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1st for full frame Argento cut
First for A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
>>203925696Literally who?
>6 days until Oct 3rd
Watch Oddity
unfilmable horror novels?
>>203925857Obligitory.
>>203925696Alright lads, let's do this. I've been watching a movie a day all September and reviewing them so I'm always looking for new suggestions. What is your: >Favorite classic>Favorite slasher flick>Favorite zombie flick>Favorite monster movie>Favorite new movie (last 5-10 years)>Favorite comedy horror>Favorite "bad" horror movieFeel free to answer all or some! I plan on watching 2-3 movies today and drinking beers while shitposting with the lads. Any fun plans for the night?
>>203925696>Pic relatedOne of Argento's kinoest scenes. Based OP.
>>203925917>Favorite classicDefine this first.
>>203925857Aren’t there a bunch of mainstream movies about this like Sleepers, Apt Pupil, etc
>>203925899If Skinamarink and Lake Mungo linked up they could do it.The former is basically the Navison recording anyways, I just wish you could fucking see what was happening
>>203925857
>>203925739Heather or Pat?
>>203926249Heather without a doubt.
>>203925917>Favorite classicTexas Chainsaw Massacre.>Favorite slasher flickTexas Chainsaw Massacre 3. >Favorite monster movieTexas Chainsaw Massacre 4: The Next Generation.>Favorite new movie (last 5-10 years)Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022).>Favorite comedy horrorTexas Chainsaw Massacre 2.>Favorite "bad" horror movieTexas Chainsaw Massacre 3D.
>>203926203It is the barest bones of a skeleton of the Navison(?) Record. Really it is it's own think, stinkymarink. A fine film but not HoL. Lake Mungo has that bitter core of true love in it, but you could then argue Interstellar is HoL too. It's not just about the weird or /hor/ stuff. The structure of the book can't be replicated in film.>>203926230/v/'s favorite novel, no doubt.
>>203925799She's cuter as a brunette, but this works too.
https://vocaroo.com/1f1u23I2Zl3i
>>203925917>Any fun plans for the night?drinking and shitposting
>>203926140Either "classic" in terms of age or "classic" in terms of reception history. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) is a classic. >>203926286based
How bad is this, really?Asking because everyone keeps calling Never Let Go Halle Berry's "first forage into the horror genre"
Reminder to watch Robin RedbreastIt's a huge influence on Wicker Man and what Wicker Tree should've been
>>203926778It's solid for what it is but it made light of genital mutilation so it got "removed".
>>203926749Is Suspiria acceptable as classic?
horror relatedwhat does /hor/ intend to play this october?never played Until Dawn, looks comfy
>>203925917Without putting much thought into this, I’d say>Halloween (1978)>Friday the 13th Part VI>28 Days Later>Tremors>Bone Tomahawk>Gremlins 2>House on Haunted Hill (1999)
>>203927006I finished the RE1 remake a couple weeks ago and I’m close to being done with RE0 now(I think). I will probably play either Code Veronica or the RE2 remake next
>>203926983Yeah, I think that counts--haven't seen it, I'll give it a watch for sure>>203927031Goddamn I love Gremlins 2
>>203927006I always play this in late October. It is a perfect Halloween game.
>3 more days until Octoberwatch The Vampire Lovers
>>203927006Until Dawn is fucking garbo, have fun. Might replay Darkwood, dunno. Not really in the mood for videos game.
>>203925739WELCOME TO PRIME TIME BITCH
When will horror movies be this artistic and beautiful again? Or is the genre forever doomed to be gimmicky schlock?
>>203926249Pattie, no question
>>203927006Clive Barkers Undyinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy2eYsuH3xw
>>203927480
>>203927332Pic not related btw
>>203927332The Others was very artistic and beautiful imo
>>203925917>Favorite classicSuspiria.>Favorite slasher flickHalloween (1978)>Favorite zombie flickThe Beyond>Favorite monster movieNight of the Demon>Favorite new movie (last 5-10 years)Couldn't think of one.>Favorite comedy horrorDellamorte Dellamore>Favorite "bad" horror movieAlso couldn't think of one, everything i like i think is good.
