i smell death edition>/FTL/ News• Season 3, October 4th (fake date)• S2 episodes coming before Bloodgames• Sam has stepped away from his fishtank creative role to become a DJ• Greg and whoever he chooses can now stream directly from fishtank.live• Summer is being groomed by Januki• Summer and gang confirmed to be browsing /ftl/ and /tv/• TJ won and Bigobesemtndew lost• Taylor has been replaced with a bigger version of herself the real Taylor is missing• Jon is officially the tallest fish• Tayleigh has passed away after a suspected overdose. An autopsy report found traces of methamphetamine in her system. She leaves behind 2 cats and a large unfinished order of beanies• Greenshark (Keegan) was caught crying about TJ in fishchat• CryoKeen and Taylor have gained 20 pounds and have taken up drinking• Jet is even considering adding a pronoun option for the site accounts.• Taylor has became a coke addict• Claire continues to put fries in the bag• Br*wnl*aks has been exposed as a creepy stuttering and shaking sperg, currently MIA (grounded)>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.live.m3u playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/uvfth9sb>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/xj8PNqG1>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/ (Dead but it's tradition to include the link)Previous: >>203909624
Ludwig confirmed for season 3
i ate it raw !!
Ella is crying in b3
i have seen beautiful things
What would it take for you to stop watching? The second a white woman has sex with a brown man on the show I'm turning it off permanently.
>cute monkey
jet neptune dies today.
why do you guys keep choosing my replies in particular
Manifesting TJaylor!
cleh
that was more kino than anything you're gonna get with season 3 btw fyi
eternity is coming
>Ben: D-don't go Jet-sama!Jet: Sorry Ben, it's been based and kino working with you>/ftl/: We'll miss you Jet!>(Everyone Liked That)Jet: I love the fans!Trans Cole: You know, we've never seen eye to eye.... but it won't be the same without you Jet>Jet: (crying) To be honest Cole, you always were my favorite fish>Claire: How about one last KINOOOOO for them /ftl/ boys back home?Jet: KINOOOOOOOOOO BASEDDDDDD>(/ftl/ cheering in the background)Sam: THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT! (starts tearing up)>Jet: F*CK IDUBBBZ AND F*CK HASAN PIKER! MDE NEVER DIES!Sam: I trained you well..... (sobbing)>Jet: Heh, this is just like the Vance cried meme from 4channelVance: (wiping away tears) yeah>Jimmy: Nah on some real shit Jet like I know you had to do it for the show so you know when you recreated the programs on season 2 I still have like massive respect for you and shit so yeah when you die of course I'm going to be crying yeah>Funnyjunk, Reddit and 9Gag tip their hats from a distance
No curse will stop me from posting Shadi's big juicy ass!
honestly like 50% of the spooky posts were mei made it all up :)
>>203912180wtf is wrong with her
>>203912172ill probs tune out if/when jimmy or dunye show up
>>203912200what the fuck was that thread, did everyone just lose their minds or what
>>203912225
>>203912227except the gnome, unfortunately he's real and he actually is very agitated now
JET WE NEED A VIBE REPAIR PRONTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>203912248don't worry about that
just stocked up on galaxy gas
>>203912227Alright, but was the gnome real??
>>203912220beautiful stuff right here man. got me inspired to make a fishtank inspired greek tragedy
>>203912248i was just letting those two guys samefag tbqh
>>203912172if Tayleigh shows up I'll never watch again period
>>203912172Jimmy showing up
>>203912248you didn't see the gnome?
>>203912259i fucking saw it
>>203912249
so who's going to be the one to make the first fishtank goonpilation
speed through the fog of madness and forge a new path towards the light
>>203912259the what?
>>203912272nah i saw it
>>203912274i wonder if the other girls felt mogged
>>203912278
>>203912285don't worry about that
Did y'all see them trans Cole leaks I just woke up and I'm losing my shit looking at the pics
>>203912248taylor ate the last thread.
>>203912220Kek it's kino!
can /ftl/ recover?
>>203912320eternal wounds have been inflicted on our collective spirit i fear
>>203912307She died for our sins
>>203912320no. i did my best
>>203912320there's a dark force looming
>>203912274
>>203912225>>203912249>>203912274>>203912358
So if there’s not a trailer tomorrow then we’re pretty much guaranteed for a delay, right?
>>203912225>>203912249>>203912274Even though Molesto and Jimmy hit it I'd still plap that fat brown booty desu.
S2 was visual kino throughout
people think this is a bad sign but I think it's a sign that the ethereal, incomprehensible energy of Season 1 is making a comeback
>>203912170same
>>203912398>guaranteed for a delayunless jacob is fucking around he's starting his thing on the 4th and i don't know how the site can handle that.
>>203912401Did Jimmy or Shadi ever confirm/deny?
>>203912418What thing? And this fucking sucks I was really waiting for October
>>203912151isn't it past your bedtime?
jef knows sushi!!!!!
