Killer Nuns editionPrevious >>204135866
first for Kolobos
>>204151169anything immediate post WW1-2 is exactly my type of horror, especially in big ol british manors
Are there any good German horrors aside from Nosferatu?
>>204151412Tenderness of the Wolves
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Fly (1986)>Day of the Dead (1985)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Devils (1971)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Deadly Spawn (1983)>Elves (1989)>Carnosaur (1993)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
>>204151412Cabinet of Dr caligari
>>204151512Forgot to add>Nothing but Trouble (1991)
>>204150468>>somehow made for a quarter millThere's no somehow about it, it looks cheap and has terrible uncharismatic actors (besides the guy playing Art). It feels like a school project.
Pls gib horror to stop decision paralysis, 70s preferred
>>204151559
>>204151611>beautiful young french nursesSold
>>204151559Don't Look NowAlice Sweet Alice
>>204151639lol regularly rewatch those but >>204151611 got there first
>>204151637They get naked in it tooThe killer forces two of them to fuck each other
SAY IT
>>204151412Faust.
>>204151697>What's a good stand in for 1960s south side Chicago?>1970s Belfast?kek
>>204151789Say it
>>204151412AngstDer FanSchrammCabinet of Dr. Caligari
>>204151849CANDYMANCANDYMANCANDYMANCANDYMANCANDYMAN
i'm 5 minutes into this at the recommendation of a fellow w/hor/e and i'm already chuckling at the banter.>you strong strong, you strong with a Ci have high hopes that this is /nigga/ kino.
>>204151849DON'T say it
>>204151871>SchrammIs there a more depressing filmmaker than Buttgereit? His films make deeply sad, hopelessly sad.
>>204150964Life After BethWarm BodiesLisa FrankensteinNina Forever
dont look now is one of the worst "horror" movies ever. stop recommending that slop please.
>>204151871Um akshually Angst is Austrian great movie though
>>204151849BEETLEJUICEBEETLEJUICEBEETLEJUICEshit, wrong nigga
>>204152002DON'T look nowDON'T go in the houseDON'T look in the basementDON'T breathe DON'T think itDON'T say itDON'T
>>204152002I watched this for the first time a few weeks ago and it wasn't really a bad movie but it's a shit horror film
Bleh!
>>204151789comfy vatican horror is my favourite subgenre, more horror in italian cities please
>>204152002I can't get past Sutherland's performance
>>204151978that one got a animated sequel
Are you guys jumping straight into the good shit or saving that for later in the month?
>>204152042Hi anon's mom, can anon come out and play?
GARBAGE DAY
>>204152056I'm saving for later and knocking out the stuff I'm less enthusiastic about first
>>204152056I don't plan on watching anything that isn't good
>>204152056It's already the 4th and i've only watched two.
>>204152056I always ramdomize films I haven't seen, this year has been pretty strong, have really bad feeling about tonights Salem's Lot 2024 and VHS Beyond though
>>204152045Obligatory Sackhead appreciation post reminding you to watch Castle Freak for Italian countryside kino >>204152056I have no plan except to watch one film a day which I've never seen before, which year after year means I end the month on a string of trash.
>>204152056breaking up the best shit with the new shit in case the new shit is the bad shit
>>204151905It was fun but it suffers from modern horror's biggest sin:no one fucking dies
Longlegs is Kino of the year, we all agree on this right?
>>204152233Probably Perkins worst movie desu
>>204152229in any other type of movie i would be disappointed but i was sad the two funny people in the beginning died, so all i take from that is mo' bants
>>204152233I hated it
>>204152265and that's saying something
>>204152233>Longlegs is Kino of the year, we all agree on this right?Not even in the top 5 horror movies this year, probably not even the top 10 because I haven't yet seen Alien Romulus, Cuckoo, Terrifier 3 The Substance, Nosferatu of the Speak No Evil remake
>>204152233no. watch more movies genuinely
>>204152180Part of the fun of the season is watching shit movies you otherwise wouldn't bother with
>>204152233it's The Substance for me since I like campy shit
>>204152233 Fuck no, even though 2024 has been a bad year for horror films so far, there is no way that dogshit is at the top.
Personal 2024 rankings UPDATEDTop Tier:MaxxxineIn a Violent NatureLisa FrankensteinLate Night with the DevilBeezelGood Tier:Alien: RomulusStopmotionI Saw the TV GlowHere for BloodWinnie the Pooh Blood and Honey 2FrogmanEight EyesAbigailMid Tier:Salem's LotLonglegsArcadianThe First OmenImmaculateBad Movies:Destroy All NeighborsUnder ParisThe Strangers Chapter 1FollowersBagheadFounders Day
Holy fucking KINO. This movie had everything. Vampires, mummies, werewolves.
>>204152391Well if we're talking so bad it's good schlock, that's different.