>>203925917>Favorite classicPeeping Tom. I only heard about this from Scream 4 when I was in high school and watched it on Vimeo. It actually predated Psycho and it's a very solid voyeur-slasher. Too bad the prudish Brits slagged against it and destroyed the director's career; he couldn't find work again. >Favorite slasher flickYou're Next. It's not technically a slasher but it has so many elements that emulate it and the Final Girl is my favorite. She's not a Mary Sue and had to damn well fight for every victory. >Favorite zombie flick28 Days Later. I liked the idea of zombies that can run; the first half of the movie was great but the second half sucked. >Favorite monster movie1982 Cat People though I view it as a supernatural romance tragedy>Favorite new movie (last 5-10 years)It Follows>Favorite comedy horrorThe Monster Squad>Favorite "bad" horror movieTroll
>>203927006I'm playing the Shadow Hearts games (plus Koudelka)
>>203925917>The Vampire Lovers>Black Christmas>Return of the Living Dead>Cloverfield>Crimson Peak>Eight Legged Freaks>Cthulhu Mansion
Is Pet Semetary 2 a “bad” horror movie? It’s been a decade at least since I last watched it but I remember loving that movie as a kid. I think it was the first time I realized “oh shit Mr Krabs is in real movies too”
>>203925917>Favorite classicGhostwatch>Favorite slasher flickFather's Day>Favorite zombie flickShatter Dead>Favorite monster movieShin Godzilla>Favorite new movie (last 5-10 years)Eyes of my Mother or Blood Punch>Favorite comedy horrorPsychos In Love>Favorite "bad" horror movieModern Vampires
>>203927945It's corny but definitely not bad
>>203927945It's great in a Texas Chainsaw -> Texas Chainsaw 2 kind of way
>>203927945the violence and gore is toned down. I feel like it's a horror for kidsbut still not bad, different but comfy
>>203925696Need something actually scary. I've been watching horror for so long basically nothing spooks me. The only thing that made me uncomfortable in recent years was Fake Documentary Q.
>>203928501Your mom's sex tape
>>203928614kill yourself brownie
>>203928701You first underageb&
>>203927628>>Favorite classic>Suspiria.My man.
>>203928778
>>203925799Why did everyone sleep on this movie? One of the best horror movies of the year so fae
>>203929172It was fine. I enjoyed it but forgot about it the next day pretty much
That zombie comedy from the guys who did Turbo Kid and Summer of 84 was pretty fucking terrible. Nice looking zombies but aggressively unfunny.
>HÄXAN (1922)>BLACK SUNDAY (1960)>IL DEMONIO (1963)>VIY (1967)>THE WITCHES (1967)>ROSEMARY’S BABY (1968)>THE GIRL ON THE BROOMSTICK (1972)>SUSPIRIA (1977)>ALISON’S BIRTHDAY (1981)>THE WITCHES (1990)>THE CRUCIBLE (1996)>SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH (1996)>WITCH MADNESS (1999)>THE LOVE WITCH (2016)Witchbros are eating good next month
>>203929485The Witches kind of fucking sucks
>>203929485i love witches , i've come to learn . literally my favorite horror monster/creature
>>203929485>no Hocus Pocus
>>203929634>i love witches , i've come to learn And they love us
>>203929728more grimores for ladies
>>203925917>ClassicThe Evil Dead>SlasherBlood Rage>Zombie flickBurial Ground>New movie (last 5-10 years)Terrifier 2>Comedy horrorBlood Diner>"Bad" horror movieTruth or Dare: A Critical Madness (Actually a masterpiece, it just looks like a bad movie)
>>203927006Blood, Signalis, Teleglitch, Stasis
Tonight's film: Dead Snow 2
>Favorite classicThe Thing (1982)>Favorite slasher flickMy Bloody Valentine (1981)>Favorite zombie flickTrain to Busan>Favorite monster movieThe Blob (1988)>Favorite new movie (last 5-10 years)The Void>Favorite comedy horrorBraindead>Favorite "bad" horror movieDeep Blue Sea 3
>>203930351>My Bloody Valentine (1981)Gotta watch that, thanks for the reminder.
>>203925917>Favorite "bad" horror moviepic related
>>203930641forgot picsheexh I'm such a dumbass
>>203930697Kino
>>203927006FaithHarvester Phantasmagoria 2
>>203929128Nice, have a higher res version from her website.
>>203927767>the first half of the movie was great but the second half sucked.This is what most zombie movies are like. Second half gets bogged down by drama and shit.>>Favorite new movie (last 5-10 years)>It FollowsEw.
>>203929728Men and females both had rougher looking skin back then due to higher testosterone.
It Follows is great and only filters plebs
>>203929972>>Zombie flick>Burial GroundThis was pretty good. Some of the camera angles and shots in the game legit looked like Resident Evil 1 with the fixed camera angles. And the setting of the film too looked like the RE1 mansion. >Truth or Dare:This was pretty good, too bad about the woke casting but the movie was solid.
>>203929485I love witches so much. Criterionbros better take advantage of all this kino next month.
>>203925917>What is your:>>Favorite classicDon't Look Now>>Favorite slasher flickNY Ripper>>Favorite zombie flickRE: Retribution>>Favorite monster movieDog Soldiers>>Favorite new movie (last 5-10 years)The Conjuring 2>>Favorite comedy horrorI don't watch comedy, not a fag>>Favorite "bad" horror movieidk
>>203931220Shit film, and part of the of the downfall of modern mainstream but artsy but not too mainstream slightly homosexual but not full gay horror.
bleh!