>>203912418he said the first
>>203912418no jacob wants to start jacobtank on the first so it will done by the fourth.
>>203912438Jimmy did and said her pussy didn't stink lol
>>203912446>I was really waiting for Octoberstfu jet no one wants season 3 anytime soon
>>203912462lol ever the charmer.
>>203912404it wasn't even a reply and you guys still chose it
https://gofile.io/d/kY9CfIMost of jacob's stream before he started watching music videos/youtube shit
>>203912307you know something is off when taylor eats the bread
>Makes half of /ftl/ seethe and spam bad shops of her nose and impotently wish for her death by virtue of being a glittery, pretty Disney princess. How does Claire so effortlessly domineer the minds of haters?
>>203912486I opened this on mobile without realizing it was a webm and got jumpscared by TJ moving around slightly while in a decrepit mummy pose.
>>203912486kek
>>203912151BASED holy shit fishtank sissies gonna seethe when Ludgod shows up and mogs their goat. His streamer event mogged Jet's Broodgames and Ice's Hunger Pains
>>203912526those are just two guys
*enters your thread*
>>203912151BASED
>>203912565
Why can't they just buy an ad.What, just keep making millions of dollars and never contribute to the site that has given you millions of dollars of free advertising?Are the mods in on this?Are they allowing essentially advertisement 'generals' on this board and getting paid to do it?Why as we as a community tolerating this?
>>203912557>>203912569samefag
>>203912594yeah
so many lives are about to be destroyed
this thread and the last one are making me suicidal
>>203912594Posting that image exposes you as not actually caring about the sanctity of /tv/ and instead just seething about Sam. Not realizing we all hate Sam here anyways for ruining the show.
>>203912594dude what the fuck is this image please qrd I've been out of the loop this is insane
>>203912329>she cheated at goblinpokerdid stinky pete knew all along?
>>203912594>Why can't they just buy an ad.because 4chan ads are a joke, they dont work>that has given you millions of dollars of free advertising?least god complexed 4chan nigger>Are the mods in on this?Why do you still think this dead website has non bot, real human moderators lmao>Are they allowing essentially advertisement 'generals' on this board and getting paid to do it?This is a normal /tv/ general thread, get help>Why as we as a community tolerating this?because /ftl/ is quintessential 4chan, we dont care about softcore porn r/watchitfortheplot threads
>>203912641that was the trader's audition for 2.5
it's too late to turn back
>>203912594There is a tranny janny named Emily Le1ghton (lives in Methuen MA coincidentally) that spergs out on the other mods when they delete the shill threads. Congratulations Sam 4chan is now your person big purple army.
#istandwithabisbf
>>203912641Channing won
>>203912233Taylor is cute! Cute!
>>203912172Tayleigh appearing in any shape or form.
the choir will soon perform
>both Vance and Tay quit streaming at the same timelmao jet really hired Tay
>>203912402damn that bish is ugly
who is this?
>>203912641Two autistic teenagers printed out markyshirts and went undercover to one of Sam’s shows. After the show they asked for photos and just as the photo was being taken they unzipped their jackets revealing the marky pic plus the text “he can’t keep sucking away with it”(I don’t know why, esl Eddie reference?). Sam asked if they wanted to talk about it and they ran away in fear, now they’re apparently making a big Sam expose video with interviews with various people he’s wronged.
>>203912719that's me
>>203912719JERRY!
>>203912402thats an ugly woman
>>203912712Come to think of it meg hasn't streamed in quite a while
>>203912727weirdI wish Sam just like, talked about it normally. Acknowledged it with a tweet or something. him being evasive is why everyone brings it up and makes it seem much worse than it probably is
>>203912712Its retarded that they are keeping production members as a secret. Former fishes could be streaming and hyping people for s3 but for goranian reasons they cant tell who is delivering cigarettes this season.
>>203912727They didn't want to get tackled like Channing. Sam is unhinged he's going to end up in jail someday.
>>203912773>delivering cigarettes this seasonNo fucking way, are they seriously still doing that bullshit, this show will continue to die the longer they keep around those god awful fishtoys that genuinely make the show unwatchable
>>203912506Ok keep me posted
>>203912800They said they weren't going to do cig deliveries, because it fucks up the whole house
>>203912795Literally nothing wrong with how this was handled wtf is the point of this conflicting post and image???
>>203912172Tayleigh appearing for any reason. Watch the viewership drop like flies
>>203912712https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1724148730395761.webmsam couldn't even make it a couple days without reminding tay he can't stand her, zero chance she's involved with s3. he wants a refresh, not a rehash of the contestants everyone, including him, hates
>>203912817they need to get rid of all pointless shoutout fishtoys forever
>>203912839this
how can fishtank fans watch over 8 hours of people walking and talking in rooms every day for six weeks?
>>203912795>It was in self defense.
