>Close.to.You.2023.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.x264-COMPB>Close.to.You.2023.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.x264-COMPB>Close.to.You.2023.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.x264-COMPB>Close.to.You.2023.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.x264-COMPB>Close.to.You.2023.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.x264-COMPBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEg_vaaMe_U>Academy Award Nominee Elliot Page (Juno, The Umbrella Academy, Inception) stars as a trans man who returns to his hometown for the first time in years. On his journey, he confronts his relationship with his family, reunites with a first love, and discovers a newfound confidence in himself. A Toronto International Film Festival premiere.WELL PLAYED, ELLEN!IF YOU TURN INTO A CREEPY LOOKING MAN, YOU CAN FUCK GIRLS NOW! SCORE! WILL SHE SUCCEED? FIND OUT IN THIS VOD RELEASE!
>>203691595Ew does she have a wart?
>>203691595>>203691627>shethat's a man, faggot
>>203691595>JunoThat's a different actor.
>>203691655>that's a man, faggotwrong homo
>>203691595She still uses lipstick?
ACT
>>203691595>white trannydid you assume her ethnicity?
>>203691595Kino is back on the menu.
>Ya'll got any more of them festival bait roles?
>>203691627Her hands have always been disgusting, even 10 years ago when /tv/ worshiped her. Always gross stained nails and yellowed fingers from smoking.
>>203692797Kek
>>203691595Imagine willfully transitioning into a manlet.
>>203691595So she troons out and her first role is a sexual predator?
>only new role since trooning is a self-produced festival bait movie with middling to bad reviewsholy shit, it's really over, isn't it
>>203691595I still can't grasp my head around the fact that the girl from Juno/Super/Inception thinks she's a guy and has made outward modifications to her body as well. It's been like 4 years too, It's just hard to conprehend. This is the strangest change an actress has gone through imo.
>>203691595>All the comments are from chuds.The west is healing.
So she's definitely not getting any new roles after this. What will she do once the money runs out? The trans maintanence shit she's on must be expensive.
>>203691595The problem is Elliot has less range than Ellen
>>203691595I will never watch anything she/her does ever again because she chopped those pert little titties off. I could live with the mental illness but some crimes can never be forgiven.
>>203691595Save me some time: Does she show her pussy in it or not?
>>203693091yes
>>203693115I'm from Missouri. Proof?
>>203692982Mindbroken by Bolsonaro. She went to Brazil to interview him about his anti-gay policies and asked if he thought she should have been beaten as a child to prevent her from becoming a lesbian. His response was:>You can say you are a lesbian, that means nothing to me. You are a pretty woman, all right? You are very beautiful. If I was a young man, I would whistle at you on the street.I unironically think that single moment is what made her transition.
>>203693276Growing up in Canada and being raped probably didn't help either.
>>203691595I genuinely don't get it, I thought you were supposed to be the person you were always meant to be? So why would you want to do a role where you play an awkward trans person?
>>203694024>So why would you want to do a role where you play an awkward trans person?because she ruined herself and her career
>>203694024They should be more creative. She should have been a MtF trans that stalks and fucks another girl. It certainly would show how transitory and infinite the shading of gender is.
She was so cute and small bro
>Elliot PageboyI prefer Ellen Page...can we have her back?
>>203694024The main problem is that she's one of the worst passing trannies ever. From what I see, most women that troon out to become men would already have a long beard after so many years of testosterone. But nobody would mistake her from a man, and she also doesn't look much like a woman anymore, so her acting options are restricted to non passing troons.
>stalk and fuck a girlElliot is one of the most prolific rapists and molesters in Hollywood history. Harvey sold roles and access, his crime was embarrassing a bunch of women with three public revelation they're all whores. Elliot otoh presented himself as a woman and had sex with lesbians without telling them he's really a man, stealing from them their right to consent. Absolutely fucking demonic. The son of a bitch should be kicked in the balls and beaten to a pulp.
>>203691595Is she going to try to rape a woman with her unfeeling pseudo-penis?
>>203692797>mmmm i sure love festival bait mh mhmm iz lile crack but u feel even worse about it after
>>203695508Did she got bottom surgery?
>>203695508Can it even penetrate? Isn't it just a piece of soft floppy meat?
>>203696227Is it? I honesty don't know about all the modern tranny transiotioning medical and bioengineering procedures.
>>203696227They use pumps. Kek
>>203695508>>203696227she doesn't have one, she chopped her tits off is all. minge is still there.
