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Egghead has lost it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nulvWqYUM8k
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>>204015672
Looks kino
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So the entire movie is really about her, huh
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>>204015672
Eggers is a chud so I will always support him
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>>204015779
ghoulish
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>ONLY YOU CAN REDEEM US O BRAVE THOT
Looks indistinguishable from some amazon/netflix slop. ghastly.
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Another modern hack who can't light night scenes. Everything is flat and muddy.
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Looks like a IM LE ACTING compilation lmao
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Yeah, I'll stick to the silent and the Herzog film.
This confirms it'll be a feminized version of the story.
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>>204015672
>>204015779
I fucking hate the colors in modern movies so much. Digital color grading was a gigantic mistake.
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>>204015921
It's always been that way, faggot. Lucy is the protagonist.
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>>204016025
Wrong, you dishonest slimy retard.
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>>204016025
She's not in half the movie in the first two versions, retard.
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>>204015779
>Count Orlok is cooming over THIS
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>>204016137
>jewish goblin goons over a mid white woman
Eggers is in his cinema verite era.
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>ONLY YOU CAN REDEEM US GIRLBOSS
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>>204015672
im looking forward to it
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>>204016093
The script isn’t really all that different from the other versions, Lucy/Ellen is just a schizo and they’re emphasizing her possession and the sexual mania, the first act with the castle is much the same and doesn’t feature her for a while
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>>204015672
>when you cum but he keeps licking
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>>204016229
I fucking hope. You read the script? Is it available?
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>>204015672
>lily depp
I will now never watch your movie.

>>204016025
You’re a retard.
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>>204015672
This is going to bomb spectacularly.
Normies only want horror that's either filled with jumpscares or gore, and a Nosferatu themed horror is probably the most boring them to them
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whats the difference between a dracula and a nosferatu?
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>>204016299
Nosferatu (1922) was just a Dracula adaptation where they changed the character names in order to avoid copyright.
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>>204016299
Nosferatu is just another name to bypass copyright, unironically
Like all the Mickey Mouse clones from the old days
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It was about time for a GIRL to save the day to be honest. So sick of that old white guy Van Helsing character.
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>>204016299
Different clans.
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>>204016242
Yeah it’s made the rounds for a while, Eggers wrote it a while ago but it doesn’t seem to have changed much in this final version. Idk where it is now, but try googling it.
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>>204016337
Have you even seen either Nosferatu?
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Visually it looks kind of similar to the 1979 version only much worse.
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>>204015672
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nosferatu was boring, and everyone knows it
cabinet of caligari, now that's kino
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>>204016341
For me its Gangrel.
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>>204016299
draculas are sexy and handsome while nosferatus are gross and vile
which is why its kind of interesting they're doing the whole
>omg i luv vampires bite me daddy
thing with him
Either to really drive home that she's out of her mind / under his control or as some kind of commentary on how retarded twilight vampires are or something?
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I don’t care what the pajeet horde on /tv/ says, this looks like kino.
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>>204016417
kek
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>>204015672
This is actually decent casting because lily depp looks like the kind of skank the bringer of plague would go after.
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Halloween movie released on Christmas. Why they keep doing this.
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>>204015672
I really don't get the point of remaking Nosferatu for the second time, especially when this has ugly modern visuals, unlike Herzog's great kino.
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>>204016299
A dracula is like a level 4 vampire but a nosferatu is more like a level 5 or even 6 and final level vampire with extra powers and a twisted sense of justice but is actually a bit good and can kill the shit out of any bully at school even Declan.
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This is your new Nosferatu, say something nice about him
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>>204016531
I wonder how bad his performance since they're hiding him so much. Come on, it's a familiar story, no need to hide anything.
Can't image his high voice fitting Count Orlok at all.
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>>204016553
>Can't image his high voice fitting Count Orlok at all.
kek this
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>>204015672
looks kino to me, can't wait to see Lily getting fucked by nosferatu.
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>>204016531
Fuck off, is it really him? This ruined it for me, not watching.
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>>204016553
he lowered his voice a whole octave for this role you chud
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>>204015672
Uberkino is back on the menu, can't fucking wait. My only reservation is the Depp girl, but I trust in the Eggman to get something out of her.
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>>204016381
Yes.
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>>204015672
It should've been Anya
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>>204016531
kino
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GO EGGMAN GO