>>203912834This clip gets even worse every time I watch it
They're going to do pumpkin pie and apple cider donut deliveries to fit the theme of this season
>>203912834True true unless Sam really has stepped away and it’s The wi-wi-wi-Wigger and The Jets Show.
>>203912863cute i like that
>>203912826
>TJ quit streaming again
jet herepumpkin pie and apple cider donut deliveries have been cancelled for being overbudget
>>203912901noooo :(
>>203912888???????
>>203912508I need big Shadi ass applied directly to my face.
>>203912855Fomo.
>>203912916Nothing don't worry about it
>>203912898I’m not smoking weed again until Sunday so no teej streams until then sorry. You saw how the last stream went he played a goodbye song, didn’t know what to talk about anymore and then went offline. He will be back when he has things to say again no rush. Trust the teej and the weed.
>>203912855vast inner world, high IQ
>>203912898benji made him quit with his cuck story :((
>>203912172>What would it take for you to stop watching?If Tayleigh appears on the screen in any capacity other than her being publicly executed, I will close the tab and never look backJet should have left her in that room with Cryokeen forever
>>203912727>Sam asked if they wanted to talk about it and they ran away in fearlol talk about headcanon. Sam was literally stunned and just stood there for 2 minutes like he was about to shit his pants, trying to think up of a comeback and by the time he came up with one and blurted out to them to stay and hang they left/were leaving.
>>203912977doing this kind of stuff is just as embarrassing as being an obsessed fanboy
>>203912898Did he actually? When was his last stream, I haven't been keeping up.
>>203912855Fear of missing out on potential kino and storyline plots. For example no one wants to be the person that missed out live on contestant blah blah blah breaking one of the house windows and going apeshit over racist TTS.
>>203912991Tuesday
>>203912988Nah it's way funnier
>>203912274>>203912358
>>203912977they look like their mom dropped them off and picked them up to do this lmao
Has anyone here tried to be somewhat parasocial with teej on instagram? I don’t know if I could he seems like one of those dry texters. He definitely opens up more in person.
>>203912855Mental illness
>>203912991Love this guy, I wanna chill with him.
>>203913041No that was just b*tty
>>203913004Production hands made this post.
>>203913066Production enjoys irl marky posting too?
>>203913059Be nice to Betty she's trying her best.
>>203913082we do
>>203912988>Sam at WilliamsburgBased, punk those faggots!>Sam getting trolledNo, that's embarrassing, leave Sam alone!
>>203912977He literally says in that image that Sam asked if they wanted to hang out to his face.>but he was heckin pushin themYou can see in the images his hand never even touches them.
>>203913093Based wiggers trolling Sam behind the scenes with uncensored mark E TTS
>>203912855>how can fans watch over 8 hours of people walking and talking in roomsyou just described most of game of thrones evening all, how we doin? tfw only a week away from another season of life sucking kino
I am Mark E. Prost
>>203913042Been thinking about it, all jokes aside. Wonder how he behaves outside of his streaming persona.
>>203913104He's literally trying to cover up the image on their shirts with his hand..
>>203913104You can literally see Sam touching him in that pic lol.
>>203913128I’ve thought about it too but he seems like he hates messaging and texting in general. Jimmy on the other hand is an open book I think he’s the only fish that lets people hang out with him irl lmao
>>203913156I've had friends like Jimmy growing up, definitely someone you'd be chill with having within your circle as long as you don't fuck with him in a way he notices but definitely wouldn't want to be alone with him.
>>203913117That’s how Josie is gonna look when I got her strung up by her wrists in my bdsm dungeon. 100 buckaroos if you wanna join
Don't worry anons I'm currently working behind the scenes to bribe the josiepedos dealer to cut his coke with rat poison and Xylazine. He won't bother us for much longer.
>>203913156>Jimmy on the other hand is an open book I think he’s the only fish that lets people hang out with him irl lmaobecause he has no friends
>>203913181on the list you go. you'll pay for this
>>203913181I wonder how steinful feels about that giant Josie clitty
>>203912398S2 trailer was released during the show btw
>>203913250Kek I forgot about that
>>203912172Jet kicks off the best contestant early one more time and Im out. He's 3 for 3 so far (bitchtank isnt a canon season)
>>203912977Epic
>>203913281Simmons wasnt the best contestant
>>203913290No but also yes
>>203913281What they did to Meg was terrible
If Tayleigh is on S3 and if she's replacing Bex then that would be the saddest downgrade since Liquid Cole to Cole
JC and Meg leaving absolutely destroyed the momentum of s2 and then it just turned into the torture Tayleigh show
>>203913210you are a bully. i actually grow/make most of my drugs and have other chems imported straight from a trusted distributor. my coke dealer is the weak point but i have test kits. the day the kits are defeated is the day josie is no longer my fav comedian because i'm dead. try 3-mmc, it's great also who the fuck are these people https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1726887780048855.webm
>>203913281I’ve been saying for months that contestants shouldn’t be removed until the last two weeks.