>>203695620>>203697354I was referring to the character
>>203695620no
>>203693072>choppedWhen Nikki did that, I literally cried.
>>203695488>kicked in the ballsKek
Are we getting the extended version of "our days of mercy"
>>203691655That's a woman
>FtM tranny wants to rape a woman movieWho greenlit this?
>>203700701>Who greenlit this?Elliot Page
I saw a tweet of someone getting really mad because they played the matt walsh movie trailer before lmao
>>203701145nice
>>203692797wtf
>>203691595Is it legal to file a restraining order against trans person in 2024?
>>203692797>You should know somethin’ about me Joe Rogan. I have a pussy.
i am angry about the state of affairs in our nations and am praying to God for a miracle of holy violence to correct it
>>203693568It would be very interesting to learn which person or persons diddled her during the filming of Trailer Park Boys S2.
>>203691595You just KNOW this 5' tall man is totally CRUSHING pussy!
>>203691595Act
>>203691595strange she can now only play a tranny in all her movies
>>203703011Mental illness can ruin a career in an instant.
>>203691595but Ellen hasn't a dong
>>203691595Look how happy ((((he)))) is and how comfortable ((((he)))) looks in ((((his)))) own skin
>>203691595>>203692797>same hatFucking kek
>>203695488Well put anon. It’s getting crazy out there
>>203691655>>203691790Wrong. That's a man faggot.
>>203703931UMMM ACKSHUALLY it’s a faggot, man.
>Be a good looking fun actress>Transfer into a depressed ugly manletI blame the Hollywood pedo vampire jews
How can Elliot Page the male actor be an Oscar nominee in the actress category(s)?
>>203695246she had a cute little ass
>>203704362She was cute, and I think she realized her cuteness would soon fade. Sad what being a homo will do to your mind.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your handsIf you're happy and you know it, clap your handsIf you're happy and you know itThen your face will surely show itIf you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
twelve minutes in. when will they introduce a character whose voice isn't very unpleasant.
>produced by independent studios>no hollywood studios want involvementhave you looked at the filmography?
>>203695126Ftm playing an mtf sounds pretty funny, would watch that
>>203703670Based noticer
>>203693072there was barely anything there anyways, she legit coulda passed the male swimsuit challenge
>>203704816ALL SHE NEEDED WAS BANGS AND A HAMBURGER DAMNIT
stop deadnaming
>>203705459no
Actors back then>Hi, I'm Tom Hanks and I've played a retard, a manchild, a gay man, an astronaut, a soldier and a bunch of other rolesActors now>Hi, I'm Elliott Page. I'm a transgender man dealing with trans issues so I can only play transgender man dealing with trans issues.What the fuck happened? Why even be an actor if you don't want to play other people?
>>203696227it's a silicone tube wrapped with leg skin.
this man cries a lot. what's up with that?
>>203705696Troons should only play troons desu. Hunter Schafer is now refusing trans roles because he just "wants to finally be a girl and move on" (lmao). Ellen meanwhile seems desperate for work and I saw a thing not too long ago where she was kind of pathetically like "H-hey, if anybody is looking for a transguy for a movie, I'm available."
>>203691595>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEg_vaaMe_Uomg im crying
>>203691595>4.0>4.0>4.0>4.0I don't bother watching anything below 5.5
>>203705775She's hurting.
>>203702219>I smoke ACK!
>>203696227It's a pull start.
>>203696227
>i don't have any special rules. you don't have to obey any rules to be around me.>you're doing it wrong.
>>203706129Having a built-in pump in the "balls" is somehow even worse than if you had to feed like a bike pump type device into the urethra to inflate it. How horrifying, it's like a toy.
>>203706129... There goes my breakfast I gotta stop browsing this piece of shit site
>>203706129>pumps it up with the lone ballthis is some looney tunes shit
>>203706129You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
>>203706129I ain't clicking that.
>>203706839good thinking
>>203703648So much joy.
>>203691595is it a documentary?
>>203705838Should i call Hunter a stacy or a chad for pulling that?
>>203705838imagine if Elliot and Hunter make a movie, would it be kino?
>>203706129What's wrong with this world?
>>203707073>hunter and elliot are going to have sex>hunter giggles starring at “his” “dick” mocking it for how small and ugly it isBased or cringe?
>>203706129EY IM PUMPIN HERE IM PUMPINNN
>>203707112Kek
>>203707112How would /tv/ react to this scene?