>>203931320>I love witches so much.What kind? The ones that supposedly know magic or just girls over 30?
>>203931437Nah
>35 Days Until Halloween
>>203931402>likes the Conjuring movies>not a faglmao
>>203931474>NahThis you? Movie is for hipster soifags
>>203931619Forgot image
>>203931578What?
>>203931619You’re so behind
>>203931646Yeah that is definitely how people that liked It Follows when it came out look today. Some type of millenumale cuck
It Follows is for people who respect women.
>>203931690What?
>>203931737Don’t worry about it never leaves the house bro
>>203931646>this is an ugly male according to /hor/
>>203931788Who? Me?
>>203931838It is the way he is dressed and his hormones. Reeks of soifaggotry.
>>203931151>FilenameYeah she is.>>203931402>NY RipperBased.
>>203931690And you're gay lolProbably poor
Why you guys not didn't tell me about this one?
>>203932196you're inadequate
>>203931788I leave the house, but once I leave all I see is mediocrity, so meh. Even if I lived in the Drake mansion area, I could walk 15 mins in any direction and it is mediocrity.
>>203932282im retired at 30 bro
>>203932350i'm so sorry
>>203931402>The Conjuring 2Farmiga makes anything watchable.
>>203931519She’s getting tinier the closer we get!
>>203932357don't be. most people have no idea how retiring under 40 is like. all most people know is slavery.
>>203932273Because it's retarded shit.
>>203932384It wasn't her that made the film but the casting and the director and the whole project. It was a serious tone film on a classic trope and modernized and done well and not low budget.
>>203932384>>203932545She was a good choice. And Patrick Wilson too.
>>203931727There are a lot of women I don't respect and I like It Follows. Can you adjust your equation for me?
>>203932718>There are a lot of women I don't respect and I like It Follows.Only Men can be respected.
>>203932760I don't respect most men and there are some women I do respect
>>203932412Smaller girls are cuter anyways
>>203932777>I don't respect most menSame. I think like 70% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck and the top 10% own like 90% of all wealth. I think only like 5% of men are worthy of admiration. But no, can't respect women. You cannot respect something that did not build the infrastructure.
>>203932838I don't understand what any of what you just said has to do with respecting people. Your parameters are wildly different than mine.
>>203932777Also, especially not in todays environment. The woman you do respect, I am sure they were born in a different time. Now that girls are "independent" as long as there are men to maintain the infrastructure, they feel they don't need men and their true nature has come out.
>>203932925You do know that the division of labor is such that 99% of the people who have the knowledge to execute the building of infrastructure are not those who actually build the infrastructure, right?
>>203931250I'm not sure we're talking about the same Truth or Dare movie
>>203932924>Your parameters are wildly different than mine.I understand, but you have to look at statistics. Only 10% of men, 20% at best, are born good looking, which is the most important thing. Then after looks, it is being born rich. These people are born without any resentment and any negative emotions that will make them envious people. These people, go through life being better than the majority of people. You have to understand, when you are a bottom 70% male, nothing you do ever matters. Your wife never wanted you when she was in her prime (girls only want top 10% men) and only went with you after she saw her biological clock ticking. Your son will be a loser like you. These majority of people, the bottom 70% men, harbor of a lot of bad emotions and attitude that make them not worthy of respect.
>>203933047I am talking about the newest one?Like it came out very recently. It is similar to Smile and It Follows.
>>203932924Last night, I was reading youtube comments and I got a glimpse into the mind of the majority of men. They say things like "oh we have to work hard to attract women" or "we have to work on ourselves" and pretty much just work and suffer through life, while top 10% men never had to work for anything. So these bottom 90% men, with their jealousy and resentment at the top 10%ers, are they worthy of respect if you are a top 10%?
>>203932273Because its not good.
>>203925696favourite carpenter flick? just watched vampires, really enjoyable, and funny as fuck. the thing and big trouble are my favourites btw
>>203932484I thought it was funny>>203933169I thought it was good
>>203933099Oh I gotcha, this is Truth or Dare: A Critical Madness (1986). One of the Letterboxd reviews that sold me on watching said it was basically an entire movie of the Garbage Day scene from Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 and that's pretty close. I highly recommend to all!
>>203933069>>203933144Your perception of the world is unfixable. The fact that you think wealthy, attractive men don't harbor vicious, insatiable resentment is baffling. You speak as if life is some objective fiction that is outside of you and settled. Life is the inner turmoil and anxiety of every living, internal organism. You think that if some outside elements are "settled" that an organism is not subjected to the inner, qualitative range that defines humanity. How could that ever be possible?