>>204152454it's been on my watchlist for like 15 years but I've somehow never gotten to it
>>204152454The sequel is also excellent
What does /hor/ think of "In the mouth of madness"?
>>204152517Kino
>>204152517
>>204152517It's a really good movie, John Carpenter doing Eldritch horror is kino >That fucking arm that always comes out of frame from some strange angle
>>204152517One of the best horror movies ever.>>204152564Based blue-chad!
>>204152056Going blind on all the movies, I decide what I want to watch based on the poster alone.
>>204152503My boi Bruce
>>204152447> Top tier: Late Night with the Devil.I stopped right there.
>>204152517I loved it the first time I've watched it, but the repeated scenes got annoying on rewatch.
Heard about this movie from here, guess I’ll check it out
>>204152517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjJ_uFz-Z9g
>>204152447>Mid Tier>The First OmenIt's as good as the original.
would've been a solid 3.5/5 had it not been for the furry segment and the lackluster wrap around
Who knew Duckman was such a horror fan?https://youtu.be/AgPI2h5a4-g?list=PLLhOnau-tupTY3DYC4YEUqJSHN0aIhCRs&t=20
>>204152735Hve fun! I loved it
>>204152233Absolutely....not. Watch Oddity
>>204152735It's fine
>>204152750You got to be fucking joking, or you're confusing it with The Omen II (which actually is good)Don't compare a classic to that literal slop
>>204152751How's the Toilet Witch segment?
>>204152750Wrong, The Omen ISN'T mid, just The First Omen
>>204152783The First Omen is good, it's definitely better than Longlegs or I Saw the Tranny Glow
you asked for it and here it is, my opinion about the new VHS>frame narrativethe weakest part of the movie, as usual. makes no sense how it presents the tapes>storkgood fun, resident evil-esque, nice puppet and makeup effects. I liked that the cops won, doesnt usually happen in this kind of joint>indianI think it was an interesting concept, it had some nice visuals and it was clever how they set it in a music video shoot so they can use more cameras and angles, but still probably my least favorite, I wanted to know a bit more about the lady, and it would've been better if she actually turned into the guy, kind of allowing him to be the star he wanted to be>orangesThis one was the only one to get me with the pickup truck jumpscare, nice creature design even if the cgi was not great, but I respect their choice of setting it during the day. Was kind of obvious they ran out of budget with the whole shooting the movie there, but it was good. I think it would've been fun if the aliens really enjoyed the pickup truck and the ending shot was them admiring it and the guy being confused, but then again Im a retard>dogsthat was just Justin Long making no name actors go through what he went through in tusk, but Im a sucker for forced transformation/body horror/mad scientist stories so I liked it. Some chuckles were had with the activists>mojavethe writing is miles above what you would expect from this kind of movie, I love Flanagan so you might think differently. it was so good that it kind of felt out of place.
>>204152783Damien sucks, man.
>>204152517Probably the best lovecraftian movie there is, in both style and substance.
Se7en 35mm scanhttps://gofile.io/d/8HfUjZ
>>204152815>This piece of literal shit is slightly less shitty than these two pieces of literal shitIt's still shit
>>204152815>I Saw the Tranny Glowkek
>>204152859it's a good, enjoyable religious horror
>>204152809it was ok. her going berserk and killing everyone didn't make much sense —it seemed more like an excuse to have a bunch of gore on screen— but it had some neat stuff in there, and i think she's supposed to be a robot?
>>204152937I thought the choice to call it "A Nightmare on Designated Shitting Street" was pretty funny at least
I didn't remember this being as good as it was
>>204152978r lee ermey is a kino machine and you cant go wrong with jessica biel
>>204151512>wanting remasters of any sortoriginals in their grainy and gritty messes work best for horror, adds more atmosphere
I've had enough of fiction. I want to watch something REAL. Something that actually happened. Either a real event recreated as accurately as possible with actors, or, even better, just facts presented in the most terrifying way possible.
>>204153028>wanting true crime documentarieshai sister, netflix has plenty of sexy serial killer docs to choose from
>>204153028
>>204152910First Omen was one of the most creatively bankrupt, visually ugly, soulless pieces of shit I've seen in awhile. >Dude what if we took the iconic scene from the first film, same dialogue and all, but added shitty CGI fire!?What a joke of a film. It's not even a film, it's a corporate product, just like The Exorcist Believer and The Strangers Chapter 1
>>204152758There's this Duckman episode called The Tami Show that really messed with my head as a kid, couldn't even sleep that night.
>>204153028Here you go, sister I know you women love them Ted Bundy documentaries, so have a film about him
>>204153028Watch the Dahmer series.