Can it possibly be better than Coppola's Dracula?
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>>204016657
NO!
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>>20I love dafow but he'4016673
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>>204016299
read nosferatu backwards and you get the answer yourself you idiot
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>>204016708
based stroke poster
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>>204016657
Is she an alien? I mean look how big her eyes are, its insane. She has such a unique look. Someone posted a pic of her before she got that "ghoul look surgery" and she was beautiful before her plastic surgery. Why do these hollywood good looking actresses do this ghoul plastic surgery to themselves? That girl from the boys did it too. I don't get it?
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>>204015672
>close up of woman screaming into camera
video game scene
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>>204016792
video games stole it from cinema you retarded zoomer
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>>204016066
>>204016093
>>204016252
Thank you for proving you don't know what a protagonist is lmao
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>>204015672
Another Eggers shitshow. He has yet to make a good movie.
>>204015779
Pure trash.
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>>204016020
All of Egger's movies have that look, he goes for very natural lighting
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No idea who the chick is, but she's no isabelle adjani. She set the bar and no way am I gonna pay to see a mid chick try to act.
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>>204015672

there are still original ways to approach the dracula story. another nosferatu remake seems pointless. it looks good dont get me wrong but surely you could do something original. I remember parts of the novel which still havent been put on screen effectively. Dracula is more of a phantom entity at times in the novel and that could allow for some good original visuals.
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>>204017057
the girl is johnny depp's daughter that he had with some random harlot
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>>204017057
she's Johnny Dep's daughter, nepo baby

Anya was supposed to have that role but dropped out to do Furiosa
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>>204015672
>>204015779
God white women are ugly
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>>204017121
>t.
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>>204015672
>like herzog's nosferatu but with uglier women and uglier visuals
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>always brings KINO to the table
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so its literally about nosferatu cucking some guy?
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it's another neggers flick with grey/brown filters, where is the fucking color?
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>No Anya
Not interested
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>>204017121
Sorry sweetie, try again
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>>204015779
Does she become a vampyr?
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>>204017202
horror films traditionally have muted colors. you’re just parroting a talking point you don’t fully understand.
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>>204016673
>Coppola's Dracula
Is trash, this will also be trash but it may well be better than that one.
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>>204017076
The harlot is a popular singer in France but that’s about it.
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do you think egg can do lovecraft?
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>>204015672
Nepo babies the movie
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>>204017195
It's literally Dracula you dimwit.
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>>204017202
90% of the movie takes place in an old castle, and you’re questioning why everything is grey/brown?
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>>204016417
Based
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>>204017265
The Lighthouse is basically a Lovecraft short story
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>>204015672
>Robert Eggers
What will the mandatory fart fetish scene be?
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>>204017280
>muh nosferatu and dracula are the same
they’re not, and you’d be able to recognize this if you weren’t a dimwit yourself
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>>204017265
he can fuck anything up, yes.
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>>204017257
pleb
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>>204016999
>natural
nigga do you go outside?
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>>204017301
>basically a Lovecraft short story
it's an edgar allan poe story
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>>204015672
LET'S GOOOOOOO
I'm hype bros
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>>204017263
>The harlot is a popular singer in France
this only compliments what i said
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>>204017255
>>204017294

