Thread for the discussion of Bau and arthouse and classic cinema.Hairy forearm edition>/film/ chartshttps://mega.nz/folder/87xyiJjZ#3B2eXe2lmN2KbFNNEagggQ>/film/ literaturehttps://mega.nz/folder/XCokCRpR#tlesB0J_7jhaEWZVJqVzlAPrevious: >>204051325
>>204069099Based Bauchad
nothing better than a good Kung Fu film
Queen of /film/
>>204069099Y'ALL PRETENTIOUS FAGGOTHOMOQUEERS
>>204069181You have no idea
>>204069157Real queen of /film/
>>204069099>>204069136>>204069141>>204069157Off to a BA(U)SED start. Nothing like a Bau-P thread.
White supremacy >>>> BaufagsNo, I won’t elaborate.
Physical media chets arise
https://images2.imgbox.com/73/11/MrfheSyw_o.pnghttps://images2.imgbox.com/07/a2/gKxzhVIH_o.pnghttps://images2.imgbox.com/a7/5a/Gu1iCeyQ_o.png1957 Agfacolor, location shooting with zero additional lighting, holy shit Germany, I fucking kneel
>>204069157That's not Sarah Gadon
>>204069228Disgraceful behaviour. 2nd of October's starting to look a lot like January 6th.
>>204069260NGL I am very jealous
>Disgraceful behaviour. 2nd of October's starting to look a lot like January 6th.
>>204069358/film/'s rules-based order is under attack. It's no laughing matter, anon.
>>204069322Thank God.
>>204069228Kys, tranny.
>>204069141GODard
>4/10 waifuspam threadI'll come back for the next thread. you better not roll for the next FOTW in this shitty thread
MEGA for The Sun Shines Bright (1953) in BluRay? Couldn't find it on rutracker and my yify download just stops at 2% and refuses to go on
>>204069099>>204069136>>204069157>>204069220>>204069558
>>204069228Then make the White Supremacist thread first, tranny.
>>204069689t. discord tranny
>>204069099give me literally any other actress as the OP. please anyone but this overrated fat bitch
>>204069872You've been exposed already
>>204069879exposed how
>>204069907
>>204069099Obese edition
>>204069976Also the edition created FIRST.
Samefag is seething, kek
>>204069099>>204069157>>204069558>>204069907>>204069971
>>204069954The amount of seethe that this guy generates is amazing. Unironically seems like a nice dude, so good for him on the Bau-breeding front.
>>204069358worst waifu spam in these threadsanother asian poster with a white granny fetish
>>204070097Seconding this, if you do this i'll declare this the official thread and my word is the law around these parts.
>>2040700976/10
>>204070011Based Baubreeder.
>>204070066Why do you think everyone here is Asian LMAO>>204070097Finally, an actress worth dying over. I don’t think it’s possible for me to simp harder.
>>204070059>>204070128word
There should be two /film/s, just as right now, but officially. A /film/ comfy with waifuposting, civility, megas and recs. And a /film/ everything goes, for the niggas, lil bro, schizos and angry people.
>>204069099Nice arm hair, who is this?
lil bro-oscome out to play-aylil bro-oscome out to play-ay
>>204070171>waifuposting, civilitylmaoDelusional asian poster.
>>204070171That'd be great if it worked, but I think both would soon turn into the same level of shit /film/ normally finds itself
>>204070183The Queen of /film/, Ophélie Bau.
lil bros lets discuss cinema
>>204070171>There should be two /film/s, just as right now, but officiallyI would make it my life's mission to Baupost Bau-th into submission.
>>204070171There are two /film/s up right now. This one is for waifuposting and >>204069106 is for actual discussion.
>>204070224lil bro u got delusions of grandeurfocus on cinema not waifuspam
>>204070220Let's.
>>204070237>cinema not waifuspamThe virile cinema of Abdellatif Kechiche (PBUH) proved definitively that they are one and the same.
>>204070243>>204070264lil bro u need to healin this cuckold thing aint good for ur soul
>>204070234Yeah, I can see all the discussion going on, kek.It's the same people as in every given day, no matter how many threads are up, the (lack of) quality will be the same.
>>204070271Sublimation in the form of Bauposting (whether here or in filmmaking) heals all.
