Season 47 premiere in about half an hour. Post your final three, winner pick and zero vote finalist.
For me, it's Anika.
>>203664464Season 18 was unironically the last good season
>>203664633Think you meant 28 anon.
>>203664593Sue looks like a psycho. She's my pick.
>>203664593Kyle looks sick af, he’s my pick
hoping for a decent season.
LETS GO
>>20366484346 was the best season of the new era and Q was one of the most entertaining contestants we've seen in a while so I don't expect this season to be as good but hope it's at least decently entertaining
>>203664929agreed, 46 was great
>>203665031is venus a new archetype?
>>203664994Best season since Kaoh Rong
>>203664835Getting first boot vibes from him.
>>203665054maybe
>>203664593Wtf is a brain therapy representative?
>>203664835This comparison has been done to death but he really looks like Ian from S10.
hoping the rhapist and podsaveamerica loser get btfo prejury
>>203664633*40
remember when they did that hilariously long bit of jeff personally delivering the vote urn to finale night? kek
>>203664464If a lesbian or colour doesn’t win finals I’m gonna be pissed.
Who's got a link? BMX doesn't work on phone data
>>203665370https://thetvapp.to/tv/wcbs-new-york-cbs-east-live-stream/
>>203665297GOAT was him riding off on a jet ski, them pretending he carried the URN on the fucking ski across the ocean, and then riding past the statue of liberty and like saluting or some shitEarly survivor was so kino, early reality tv in general was electric
>>203665393<3
ok that first guy is annoying already
The podcast host is going to win
>>203665492>t. sheep in sheep's clothing
johns a fucking "comedian" podcast whose been sucking obamas cock since 2010. Hope he goes home early.
I View For Sue
this is going to be a mid season
bimbograndma gonna be based I can feel it
i miss venus already
this mah nigga
>>203665297Lmao those were beautiful
>>203665534Based MAGA enjoyer
>>203665554this
red coat a cute
>3 tribescan we just get one season in the new era where they do 2 tribes again
I already don't like TK. Going all in on Sue.
Jeff's sure talking a lot
wtf is this whole community spiel is he senile
The oldest, ugliest white woman goes home first.
>>203665580I like to think he was offering them bumps on the boat ride over
>>203665553But she's in this season too anon. >>203665031
what do (YOU) bring to your community /sur/????
did jeff really not give her those pants?
>IM ANDYI don’t like this guy
this is so mediocre
>>203665648Fucking cringe to John
>>203665624>uh... ummm... n-nothing...
I don’t like any of these people so far
>>203665654the fucks this faggot babbling bout?
Testing Sup bros here’s to another 47 years
podcast nerd talking like a podcaster is so aggravating
GOOD ONE JON
Yellow tribe shaping up to be the loser tribe of the season again.
>>203665675red coat and thicc venus are cute
>>203665608she is going to be the stratbot kind of villain not the fun bratty kind like venus was
generic survivor comp #8 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
I hope john gets voted out first fuck this faggot
kino shot of camera chasing that guy
>>203665675At this point it would be a treat if they just brought back a 50 year old Boston Rob and Parvati
>>203665773imagine the drone running into the player
>guys you’re gonna go through…>an OBSTACLE COURSE>and then guys you’re gonna get…>some PUZZLE PIECES >winner will also get a…>bottle with a CLUE FOR A HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDOL >and then maybe for tomorrows challenge guys we’ll…>make you stand in an UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION Soulless husk of a once great show
>You gotta dig deep!>That's how you do it in Survivor!Jeff needs new material. I don't even need to listen to his commentary to know what he's going to say.
>go on nu-survivor>on the yellow tribemight as well just quit
>bad team chemistry God what a unironic faggot.
bluebros...
kek yellow tribe haters btfo
>>203665851this post isnt aging well
Hotep Jesus?
>>203665910Anika carried with the puzzle. We'll see how they do on an actual immunity challenge.