Herzog's superior Nosferatu is horror and still has a color range, people eat this shit up like blue tinted garbage Shogun
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>>204016531
This guy is so bad, only gets roles because of his family
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>>204017377
Are you retarded lmfao? This image shows the exact same range of color. The ONLY thing in this image that isn’t a shade of grey/brown are the grapes, and even they’re heavily muted.
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>>204015672
Every modern movie looks like a direct to streaming TV series now. Zero soul.
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>>204017187
Why the fuck is he not nosferatu with that voice?
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>>204016531
I guess he should look emaciated, but I can smell the onions from here.
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For people who say nepotism isn't killing Hollywood, you deserve to be beaten while you're on the street.
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>>204017450
looking at bottom center eggers definitely nailed capturing that same atmosphere
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>>204015886
based brainrot poster
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>>204017461
>Why the fuck is he not nosferatu with that voice?
unironically he's too masculine
nosferatu is a betamax
>>204017471
>For people who say nepotism isn't killing Hollywood, you deserve to be beaten while you're on the street.
wrong site to post this sentiment on
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>>204016657
Yeah, who cares about that nepo bitch. He probably has his reasons not to cast Anya again. And he never made a bad movie, so this will be good, too.
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>>204015672
Absolutely kinomatographique, best movie of christmas coming thru
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>>204017302
There were no farts in the VVitch--none that I remember
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>>204016710
>read nosferatu backwards and you get the answer yourself you idiot
utarefson?
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>>204017597
How do you think she rose up into the air at the end?
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>>204017444
you might be a color blind retarded pajeet, but look at >>204017450 there is no heavy filter applied to every single frame like here
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>>204015779
Do this guy have a thing for bogged women? Kidman was grotesque in The Northman.
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>>204016020
My first thought, I get it's a horror movie but it looks too dark.
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>>204017230
Yeah, and she dies together with Orlok as the sun burns them as they embrace. You can Google Eggers' script.
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>>204017640
Really doesn't have the same ring as Alucard
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>>204017651
Top middle and bottom middle both have heavy blue filters. Bottoms right has a heavy grey/green filter. Every other screen literally only includes brown/green/grey set pieces.
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>>204017651
Why's everyone so surprised
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is the trailer extremely spoilery? might skip out on watching it
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i looks like another bram stoker adaptation, is it?
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>>204017750
it's a remake of an unsanctioned adaptation
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>>204017749
Just like the hand over the city they show another shadow shot inspired by but different from the original that I really wish I didn't see until the theater
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>>204016531
Yep, definitely not seeing this movie. Shame because I kinda like LDR. I hope they get the memo when it flops and stop pushing this faggot.
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>Robert Eggers
>It's soi

Imagine my surprise.
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>>204017651
anon that's just how digital cameras work
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>>204017983
>Eggers’ on-again-off-again reworking of the legendary silent vampire film by F.W. Murnau (1922), later remade by Werner Herzog in 1979, finally gets released as a Christmas feast. Shot in 35mm in color by go-to cinematographer Jarin Blaschke.