>>204069690Nvm, found it on ok.ru in serviceable quality
>>204070301lil bro u dont need arab dick in utalk about cinema instead
>>204070171>>204070203>>204070224>>204070288We have entered... Schismo/film/
>>204070288It’s also dead as fuck around these hours (7am EST) regardless. There’s like a half-dozen posters in both threads combined right now.
lil bro gimmicker is not strong in self-awareness
>>204070313Lil bro, I learned from Sexdawg. Not a nafri cock in sight let alone inside.
>>204070342look in u lil bro
>>204070319>Schismo/film/That'd be great: we need Reformation, we need Martin Luther, we need sedevacantism
>>204070342Does Sexdawg still post here? I'd very mch like his opinion on the possibility of Schismo/film/
>>204070402>we need Reformation, we need Martin Luther, we need sedevacantismMeaningless coats of paint over what will remain various iterations of Bau/film/.
>nigga/lilbroposters>waifupostersSame shit, different /film/ thread
>>204070059>>204070128Regardless, even the Baufags surely have to have a perverse admiration for how high above his weight he punched with her.
>>204070623Nah. It makes it sting all the more that so much luck was involved.
>>204070650>luck
>>204070650
>>204070650In addition to >>204070677 , he's also studying medicine. He mightn't have the nicest face, but he's definitely got stuff going for him.
>>204070708>He mightn't have the nicest faceThat's putting it mildly.
>>204070708>he's also studying medicineSauce? Somehow breakdancing and medicine aren't meshing well in my head.
>>204071293https://www.instagram.com/khalil_chabou/
>>204071293it's in his instagram bio
>>204071338>>204071339Well I'll be damned.
>>204069099>this little piggy went to market>this little piggy stayed home>this little piggy had roast beef>this little piggy had none>this little piggy went…>wee, wee, wee, all the way home
>>204071466who tf is emma
>>204071540A Bau-bashing Irish tranny.
>>204069907>>204069971What's even the problem here? This person looks fine and way more normal than what I'd expect a lot of regulars here to look like
>>204071839meds
>>204071885>hur dur what's the problem with waifuspam that has completely derailed filmEnd yourself.
I don't see Frans Zwartjes in here often if at all. I guess you guys wouldn't like that 'incomprehensible theatre of the absurb esque bullshit' type of movies but they're some of my favourite experimental short films.
>>204071912post more Bau
>>204071839Emma Watson is not a tranny, anon.
>>204072083
>>204072140ok
>>204072169Shouldn't that be "her sheikh"?
>>204071907Yeah, it's the waifuspam who derailed /film/, haha
>>204072308Do you see where you are?
wtf? is this huppertfag ultimate fantasy?
>>204072308I too remember... Bozo/film/
>>204072330I do. A general that's been derailed from inception by all kinds of shitposting. This waifu affair is only the latest episode. 2024 for /film/ is the year where everybody stopped pretending it's about discussing cinema so now gimmickers rule the place.
>>204072410Previous thread was fine. Barely any lil bro/niggaposting, but now the fat fetishist had to ruin this one.
>>204072346Only if she’s my personal prostitute of course.
>>204072495>Previous thread was fine.Wow. Argument demolished.
>>204072495>fat fetishist
>>204072545Whatever it was, it was far better than this one.
>>204072567Way to miss the point.
>>204072587No point.
>>204072604Stop being obtuse. Or did you just come here last month?
>>204072618Cope more, waifucuck.
>>204072567For me, it’s the Huppert worship thread from the other day.
>>204072604>No pointD'you know how people who are chronically ill can have good days and bad days while remaining chronically ill? That's the situation that /film/ is in wrt shitposting. Waifuposting is just one symptom of many and this thread is a flare-up.
>>204072659asian poster here again
>>204072641Are you retarded? I'm not the one defending or posting women. It really looks like you're new here if you think this thread is the worst of /film/.
>>204071430KEK
>>204072699Are you, waifucuck?
>>204072710Great, now he'll sperg.
>>204072673This thread is the equivalent of herpes?
FUCK YOU JANNIES, THISE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE POSTING WIAFUS K AND I KEEP REPORTING WHILE NOTHING HAPPENS AND I'M THE ONE WHO GET A FUCKING WARNING? FUCK YOU,YOU DON'T DESERVE ME TRYING T OHELP
>>204072710Fuck off to the other thread if you can't stand this one you bull-headed retard. Even if this were the only thread, noone's forcing you to engage with the shitposters and the shitposters aren't preventing you from trying to have serious conversation. If you'd been here for any significant length of time, you'd know that there's ebb and flow of shitposting and effortposting tendencies, both in individual threads and over many.
