Name the movie
>>203766414All of them
>>203766414Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
>>203766414I know an opposite case: Disaster Artist Greg Sestero
>>203766414killers of the flower moon
>>203766414Raging BullGorillas in the MistCharlieEddie the Eagle
>>203766414Schindler's List - Amon Goeth
Goodfellas
Priscilla
Real people are so fucking lame, the 2nd hand embarrassment is unbearable.
>>203766414American Made with Tom Cruise is based on this fat drug trafficking schlub Barry Seal. Narcos has a more accurate portrayal of him so it seems
>>203766414Not a movie, but The Offer.>Oh yeah, let's take this 5'9 jewish producer and let him be played by one of the ten only good-looking british actors who is 6'2.
>>203766579Speaking of rral people. For movies, games or cartoons how do they decide the one guy who should get most of the credit? Like for movies its the director but aren't there other people. Idk like a movie is made with a bunch of people. Is it a marketing thing?
>>203766414
>>203766414Pain and gain, goodfellas but in reverse for Tommy
>>203766414So true!!!!
>>203766414Ed Wood
>>203766414I watched the final episode of Masters of the Air a few days ago and the difference between the actors and the pictures of the actual men was astounding.Even the nominally small and nerdy actor (Crosby) still looks miles more handsome than his real-life counterpart.
>>203766600>schlubShalom
the guy who mark Wahlberg played in lone survivor looks like a chud irl
>>203766453Another opposite case: The real Thomas DeSimone vs Joe Pesci’s character in Goodfellas. DeSimone was over 6 feet tall and in his 20s at the time of the events depicted in the movie, the opposite of the short, middle-aged Pesci.
>>203766722This applies to most of Wahlberg's roles where he played a real person.
>>203766778You’d think a former showgirl would be more attractive.
>>203766414The Great Imposter
>>203766758why single out marky mark when the guys who were played by rock and black man were white IRL
>>203766858shut the fuck up racist
>>203766824she was a drug addict though
>>203766722Test
>>203766880OK, I can reply but I can't post my own comment? What the freak?
>>203766453Did Tommy tell Franco to do it to make his movie counterpart look cooler?
>>203766858That's not true. Rock is a composite character. And this is Noel Doorbal, the "white guy" played by Mackie. I guess prison really changes a man.
>>203766499This, kek, why didn't I think of this?
>>203766414Catch Me If You Can
>>203766414>In the name of the father.Daniel Day Lewis was close to male model tier and the actual guy was some chubby sub5 oofy doofy drunk.>DenialIn the actual case, David Irving was very good looking for his age and the prosecuter was some old ugly hag, naturally they casted that ugly ass midget fat fuck from the Harry Potter films as David Irving and Rachel Weisz as the prosecuter.It's funny how Hollyjew understands that beautiful people are simply more in the right, a fascist ideal basically (which is based), but then apply it to some libtard commies and make the "enemies" ugly on purpose.
Blow
Wolf of Wall Street
this guy played by prime Johnny Depp
>>203768312That guy would be good looking when young
>>203768312its so sad he was released from prison only to die a few years later
>>203766414Hidden FiggersThe actual woman is like 25% black at most.
Deepwater Horizon
>>203768312>>203768414Ah well
Killers of the Flower Moon
>>203766414Father Stu
>>203766900Same thing has been happening to me.
>>203768370I still remember when she was wheeled in at the oscars that year, I was like>"wait... she doesn't look black at all!"
>>203766601Evans was a handsome guy at the time tho
>>203768441Leo looks closer to the injun
>>203768441>FAS Daniel Craig
>>203768232nigger one is jessica biel the other one of the olsons, the 3rd, forgot her name
>>203766869>STOP NOTICING!!!no u
I miss tv/movies where the actors have faces with personality. Even just having someone old on screen would be nice.
Heat
At least she was always well dressed, but she was played by someone ten times prettier than her.
>>203768722>Anya-Taylor Joy with prosthetic jawAnd still would look 100x better
>>203768674Actors used to look like charactersNow characters look like actors
>>203766600almost nothing in that movie was true
>>203769663Still a very entertaining movie.