what digital?
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>>204015672
>cuckhold shit
bravo eggers
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>>204016531
Wtf why? The IT movies sucked because of this retard. Shame
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>>204017983
Pretty sure Eggers hates digital. He says he only did digital for The Witch because they forced him and he said he cringes when he watches it back now because he thinks the image is too clean.
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>>204017187
bloody good rep
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>>204018003
>>204018048
I stand corrected. Still doesn't bother me much.
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>>204018048
Eggers sounds like distilled rèddit made a person
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>>204017314
Shut up retard, Nosferatu is literally Dracula.
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Is this the sequel to last voyage of demeter?
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>>204017461
Because he's going to be Galactus
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>>204016531
imagine going from Klaus Kinski to this guy
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>>204018103
You sound like a gay sex distilled into a person.
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>>204018103
I know no one will believe me but Eggers beat me in a fight.
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>>204018048
not only is he against digital he's also against using cgi and only used it in the northman because it's a fantasy story and utilizes fantasy elements
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>Egghead has lost it.
That was painfully obvious after The Northman. Deflated all the creative momentum and promise he had going for him with that mediocre flick. Nosferatu is a guaranteed flop.
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>>204018190
I will believe you because you didn't say you beat him in a fight.
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>>204017750
Pretty much yeah. A lot is changed but that's the core of the story.
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>>204018198
The Northman is great
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>>204016657
Yes. She would have been perfect
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>>204015672
Vamp kino
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>>204018229
fat cow
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>>204018229
Yeah, but she should bit people's dick, very explicit, and pass it as some artsy shit.
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I'd rather see him to a Jack the Ripper movie. Dracula has been done to death and most of the shots in that trailer are just regurgitations of other people's ideas.
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>Couldn't get anya taylor joy and pattison
its joever
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Did you guys actually think the movie named Nosferatu WOULDNT be about the female side character? It’s 2024
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>>204018388
>pattison
he'll make a decent dracula in a few decades but I cant see him as nosferatu
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>>204018394
none of the nosferatu movies have ever been about nosferatu, herzog gave him more character but there was still a prominent lucy/thomas factor that make the vampyre take a backseat
in fact the only dracula movies actually about dracula are bram stoker's dracula and dracula 2000
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>>204018487
>in fact the only dracula movies actually about dracula are bram stoker's dracula and dracula 2000
huh
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>>204016531
he cute
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>>204018549
in most dracula movies he's just a movie monster
in those two kinos i pointed out he actually has a character to explore
herzog's remake does as well since he reused more novel elements and didn't stick strictly to murnau's renamed bits
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Eggers could have cast at least 15-20 better actresses than Depp's shitkid. I have absolutely no faith in her ability to carry this film. This is gonna be hot garbage.
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>>204018718
yeah I'm trying to think of other examples... shadow of the vampire is really more about the proccess of movie making than it is about vampires.
Most of the hammer horror movies he's just a monster like you said.
even modern takes like 30 days of night or lost boys arent really about the vampires at all when you think about it
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>>204016553
>Can't image his high voice fitting Count Orlok at all.
Good morning saar
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>>204017723
she wants the Big Bampyr Cock
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>>204017723
typical woke garbage, women lusting after white cocks
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>>204015672

