What an AWFUL last season, they totally whiffed it.
I didn't watch the last season. No for any particular reason, it just didn't happen.
>>203977007man their faces crack me up
>>203977007Honestly the whole thing seems corny and dated.I re-watched season 1 after almost 25 years and the dialog and "slang" usage is atrocious. The women are easy on the eyes though and it's dumb enough fun I guess so I stuck with it. On S02E03 now and Spike has just entered the equation.
>>203977007Just watch Angel season five instead.
>>203977007How many threads do you buffy cucks need?
>>203977627>How many Buffy threads u need?Enough to drown out the 2024 current year sloppa threads
>>203977578>Honestly the whole thing seems corny and dated.Yeah, it's great
>>203977826As if
>>203977704Nothing in the current year is even relevant so no need
>>203977704>sloppaTalk like a human you fucking faggot.
>>203978072He wrote, he didn't talk. You can't talk on a forum lol this guy
I don't know what they were thinking with the whole Xander leaving Anya at the alter and then her dying in the final episode in the most anti-climatic way possible. Just really weak all around.
>>203978072>>203978099Talka like a real HUMAN BEAN sloppa lover, said the clickity clacka keyboard warbride
>>203978104>Row 2 Column 1>My wolf tongue unfurls like a heavy red carpetHow did Allison Hannigan manage to hide this?
>>203978104damn eliza dushku looks hot as hell and so does willow, sarah michelle gellar should be ashamed of herself getting mogged so hard in her own show
Just watched the musical episode, now I am firmly convinced that every show should have one. Pure kino
>>203978347Carried hard by that old theatre nig
>>203978347Many tried but nobody came close
>>203978423That kiss though....
>>203978104>That Cordelia legDear fucking god it goes for miles.
what if they made Xander the go to magic guy and kept Willow as the science nerd?
>>203978615They should have given him a gun and made him the practical solutions guy, especially after they shoved a soldier into his brain that halloween episode. Hell wasnt he the one who got the rocket launcher and the c4? Just keep doing that. Make him Wesley before Wesley got to do it. Silver bullets and molotovs and shit
>>203978649that would be boring, doesn't really reflect Xander's wacky personalityRiley was that and he sucked
>>203978667Riley sucked because Riley was a shit character, not because he knew how to use a rifle.
>>203978693guns would be boring in buffy, they would be too op if they actually worked because 99% of the combat is just punching each other
>>203978736Yeah man because when Wes pulled out that fucking flamethrower it was boring as hell.
>>203977627Expect more in the months to come. Disney just made a deal to let Tubi stream the entire series for free on their website. So newfags posting about Buffy is going to be a thing for a while.
>>203978736True, guns break buffy. Unironically.
>>203978861Literally, too (see S6)
for me it's when they gear up for war carrying those massive war axes and then end up just punching the demons as usual
>>203978615>magic is dangerous addictive and hard to learn>xander reads latin from book and conjures fireLol willow a shit.
>>203978938Xander getting addicted to magic would have let them milk the 'dads an alcoholic' thing for a bit too. Would have hit harder than the neurotic jewish girl ending up with it.
>willow stops getting dicked>turns evilwhat's the message here
>>203978979dark xander wouldn't be too bad
>>203977007One thing that would have helped with the final season would have been instead of Willow being with some random girl she should have got with Faith.
for me it's The Zeppo
sarah michelle gellar kisses weirdly and its offputtingthere, i said itshe looks like shes trying to eat the other person
>>203977578The only real "problem" with latter seasons of Buffy is that they leant too heavily on real and dark subjects in a way that lacked all the good fun and levity it had in the beginning. Sure, early seasons dealt with "serious subjects" all the time but the main characters werent as affected by them. The dialog in early seasons dont bother me because its a dumb show about dumb teenagers having dumb adventures, and like you said all the girls are sexy enough to make you forgive how corny it can be.No spoilers but Buffy gets SERIOUSLY depressed for a while, and seeing her still kickflip and bounce around like crazy just doesnt mesh. The only saving grace of season 6 and 7 is Spike, who manages to avoid being a mopey retard (mostly)
>>203978861The entire premise of buffy breaks buffy. The town of sunnydale has a mortality rate of Yes.Not a single vampire in the show bothers with just wearing a chest plate, good luck staking me now fuckers.The show rides on the wave of ridiculousness perfectly for the first few seasons, but after high school it just became too adult while still being a tween show
>>203978979him struggling with being irrelevant and dabbling in forbidden magic is instantly more kino than a sociopathic dyke sperging out.Its like they made Xander leave Anya because the writers realized that he was the only character left that wasnt completely morally reprehensible
what if... vampires using guns? What if the matrix was real
>>203978104charisma won in the end
For me? Buffy/Faith
>>203980615i hate yurifags so much it's unreal
>>203980615face to face like this you can really see how much more attractive Eliza was/is. Just look at their profiles. Sarahs face just juts out like that while Elizas is straight as an arrow
Peak Seasons 1-3Good Seasons 4-6Trash Season 7
>>203981367I haven't watched 7 yet but 4 is significantly weaker than the rest until now
>>203981367I like every season, including 7. Yeah it's the weakest season but I still think it has enough redeeming qualities to make it overall enjoyable.