>>203933240Jennifer's Body
>>203932924The comments, representing the majority of men, were bitter. That is how most men think and feel so it is hard to discuss this topic cause most people I would discuss this topic with is would be the majority of men. At least the men in that comment section was honest, most men just cope with "muh family."This is going kind of off-topic, but when you watch horror films and you see all the betamale characters, it is BECAUSE the people working on the script are betas too. People write what they know about.I was watching Friday the 13 remake, and the main girl was such a pos that she invited Jared Pakelki in to the Chads home. And i thought, "wow, who thought this script was a good idea?"
>>203933266>The fact that you think wealthy, attractive men don't harbor vicious, insatiable resentment is baffling.No, they do, but AT LEAST they are attractive and wealthy, so they have less other negative emotions. Get it? Would you rather be average looking and poor or attractive and wealthy? Attractive and wealthy is better because that person can pull himself out of negative if he wants to.
You guys aren't arguing with known homosexual npm again are you.
>>203933258
>>203933286The fact that you think women aren't bitter, hateful, spiteful creatures is baffling. Your perception of the world is unfixable.>>203933331The fact that you think that outside circumstances equate to a negative instantiation of inner potential is baffling. The fact that you think that a rabidly bitter and resentful human can suddenly become not so merely by thinking "well I'm rich and wealthy" is utterly baffling. You're telling me you have no real grasp of the human condition.
>>203933266Look, all I know is it is different world when you are unattractive. And rich too. I don't know how those that are not live, but I imagine that when they gain some self-awareness and find out they are the "leftover men" that are only good for marriage, I just know these men harbor a lot of resentment inside them.
>>203927006I might do Resident Evil 7, Half-Life They Hunger mod, maybe Resident Evil Village, not sure yet could use some recommendations.
>>203933392>The fact that you think women aren't bitter, hateful, spiteful creatures is baffling. YoOh, they are, only after signs of aging show. Before that, they are the most fun creatures and can take a lot of teasing and fun and challenge.
Jennifer's Body is great but Lisa Frankenstein is even better
>>203933258You should also watch My Sweet Satan by Jim Van Bebber. It's a short film from the guy who made Deadbeat At Dawn
>>203933458Cute
>>203933471Based, thanks for the rec. I have been meaning to watch Deadbeat At Dawn as well
>>203933392>The fact that you think that a rabidly bitter and resentful human can suddenly become not so merely by thinking "well I'm rich and wealthy" is utterly baffling.I did not say that, I said the rich and wealthy guy can have options to not be bitter and resentful while the poor guy is just, well, poor. Also there really is ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside. When I see younger girls today and even if they are pretty on the outside, I can read their emotions and they harbor a lot of hate. Hate at what? Resentment at what? That is a whole other subject.
>>203925917>Favorite classicThe Texas Chain Saw Massacre>Favorite slasher flickScream, since I already used TCM.>Favorite zombie flickReturn of the Living Dead>Favorite monster movieGodzilla (1954)>Favorite new movie (last 5-10 years)Terrifier 2>Favorite comedy horrorGremlins>Favorite "bad" horror movieIdk, maybe Sledgehammer.
>>203933404Everything is different for everyone. You've said nothing.>>203933436Your inclination to make broad, blanket statements regarding individuals of an immense variety indicates to me that your worldview is heavily skewed and faulty.
>>203931165It Follows had a very strong first half. It was a good slow burn; very few modern movies can built up the tension and creeping dread. The second half I agree was dog shit, but to be fair, these were teenage kids and they really couldn't strategize anything effective.
>>203933266Like you can look at someone and read them, you know that right? Go look at unattractive men or poor people (not that I judge and check out men, but I still have eyes), they all carry this heavy negative energy that resonates off them. And with regards to actresses, especially all the ones under 25, you can read this angriness they have in them. (probably cause their careers is tied to their looks and there is an endless amount of girls turning 18 that wants to be an actress.)
>>203933528>can have options to not be bitter and resentfulBack to my point. You can't separate outside circumstances from the inner world. If a person is subsumed with bitterness and resentment, there is no physical switch to shut that off. The same can be said for most of the intense psychological dispositions all humans are subjected to. I'm going to stop replying now because I feel like my point has been illustrated.
>>203933266Why are you responding to that retard instead of reporting him? You should know better, Garlic Salt. Don't contribute to his off-topic thread derailments.
>>203933570>Everything is different for everyone. You've said nothing.I just know it is better to be rich and good looking, and this is not even with relations to adulthood. Your life, at birth, literally starts better. Teachers treat you better, female classmates treat you better, you spend the first 18 years of your life living a life most men cannot even fathom and that money cannot buy. What is there for you to argue with?
>>203933570>your worldview is heavily skewed and faulty.Your worldview is probably heavily skewed towards work and towards the average. Like how you can say I am wrong? Being above average compared to everyone puts you in a better spot and less likely to be a spiteful person. I don't get it, that is just how it works. Go to poor areas and check out their supermarkes and people and parking lots, and then go to a nice area.
