>Alllllllll lets have seeeeeeeeex>'no!'this was the peak of boomer comedy?
No, this was.*flush*
TOTALLANDWHALEDEATH
>>203655512Need me a fat bitch with huge tits. Don’t care if they’re fake
A fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today, she asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. I suggest she wear a sign that says "Don't shoot! From the front I look human!"
NEED a kinky, oversexed A cup cutie!
This bitch makes the most dull videos of all time. I love her fake, curvy body but all of her content is absolute dogshit.And her boyfriend is an actual nigger of the highest order because she has insane daddy issues. She doesn't even include him in videos because he's got a microdick kek
>>203655745>Tfw I'll never own a Ferguson
>>203656285That's a chicken, and it has no breasts.
>>203655745Laughed my ass off when the fountain from the intro goes dry when Al flushes.
>>203656554It is a fantastic joke.>BAWOOSH
her body actually looks weird completely naked but her cosplays are extremely sexy ...i would fuck her as fiona like a maniac
>>203656285A man of elevated taste.She will also work and pay for everything.
>>203656285The best woman.
You wouldn't get it, just like she didn't get it
>>203655512I love the bit of a guy being sick of pussy. The best is at the end of Young Frankenstein when the monster is just sick of Elizabeth's shit
>>203657057He wasn't sick of pussy. He was sick of his annoying fucking wife. That's the joke.
>>203657057>I love the bit of a guy being sick of pussy.That wasn't the case with Al, he wanted his housewife to be a housewife instead of a leech.
Bishoujomom you fucking useless faggots
>>203656143How dare you say that to my face?!?>I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got a half tank of gas.
>>203655512>>203656285Both men of taste.
>>203657283This 100%. I have a live-in gf who works one day a week max. The rest of the time shes home and can play video games and watch tv, do whatever she wants, etc. I ask nothing monetary from her and the only thing I want is her to keep the house clean and cook a few times a week and do our laundry. So when she doesnt do it, like Peggy does alot, I feel just like Al.
>>203657428Nothing more unattractive than a lazy woman unless she’s just a fucktoy and even then she can’t be lazy in bed
>>203656662Das rite
>>203657454Pretty much, I tell her if she stays pretty and keeps the house clean and does just like 2 things a day to keep it nice then I wont complain if she doesnt work. Seems like a fair deal
So boomer humor was that he didn't want to fuck his wife? This is the same alpha male who scored four touchdowns in one game?
>>203655512Why do I find this more attractive when she’s clothed rather than naked?
>>203656633That's the downside of such fatties. Granted they're fun to squeeze and touch.
>>203657823Because her outfit is A) Accentuating her fantastic curvature and B) Nudity can be dull, sometimes what's 'common' is hotter than not.
>>203657857That’s not fat, that’s plastic
>>203657783Can I be your girlfriend instead? Fair warning, I want to be the top.
Be married for at least ten years and you'll get it. Beating that old pussy out often comes to feel like a chore. The desire for new pussy never goes away though. Such are the mysteries of life, sadly this generation of shut-ins will go on being filtered
>>203656285she was a miserable dyke who was ungrateful for the opportunities the Hal actor gave her.
>>203657884if youre also a 95lb goth girl then deal
>>203655512I just love fake tits. Fake anything really. Dunno why. Because I watched cartoons as a kid? I have no idea. Plastic is just the best.
>>203655512>this was the peak of boomer comedy?>>203657057>I love the bit of a guy being sick of pussy.The joke was a guy whose wife was constantly up for it and horny as hell in a time before Viagra. Life gives you the sex goddess you always wanted but without the ability to fuck her all you have is a useless leach, and her children are an embarrassment.
>>203657983BASED fakie enjoyer.
>>203658050no the joke is he works hard and shes a pain in the ass and not even sex can make it better. She just had to keep the house clean and cook and not be annoying
Al worked a thankless, soul crushing job with no prospect of career advancement and he put everything aside to provide for his family. The very least Peg could do when she's home all day is clean up a little and cook him dinner a few nights a week. Al's only choice was to hold back on sex because that's what she wanted from him the most.
>>203656554My favorite visual gag is in some of the opening credits when Peg is puffing on a cigarette while making a salad, then when it gets to Marcy, she pulls her fork out of a salad with a butt stuck to it.
>>203658167Hes literally me
>>203657857yeah i mean i don't think she's fat, the middle of her is fairly thin its the fat tits and fat ass that might make u think she's fat, she's just fake body
>>203658295She needs to learn how to pose.
>>203658295I'm more put off by the tattoos than the fake everything
>>203658295imagine being attracted to this monster. it looks like a stretched out tranny
>>203658338Have you seen her videos? She's genuinely dogshit at making hot material. She can "cosplay" stuff decently and she herself is hot, but she is entirely unable to pose or do anything actually erotic.Like even when she's just dildoing herself in fishnets I can't help but think so many other women do it better than her. But this is the same woman who; Dated a 40 year old woman when she was 16 (allegedly), is with a nigger because her dad is "racist" and suffers from "severe" anxiety and agoraphobia.
