What does /tv/ think of this film? Personally I’m a big fan.
why are catholics so afraid of goats?
>>203693242>and this is what the devil does
>>203693401KINO
>>203693401https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YgaZwOHjTwI
>>203693344Have you ever seen a goat in real life? They're pretty fucked up.
>>203693344Cuz satyrs/fauns were turned into the image of the devil
>>203693654I counter your kino Alucarda music video with another equally kino Alucarda music video:https://youtu.be/5314Ekhu_nA
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>>203693820I made that thread LOL
>>203693242Did you know Jewish people have the lowest rate of alcoholism of anyone in the world? American Indians have the highest. They can't hold their firewater.
>>203693997>American Indians have the highest.Somehow I already knew this.
>>203693344What would be the calvinist or lutheran equivalent?
>>203693344No idea, I’ll have to ask my dad.
>>203693242I wish this one gets a bray release also Poison For Fairies.
>>203695826I was just thinking this earlier when I saw the last release was on DVD back in 2002. It’s criminal Alucarda hasn't somehow gotten an HD transfer yet because it deserves one.
>>203693242I like it very much. The guy's other horror movie (Mansion of Madness) is pretty good too
>>203693344It comes from the greeks and iberian/italian customs. The mediterranean is arid and home to pastoral people. When the local customs clashed with christianity, the local customs became the propane.
>>203696639Based, thanks for the rec. I’ll have to check Mansion of Madness out during October.
>>203693344They look scary and have fucked up eyes
>>203693654>>203693789based
>>203693704
>>203693997How is this even related to the thread?
>>203697804what the hell
>>203697804>man's best friend
>>203693344Goats scream like people and it is unsettling. And I don't know why but black goats in particular look evil. Not Catholic though.
>>203698319Imagine seeing that slowly walk toward you at night lol
>>203698414Heh, how do you do fellow /an/poster
>>203698443My friend, I post on a half-dozen different boards but I’ve never visited /an/.
>>203693401>our lord and master
>>203693344They look like the devil and growing up in a catholic family it’s ingrained that it exists so seeing that imagery triggers something in our subconscious
>>203693242I don't get what was Catholic church's problem with this movie. Actually it's very conservative and pro-Christianity
>>203693242Alucarda's brides are Tulsa and Lana
based op >>>/mu/123658838
for me, it's the goat tower
>>203702636wowie beautiful angel sarah gadon is so coolt. has a pet goat
>>203695380>What would be the calvinist or lutheran equivalent?A Catholic. Or any christian, really.
>>203693344never ceases to amaze me that the average bible-belter will flee in terror from broken halloween toys, barn animals with funny eyes, and cartoonishly violent video games but bleary drooling niggers holding their cock in one hand and a "foty fah pissul" sideways in the other is totally cool and needs the whole "FLOCK" to get together and donate to le'rapems junior's prison bail fund. next to kikes christians are the biggest advocates for rapefugees - bringing them over, housing them clothing them, feeding them giving them free shit. fucking faggot boomer "judeo-christians" fucking love that white savior "im like jesus himself" shit
>>203702636>>203702832Man you’re literally in every fucking thread on this board, aren’t you? Even I’m not this bad.
>>203693344
>>203703188Wish I could say the same about you.
>>203693242looks cool, tell me more, whats the best scenes and so on
>>203698319That's just a guy in a suit.
>>203704359the one where alucarda gets naked
>>203693242>Adraculawhat did they mean by this?
>>203704359>whats the best scenesIf you like this video, then it’s likely you’ll enjoy the movie. It’s essentially Alucarda condensed into two minutes in a spectacular fashion:https://youtu.be/5314Ekhu_nA
>>203704770Her mother is Lucy Westenra, a character from the Dracula novel. The other girl (Justine) also becomes a vampire halfway through
do they show their pussy in this movie?
>>203705244Yeah, a lot of people do.
>>203693242>>203693344>>203700669catholickino
>>203693242Why no Blu-ray?
>>203705925I have no idea but this film definitely needs an HD release. I can’t believe it hasn’t gotten one yet.
>>203693344isn't it because goats were often used as sacrifices to pagan gods? also baphomet has a goat's head so there's that
>>203707758You’re correct. Goats were also significant figures in Norse and Greek mythology.