>>204153084>It's not even a film, it's a corporate productgo take your estrogen
>>204153160>HE DOESN'T LIKE THE SLOP! SHUT IT DOWN! TURN HIM INTO A TROON!No thanks, Mr. Goldberg, I'll pass
>>204153028watch The Girl Next Door and then read about the real case on wikipedia
>>204151905It’s hilarious but the horror parts suck
>>204153028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXyBaKL1FlE
>>204153049>>204153118What do you take me for? I don't have Netflix. But even if I did, those documentaries are way too overproduced. They try to push some narrative, instead of just giving the facts. A lot of times, horror movies are better when they don't show the monster/killer/whatever. What you don't see is scarier than what you do see. The kinds of movies that you're suggesting are basically breaking the documentary equivalent of that rule.
>>204152056Jumping right in. Watching the Hooper Salem’s Lot. Watched the first Addams Family last night.
>>204153058I wish I could see this one for the first time again, one of my favourites.
>>204153028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ2yZjnPwQc
>>204153193you're sound so hysterical, I bet you have meltdowns irl when people like movies because they're studio made and not indies lmao
>>204153352You clearly have misunderstood my reply, anonBy "corporate", I mean a soulless piece of slop made purely to milk money from retards who were nostalgic for the original. It's what all those "legacy sequels" arePlus, I listed some actual criticisms of the film too, but you oddly ignored them and sperged out because I called it corporate.
>>204153467but it's not a sequel, it's a prequel
>>204153569Legacy sequel can refer to prequels too, as long as it's a creatively bankrupt sequel/prequel that was made 40+ years after the original and made only to milk money from the dead franchise.
>>204153028Toybox Killer tapes
>>204153631you watch too many critical drinker videos
>>204153707>It's actually good! >You're just hysterical! >Ummm actually it's a prequel!>You watch too many youtubers or something!You're really out of arguments, aren't you?I don't even watch Youtubers, anon. Imagine needing a Youtuber to tell you what to think about a film, I can make my own opinions lmao
>>204153883i wouldn't say i'm out of arguments i'm just less invested in this argument than you, i can tell you take this corporate warfare stuff very seriously, i just watch movies
>>204153928>I just watch moviesIndeed, so do IOnly I actually form an opinion about the film I just watched. I don't just mindlessly consoom the film and move onto the next one. I can determine what I liked and didn't like about each film I watch.
>>204154035do you? all i see is a lot of buzzwords about corporations and consooming, it doesn't sound very well considered to me
>>204152447baghead was such garbageit really had the potential to be great, but was just some lame wannabe Talk to me
>>204154084>>204154035>>204153928>>204153883It's not that serious, let's just all agree you're both fags and move on
>>204153085That was a surprisingly good episode for the third or fourth season. And yeah, it effectively was a horror. Not just the killer, Duckman too.>Well, she's gone to a better place. Now let's get her to an even better place: my basement! We gotta work quick while she's stil posable.
watched 2 horrors today, time for some fap time before I watch some italian horror, thinking about Fulci
>>204154106The Berlin setting was strange, it's obviously supposed to be set in a British pub
>>204153028Chernobyl (2019)
Stop fighting faggots! More horror films!
>>204154109it was his own fault, he always comes into the thread trying to bully his way around with the usual /pol/ buzzwords and gets salty when people disagree with him
>>204152447>Top Tier:>Maxxxine>In a Violent NatureI can only assume your list is backwards.
>>204154084Let's count every buzzword I've used so far in this argument >Slop (x3)>Goldberg >Troon >ConsoomThat's not very many, most of these were used in one post too >>204153193I gave some actual criticisms, but you are oddly pissed off about this corporate thing for some reason and can't stop focusing on it. Here, I'll type some of these criticisms out again and add a few more>Completely devoid of creativity >Using awful CGI>Visually ugly>Awful script/dialogue >Tries too hard to "reference" other films like Possession, which just continues to prove it's indeed devoid of new ideas>Awful ending, literally feels as if it's straight from a Marvel film>Laughable attempts at being scary/creepy (Creepy kid makes creepy drawings!? No way, this totally was never done before!)Etc>>204154291What the hell are you talking about? I haven't even done this before. Everyone who disagrees with you is not one person, anon
>>204154342sorry but your posting style is a little too recognizable to obfuscate yourself
>>204153058That film was way better than any made-for-TV movie had any right to be.
Recommend me A FILM or possibly SEVERAL FILMS from the past two years that are worth checking out.
did anyone watch Platform 2? I somewhat liked the first one
>>204154443>Claims I never made any arguments and was only using buzzwords>Prove him wrong >Has no rebuttals for my arguments>Starts schizo postingI accept your concession I guess? I'm curious about which posts you thought were mine thoughYou said something about "/pol/ buzzwords", so are you talking about the spammer who goes off about women being "roasties" and his odd obsessions with X? If so, that spammer got banned a day or two ago (Jannies deleted all of his posts again lmao), and his posts always contain tons of broken English and mentions of his odd fetishes.
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>>204151930Peepee Poopoo
>>204154489Oddity
>>204152517Sam Neill kino
>>204154604no you're the other loser, the elitist one who is too graceless to understand people have different opinions to him
>>204153329I watched this film on TV when I was like 8 or 9 and did not know it would feature a violent murder at the climax. Disturbed me for weeks.
