Watch The Substance.
Body horror peaked with Cronenberg zoom zoom
>>203810170I hate the nasally twig cunt, but the movie looks good anyway
torrent status?
>>203810194Body horror? moar like my morning shower
Doesn't seem to be worth a trip to the kinoplex. I'll watch it when it's eventually on a common streaming service.
not quite my tempo
>>203810628Get a toothbrush you buck toothed bitch
only cam version no hd.what gon do?
>>203810811it's not 1958 bro. you can leave your house and go to any kinoplex in america and see this sexual body horror flick. even in Utah. we are in peak zoomer weimar.
only americans will find a flat ass, flat chested bitch with horse face "hot"
>>203810890i actually live in weimar in germany. how u know?
Waiting for the web-dl torrent until I watch this
feet
>>203811080Based
>>203810170What do white women smell like?
>>203811609They don't smell. They stink. And that's what no one did.
>>203810628
>>2038101706 months into nofap. I cannot.
>>203810628This is my nightmare and why I never smile
>>203810170Prime Moore was pure sex, this bitch is nowhere that level.
>get cronenberged to look young and hot>does nothing to her tits ass or teeth
the discerning male gaze will be able to spot her inviting asshole in one frame, in there. low t zoomies will never understand this.
>>203810170>This movie got a B CinemascoreThe fuck, normies? For a horror movie like this running more than 2 hours and with hardly a happy ending, that might as well be an A. Did the aerobics porn move the needle? Is sexy in movies back?
>>203811914Valerieeee....call on me....Call on me....Valerie....You remember that?
>>203811914Women in the 80's didn't twerk.
>>203811914
>>203811914imagine crawling behind each one and frenchkiss them in the anal
>>203810170>Just learned she also played the jailbait character in Once Upon a Time in HollywoodShould Keanu use the Substance though.
>>203812034They're probably bleached by contract so it should be great.
>>203811914this bitch have negative ass
So is this literally just coombait, the movie? Like is that all it takes for you "people" to love something these days? What the fuck is wrong with your? Acquire taste.
>>203810170This movie is literally just a rejected Resident Evil plot, even the monster at the end just looks like those G mutants in Resident Evil 2.
I can't suspend my disbelief when the film's central premise involves the assumption there's no difference between a 60 year old Demi Moore and a 29 year old Margaret Qualley. Or that my penis by rights shouldn't be more attracted to one or the other because of those differences.
>>203812351More like a body horror tribute. The cheesecake should have more to do not just with the abusive corpo theme, but the director being French.
>>203811914What about this is hot? Are you telling me you weirdos can fap to this?
>>203811914That's not how you twerk. lol They all look like this: (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I4BAD9JKS_U) I'm a skinny dude and I can move my hips better than these women.
>>203811914ZAMN!IS THAT A SKINNY FLAT CHESTED FLAT ASSED TWIG GOBLIN?! HOLLYWOOD STARS LOOK LIKE *THAT*?! CANT STOP COOMIN
This is one of those "everyone brought it on themselves" movie, but the part where her childhood friend was waiting for her to arrive for a date really gave me the feels.
>>203812626
>>203811914SEXO!
I would have eaten out of her pink popcorn bucket ass.
Small butts are nice too actually.
>>203812626literally just their outfits, the movement is ignored.
>>203810170>fat stomach
>>203810170don't. just torrent the camrip of The Substance to experience how fucking bad it is.
>>203813278That's called the sex mound, you fag
>>203811914>>203811973*DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU*
>>203810194>If I post this in every thread then I win!How old are you alph-alpha?
>>203811897I saw that. I don't think it was. I think it was just your imagination filling in the wrinkles. No one's asshole is that big lol.
Is this movie Carrie for zoomers?
>>203810170She has nasty feet
>>203813450They won't be nasty after I'm done with them
>>203810170Nah, i'll just wait for the webms
>>203813445No. It's The Picture of Dorian Gray mixed with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for women.
>>203811914>Is sexy in movies back?>meanwhile the whole movie is about preaching at you about how sexy is evil and disgusting and wrongIdiot
>>203810170For me its the Stuff
If I show up to watch this alone will I be laughed out of the theater and escorted into a police van?
>>203811914What will the future humans in 1000 years think of this timeline when they discover the ruins of our civilization?
>>203813512Are you an old Vietnamese lady at the mall?