>>203768680unironically perfect casting if he gained 30 pounds.
>>203766722
>>203768441What the fuck is that thing?
>>203766722>>203769955
Mickey Rourke/Charles Bukowski Barfly
The Enemy at the Gates might be the funniest example. Jude Law at his best as a guy who looks like he has Down Syndrome
>>203766414Gridiron Gang, I thought this one was especially funn because it was kind of reversed. Dwayne Johson wasnt fully juiced for some reason
>>203766414Birdman of Alcatraz
>White old man turned into Danny Trejo>Negroes gang in the bus turned into neo-nazisYou can't beat me
All Good Things
>>203770024That's a wh*te man
>>203766758What’s wrong with this casting exactly? Mark looks close enough.
>>203766778YOU JEW MOTHERFUCKER YOU
>>203766414American Gangster
>>203766414Perfect Storm (picrel is George Clooney)
>>203766453>>203766957Greg Sestero unfortunately had nothing to do with the film. He said he gave Dave Franco his blessing but he also said the film is very different
>>203768472kek
>>203766824She was hitting the wall
>>203768441He's a good looking dude why'd he marry a she orc?
>>203766414Blow
>>203768722>large skull>brow ridge>square jawThat’s a man
>>203766414For me, it's Zhukov from Death of Stalin
>>203766414Narcos: Mexico
>>203770917For the money. It’s the point of the movie
>>203770456huh this is epic beard man?
The Big Short
>>203768680He's the spitting image of Vincent D'Onofrio
>>203766414It's the opposite in Denial where a disgusting rat faced jew Timothy Spall plays David Irving.
>>203771531This is the autist played by Bateman
>>203771531Sort of even
>>203771478It is, then after the bus thing made up retarded shit to keep with the film (Ron Perlman as a drug lord included) and to make also another 2 films.The funny is the consecutive sequels, the more black actors as his friends were added lol.
>>203771605I can't tell which eye is the fake one
>>203771658why did they make him looks like a chechen scum
>>203771792When your character background is just a bearded old man with a blue cap, you can't do much
>>203766475>eddie the eagle Yes definitely this
>>203766714totally mind broken lmao
>>203766414James Bond
>>203771938>OY VEY, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT
>>203766414I love how they used two different eras from Tom & Jerry.
>>203768441This is the go to pic to be posted when you see a thread full of those hornyposts about how good native pussy must have been for the European colonizers
>>203766414A beautiful mind
>>203766858Many such cases not just limited to Hollywood
>>203772114why did they make the other dude full black?
>>203772153mwwwaaaahh the french!
>>203772171
>>203772153Don't be racist
>>203772114I also bet there was no lesbian redhead at all irl.>>203772153>>203772162Dumb Negro trope is more likeable than any kind of moor in France.
>>203772219>Every brown eyes character in human history can be negrofied now
>>203768674Thought about this while watching Alien, Aliens and The Thing recently.
>>203766429fpbp
>>203772219the power of one!
>>203766414the conjuring
>>203772211LOL really
>>203770184He looked so much better and actually handsome back when he was leaner.
>>203770835George Clooney was incredibly miscast in that movie. He just cannot a play a low status working man type.
And what are the BEST depictions of irl people?
>>203772239The Arrested Development cutaway joke using this was so good.
>>203772412
>>203772412Hacksaw Ridge was good casting with the exception of Garfield’s Hollywood hair.
>>203766666Same with Band of Brothers, they were all much older than how they were portrayed. I can't believe they did all that shit at their age.
>>203772476>not also directed by himselfboooh
>>203772343Yeah he slimmed down to 220 lbs so he could be an actor actor and not be typecasted as an action star, which ironically failed so went back on the roids to become a typecasted action star
>>203766414The RBG movie
>>203770861listen to the Sestero's audiobook. He has an extremely sober take on the whole thing, unexpected form a pretty boy wannabe actor. The Franco faggots took a great story and turned it into hollywood circle jerk slop, about how great they are for making dreams come true. James is the definition of a pseud, always going on with his auteur projects, but when he has a chance to really tackle an interesting story with his own original version, he shits the bed.
