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Beloved Star Trek: The Next Generation actor and Emmy winner Sir Patrick Stewart, aged 84.
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fuck you, made me check.
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>>203667730
Fact Check: False
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>>203667751
He's literally 84 you schizo
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>>203667852
And Clint Eastwood is in his 90s, Dick van Dyke is nearly 100.
Patrick Stewart isn't dead. Yet.
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>>203667852
heh he’s actually 7289 years old because of relativistic time adjustments during his time in space
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>>203667730
His voice died like 8 years ago
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>>203667885
Nobody said he was dead.
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>>203667730
digits hes going to die in five years
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>>203667730
digits hes going to die in three years
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>>203667968
>I'm only pretending to be retarded
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>>203667730
Digits to die in 2024
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>>203667916
How in the fuck does he still do American Dad?
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>>203668029
He's gonna die with the rest of us when the ayys invade in 2027-28
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>>203667730
digits to die in two years
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>>203667730
that's an interesting factoid
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>>203668067
digits he'll die in four years
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>>203668029
>>203668048
>>203668063
>>203668067
>>203668076
Fucker cant die
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>>203667885
OP didn't say he was dead. What are you rambling about?
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>>203667730
he'll be resurrected as an android clone
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Digits and him and boogie both die in November.
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>>203668065
AI
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>>203667730
Trans actress OP found hanging himself earlier this afternoon
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star trek picard sucked
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>>203668266
It must be.
I thought it was someone else but all I can find is that it's still Picard
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>>203667730
84 is a nice age
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>>203668217
>>203668349
The weird thing is that Patrick Stewart had actual creative input over S1 and S2 of Picard (he's even listed as a writer and producer for S2 IIRC) and it still led to whatever the fuck that was. This bizarre, self-indulgent nonsense where Picard goes back in time to find out that he's the specialest boy in the universe because his great-great-great-great grandma saved the world while also doing random flashbacks to his childhood (which are totally not based on Patrick Stewart's irl childhood in 19540s Britain) was what Patrick Stewart wanted.

There are lots of Star Trek plotlines about captains going back in time to affect pivotal moments in history. But Kirk winning World War II and Sisko starting the Bell Riots (leading to the Federation) are somehow less egregious than Picard convincing his depressed ancestor that she needs to go to space to end climate change.
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>>203668060
>>203668153
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>>203668523
kek I forgot about that thing with his mom. What a weird subject for a show about the life of an elderly man, his mommy issues
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ITT: illiterates not capable of finishing one sentence.
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Mood’s a thing for cattle!

And loveplay!
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>>203668610
>What a weird subject for a show about the life of an elderly man, his mommy issues
Tbf his mother was abused by his father when he was a kid, and that's why Stewart does charity events and speeches about domestic violence. This would be a great topic for a tv show about Patrick Stewart. Talking about his experiences as a child, the way society in the old days didn't take domestic violence complaints seriously, etc., that could be an interesting show. But it makes no real sense for a Picard show.

That's the larger problem with the Picard show as a whole, it's a vanity project where Patrick Stewart can air out all his personal stuff and Paramount let him do whatever he wanted because they needed his face for marketing purposes.
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Proud Pitmommy Patrick
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>>203668749
>quoting dune in a star trek thread.
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>>203669076
it's a patstew general thread
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>>203667885
Yeah well Charlie Chaplin is 135 years young.
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>>203670222
...for now.
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>>203668523
Stewart doesn't understand the Picard character.
This is evident at least from the TNG Movies
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>>203667730
mods pls ban
this shit isn't funny
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>>203669076
"Enjoy your vacation, Tiberius! I'll handle things here while you're gone."
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Just watched pic related and it was so weird to see him just show up at the end after a big buildup and say nothing.
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>>203670332
Did you watch the sequel too?
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>>203670360
It was Smileys People so I'm pretty sure it was the sequel.
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Tom hardy next
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>>203670257
It would make sense if this old fart didn't understand Picard's character now but the fact that those movies exist proves that he never understood it.
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>>203670501
In that case, did you watch the original?
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>>203667730
I didn't know he was sick
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>>203670605
No and I am not sure if I will.
The movie was really good and the Alec Guiness is really kind of meh as Smiley.
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>>203670681
I am officially putting our friendship on hiatus until you watch the original.
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He'll probably still die before Shatner.
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>>203670702
:(
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>>203667730
Big, if true
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>>203668029
digits he's dying right now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIBUWqSTp90
Can't take him seriously after this
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digits and Trump is gonna have an embarrassing poop story
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>>203667730
DON'T YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT NIGGER!!
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>>203667730
Such a sad update. Poor bastard.
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>>203667730
made me look at his wiki to find he's boning a 45 yrold woman married at 34 when he was 73 what a stud
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Vax status??
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digits and he lives to 100
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>>203667885
after picard s1&2 hes dead to me
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>>203674272
You fool you just killed captain picard
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>>203667730
that is pretty shocking news
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Trips and he fucking dies at 90.
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>>203667730
>Beloved
A long time ago.



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