>>203813278
>>203816606
>>203810170pass
>>203810749Thats diastema not buck teeth
>>203815371They'll find and remake The Substance of course, all two word body horror kinos like The Fly and The Thing deserve a remake in due time.
>>203810170 tum tum
Rainey is the superior MacDowell daughter
>>203811914>me doing my back pain physical therapy exercises
>>203818320
>>203817040has she gotten nude?
>>203810170enhance
>>203810628whats the issue?
So this is just one big coombait movie? I think I'll just wait for the clips.
>>203819478how is babby formed?
>>203811914Call on meee, on me!Call on meee, on me!
>>203818320>>203810170Ok.
>>203811914Meh
>>203819414People don't hang huge pictures of themselves up
>>203819530Who does this appeal to?
>>203811914The Goonstance
Where’s that awful teeth pic from the last thread?
>>203819973meI won't apologize
>>203819941thats a picture of demi moore isnt it?
>>203820016
>>203811914ZAMN
>>203810923>not being a morbidly obese woman>instantly a 10/10 in burgerland
>>203819530lmao is this from The Substance?looks terrible
>>203819530The entire cartoonish ending is so divorced from any theme or message the movie attempts to have lol. It's neat in its own way as practical effect dudes getting a chance to shine, and it's funny, but it's from a different movie.
>>203820486yeah ending sequence I think
>>203816783Nigger breath.
>>203810628iirc this happens specifically when a tooth suffers some type of damage early in development. Like if she knocked those two teeth on something when she was younger. What you see there isn't tooth decay.
>>203810170Is The Substance what comes out of her pussy when she's horny?
>>203810170saw twice
>>203810923I like flat ass and flat chested bitches with pretty faces
>>203811914Meh, shit is weak and boring compared to the average youtube kino
>>203812012takes place in the modern day
>>203819414>>203810170does this film offer foot kino?
>>203819941ackshually
>>203810170nepo cunt
>>203810628How are celebrities rich but can’t afford toothpaste or a visit to the dentist
This is the new Possession, shit is gonna be a huge cult classic for years to come
>>203822076They spend all their money on drugs.
>>203810170I'm a boomer so I got a decent quality rip from Usenet. Demi looks pretty decent naked even though I think they were lightning her bad intentionally because of the plot. Her ass is a little flabby, she should do squats. still I had a decent masturbate to it. the movie goes totally off the rails at the end. 8/10
>>203821911Brendad Ickson has porn mouth!
could you please stop the shilling.
>>203813602Best description so far.
>>203821532eyeballs
>>203822694The movie has some heavy eyeball action.
>>203822925i like eyeballs i licked my gf's eyeball
>>203824095My ex-stripper gf licked my eyeball and I got an eye condition.
>>203818507all the time she's an even bigger slut than her sister
>>203824170aids?
>>203810628Wait until you watch her body horror teeth scene.
>>203819414What's with Demi Moore's left eye in the portrait? Looks like she has glaucoma or something
>>203824568she threw something at it and its damaged.
>>203824568Because she smashed a glass globe she had against it in a fit of rage, that damaged poster featured a lot in the final act and the ending actually.
>>203820191>>203822058i need to eat this filthy whore's ass!
>>203824659gross
>>203824568you mean her right eye?
>>203810170Paul was right
>>203824788Based Quantin Tarantino was based and ahead of the curve casting her as a jailbait feet slut. There's no going back now.
>>203810628Qualley is cute but couldn't sell herself as a young Demi Moore.
>>203812251He's already the younger version of someone. His comic about an immortal warrior is soft disclosure.
>>203811914a B is terrible.
>>203810170>same director as RevengeI shan't be seeing it, that movie was just so aggressively stupid it made me not want to see anything else he makes.
>>203825146For family friendly tentpole movies it might be, not...for what this is movie is, especially at the length.
>>203825146Wrong, it's a very good score for an r-rated horror movie
>>203825172It's a she-director, booga-booga.
>>203825236im pretty sure the saw sequels and the scream reboots all have a B lol
>>203810170Zoomers are so terrified of sexy naked women they make a horror movie about it
>>203825323Which confirms the fact that a B cinemascore is very good for horror movies in terms of legs/wom
>>203820722No its very much a part of the brainwashing
203825323>Namedrop two of the better horror franchises that have done okay to great box office by releasing new installmentsOKAY!!!
>>203819530>what it feels like to turn 31 as a women.Tick tock ladies.
>>203825463>yeah dude just wait until I'm 40 and all the 20 year old chicks will be going for me!>the wall only hits women, there's no way they will find the hot 22 year old straight out of college more attractive than me, right...right?