>>203665916there's an 1 and 45 mins left, don't get cocky
>I LOVE THISis Jeff medicated?
>>203665835Gabon challenges were great beyond even the hilarious argument (and Randy fucking with Ace that one time)They actually used the landscape in cool ways--ditto seasons like Palau and Pearl Islands with awesome theming throughout the seasonThey should at least bring back the "run around a track partially in the water with weights" one, pulling people off a pole, and sumo at sea
Who the fuck are these nerds that they cast for thisWhat happened to cool people on survivor
>>203665956No, this is what Survivors all about
>>203665964Does anyone have a real job anymore?
>>203665964They're all on Australian Survivor
B I G M I S T A K E
>>203664593Idk who the winner is, but I predict rachel for no votes
rookie move to get on the boat
>>203665784bring back wentworth or enlightened Spencer for one more shot at the win
>>20366463340 was the last good season after an onslaught of trash. The rightful King took his throne, and to cement king> queen he got 3 million total while she only has two
uhoh trumpies are not going to like this guy!
pondering sex with Rachel
omg this podcast fag taking over the show
Why do they keep pushing this dude? Who really fuckin cares?
>speech writer for hilaryoh brother
>This is a tribe that can win Famous last words.
>>203665987It's 2 things contributing1. They fired Lynne Spillman, who was their casting director, and she was damn good at it. She gave us people like Big Tom, Coach, Rupert, Sandra, etc. Now the casting people are all survivor nerds, so they want to cast people "they like"/"they want to see" aka nerdy superfans like them2. Poorer people can't take 2 months off from their job and walk right back into it without potentially destroying their lives financially. That takes away a lot of the applicants with blue-collar jobs, hence the lawyers, grad students, doctors, speech writers, influencers/podcasters
>im gayWow I kneel before his bravery
Vote out all yellow tribe males.
>I'm bi>I'm gay now this is Survivor
>strategizing and doing… le MATH… before they even build a shelterGame bots and nerds ruined survivor
>>203664593>90% of the cast are ugly mutt mystery meatthe show has always been 'woke' but at least they use to have the sense to stack the cast with hotties in bikinis alongside the token minoritiesand its not just that they look worse, they're also boring. without looking at cast pictures i struggle to recall a single cast member from most of the post covid seasonslike worlds apart was a dumb concept but it was kino because of a memorable cast with interesting conflicts and character arcsrodney mike and dan being based retardssierra jen and hailey looking sexy in bikinisthe dumbass survivor professor who actually terrible at the gameabby being a weirdo jewessjoe superseding ozzie as the archetypal 'challenge beast'the other weirdo with long hair who was jealous of joeetcnu survivor was a mistake
>>203666199Kek DIG DEEP
shadowrunners LET'S GOOOOO
So I recently marathoned the first 40 seasons but could barely crawl through 41. Easily the worst season I have ever seen and I never felt sorrier for a contestant than I did for Xander. Poor guy played against the odds and won his way to the end without a single real mistake after humiliating the brownoid alliance and his reward was a massive fuck you because the entire cast was seemingly chosen only if they agreed too many white men win survivor, I quit watching after that but I imagine it never got any better?
>another faggot jesus christ
Gabe is the first not-hateable person in this show
If we're going to have all these fucking faggots I better see some Colton-level meltdowns
They’re all gay?
everyone that's had a confessional has been gay
>>203666219other long hair guy and his one sided hatred of joe was awesome. Joe is just casually milling around being Chad of the Jungle and this dude is seething mad--and it's so clear the girl he's crushing on likes Joe more and Joe doesn't have to try at allOne World was surprisingly good cast-wise looking back. I don't want to know what this season would have looked like if Mike didn't win because they'd have to edit it totally differently
is this an all gay cast?
red tribe is just made up of fags?
Butch chick’s gonna fist that mousy bitch
Vote out the entire red tribe except for the cryptobabe.