>>203772594HR also got the detail correct that the 77th ID were a bunch of middle aged men instead of 18-21 year old kids. "Look at those old bastards go."
>>203772721Seethe more, Tommy
>>203772081is the actress mixed? Most are goblins sure but having lived near a reserve I can tell you some of them are really colonizer bait.
>>203772721I get why it was there but the bits where he talks about auditioning for a role, not getting it, and the guy who got it became huge off the back of it was annoying but otherwise the audiobook was really good
>>203772239>Should we get an ugly actress to play this ugly woman?>Naaaah get an attractive woman, make her fat and ugly and let's shoot this piece of shit
>>203772412Picrel undisputed GOAT by a huge margin.
>>203768441Good thing she's wearing that mexican beach blanket or I wouldn't know she's an injun
Tombstone
>>203772903Here’s that kid nephew that just got back from the war I was telling you about
>>203772211I can even tell from the thumbnail that the Amazon pic is green screen and they’re not even in a hot air balloon….
>>203772387You’re not wrong but as a kid growing up watching the movie I never thought it was weird because my dad is a blue collar guy (my family is broke) but he’s extremely handsome and kind of looks like George Clooney, or he did when he was young and that character always reminded me of him. There must have been one dashingly handsome and charismatic fishing boat captain at some point in history. Right?
>>203766414Bunnyfu in the Ruth Bader Ginsburg movie.
>>203766453They tried to do David Iriving dirty by casting Timothy Spall in 'Denial'
>>203766959>I guess prison really changes a man.Oh yeah? In what way?
>>203773138It makes then zesty
1990's Jeff Bridges played him in Tucker: The Man and His Dream.
Joey King in The Act
>>203766614KekThe con artist couple too
>>203773137While doing the opposite to the jew.
>>203774386This is genuinely one of the best castings I have seen in a flick. And Daniel nailed Nicky's accent.
>>203774600no, it was shit because it was evident they did not know how to drive the cars
>>203768414Ridiculous level of screen character-to-IRL-person-mogging going on here
>>203772594>No moustache.But seriusly Garfield was awesome.
>>203768441I would've tried to kill her too. Woof
>>203766414Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>>203772225The lesbian redhead redeemed the movie, sar.
>>203774963the real astronauts were much better looking
Catch me if you can the most annoying example. Since he was able to trick people into believing he was a doctor and pilot because he looked like an old man at like 17.
>>203768414To be fair you are comparing the actor portraying him in his 20's versus him in jail decades later.Probably never looked as good as Depp but this is not really a fair comparison.
>>203766414Lord of Darkness or whatever, where they cast a guy who looks like Varg to play Euronymous, and a guy who looks like Euronymous to play Varg kek
>>203772831Haven't seen the flick but it makes sense if they showed her at a time in her life where she didnt look like a pig.
>>203768441HOLY SHIT fuckin ernie would've been a more accurate casting
>>203771045It was a great film but Zhukov in real life kept getting used by the politicians and outplayed at every turn. Plus he was strong willed and stubborn in real life but was never disrespectful or sarcastic.
>>203775388WE GAAAN
>>203766614Lmao. Annabelle looks like a basic bitch IRL
>>203766640yeah tommy was a chad IRL
>>203775388Abagnale actually lied about all of his escapades. He was in prison during most of his supposed forgeries. He's just a creepy woman-stalking ex-con loser who basically fell into fame by lying. The entire movie is rubbish
>>203767855Frank Abagnale was actually a fairly attractive young man if you look up old pictures
>>203772211They puss-washed him?!? And shave-washed the other one? Damn I really liked that movie too.
>>203777122A Jew embellishing stories. I never...
>>203773050Cool blog post.
>>203766414Gladiator. The real Commodus looked like shit. this is true of every historical movie
>>203766453Another opposite: Mark Twain showing up in Star Trek.They actually tried back then.
>>203768232>>203768633When I saw this I thought, they finally made Jessica Biel look ugly, watching the series I realized that it was not possible
>>203773050I think the problem in this case is not being handsome but the acting itself. Clooney can't convince you he ever did a day of menial work in his life, even if he did it. He just screams spoiled lib kid with every ounce of his self.
