Upcoming films that YOU are looking forward to, name them immediately.
Naturally
Can't wait
>>203687037
>>203687037Not much and not for the right reasons
Avatar: Fire & Ash
Hell yeah motherfucker
>>203687508>Uzumaki00 movie was perfectly fine
Mission Impossible 8
>>203687622can we do better than "fine"?
>>203687671maybenot holding my breath though
>>203687183>>203687350Same here.
Grendel
>>203687230muh dick
>>203687993
>>203688111
>>203687037A New Dawn and Megalopolis.
>>203687037we should have more threads like thisit serves like a containment thread for shills
>>203688363>thread actually about films>anon actively refuses to talk about any
https://youtu.be/m4IkQCed2L0?si=iP85AqOkWy0vjh7M
>>203687230>me next month
>>203688363>shillsRetard. This whole board is shills and gooners and the only quality posting that's worth anything here is release information posting and promo material reposting (on the basis of it usually being aesthetically pleasing and this being an image board).
>>203688363>We should have more threads like thisYes actually mentioning films is nice->LE SHILLZZZZKill yourself
what if i ripped off a masterpiece vampire and put it in grimdark bluegrey digital shitfestwhoa epic film ideapeople looking forward to this film are the biggest plebs-who-think-they're-patrician abominations on the planet
>>203688397Cool poster
I refuse to believe anyone is looking forward to any of these movies.
With this hook, and this hunk of chocolate, I'll land your boy, and I'll clean him for free.
I'm not looking forward to anything
>>203687037New? Nothing. Old like new? Yes
>>203688582Yeah, how could anyone look forward to an Eggers, Gibson or Malick movie? Or Coppola's swan song? Or an Odysseus and a Beowulf movie? Or Dune or a new Sorrentino? How about you fuck off?
>>203687563LIVE AND LEARN
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>>203687037Do you think Anya seethes about choosing Furiosa over this
>>203690088A little
>>203688587already?
>>203687037i thought that title was one of those words you can also read upside down, and i knocked my drink over ;_;
>>203687230first movie poster to ever give me a hard on
>>203690483Well, was it?
>>203687037Almodovar's new HagKino.
>>203690769oh no i'm not risking that shit again.
>>203687037>remake
>>203690769
>>203691147Rotate it 180 instead of flipping it, anon.
>>203691144It's already had one excellent remake, why can't it have two?
>>203691466
>>203687950first time I've heard of this but now I'm interested
>>203688747This lol. This has actually been a decent year for movies.
>>203691599cool, i loved the original Ulejjfsoil.
>>203691599kek
>>203688747Have you not seen any movie made in the last 5 years? They're literally all shit. It doesn't matter who's directing, who's acting, or what story the movie is based on - they all suck.
>>203692112*yawn*
>>203688596
>>203692112I have and there's been lots of kino.
also mikey 17 , the spielberg UFO movie (prob gonna suck but i am mildly intrigued), kane parson's backrooms (HIGH chance of being mystery scifi thriller kino, /tv/ is sleeping on it), whatever tarantino's final (???) movie will be, and whatever lynch's final project (movie or otherwise) is gonna be>>203687230off topic but holy shit can Baker do ONE movie that isn't about sex/sluts, i would understand if he was some sort of softcore director, but he seems to only do this due to pretentious "muh sex work" reasons, wich is incredibly cringe.
>>203692536Mickey 17
>>203692536>he was some sort of softcore directorAnora sure sounds like it's softcore mixed with black comedy
>>203692860And I will enjoy it on both fronts.
>>203692112>Oppenheimer sucksNo u
>>203693825Try watching some 70s and 80s movies, sloppenheimer would be a 3/10 if it released back then. Everyone nowadays has stockholm syndrome because they haven't seen a good movie in 10 fucking years.
>>203694304NTA but I don't think you watch a lot of movies if you think nothing good has come out in a decade. Sure, nothing good that's BIG has come out in a decade, but tons of smaller productions have been much better.And yes, Oppenheimer would've rightfully been seen as adequate to good back in the day (though if it were made then I guarantee it would've been directed by Oliver Stone and would've been true megakino; while also having a hotter girl get naked).
>>203687498>>203687183Just these
>>203687230>see her face>"something is off">check wikipedia in english>nothing special or weird>check wikipedia in spanish>(((Madison Rosenberg)))>"Madison es judÃa"Kek, every single time. Among us.
>>203694304>Try watching some 70s and 80s movieslol
>>203687037>Succumb to the darknesskek, really Rob? That's what you're going with?
>>203687230I will now see your movie.