>>203980690Sarah's face is tilted back here whereas Eliza's isn't. Therefore it isn't a sound comparison.I gotta pull rank here. I follow scientific principles whereas you're just chomping at the bit to confirm biases.Agreed on Eliza being hotter though, just in general.
>>203981427I love S4, it's the funniest season
>>203981532Filler episodes are good but the story arc is hot garbage. That frankenstein's monster dude looks so fucking bad. How did the season 1 poverty era managed to have a random monster-of-the-week episode with a better looking bad guy than the season 4 main villain?
>>203981711the season is at least 80% monster of the week, so although the main story sucks it's also pretty easy to ignore
>>203981731Yeah but look at this dude it's fucking rad.
>>203977007Spike ruined the last season of both Angel and Buffy. They even wanted to give him Angel's prophecy.
>>203981793I Robot You Jane is my favorite episode of Season 1, hilarious and awesome and introduces best girl
>>203977007The movie is the only Buffy related thing that's worth watching.
>>203982692It's fun but no
>>203982240poor, poor Rupert
>>203977704>sloppaYou have to go back
>>203978104It's Trachtenberg for me
>>203982788
>>203982796me on the left
>>203978203Dushku mogs everyone, ESPECIALLY when she wears low cut 00s bluejeans
whiffed?
>>203982829based and dushkupilled
>>203978104>no Joyce
>>2039831363/10, torso too long
>>203978347>>203978429Buffy's musical episode works because it's actually written like a proper musical should be. Each song (barring a couple comedy ones) advances the plot and/or changes the character dynamics in a melodramatic, theatrical fashion. Then they break the spell at the end and have to deal with the fallout of it all. Once More with Feeling is easily one of the most pivotal episodes of the entire show just for how much shit happens in it.The problem with every other musical episode in a TV show since is that almost every single one is just an excuse for a fluffy, meaningless, "fun" episode where they get to show off how many cast members were on Glee. They're all pointless. Buffy still wins.
>>203983136>no abscringe
>>203979933Giwtwm
>>203982692Kristy is cuter/hotter than SMG and might actually have been a better Buffy (though it's difficult to compare 90 mins of characterisation and performance vs 7 seasons' worth), but she's about the only thing going for it. Even Rutger Hauer can't save that film.
>>203983866Pee Wee Herman was pretty gud, but all in all it was a bit of a dud.
>>203984022True, he's a fun henchman.For me though, it's Donald Sutherland phoning it in as hard as possible because he plainly doesn't care about any of this.
>>203983463It's great despiste it being a musical
>it's another "Spike carries the entire show" episode
>>203985388>It's another "Giles carries the entire show" episodeftfy
>>203985424Giles carries the first half, then Spike carries the rest
>>203985424>>203985388I wonder how many gay fanfics have been written about these two
>>203985461about 17
>>203977007Could have been better but it wasn´t bad. It resolves the main character arc, it brings in a decently good villain, Faith is back and gets some closure too. I honestly don´t know why people complain so much about the season.
>>203985509>about 17
>>203985461>I wonder how many gay fanfics have been written about these twoWhy would you wonder that?
>>203985583they seem like two characters that fujos would obsess over
>>203985610Spike/Xander is a much more popular pairing, along with Spike/Angel
>>203986119is it Spike buckbreaking Xander?
>>203982773>You have to go backgo back to where? 4chan circa 2004? fuckin gladly. unfortunately i can't because of newfags like you polluting the board
>>203986334Nah, with that mongoloid vocabulary and the cute edge you fit right in among the retards
>>203983463All musicals are bad, and the only people who enjoy them are homosexual men and wine aunts. Make an opera or make a drama, randomly switching between the two is jarring and they *all* only exist to show off how many of the cast had been previous musical theatre poofs.
>>203986430says you. and who the fuck are you. just some jizz stain
>>203986510>dis nigga doesn't like The Sound of Musicpleb
I can't watch Buffy for one reason and one reason only: I want to fuck all the women on it so badly that I feel cucked watching all these gay male characters fuck them instead. On some weird level I feel literal ownership over the women so that it's like I've been kidnapped and I'm being forced to watch a bunch of fag frat boys wander into my personal harem and fondle all my personal whores. Every time I see Buffy interested in some male character I feel something welling up inside me like when Richie Aprile says I'LL KILL YA and chases the Bevilaqua kid with the baseball bat, it's not rational, I want to kill Matthew Bevilaqua (Angel). It doesn't help that they're all clearly homosexuals in denial. If they'd just be more honest with themselves they would never have defiled my women. So it was a totally needless defilement.
>>203986573that's cringe but understandable
>>203986573Classic parasocial (antisocial) relationship
>Is called Buffy the vampire slayer>gets bitten, defeated, seduced, or falls in love with every major vampire that appears>???