>>203933623You have no idea the absolute inhumanities that attractive and successful people willingly subject themselves to in order to "maintain." They toss aside all humanity. They are nothing BUT bitterness. This conversation began in the realm of "who should be respected." Those men should not. It's that easy.>>203933663See above. The goalposts have been slowly shifting away from "those who deserve reverence" to "those who 'society' regards more favorably." I'm re-centering. See my conclusion above. Good luck with life. I sincerely mean that.
>>203933724Why are you responding to the off topic bait? Are you retarded?
>>203933609>The second half I agree was dog shit,This for sure.First half did some good moment, but overall, after all the hype, and this movie came out around the time reddit and online communities exploded, it was not as good as the hype said it was.
I've been reading a new book called Millennial Nasties. It's about the torture porn and torture porn-adjacent movies from the 2000s. I'm about 2/3 of the way through so far and it's a breezy little read, not bad so far.
>>203925917>>Favorite comedy horrorJennifer's Body
>>203933765Based Jigsaw themed cover
>>203930026Is the first one decent?
>>203933750It's board culture.It is regular anons talking to each other. stfu
>It's a "namefag attention seeker replies to NPM's off topic autism and has a thread derailing off topic discussion with him" episodeHoly kino, this is some Lynchian levels of autism right here
>>203927006Until Dawn is great.Not playing anything myself though because my PC died.
Final point of clarity: not all attractive, wealthy men are not deserving of reverence. Nor are all "unattractive, poor" people deserving. The criteria must be nuanced and meaningful. Superficial criteria are not the determinates of these things, but they are factors that influence the determinates. If you can't disentangle those dialectics then you shouldn't be a part of the conversation.
>>203933724>You have no idea the absolute inhumanities that attractive and successful people willingly subject themselves to in order to "maintain.Why wouldn't they? Attractive people have always dressed better. And rich people too.
>>203933808Get a life you fucking retard. You spend your entire days spamming our threads with shit nobody cares about. You are throwing your life away like a retarded bitch. Talk about horror movies or fucking die.
Blessing this thread
What are some good children's horror? I want to watch some horror with my kids, ages 8 and 4. These fuckers used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid. Ernest Scared Straight and Hocus Pocus seems age appropriate but don't know what else.
>>203933855This sexy killer girl, there is a girl on my social media, she is 19, and already looks like this girl. It is hilarious.
>>203933840Faggot, you don't need to get the "final word." You are encouraging the retard to spam more. Stop acting like a fucking moron.
>>203933859Little Monsters was one I loved as a kid. I don't really remember much from it though
>>203933877Garlic Faggot has officially become one of our worst posters alongside NPM, the Spongebob gay porn man, and the cock lodge guy now
>>203933840>Final point of clarity: not all attractive, wealthy men are not deserving of reverence.Obviously not all, but you are pulling at unicorns.
>>203933859The Monster Squad would fit with those nicely.
>>203933800The author made a chart about how every film in the book shares directors/producers/actors etc with the SAW films, it's kind of neat
>>203933859>good children's horror?I don't watch children's horror, but I remember Halloween Town was good. and Monster House.
>>203933760I still like it for the fact it addressed being inflicted with a curse and how you have to pass it down the chain and that you were on borrowed time.
>>203933935Saw really did make a massive splash in the horror genre.
>>203933935Still haven't watched Sorority Row or the Sorority massacre series. A bunch of girls in a house doesn't interest me, too much estrogen. Not a fan of soi
>>203933808>board culture is relentlessly derailing threads with a niche faggot topicLiterally kill yourself.
>>203933949The movie was bad.Truth or Dare was betterand Smile.
It seems like some people got upset.
>>203933894Who are you? The hall monitor? lmao
>>203933859Gremlins
What's your favorite arthouse horror kino?Gay A24 slop doesn't count lmao
>>203933971Yeah we know you're not interested in women, you didn't need to tell us again. Everybody knows.
Am I the SpongeBob gay porn man?
>>203933970Yeah, James Wan had quite an impact on horror for the last 20 years. Will he be remembered akin to Wes Craven or John Carpenter?
>>203934054No, you are the Rugrats gay porn man
>>203934054Are you the Christcuck who spammed literal gay porn of Spongebob here? If not, no
>>203934026Nobody wants you spamming off-topic shit either. You're a regular poster, you should know how to not act like a retard. Being a tripfag isn't going to make people excuse you spamming off topic shit. We don't like you enough for that.
Tonight, after that Zaslav can gut Cartoon Network completely
>>203934031Does this count? I don't really think about labels that much
>>203934027Do your parents know you have AIDS npm? I imagine it was a relief for them knowing their limp wristed little queer son didn't much longer to live.