I remember when they cast cool likeable athletic people for survivor and not a bunch of gay nerds
>>203666356Ethan Zohn, Rob Mariano, Colby Donaldson, Ozzy Lusth…the good ol days
>best twist in years>only gamebots allowed play way too hard>veto used every week>every single eviction episode is must-watch>only one fag cast as opposed to half the castGrodner-senpai... I kneel.....
Damn he just snatched that shit
>where is it???>cameraman is right on top of it
>>203666314Yeah
my god this cast is awful
Wild Robot? They got Cirie doing everything
I hate how they only cast these self-aware superfans now. It's better to cast people who haven't even seen the show before.
>>203666447I give her some credit for at least attempting to steal it from him kek
>>203666507A few times recently, the snakes got voted out with surprising efficiency.
>>203666517I'd rather have this than people playing for a "higher purpose" instead.
being bossed around on the island by anika
>>203666605depends on which "higher purpose"need more bhanu's in this game
superfans are pathologic
blue tribe is by far the least gay tribe.
equity
Improper use of fire steel case # 9004At least it worked for daddy’s boy beauty queen
>females seething dudes can become bros instantly
>>203666764why are women so toxic?
Why is red and yellow so gay
So, this is the gay podcaster season?
wait they cast someone who has their own survivor podcast??
Red team is basically as gay as yellow team but somehow more pathetic
this is so fucking gay hahahaha
>>203666879nah I guess she appears on rob cesternino's podcast, the dude that finished 3rd in survivor amazon
playing with a podcaster must be so annoying
>the girls and gays choose the superfan as their leaderthe script is predictable this season
that guy got an ibol
Super fans get the rope
>discount cirie and izzy
>>203666859You're gay, brother--HH
she looks so weird
kek what a doofus
based retard
wow an idol that's more trouble than it's worth whodathunk
Of course Jon is addicted to tik tok
“I’m addicted to tick tock, all the boomers hate it bro”
after pondering sex with rachel I am committing to sex with rachel
>use a giant heavy branch to carry a pot of waterthe fuck
you're not allowed to talk to people that's the wrong move!
what is this psycho killer edit
>>203667201>podcasters
>being vulnerable as a man in front of a woman oof
um you have to be lonely and not talk to anyone because that's part of the superfan bible sweetie
this guy's reddit history is probably insane
Andy incel serial killer edit LET'S GOOOOOO
Night panic attacks part 2
>tanking your own game in the first 12 hours
looked like he wanted to smash his head in with that narrator
>when im cracking my coconut, no one is even looking at me
losing your mind and having a psychotic break with andy
>why arent people cheering when I crack a coconutgod I hate nu-survivor
>>203665734>clueless idiot>bratty villain venus simps are the most delusional faggots
Ai generated cast
>>203667287>>203667311>hey...don't come to camp tomorrow
Andy is literally me
>>203667301>posting in a survivor thread with big mak posters
>>203667287>>203667329kekthis guy could be content
>>203667333we're all AI generated here =D
>>203667333Television has been ai generated for 12 years.
>spin off of a spin off Jesus christ network tv is dead.
Some pre merge boot from season 4 is more memorable than any of these nerds on this season
>>203667364My mother will watch it
>>203667333>>203667361i genuinely believe this fuck
damn out of three options he chose the worst one
>a box>Inside A Box>INSIDE A BOX
>not risking it allpusy
wait lmao who is this old asian guy
imagine drowning while getting the key and the cameraman films your death
it was made for me! this is my hole!
poisoning the water well
Oh yeahThis guy makes noiseYes he does
>>203667458he’s one of the only actually smart players so far lol>you saw him looking over there?>yeah>well maybe we should go look too>oh, yeah
Romebros...