>>204072774Not reading all that, waifucuck.
>>204072770lmao, the state of this guy
>>204072787Lmao. Onya, based retard.
>>204072721How the fuck did you know he was gonna sperg? >>204072774
>>204072770Which ones did you report besides Bau?
>>204072837Retards are extremely predictable. All they can do is repeat the same patterns over and over again.
>>204072837Some people have been here for more than five minutes.
>>204072854>Reporting people for posting the queen of /film/ in a /film/ thread???
>>204072870Five minutes? I’ve been here five months!
>>204069296Movie?
Real talk, where the fuck is everybody? Both threads are dead
>>204070204Never heard of her. Any better arm hair pics, I need to jerk it quickly before mom come's home.
>>204072969I've been here for several years and it's always been the same. The spergs and tards are eternal enemies. It's a large part of why >>204072308 is ultimately correct.
>>204073079Why bother? Spammers ruined this place.
>>204072892There have been six actresses posted ITT, I was just curious if anon reported any more beside the obvious.>captcha: S0Y8S
>any post that isn't spam is just discussing the spamYou people really don't like films, huh
>>204073127Maybe he did, but my guess is not. No other waifu, for whatever reason, causes the amount of seething Bau does.
>>204073166Just like /hor/ haha
>>204072678Just cuz I’m white and eat white rice doesn’t mean I’m yellow :(
>>204073006https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050721/
>>204073166The ones who most post are the ones who have been here the longest. So it gradually stops being a place for the main topic and it becomes just a homepage for the oldfags of the general. Like a hangout for shitpsoting and getting yous. All generals always turn into that, btw.
>>204073231You East Asians aren't white, as pale as you may sometimes appear.Any good Asian horror /film/s for October?
>>204073166NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. My /film/ thread has to be perfect or it's totally unusable. I must stand vigil not only against the shitposters (the ones that I think are funny are ok), but against people with non-/film/ opinions before I can relax and actually post about films. Thankless work, but someone's gotta do it.
>>204073281wise nigga
>>204073330>the ones that I think are funny are okThis but unironically.
>>204073187>No other waifu, for whatever reason, causes the amount of seething Bau does.If I had to guess it's because other waifus at least have been in good movies and it's possible someone might like them for their acting. There's nothing noteworthy about Bau other than her ass. Might as well spam Kim Kardashian.
>>204069099Is that sequel they made where she gets eaten out uncensored for 10 minutes ever getting a release?
>>204073291Kuroneko or Onibaba?
>>204073363You asking which I prefer? Kuroneko, although both are good.
Hairy forearm waifu synergy.
>>204073349You'd be guessing wrong then, since she's been in only one important film, but it's an excellent one, and that besides the admiring her body aspect.
>>204073349>If I had to guess it's because other waifus at least have been in good moviesMektoub is unironically good. She now only makes shit, but it was good and she was good in it.
>>204073381A gorgeous and talented woman on the left, and a bloated arab-loving tub of lard on the right.
>>204073394>it's an excellent oneYou don't actually believe that.
>>204073394Is that why everyone only posts Mektoub webms showing Bau’s huge ass? Serious question.
>>204073394>>204073399Delusional.
>>204073380Was tentatively (because they're pretty well-known, hence the ?) reccing them not knowing you personally. Based taste btw.
>>204073435Ah, okay. I might actually rewatch one or both of them this month. Haven't seen either in years.
>>204073427For this thread and waifufags' intentions, endless webms of her ass in her one big film makes sense.
>>204073415>A gorgeous and talented woman on the leftFuck yeah!
>>204073423>>204073433No reason to be joking at all. Mektoub is excellent, and Kechiche is a director I admire way before the Bau film.
>>204073427>Serious questionSure it is, mate. I bet that the predominance of shitposty Tsai pics and webms over their unironic counterparts gets you nooooticing big time too.
Somehow discord trannies don't feel threatened by Harper and Huppert...
>>204073510Based. I love Kechiche, he's a master of the sensuous body on film.
>>204073381>>204073507We Bauchads and Harperchads shouldn't fight. We should break bread over our mutual love of hairy lady forearms.
>>204073547that's the thing tho, at least tsai/lee spam has an unironic counterpart. i've literally NEVER seen anyone discuss mektoub outside of bau pics. i don't even know what the movie is about
>>204073560you sound jealous of the asian huppertfag
>>204073619I'm not asian, ffs
>>204073610End your existence. Do not associate the beautiful and charming Jessica Harper with that obese and grotesque breeder of arab babies.