>>203934122Calm down, redditor.Just press the "downvote" button on the bottom of the post.
>"We"
>>203934092>the hall monitor is mad lol
>>203934148Shut up faggot. You repeat the same three jokes on loop for hours every single day. What is wrong with you? So you acknowledge that this isn't normal human behavior? You act like a freak.
>>203934094kek I've been shilling this all year and I'm gonna miss it cause of work. It's coming out one episode a week though so guess I can catch up.
>>203934190>Sodo*
>>203934092Here, you dropped this, Simpsons Halloween Edition
>>203934148Kek notice how he doesnt deny it? He probably just got finished with some repulsive homosexual act before spamming the thread - really makes your skin crawl.
>>203934179Why is spamming the horror general with non-horror shit that funny to you? Do you really need attention that bad? Were your old posts not getting enough replies?>>203933894I thought he was just being an idiot but apparently he's doing it on purpose. He wants to be the new NPM I guess.
>>203934090When did that happen? I must have been absent that thread
>>203934092>We don't like you enough for that.>we
I watch it for she.
>>203934336They cute
>>203934261>He probably just got finished with some repulsive homosexual act before spamming the threadProbably, have you read the post about the gay man who bathed in poop and said the smell absorbed into his skin but his family couldn't smell it?
>>203934336NPM and Garlic Salt after their wedding. So wholesome <3
Reminder, if you want to make /hor/ usable and free of homosexuality/spam, filter these words>Hall Monitor, BBC, cuck, reddit, roastie, walled, black cock, black cum, bc, af, sus, kek, bruh, african, dei, redditor, tag, lil bro, /horror, simp, blacked, cucked. ass juice, knot, nightbitch, swallowNames to filter>Garlic Salt, Creepythinman There you go, now you can discuss horror without getting AIDS >>203934335About a week ago or soHe got pissed over Alucarda and started sperging out. Also, you should watch Alucarda, it's actually pretty good
>>203933894>>203934122>>203934190i'm sick of this this queer hall monitor shit we had this past year or 2 , you are literally worse than any fucking troll we have here , acting like a fucking woman, /hor/s biggest problem has always been taking every fucking bait it could conceivably take seriously, like you've never been to this site before. I'll gladly take every new troll and every new waifu fag or whatever dumb-shit that can spawn here over your faggotry
>>203933859Obviously the Universal Monsters
>>203934417You're responding to multiple people, retard. Nice job being the hall monitor though.
>>203934417>nooo please let me discuss black dicks please I promise it's actually based and totally not gayNo lmao>>203933784Is that actually good or are you an autistic faggot like the Swallow guy?
>>203934404Maybe I’ll download Alucarda later. I’ve seen in mentioned here a ton lately but know nothing about it. My friend wants me to watch “The Void” after I said he should see Re-Animator and From Beyond. Is The Void any good?
>>203934404BasedI'll add Alucarda to my Oct list since the only actual poster in here (besides Cabin Anon) is recommending it.
>>203934379Garlic Salt, your new bogeyman, huh, eh cucky?
Any man who claims to speak for another has just revealed to you how foolish he is.
>>203934522What encouraged you to go down your new shitposter arc? I remember you used to post about horror instead of spamming.
>>203934465Not that anon, but I put off watching Jennifer's Body for years because I thought it would be shit but it was actually pretty good. Diablo Cody's writing isn't going to be for everyone though.
>>203934567>Diablo Cody's writing isn't going to be for everyone though.Have you seen her new movie? Kinda want to watch because Kat New looks cute in it.
>>203934417>queer hall monitor>acting like a fucking woman>redditorProbably all 3 of those irl
For the record, I've read most of Nietzsche's catalog, too, and yet I'm not a simp to the superficial misunderstanding of the idea of the Uberman.
>gay chucky series got cancelled>no post in here even mentioning itLmao damn. How did things get so bad for Chuckybros? He's never been my favorite slasher but I feel bad for them.
Is /hor/ unironically the most low IQ general? I don't mean the genre, I mean this generalWhen NPM tried spamming /film/, he was laughed out right away and never returned. Other spammers get treated the same way. That nigga poster guy is being ignored completely, anyone who replies to him just tells him to kill himself. Most of the spammers there stop as they get no (You)s besides their own samefagging (You)sMeanwhile in /hor/, NPM has been spamming for over a year now and you faggots just let it happen. Everyone just keeps feeding his ass (You)s, some even try to encourage him and have discussions with him. Some faggots here even defend him, claiming his homosexual fantasies are actually "based". This general is a fucking joke nowadays, which is sad, as this place used to be great. The spammers here even make it easy, they use the same words in every post, or even tripfag, so you can filter them, yet everyone replies anyway. Does anyone here even fucking watch horror, or is this just the Indian homosexual fantasy general now? It's grim what this general has become
>>203934676>>no post in here even mentioning itWhy would it? I stopped watching Season 2 or half way through S1 when the gayness went over the top. I am sure the hall monitor mentioned it a couple of times though
>>203934686Here, you dropped this
>>203934676wtf it really can canned??