>>203687563you should be in jail Chris
The new PTA filmFlowervale StreetMickey 17
>>203694751Except what's unusual about her face is her eyes, which have epicanthal folds like Asian people, which isn't particularly "Jewish".
>>203692594Is this happening soon?
>>203687037Interested on the Nosferatu designs and retelling>>203687183assured to be a flop IMO>>203687215yuck>>203687230Anora? Anara?>>203687288Will have the biggest profit in human history? Cant wait how they show the domain of darkness?>>203687320Always wholesome; they need to teach everyone>>203687350curious>>203687481nah>>203687498nah>>203687512Basically the fire nation, and I think the planet is alive and the Mother Pangea will connect with Sigourney Weaver's character's (daughter)>>203687563Cant wait for fat Robotnik and Robot Sonic>>203687642Cant wait for /tv/ to rip apart the design >>203687872WHY CANT THEY MAKE A HIGH BUDGET ODYSSEY MOVIE FUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK>>203687980I hope it is less conceited than The Young Pope S1>>203688005interesting I guess >>203688128eh>>203688283cant wait until he kills 61 billion>>203688314nah>>203688397time travel heist>>203688443looks like a movie of the year, cast looks great>>203688492looks nice >>203688587nope>>203692594A24 cosmic story looks like the return of A24>>>203694034nice cast, what can a monkey do
>>203696279Based (you)er
>>203696279Missed me, faggot
>>203695208She is literally jewish, her nose shape triggered my jewdar.
>>203687037AnoraThe BrutalistJupiterThe Smashing MachineEasy’s WaltzThe OrderThe PolicemanThe ApprenticeDracula: A Love Tale
>>203696890yeah, the nose you can't see any details of in the poster, sure bro
>>203687183based
>>203697356Your perception is weak, bro. Keep training.
>>203687183Coppolabros we are SO FUCKING BACK.
>>203698548You're trying to pretend you "noticed" despite already knowing who the person is, it's pretty lame
>>203698883I wsn't 100% sure, the details were vague but as always, wikipedia gave the answer. I become better each day to detect the jews.Also most anglos have an unnatural fixation with jew women, so that's also another reason to keep searching.
>>203687230sexo
>>203687760I just saw this tonight. It was pretty damn good.
>>203694751seek therapy
>>203697821HOLY-No fucking way!
>>203694034Is this a remake of Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders?
>>203700802No it's an adaptation of the King short story The Monkey
>>203700802Just looked into it, it's based on the same short story the other guy did back in the 80s>Directed by Oz PerkinsIt's DOA, holy AIDS. After Longlegs I will never ever watch another Oz Perkins movie ever again.
>>203687037>>203687183>>203687481>>203687950>>203688005>>203688128>>203688443>>203688492Looking forward to these.
>>203688128First trailer without dialogue made me look forward too this, later ones with dialogue made me not want to see it
>>203698883>>203697356>>203700688go back
>>203687037I'm confused about Nosferatu. It appears to be a pretty standard (no doubt great since it's directed by Eggers) remake of Dracula, not Nosferatu 1922, right? Cause the plot of Nosferatu 1922 doesn't resemble the Dracula story (young lawyer invited to live at reclusive client's mansion, Bram stoker, the ship, etc.) at all
>>203701283It's absolutely a remake of Nosferatu, not Dracula.
>>203687037Other than Nosferatu, which I'm also looking forward to, I'm looking forward to picrel
I dunno
>>203701910really?
>>203701910Gans is a really strong visual filmmaker, but that teaser looked incredibly cheap. I wish he had brought Dan Laustsen back as the dp.
>>203687037I'm really excited to see this. Spielberg hasn't worked with an ayy story in a very long time, so this might actually be sci fi kino.
>>203701910>Video Game movieWhy do Milennials and my fellow Zoomers always fall for this>>203703683Get ready for it to be nothing but references to his other movies that were actually good.>>203701283>>203701337I don't get the hype for this one. Everybody's saying it's going to be to Nosferatu what Dracula 1992 was to Dracula, but I guarantee it'll be another mediocre Vampire movie like Demeter or Renfield.
>>203703791>Everybody's saying it's going to be to Nosferatu what Dracula 1992 was to Dracula,I don't even know what this means.
>>203703538This movie has been in a very early post production (shooting barely ended) when konami exects required some post-haste trailer to be made just to go along with Silent Hill 2 Remake news. There is a very slim chance they will even reveal anything more about this movie in 2024 still.I don't expect a faithful adaptation or outstanding film in general, but with Gans back at reins it might be a schlocky but entertaining 7/10 movie.
>>203703896"a very good modern adaptation"
>>203703791why the fuck would it be like Renfield, a comedy film?