>>203773137Same with Spall as Churchill in The King's Speech. Spall is a great actor but he is often miscast.
>>203777122This. His only great con is to make people believe he was a good con man, he was a third rate forger with a first rate biography.
>>203766471lol
>>203766414That last Guy Ritchie film had a multicultural gang or WW2 Nazi hunters and the end credits showed only three of them actually existed and were all white
>>203766608The director of a movie generally has the greatest breadth of creative control out of any one.
>>203772219Black people get mad when someone is cast who’s slightly less dark then the real person but this shit is acceptable?
>>203768441He EARNED that money
>>203777864No fucking shit
>>203772896Just the likeness, the movie version of Morrison wasn't accurate at all
>>203772412Rush was done well, especially Lauda
>>203766614I can't stare for too long with the one on the right,shit's real fucking creepy. Look at those eyes.
>>203768441pussy inflation was fucking wild even back then
>>203778245I really liked how this movie tricked normies into watching a movie about based Lauda thinking it was all about Hunt/Thor guy.
Was a woman with a Nazi fetish incharge of casting for Shindlers List?
>>203769955looks like a fat Ryan Reynolds, like he is wearing a nutty professor suit
>>203778349Well, Kathleen Kennedy was executive producer
>>203778349>was a jewish woman in charge of casting for Schindler's List?yes
>>203766614I want an actually scary Annabelle movie with an authentic Raggedy Ann doll.
Don't know if this counts but The Hunted (2003)>The technical adviser for the film was Tom Brown Jr.,[3] an American outdoorsman and wilderness survival expert. The story is partially inspired by a real-life incident involving Brown,[citation needed] who was asked to track down a former pupil and Special Forces sergeant who had evaded capture by authorities.>Brown spent the next ten years working odd jobs to support his wilderness adventures. He then set out to find other people in New Jersey who were interested in his experiences. Initially Brown met with little success, but was eventually called on to help locate a crime suspect.[5] Though the case won him national attention, he and authorities in the Ramsey, New Jersey area were subsequently sued for 5 million dollars for charging the wrong person.[5] Despite this controversy, he was able to build on this exposure to develop a profession as a full-time tracker, advertising his services for locating lost persons, dangerous animals, and fugitives from the law.[6] According to People magazine, "He stalks men and animals, mostly in New Jersey."[5] The New York Times said that he "was considered the country's foremost authority on wilderness survival".[2]>Though the case won him national attention, he and authorities in the Ramsey, New Jersey area were subsequently sued for 5 million dollars for charging the wrong person.
>>203777542>actually tried Jerry Hardin's impression of Twain is just a cheap version of Hal Holbrook's Twain impressions.
>>203766414Dog Day Afternoon
>>203778624That whole movie was a big ad for his tracking knife (picrel). Also I don't know about his real life but Hunted is clearly a remake/adaptation of First Blood that follows the book ending (iirc Rambo also shot the same ending but they opted for letting Rambo live).
>>203778826It's not even that good of a knife.
>>203778883Indeed. It's a hybrid of a hatchet and knife with some parts for help skinning animals and it does an ok job at every one of these things. If you want to use a fancy bullshit multitool knife I'd say go with the Taiga, at least it can cause some serious damage.
>>203766414The Social Network, I cringed when they showed Zuckerberg as some social chad
>>203766414Me
>>203779007Not to shill, but a way better 'le survival knife' is the Joker Nomad
>>203778176Went to school with his great grandson. He's a manlet
>>203774489that's what they looked like when they were younger thoughbeit
The actress still made her look cute even with the bald and no teeth. Especially when she put a wig on.But irl she's basically a goblinAlso the mother
>>203766824Putting anyone next to Sharon Stone is just humiliating.
>>203770835>>203772387The perfect storm was my first experience in beginning to understand how fucking stupid Hollywood is. I loved the book and thought I would love the movie too but… yeah, it’s not nearly as good as the book and most of it is Clooney’s fault.
>>203766429The Doors might be one of the very few exceptions. Jim Morrison was a better looking man than Val Kilmer despite he isn't ugly by any means either.