>>203934644for sure.
>>203934417Lol I'm not even the one who gets wound up by him. But every time he details with woman aging, he should be reminded that nobody is being mind warped into thinking homo anal shit sex is normal.
>>203934770Not impressed with this movie.Good hype. Very mediocre was the result.
>>203934822No, you are him lol
>>203934686I should just leave desu. I'd have better luck talking about horror in other threads than here, where anything you post triggers hours of unrelated ESL spam. I think a lot of the actual horror posters left because the jannies don't check in on this general unless there's porn.
>>203934826I made this webm and did not consent to it being reposted by a monkeypoxx ridden queer.
>>203934676good , i loved chuckers. better he be free from that queer shit
>>203934614Hell yes, Lisa Frankenstein is awesome
>>203934826I don’t know what that has to do with Chucky getting cancelled but okThat show was indeed gay as fuck but I did somewhat still enjoy it. Chucky is still really good in it. I was getting kinda tired of Tilly’s character by the end of it though
>>203934854Unironically I agreeWe should just leave and discuss horror in other threads. I've made non-/hor/ horror threads on /tv/ before and have gotten way better replies than in this fucking shithole. Even /film/ has better horror discussionAnd as you said, the Jannies barely care about this general. You can spam shit for hours and they rarely delete it. I think they gave up on it and only do it some times to look good. This general is beyond ruined now, sometimes dead is better>Inb4 one of our ESLs replies with "hall monitor" or "reddit"
>>203934676Only horror anthologies make sense as tv shows.There's no way to stretch out a horror into a series without it being lame. It needs a monster of the week at least.
>>203933859I would stick with animated Halloween specials and maybe Are You Afraid of the Dark? When your oldest turns 10, watch Hellraiser with them.
>>203935018Hellraiser is a sex pervert movie
Lauren LaVera is insanely hot man.
>>203935081Who?
>>203934972I get it's annoying but it's like one or twice a week and he eventually goes to sleep so it's never 24/7.Damn I've got so many good recs from chad anons with like 3k movies under their belt. Hard to belive I once checked rotten tomatoes ratings.
>>203935065Yes, I watched it when I turned 10 and so should every kid.
>>203934924was that a film that came out this year? Phoneposting sorry, red pill me on it
>>203934972I'm gonna do my part and make other horror threads. Already made a good one.
>>203935065Clive would never make something perverted, how fucking dare you ?
>>203925857Can't belive there's still no big budget Cthluhu adaption. He must be the biggest pop culture character without one.I would just mangle the stories together as if it was one tale.
>>203935097That tranny from Terrifier 2
>>203935139and now you're here
>>203935163It's another Diablo Cody joint, it's about this 80s goth cutie that accidentally brings this dead guy back to life and she has to hide him from her family but he keeps fucking around and killing people and it's really funny. The soundtrack is awesome too, this was one of my favorite movies this year.
>/hor/ gets warned to keep the general around the Halloween season only>"NOOOOO IT HAS TO BE ALL YEAR AHHHHH FUCK YOU!">The general gets ruined by pajeets and troons spamming interracial and homosexual fantasies >"HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID NOBODY WARN US!"Any good horror films about irony?
>>203934924Might watch it for October.
Finally got around to watching this. Pretty solid. Plot sort of falls apart if you scrutinize it a little too hard, but it's solid and a fun enough watch. Social commentary slightly annoying but you can't escape that shit these days
Watching The Void
>>203935397The past two Octobers have been putrid for /hor/ so it's not really a good example.
>>203935400>. Social commentary slightly annoying but you can't escape that shit these daysThat's actually just how detroit is
>>203935410Its breddy alright, worth a watch.
>>203935081Yeah. For a 40 year old Mexican lady.
>>203935410I fell asleep in the middle of it the other night. The cover promises Lovecraftian horror with strange, interdimensional beings but all I caught was a bunch of NBC primetime drama between the characters.
>>203935425Never this bad, this is the worst /hor/ has ever been
>>203935433Oh, no, that part was kind of funny, and the police treating the girl like a crazy homeless person. I'm talking about the dialogue about how men can just barge into things and blah blah whatever the was going on about.
>>203934094Fuck no, theres still part 2, Tomie, Remina and motherfucking Black Paradox, to adapt.
>>203935467Calm down. You’re just mad cause it isn’t only 80’s movies being discussed anymore.
>>203935467Almost entirely because of one poster. October will be a combination of the awfulness of October/hor/ plus the ESL spam we're experiencing currently. It's going to be awful.