>>203687508Is there and Uzumaki movie coming or is this the adult swim thing?
>>203704764Anime, black & white, been in the works for a while, hit by COVID delays and only now back on track.
>>203704785I saw the trailer and it looks really good, art style is spot on
>>203687037>>203687183I'm going to see both of these at the cinema, but I have a feeling they're going to bomb like Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
>>203687350Damn, pretty sure this was shot all the way back in 2019. Before anyone had even heard of covid.
>>203704840Megalopolis will bomb into oblivion but I suspect Coppola knew that going in and just wanted to make his passion project one way or another. Nosferatu might do fine, it will be weird as Eggers is prone to but it's still a more traditional horror than he's done previously, and both his horror films were box office successes, only the way overly expensive Northman wasn't.
>>203688111what is this?!
>>203687498Great tagline, hopefully the movie lives up to it.
>>203687563I'll take my son to see this at the cinema, but hopefully there isn't some pointless 20 minute wedding scene like the last movie just because the cast and crew wanted to go to Hawaii.
>>203687642The Invisible Man remake was surprisingly good, but still inferior to the original of course. I think a modern movie "being woke" actually helped it in this case with the woman being stalked by an abuse ex, etc.
>>203690088No, because she probably got paid way more to do Furiosa than she would have for this. Nosferatu wouldn't have a huge budget after The Northman flopped hard a couple years back.
>>203692112Mad God (2021) is literal 10 out of 10 kino though.
>>203694034Same energy.
>>203695208Yeah I always thought this chick was half or at least quarter Asian? Looks like a HAPA to me.
>>203704215>it might be a schlocky but entertaining 7/10 movieBut if 5 is average then 7 out of 10 is a good movie? For instance, I would rate something like Beetlejuice Beetlejuice a 7 out of 10.
>>203705395Not at all, just happens to have eyes like that. They're not exclusive to Asians, just predominant.
>>203704739I'm saying it's going to be mediocre like those last two movies were given they both had somewhat high expectations.
roswell deliriumthe damned - director: Roberto Minervini
>>203704923Looks like the winner of the 2024 Palme d'Or to me.
>>2037054437/10 is kind of "the movie had some issues but I don't regret time spent on watching" grade in my book. 5/10 is indeed average, but also a slight disappointment, because why should we watch or recommend average movies when there is enough of already produced above average ones to last you through entire lifetime?
>>203705493In no universe did those two movies have high expectations
>>203705483I used to know a woman who was Finnish and she had similar eyes. Apparently the Mongols made it all the way to Finland in the days of Genghis Khan.
>>203705548OK but for me if a movie is an 8 out of 10 then that is very good. It is extremely rare for me to rate a movie a 9 let alone a 10 out of 10. I would consider a 7 out of 10 movie worth going to the cinema to watch.
>>203705574No they did not
>>203705602Many people now have video game review brain>10 - good>9 - ok>8 - garbage>7 - the worst game ever madeBelow that doesn't exist
the one Robert De Niro plays two different gangsters at the same time
>>203687037>that castUh, excuse me. Where are all the niggers?
>>203705670The Two Gangsters With Similar Visages?
>>203705683Not my problem.
>>203687037Mickey 17. The trailer came completely from the dark for me and it looks like a modern Terry Gilliam movie to me. At least the trailer does everything right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osYpGSz_0i4
>>203705619You're right. People don't use the full spectrum. I would consider 4 out of 10 to be below average, but not necessarily a "bad" movie. If you're rating something out of 5 stars then 4 out of 10 is still 2 stars; which doesn't sound as bad.
Will you be watching Kanes kino /tv/?
>>203687872Shit, for a moment by the thumbnail I thought I was looking at the Half Life 2 main screen
>>203706169NoThat setting was driven into the ground in record time. Just the sight of those corridors is an automatic loss of any interest in something for me now.
>>203687037Literally not a single one. I'm pretty good with never watching another new film as long as I live.
>>203687037Looks like he has weird stupid zoomer hair. Pass pass pass.
>>203706769No he doesn't
>>203687037there is none. im not looking forward anything
>>203706958Kind of does to me too, like he has hair on one half or the middle.
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I still want to see Del Taco's At the Mountains of Madness.
>>203687037Bond 26 with Aaron Taylor-Johnson (potentially) -- I want to see how they can fuck up James Bond even worse after the abomination that was No Time To Die.
>>203707167I read the script for that at least a decade ago (when James Cameron was on board as a producer?) and I remember it basically being a remake of John Carpenter's The Thing.
>>203707167I remember I used this clip as an exercise for sound design when Del Taco uploaded it on his Insta. Feels like fucking forever ago.