>>203912172Mmm bacon
>>203913339Megmonsters get in hereWhat was your fave Meg moment?
>>203913346Okay good luck with that they don't make test kits for rat poison tho
>>203913386
>>203913339>it just turned into the torture Tayleigh showis this nigga serious rn
SexyAnd attractive
>>203913393The only ones I ever see harm reduction sites give out for free are for fentanyl
>>203913386roblox talk with big god
>>203913407
>>203912661Wonder why this tranny has a love boner for Sam but a hateboner for Mr BeastIt's literally the same shit but 80% of Mr Beast threads are deleted, and negative ones about him stay up slightly longer.
>>203913445not reality tv
>>203913386when chris lynch talked to her for hours about inane bullshit like roblox because he thought she would let him fuck
who is this
>>203913339It turned into the torture chud gang show. And then they rewarded TJ because he’s ideal non-political ‘intellectual’.
>>203913458He's getting a show on Amazon and had his youtube content divided into seasons and put on Tubi for a while. Nice try shill.
>>203913445do you not see the cognitive dissonance of using "tranny" when defending a guy whos best friend is an unironic tranny
>>203913458Neither is fishtank.live currentlyRight now it's autistic kick.com minus the gambling sponsorship
Say hello to your newest freeloader
>>203913500What did this bitch do to piss everyone off
>>203913464taylei
>>203913533the type of kid you leave in the woods and just drive off
>>203913513Who is she
>>203913498speaking of gambling, do any of you engage in sports gambling? we can use these gens to share our sports degeneracy. if you listened to me tonight you'd have made money taking the giants +5.5. an EASY one
>>203913481not reality tv>>203913498that's something else which just so happens to be on the same siteit's not fishtank, and we're not here to talk about thatwe're here to talk about the reality tv show called fishtank
>>203913557>an EASY oneI thought the cowboys were going to win by 3+ touchdowns
>>203913101tsmtits sam getting a taste of his own medicine
>>203913558>not reality tvexcept it is lol, one of his recent vids was a literal ripoff of Survivor
>>203912233nothing
>>203913584Jet doesnt look like that
>>203913584do Jews have gnome blood
Goodnight brehs.
artistic guys pay attention
>>203913638gn
>>203913640how did you manage to fuck this up
>>203912855>8 hoursCloser to 20 hours
>>203913557How about we just place Josie behind bars and murder her simps?
>>203913652Abusing drugs and alcohol for years
>>203912661Naemuti isn’t a mod tho
>>203913670A child was groomed by a grown man for self-harming and sex on the josiecord.This was all buried and kept hush-hush. Josie knew all of thisIt's only a matter of time the rest of the community finds outTick tock Josiepedo tick tock.
>>203913688That's Emily? Why is xer last name auto banned then?
>>203913481>>203913584MrBeast has no business being allowed a platform on this website even if he is making a tv show, morality matters more in this case
https://youtu.be/PyIZ7PYt05I?si=xcpwbP_rZNoxS1WdTurkey Tahm is canceled
>>203913730nothingburger
>>203913724>morality
>>203913740jeremy vibes
>>203913724Morality matters to Sam Hyde fans now? Interesting
i hope it's not 16 contestants next season. there's no way that won't suck
>>203913670define simp. i just watch josie's streams because she's wholesome and funny as hell. she's not my type sexually
>>2039137586 of them will be nontent and quit on week 1 so its okay
>>203913740>>203913756embarrassing double reply
>>203913760That's a man
>>203913769Cope
>>203913736Probably. I haven't even watched the video yet.
>>203913760Same. I swear right hand on the bible that i find her streams funny and i subscribed to her channel to support her content creating. I do not find her sexually attractive.
>>203913809If you support the owner of a pedo groomer discord then you get the rope too sorry simps
>>203913730>banned all the cheaters in his chatBased
what does season 3 need to do in order to be great?
>>203913862
>>203913862>No fans in cast>No weird neptunian narratives that lead to nowhere>No production rigging and fucking around with challenges
>>203913862jet better get some FIT women for s3. no fit bitches, no watch for me
>>203913862Serious injury/death, legal troubles for Sam/Jet, the show permanently shuttered. S4 would be like, pic related, but real. And the memes would live on forever.
>>203913895It really is as simple as that
Evil Kevin may have been the most enigmatic character of seaon two point five
Josie is a human right.
Do you guys want to hear about the time when a 28 year old groomed a teenager in Josie's official discord and how it was quickly buried. Not trolling btw.Josie fans groom minors on Josie's secret discordJosie knew about this.Josiepedos are real.
>>203914058The Epstein network is reconstituting itself I see
whats with the josiepedo that has been posting his waifu nonstop since yesterday to zero (0) replies? Is he retarded?