>>203935476Bill Skarsgaard is the most suspicious guy of all time in that movie I can't blame a woman for being guarded around him
>>203935425kek, sad but true.Also Uzumaki-finally-here-hype-train.jpg.
Enough with the gay arguing, here's a rec for the thread.
>>203935532Based
>>203935532Sounds more like a comedy.
>>203935466I don’t think I’ve ever fell asleep while watching a movie. I can’t even sleep with music lightly playing in the background off my phone, and I’ve tried many times.
>>203932350sounds like a moral failure
>>203935521You're absolutely not wrong. He's got the face of a rapist.
>>203935583Yeah I don't understand how falling asleep while watching a movie is apparently such a common occurrence on the internet. Unless all these people are watching every movie while hammered and lying in bed then I think a lot of them are lying/exaggeratering.
>>203935486They probably killed 2/3 of the animators from over exhaustion just trying to finish part 1. I'd be surprised if we got more.
>>203935644>>203935583I fall asleep watching movies all the time, even if it's a really good movie. Sometimes if I get too comfortable it's just over bros.
>>203935644I had a small dosage of a benzodiazepine in me. I don't usually fall asleep while watching a movie I've never seen.
>>203935705I've purposefully tried to do this and I can't unless I close my eyes and put in the effort to fall asleep. Would have to turn the movie down too.
Oh sweet this movie has the worst twin peaks villain in it
>>203935486>theres still part 2They're splitting into parts?
>>203935644The average woman is 5’3 and 175 pounds.
>>203935855They are doing 4 eps of 22 minutes and the trailers only show around the maternity bit...either that or this is gonna be the worst adaptation of anything ever.
>>203935797Boomer
Ok fuck it. I'm firing it up from the beginning again. Let's do this.
>>203936219Halloween by John Carpenter?
>>203933392And let's be honest, the hall monitor is definitely not a top 10%er. When you type in "hall pass" on google, you get images of nerds
>>203936311How are you still going after 2 hours? Are you slow?
>>203936219The void? It’s pretty damn kino so far
>>203936351kek
>>203936364A few days ago I wanted to buy The Void on blu ray and quickly learned that it's out of print and about $100 on eBay now
>>203936351I just joined this lolJust got home from work
>>203936524Lmao okay buddy. Whatever you say.
>>203936486If you have a region-free player, there's region B releases of itThere's the DVD too if you're fine with that
Starting this now because both the original and this were posted over on free-movies today. Don't remember ever seeing it, but my memory plays tricks on me some times.
>>203936661ill check this out tonight
>>203936661Larry Cohen fun. Plus you get to see the legend Sam Fuller acting.
>>203936592Hmm I might need to consider that, there's a few other OOP region A movies like Sleepaway Camp 2 and Just Before Dawn that are also easier to find in region B
>>203936364Yeah I'm remembering now. It gets to the action pretty quick and throws some wild curve balls at you pretty consistently. So far so good.
Oof. She looks unrecognizable now.
>>203936759Time ravaged her. She was great in RE2 the movie. Pretty much the only character related to the games.
>>203936759Silence homosexual
>>203936788Speaking of scream queens, here is one the wall destroyed.
>>203936832
>>203936832Rhea Seahorn?
>>203936875Is that her name? She was in Species.
>>203936957Nah, Natasha Henstridge according to reverse search
>>203936832Are they related?
Ummm /hor/?>>203937018
>>203927006What I play every October.
>>203936832Not as repulsive as a man who enjoys having his anus destroyed (you) (yuck)
>>203937057Don't link to my comfy Critters thread in this autistic shithole please.
Baking new threadWill post once bump limit hits in this one
>>203937057I love horror movies and Jesus Christ.
>>203937112You're a literal homosexual
Any high school horror movies? I enjoyed Cutting Class and the one with Elijah Woods.
>>203937162Cherry Falls
>>203937057>>203937092>npm is in my thread nowI'm not even joking that I hate you. I hope you have an awful October you piece of shit.
>>203937201>Cherry FallsCool, might put that on tonight
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>>203937087Booba
>>203936832idk she's uber milfy now
>>203936100easily the best out of all those movies
>>203936705>Larry Cohen funpersonally I think this is one of his worst or less amusing movies. the main villain is laughably bad>Sam Fuller actingthe best thing about that movie. big grin every time he was on screen, the man knew what kind of movie he was doing
>>203937559Haven't seen every Universal Monster movie but at the moment it's my favorite. Jack Griffin is one of my new favorite villains.
>>203937705creature from the black lagoon stands alongside it but the rest are only just okay imo
>>203937674Oh yeah he's my favourite part of the movie as well.
>>203936661>>203936705>>203937674>>203937856About 45 mins in, I remember this now. Saw it over 20 years ago I think. Bad pacing, shitty acting, bonus points for loli vamps though.