>>203810749>>203822076You zoomers are so offensively fucking stupid it's unreal. Some people are just born with a gap in their teeth. As the other guy said it's not decay you fucking idiot. And no, I don't have one.
>>203819530That is LITERALLY a resident evil monster.
>>203825639Never said that.the good looking women are taken in highschool and college the latest. Whatever remains is taken shortly after they enter the workforce. There exist very few good looking (6 and above) women that are single. The window of opportunity when they are single again is very very narrow. If you don't frequent their circles or the events they attend you have no chance of meeting them. Women also don't go anywhere alone, so whatever hobbies women have or events they attend it is done with their husband or boyfriend and if they are single with their groups of friends.Boomers and gen-x are throwing money at young pussy like never before, we are talking boat trips, exotic trips, paying their rent and bills, buying them clothes, trips to beauty salons, etc. Many of them have net worths in the millions. Then there are chad millenials and chad zoomers who get their first pick at all the young pussy.Then at the end of the line there is you anon, the average nobody with no money, no charisma, no looks, no social circle, no experiences and no toys.
>>203825874settle down chris chan
>>203810170>PUMP IT UPthis movie is coomer core disguised as body horror
>>203826797Now you’re catching on!
>>203824568the picture is AI upscaled, sometimes they don't get small details correct
>>203819973Millennials will piss, shit and cum their pants when they see this
>>203824170She most likely still had nigger cum in her mouth from sucking dick at work
Whatever you think of the film, you have to admit the film's music and sound design was incredible
>>203824170i once drunkenly ate out a communist girls pussy and it nearly killed me. one of my tonsils inflated to the size of a golf ball and it was extremely painful to swallow, eventually it got so large i couldnt swallow at all, I had to get an iv to get any fluids at all. luckily i got it drained and got some steroids to bring it down. pussy is so fucking nasty, i dont put my mouth ANYWHERE near that shit anymore
>>203819530Oh not she's turning into Demi Moore how horriffic.
>>203810170my local kinoplex isn't showing it. :(both of them.meanwhile they're screening dumpster trash like the crow.
>>203810628when she sees my peepee :)
>>203821620Women are so fucking shameless. Don't care if it's 'acting'
>>203822076half of hollywood uses fake teeth so that isn't great advice
>>203810170Why should I someone posted that the nudity is all CGI and prosthetics everything I've seen about this is sexy pics but there will be only blue balls no thanks>>203810170
>>203827181Damn. Being a virgin has some benefits after all
>>203825822If leon kennedy or chris redfield showed up at the end this would be kino af but we got nonsensical hollywood preachy art house movie.
>>203827689Leon S. Kennedy (the S stands for SEX) does not belong in modern hollywood slop.
>>203816631Why do women age like shit?
>>203818320cringe
>>203827294I lmao'd
>>203814972how the hell did they get away with this?
>>203819530>
>>203819414why does women doing the splits in their underwear make me want to COOOOOOOM
>>203819414tummy
>>203810170>The Substance is a 2024 satirical body horror film>satirical Aaaaaaand dropped. I've had enough "satire" and "parody" for one life. I like my films to be genuine and actually mean something.
>>203828412Need a little laughter now and then, most comedies and before mostly have done nearly everything in the sun.
>>203822076>t.
>>203824659I love eating ass, my biggest cooms come when I jerk off while pressing my face deep between my GFs asscheeks. God I love it when she gets into it and starts pressing against my face harder
>>203810170Are there any torrents that don't have some faggot laughing/talking throughout the movie?
>>203811914>Is sexy in movies back?judging by the webm you posted, nah
>>203820722No it isn't. You literally got filtered. The ending is literally your instinctual reaction to seeing a creature like Bogdonna. Your brain immediately goes "KILL IT".
>>203828978If Madonna could take the substance to become young Madonna again she definitely would
>>203812643she's not twerking retard she's just rotating her hips
>>203828602tell her to poo in your mouth.
>>203810170Literally the only I've heard of this film is that 60 year old Demi Moore does a full frontal nude scene?
>>203829386Nope. She does not do full frontal. You never see vag in this movie. Just the tippy-top of pube stuble.
Coomers on this website will always try to get you to watch bad films. I remember when it was Under the Skin, now its The Substance. Don't fall for coomer propaganda! You'll end up watching one of the worst films you've ever seen.