>>203707112didnt hunter chop it off
>>203707112It depends, is it a romantic movie or is it a comedy?
>>203706129My eyes!!!
>>203707179it's a romantic comedy, like you know, all the slop produced between 1990-2010
>>203691595Bolsonaro mindbroke her to oblivion.
>>203706129>"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension"
>>203707198Then Hunter wouldn't laugh at it, they would get lovey dovey probably.
>>203706129PUMP UP THE JAM PUMP IT UP
>>203707112Name of this movie?
>>203707230The Illegal Pronoun10/10 Cannes Film FestivalPowerful - NY times
>>203691595>FUCK A GIRLliterally how
>>203707273There's a brazilian woman who injected testo into her clit or something it's fucking huge like the size of an average cockTheres a video online of her fuxking a woman in the pussy wirh it and a man in thr anus.What's weird is it lools like a dick but with the wrong angle. It kinda bends down and doesn't seem to as erect but just constantly huge
>>203707273Don't ask that. Be a better friend to yourself, like this anon >>203706839
The role she was born (again) to play!The magic of cinema!
>>203707225laughed
>>203707225Lmao! AND IT'S AN ACTUAL JAM!
>>203706129>pumpers like to pump>pumpers need to pumpSeriously though that single ball look is fucking cracking me up way more than it should like couldn’t they have just put another little silicon thing in there for purely aesthetic purposes to sit next to the pump and give the illusion that the bitch has two balls? Would that really be so difficult? Kek
>>203706129>”yeah baby, does it get you all hot and bothered when I activate my pump uni-testicle”
>>203707358links please.
>>203707596Don’t bite off more than you can chew pal, I’m pretty sure I know who he’s talking about and trust me that’s a box you can’t unopen.
>>203707596>>203707630Yeah once you go down the big clit fetish road you will soon be gooning to cuntboys and FTMs and from there you'll go to transwoman aka male trannies all roads lead there to the most deranged fetish
>>203691627First thing I noticed as well
>>203691595The comments section under that trailer is hysterical
>>203691814Kek, looks like it
>>203692797Holy shit that's the exact same outfit
>>203691595>his career
Amazing how Page can take all the hormones and chop off their tits but my brain still instantly goes "female. ugly female but still female" when it sees "his" face.
>>203708020Not really amazing, it just means that you're normal.
>>203692797Sprinkle some crack on her!
>>203703670>>203692797Kek'd on so many levels.
>>203692965It has been already over long time ago
>>203691595is that your biopic vodtranny?
>>203706129It's like having a sex tide to where you're male gentians supposed to be. Imagine wanting to jerk off but every time you try you just feel that bike pump inside you're pants like some sort of pus
>>203706129I know how the characters in HP Lovecraft stories feel now.
>>203692982We're living in interesting times!Buckle up, buckaroos.
>>203692797Came here to post this but you did it better than I would have anyway.
>>203707093I think the whole world's addicted to the drama. Only attracted to things that'll bring them trauma.
>>203703648>I was a fookin' LEGEND in Gin Alley. A FOOKIN' LEGEND! I would take any knight, any knight, anytime!
why do mtfs like taking shirtless pics when you can see the little flaps of fat near the armpit that are characteristically femaleellen's a skeleton but even she has it
>>203708958meant ftms kek
>let's start casting trans actor on non trans role>They're way more beautiful and graceful women then Schafer>There's no way anyone would take up page in anything but a role as some awkward short guyWa la
ooOooooH LOOK AT ALL THE LONELY PEOPLEdu du duru duh duh duuuELLANOR PAGEBOYCAUGHT IN A LIEABOUT WHAT KIND OFGENDER IT IS...NOONE ADMITS
>>203708958There's flaps on women that makes them very distinguishable from even the most perfect passing trannies anon
From cute girl to incel.
>>203706129I used to be contrary to nuclear holocaust.
>>203703670just when you think 4ch is dead, there's an honest kek
>>203709104Is that Kim's daughter?!Hubba hubba! She can be my dear leader any day of the week!
>>203701145kek based
>>203691595>Academy Award Nominee Elliot PageElliot never got a nomination, tho.
>>203706129Old men can get a similar surgery. It's old tech at this point.
>>203707273>literally how>>203706129
>>203692797lmao
>>203710934Yeah, but SHE did!oh im dead
>>203707358There are doujins about this.