>>204154217Don't Torture a Duckling is good
>>204154489Late Night With The Devil
>>204154489When Evil LurksOddity
>>204151789The first half was fairly rote exorcism schtick we've seen a hundred times outside of Crowe being a likable protagonist but the ridiculous second half with basically priest action scenes kind of won me over.
>>204154676I'm not him, that sounds like you projecting though>Too graceless to understand people have different opinions to himI can understand that, but I decided to give my opinion as well, which made you oddly pissed off and you started claiming I was the evil /pol/ buzzword boogeyman or whatever. You still don't even have one rebuttal for my criticisms yet either, in fact, you keep ignoring them and instead decided to start schizo posting to try and change the topic of the argument.
i did not expect The Blackening to be my second favorite new horror movie this year. very funny movie. i wasn't surprised to find out that tim story directed this. that dude has made some bangers.
>>204151412Anatomy 1&2....And I just realized I recced the wrong movies to the anon that was doing a drug trial last month. Meant these instead of Autopsy.
>>204154783disturbed wrote a song about these guys
I liked In A Violent Nature. But I can see why people hated it. The whole thing was a little... Jacking itself off with the premise. That's both the charm and the downfall. Whenever our killer walks somewhere, you see him walking. When you see him preparing to kill someone, we get an extended shot of him crouching down, and putting down his hook on the ground, and picking up the axe instead, and THEN killing the guy. And then another extended shot of him walking back, slowly crouching down to pick up the hook, and then walking some more. Every time. The whole "showing his perspective" thing is clever enough but it can easily overstay its welcome. Outside of a couple good shots (the toy car scene) the conceit wore out it's novelty by the end of the flick, even though I came fully prepared for glacial, pretentious cinema. Maybe there's a certain level of excellence you need to justify that shit, and the picture somehow failed to "earn" its style after the fourth or fifth iteration of this. Or maybe it just wanted for variety. The high points were high - whole theater loved the Yoga Lesbian getting MK-Fatalitied - so that's good. Ending was REALLY jacking itself off. I get it, but come on. Still liked the movie.
>>204154929I'm sorry but do you really listen to Disturbed
The substance was more funny than scary the only scenes that were kinda disturbing were the teeth pulling/fingernail pulling scenes. Also when the old hag goes schizo while cooking a bunch of rotten food, but even then those scenes pale in comparison to the shit you'd see on 4chan. The big monster reveal at the end was so lame, some YouTube skits have better costumes than that.
>>204154944Loved the movie until the ending. It was a total cop out and COWARDLY ending that bootlickers will call "a subversion of expectations". I guess they just couldn't write a good ending from Johnny's POV so they made whatever the fuck that was.
>>204154944i agree with that except i didn't think the yoga scene was anything special. some moments were cute and justified the conceit but overall it was some style, hardly any substance.
>>204154952tell me this is not a total banger https://youtu.be/A8IyvIWOpqQ
>>204151412The Nightmare 2015
>>204154952>Listening to Disturbed is bad because....because okay!?What music do YOU listen to, smart guy!?
>>204149224Walled In actually isn't bad. It's more 8 Movies To Die For tier than straight syfy trash.Devour is only worth it for Dean Winchester and some brief monster titty.Other two I haven't seen but I was tempted to give Nine Lives a watch.
>>204155123This nigga's down with the sickness lmaooooo
>>204154792>i like this movie>"IT'S NOT EVEN A FILM IT'S A CORPORATE PRODUCT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIKE THIS SLOP SLOP SLOP"that's why you didn't get a reasonable rebuttal, you made a disingenuous, borderline hysterical post and recieved shitposts in return
The Puppet Master marathoner just got sniped.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6g_LgTqEMk
You know which movie fucked me up far more than any horror or psychological thriller has?There's a scene in some mid 00's movie in which a woman lures an unsuspecting man into some empty warehouse with the promise of a good time, asks him if he "likes it rough", straps him unto a medical chair thingy and out of corner pop out a team of surgeons to extract his liver.Then the woman says something like "how's that for rough?" while the man keeps screaming and trying to free himself. Then she says "thanks a lot for your donation" and walks away.I keep thinking back to it from time to time. This simple enough scene has traumatized me far more than Hostel, 8mm, Irreversible or whatever else was filmed with the purpose of dealing a blow to the psyche.
>>204154952>knowing a fact about a thing means you are a fan of that thingAbsolutely stupefied
>>204155123Lately I've been into atmospheric drum n bass like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP0l3qHkt_0When I listen to metal though I listen to death metal and slam, not gay shit like Disturbedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky5bWz3z0Eo
>>204155311That's why I phrased it as a question IDIOT
I HATE Star Wars. Gimmie BASKET CASE anyday. -Glenn "666 Satan's Child" Danzig
>>204151322There was this horror movie I saw on late night TV maybe 20 years ago. I think it was a 70s movie tha took place in a maybe boarding school, some kid finds a book with a metal pentagram on the cover, I think they cut there finger on it. I can't really remember anything else. Fo you guys know what I'm talking about?
