other characters, too.
>>203324588>>203324763Brownoid fags
>>203325374Rhaenyra and Alicent sail off to go be lesbians>"Sunset saw them scissoring..."
>>203325649Proof?
>>203322881That's the cutest thing ever!
kneel ya shits
>>203326032Why did they make Egg, Viserys and the twins babies
>>203322881Was Harry a Billy Elliott too?
>>203326280Egg is not a nickname for the name Aegon. It was only a nickname for Aegon V because he would shave his head while squiring for Dunk.
>>203326348gee anon i didn't know that
Who would have used it? And why is it Stannis?
>Stannis Baratheon, LORD OF DRAGONSTONE, BROTHER to King Robert I Baratheon, UNCLE to King Joffrey I Baratheon and King Tommen I Baratheon. >Stannis was married to Lady Selyse of House Florent and was father to Lady Shireen Baratheon. >Lord Stannis rebelled against his nephew Joffrey in the year 298 and he suffered a defeat at the Battle of the Blackwater Bay and fled to the WALL, in the next year Lord Stannis was defeated and killed by Lord Roose of House Bolton in the year 300.
>>203326328From his wikipedia:>Collett began his career in the West End productions of Billy Elliot the Musical at the Victoria Palace Theatre
>>203326280To save budget maybe? Toddlers are not getting paid as much as kid actors.
TAOOBA, with haste.
>>203326929Show me his body
>>203326348He shaved his head before that. And I call all the Aegons Egg. My little eggies. Stupid idiots. God I hate Targaryens.
>>203317419> What is their endgame?Cohndal is an accountant. Tax write-off, devalue the franchise
Reminder that Carmine of Red Team Review is a confirmed Nazi.
>>203327330The Lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep.
>>203321982if you tell a retard that he is a retard, he is not gonna become a genius. Condal is a talentless shortsighted nobody, only way forward is to replace him
>>203325010welcome back
Why did George leave it so late to put pressure on Condal to change things? Filming begins for season 3 on the 31st of October.
This season in a nutshell
>>203327829Kek
>>203327330Carmine is brown
>>203327904>A brown white supremacist many such cases
>Jaehaerys was a beautiful innocent creature. What did he evah do to you?
....semoc eH
>>203328227…gnimoc ton s’eH
>>203328227...revo gnikcuf s'tI
So which HotD character is most worthy of an edgy Youtube "tribute" set to Linkin Park? I'm torn between Daemon and Aemond.
>>203328431laer os saw ti traeh ruoy ni tuB, nageb yllaer reven ti dnA>>203328901%001 dnomeA
>>203328901Aemond without a doubt. You could have made a case for Daemon before he was turned into a cuck, but not anymore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgNaAR20eoE
>>203329288of course this fucking exists
Italian and Spanish are basically the same language. If a Spaggot slowed down his speech and started ending every word with a vowel like a Spaghettifaggot, they would understand like 90% of the conversation. In this way, I believe that Valyrian and Westerosi should be able to understand each other flawlessly and George is a giant retard for making Valyrian and Galactic Bassic non-mutually intelligible. Valyria is much closer to Westeros than Mexico is to Italy.
>>203330146>Valyria is much closer to Westeros than Mexico is to Italy
>>203320348>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL TRAITORS WITH ARROWS ON A BATTLEFEILD THAT'S NOT FAIR....JUST LET US WIN....
>>20333014They understand each other just fine. You realize all the Targs are Valyrian, right? We see them conversing freely all throughout the show. They're each speaking they're own tongue. They don't show it on the show because the audience doesn't speak valyrian and they don't want to have to do subtitles every time a Drag-goon is talking. It's like in Star Trek. Everyone is speaking their own language through a universal translator. It's why Kirk can understand Sulu despite it being functionally impossible for a cacausoid to understand chinese
>>203320348this looks like badly done hentai. I know that style well. This artist has, beyond a shadow of a doubt, drawn pictures of all these people fucking.
>>203330209get the fuck out cuckraven
>>203330146the Westerosi common tongue isn't descended from Valyrian though, it's descended from the language of the Andals, their urheimats are thousands of miles apart and they've been evolving in isolation for thousands of yearsholy shit why are 90% of the people who complain about GRRM's worldbuilding the stupidest people on earth
>>203330353I think most artists take commissions to draw characters fucking. It’s where the money is.
>>203329288This has got early 00s energy. It reminds me of DBZ fandubs set to Disturbed and Korn. Classic early Internet kinology
>>203325010Where have you been? Please don't leave us, post more.
>>203330390I do not believe a single word that guy posted was serious
>>203330412Wait, who are you? I'm me and I didn't post this. Is it Bunnies? Did you come back again?
>>203330395I wish I had a marketable skill. Even degenerate fanartists make money.
>>203330390having a "common tongue" in the first place is shitty worldbuilding
>>203327829>I can't just call off the war, I need to kill Aegon. No one will accept me until Aegon is deadWhy not just murder another innocent person and present their body as Aegon's and let Alicent and her children flee? She's already done this once.
>>203330487yeah but it's shitty for a different reason than the guy I was replying to thinks
>>203330412He only comes here on weekends.
>>203330436>I'm me and I didn't post this.I'm confused, are you saying that someone else pretends to be you and posted that picture with your trip code? Btw I'm not bunnies (sorry to disappoint), I'm not sure if he still posts here.
>>203330401Some of those weren't fan edits. Sometimes they were just right there in the actual movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24uIs1sTLhQ
>>203330570No. I'm just usually the one asking dragonbro to stay
>>203330635Okay, I get it. I miss dragonbro too, you aren't the only one who does, pal.
>>203330666oh, based
>>203330666Do you want his soul Satan?
was the dragonknight a cuck
>>203330789I want his posts. He should keep posting.
>>203330807Yes>Conveniently doesn't follow his King into death during an ambush>Captured and humiliated by the Dornish >Saved by Baelor of all people And we're supposed to believe this is the greatest Knight to ever live lmao
Daily reminder that Rhaenyra is the only rightful Queen, chosen by her father, King Viserys.
>>203331105I hate women but I hate usurpers and hightowers more
>>203331120Based
A better question, was Quellon Greyjoy a cuck?
>>203331146Euron molested his dad
>>203331105I don’t care. Her children are BASTARDS and she is a WHORE.
>>203331105no , Viserys picked Aegon on his deathbed.
>>203331105>George never addresses her as a Monarch on his blog while doing so for Aegon and Helaena. >Not included on any Kinglists by even her own descendants. You have already lost
>>203331188Is she a WHORE or HOE? I always thought Vaemond say hoe
>>203331105Big fat Valyrian milkers on my face
Why is Preston such a salty bitch about George? He gives off angry ex-wife energy when it comes to him.>>203327820From the speculation i'd seen, Condal was talking shit about george, and george decided fuck it. Condal also did an interview justifying all his shitty changes a few hours before georges notablog dropped, which was very coincidental. Also, either Condal and George are in this together or Condal betrayed his trust and George has had enough of him. Originally george seemed to trust him a lot, seeing as condal was allegedly a fan of the series since early 2000s, and george even vouched for him, which is why a fairly unknown director like condal got to work on HOTD, and condal thanked him by stabbing him into the back and turning the series into his own personal fan-fiction.