>>203658465>imagine being a niggerHow horrifying.
>>203658465outside of cosply she's not my thing but as dexter's mom i'd pound it out
>>203655512Who is this bimbo
Hey Peg I hear its feeding day at the zoo, so lets go and get you some dinner
>>203655512this show was a realistic portrayal of a small city couple who had been married for two decades.
>>203659167They lived in Chicago anon
>>203658080>no the joke is he works hard and shes a pain in the ass and not even sex can make it better. She just had to keep the house clean and cook and not be annoyingNo the joke is his dick don't work no mo.
>>203656490i thought she was an AI prompt of a "fat, oversexed peggy" that turned out bad?
>>203658478Where do you guys learn all this stuff
>>203659812Wherever terminally online porn addicts get their information from
>>203655745There could've been a scene where Peggy and Marcy were both using Ferguson as a prank.
>>203658295Shes fat as hell, she just damages her body further by wearing a crushing corset at all times shes not being photographed to push the fat literally to her chest and ass. To the point where she causes herself physical pain and hurts her already strained organs. On top of that, she is OBVIOUSLY abusing photoshop to an absurd degree to cover up her bullshit. You are a pathetic low standards coomer with a porn addiction.
I can't watch this show any more after what happened to Christina Applegate
>>203660078she got old? what?
>>203655745WOOO~OO~OOOO~O~O
>>203655745DUH DUH DUHRUUUUDUH DUH DUHRUUUUBAPA BAPA BAPA DUH DUB DUHRUUUUH
>>203660100Nta but tits cut off due to breast cancer, crippled due to MS, she's a mess. Shit sucks. Just a reminder of how old I'm getting, she was one of my first older teenage girl crushes along with Kelly Kapowski.
>>203655745>Bud, the toilets of today aren't worthy of the name. They come in designer colors and they're too low. And when you flush them, they make this little weak, almost apologetic sound. Not the Ferguson. It only comes in white. And when you flush it, 'WOOSH'. That's a man's flush, Bud. A Ferguson says, 'I'm a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot.'
Mmm mmm mmm HIMmm.
>>203658548BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>203658295You are a legitimate braindead retard if BBLs are hot to you whatsoever.
>>203655512Hold on a motherfucking second tranny anon ... is picrel a thicc Peggy Bundy sexdoll? If so, we need to stop everything and get this kickstarted yesterday!
>>203658417Why is “her” apartment full of used boxers?
>>203660857Peggy is already pretty thicc
>>203660786Based BRAP poster
>>203656633Yeah I think her tits look pretty shit when she is naked, I don't hate fakes or anything, I just think hers look bad. Honestly seeing them kinda ruined the cosplays for me too lol
>>203655512when I saw the show I thought that Hal didn't want sex from her because she had a loose giant vagina. so sex didn't feel like anything
>>203659812>>203658649bishoujo mom
>>203655512I can relate to Al. I have been with my girlfriend for around 5 years and haven't had sex with her in about 2 years. My choice, not hers. She's always begging me for sex. Yeah, she's really hot. But she just pisses me off, she's constantly irritating me. I love her too much to leave but hate her to much to fuck her. I get this board is mostly coomers who would fuck anything near room temperature, but for me, sex is supposed to be fun and shared. And if I'm irritated with her, the last thing I want to do is get close and personal. Hate fucking is not in my vocabulary.
>>203661059She fucks other men bro
>>203661127Nope
>>203661059she's going to find sex somewhere else. I'm not being rude or trolling or anything. she will inevitably find dick somewhere else. its inevitable
>>203661141Yup
>>203661059why does she annoy you?
>>203661180Sure thing bud, preciate the incel wisdom
>>203661206because she doesn't have a penis
>>203660941They are super wide set and shaped like those massive implants you see with even more extreme women.
>>203661059entirely made up story
>>203655745Bundy saved me from marriage and I will be eternally grateful
>>203661059You need to be having sex or the relationship will not work (she will cheat!. Even if it’s a chore you need to do it.
>>203661209She clearly wants sex, she clearly isn't getting it from you for over 2 years. She is going to cheat on you if she doesn't outright break up with you.
>>203661203Nope>>203661206She has depression and despite having a therapist and my constant good advice, she spirals in circles constantly. She'll waste all day on her phone lying in bed and then complain that she's miserable. (She literally never leaves the house, she's around me 24/7 hence why these "she's cheating" accusations are hilarious to me) So we'll have a discussion about things she can do, use her pole dance area in our living room, play vidya, hang out with friends. She'll say those are great ideas, do none of them, then be miserable again. After 5 years it's super fuckin tedious and all my patience is gone. Mind you this is only 1 annoying aspect out of about 50.
>>203661059She's going to cheat on you if she hasn't already and it's going to be funny because you absolutely deserve it faggot.