>>203829411Disappointing. Still worth watching?
The Substance? Heh, I wish this film had some...
>>203812626I'm seeing the same thing, and I don't know if it's a deliberate choice- which I can't specify- or a mistake- which I also can't specify. On paper it seems similar to the Call Me video, but the effect isn't.
>>203810170what if i put my own "the substance" into Qualley?
>>203819530spoiler
>>203825639No. Girls prefer older guys from the start. Personally I think it's disgusting. I'd hope there be more functional young couples, but it's not where we are.
>>203819941narcissists unironically do
>>203830001shutup you big bitch
>>203830441What if the build-up to that was really good? Now you know that's gonna happen from the start.I hope it's dream sequence somewhere in the middle.
>>203830510I hope its the final scene
>>203830045I've been dating my gf for years now and we're the same age. Its definitely pretty uncommon these days.
>>203830243know someone who has a large painting of themselves naked, in the lounge.narcissism fits
>>203810628her tooth is the same color as her skin...
>>203830559It probably is.
>>203819530>Polish subtitlesthank you Paweł for your service
>>203829177
Margaret Qualley has revealed in interviews that her breasts in the movie are not her own. They are a prosthetic designed by French makeup artist Pierre Olivier Persin. Qualley: "Unfortunately there is no magic boob potion, so we had to glue those on. Coralie (the movie's director) found an incredible prosthetic team to endow me with the rack of a lifetime, just not my lifetime."
>>203831476You deserve a slow and painful death.
>>203810170I don't think I actually liked this movie. The crazy gore factor was overstated and some of the prosthetics took me out of the movie. The Suspiria remake handled it much better.I don't know if it's intentional but I was thoroughly sick of the TnA halfway through the film. It's so over the top and in your face that it made me completely numb to the fact that Qualley was hot. The flesh just felt gross and clinical.
>>203816606>>203816631not gonna lie, I would
>>203819941you've never met a russian rich lady
Plot twist the Substance guy she was talking to on the phone is Tom Brady
>>203810170Seems insubstantial.
>>203831476It's pretty obvious in the nude shots that these are rubber tits.I'm confused about Moores tits though. In the early nude scene they're reasonable sized aged silicone implant jugs. In the later scene where she gets dressed for her school friend they seem to be smaller suddenly.
>>203827280Shut up Kevin Feige
>>203811914Shameless rip off of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4
>>203814972https://youtu.be/0UgiJPnwtQU
>>203819530>Woman Turns 30
This zoomer vs millennial bot bullshit needs to be filtered
>>203825678Based retard
>>203833923the "hot girl" in the movie is literally 30
>>203828014Porn didn't fry everyone's brains yet
>>203810170Is it better than Longlegs???
>[BLANK_AUDIO]What did the subtitles mean by this?
>>203834315>the "hot girl" in the movie is literally 30>Demi is in her 60sDoes this mean la creatura at the end is early teens?
>>203831564That's the point. Its supposed to brainwash men into thinking "tits and as bad, nudity bad, sexy women bad" It's like a movie tailor made for prude zoomers
>>203835235No, because you only activate once. The "substance" wasn't designed for a second use.
>>203832453Moore had a change of conscience halfway through filming and had her implants removed.
>>203810170
>>203828978>instinctual reaction to seeing a creature like Bogdonna. Your brain immediately goes "KILL IT".
>Buy the tickets, goy! There's sexy women, nudity, and sex, don't you want to see sexy women, nudity and sex? Of course you do! Buy the tickets!No.
This was the greatest horror masterpiece if of the 20s
Now that the dust has settled, let's ask the philosophical question. Would you fuck Mary Sue if you knew her secret?
>>203812432So you’re saying it doesn’t make sense for the “perfect” version of a woman known for her big fat 80s tits and curves to be some skinny minnie with negative chest? One might even consider it disingenuous on the part of the filmmaker?
>>203835516except it isnt glorifying any of that infact its quite the opposite. Its pure over the top satire about how sexualized things are, but you are just so quick with the jew fetish of yours.
>>203835888The substance adapts to modern tastes, old man. Look around you, outliers aside, sticc is in now.
It's funny how even after her apartment gets fucked up by Demi Moore -self, it's nowhere near as bad as some Japanese idols' homes.>cockroach girl
>>203821620baboons
>>203822076>How are celebrities rich but can’t afford toothpaste or a visit to the dentistA huge percentage of celebrities can’t find a decent plastic surgeon either. Then there are exception like Sarah Gadon, where the surgeon who did her nose was an artist.