>>203913740>>203913756Love is love. Also just shows how brave Sam is for having a romantic and emotionally turbulent relationship with a transgender lady given the time period, and working through and deconstructing age based trauma for a flowering woman trying to find herself even when society doesn’t approve. He’s not actively fostering an environment of misogyny and sexism in his professional business or under feeding and over tiring the contestants of his reality show production legitimately endangering the lives of people he’s currently responsible for like MrBeast is doing
>>203914058It took me forever to realize that’s Josie’s account saying that. I thought that was the kid she groomed saying that about Josie
>>20391386260 big ideas and 60 small ideas to fill up every day
>>203914098Not bad actually. Not all of them need to be good, anything is better than them sleeping all day
>>203914097Thats not josie. Thats the brit from bant that went from "ill never make a youtube acocunt" to making one, subbing to her and donating all within a month. His chosen name is "queso for life"He said he started forcing himself to watch the shitty puppet youtube josie watches just to feel closer to her. Dudes tapped
>>203914075Marky wasn't transShe was a TIGHT little piece
>>203914138
>>203914070he's a total loser, fuck that guy
Jet is going to get mad at a contestant that is bigger than his production and he will kick them and then the season will go to shit until it stumbles into a 6/10 ending
>>203914151That's a man
>>203913407you're a faggot fr if you wouldn't pipe this freaky mulatto
>>203914209Fax
>>203914160WTF can this anon see into the future or something?
>>203913668Based Claire maxxer. I hope S3 has someone so compelling I can synchronize sleeping and showering with them.
>>203913459I don't remember this but that's hilarious
>>203914151Want an absolute 1/10 fuck, would not do.
>>203913692shut up I’m slaying pussy today
>>203913740>either get cuttin or get runninLMAO this is probably Sammy’s funniest shit he’s ever said. I always crack up when I see this brought up in the threads
>>203912172Bitchtank made me not want to watch this gay shit ever again.
>went to see John Maus without CharlsWhat's going on here?
>>203913760>>203913809so if josie wanted to have sex with you, you would reject her?
>>203914315Fred Hyde would not be impressed
>>203914138We love marky <3. Sam treated her good no forced wrist cutting just wanted to take her ane but she had shit in her ass when he told NOT to eat anything.
>>203914148LMAO hey don’t beat up on Sam too much about that it was a different era back then
josie's dying btw
>>203914379Finally our children are safe
>>203914345Anon she’s taking a “mental health reset” vacation. Her and charls are weird like that she needs her 3 month vacation away from charls and her kids to refresh her mind and soul
The undeniable goats of fishtank
>>203914359I am a markysexualI don't think she appreciated being mocked in the Boston Ross sketch thoOh well
Guys I'm starting to think I might be cursing inadvertently? - used to follow this ex-pornstar on twitter: 6 months later she's kicked out of her home and is now homeless. - used to follow this ex-camgirl: husband divorced her, took their kid, filed a restraining order. now she lives in a gutted out houseboat and shits in a bucket.Now I'm following Claire and I worry I've cursed her somehow.
>>203914408I miss them...
>>203914419That's just what happens when you're attracted to shitty women
>>203914349Different anon here. I would FUCK Josie like no tomorrow, her streams are dogshit and made for kids and pre-teens. Gonna be rated R activities only, NSF YouTube if I got my hands on her.
>>203914349>so if josie wanted to have sex with you, you would reject her?yeah, without a second thought
>>203914439what does that mean for Claire though?
Josie smells like a foot
>>203914419You should follow Jimmy and Tayleigh
>>203914456Probably nothing good. I don't think her family wants her to shit in a bucket tho
Fishtank trivia!1. Who were the first Fish to be eliminated by an actual challenge (I.e. not kicked, quit, etc) in S1 and S2?2. Who was the first freeloader in S1?3. In S1, there were 'team' shirts merch. Josie's shirt said 'stimming rn'. What did the other contestants' shirts say?
>>203914419Ex pornstar name?
>>203914379we're all dying, anon
I hope Josie dies tomorrow
>>203914450Sperm semen content shot glass for Josie, drink up :D
>>203914492YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>203914480Kristina Rosehttps://www.tiktok.com/@unbecomingkristina?lang=en
>>203914209Tj is a confirmed fag then? He didnt cheat
So both my parents think living till 85 is too long but I’m trying to live till 85 probably even longer. I’m 26 btw. No gf no kids but I really dont wanna die anytime soon. I have my bouts of depression or sadness but something about dying is extremely fucking scary. I do believe in God and a spiritual world but idk fuck death
TJ lost
>>203914547You'll probably be pretty bored at 85 and ready to go
>>203914514He cheated, get over it
>>203914450i'd figure she's just drunk and put her to bedjosie is not for sex
fishtank is good vibes
>>203914567Josie is for putting in prison for being a pedophile
ariel hurry up and deliver abi's taco bell
>>203914556Yeah that could be a possibility. Would I want to live forever? Fuck no I just don’t wanna die anytime soon. I’ve had those feelings before when I’ve gotten too high it feels like youre slipping away or everyone else is leaving and you’re all alone.