>>203656490He's her betabux she only fucks white guys
>>203658295this is disgusting you have to be brain damaged to want to look like this or want to fuck this
>>203655512>look her up>black bf
>>203656285>>203657507whats marcy like behind closed doors?
>>203661308Mate the funny thing is watching you get all steamed up trying to will your incel delusions into my reality
>>203656285best behind the scenes lore was her hating the guys because they made fun of her proto-wokeness and did scissoring jokes on her lesbotron wedding
>>203661260Obviously. Now watch how he farm several dozens of (you)s with it.
>>203655512Here, zoomie...have a laugh on me.
>>203661059The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>203661440of course, she's jewish after all
>>203661429Why would I lie about being miserable? If you think sex is hard to get, you should try going to a club... plenty of hot girls willing to sleep with any guy with a driver's license
>>203661440His dick is small thoughbeit.
>>203660072Basically everything you said was wrong
>>203661209Bruh you're awfully smug for someone poking the bear.
>>203661555Wrong, source: my dick is notably larger than his.
>>203659218Yeah. Small city.
>>203661525What are you on about?
>>203655512That's fucking disgusting.
>>203655512somethings aren't even good anymore, but were great in their own time.it seems paradoxical, but you'll get it. one day.
>>203661059>I can relate to Al. I have been with my girlfriend for around 5 years and haven't had sex with her in about 2 years. My choice, not hers. She's always begging me for sex. Yeah, she's really hot. But she just pisses me off, she's constantly irritating me. I love her too much to leave but hate her to much to fuck her. I get this board is mostly coomers who would fuck anything near room temperature, but for me, sex is supposed to be fun and shared. And if I'm irritated with her, the last thing I want to do is get close and personal. Hate fucking is not in my vocabulary.So you're gay. But that's okay. You haven't done anything wrong. It gets getter.
>>203658295>>203658338>>203658344>>203658465>>203660072>>203660833>>203661318
>>203661329just watch all her man hating interactions with Bundy, especially the later seasons when she of course got promoted and started fucking with Himso he had to threaten quitting to stop her worst lesbotron woke bullshit
>>203661659It's not the gets getter. I'm the gets getter. Check these digits.
>>203661348we speak from experience. from family experience, friends. coworkers.humans want sex, you said she's hot. she gets flirted with.
>>203661298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAcdBV1FXA8
>>203661298she has agoraphobia.
>>203658295you get that cartoonish body type by getting really fat and then having extensive liposuction around specific areas (particularly the waist) and then fake tits, BBL etc.
>>203657428same with my wifeshe cant cook at all, doesnt work(i work from home but sometimes just go outside because our kids are loud as shit)best she tried was meatloaf and i fucking hate meatloafand doesnt pick up anything
>>203658344theres nothjng wrong with tatoos
>>203661824There absolutely is. Tattoos are fucking gross and ruin any woman they adorn.
>>203658295shes obese and photoshops her images heavily anon...
>>203661824they look like algae/gangrene covered stinky sea creatures
>>203661824tattoo-havers are evil
>>203661824they fade and look like shit. they look like when a student draws on a desk and ruins the desk. the only cool tattoos are long full connected tattoos
>>203661824they are ruined
>>203661824They're great IMO. A simple glance and you already know they're functional retards at best.
>>203661940those are gay and you're a fag
>>203661824if tattoos cover more than 1% of your body, you have a mental illness
>>203661974THOSE ARE FAKE AND YOU FELL FOR THE PRANK LOL. RETARD
I like women that do heroin and meth. I like to hear their bones rattle when I hit it from the back and know I could easily make it look like she overdosed if I get sick of her shit.
>>203661842>>203661918>>203661929>>203661940>>203661952you guys are gay
>>203662203>I like to hear their bones rattleayo this dude thinks he a pirate LMAO
>>203661936telling other men about your penis, faggot
>>203661318who gives a fuck what you think
>>203662239seething scribbletranny
>>203662239let's go one by one 1. chest has a plant and butterfly. kinda looks like shit. dark shading on the plant is ugly. butterfly is badly drawn. 2.wolf in sky badly shades badly drawn. looks like a child drew it 3. retarded Zelda logo. 4. scattered legs tattoos. disorganized. random consumer logo crap.
>>203662239I've seen this bitch put an entire dildo longer than her arm in her asshole.
>>203662417Whats her @?
>married an insecure autistic girl who diligently does all the housewife duties>if I don't bang her brains out at least 3 times a week the cutesy kooky autism turns into psychopathyHelp me
>>203662494first result on yandex do your own homework
>>203658465KEK
>>203662239>>203661824Plenty wrong but that's subjective taste.What isn't subjective is that most of those tattoos look like goddamn children scribbles, and bad ones at that. Completely disjointed, put in places that don't do any favour to the tattoo itself nor the body part.
>>203662239I thought the zelda tattoo was bad but then I saw the life is strange one.Just why?