>>203986680(and that's a good thing)
>>203986680Common mistake, it's actually Buffy the vampires layer
>>203986776>Buffy the vampires layerTHATS THE NAME OF THE PORNOyou can't fool me
Lots of homos in this thread. I’m going to leave before I catch a case of the gay. Later suckers.
>>203986573good thing i'm a cuck, i don't have that problem
>>203986844>Later: suckersWhy do you call it that?
>last season>Black man appears, super special origin>Buffy goes on a date with Wood, finds him attractive>Faith sleeps with him, she wants moreWas this guy someone's self-insert?
>>203986965no Joss was going through an interracial cuckold phase, this was not long after he BLACKED Fred on Angel
>>203986965He gets brutally buckbroken by Spike in the best episode of the season, so it balances out
>>203982181wrong, spike was the only good thing about them
>>203987100Dawn was surprisingly good in the last season
>>203987157Dawnie was always good
>>203987251I mean she outshined most of the main cast in Season 7
>>203986844This board has way too much feminine energy now I hate it, that’s partly why I don’t come here like I used to
>>203987465>complains>then threatens to leaveyou´re the feminine one
>>203987527Rileybros..........
>>203982788>>203982796>>203982807This is what you have to work with now. Enjoy.
>>203977007Whedon was high on 9/11 propaganda during that seasonthat's why Buffy was a depressed killjoy that had her mind in nothing but killing those terrorists/ubervamps
>>203987730What causes jaundice? Is she just drinking herself to death?Xander also ended up as an alcoholic and has mugshots.
>>203986680She just really loves being young, nubile, submissive, and vulnerable. Vampires tick all her boxes.Also, reminder that crying Buffy = best Buffy
>>203986965Whedon had a Faith spinoff in the works so he started introducing new characters in season 6-7 with that in mind
>>203987846a Faith/Illyria show would've been kino
>>203987839SMG's crying performance is unmatched, I normally find her ok looking compared to other actresses but when she starts crying... jesus
This guy was considered a villain in the 90snow bootycalls aren't even controversial and Buffy would be seen as a square for not having one night stands
>>203987827>What causes jaundice? Is she just drinking herself to death?Could be either drug or alcohol abuse, or pancreatic cancer.
>>203987934how times have changed
>>203977578Do regular students not use the library? What if a student walked in because they needed a place to study, help with a paper, or something like that
>>203988035Student body is aware that is the HQ of the scoobies, when they do come to the library it's awkward and the scoobies are like "who the fuck are you?"
>>203987730>>203987827>>203987936Take a look at the calendar you incels
>>203988120yikesshe does look sick though
>>203988120>Elton John AIDS foundation
>>203988120>Sick how?
>>203987934Wasn't part of the point that she was kind of a square then as well?Parker was definitely toying with her, but the subplot was also about how Buffy was naive for just fully throwing herself into this like he was gonna be the next vampiric love of her life
>>203988120
>>203988385>women when they hit 30
>>203988385>>203988494
>>203988120>she replies to plebs
>>203988559Back to your slop thread, ai faggot.
>>203988660Post tits
>>203988735
>Mom,mom...mommy?!
>>203988955dear god
>>203987251If we ignore Xander leaving Anya, him Spike and Dawn were the only characters at the end that hadnt shat the bed completely. Everyone else just sucked. Also why did we have to hang out with Andrew all of Season 7? What was that gay little loser dweeb meant to be to the audience? Self insert? Any self insert of mine would have created a harem out of the potentials where they would have to fight daily for bed privileges
>>203988035i always suspected that Giles protected the library with some anti-student charm
>>203977412I do that when a show has completely fallen off, and I no longer give a shit how the story ends.It's better to just cut your losses and call it a day rather than waste time on something you no longer find enjoyable.
>>203989893>Any self insert of mine would have created a harem out of the potentials where they would have to fight daily for bed privilegesRemember that dream Xander has that one episode?That's what I'd do, unironically.
Xander is my favorite character
>>203991758Who had it worse, Matthew Perry or Nicholas Brendon?
Was there a lesbian on the writing staff who was vehemently opposed to Willow actually being Bi or something?Because season 1-3.5 Willow clearly loved the cock!
>>203992567BasedYou just know she was getting rawdogged by Oz every full moon
>>203993542for me it's vampire willow
>>203977007Very low energy and tired. There's brief moments where it breaks through the fog like the ending of episode 2 with Spike in the church. Mostly though, it feels like everyone just wanted it to be over
>>203993592Good choice. Vampire Willow was so much better than Dark Willow desu
>>203993662she had such an insane game there, with the torture stuff even
>>203977007Still not as lame as Supernatural last season.
>>2039813671-3 is Peak4 is garbage5 is good6 is garbage7 is okay
>>203993684Can you imagine if Buffy lasted for 15 fucking seasons?
>>203993841Do Angel count as part of Buffy Cinematic Universe?
>>203993892Well obviously. But it's not all one, single show.