>>203693344Not true, I come from a catholic background and here goats are traditionally one of the most beloved household animals.
>>203693242christians are afraid of goats. Muslims fuck goatshmmmm
>>203706656Mondo Macabro seems to own the rights in the US and they planned on releasing it on BD 2015, but nothing came out.
>>203708303MM have been struggling with cash for a long time now, they don't even bother maintaining their website anymore, do everything through bigcartel
>>203708303>>203708354I didn't know about the planned 2015 Blu-Ray release. It’s a real shame they cancelled it, I bet it’d sell out pretty quick on a limited run. Maybe a distributor in Mexico or somewhere else can release Alucarda in HD since there’s clearly issues here in the US.
>>203708431Might also be a workload issue, I might be wrong but I think the whole company is just two guys. Would explain why it takes them forever to get releases out
>>203708431Or a British distributor like Arrow or 88 Films.
>>203708496>>203708431>>203708303Why does that company release so many satanic films?
>>203708567Why does it bother you? They clearly like the trope.
>>203708552Pretty sure MM is British themselves>>203708567It was a popular subject during the era they usually release films from, thanks to The Omen and The Exorcist being huge hits
>>203708583They're US.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondo_Macabro
>>203708599>Mondo Macabro was initially based in the United Kingdom, before Starke suggested basing it in the United States.[3]We're both right. I knew the show was British but never knew they moved to the US
>>203708622Ah!
>>203708578>Why does it bother you?The company is likely anti-Christian
>>203708712Well then don't buy their shit, churchie
>>203708712Good. Faggot christcucks get the rope.
>>203693242Where does the trope of having Dracula's name in reverse come from? Is it from the original Dracula (the book)?
>>203708496I just looked it up and found this:>"The negative was sent back to the lab in Mexico, who either lost it or outright destroyed it. We're not sure which.">"Their DVD used the negative as a source. They've shown no intention of using the master for a blu-ray"If they can use the master, why not just do it assuming it’s not an upscale?
>>203708712Choke on Jesus' dick.
>>203708725>>203708917>*tips fedora*Go back, retards
>>203708969Disgraceful.
>>203708969Well that sucksNobody wants an AI upscaled version man, I understand why they haven't moved forward now. Too bad. If they can find a good theatrical print they could probably do something better than the dvd with it.
>>203709022>why not just do it assuming it’s not an upscale?Sorry, reading comprehension. An upscale would be the only option. The master for the DVD is from the negative, but it's just 480 resolution. They'd need the negative again to do a new scan for a Blu-ray master. Master doesn't mean they struck a new print, it means the digital file they made for the dvd
>>203709022>If they can find a good theatrical print they could probably do something better.That’s what I was thinking too. If someone got their hands on a decent print from its theatrical run there’d be no issues getting a high-quality scan. Unfortunately, Alucarda is relatively obscure and it’s almost 50 years old at this point so it’s looking less likely the longer it takes… I just really wanna see this classic film in higher quality than DVD. To be honest I can’t believe the negative was lost/destroyed.
>>203697804Spooky
>>203698319Fucking skinwalkers man
>>203708986>2016 election tourist chistcuck newfag>crying about le anti christian film publishers>telling anyone to go back
>>203709599norm macdonald would have absolutely hated you and everything you stand for
>>203709599Go back, Atheist faggot
>>203696180one of the guys at mondo macabro has this as his sig on the b-r forum -"Also, we can't do an ALUCARDA blu because the negative is missing and thus far we haven't been able to source an alternate film element to create an HD master. "
>>203693344Goat eyes and their human-like screams are rather unsettling. Like why the FUCK do they have the scariest eyes in the animal kingdom?
>>203698319>kabbalist avatar leading a chicken to its own ritual sacrificeNothing to see here folks
>>203693344The are afraid of Pan's GOATED dick.
Loved it. Try Baba Yaga (1973) and Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural (also 1973).
>>203710281>>203710397Atheists deserve to be made fun of just on general principles, but I do agree with anon on telling anyone to go back. It's just cringe.>inb4 go back
>>203711216You have to Go Forward
>>203711262Sideways then zig zag to the window.