>>203662239she'd be a thousand times hotter without the tattoos and you know it
>>203662625Found her hole
>>203662703that's what I said >>203661940Yakuza style tattoos are amazing. one single art design. one connecting image. >>203661824>>203662239this shit is a bunch of random retarded consumer logos and cartoon stuff from tv. no cohesion. no organization. no flow.
>>203662239>>203662494>>203662625>>203662774nintendo panda
>>203661298If you fuck her on the regular she'll cheer up.
>>203660873Why did this "person" call briefs boxers?
>>203662607I don't see the issue. Maybe work on your libido and encourage her to get out more.Good episode. I have to rewatch it now.
>>2036626073 times a week? I would fuck her 5 days a week ..... not joking.
>>203660833What the FUCK does BBL mean? I’ve asked like 10 times and never gotten an answer so I figured it’s some “hurr I’m playing with muh fingerbox”, Ed Ed and Eddy Online type meme
>>203663141Brazilian butt lift, a type of surgery where they put fat in your ass
>>203661610bro, you are 100% being cheated on, you're humble bragging about having a hot gf you wont fuck. You are deranged, and its obvious to everyone that either part of your story is a lie, or you are hiding an obvious truth the rest of us sees, like your gf cheating on you.Don't look down on us, we're not the delusional ones here.
>>203660072Now post your body
>>203661824digusting, these women would be hot, but they're ruined themselves.Would you carve a tattoo or name into the statue of david? no? why not? exactly.
>>203663012NTA, but that shit would be exhausting, he flat out says they can't just have a quickie, he's gotta WORK it in bed, which is something you do like once a week max normally.His real solution is to just have kids, she's acting out of biological insecurity.
>>203663387im better looking than at most, ~2 people ITT faggot, it also doesnt invalidate my points at all. Get help. You're unwell.
>>203661268>Bundy saved me from marriage and I will be eternally gratefulYou do realize that Al loves his family, right?
>>203662607that sounds like a pretty solid deal actually
>>203662607>3 times a weekThe horror.
>>203663323Thank you anon
>>203663573you get tired. you just end up masturbating alone at night. easier. simpler. sex is good with a new person. sex is great for the first six months. after a year you get tired of her.
>>203663807>you get tired. you just end up masturbating alone at night. easier. simpler.You sound retarded.>after a year you get tired of her.You are definitely retarded.
>>203663807that's when you introduce wigs and anal. wigs are a must. you buy her whole underwear
>>203662607sauceasking for a friend
>>203663828incel speaks
>>203663844black mirror
Theres this fat chick I've gone out with a couple times thats down to hook up.I'm not into fatties that much but i dont have options. she does have a cute face and giant tits tho.how can i bring up just titty fucking and blowjobs only without wanting to fug
>>203663903you need some incredible game for that anon, you are not that guy.
>>203663844Love death and robots season 1 episode (I forgot)
>>203663012>>203663093>>203663545>>203663573We just had a kid, baby's not even 6 months old and she's still raring to go, when she was pregnant she still was raring to go.She's exceptionally needy and insecure, if I don't reciprocate her attention she'll start fantasizing there's another woman, if I do she's pacified and docile.>>203663844Love, Death and Taxes. It's on Amazon Prime.
>>203662607Married With Children reboot featuring a BPD menhera Peg when?
>>203663903just fuck her. just fuck her. just appreciate her
>>203663972lol that's a monkey's paw arrangement if I ever heard one
>>203663972is theres an easier way to fuck her? I used to spoon with my ex and fuck her from behind while rubbing her tits while laying in bed. it might not be fucking her brains out but you can tell her you want it more comfy.
>>203663972>when she was pregnant she still was raring to go.That's completely normal you LARPing retard.
>>203663972so make her pregnant again?
>>203664136I masturbate every day to my Fleshlight ( up to 4 times a day) I honestly cannot see how that guy has a blessing ( but I understand that people have different types of bodies and people have different libidos , but still)
>>203655512Love this show, some jokes just stick with you, like when he is calling some woman at the shoestore fat, and she's like 'You call me fat to my face!?'And he retorts with 'Well, I would say it to your back but my car’s only got a half a tank of gas'Ahh, we will never see humor like this on TV again
>>203661824those look like pretty high quality tattoos, i hate bad ink, or just black
>>203656533(audience laughs, one dude laughs especially loud and dirty)
>>203664363No tattoo matches the quality of unmarred female skin.
>>203664363they look faded
>tfw you're reading Big'uns while your black friend is sitting next to you reading Black Big'uns and there isn't some forced diversity shit being jammed down everyone's throat by Commiefornia trannies in the writers room that say the border should be open to criminals but their gated communities are off limitsIt was a better time.
>>203664753The show did race relations right.
>>203661824i agree, but that style is trashy on a girl, i prefer stuff like picrel
>>203664851>cutting scars and track marks>>203662203Come get your bitch.