>>203914603If you smoke weed you deserve to die now
https://youtube.com/shorts/GKmZsm192DI?si=35HGnD7cBHvSE2wETick tock tick tock
>>203914619TRVKE
>>203914485what the FUCK did she mean by this
>>203914619>>203914641Samefag
>>203914658Yeah no shit retard
Here’s a bitter truth nuke>The show WILL be delayed>The wiggers will wind up accidentally sanitizing the odd charm of the show by going full speed into the “reset” and in trying to recapture the magic of season 1 will destroy the magic of 2 and 2.5>Bitchtank is what this show is when the wiggers and wiggers alone are left in charge of things>It’s over
>>203914679>>203914658>>203914641>>203914619What did I mean by this
The absolute state of /ftl/
>>203914599Ariel in a car sounds extremely dangerous. What if she has another masturbation seizure?
>>203914715Samefag
>>203914715The brake pedal could become covered in urine and become very slippery. It is concerning.
>>203914477Jon in S1 and Brain for S2.
I am the last remaining poster on /ftl/
>>203914715Jokes aside I thought they wouldn't let you get a drivers license if you had epilepsy?
>>203914751Jon sort of quit S1
>>203914761STOP TALKING
>>203914753nope
>>203914751Brian was already eliminated twice before the final time he got kicked kek
>>203914767No fuck you answer my question.
>>203913496Kris has been kicked out, Beast has learned his lesson. Has Sam?
>Both sisters mog her>Lost bitchtank>Hates being compared to Letty>Life is miserable except for that small moment in bitchtank>Folds when starting shit>Alcoholickys claire you dog faced cunt
>>203914768Josie has those Trish lips going on here
Who cares fishtank live is for fatherless faggots.
>>203914785>rockystream>benleaks>cryokeen>probably other fags idkI am noticing a trend here you may be onto something
Stomping on claires large headBreaking claires beak of a nose
>>203914801It's why I'm the most sane Fishtank orbiter. I have a good relationship with my dad and don't look at Sam Hyde as a father figure.
>>203914803>>203914782Hi Mike
>>203914825You wish you were as sane as me Matthew.
Anyone else here gay and need a HUGE fat nut load in their asshole right now?Sent from Greg’s iPad Mini
Something HAD to of happened to Sam growing up that made him do things like telling women he’s gonna ruin their life, “cut my name on your wrist”, recording the humiliation fetishes on his personal phone. I feel like a detective trying to crack the case on Sammy but it’s like im missing something. What do yall think? Like was his dad actually abusive, didn’t show him love? His mom? He lived with his mom for a while so I doubt she was the main culprit.
>>203914842That's my slave name. My real name is what I call myself. Soup Can Harry.
>>203914856Molested by a male baby sitter as a child
>>203914856His bloodline runs Jewish. They're just a sick and twisted people.
Why is no one talking about Greg lying about swatting himself for donations? Why is he allowed to get away with this?
>>203914856Forgot my picrel sorry guys
>>203914879What makes you think he swatted himself?
>>203914879because no one cares, i dont know anyone in /ftl/ who likes him.
>>203914879Who the hell cares? It's all fake and gay anyway. Paid for by Jew dollars.
>>203914856Highly likely an emotionally distant, but spoiling father fucked him up. Gave him his own bedroom PC in the 90's and let him access all the porn he wanted.Ive also heard unconfirmed reports that the girl Sam chased into Art college (that part is true, Sam mentioned it as one of the reasons he switched to RISD) cucked him with a black guy (dunno there)
>>203914764He did check out but technically was the first elimination. If you don't agree then it's Sylvia.>>203914769 Trish?
>>203914879I think he lied too about the pizza and cop dox for sympathy donations right before his birthday. We know from Taylor he’s not above lying, but anon there is just no way to prove it and saying he lied gets you dogpiled to all hell
>>203914682This is too smart of a post for the thread. No one even wants to talk aboht the actual show anymore.
>Steal Claire's credit card and use it for online gambling
>>203914801nigger you are fishtanks biggest fan
Remember when sam and jet called Greg a pedophile on twitter after the Mauro incident? That was pretty funny.
>>203914889Because of his obvious fake crying and the fact that police sweep a house in any real swatting situation and also his begging for money over it immediately afterwards. Greg is a faggot and deserves to be ruined
>>203914871I see this brought up in the threads occasionally but there’s gotta be some proof somewhere that he said this
>>203914931the wiggers use fishtank to muddy the waters about their controversial stuff (greg is a pedo simmons is a pedo, ____ was raped) I don’t really care about any of it but it’s funny they do that
everybody squeeze in
We should form a team and steal Sam Hyde's Jew gold. Then boil it in oil and give it to the homeless so they can buy drugs.