>>203768441Decaprio hasn't looked good since the 90s to be fair.
>>203772343He was also 20 years younger, anon.
>>203778245>the real Suzy Hung mogs Olivia Wilde’s jaw
>>203779120It’s been a while since I’ve seen that but I don’t remember him being portrayed as especially sociable at all. By the standards of a Sorkin script, he was practically laconic.
>>203766414this bitch's schnoz was at least 3 times bigger irl
>>203779007skrama
>>203766414Killer of the flower moon.I saw the picture of the native american woman. No wonder he married her for the riches only.
>>203766414The Wolf of Wall Street
>>203778274it's just a generic ass raggedy ann doll
>>203774371It's funny how they got debunked real hard irl just to return as heroes in this franchise. Like I heard someone say once, there is no such thing as cancellation, just keep going and people will forget your past sins and believe you bullshit again.
>>203779626I don't know if social is the right word, but the movie definitely painted him as more charismatic/alpha than the real Zuckerberg. Movie Zuck is asocial in ways that come across as cool, instead of just being some boring management type.
>>203768472the weak minded are most susceptible to jedi mind tricks
>>203768722if you ever watch an interview with jackie kennedy you will very quickly realize she is a fucking retard. probably some mk ultra shit or something, but to hear her speak... she has the mind of a child.
>>203779921I actually think the real Christine is better looking.
>>203783257I think Lisa Edelstein (Cuddy from house) would've been a better match
>>203776166>kept getting used by the politicians and outplayed at every turn.Hence why he wasn't purged, competent enough to remain in position but "dumb enough" to get outplayed. Its just the way the Soviet system worked, you had to balance looking like a moronic nonthreat but competent enough to get shit done.
>>203766414Major exception. Real Neal Cassady from On the Road.
>>203766414It's the other way around nowadays
>>203779921I would fuck this one, irl she looked like a kike rat or a muzzie
>>203766414goodfellas
>>203768441ugly people should always have more wealth to balance out the universe
>>203768674this is severely an issue with modern young black actors, sad that a lot of the good ones have prematurely died like half of the wire cast
>>203779379Joey is so damn cute in that
Just saw Foxcatcher pretty great movie. God imagine being that rich not in this lifetime not even close>>203778349funny sometimes i just see the picture on the right outside of context and i think its a real picture
>>203766414the dude from wolf of wall street, and scorsese movies in general judging from this threadthe real dude does /biz/ tier courses on investing so not far off from the end of the movie (which he also uses to market himself) but irl it's just the pig without all the lipstick lol
>>203772412Ice cube being played by his son was good
>>203777864I only saw parts of that movie too, but they casted a Mexican woman as a Jew, which was odd. Additionally, the real woman wasn’t even Jewish anyways I believe, so they miscasted their own fabrication.
>>203785160Left is a dead ringer for Buster Keaton when he was old.
>>203771693The one on the right. Notice how the tear duct doesn't connect to the eye? Another easy way to tell is to look at how much the eye is dilated. It's hard to see here because it's mostly covered. Similarly, you can determine by considering how their head is positioned and then see which eye is actually in line with the camera lens and which isn't. This can also be hard to do if it's straight on. t. man with a fake eye
>>203772974and the deniro character was supposed to be in his 40s-50s
>>203774712>and I bet they didn't even consider having them compete in a world championship either!
>>203777542I prefer vanilla ice's versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F-peHhdYqM
>>203779379Joey King is top qt, but the only thing with her is that she waxes her arms and everything. She'd be the best Jewish dumpling if she only had hairy arms and belly and all.
>>203783468This, give her less plucked eyebrows, 5 o'clock mustache shadow, and just make her makeup a little bit more angular and it's a great fit.
>>203768530Fuck off hook nose
>>203766414This is an amerimutt issue. Too afraid to have ugly people on screen for some reason
>>203770917Money, the book is written like a whodunnit almost but once they show their picture you immediately know the guy has to be involved somehow. Unrelated but it's kinda weird they made him look ugly in the movie when they have pics of him and the book even describes him as a Hollywood actor type.