>>203664848Based
>>203664324>You'll be hearing from my attorney!>Is that the law firm of Haagen and Daz?
>>203661298You sound like a faggot honestly. I'd fuck her every goddam day.
>>203664136It's really not as bad as I'm making it out to be, there are just some days I don't wanna bang but if I don't it becomes a whole thing.>>203664175I can fingerbang her to orgasm pretty easy, no need to even take off our clothes. I'm great at eating her out too.>>203664242You joke but she's already talking about giving our kid siblings to play with.
>>203665089men that have sex often have less heart attacks. sex is also good against prostate problems she's literally saving your life.
>>203661059Aristocratic attitude.
>>203665089>willingly eats pussy, is even good at it>didn't want his woman growing crazy attachedyou got nobody to blame but yourself
>>203662239>when the combined sum of your highschool scribbles/drawings somehow merge with a weeb ethot
>>203662239This bitches nudes are amazing.
>>203664967Heh, yeah these were good
>>203656102https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzNpso_vDaQ
>>203661059For every hot chick, there's a guy who is tired of fucking her.
>>203655512Al was a homo, cut and dry. He put his arm around Jefferson more than he ever did Peg, and Jefferson didn't show up until like season 5.
>>203665925Hermeneutics of gay suspicion.
>>203665685tiny titty
>>203665685She has a cavernous Hope Solo tier pussy and asshole, small tits with awful piercings, and the tattoo equivalent of fat weeb girl in junior high's notebook doodles. I usually say to each their own and I'm not some permavirgin cretin but holy shit man you gotta get your shit together. If you can't get a woman like this irl with zero effort and not have to simp for her online I don't know what to fucking tell you.
>>203665685How do you even enjoy the nudes when all the good stuff is stained with crap?
>>203663141Hey you retarded fucking traipfaggot tranny. Google exists. Why don't you look up a different website next time and stop posting here.
>>203665089>You joke but she's already talking about giving our kid siblings to play with.this is a thing, kids with no siblings, especially in modern society, get exceptionally needy towards parents and demand their attention constantly. You will 100% want at least 2 kids, ideally 3 depending on finances.
>>203661268the faggots that identify with that frog are truly the most pathetic losers in existence. No different than troons
>>203666161Hillary lost
>>203663903Hey Plapjak.
>>203657983Unfathomably BASED.
>>203657983its because they are perky and erect. it shows you healthy woman. its fertility fertile. it looks athletic
>>203666182You lost
>>203666505>n-no you
>>203666531Yes.
>>203656069>THOU DAMNED WHALE
>>203656633Let's see naked to compare.
>>203658295bishoujo? her /t/ is decent, idk why the hottub vid is in 140p though lmao
>>203666502>fake tits>perkynah they're disgusting and you're an actual lizard brain if you're attracted to bolt on plastic tits on a girl. I'd take A cups before a pair of fake giant spheres
>>203666616it sickens me to my core whenever i see modern kino being encoded into 480p and below by thirdies who can't afford storage. reminder that jeets are destroying every corner of the internet
>>203666576
>>203666626tits aren't supposed to look extra saggy. there are real women with real tits that are perky my point was that fake tits mimic the look of healthy fertile perky tits. obviously a real boob looking perky is the perfect boob
>>203662607Oh no haha that sounds terrible!
My ex got DD bolt on tits when she used to be a small B cup and tried to get back together with me after as if that would have fixed why I dumped her in the first place. The first time I saw her after she pulled her shirt up and asked me to feel them. Mediocre and nothing like real tits. I fucked her again of course but they did nothing for me even though it honestly was a good boobjob. I just like tits in general, all shapes and sizes other than fat skanky hanging lard tits are cool with me, but her having bolt ons just turned me off even more. She died of a fentanyl OD in a parking lot in her car with some other trashy whore not too long after so no big loss. I do wonder what her implants are going to look like on her dead body though. Will everything else just rot away but a pair of big tits?
>>203664848WHERE DID REAL MEN LIKE THIS GO?!!!!! WOKE HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!
I would drain my nuts into Katey Sagal ten times a day minimum.
>>203667349>Will everything else just rot away but a pair of big tits?Pretty much unless there's a local ordinance that requires them to be removed before burial.
>>203668038>a local ordinance that requires them to be removed before burialIs that a real thing? I figure commie states like cuckifornia would be the ones to have something like that be a law but they also have more fake tits than anywhere else and probably wouldn't allow it because commie reasons. That also brings up the question if you're some dirty whore with massive fake tits and they say you have to have them taken out before you can be buried and all that how do they pick out their burial outfits? I mean they're going from a ZZZ cup to an A and that's going to look like shit in their filthy whore burial dress. Do they have to take the body back out and undress it, lop it's filthy whore tits off, redress it and throw it back in the coffin and then bury it? That seems like a logistical nightmare.
