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First for Dragon Wars

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Halloween general

While it's not the worst segment out of any of these dogshit movies, the dog one was really really really bad

What are the best horror movies so far this year?

Are any of these VHS movies good? They always seemed like shite to me

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To the anon who recommended that documentary about the Donner Party, thank you. That was some horrific shit.
>that part with the 13 month old boy crying over the half eaten corpse of his mother

>>204165470
another grim year, don't even want to answer desu.

>>204165480
The first two have like two good segments between them, after that there's like one worth watching out of every two movies, they're really not good unless you LOVE horror anthologies, and even then they're slop
>>204165470
I kinda liked Blackest Darkness but it's slow burn wannabe lynchian sloppa

>>204165480
First two are the only ones worth watching all the way through. I loved the first one when it first dropped, but it's pretty dated now. Second one still holds up well.

>>204165480
if you have to ask, your quality bar is probably too high to enjoy them.

>>204165480
Not really, everything after 2 is trash

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Good build up and then it's nothing.

>>204165480
1 is okay. 2 is still the best to this day. 85 was okay too. latest one is watchable but has one segment that is very easily in the top 3 for the entire franchise.

>>204165559
You would think entering DC would be the real horror

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>>204165407
Dino edition

I can watch the new VHS without having seen all the others ones right? I saw the one from last year at least and the original a long time ago

>>204165495
I'm hoping there's another fun movie like Deadstream that came out this year

>>204165584
>one segment that is very easily in the top 3 for the entire franchise
Sure hope you're talking about the last one, because every other one has been garbage to ok
>>204165613
It's just a horror anthology retard

>second segment is about jeets
saaaars

>>204165613
yeah. i think only like the first three are vaguely related in the overarching segment. the rest kind of do away with that.

>>204165621
There's a funny guy coming just around the corner

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>>204165559
>Filtered by Leaving D.C.

>>204165613
Yeah, they're standalone

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still not enough Beezel discussion for my liking
>>204165621
check out Beezel. it's more scary than comedy and not as good, but I liked Deadstream so you might like it.

>slopstream
Dashcam was better

>>204165665
>tricking anon into missing out on the vhs continuity
good one

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dane dehaan decided to ride with pic related on her bike down to the shithole town at the foot of the hill and he never asked her age? he's playing a dangerous game.

>>204165674
>4.6/10
oof

>>204165480
They are shite, but easy to watch and somewhat addicting shite. I disliked the last three entries of the franchise, yet I'll watch the new one tonight.

>>204165454
I think I'm on the last (?) segment right now with the blonde reporter. The entire movie is terrible.
The first segment started okay but just became fucking cringe the more it went on.
The whole movie is so, so, so bad. I don't know why I watch them honestly.
The first one had some merit and there's been maybe 2 or 3 decent segments across all the sequels. But this is unfathomably bad. The Dog one. The Parachute one. Holy canole.

>>204165449
Jill plz

>>204165718
>dane dehaan decided to ride with pic related on her bike down to the shithole town at the foot of the hill and he never asked her age?
isn't that the question of the day?

>>204165729
4.6 what. tranny points on the tran-o-meter?

>>204165729
>4.6/10
Out of 10!

>>204165729
Judging ratings in a /hor/ thread should be a swift ban

>>204165718
For a second I thought this was a shot of Mia from the upcoming Frankenstein film

>>204165741
>the blonde reporter.
the only good one

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>Looks like my torrent of Vampyres might finish tonight
Yay

>>204165784
Why be so defensive about bad movies though?

Having actually been inside a horrible rape UFO, the mechanical flesh on the inside is what it's actually like

>>204165798
hasn't gripped me so far... but at least she is a cute. A CUTE!

>>204165817
kek I asked about that. the stills online look kino, let me know if it's good.

>>204165657
You cannot call this a filtering when I call the build up effective and rightly say that it leads to basically nothing. I don't need a "rawr fly in your face at the end of the movie" scene that is typical of found footage, but this movie really does shit the bed and piss all over your face. They were going for an ambiguous ending but it failed to have any kind of impact.

Found footage that is not shit
Blair Witch
The Bay
Noroi the Curse
Rec
Lake Mungo

>>204165840
it only really comes together in the final minutes. a very subtle horror, at least in comparison to the overtop horror slop you're used to seeing by now in v/h/s.

>>204165872
>Found footage that is not shit
>>204165872
>Lake Mungo
opinion discarded

>>204165872
The Conspiracy mogs most of your list. Only Noroi holds up to it. Maybe REC.