>>203707358Pretty sure I've seen it on /gif/. I thought it was natty. I'm disappointed now.
>>203707358Wouldn't that hurt her?
So the whole ftm thing is just her preparing for a role? Is she secretly a more dedicated method actor than Jared Leto? We'll see..
>>203707358Just like in my japanese cartoons!
>>203691595>sewed on a floppy flesh sausage and got on TRT just for this roleOne of the all time great method actorsI fucking kneel
>>203706129MAN MADE HORRORSWhat a time to be aliveI laughed so hard a tear fell from one of my eyes
>>203691595Women can't have sex with other women though? If you have a vagina you can't put it inside another woman's vagina
>>203706129wtf we are so close to the dystopian cyberpunk future, they are literally embedding machines and fake organs into people alreadyYPWMP
>>203712166>Women can't have sex with other women though?See >>203707358
>>203712166>he doesn't know
Did you Cats like how in the last season of Umbrella Academy she was this huge bartender Chad that basically Fucked all of the women in the small town she worked and lived in?
>>203706129
>>203712328I don't think this happened and if it did, it was retarded.
>>203707358Liar
>>203712432No, that's real.
>>203707358Proof ?
>>203712459Post it then
>>203712487>he thinks I saved itI'm not a degenerate. Ask around >>>/gif/
>>203707358>no proofIt doesn’t exist
>>203712525>>203712487>>203712460>>203712432>PLEASE SPOONFEED ME, I BEG OF YOU
>>203712556Then it’s not real and you making it up
>>203707358Nigga for real ?
>>203712587Beg moar.
>>203712556This nigga have it but he doesn’t want to post it. Don’t wanna get banned
>>203712431>(A woman, Amy, walks into a dive bar)>Amy: Where is he?>Jerry (Bar owner): Who?>Amy: Don't play dumb with me, Jerry. I know he's here. Where is he?>Jerry: Hey, Vik! Are you here or not?>Viktor: Hey. Amy, what... what's up?>Amy: You know what's up. Call me when you grow up.>Viktor: Amy...>Random barfly: Well, that does it. Vik's officially blown through every woman in town.>(All patrons burst into laughter)
>>203712669Is this supposed to be realistic?
>>203712704I mean that is literally the scene in the first episode of Umbrella Academy S4E1. Viktor is the small town Gigachad.
>>203712742Who are they trying to convince? Surely even normies think this is ridiculous.
>>203712742Lmao no fucking way
>>203692797kek
>>203692797>"y'all got any more test?" wouldve been better imo
>>203706129>whats wrong with those ba- ohhhhhhhhhhhh
>>203691595Is that Karl Tanner, the FOOKIN LEGEND of Gin Alley?
>>203706129why wouldn't she give herself a bigger dick?
>>203691595I guess it's cute when trannies do it?
>>203712891>only released in Canada and BonglandAmerican xisters will save it, right?
Why isn't the woman Elliot's character lusts for a trans too? Surely trans women are women, right? Elliot should have no problem dating a bepenised trans woman either. I hope our Chad is not secretly a transphobe.
>>203691595>man>his>his>he>his>his>himself
Why do women do this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI1XbxmBP68https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaV5tcHPruU
>>203691595What a weird trailer.
>>203691595>looks like a dying cancer patient >that voicelmao nobody will be able to watch this with a straight face
>>203707358Give me sauce
>>203713494But what about with a gay face? ;)
>>203707358No way this is true.
>>203691595TYRONE BIGGUMS NOW A WHITE MIDGET TRANSVESTITE
>>203692797Top muthafuckin kek, well played sir
Check out the old fruit director.
>>203714328He looks like a fag but also like a pedophile. Which isn't really surprising, I know.
>>203693064Lmao thats seriously true. She can ONLY do her practiced ( and I do mean practiced) trooner voice. Male trannies have the same issue.
>>203692797>my here for the 5 o'clock free test giveaway
>>203714496>and I do mean practicedThere's a surgery for this, but maybe it fucked her vocal cords.
>>203693173What's up dude636
It's going to be a sad day when she kills herself. We could have saved her bros.
>>203706129-____________-
>>203714328Bobby Kelly directs movies now?
>>203712669I couldn't believe it until I googled it and holy fucking shit, it's real and it's something someone actually released. Ellen really wants to think herself as this brooding stud.
>>203706129I had a pair of trainers like that.