>>203836035Sure, rabbi. Sure.
>>203836644man that is your whole personality isnt it
>>203836035THe only reason why this movie is allowed because it's about telling audiences "sexy woman bad!" and conditioning men to believe that shit
>>203813445Pretentious cunt women have been recycling the same thing forever
>>203836907>“The Jew is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".”He was right.
Why are folx talking about jews itt
>>203811914>bitch endlessly about body standards>meanwhile men aren't even allowed to have flaccid dicks or foreskins, nor are gay men allowed to like these things
>>203837194what's that psychology term called where you are mentally unable to cope with your own shortcomings so you shift the blame onto someone else? /pol/ is basically that on a professional level. they didn't fail in life because they are losers who stopped even trying, they failed because jews. hence every thread is about jews.
>non-hollywood platform releases new original film>leads are white established actors>use sfx to enhance female body>copious shots from the male gaze(you) incels still complain
>>203810170I'm watching it right now and it's shit
>>203811914>>203837444my dick doesn't stand a ghost of a chance
>>203837385>what's that psychology term called where you are mentally unable to cope with your own shortcomings so you shift the blame onto someone else?You mean like how this movie blames everything on hotter more successful women and the patriarchy?
>>203836976That is not at all what the movie is about. The message of the movie is "If women could follow simple instructions, they could have it all". The Substance had no downsides, if she adhered to the rules instead of misusing it, she would have had everything she wanted.
>>203837477Just say "I'm homosexual" next time to save a few letters
>>203837955>flat gurl
>>203835888Once upon a time Demi was flat too. Her character had implants.
>>203812432>heres the curvy bombshell i was telling you about
>>203837444The movie still has to be good tho. All those sexy shots only enhance a good film, not make a film good. Unless you're Sidaris, fully leaning into the goofy parody, or just a good film maker like Meyer.
>>203838116part of me is always happy to see these posts because maybe if everyone negs the magaret qualleys of the world enough maybe one of them will get desperate enough to settle for me
>>203837444The movie is about preaching about how all of these things are bad
>>203810170Tumma
>>203838240The "message" of the movie could be argued to be any number of things, but >beauty is... le bad!is not one of them. Vanity=/=beauty.
>>203838394Bullshit, it's just women being jealous manipulative cunts as usual.
>>203837444>make you extremely horny for the lead>turn the sexy girl into a disgusting deformed gore monster that vomits a literal bloody breast....yeah no....no.......
>>203838240>The movie is about preachingno. satire is clever & funny not overbearing
>>203810170If the main girl wasn't so fucking ugly i might. Asian tier ass.
>>203838394>The "message" of the movie could be argued to be any number of thingsi dunno man its pretty explicit. nip tuck did this whole bit to death and dare i say better
AWOOOOGA
>>203838457You mean it's manipulative enough that it can convince men to go against their own interests.You mean it's successful propaganda
>>203838597No. That's not what I mean.
>>203838671You're literally praising it on being propaganda that successfully molded you the way it intended.
>>203838572Clearly a double on the ass shots
>>203838706Based retardWhere's my praise for this movie?
>>203811771brb gonna brush my teeth for the 4th time today.i got a root canal 2 years ago and it costed nearly 5k out of pocket. i will never not brush my teeth again.
>>203838116extreme padded tits >>203838753
>>203838791is too much fluoride bad?
>>203838823think the are just some kind of prostetics/special effect
>>203838848>is too much fluoride bad?no bro. i quit drinking in 2018 but to cope id eat a bunch of sour sugary candy to cope and i would sleep after eating candy and shit. and then on day a piece of my molar busted off. and i though "np it don't hurt yet" you could see the inside of the my tooth guts. i should have got it fixed with in days. I didn't i let it go for like 4 months. never ever again.
>>203838904flossing is extremely extremely important
>>203838956>flossing is extremely extremely importantidk about this one. brush a ton and use gingivities original listerine but every time i floor i end up with a cavity. its like my teeth are sealed enough that shit isn't getting in then i loosen them floosing and shit gets to where it normally couldn't
"The Substance" is a metaphor about the elderly refusing to let younger people have their time in the sun. Just like the boomer generation destroyed the economy for their grandkids and even then they refuse to make way.