Not gonna lie that is a Kino Shot
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>>204016020
it looks perfectly fine in the cinema, where this is meant to be seen
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>>204015672
That face is legitimately hot. Fucking a bitch to that point is great
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>>204017280
then why is the movie called nosferatu
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>>204019003
I'm sure it's stolen from something else.
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>>204019100
i already told you retard, the movie was an unsanctioned adaptation of dracula, fw murnau did not acquire the rights to adapt the film from the stoker estate so he changed names to avoid any copyright shenanigans and even then the estate still sued and won, the film barely survived
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Damn, this looks fucking terrible.
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>>204019066
Weak cope. Look like shit, it won't magically get any better.
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Everyone is asking where the color is like the original isn't black and white.
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>>204015672
lmao
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>>204015672
Why isn't this getting a Halloween release? Whose idea was it to release a fucking Nosferatu film on Christians!?
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>>204019332
It's clearly a romantic movie like one of those hallmark christmas movies so it makes sense.
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>>204017076
>some random harlot
Vanessa Paradis has been famous since the eighties and she and Depp were together for about a decade and a half
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>>204019315
But this supposedly isn't. Herzog's remake looks great. Eggers has no excuses to churn out such flat looking shit. Looks like some straight to Netflix slop.
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>>204018229
>Petyr...Avakey-vakey
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>>204019315
so why not just make the new one black and white? why go for a milquetoast middle ground?
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The night scenes in The Northman looked like siht too. Eggers has no idea what he's doing
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>>204019332
>Whose idea was it to release a fucking Nosferatu film on Christians!?
Release the Nosferatu!
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>>204018380
>Jack the Ripper movie
That would be great from Eggers. What a waste
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desu, this scene looks pretty scary.
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>>204016657
>>204018229
Anya was originally cast but pulled out due to scheduling conflicts. Now we're stuck with Johnny Depp's nepo baby.
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>>204019446
lel
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>>204019446
hey that's me
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Looks good but it feels like I saw the entire film only watching the trailer.
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>>204019446
isnt the nose a little antisemitic?
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I don't know why everyone is up this guy's ass. Everything he's ever done is meh
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>>204015672
This puts me in the mood to watch Shadow of the Vampire, the movie where Willem Dafoe plays the actor who plays the vampire in Nosferatu, except he's an actual vampire pretending to be an actor playing a vampire.
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>>204017255
Oh fuck off with that. Many classic horror you can SEE what is going on.
Even the cinematographer of the original Nosferatu way back in 1922 knew how to light a scene with dark gothic mood and make it clear for the audience to see.
Eggers version just looks like grey or brown digital mush.
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>>204019113
>I'm sure it's stolen from something else.
Both Faust and Fantasia, I think
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>>204015672
It looks bad. The original's cinematography still holds up to this day. What is the point of this?
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>>204015779
How do you go from Isabelle Adjani in Herzog's Nosferatu -- which is a perfect horror kino -- to Depp's runoff? Why would Egghead ever attempt to top Herzog by shooting a $70 million faux gothic cologne ad?
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>>204015875
Those are day-for-night scenes
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>>204019651
eggers is probably gay for dafoe who in turn is gay for hoult who just took the role for a chance to fuck depp
the whole thing is a house of cards built on lust
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>>204015672
Looks interesting. Hoult/Depp are believable as a newlywed couple, where the previous 2 versions are too chaste.
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>>204015672
>cucked by big vampire cock
human bros not like this
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>>204017187
He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?
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>>204019446
M'BOY ARE YOU FAT
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>>204019446
dafoe still mogs him
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>>204019806
I once threw a bottle of Fanta orange at a pub.
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>>204019276
You're watching it on a bright screen with backlighting, surrounded by bright UI of youtube and browser. In the cinema there is nothing else but the picture, you see the subtlety better. This is not rocket science retard
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>>204019504
dracula/nosferatu was originally an antisemitic caricature
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>>204016657
Word on the street is she won't do this facial stuff and she's big enough to say so now.
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>>204019936
Get a load of this guy
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>>204019950
The one who buys the building so Dracula can come into the city is the real representation of small hattery.
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>>204017187
based Finchy
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>>204015672
AHEGAO face
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>>204019991
>our girl Anya is too stuck up to take a load on her face now
It's over...
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>>204015672
She is SO fucking bogged, jesus christ
Eggers loves unnaturally bogged hollywood ass actresses in his period pieces
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>>204019936
i use nightmode on my computer and dark mode on my browser, what now
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>>204016553
Kinski had a whiny, pathetic sounding voice in the 70s one. It’s one of the things that made his portrayal so creepy.
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>>204019936
Good looking movies don't need all this cope.
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>>204020173
True, but at least Kinski is a good actor, unlike this new fag.
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>>204017640
I can imagine the reveal.


>Darling, a letter has come for you from that swedish nobleman Utarefson
>Can't you see I am shaving, woman?
>I am so sorry ,honey... I will leave it on the sink
>Good! *man continues shaving and then sees the letter in the mirror*
>hfw
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>>204019950
>dracula/nosferatu was originally an antisemitic caricature
That's honestly the most boring interpretation of the story. Imagine reading a book about a sexual demon who drinks blood and can turn others into monsters and assuming it's an allegory for eastern europeans
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>>204020279
> Horror that takes place at night is darker than a Disney movie.
oh no, better cry
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>>204019950
Murnau's gay ass clearly made him a metaphor for the gays as the feared diseased outsider
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>>204020300
bill isn't a bad actor he just keeps playing in spookyshit for some reason and he keeps getting typecast
i was surprised he did john wick 4 at all
>>204020306
kek
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>>204015672
Looks well made, but I still can't get excited over yet another Dracula adaptation
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>>204020346
>t. zoomer who has never seen a film made before 2010
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>>204017707