>mfw Justine starts wailing in pain while Alucarda licks her blood, tears rolling down her own face as Justine becomes possessedThe first 20 minutes are so cute. Why did Alucarda have to treat her so bad, bros?
>>203711390Doesn't matter. Stay away from dark-haired womens with big, brown eyes.
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>>203693344my grandpa has goats and they're derpy and cute animals, they don't deserve to be associated with satan
>>203708917You sound like a lower class highschool student in the 90s.
>>203712289
>>203712289>they don't deserveThey're livestock. That happen to have freaky eyes, human screams, and the occasional preference for upright walking>in addition to being able to digest most anything Fuckers were doomed to negative symbolism from the start.
>>203711487>Stay away from dark-haired womens with big, brown eyes.I don’t think that’s even possible.
>>203712918Dark-haired women with brown eyes are indeed dangerous. Duplicitous and capable of extravagant lies.
>>203710899Nice, just saw this post. Thanks for the recs anon.
>>203712289I'm a catholic and I like goats. They're very nice animals. Intelligent but not smart in a "I'M A GENIUS, OH NO" kind of a way.Calvinists on the other hand? Deftly afraid of goats. Then again Calvinists are the scum of the Earth. Especially the Dutch.
>>203701106This thread’s been up only a fraction of the time yet it already has twice as many replies lol
>>203698319He's living deliciously.
>>203714957
>>203710675Max pain.
>>203693344Some proto-redditor started to use Pan as Satan and it stick.
I asked my dad why Catholics hate goats (he grew up Catholic). Not really sure what he meant by that lmao
>>203716913>>203716760See>>203712657I'm not Catholic but they're ugly as sin and have a few unsettling 'quirks'
I told you why. I don't care about your hot take.
>>203717001I posted that screenshot and honestly, I went to Catholic elementary school despite never being one. Most Catholics I know are antagonistic and they’ve openly admitted they believe every other denomination is going to hell.Oh wait, you’re not describing Catholics when you say “they’re ugly as sin and have a few unsettling 'quirks'”, you were talking about goats.
>>203717418Lol, yeah I was referring to goats. I judge people based on their actions/interactions. Only Christians I don't like are the "progressive" ones that are Ok with the gay/kabbalist filth etc
>>203717493>Ok with the gay/kabbalist filth etcLike what exactly? Lesbianism?
>>203717493>Ok with the gay/kabbalist filthLike ritualistic male genital mutilation?
>>203717896>>203717913Nail meet Head
I’m rewatching the music video yet again haha isn’t that crazy?https://youtu.be/5314Ekhu_nA
>>203721374Based bumper. I honestly can’t believe an Alucarda thread has over a hundred replies, I guess cuz it’s almost October. I’m glad I made it since I never see this film discussed on /tv/ and it’s incredibly underrated, sexy, and even bittersweet at the end.
>>203721895Back again already?
>>203693344Goats fight back. Sheep obediently let themselves be killed.
>>203722298Same
>>203710899seen both, Lemora is coolnowhere near Alucarda, but stillAlucarda is my go-to Halloween movie, watch it and WNUF every year
>>203721895loves goatse*
>>203723326What are your thoughts on the film itself? Someone posted this in the thread on /mu/:>Fucking alucarda never loved justine and justine never had any say in the matter. Alucarda fucking used witchcraft to make her into her thrall and immediately forgot about her the second she met the blind kid.
>>203723412Classic
>>203724664Blind bitch pussy just its different anon...
>>203693242>alucarda>a draculaFucking retarded turned it off the second the title came up
>>203710899>>203723326Poison for the Fairies and Don't Deliver Us From Evil are also good and similar. But neither is supernatural
>>203726185There was no reason for her to just ditch Justine like that though. I get it’s a horror but that shit still rubbed me the wrong way. Clearly I’m way too invested in this flick
>>203693344A mixture of ritual sacrifices, pagan syncretism, 20th century occult retards and the unfortunate pentacle shape of a goat's head lending itself to iconography. Superstitions don't just fall out of the sky
>>203697804He cute
>>203693242woah its Frankenstein backwards.....
>>203709379Let them in
>>203730788Wacky as fuck.