>>203838572this is decent quality for a camrip
>>203839252I thought it was a metaphor for the shrimping industry
>>203839438It's not as shrimple as that
>>203810170>A fading celebrity decides to use a black-market drug, a cell-replicating substance that temporarily creates a younger, better version of herself.Its kind of a rip off of the star trek episode 'mudds women'
>>203839265it's alright for a watch
>>203839532Next you're gonna tell me those pits are prosthetics too.
>>203811973I like to put that video on for home workouts for motivation. Seeing that clip, first thing I wondered was if there is a music video version of this for a song from the ost or something.
>>203839640based pit enjoyer
>>203837889>The Substance had no downsidesIt forces you into a week-long coma every week for the rest of your life. Unless you're a celebrity or fully retired, there's no way you're finding an employer to accommodate that kind of schedule. You also just spawn a new person with no documentation. Good luck getting gainfully employed or doing anything in life that requires I.D. or a birth certificate.
>>203839750>a week long coma every weekAre you sure about that?
>>203839532when they pause the video playback and go frame by frame staring at her ass I was dying of laughter
>>203810628I wish my gums looked that healthy
>>203839750Yes. Demi Moore has no idea what Margaret Qualley does and vice versa.
No, I won't, Its a lame, wanky artsy shit movie purely for Demi Moore who is a wrinkled up old bitch to be told she's hot again. Not kino.
>>203839532See, this is how the brainwashing works
>>203828978This anon is correct.I understand that media literacy is a meme now but this board is mostly terrible.Speaking of when this board is NOT terrible, I am still mad that I read the comparison with Society only here.
Name 1 (one) 2024 movie better than The Substance. Protip: You cannot.
>>203840288faaaaaaaaaaaat
Recently, female directors gave me shots that perfectly encapsulated Margot Robbie's legs and ass, and made this movie full of ass shots.You fags bark at the wrong tree.
>>203840523List some of them - I can’t remember what 2024 ones I’ve watched
>>203811914>this is the kind of shit zoomers would fap to
>>203840523Kinds of KindnessDeadpool & WolverineInside Out 2 (not for you kids loved it)Reagan (boomers loved it my mom was crying and said it was the best movie she's seen in years)That's 4 off the top of my head that are as good if not better for their target audiences. There's also that horror movie about the guy in the woods twisting some girl into a pretzel that gets way more threads than this movie so it's probably better too.
>>203836390apartment :-|apartment, japan :-(____)
>>203840749> There's also that horror movie about the guy in the woods twisting some girl into a pretzelWat
>>203840749>Deadpool & WolverineI zoomed in on this and ignored the rest of your post
>>203840759I don't get what this emoji on the bottom is supposed to be. Why is his jaw hanging off like this?
>>203840888I knew you would that's why I added it.
>>203839532probably my favorite shot
>>203840749>Inside Out 2That's a prime example of exec sanitizing from Hollywood for the masses, nobody sane should celebrate it above something like Substance, which is a European import, the best I remember watching since Hatching.
>>203810170You know it's kind of too bad, in a way. Physically, Qualley is my type. Bit odd looking, cute, dark hair and light skin. But all the movies she's in she acts like a whore, no exceptions. Not really longing material. Certainly not yearning material.
>>203840923I knew somebody would post this
>>203822058>SniffAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE MANE!
There's a shot of Qualley looking in the mirror just after being "born" and you can see the dark of her asshole and pussy, that's my favorite shot.
>>203828014It's literally ice cream.
>>203810170Buy an ad
Somebody post Qualley/Sue in her fuck me pumps.
>>203811609peepee and pumpkin spice latte
>>203840923Posts like these remind me that most of 4chan these days are "normal" children. To a veteran wizard like me, shots like these do absolutely nothing to my penis. I cannot remember the last time I masturbated to 3DPD pornography, much less shots like these.
Is it kino or not? I thought the trailer was pretty great.
>>203841716I’m 1hr 15 in and it’s overstayed it’s welcome. Polished but, ironically, lacks substance. Everyone in it is (deliberately) unlikeable so Ive found myself sitting around waiting for people to get what’s coming to them. If they’d done this movie in the 80s it would be a great showcase for practical effects but with CG it’s just nothing special, although I’ve not got to this hyped up ending. Can’t really see what’s satirical about it either.
>>203841716It's maybe a 6-7/10 but by far the best horror movie of the year.
>>203811609Wet dogs
>>203842148Cute, enjoy your 15 minutes of fame.
>>203840923SNIFFFFF THAT HOLE GAWD
PUMP IT UP>>203842605
>>203819973Tromafags?