>movie is set during victorian(or somenthing similar idk) era
>when beauty standards were completely different from today
>director is known specifically for his "everything is 100% le historically acurate" gimmick
>/tv/ is mad when female protagonist doesnt look like a hollywood fuckdoll
what exactly did you retards expected?
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Fun Fact: Director Robert Eggers new movie is called 'Nosferatu' as he could not obtain the rights to the name 'Dracula' as it had already been sold to Amazon by Dracula's son, Christopher.
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>>204015672
Dogshit visuals. Eggers is fucking blind. Modern LED lighting in period films is such gay bullshit
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>>204019651
To my eyes this is worthy addition to the lore. A nod to Schreck's entrance with the shadow on curtain. Sexed up couple unlike the previous Victorian approach. The drama framed by Dafoe is closer to some Crucible for stylized history, where Herzog really gave Kinski a method showcase and Adjani was more silent acting in sound. There is more body/contemporary horror to Depp's physical pains here.
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>>204020400
>he just keeps playing in spookyshit for some reason and he keeps getting typecast
His Swedish filmography has a lot more range than his American filmography, I think Hollywood just sees him as the go-to guy for spookyshit
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>>204020441
Don't think the bogged look was popular in the late 1800s
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>>204020441
>/tv/ is mad when female protagonist doesnt look like a hollywood fuckdoll
She looks exactly like a modern Hollywood bog bitch, you retard. Because that's what she fucking is.
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>>204017121
Lol you triggered the incel simps bro
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>>204020421
> t. actual zoomer who doesnt know youtube compresses dark levels to shit and that all these examples are normally visible in the cinema
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>>204020700
Weak cope. Good looking movies look fine on YouTube.
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>>204020441
>when beauty standards were completely different from today
Yeah, they preferred normal looking women in 1897, and not these unnatural Hollywood abominations like Depp.
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>>204017121
shit bait
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>>204018227
I agree.
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>>204018380
There's no good way to do a Ripper movie. You either have to point the finger at your best guess, which is lame, or never catch him, which is unsatisfying.
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>>204021560
from hell did it pretty good
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>>204015779
anon it's current year
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>>204015779
Is she fucking balding? WTF!
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he's a fucking fraud and grifter
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>>204021686

the comic or the movie? cause the movie sucks. Murder By Decree on the other hand is great
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>>204021702
Don't know what she's doing to herself, but an awful diet without the needed nutrition can cause women to start balding.
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>>204021762
movie is 00s slop kino
obviously it isn't as good as the comic but it does fine for turning a 500 page comic into a 2 hour film
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>>204021560
same problem with the zodiac killer.
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>>204015672
KINOSFERATU
>Halloween movie
>trailer in October
>COMING THIS CHRISTMAS
Studios really just fucking hate Eggers don't they
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>>204022464
fortunately he only makes kino which means even though his films flop he can still get by on providing quality products every time
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>>204015779
>>204017707
>>204019651
Eggers wanted Anya but she was busy with Mad Max flop road
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>>204015672
Explain you fucking contrarian redditbrained faggot. Link me your video essay on Beau is Afraid again, pussy.
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>>204022464
Should've been switched with Terrifier's release. It makes no fucking sense.
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>>204016657
She's bogged now and too skinny. Her time is over.
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>>204022464
>COMING THIS CHRISTMAS

haha yeah because who wants to see a horror movie in October
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>>204022464
Eggers probably requested the Christmas release because he's an edgy retard
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Who cares when a movie gets released
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>>204015672
The style kind of reminds me of the Herzog version.
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>no Nic Cage
Fucking dropped.
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>>204020478
His swedish criminal series was just OK. More free flowing but still not much depth.
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>>204021560
>or never catch him, which is unsatisfying.
Fincher's Zodiac did this and it's hella satisfying
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>>204023113
Memories of Murder too
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>>204023016
People unaffected by a No Singles policy.
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>>204022464
How is it a Halloween movie?
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>>204017332
that isn't outside
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>>204023459
>How is a Dracula movie a Halloween movie?
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>>204015672
K I N O
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>it's about cucking
dropped, film for f*males
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Imagine doubting Eggers lmao
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>>204023498
Horror movies =/= Halloween movies

Hell, the original Nosferatu came out in March of 1922
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The only Dracula thing I've watched is the Coppola film, is the cucking not always a part of it?
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>>204023635
faithful adaptations include the cucking
other films are just monster movies and ignore the cucking part
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>>204023593
>it's about cucking
always has been
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>>204015672
You aren't getting a girl to make this face unless you got a big dick, sorry bros
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>>204023757
6.5" x 3" so i'm good
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>>204015672
Looks kino
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>>204015921
>feminized
It's not at all. It's obviously a critique of how disloyal women are, and susceptible to lust, longing for a man's power and the most powerful of men.