>>203728698based
Modern historians have taken the view that black mass and devil worship didnt actually happen and was a smokescreen by the church, fictional gossip or a way to discredit people. From the testimonies I am actually inclined to believe that it did happen. I mean look at those movements to do with the enlightenment. People used imagery and concepts for their own gratification and whats a better way to show your hatred for the church?
I liked the scene where the priestess lady prayed a lighting to hit one of the satanists
>>203693242Sarah Gadon loves goats.
>>203732334All the occultist societies "uncovered" on the XVIII century were invented the same year.
I always avoid movies like this as a Catholic. Anything involving nuns or desecrated crosses i cant watch without immense guilt. If there is a sex scene and the girl is wearing a cross necklace in a movie i am instantly turned off.
>>203732658Third time’s a charm I guess? lol
>>203732822Many people post Sarah Gadon
>>203732786I understand this. I was raised catholic, now atheist. But I'm not anti-theist. My wife is catholic, so are our kids. I just grew up and no longer have faith.
>>203732841I’m not even religious but can you tell me what denomination Gadon belongs to? Impress me
>>203733045Quick, to Wikipedia
>>203733045Sarah Gadon does not ever divulge any informal about her religion or politics. She is a very private person in general.
>>203733126Question: why are you obsesed with her? I'm really curious about that. Someday you were a "normal" guy, then something happened (what was it?) And from that moment onwards you post about her all day.
>>203733270For one many people post about Sarah Gadon here. /tv/ is a Gadon board after all.And how could anyone not obsess over her? She is the most remarkably captivating beauty in the world and most talented actress.
>>203733303Dont like her, but dont despise her either. The other waifu-anons are not that bad: Milla, Natasha.
>>203733270I’m curious what made him post in my thread. “Oh Sarah posed with a goat in a picture, that’s relevant enough to post three separate times after I’ve been banned”
>>203733395He posts in all the threads.
>>203733395Sarah Gadon is relevant in all threads.
>>203733419I’ve been aware for a while unfortunately.
>>203732464That scene where blood got all over the priestess’ face and one of the cultists is struck down during the orgy? Good shit.
>>203693242beaner
>>203734536Alucarda was shot in English. Also I’m white lol
>>203709599Norm was a devout Christian.
>>203735232He was?
>>203693242
>>203693242I know this is probably a schizo thread but it's one of my favs.this stunt guy deserves a medal for this scene.
>>203693242Goats are one of the few animals that have beards like prople. Most monkeys don't even have them. That triggers subconscious reactions in us making us associate them more with people and project intentions and motivations onto them. Cold hard truth though us that goats are pretty dumb animals that will eat any garbage you put in front of them.
>>203735358Paulie’s seen some wacky shit.
>>203693242never heard of it and I'm convinced people like you seek out the most obscure movies no one else has ever heard of, or watched, and then convince yourself that they're good for "clout".in summation, please sterilize yourself.
>>203702940yeah nobody is falling for this anymore bro. give me a coherent non cope response to pic related
>>203738191>never heard of itstopped reading there
>>203732334In reality old 'witches' (actual witches) were mostly medicine women with a more gnostic bent to their understanding of faith. Using prayer and faith to cast spells.The devil worship and satanism as we know it started in 19th century England (Surprised?) where a bunch of bored rich fucks started making their little mystery cult LARPs. That's where you get the Church of Satan etc.So yeah, Anglos are behind it again.
>>203708917I’d say the same for you but it’d probably snap
>>203714437pedolic priests are scarier than goats
>>203708979>instant homosexual fantasies
>>203717913You realise only americans do that, mutt?
>>203732334Black mass was/ is real. Read la bas, a former french satanist wrote it. It’s all just homos wanting an excuse to have orgies with boys though.
>>203738324this image completely buckbroke paganlarpers on here kek
OP is a faggot for promoting Satanist slop
>>203735867>it’s one of my favs.Based. Not really a schizo thread but I wish someone wanted to discuss the actual film lolI agree though, the fire stunts were fantastic during those scenes. Do you have any more webms?
>>203727180seen both, like both
>>203738760Not true but thanks for the bump.
>>203740395>Not trueDid you even watch the slop you are shilling? It's degenerate Satanic garbage
>>203740412I never said it wasn’t Satanic. You bet your ass it isn’t slop though. Alucarda is a cheesy, charming film and I’m a big fan.