HOLY BASED
I never understood how you can sneak away from everyone to look for idles when you have a camera crew following you
i hope the black guy idols out one of the woke peoples alliance
>>203667534>>203667536dammit my stream cut out for a sec what happened lol
>Rome finds the idol and immediately gets voted off kek
the black guy is going to have a freiza training in hydroponic chamber arc
surkino
>>203667588they caught him at the well soaking wet he just turned around and ran away into the woods
>>203667612imagine having to drink this water
finally some good idols
>for this challenge you’re gonna…>SWIM OUT INTO THE WATER>and next you’re gonna >run an OBSTACLE COURSE>and after that you’re gonna>solve a PUZZLE>wanna know what you’re playing for?
>>203667625LOL thanks. He’s one of the few I like so far.
Your idol is up a cliffAnd your idol is down a well
yellowbros ... we got too cocky
>yellow tribe fucking up alreadylike clockwork
sabotaging your tribe by flipping the boat
>boat is waterlogged and they're shoveling it out with their cupped hands kino
seems like someone could get drowned if they got stuck under those flipped boats, no way production would get there in time
wtf this bitch problem lmao
>>203667739Don’t suck at rowing a boat then
>>203667739I wish
>>203667734>>203667746kek>>203667739>YOU WANTED SURVIVOR, WELL NOW YOU GOT IT
>>203667739the boat won't sink unless the flip it back over full of water, which the blue team did. see how that works out for them
they really didn't know the dynamics of how to turn a boat or understand distributing weight upon a boat huh
>>203667739A death is exactly what Survivor needs desu
For research purposes:When Jeff said “a date with me at tribal council” the camera was on the yellow tribeAnd when he said “where the first person will be voted off” it was on the podcast guy
A second boat has flipped in the immunity challenge
Jeff’s face when two boats flipped in the immunity challenge
Honestly not a bad first episode so far
WTF they skipped the puzzle footage!? Some editor should be in trouble
ROME SAFELET'S GO
>>203667870It was a terrible start but it's picked up a bit since the idol hunt, still probably the worst opener in a few years
need Andy to be safe
bro no shot yellow tribe gets btfo another season...
more weak willed faggots.
Andycels... we gave everything
>>203667870No this is a shit first episode
>I gave it everything Jeffoh give me a break, already? lmfao
Andy malingering to save himself from tribal council kek
LMAO
>>203667955I’m with youYOU LOST
Theyre finally clapping for him
>>203667963I’ve been laughing
maybe stop fucking casting "superfans" who break down one day in
please pity Andy get rid of the podcaster
>>203665851this post is aging well
This is what happens when you cast a bunch of fucking dorks and le heckin strategy experts
>muh coconut
andy is such a little bitch
holy fuck actual kino.
can we stop casting quitters
>>203667809First part came true.
ANDY WTF
andybros.... what are we doing
this Andy speech is so fucking funny holy shit
>IM A STRATEGIST
Andy hero arc incoming
HOLY KINO
KEEP ANDY>KEEP ANDYKEEP ANDY>KEEP ANDYKEEP ANDY>KEEP ANDYKEEP ANDY>KEEP ANDY
insane strategy from andy
Andy will the the third to take a shot at Trump
>>203667997kek i knew you werent going to let it go
Andy's Funeral
>>203668107dude you rowed a boat like 100 ft
>AI research assistant this guy is such a trip
this might be the funniest first tribal of all time
How does this motherfucker function day to day
Some of you guys are alright, don't come go tribal council tonight
>>203668110>but we need him for physical challenges and we can always get rid of him before the merge>what about minority female?
You see why you don't have kids with asian women? LmaoWhat a fucking retard
HE TOOK AWAY OUR FREEDOM
>>203668155Presumably with little to no exercise.
I think Andy might have hit his head when that boat flipped...
see you Summiters later this month ;)
That abortion commercial reminded me of those TRUTH anti smoking commercials from the 00s
>>203668136>he prompts all day>calls it researchis he a 4chan poster?