>>204165850
I'll probably watch it some other day. But I'll post my thoughts after for sure.

>>204165736
This is like the Hell House LLC movies for me. None of them are particularly good but I just found out there's a 4th one so now I have to watch it

>>204165872
The only good movies in that list are Blair Witch and Rec realistically

>>204165872
Leaving DC is a /hor/ classic
>it leads to basically nothing
kek you can't say that and recommend BWP.
I'm a fan of both fwiw.

>>204165872
For me? It's the Blackwell Ghost 7.

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>>204165758
the line she says right before this reaction shot is "my father will come." kek cheeky fucker

>>204165882
At least she can act. I'll give her that. It's the only one so far that's provided an in-universe reason for the camera to be genuinely rolling (other than the cop bodycams I guess).
But then maybe the rest of this movie is such fiery rubbish that my expectations have been ground to dust and I'm over crediting

>>204165924
the first one was ok but did not make me want to sit through 6 more.
Horror in the High Desert however...

Blair Witch is overrated

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I liked it.

>>204165449
For me, it’s Ellie.

>>204165957
I remember it being really good at the time. I'll have to rewatch it.

Barbarian is literally MEN ARE BAD, STUPID, OR EXPENDABLE.

Potential love interest male character? Stupid. So stupid his stupidity is what gets the main female character in trouble in the first place.
Hollywood male character? Rapist and all round bad guy while also being stupid as well. I actually thought for a micro second the director was going to do something TRULY edgy and ballsy and actually give a redemption arc to this character, but no. He's just bad and gets more bad as the movie progresses.
Serial killer/rapist who created inbred monster woman? White male of course. In fucking DETROIT.
Black homeless man? The only decent male character in the entire movie who saves the two MCs. But of course he's then killed 5 minutes later by a monster we're supposed to sympathize with. A FEMALE monster we're meant to sympathize with.
Black male cop? Stupid. Assumes female MC is crazy homeless person and doesn't help her.

This movie is wokeslop; regardless if you liked it or not. Only a retard would try to claim otherwise. The lead actress herself claims it's a femishit movie and that the director gave her a feminist book about MUH FEMALE TRAUMA.

>>204165788
>del toro
i can't believe crimson peak 9 years ago was the last time i saw one of his movies

>>204165872
Lake Mango a shit

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>>204165993
You know what the worst part is? no cool barbarian.

>>204165907
It's insanely bad, I hated the first 3 increasingly and the 4th was somehow worse.

>>204165920
>A /hor/ classic
That means nothing and is probably your own bullshit headcanon which you're entitled to, but people will scrape the bottom of the barrel and call it gold after they've exhausted the reserves of prime horror and are getting desperate. I'm sure if you watched every single found footage film it would rank in the mid to high tier of them, because most of them are complete shit. But Leaving D.C. is a piss in your mouth type of ending. And the Blair Witch comparison does not hold water, it pisses it out like a weakened bladder that cannot contain the pissy comparison. It leads to an ambiguous ending sure but that is where the similarity ends, it is a million times more impactful in its execution than the nothingburger finale of Leaving DC.

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Aight chat, post your /hor/ waifu(s)

Fuck me, I knew these threads would move quick during October but not this fast.

>>204166094
man have to disagree. 2 and 3 were excruciating, 4 was a decent comeback because it remembers that the clowns are the good part of the series not the cult shit.

>>204166125
>no Katherine Hager from AVP2
Hard fail

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>>204166106
doesn't really bother me lol, I'm just saying that either raging about or love DC goes back years.
that's why you were responding to a claire.jpg in the first place.

>>204165407
Where to watch?

>>204166094
now I'm looking forward to the 4th one even more!

>>204166245
Torrent.

>>204166186
meme "taste"

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>>204166125
>>204166196
for me it's psychos

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>>204165798
>splattered into paste over and over but the camera survives

>>204165955
The first HITHD was amazing
for found footage I’ll add Resolution (maybe The Endless, too) and Savageland

>>204166267
i feel retarded but i cant find it

>>204166245
you have to have a 130+ IQ to obtain it unfortunately

>>204166310
embarrassing, desu

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>>204166310
kek this came up last time but I'll say one thing that trips anons up - filenames can't have / in them. try v.h.s

>>204166274
Whatever that means.

>>204166196
who's the hottie with the ring mesh outfit?

>>204166310
free trial of Shidder

>>204166186
Is Bates Motel worth finishing?