I hope everyone involved in this continues to suffer such unimaginable and crippling mental illness that they collectively kill themselves before the end of this decade
>>203703648it's called acting
>>203691595>Academy Award Nominee Elliot PageStrange. The only thing I can find is a nominee for 2007 Best Actress called Ellen Page. Weird. Did they scrub him from their archives?
>>203714328How can someone look so incredibly miserable all the time?
>>203691655That's a mutilated woman you retard
>>203715076Why is it not believable that they would have written and filmed such a scene?
>>203715315>they
>>203691655Wrong. You will NEVER be a man, ELLEN. Keep seething, lick my anus and kill yourself. lol
>>203707358>still no sauce
God, I hate women so much it's unreal.
>>203715465Lmao that’s not gonna happen
>>203715465>the smallest manDinklage?
>>203715232he's smiling in that pic though
>>203692797
>>203715582True.>>203715621Yes.
>>203715465I can lend you my toolbox and my basement miss Taylor! I hope the weather will be right!
>>203715194Wow, ((((he)))) is such a natural! Much talent, very studly
>>203715675>*scoff*>*eyeroll*>”this guy is SUCH a toolbag”
>>203715639Is she?
>>203715907it's actually pretty hard to play both male and female roles convincingly. the guy's a good actor in my book
>>203715675Kek
>>203702280Obviously Bubbles. That dude is a monster irl.
>>203715465But Verne Troyer is already dead, did nobody tell them? (RIP)
>>203715994The key word here is convincingly. I don’t know about you but for such a manly man that guy sure cries a lot
>>203715465Who?
>>203692797Holy kek
>>203706129Let's be honest. It doesn't look THAT bad compared to the horrors of years ago. Still mildly disgusting desu
>>203714976Boboh!
>>203706129>doctors are paid to do thisHow can someone do this and consider himself a doctor after it?
>>203692797I can't unsee Ellen Page as Tyrone Biggums now, lmao
>>203706129Pump it up a little moreGet the party goin' on the dance floorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI
>>203715964AT LEAST ME AND ME TOOLS ARE NOT WHORES
>>203715374>still begging to see a Brazilian woman with a big-ass clit going to town on a dudeAnon that's just sad now.
>>203715675Only real men will get this post.
>>203716640And hot.
>>203716338Where's the pee hole? Where's the pee hole, anon? How does she peepee?
>>203716696Doctors don't have that kind of technology yet.
>>203716338Honestly? If I wasn't a based penis haver of 30-some odd years I could probably be persuaded it's somewhat normal looking. That's only going off a grainy webm though.
>>203715465What is this supposed to mean?
>>203717038I'm not even sure they know what it means.
>>203715465>i need to defeat my imaginary enemies
>>203717222Checked. A tale as old as the internet.
>>203717222Trips of truth
>>203713363Total tomboy annihilation. On one hand it’s heartbreaking to see but on the other hand it just goes to show what a retard this chick was in the first place to be this susceptible to brainwashing. If it wasn’t trooning out she’d probably end up indoctrinated into some weird new age cult anyway as if there’s much of a difference
>>203716640No source
>>203717725There is. If you were a cult leader, I mean.
obligatory
>>203717727I've had a literal hobo walk up to me today, silently shaking a cup. Before he could say anything I said "no" and he fucked off.Anyway. You remind me of him is what I'm getting at.
>>203717774Her pussy is now some sort of dried up monstrosity that reeks of ballsweat.
>>203717727There was literally an engorged clit thread up not long ago on /gif/ that had many different examples of this grotesque phenomenon. I know because it made me sick to my stomach. You could go look in the archive because it’s probably still there but you’re too retarded and lazy for even that so I’m sure that’s a bit too much work, please though by all means keep begging for gay shit that is literally a four word google search away. You remind of pic related, just admit you’re a stupid fag and move on
>>203717222Fucking trips of truth.
>>203703670Fuck lmao
>>203717222Dem numbers.
>>203691595this shit breaks my heart. cutting off titties and injecting T into women is fucking evil. I don't care if male agp's terrorize women on sports teams though. that shits funny.
reminder: trans influencers and their acolytes will be subject to nuremburg-esque trials with death penalties on the table within the next 20 years
>>203691595maybe that thing once looked at its man hands and concluded it can't be a woman
>>203691595>>203717774>>203717820Is it known if she got the pussey-penis replacement surgery?
>>203718601I sure hope so.
>duka-ACK!
>>203706129>>203715100>pump it up>and air it out
>>203715465Why are women like this?