>>203693401based
>>203697550>>203732248>>203741507based
>>203741687I’m surprised this thread is still up.
>>203742073It's mostly just shizos ranting back & forth at this point, so it's certainly on its last leg.
>>203733395>that’s relevant enough to post three separate times after I’ve been bannedlel
Here’s a MEGA link to Alucarda (uncut, good quality) if anyone is interested:https://mega.nz/file/Bew0VDaI#S4MSlLG_PTXKOmOdN6BGd5lseg6OD33mYeIbM9tcQvQ
>>203743105thanks anon
juan lopez moctezuma seemed pretty cool. i think he ran an ad agency for work so he didn't need the films for financial support. he pretty much had the freedom to make whatever tf he wanted. if you liked Alucarda check out his film Mary, Mary, Bloody Mary. it's a stylish female slasher, might be on Tubi. also just realized The Blackcoat's Daughter is a somewhat modern version of Alucarda. a slowburner like most Oz Perkins stuff but he always nails the atmosphere.
Is this movie really worth watching or is it just meme?
>>203744535I wouldn’t have made this thread and uploaded the film to mega if I didn’t think it was genuinely worth watching.
>>203744535You mom is a meme.
>>203743643You’re welcome. I’m rewatching the music video again for the hundredth time drunk as fuck https://youtu.be/5314Ekhu_nA
>>203744939Based but he should still watch it.
>>203700669They probably didn't even watch it
>>203745896>>203746536But should I watch it?
>>203747097Of course. Go ahead and watch it tonight then let us know what you think if the thread’s still up.
>>203744507>if you liked Alucarda check out his film Mary, Mary, Bloody Mary. it's a stylish female slasherAppreciate the rec, I just checked and it is indeed on Tubi.
Lesbump
this is the longest lasting /tv/ thread i've ever seen
>>203749665Sub 3000 threads/tv/ is dying
>>203735867it wasn't a stunt
>>203693344>why are catholics so afraid of goats?The Bible is full of parables about sheep being good and innocent, while goats are disobedient and evil
>>203697804Prion disease, if you stick your dick in it you'll die
>>203744535No. Sarah Gadon isn't in it.
>>203749665Reminds me of another thread I made lolhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/195423349/
>>203750129I love Sarah Gadon.
>>203751061Four times now… you’re persistent, I’ll give you that Gadonfag.
>>203751555Many people post about Sarah Gadon.
>>203751596/tv/ is a Sarah Gadon board.
>>203702744What goes on inside a goat tower?
>>203751896They watch Sarah Gadon kinos.
>>203743105>MEGAThanks, sharing is caring
>>203751596Only you.
>>203752125You’re welcome friend. Here’s to hoping it gets a Blu-Ray release one day.
>>203749665>and this is what the devil does
>>203696901Their head is a pentagram pointing down
>>203693242I prefer Mais ne nous délaverez pas du mal
>>203693242Baphomet?
goats are possibly the most based animal you can keep. They can live off eating roots and weeds on stony/desert land and give you milk, meat and hide in abundance relative to their compact size. Goat are the white man's animal.
>>203738994yeah I made 3 more because it was kino
>>203693242>48h thread on some mexican horror from the 70s that no one has seenThe removal of IP counts and its consequences have been a disaster to 4chan
>>203754525I've seen it. I don't think anyone is under the illusion that it isn't one anon bumping it though.
>>203693242It certainly looks kino from that picture and nothing else
>>203698319https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYlNF30bVg&ab_channel=YourDailyLaugh
>>203732658Built for BGC
>>203754525>>203754558Ngl I’ve bumped a few times but so have other anons. Imagine if it hits bump limit though lol no one ever talks about Alucarda on /tv/.
>>203754377>BELPHEGOR!She’s so cute, thanks for making these. I only made one >>203696180
>>203754525>48h thread on some mexican horror from the 70s that no one has seenunironically based as fuck
>>203754030I’ve never heard of this before but I just read a synopsis and it sounds great. Thanks for the rec
>>203755912very cute.it's hard to describe but it's the one 70s satanic horror that actually lives up to the fantasy of what an awesome 70s satanic horror would actually be when you look at still images.
>>203693242Worst movie I've ever seen.