Andy survives council and gives birth to the meltdown meta
>if you guys could just cheer and look at me while i cut my coconuts, that'd be great
>>203668246he’s a goddamn pioneer
>>203668105>hehe nuttin personnel
TRUMP MADE MY STEPFATHER RAPE ME
>>203668246>gives birth to the meltdown metauh sweetie you are really triggering me right now
>>203668285I think your streams behind lol
>>203668285If I bet you $5 that her stepfather was a trump voter you probably wouldn't take that bet
Anikasisters...
>>203668298 My internet is gave it all Jeff
oh shit jonbros, we've been sus'd out
>the leftist podcaster wants to vote out the brown personincredible
>Andy is strong, he might help us win a challenge or twouhhhh the guy on the cusp on a medivac earlier that day
Oh noo yellowsisters who do we vote out? The geriatric coconut cutter or the tribe shooter?
Andycels we have a shot
>>203667809
SAVE ANDY
>>203668279>>203668294like two peas in a pod
>>203668326I bet you 20 he supported Ron Paul
>>203668294hated this bitch so much>i'm a multimillionaire but le quirky applebees wednesdays with my hecking daughter and you stole that from me but i'm not really a millionaire wtf it was just strategy guys i really need that money
what would Big Dick Mike do
>>203668356women moment
On one hand mr. pod save being first boot would be fucking hillariousOn the other it's a retarded move by Sam, if the women vote out Jon it's a blatant setup for a women-led pagonging and he'll be the next boot
Why did they only cast a bunch of LA fags in this season Someone needs to punch these pussies
>>203668419SCHNEEBLY!
They should get Jon and Letty on this instead of all the nontent
>>203668419ben linus looking mf
>>203668419get a 100 million dollar development deal from Netflix when he's done with white lotus
>>203668419mike "around blacks never relax" white would target orientals
>>203668285I'm so sick of election years and I'm so sick of people bitching about being pro-abortion or pro-life. AI is changing the world and we're getting close to WW3 but apparently no one cares about that
>>203668356because he was doing all the workjon barely did much and is more snakey
>>203668475Don’t worry they’ll 100% be on Ices Survivor
kino andy incoming. hes running laps around this tribe
>>203668433they've already played a clip on the podcast where he talks about final tribal on the survivor broadcast so it's unlikely he leaves right now
Get Andy on Fishtank
this guy's podcast cadence and intonations is like nails on a chalkboard
>>203668488once all the religious morons die we can talk about real shit. until then this is what they will squabble about
We need an Andy "zero to hero" arc.
Andy Rueda: My Twisted World
>>203668538he hasn't lost much weight so I don't think he made it deep into the game
>>203668578The stepfather commercial was a leftie ad
>>203668578That’ll be tough, priest rape kids yet we still have loads of catholics
they want to get rid of him because he says what he's thinking??
>>203668606it's only 26 days
eat shit jon.
>>203667809edgic chads win again
why would they keep the retard
andybros we running this all the way
ANDYCELS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RETARDS
>>203668538
>actually keeping the mentally ill snitchstock status?
ok Andy is officially /myguy/
>taking out the jew firstthis bodes very well for the season
>>203668690yeah they should of kept the liberal podcaster who makes millions of dollars a year
Andycels... We're in
>>203667809Second part came true.
>>203668730Millions must survive
finally time for the good show :)
>incel andy creeping on anikaLET'S FUCKING GO
alright fuck that survivor faggotry time for JANKIE WORLD kino
real show starting
>With Andy it’s giving.. toxic clingy boyfriend
>>203668778>>203668803we are so in...
Mid season Terrible cast
SOVL
Trump is on Gutfeld! tonight.
my girl taking out the fags one at a time
yeah that episode kinda sucked lol, good first boot but there's very few people i like in this cast and none of them are big mak or lil leah level
>>203668914I don't have the best first impressions with the cast but I felt that way about 46 too kek
Diversity quotas and superfan casting unironically ruined this show Half nerds and half la living Starbucks going genderqueer people