Based Eggers is one of us and the CinC*.
>*Chud-in-Chief
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>>204018103
so? he makes kino
i bet every person who's ever directed a good film is insufferable to be around or talk to
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>>204018145
Outstanding taste, player.
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>>204023113
There actually is. Just do Clue again but never decide between the three best suspects. Or like in Zodiac and (Hungarian) Twilight/The Pledge, let the audience know who it is but deny the cops the solution.
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>>204015672
What is that face supposed to convey
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>>204020084
That's the second time an Amy Seimetz joint has had a girl getting a load shot on her.
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>>204023964
>let the audience know who it is but deny the cops the solution
this is stupid because it just pushes theories that have no standing

like as much as i enjoy from hell and the theory that jack the ripper was a nobleman, in reality it's fucking absurd and has zero footing to it, same as the idea that shakespeare didn't write his stories
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>>204022549
shes also bogged. Use that blonde girl from antman.
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>>204024010
Jack the Ripper's identity was known to the police at the time, but he died in an insane asylum before they were able to form a case and charge him
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>>204015779
Are they trying to stick it to the autistic weirdo Nosferatu from '79 or sympathetic tragic monster Dracula from '92 by making her the focus instead?
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>>204016341
Malkavian hands typed this
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>>204015672
I’ll stick with the original black and white film.
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Eggers sadly is a tryhard. The most average Hammer horror vampire movie is better than the slop he tries to pretend is horror. Also the best Dracula movie starred Hugh Jackman.
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>>204019449
hey i've pulled out of Anya too
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>>204024101
It's gonna be an erotic cuckolding story about her falling in love with the weird monster and rejecting her nice normal husband
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>>204024080
>Jack the Ripper's identity was known to the police at the time, but he died in an insane asylum before they were able to form a case and charge him
first time i'm hearing this theory, you got proof? if this is the polish immigrant then it was already debunked
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>>204015672
lighthouse > vvitch > norfman
all were good and i'm sure this will be good too
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You can't make art with a digital camera and I want these faggy art directors to realize that and stop trying to impress me with their cheap looking movies when they can't even make a basic city shot look good
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>>204024170
>if this is the polish immigrant then it was already debunked
It's not deboonked, it's a fact that David Cohen/Nathan Kominsky was identified by an eye witness and was considered by the police to be the top suspect. He went into an asylum around the time the murders stopped and died soon after/
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>>204024259
>if i play the video on 720p and pause it while in motion it will look shitty and i can ruse that it's digital hon hon hon
try again nigger
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>>204016025
I don't know, the novel felt like an ensemble cast of characters to me.
Dracula himself was the main selling point in most adaptations. Orlok was a major presence in the 1979 film, and 1992 is basically entirely Dracula's tragedy.
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>>204024259
It was shot on 35mm film, but that shot is 100% CGI.
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>>204024259
Good thing this was shot on 35mm then.
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>>204024143
THIS
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>>204015861
are we not allowed to utilize and embrace Christianity to defeat the vampire anymore
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>>204024343
Jesus redeems, not thots.
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>>204017651
Clearly an homage to color tints in silent films, which are oddly overlooked by modern people who assume everything back then was literally black and white. Based Eggman.
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>>204024267
>He went into an asylum around the time the murders stopped and died soon after
pure circumstance, there's zero evidence he did it
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>>204024363
Would be good if NuNosferatu didn't look like Netflix slop otherwise.
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>>204024374
There is evidence, an eyewitness named him as the man who approached Catherine Eddowes for sex, about 10 minutes before she was murdered.
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>>204015672
>when she gets the full BBC
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Will the sequel be called Nosferatwo?
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You know sometimes I think you faggots like to bitch for the sake of bitching
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>Nosferatu was produced by Prana Film and is an unauthorized and unofficial adaptation of Bram Stoker's 1897 novel Dracula. Various names and other details were changed from the novel, including Count Dracula being renamed Count Orlok then finally Nosferatu, an archaic Romanian word with a suggested etymology of Nesuferitu`, meaning "the offensive one" or "the insufferable one".
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>>204024591
idiot it's already called that, the sequel would be nosferathree
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>nosferatu for zoomers
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>>204015672
>Orlok looks like an oy vey in shadow
Based Eggers.
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>>204023113
If a lot of the research is based on Graysmith's book, then there is likely a bias pointing towards one preferred suspect over another
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>>204024660
Right. I forgot the first one was called Nosfera:First Blood
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>a violent misogynistic schizophrenic polish jew who was known to police and identified by an eyewitness couldn't have possibly been the ripper, no siree
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>>204015672
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how? why? hollywood ran mkultra experiments on him?
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>>204015672
I like the "closeups of women making ugly faces and screaming into a camera" genre
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>>204024811
>a violent misogynistic schizophrenic polish jew
you could have just said polish jew and we would know the rest
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>modern horror directors think soifaces are scary
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will the promotional posters be as kino as the original?
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>>204024937
nah.
you'll get a gray flat poster and that's it
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I think his Dracula will be very, very good, like future reference and inspiration good, but i don't really expect the other characters to shine
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>>204016299
"Nosferatu" appears in a number of 19th century German and English works (including Dracula) as an allegedly Romanian term equivalent to the Slavic-derived "vampire" (the word "nosferatu" isn't actually documented in modern Romanian in that form, and the precise etymolgy has not been identified).