>>204155223The Harvest Project
>>204154489Terrifier 2
I didn't expect to love V/H/S Beyond as much as I did, the series finally got back on track to being fun and consistent in segment quality. 4th segment was the weakest conceptually, but beyond that it was a great time.>>204154944It would have worked better as a short film. It makes for a fun concept for people to build upon and there's some fun kills, but beyond that it felt like more of a relaxing stroll through the Canadian woods while occasionally our protagonist would kill someone or easedrop in on a conversation.
>>204155170>Ignores all the actual arguments I made>Decides to focus on one thing I said for the entire argumentWhy have you been obsessing over this corporate thing for the entire argument? I made multiple criticisms yet you refuse to even respond to them. Did you run out of arguments, so instead decided to focus on one insult I used against the film, instead of the actual criticisms? Lets re-read this post you won't stop obsessing over>>204153084First, I gave a few vague criticisms, which I expanded on laterThen, I described one scene which I didn't like and describe why I didn't like it (The scene was literally ripped straight from the original film, filmed it worse, and they added shitty CGI effects to make it even more worse in an attempt to make it "new")Only after this did I make the corporate insult, which was hyperbolic. Obviously I know it's a film lmao.
>>204155355You phrased it in a way that you already assumed the answer(picture of laughing girls and “I’m sorry but”) which put the anon in a position that would have made him sound embarrassed and lying if he said “no” even if he meant it. If you were genuinely asking you would have asked “do you listen to disturbed”
>>204155223sometimes it's the simple stuff that works the best
First Omen bitches, leave
>>204155494Sorry Cabin anon I didn't know you were such a big Disturbed fan, I'll stop making fun of them just for you
>>204155398I was not expecting the vaporwave soundtrack.
how bad is the Carrie remake?
>>204155223Now I want to watch that scene
Questions regarding Herzog's Nosferatu:Was there a reason Lucy and Mina had their traditional names/roles swapped? Why was Dracula actively spreading the plague, which would greatly reduce his food supply? And if Dracula just wanted to die and resented being kept alive for centuries without love, why didn't he just stay up until sunrise on his own accord?Greatly enjoyed the atmosphere and visual direction of the film. Definitely a top 5 vampire movie.
Who is the audience for things like this exactly? Who unironically would want to own these shitty films?
>>204155650Well, Shallow Ground is actually a good horror movie for starters.
>>204154489
>>204155650Bored teenagers. At least that's what I was when I bought a couple of those at Walmart. They were fun with friends.
>>204155650Blood Gnome looks promising
Do Oscar bait horror films exist, besides A24/Jordan Peele shit?
>>204155564>no argumentI won
>>204155446i'm not really interested in your critcisms of the movie, it's more your reasonings behind them. i've seen you do it before and you're familiar with NPM so don't play dumb and pretend you're not a regular, we both know you're the elitist loser who is always trying to dick measure and force his opinions as the only consensus
>>204155747longlegs?
>>204155752Lol OK fat boy
>>204155826it's a Nic Cage movie, it's not oscar bait at all it was just overhyped
>>204155747
>>204152233It's not a good movie, it's not a good horror movie, it's not anything.
>>204155650Pajeet, they like shit.
>>204155595Which one.
Gib horror with strange creatures
>>204156051
>>204155650>DvD clearance bin slopI used to love rifling through these back when I was buying DvDs. Got Tales From The Crypt/Vault of Horror for $5.
>>204155398seen it
>>204156051Juno
>>204156070Is fungus a creature? I need a Jain scholar and a vegan>>204156128Teenagers count even less as creatures than fungus does i'm pretty sure I don't need a survey for that I might watch something retarded like Ghoulies
>>204156051The HallowsAttack the BlockGrabbersTremorsEvolution not really horror but stillThe MistDeep RisingMimic>>204156197A fungus is a living being and capable of some pretty horror tier things like brain control so yeah
>>204155822I genuinely have no clue who this elitist loser is. I haven't argued over a film in /hor/ like this before. I'm pretty sure these criticisms aren't "elitist" either. Can't anyone tell when a sequel/prequel is devoid of creativity? Is it truly elitist to point out an ending being laughably bad? >You're reasonings behind themAs in, why I think what I do? Here, I'll use the ending criticism for an example. Here's what I said earlier >>Awful ending, literally feels as if it's straight from a Marvel filmThe ending is awful because it's clear they are trying to set up for some sort of sequel. They could have easily ended it during the part when she's running out of the burning church, which isn't truly creative (Other films like Suspiria have had similar endings), but would have still been a better choice. Instead, we get a forced "epic" moment that implies there might be a sequel where she fights Damien (Because we truly need more sequels, right!?). It would be possible too, as Damien didn't die in the original Omen, only in the third sequel, which they could ignore just like Halloween 2018 ignored all the other past sequels.Why I said it feels like a Marvel film is because of how it was done>Guy walks up to the protagonist>*Dramatic pause*>"You're son....">*Dramatic pause*>"Damien" >*Instantly cuts to credits and music
>>204156283Good, great analysis! Please just move to Second Omen!