>>203666161>getting triggered like a bitch by an internet frog
>>203668731>ZZZ cup to an AI imagine they replace it with something like sawdust or whatever during preparation. But despite this lovely eulogy, I'm gonna need you to step away from the podium sir.
>>203663972Sir, it sounds like you don't want to breed?Have you been having any gay thoughts recently?Are you second guessing your role as a straight male?
>>203656633You'd be doing all the work so you'd best do it like a maniac, these types of women are basically giant flesh pillows in bed and get tired after 15 seconds of not exerting themselves.
>>203661059start fucking her or I WILL
>>203666581are you gonna pay for my new chan pass?
>>203658465>sees literal goddess of fertility >muh tranniesholy shit this place is getting more gay by the day
>>203668907Lel
>>203663828you have absolutely no idea how dumb you are.imagine jacking off every day.boring right?now imagine if jacking off entailed you moving your entire body around for an hour, every day.now, imagine if instead of jacking off, you put your penis into a hole much looser than your hand, for an hour, every day for years.Now imagine you got into an argument with the hole you put your penis in, after working for 12 hours, and the hole doesn't even make you dinner and makes you cook something before you have to put your penis in the hole.now imagine not being able to just use your hand to bust a nut in 10 minutes any time you want.
>>203669035you think that creature would be capable of raising a child? lol no wonder birth rates are dumping.
>>203668907>dig up sexy whore corpse to fuck it>tits are full of sawdust and you get splinters in your mouth and in your dickMen literally can't have anything anymore.
>>203669002Pretty sure his wife is a bit too old for your tastes Sammy.
Best scene and coincidentally written by an old friend. RIP Mel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEFakcnS_wQ
>>203669087It's impossible for you to to convince sad lonely men that what you're describing is worse than what they currently have, grass is always greener etc.
>>203669035>goddess of fertilityit's a fake plastic surgery abomination, literally the same thing as a tranny minus the cock. quit the porn you mindraped freak.
>>203669243I am a sad lonely man, and I had exactly what I described.Id like to get into a relationship again, but lots of my friends have been absolutely fucked with divorces instead of breaking up like I did.
>>203669132No need to say all that lol one look at her from anyone somewhat well adjusted and they can immediately tell something went wrong in her life and she was not the victim.
my divorced boomer dad was like Al. He's finally getting good pussy for the first time in his life with some illegal african migrant leech. weird to see him actually happy for once but he's so punch drunk he wants to put a ring on it and have another kid after a just a couple months. a black muslim alien, my fox news blue collar pops, I can't believe it. married young and fast the first time too, just a sucker I guess
>>203655512Shoe salesman is judged by his sales commission, at work. He comes home and wife judges him for how long he lasts during sex, when he's tired + demoralized. If you just want sex, envy anyone who has sex, you don't understand THE SOUL OF AL BUNDY.
>>203657945She sent everyone a wedding invitation to her gay wedding except for Ed O'Neal and David Faustino because she said they would laugh at her and her "wife" walking down the aisle in tuxedo's. Ed told her she was right exactly because a "wedding" between two women wearing tuxedo's is, indeed, funny as hell.
>>203669705Wake that motherfucker (literally) up and help him find a decent white woman with a job bro. That's what I had to do with my Dad after my evil whore mother that didn't fuck him for like a decade finally died which I definitely had nothing to do with her death. You gotta watch out for your pops if he's a good man. Bonus points if she has hot daughters you can also fuck. I introduced my Dad to his new lady and he is actually happy for the first time in ages.
>>203669705Anchor baby? He should watch out for his savings cleaned out by one who has every reason to not be genuine
>>203661824Disgusting.They look like the human version of a public toilet that's been hit with grafitti.
>>203657428Beat her, dress it up as bsdm and she'll never complain to anyone. Been married 10yrs, beating your woman is the secret to a happy homelife
>>203669858idk I'm pretty cross with him after trying to talk him out of a snapchat romeo investment scam last year that swindled him for $100K when he dumped part of his savings onto a fake crypto site to ride his "successful business gfs" hot tip pump and dump. won't listen know either, thing is he "knows" like has even mentioned pre-nups he's just cock blind like a dumb kidhe did right as a Dad and I try to reciprocate that but as a person he's a real boring grouchy stubborn asshole, bad combo for having people care about you.>>203669863he's had a vascetomy and is saying he regrets it now, crazy. it's like he's a woman going through wall approaching baby fever but for retirement age.
>>203669819That could pass for an episode synopsis. I'm surprised they didn't have her divorce Jefferson and lez out on the show honestly
>>203670047That's true for some (picrel) but the chick you posted is hot and her tats aren't the worse
>>203661059>I love her too much to leave but hate her to much to fuck her.Can anyone explain to me how this is even possible. Yes, I've never had a girlfriend.