Greg is the biggest bitch, he’s actually evil
>>203914964Nah the biggest bitch has got to be that Australian cocksucker, Lance or w/e his name is.
>>203914971lance is based, he makes bettycels wanna shoot themselves for some reason
>>203914922Taylor doesn’t get enough credit for being the only one with enough balls to publicly eviscerate Greg
>>203914933All true but there’s no way to prove it. The only evidence we have is A. He was never doxxed before and hasn’t been doxxed since. B. It happened right before his birthday for donations. C. He’s lied before about the original Michigan trip fund.
>>203914682It's a win/win for me. Either the show is delayed and the years of the FTL community sustain me, or it comes out and I heckle MDE and the fatherless Scam Hoydlstein fans for their tears.
>>203914971Wasn’t your nigger ass in bed with him for a good while
I want to take both Josie and Letty as wives
I hope Claire is having a wonderful night, getting along with her parents, making good progress on saving for a capture card, and continuing to crush her sobriety challenge.
>>203914999Greg deserves rape
>>203914988That part was funny but the way he tried to troll CryoCringe was too far for me.
>>203915006Only as far as fucking with Ariel. Once he went after CryoCringe, someone I actually like, I thought he was a bitch.
>>203915018literally who gives a fuck about cryokeen? wow some drunk guy wants to fuck tayleigh... riveting
>>203915018do you think you are fatter than cryo?
>>203914915Makes sense. No real love from his dad he just got spoiled. The computer with access to porn at a young age. Cucked by a “black” guy. Now it’s all coming together I think.
>>203915014She’s an apostate actively lying to her parents about her spiritual beliefs so they keep giving her money. You should be praying for the state of her soul anon she abandoned the church
>>203914928That can't possibly be true. I've never watched the show outside of a few clips>>203914944I forget which video it was that he said this probably one of the ones of him ranting in his car or giving out lootboxes in random parking lots in the hood
>>203915052Nah I'm taller though and don't drink.
>>203915040this but unironically>omg our very own lolcow!>we should call turkey tom to make a video!>lets get him on the show!>he's such an epic meme!
>>203915040He's still a more redeemable human being than Ariel. Also bros before hoes.
>>203915091yeah you just nolife this thread months after the show ended and keep track of every single thing that happens to these people. not a fan at all
>>203915084She’s probably going to take communion this Sunday in front of them just to appease them when she knows her soul is in a state of mortal sinGenuinely horrifying
>>203915120Being a parasite is hard Anon
>>203915084Your post brings up a question of mine, are women supposed to have mentors like men do? Who was supposed to steer Claire in the right direction or did her parents just say whatever and focus on her other 2 siblings?
>>203915113do you envy cryos gorgeous hair?
>>203915113omg you're so right omg that terrible lance what a monster he uhhhh.... laughed at cryokeen on a stream 80 people watched!
>>203915120I'm a 4chan addict that much is true
I am a girl
>>203915153oh no, its not a 4chan thing, WinstonStatus. you are fishtanks number one fan, be proud!
Reminder to report these threads as off topic
>>203915193truuuuuuuuuuu
>>203915163ywnbaw
>>203915210ywmbam
>>203915165I'm addicted to Twitter (yet)
>>203915193The threads are fun and no one cares about your dying tranny board
>>203915221Not addicted* oopsie doodle
>>203915222I’m a girl with titties and boobs and Vafina!!
>>203915084You seem awfully confident about her spiritual life for not knowing much about her other than what you observed on a reality show where she was constantly trolling, and on which she even prayed by the way.
>>203913059Look at that poor, brain-damaged whore. She's so gross and retarded, it's a miracle that she's infertile and thus unable to ruin the lives of future generations.
Hey lads, thoughts on Cowboys Giants game tonight?
Wait there are trannies here? God I fucking hate trannies.. they're so fucking disgusting. Fucking freaks.
Hey lads what’s your favorite martini?
Thoughts on election interference in the primaries?
>>203915270>they're so fucking disgusting. Fucking freaks.Just like you and Ariel. Lose weight, fat fuck.
Skull may be fatter than cryokeen and a 15 yr old groomer like Sam but I still support him as the lesser of two evils.
I would drive a PT Cruiser
>>203915312In a truly righteous and fair world, the three of them would be put down.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer as they say
Hey I am a 30 year old with a philosophy degree (LOL) I was thinking of doing a cool STEM degree. Personally, well, I am not very smart (about 107 IQ) but I kinda like Astronomy... The issue is that it's not a good degree without postgraduate education. Are there any interesting yet well paying STEM degrees you would recommend
>>203915335>30 year old with a philosophy degreeDamn you fucked up
>>203915335I told you that the answer is a mathematically dense reason, I tried to give you the short answer that relativistic effects are really strong and time would pass slower, leading to a perceived time and orbit difference. But since that's not satisfactory for you, the answer would actually be that the solution for precessions of orbits to Einsteins equations give:A=24π3R2T2c2(1−e2)A=24π3R2T2c2(1−e2)As a solution which match with Mercury's precession. See how this is a non-obvious answer? That's because its impossible to give a meaningful answer that isn't mathematically dense. TL;DR if you want an actual answer that you can understand with proper learning, read a GR book like Gravitation, else you will not understand.