>>204156275>The HallowReally good movie, very creepy.
Give me a horror/shock movie that's on par with a rekt thread in terms of body horror
>>204156275>A fungus is a living being and capable of some pretty horror tier things like brain control so yeahTriffids are still plants even though they walk and whip people with chemical burn tongues, i'm unconvinced a fungus is a creature
>>204155974chloe grace moretz one
Just finished Late Night with the Devil and I loved it, my favourite horror in the last few years.
>>204154217don't torture your duckling
>>204156408Watch the superior version it was ripped off from now
>>204156377Terrifier 1 and 2 if you haven't. especially 2
>Unironically watching modern slop when there's tons of older films to watchDoes nigga/hor/ really?
The Late Night with the Devil steelbook came with an air freshener so my car doesn't smell like a demon's asshole anymore
>>204156377nevermind i misread your post
Perfect horror movies: AlienThe BlobThe Thing
>>204156546from beyondin the mouth of madnessfrankenhooker
>>204156517>Reach out and tongue someoneWhat did they mean by this?
>>204156568Kolobos
>>204151322https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X--5r80zAm4
>>204156568>Frankenhooker /film/ kino
>>204156522you don't have any fucked up body horror films anon??
>>204152447>Top Tier:>Beezelanother win for the Beezel Brigade
>>204156546Which version of The Blob? I've never watched any of them?
>>204155595I recall it being lifeless.
This Bundy movie is pretty ridiculous and bad. He does the Michael Myers disappearing into thin air act.
>>204155647It seemed like the plague just came with vampires regardless.
>>204156670as shocking as a rekt thread? nope.
>>204155595The 2000s one is goodThe 2010s one is shit
>>2041567511988
>>204156781how many terrible bundy movies are they gonna make
>>204156546>>204156841
>>204156513This nigga gets it, nothing like watching a movie with either of these four.
>>204156855There's been more good ones than bad.Good - Deliberate Stranger (1986)Ted Bundy (2002)No Man of God (2021)Bad- the Netflix Efron oneAmerican Boogeyman
>>204156855Ted BundyTed, Ted, and Teddy: Ted Bundy 2Ted Bundy 3DAmerican Ted BundyTed Bundy BloodlinesTed Bundy ResurrectionReturn of Ted BundyBride of Ted BundyCult of Ted Bundy Ted Bundy vs Jeffery Dahmer The Serial Killer AvengersThe Serial Killer Avengers: Infinity WarThe Ted BundyTed Bundy (remake)
>>204156841Cheers, gonna watch it.
>>204156798unfortunate
>>204156957Fincher's Zodiac and Mindhunter are the closest thing to the true crime cinematic universe
You fags recommended this to me last yearI have watched 6 episodes so farEach one worse than the lastFuck youFaggots
>>204156970Based. I love it so much
>>204157105watch Cabinet of Curiosities instead. Way better and more consistent horror anthology show.
this is gonna be good
>>204157105I've only watched Cigarette Burns but it was great
>>204157217>Netflix>2022I have no reason the think this would be anything other than absolute shit.
>>204157104I'd add Jack the Ripper 1988, which I'm watching right now.Which begs the question, besides this and From Hell, are there any other good Jack the Ripper kinos?
Going to see The Substance tomorrow
Are any of the children of the corn sequels good?
>Vhs Beyondcurrently watching the dog shortthe police and the airplane shorts are really good, the india short is horrible. calm down with the shaky cam on that one, jeezwhat happened to the very end of the airplane short? did the guy get probed by blue light?
>>204157316Edge of Sanity
>>204157337good luck
>>204157337G watch some actual kino instead
>>204157273It's actually good, I promise you. Great set design and production design in general, that alone sets it apart from its contemporaries like Creepshow which almost every episode just looks amateur.
>>204157356crushed by tractor beam i'd guess
>>204157386*Go
>>204157105Only one I remembered being decent was Cigarette Burns because it was comfy and that one episode in Season 2 because the chick had huge tits. The rest feel like early Supernatural episodes
>>204157396Fine. I will watch it. But if it sucks, I will come back and I will find you and I will hold you accountable.
>>204156791He specifically ordered Renfield to take an army of rats to another country's capital and spread it there.
So a lot of horror movies have kinda shitty endings that drag down the overall quality of the movie. But what are some horror kinos where the ending is actually on par with the rest?