>>203788021Been to the States? Makes sense to me.They're surrounded by ugly people 24/7 and pay to see attractive people.
>>203766758no chin... the mark of the chud
john malkovich in secretariat
>>203771658>>203771478>>203770456It hits even harder when you listen to Epic Beard Man's actual IRL backstory.>the way his voice cracks when talking about the time his dad forced his hand onto the stoveI won't forgive Jews for this one.
>>203770456a challenger appears
>>203766414the terrible Efron as Bundy movie
>>203775388Do you concur?
>>203768349Lol did he ever saw his daughter again?I thought he was an idiot and deserved staying in prison. I don't understand why this movie was made. What a waste of time.
Billy Beane and Brad PittBut like, cmon. It's Brad Pitt. Is Brad Pitt never supposed to do a biopic in his life?
>>203788938Fuck kinda name is Stockard?
>>203788977He’s not great but it’s also not the most egregious casting ever.> Other significant obstacles for law enforcement were Bundy's generic, essentially anonymous physical features,[316] and a curious chameleon-like ability to change his appearance.[317] Early on, police complained of the futility of showing his photograph to witnesses; he looked different in virtually every photo ever taken of him.[318] In person, "his expression would so change his whole appearance that there were moments that you weren't even sure you were looking at the same person," said Stewart Hanson Jr., the judge in the DaRonch trial. "He [was] really a changeling."[319] Bundy was well aware of this unusual quality and he exploited it, using subtle modifications of facial hair or hairstyle to significantly alter his appearance as necessary.[320] He concealed his one distinctive identifying mark, a dark mole on his neck, with turtleneck shirts and sweaters.[321] Even his Volkswagen Beetle proved difficult to pin down; its color was variously described by witnesses as metallic or non-metallic, tan or bronze, light brown or dark brown.[322]
>>203789076guy absolutely mogs dicrappo
>>203766414ROTJ
>>203768414Is that the dude from Jellyfish?
>>203772219w-what does the necklace B mean, bros?
>>203789076He mogs lenincaprio, looks manlier, like the guys that dominate business and banking.
>>203779921twice they did our girl dirty
>>203785160you ungrateful ape
>>203789530Bigole Tiddies
>>203766414The Ghost and the Darkness
>>203789433holy fucki thought i was the only fan>into battle>and in your shadow
>>203768397This one.
Pain & Gain notably substituted the actual Hispanic Lugo for Marky Mark. It's okay, still kino regardless
>>203766414Ar*y D*gGuess they never found his legs
>>203779921I love Rebecca Hall and I'm going to marry her!
>>203766453>Greg Sestero 6'2">Dave Franco 5'7"HAHAHAHA
>>203789266The Deliberate Stranger (1986) and Ted Bundy (2002) both have far better and more accurate depictions to me
>>203775325They also never raised their voices once. The real tapes are bad ass. But I suppose they had to make things exciting for the women and womanish men in the audience
>>203774718>>203768312>>203768414You dumbasses do realize that depp played the much younger version that hadn’t spent literally decades in prison, until the end of the movie where he looked like hammered dog shit, right?
>>203768680Because of this post, I googled this guy and ended up reading his book on tje Internet Archive. Thank you to this anon and the Georgetown University student who scanned and uploaded the Law Library’s copy.Also, the post is wrong; Francis Hohimer was the basis for James Cann in Thief, not Heat.
>>203773003i hate to tell you but movies are not real. is there a non documentary movie where there were non wide establishing shots within a hot air balloon in air? Imagine its be hard to get equipment in those baskets.
>>203793121>movies are not realFUCK
>>203793004Thief and Heat are almost identical
>>203782251its not the same people, its new people, retard
>>203792579the photo I posted was way before of the prison.Johnny Depp was already in his late 30s when he portrayed him in the film.here's another photo of Jung when he was still relatively young (on the right)
>>203794071?
>>203770531butthurt buck-broken negro
>>203785413The guy who introduces him and n that end scene is the real guy
>>203766414most people are pretty ugly irl, actors are like the tiny percent that aren't
Hugh Jackman was of course a heavily fictionalized version of PT Barnum in The Greatest Showman