>>203915335>AstronomyMeme popsci-tier major. If you're easily filtered by physics or astrophysics, just pursue engineering or a post-bacc CS program if you just want a career and you don't need a grad degree for those fields. Good luck!
>>203915355
I want to dress like a peasant from the 1800s. Can someone recommend brands that fit this aesthetic?Brands that I know of that fit this aesthetic:Archivio J.M RibotMarc le BihanJohn Alexander SkeltonFrank LederPaul HarndenElena Dawson
Is it just /pol/ propaganda, or is is India actually safe for solo female travel? My younger sister is 5', blonde, and frail as shit. She did a solo trip though Korea, then one through Japan, now she thinks she's a travel expert and wants to do India. We all freaked and told her it was dangerous, but she showed us some travel videos on YouTube where you can see Indian girls walking around alone selling flowers and shit and because of that she thinks it's safe. What is she in for?
>>203915410nice copypasta b8, but it's just common sense that not a single developing country is safe for solo female travel lol
>hates sam hyde>keeps the name skull hyde?
>>203915410The propaganda is slightly exaggerated. Sure it's a shithole and the average Indian man is a creep, but the number of rape cases per capita isn't particularly higher than other places. 10 million people visit India each year and most visits are trouble free. If she keeps her wits about her and only visit safe places, then she'll probably be fine. Don't get shitfaced drunk, don't go to certain places after dark, etc. If she's the typical naive, "brown people can't do anything bad :)" type of girl and wanders into the slum at night, then she'll probably not be fine. I'd still recommend her to link up with a group of girls once there, because there's strength in numbers and it significantly reduces the risk of anything bad happening, especially if she plans to go out for drinks in the evenings.
>>203915435he's a methhead who lives in a trailer
>>203915434Yea you're just asking for trouble unless you stay in the ultra touristy resort areas
>>203915384Good idea but only a fag cares about fashion brands
https://x.com/FearedBuck/status/1839326126575165841why did blud say that??? :skullemoji: :skullemoji: :skullemoji:
8 KB JPG>The study authors estimated an average of 5,300 salamanders in every patch of forest the size of a football field in the Northeast. Even though each individual is a mere 3 inches long, the sheer number of red-backed salamanders means that they also have some of the highest biomass estimated for animals other than insects in the Northeast, similar to or greater than white-tailed deer.
>>203915310Make me, trannie.
What the fuck are these threads anymore? Why is this shit allowed?
>>203915456Former meth head, and I live in a house with a foundation.
>>203915510you wouldn't get it
Do multiple growlights stack when it comes to potency? If I have two lights the same distance from the plant instead of one, will it be stronger or does it just function as more area covered?
>>203915335just go to law school retard
>>203915270
>move into aunt and uncle's old apartment since it's cheap and I don't have to pay a deposit since we know the landlord>Aunt leaves behind two EXTREMELY neglected aloe plants>Both grown indoors with a single 60w kitchen light bulb for sustenance, one in a vase of water and nothing else, another in a bucket with no drainage>Both are essentially dead upon being "gifted" them (read: left behind)>Set one outside (in late April where it still gets down into the 20s at night) and the other one on the counter top corner with intentions to toss both away>Forget about both for months due to life>Outside yesterday checking my boxwood and Barberry shrublets>aloe growingI already have two aloe plants but I kinda feel obliged to take care of them at this point. Literal months of being treated like trash and their response is to just go "fuck you" and keep growing anyway.
>>203915335You can just get an MBA and go into finance instead
This is a really great thread about television and movies
>>203915500Reading comprehension, you druggie. Also, lifestyle and dietary changes will ensure that you don't die from cardiac arrest in the next five years, you morbidly obese degenerate
>>203915562Fuck that trannie in particular with the big man feet.
>>203915642No you, trannie.
I'm a man.
>>203915734And every nightI shut my eyesSo I don't have to see the light
>>203915747
>>203915256I watched half of it anon judging by the score cowboys barely pulled off that win when they usually stomp all over the giants. Cowboys are fucking sorry this year there’s definitely some internal conflict going on plus you got Jerry jones talking about dick sizes of his players on an Instagram live tf?
>>203915281Not a fan I tried a vodka martini and couldn’t finish it just wasn’t my thing and I like the James Bond movies.
BYE PEDOPHILES
>>203915983I really wish he'd markypost on camera instead of the most impotent way possible.