>>204157476Sinister
>>204157476frankenhooker
>>204157105They're all good faggot. You expect too much from horror. If you think masters of horror is bad, you're clearly a modern horror "fan."
I thought this movie was a meme but it was genuinely good and hilarious.
>>204157476Endings in horror film generally rule, because they end the shitty film. That's my take
Happy endings in a horror film suck. The best endings are where everyone dies or there is just no hope at the end.
>>204157517NTA but Masters of Horror is fucking garbage besides from Cigarette Burns
>>204151789Times you acted like the Pope's Exorcist?
>>204157517You're trying way too hard to fit in. Chocolate wasn't even horror.
>>204157386One of the best
>>204157598I'm not trying to fit in, they're all plenty entertaining except for a few. What do you expect from 40 minute shorts. If I was trying to fit in I would say some dumbass opinion like yours
>>204153155https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovq3vwu3yH0&t=6sI prefer this
I did not care for FrankenhookerIt insists upon itself
>>204157105It has some funny episodes like Deer Woman & Sick Girl. Imprint is by far the darkest episode, then there's Cigarette Burns of course . But all in all it's a really mediocre show. You can't even really call it comfy either because it just looks like any other generic show. The spiritual successor to the show "Fear Itself" is similarly bad and only had one great episode "Eater"
if you like Frankenhooker watch Blood Diner
Just Watched 1972's Asylum, pretty solid...Charlotte Rampling was such a fucking fox...
>>204157562The title may deceive you into thinking it's a bargain bin parody movie but it's directed by Frank Henenlotter, a legendary cult horror filmmaker. All of his stuff is great.
>>204157801Besides Bad Biology That movie is garbage
>>204157730Based
>>204157730Not sure I fully understand the comparison but I second watching Blood Diner. Very fun movie.
If you like Candyman watch Bye Bye Man
>>204157770>No 2009 Nancy?Why does the 2009 Elm Street get so much shit? Yeah it's flawed but it's still not a bad remake. Rooney was so cute in this. And no Lori from Freddy vs Jason?
>>204157897Lori is on the Friday the 13th chart
>>204151322What is this from?
Beezel was a better movie than Oddity.
>>204156546Halloween
>>204157836just weird, funny horror. feel like they have a similar vibehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_OP9IX4Ot0
I just farted and smelled my fart and it was stinky
If you like Friday the 13th watch Friday the 13th Part 2
The Substance wasn't bad, pretty gud.Any anons have anymore movies similar to it?? Preferably involving drugs/addiction.
>>204158000Typical August Underground fan
>>204156781Thought that was Matt Berry in the thumbnail and now I'm imagining a Bundy film starring Matt Berry
>>204156957Bundy
>>204157939I find that hard to believe. Can you elaborate?
>>204157349heavens no
If you like Halloween and Halloween watch Halloween
>>204157476The Thing
>>204157476The Fly
>>204156957based
>>204158022The Rejuvenatorhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095971/
>>204157897It's astonishingly boring
>>204157476Henry
>>204157316read From Hell, it's possibly the best comic or graphic novel ever created
>>204156957i liked the prequel TV show
>>204158091all these goddamn halloweens have made my filenaming scheme look stupid to keep those films together in the folder
>>204151322Any decent nun horror out there? Loved Black Narcissus, not exactly horror but had some good scary scenes.I've also seen The Nun
>>204158081I felt like I was watching a movie and not a stage play with bad sound. The atmosphere was more effectively creepy/spooky throughout the whole movie. The pacing was more consistent. It (mostly) had better characters. The lore was more effectively built.
>>204158207add numbers before them
>>204158157I liked how it encompassed the Internet in disseminating the mythos of Freddy; something horror should really take a note of and makes sense how the lore of Freddy can never fully die since the whole world is now his Springwood. >>204158124I remember this movie. Yeah The Substance reminded me of this and The Leech Woman
>>204158091What if I liked Halloween but not Halloween?
SOMEONE PLEASE SPOIL ME THE TERRIFIER 3 DEATHSPLEASE
>>204157937thanks, recieved a PM from someone on here, it's demonia (1990)
>>204158267You may like Halloween II but not Halloween II
>>204157438Hope you like it.If you like episode one, keep going. If you're on the fence after episode 1 then hop to ep 3, 3 is probably my favorite episode
>>204158207How does your movie filenaming scheme not include the year? With all the fucking reboots and remakes it's impossible not to.
>>204158291And what is the Church's stance on liking Halloween, but not Halloween, disliking Halloween II, but liking Halloween II?
>>204158252that always works, until i got to the zombie remakes, then the nu halloweens. its literally:>halloween>halloween 2 ... etc.>halloween (zombie)>halloween (zombie) 2>halloween (nu)>halloween (nu) 2--Halloween Killsi just realized i didnt even keep the Halloween Ends file lol
>>204156395I'd say an ambulatory plant counts as a creature. On those occasions where they grow on something...or someone...they and fungi can also produce a creature.