Dracula is the personal name of a specific vampire, Count Dracula, invented by Bram Stoker. There's no such thing as "a" Dracula. The name comes from the nickname "Dracula" or "Draculea" used by the historical Vlad the Imapler, in turn derived from his father having been Vlad Dracul (Vlad the Dragon).

Nosferatu was subsequently used as the title of Murnau's 1922 vampire film, which was basically an adaptation of Dracula, but with all the names changed because the studio didn't have the rights to Stoker's novel, which was still under copyright. Count Dracula in this version became Count Orlok, played by Max Schreck. In 1979, Herzog used the name for the title of his Dracula adaptation, which was heavily influenced by Murnau's silent film (e.g., the visual appearance of Dracula, here played by Klaus Kinski, is based on Schreck's Count Orlok, rather than on previous portrayals of Dracula by Bela Lugosi and Christopher Lee).
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>>204025210
>which was heavily influenced by Murnau's silent film
that's a funny way of saying it was a shot-for-shot remake with a few changes
they even used some of the same locations
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>>204018154
Hard to top having an actual IRL monster playing your horror movie monster.

Also hard to top having one of the most beautiful actresses of all time in Isabelle Adjani for your female lead. Whatever you may think of Coppola's film, even Winona Ryder mogs Lily-Rose Depp.
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When will we have Werewolf kino? I'm tired of rewatching Dog Soldiers.
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>>204025700
There's lots of good looking young British actresses who could do it, he went with an American nepo baby
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>>204025912
Cite 5. I double dare you.
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>>204025967
Emma Laird
Nell Tiger Free
Morfydd Clark
Aisling Franciosi
Lucy Boynton

all would be better choices
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>>204026139
>Morfydd Clark
stop pushing her like she matters
the bitch will be in rings of power and then never cast again because of her association with that shitheap
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>>204026185
She's a good actress and has experience in horror stuff, she was in another Dracula adaptation

it's just a quick example off the top of my head, there's lots of good choices out so there were obviously some hollywood politics involved for casting Depp
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>>204026139
Thanks. I'm going to goon now
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>>204020441
Genuine retard



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