>>203670359https://www.dictionary.com/browse/aposematic
>>203670359Forgot picrel
>>203670197Can confirm. I have put my wife through the wall twice in 14 years and I told her the third time would be the last time because she was going to be dead and I meant it. We haven't had a horrible fight in six years and she hasn't tried to get violent a single time in those six years and the two times I ragdolled her was because she had. The first time not as bad as I could have, the second time I absolutely fucked her up and she knew I was for real when I told her the next time her family were going to be ordering flowers. She got the message and we're happy as fuck now. She wants equal rights she's gonna get equal lefts too if she thinks she's okay to hit me. You have to set boundaries and modern women think they can do anything they want and a guy can't do anything back. If she isn't nuts one or two times showing her how much stronger you are and how easily you could end her will work, if she keeps being crazy after that you shouldn't be with that psycho bitch in the first place.
>>203670224Mid life crisis bud. I'm running head first at mine and have considered getting a motorcycle, getting tattoos, fucking one of my son's female friends, and spending a couple million dollars on a ranch in Texas. Thankfully my brain has kicked back in everytime before I went too far so far, but the mid life crisis is a real thing. Just keep reminding him that he's being a retard and when he snaps out of it he'll appreciate you even more.
>>203655512HOT MAMA! NOW THAT'S A DAME
>>203670424It isn't if you have an IQ over 90. He's either LARPing or an absolute moron.
>>203658548all that plastic surgery for a hank hill ass? what the fuck
>>203670529Based wifebeater, Allah blessed you!
>>203670529I had something similar but during makeup sex I started choking her and kept going while she started to get scared and I just looked at her stonefaced right in her eyes and kept squeezing harder until she almost passed out then let go while continuing to fuck her. She had tears in her eyes and pissed herself a little bit but she wrapped her legs around my waist and her arms around my neck and held me close and begged me to never leave her even after I had nutted for like twenty minutes. She hasn't hit me ever since. Women breh.
>>203670529>>203670925Based riddle-solvers. Women have been fucked in the head since the Garden of Eden.
>>203661268one of Al's best episodes is when he reveals how much he cares about his family
>>203661824tattoos ruin a womans body and so do septum piercings god those are gross
>>203670912I'm Catholic and my Grandfather put the fear of God into his wife and children early on and they had the happiest marriage I've ever seen and all seven of their children were extremely successful, from doctors and lawyers to the oldest son being the CEO of a Fortune 500 company and going to the Super Bowl with Warren Buffett. There is a reason the divorce rates are so high and so many young people are such worthless trooning out faggots. It's called feminism and not enough beatings. Beat your children within reason and your wife too, I guarantee they will turn out better for it. The key is the WITHIN REASON part. Don't just do it because you had a bad day, make sure they earned getting their shit kicked in and be a good father and husband when they don't deserve to have their shit kicked in.
>>203671091My favorite episode is when he returns the library book and absolutely destroys that fat cunt that treated him like shit when he was a kid.
>>203658295she sure fucked up getting those lips
>>203668833Cope, pathetic loser
>>203658295>fertility goddess that will never give birthy tho
>>203661059i dont think its possible to be with a woman 5 years and spend 2 not fucking her, the only people who do that have been together for 20 years, I've been with my woman 10 years and we still fuck every 3 or 4 days, granted im madly in love with her
>Cope, pathetic loser
>>203656633How many layers of filter is this photo on?Might as well pull up anime at this point
>>203655745No, Peg.
>>203662239would not fuck
>>203667349god i wish i boned a chick who later OD'd, i once ran into a chick abusing computer duster near my house and me and my friends fucked with her until we realized she was pregnant and then we called someone on her (not police a service) and then we read in the news a week later that she died that day, what a trip, funny thing was I was high af on pills when I ran into her so it was a real amusing scenario
>>203670224cant imagine ever getting a vasectomy, but in my case my wife is having trouble getting pregnant after almost a year of trying
>>203671242Been married to mine 7 years and we still fuck once a day on average and we fuck at least three times on the weekends. No idea how that guy even is real if he isn't a larp. Hell we even sneak in me bending her over the table in the breakfast nook while she's cooking before the kids come down to eat sometimes. I guess it helps that I still find her hot and we both keep fit but if she even went a month without fucking me I'd be filing divorce papers no matter how much I love her. Sex with your spouse is a prerequisite for a continuing healthy relationship.
>>203671178i like that one too, her whole attitude towards him is so unforgiving
>>203656285where their neighbors swingers?seemed liked they tried to hint at Al and Peg
>>203658295It's the lipo and tummy tuck that makes me think she's fat, because she is. These funny proportioned broads always look still fat to me even more so than a chubby chick.T. Chubby chick appreciator
>>203671540i fucking adore chubby chick's hands, I find my wives to be delectable
>>203657983FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF THOT'S FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME. I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND TEXTURE OF SILICONE. I ASPIRED TO THE FIRMNESS OF SURGICAL BOGGIFICATION.
>>203671440Grim.
>>203669087why can't you masturbate?
>>203661059Porn addiction is awful
>>203672061Some "men" (absolute spineless faggots) aren't allowed to jerk off by their wives even when their wives refuse to fuck them. It's absolutely disgusting and they are whipped to shit.
