I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.
>>203672744Hello, mod!!! Time for a thread re-tread because the site is slow?
>>203672777Digits: checked
>>203672744The water temperature must be scalding so that the mist effect can be accurate to the movie (not the third one because that one sucked). Then I go to the mirror and wipe the condensation off with my hand, revealing the face of an emotionless cyborg badass.
>>203672744My favorite copypasta.
>>203672777Checked and Aquino pilled.
>>203672744a certified /tv/ classic
>>203675557Isn't this from before /tv/?
>>203672777Witness them
>>203675579Maybe. I've only ever seen it on /tv/.
>>203672777Newfag.