>>203754525t. christcuck
Shit like this is funny because those comics showing satan fucking nuns are always made in catholic countries and its catholic guys who jerk off to it because why would any non catholic find that arousing? Same thing with interracial porn, its always white right wing guys beating off to that stuff
>>203757885Just considering the amount of Asian porn involving nuns proves you retarded. I won't even start with the obvious projection and insecurities.
https://books.google.com/books/about/The_Convent_of_Hell.htmlThe japs were just copying what the catholics were already doing you spaz retard
2016 has been a disaster for 4chan
>>203758056Keyword: amount.Thanks for proving my point, I guess.
>>203693242I got bored and turned it off partway through
>>203758692punishment for being a retard zoomer, since most of the cool stuff happens at the end
>>203758072What does this have to do with Alucarda? I’ve been here since 2012 btw
>>203758692Weak, you missed the scenes near the end where she goes full Carrie.
>tfw this is probably the most recognition alucarda has ever gotten on 4chan
>>203760014for me, it's the hair
>>203760940I love that shot. I’ve seen it posted enough in /hor/ you’re probably the reason I finally watched this so props to you
>>203753027/tv/ is a Sarah Gadon board
>>203760014Yep, just in time for October too. Hopefully this thread got at least a few more people to check it out.
>>203761935We are just here for Sarah Gadon.
>>203761697lil goat niggas are so cute
>>203693344Don't listen to these retards.The Bible says that at the Last Judgement, Jesus will judge the sheep (the righteous) and the goats (sinners).The goats are therefore seen as a symbol of disobedience and sin.This mosaic (Sant’Apollinare Nuovo) shows the oldest pictorial representation of Satan that we know of. He is on the side of the goats.Blue was the color of error and sin at that time and in that region.
The real black magick is keeping this thread alive.
If you like Alucarda, don't discount Valerie and her Week of Wonders. Bovidae included.
>>203762377>lucky 7 dubsAnd this is what the devil does…
>>203762377
>>203754525Alucarda is a great movie, there's a reason it was Mondo Macabro's very first releaseAnd it's October in like a weekThere's a lot of people who love this movie, faggot>More blood, loud screaming and nudity than any horror film I can think of.>Michael J Weldon, Psychotropic Video Guide
>>203761697Will you fuck off and die you irrelevant shitfaggotI hate this pasty bitch and I hope you get fucked in the eye sockets by indians
>>203762377Nope!
>>203763728/tv/ is a Sarah Gadon board.
>>203764912Correct. I love Sarah Gadon.
>>203764929Many people love Sarah Gadon.
>>203762381Valerie was just disgusting pedo shit.
>>203763651>there's a reason it was Mondo Macabro's very first releaseBased, I never knew it was their first-ever release.
>>203765013Not really
>>203765530Yes really.
>>203766052Yes. We really love Sarah Gadon.
>>203766065True. I heckin love Sarah Gadon!
>>203763728That’s the fifth time now Gadonfag has come back and talked to himself ITT. Insanity
>>203766199Many people post about Sarah Gadon here my friend
Also, I just wanna point out that 1977 was objectively the best year for cinema.
>>203766268No. Sarah Gadon wasn't even born until 1987
>>203732658CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!!
>>203765013are you blind. it's probably one of the most beautifully shot films ever.
>>203766695>most beautifully shot films ever.But I don't see Sarah Gadon in it?
>>203762510What FF is this from?
>>203695826Poison for the Fairies is on Blu-ray in a box set released by Vinegar Syndrome. https://vinegarsyndrome.com/products/mexican-gothic-the-films-of-carlos-enrique-taboadakind of mad they didn't go full UHD since they remastered it in 4K.
>>203766713God shut the fuck up
>>203767207But we love talking about Sarah Gadon
>>203702744certified hood classic. takes me back.
I don't mind Sarah Gadon. she was good in Antiviral. that'd be a fine double feature with Alucarda.
>>203693242who did it best
>>203766695>>203767111Very nice.>>203767207Just ignore and report him, anon.
This movie just caused a hardcore melty in the horror general
>>203767280Antiviral is absolutely kino of the highest order. Sarah Gadon is mesmerizing.