>>203666698This will never not be funny
>>203656285based.
>>203657983Based coomer. My extremely guilty pleasure is fake bbl asses. Love that shit but I am ashamed.
I'M INTO BIMBO SHIT!I'm ok with the work and the porn was good.
>>203656285BBC only for this bitch
>>203662239>you're gay if you don't want to jam your dick into a gamestop promotional display
>>203656633>>203657823>>203657864>>203658295>her body actually looks weird completely nakedHer body looks weird "naked" because her pics are heavily edited. Like, to a ridiculous degree. I don't have the evidence anymore but in almost every photo where you see her nipples, it's not actually her nipples. She shops on fake nipples and when people finally noticed and called her out on it she said it was because she's embarrassed her nipples aren't perfectly even or symmetrical or something. There's a few real nip pics out there though.>>203658478>Have you seen her videos? She's genuinely dogshit at making hot materialThere's also this. She has the looks but she's awful at being sexy. Part of this is because she wants to remain somewhat "virtuous" and not do anything too explicit. Like IIRC she has dildo stuff but you never see any penetration. And any actual "sex" scenes she does are "lesbian". Another part is she's probably very awkward in real life like a lot of women get a bunch of surgery. They can make themselves look like that but they're still gawky geeks at heart. And she even goes as far as to claim she hasn't had surgery.
>>203675851And a ching chong to you also!
>>203671579Would be better without those shitty fake nails.
>>203656069That's not a landwhale, that's a silicon whale
>>203661824Not with coherent and well designed tattoos, but this looks like shit some toddler drew.
>>203664848I miss pre obama race relations.
>>203661824>Banging that chick on the right>Don't want to look at her face because she looks like shit without her pound of makeup>Look down at her body instead>Shrek is giving you this lookTattoos can be fine when done right but this trend of just doodling random shit all over your body is retarded and a 100% accurate indicator of a trash woman.
What I love about the show is that no matter how bad my day or life gets, I know Al Bundy is having it 10 times worse.
>>203669002>start fucking her or I WILLuh
>>203671537Marcy and whats his name, her first beta hubby were deff into kinky shit, constantly bringing up BDSM and stuff like that. I could deff see em being swingers.
>>203657507Is there a more based TV character?
>>203671276There's less editing on the actual Shrek movie.
>>203676306I'll never understand why young "men" have chosen that disgusting faggot that is on film doing shit with trannies to be their internet dad. Absolutely disgusting. Even a nigger like Terry Crews would be a better role model than that faggot.
>>203656069based family member
>Boo hoo I have a wife that wants to fuck but I'm SO LE TIREDI hope this is a larp because it's the most pathetic thing I've ever read. I hate every single fucking NIGGER on this site that boo hoo's that they don't want to fuck their girlfriend or wife. Either break up and find someone you want to fuck or take some magnesium and zinc and go to pound town because your limp dick posts isn't impressing anyone. I would fucking kill you and take your wives if I could.
>>203658295>the middle of her is fairly thinThat not thin anon. That’s the result of corsets and lipo. She’s had all the subcutaneous fat sucked away but she’s still full of visceral fat surrounding her organs. That’s why she looks so uncanny (aside from the shopping)
>>203677041>incel rage at obvious baitAnd that's why you'll die virgin.
>>203677041>I totally would if I could You're as much of a LARPer as he is. You won't do shit and you never will. You're a cowardly little faggot that has chosen to be the way he is. You will either realize this and change it or die alone and unloved. That's your choice. I couldn't possibly give less of a shit either way but you need to hear it.
>>203677168I am stronger than you.
I beat two transgender prostitutes to death last night. :)
>>203677215No, you aren't. You are an embarrassing faggot mentally and physically.
>>203677237Don't you have a wife to ignore? LOL nigger
>>203677284No, I have a gf that is 14 years younger than me that I just got done fucking. Don't you have a nothing to go cry even more about niggerfaggot?
>>203677304Why do you post like you have something to prove on the internet, nigger?
>>203677222extremely based
>>203677323Why do you? >>>/reddit9k/
>>203677323>A BLOO BLOO I AM A VIRGIN BECAUSE I'M A RETARD BY CHOICE AND DON'T REALIZE I SHOULD LOOK FOR WOMEN THAT ARE WITHIN MY RANGE LIKE EVERYONE IN MY GENETIC PAST DID BUT I CHOSE TO BE A WHINY FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER AND END ALL THOSE YEARS OF PASSING ON GENES BECAUSE I AM A COWARDLY LITTLE FAGGOT A BLOO BLOOWhy don't you just cut your dick off and wear your mother's clothes while you're at it so I can bash your skull in with my copper hammer you fucking nigger retard?
>>203677451B U T T M A DUTTMAD
>>203677464Great rebuttal. Did the truth really hurt that bad you fat pussy?