>>204073560>>204073610Two of my favorite actresses yet I also hate trannies. What a coincidence, btw I rarely shit on Bau for what it’s worth. I can appreciate a nice ass even if it comes from a 6/10
>>204073614It's been (highly) praised here before by some people. It almost made the top 100 of /film/'s last poll.
>>204073614>i've literally NEVER seen anyone discuss mektoub outside of bau picsHow long have you been here? I remember doing so myself earlier this year. You'll have no trouble finding heaps of comments like >>204073602 about Kechiche in general in the archive (and in reviews in the media) and Mektoub is basically Kechiche dialing everything up to eleven. You're generally met with posts like >>204073433 because every such opinion that the tards here disagree with just gets dismissed as some kind of elaborate rationalization for liking porn.
>>204073761>just gets dismissed as some kind of elaborate rationalization for liking porn.>le sensuous body :)>elaborate
>>204073817>anything someone says is an excuse to mockery and reductionismSincerity must be an alien concept for most nowadays
>>204073281Yep, just look at all the recognizable posters ITT.
>>204073925I'll show you a sensuous body. Now open wide.
>>204073663I like both.
>>204074119Based and not-tranny pilled
>>2040742107/10 but megabased for blueballing godard
>>204074242She's good in some photos but most of the time she looks like a stupid plastic surgery bimbo
Sharon's body lookin kinda weird
>>204073560>harper>huppertwhy did we never get that suspiria kino?
>>204074119lol fat fetishist
Awful thread
>>204074442Honestly, it’s a nice contrast to the thread I made >>204069106
>>204073651post face with timestamp
>>204074442Yeah, just kill it, and with it ban these retarded spammers. I'm going to the other one. This whole thread is off-topic lmao
>>204074503Not that guy but being Asian is not a prerequisite to simp over Isabelle, anon. You need to lay off the AMWF for a few minutes or just go outside, please.
>>204074572>You need to lay off the AMWF for a few minutes or just go outside, please.that's what I'm trying to tell you asian posters!
>>204074242It's GODard
>>204074495And also the true heir to >>204069099 unlike your pretender.
>>204074514Keep waiting for them get banned, lol
>>204074890And don't forget to complain about how you can't talk about film instead of talking about film.
Test
>>204072770I also reported several "queen of /film/" posts and none of them were deleted.
>>204074978Tranny jannies nuked it despite the fact that it was posted before the other one.
>thread autosagingLOOOOOOOL
>>204074978My test confirmed it. This thread was put on autosage by the janny trannies
God bless the jannies.
>>204075005Fuck my nothing chungus thread.
Looks like the other thread will very soon get a healthy visit from waifu posters. I see a lot more seething ahead
>>204075005good
>>204075059Nah. They'll keep whinging and the tranny jannies will capitulate.
>>204074871Who’s my pretender? Baufag?
>>204075190Meant this thread is the true heir of >>204051325 as it was the firstborn.
>>204075249>le ture heirWhat are you, 12?
>>204075059>he doesn’t know a waifuposter made that thread tooGrim.
>>204075274No, just a regular user of /film/ where you don't make a new thread when there's already a new one created.
>>204075320I guess everybody is a waifuposter here
>>204075339Both threads were made roughly at the same time
>>204075376Well, not so roughly that it can't be determined which was created first (and which had replies first and which had the most replies).
>>204075433Well that's all meaningless now, ain't it
>>204075460Yeah. Be sure to thank the anon who sabotaged my thread.
>>204070243since he can't release it, just leak it damn it.
>>204075476The OP was self-sabotage. Waifuspam threads get what they deserve.
>>204075540Ah yes, I forgot that the OP and people responding to it prevents you from doing what was done in the other thread in this one.
>>204075476Bau is so threatening to them that the tranny jannies have a hissy fit and kill the thread. We're on the right side, brother.
>>204075590Cry more, spammer.
>>204075596/film/ needs a kind of Bauchad Jacobite uprising in response to this coup. But alas, it's time for bed.
>>204075624Will do, Jannies' pet.
>>204073560Makes sense once you replace your bogeyman with taste-havers.
I am victorious!May all fat fetishists, waifucuckolds, and muslim breeders burn in Hell.
>>204075856I look like that