>>203767413
>>203767429
>>203767413>>203767429>>203767469Meme actress. Stop spamming this shit
>>203767469
>>203767495
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>>203767495kek she was a good choice as "actress who drives people crazy with obsession" because I already knew the gadonfag from 4chinz
>>203767536
>>203767336100% worth it.
>>203767539Naturally. Sarah Gadon has that effect on people.
>>203767487Stop giving him (You)s first
>>203767487Sarah Gadon is a genuinely beloved and acclaimed actress here on /tv/
little known fact - "Alucarda" is "A Dracula" backwards.this is odd, given that it's not really about a dracula.
>>203767539Would you eat the Sarah Gadon stem cell meat /tv/?
>>203767627My favorite Dracula movie that's actually about Dracula is the film Dracula Untold starring the Canadian actress Sarah Gadon as Dracula's wife.
>>203696901But they're still funny when they're little.
>>203767649god damn it
>>203767633For me it's the Sarah Gadon bacon bits
Imagine coming back to a thread FIVE times to try and derail it. Isn’t that just hilariously pathetic?
>>203767649One of my favorite vampire kinos starring Sarah Gadon.
>>203767627It has connections. Alucarda’s mother Lucy Westenra is a character from the Dracula novel and Justine also turns into a vampire halfway though following the blood ritual.
>>203767693Sarah Gadon has been in 3 vampire films.
>>203767734Yes. In a variety of roles too.>In The Moth Diaries she was killed by a vampire>In Dracula Untold she was Dracula's wife>In Vampires vs The Bronx she was the head antagonist vampire
>>203767539The director had great vision. I mean who wouldn't be obsessed with a goddess like Sarah Gadon.
>>203702793>wowie beautiful angel sarah gadon is so coolIndeed
>>203733303Well said Gadonbro.
this is the thread outro themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YON8KcnNdy0features a quote from Alucarda at the start.
Gonna watch Antiviral tonight. Thanks for the suggestion lads
>>203767894nice. If you like it, he also made a film called Possessor which is one of the better modern sci-fi horrors.
>>203767894Kino for the true connoisseur
>>203767909Its ok. Brandon peaked in his first film though. Can't top Sarah Gadon.
>>203750129What a cutie
>>203767867>SATAN SATAN SATAN, OUR LORD AND MASTERKiller fucking sample on that one, thanks for sharing anon. I really enjoyed this Alucarda thread – gonna reshare this addicting music video since I’m rewatching it yet again:https://youtu.be/5314Ekhu_nA
>>203768216>addictingI don't see Sarah Gadon in that?
>>203768240What do you get out of acting like this?
>>203768248Wdym?
>>203767971>>203767909The best Cronenberg kinos all have Sarah Gadon
>>203767567Hnnnnggg......
>>203768255You know exactly what I’m talking about.
>>203768407What? Posting Sarah Gadon?/tv/ is a Gadon board silly. Everyone posts her.
>>203768419It’s you 95% of the time.
>>203768419Sarah Gadon thread on a Sarah Gadon board
Here’s a fun fact I meant to share earlier: Tina Romero (Alucarda) and Sissy Spacek (Carrie, whom Alucarda channeled while setting everyone on fire) starred in a film together called Missing (1982).
>>203768524Did you know Sissy Spacek and Sarah Gadon both appear in the Stephen King show Castle Rock? They both had previously starred in other Stephen King adaptations; Carrie and 11.22.63 respectively.
>>203768606True. Thank god I saw the JFK show years before I knew you existed.
>>20376862711.22.63 is kino. The majority of the board fell in love with Sarah Gadon because of it.
>>203768666She is angelic
>>203754030Agreed, an excellent film. It's based on the same story as Peter Jackson's Heavenly Creatures.
>>203768812No she isn’t
>>203768881excellent film, really is a testament to Jackson as a director that he could do splatter, puppets, epic fantasy and still make a beautifully human story
>>203768886Sarah Gadon is angelic.
>>203768881>>203768914I’ve never seen Heavenly Creatures before so thanks for the rec guys.
>>203768968Heavenly Creatures star Melanie Lynskey also appeared in the Stephen King show Castle Rock, along with Sissy Spacek and Sarah Gadon mentioned here>>203768606Lynskey had previously acted in the Stephen King show Rose Red.
>>203768964I love Sarah Gadon