>>204158336Not all Halloweens are equal
>>204158227Alright, I'll give it a try. The atmosphere, pacing, and characters of Oddity were all great. I hope the lore isn't too spelled out though, I enjoyed the mystery of Oddity as it was revealed over the course of the story.
>>204158100>>204158120Great calls.
>>204158207Halloween 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, H20, (redacted), Halloween 1, 2, Halloween 2018, Kills, Ends. There that wasn't hard.
>>204158330i only add the year if its a single remake, or if the reboot is a series and the original is a single film in which case i throw a date on the original. it works fine, but these fucking halloweens throw a wrench in the works.
>>204157476The Haunting
>>204158217You'd probably like The Devils
>>204158396i like it when the movies in a series are consecutive, i don't want to jump around i just want to click my mooby
>>204158207I name them like this>Halloween>Halloween II>Halloween III: Season of the Witch>Halloween IV: Return of Michael Myers>Halloween V: Revenge of Michael Myers>Halloween VI: Curse of Michael Myers>Halloween VII: 20 Years Later >Halloween VIII: Resurrection >Rob Zombie's Halloween>Rob Zombie's HalloweenI don't give a fuck about the new ones lmao
>>204157476
>>204158470Shit meant>Rob Zombie's Halloween>Rob Zombie's Halloween II
>>204157476The Brapper
>>204158470nice. i don't even know why Kills is in here and Ends isn't i should delete that one too. 2018 is okay but completely unnecessary.
>>204158470>Black NarcissusSeason of the Witch is the only Halloween movie I care to watch.
>>204158396now try to keep the timelines straightHalloween > 2 > 4 > 5 > 6Halloween > 2 > H20 > ResurrectionHalloween > Halloween IIHalloween > Halloween > Halloween Kills > Halloween EndsHalloween 3
>>204158217Sister Death from last year is pretty good. It’s a prequel to Veronica which also has nuns in it (as teachers in an all-girls school, not a main focus of the story though). Immaculate was alright but a bit trashy compared to The First Omen
>>2041585062018 serves as an adequate modern finale, Kills and Ends just water it down more.
>>20415836501. Halloween02. Halloween 203. etc.
>>204158387>I enjoyed the mystery of Oddity as it was revealed over the course of the story.You'll get that with Beezel
>>204156957two titans of terror will finally meet
>episodes of are you afraid of the dark are better than modern horror slopI haven't seen a single movie released this year that is better than a children's show from the 90s.
>>204157476Saw 1, 2, 3 and 6
>>204158574TITANS of TRUE CRIME: A Netflix Original
>>204158470I fucking despise the Rob Zombie ones, I hate all his movies, I don't quite know why but I feel very viscerally disgusted and annoyed watching any of them.
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>>204158365Ends was better than some of the other ones
>>204158569that's how i name the james bond movies>>204158554they ran with the obvious idea (shut-in laurie creating a death trap house) and i liked that. yeah it was a reasonable modern finale. still completely unnecessary, but you could say that about 70% of horror movies.
>>204158620I hate the rest of his movies too but I never hated his Halloweens for some reasonThey're decent 2000s slashers
>>204158574Bundy v Dahmer 2.0 Bundy x Dahmer: Age of GacyBundy versus Dahmer 4Bundy vs Dahmer: AbsolutionBundy vs Dahmer: The Final ChapterBundy seVen DahmerTed & Jeff
>>204158612What poor taste!
>>204158091only Halloween and Halloween 3 Season of the Witch
>>204158655>that's how i name the james bond moviesthe only issue i have is that Kodi doesn't recognize the files because of this but i can scan them manually and adjust the name in the process without changing the filename.i like Kodi because it can change the refresh rate according to the file's framerate.
>>204158770oh and the library is cool too.
>>204158620He's good at making hillbilly horror, but that's not what Halloween is about. Seeing Michael Myers twisted from some supernatual monster to some autistic white trash beating people to death ruined the whole concept.
>>204158725Nooooo these were real people who's lives were lost!
>>204158630I'm staying here
>>204158890Ted & Jeff 2: The Ultimate Foefacing the most prolific serial killer of all time, with the highest bodycount in the history of mankind, in fact, more than every other serial killer in the 20th century put together, likely to literally be Satan on Earth....Ed Gein!
>>204155907I agree with every good and every bad thing said about this one. Nothing else like it in that regard. I love it and hate it at the same time.
>>204155119I loved this movie and I was so hopeful for the director but he didn't do anything else. There are basically no watchable German horror movies anymore, sad.
>>204159059Remember when they made a movie about a crocodile and billed it as the deadliest serial killer of all time for God knows what reason?
>>204159226Primeval, based off failed attempts to capture Gustav, the maneater croc in Burundi. Kind of weak film unfortunately, too much 2000s color grading and editing. Rogue is a better croc film from the same year.