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>>204166186
>Vera Farmiga
Somebody post webms of her a Norma Bates in Bates Motel, super hot. Especially her grape scene (:<

>>204166360
Barbara Steele

>>204166125
Where the fuck is Dagon lady

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>>204166244
Well at least it led to some discussion ITT

>>204165993
>Censors all the best WKUK sketches
>>204166286
The villains are always hotter

>>204166310
>>204166335
Forget it i found it, absolute retardation it was the spelling with the slashes

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Do you guys ever have a hard time sleeping after watching spooky scary movies all day?

>>204166310
Go to 1337x.to and search “v h s beyond” just like that

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>>204166355
1. women posted frequently over the past decade by waifufags
2. not unique at all
3. watch more movies

>>204166416
>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Man, Suspiria fucking sucks, I can't stand that fucking movie or Jessica Harper's stupid ass face. I hate it so much it makes me want to piss out of my fat cock. What a stupid fucking movie. Hurr durr there's colors and le Harper and le witches and dancing ahhh Spongebob this is so fucking KINO! I'm going to SCIENCE the HECK out of this! AHHHHHH SUSPIRIA AHHHHH! FUCK THIS MOVIE, it's FUCKING GARBAGE, and EVERYONE WHO RECOMMENDS THIS SLOP IS A SLUT!

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fucking aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>204166385
Getting strong deja vu reading your post…

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>>204166381
Bates Motel has some fire bitches homie, my favorites are Bradley and Cody
https://youtu.be/68xTErY1FJc?si=PsMlEfVVydVT5WCo

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I’m finna boutta check this out

>>204166468
take meds please

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>>204166438
>You sure this is the right cabin?
>*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE
>COME OUT WITH HANDS UP AND YOUR PIRATED MOVIES ON THE FLOOR

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>>204166535
I hope you hate it so much that you kill yourself

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>>204166501
>:)
post moar Vera

Just watched the first cop shit in vhs beyond. I just like spooky shit so I didn't mind it. Are the rest of them any better though?

>>204166468
Are you one of those "it's all le style and no le substance" type of dudebros? Perhaps you felt reluctant to let the atmosphere, set design lighting colour music wash over you, like a hypnotic incantation. Too busy waving your cock around? Well ya done missed out.

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>>204166468
Relax, anon.

>>204166589
First segment was ok-good, 2-4 were pointless unwatchable shit, 5 was pretty good.

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>>204166184
hidden in plain sight

>>204166535
As much as I cringe at excessive RBGs I have to applaud the jack o lantern design.

>>204166614
Damn I'm going have to slog through 2-4 then. At least I have a drink with me. That'll help.

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>Chucky got cancelled

Will a M3gan crossover bring him back?

>>204166453
I’m very curious to see your collage so I can promptly shit on it the same way.

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>>204166186
>My beloved Carrie
I'd be her friend if we went to the same school
Anyway, let's debate our favorite Carrie
what about the Rage: Carrie 2?

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>>204166675
cute!

>>204166186
All dumb sluts
Suspiria is trash for sluts. Dumb sluts look like they're gonna say "I WANT TO WATCH DEADPOOL THE GUY WHO GETS PEGGED IS SO COOL" no shut the fuck up you dumb sluts. Jessica Harper is annoying I'm tired of waifufags they're annoying sluts

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>>204166675
Friendship Ended With Charles Lee Ray
Now M3GAN is my Best Friend

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Horror movies for this feel?

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>>204166125
>>204166125

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>>204166381
I never finished it either so I can’t say lol

>>204166535
I haven't watched any of these. Going to have to catch up at some point.

>>204166752
Kolobos

>>204166758
twins basil

>>204166758
>Doublemint I'm going to cum

>Abduction/Adduction
It grew on me because the general narrative and format of why aliens are such a recent cultural thing and what the fear could be. But it should've been...more? Like it's literally played off as "maybe demons and ghosts were aliens anyway we found the footage after this guy shit out his camera and alien eggs"

>Stork
You will never beat Timo Tjahjanto's Safe Haven and The Subject. That said a decent effort after I found out it was the same team that did The Head Hunter...and ThanksKilling.

>Dream Girl
The requisite short that gets to play with video format but then can't figure out what the fuck is going on outside of a shaky camera and people screaming. Is it a demon? Is it a robot? Is it whatever? Yes!

>Live and Let Drive
From the guy that left Radio Silence and suffers from "weak premise, great delivery" of a sky dive that goes horribly wrong with aliens and an orange grove.

>Fur Babies
Justin Long and his brother/cousin(?) remake Tusk with dogs.

>Stowaway
Mike Flanagan provides the hard sci-fi short of a researcher that abandoned her husband and kid to track down UFOs. Finally finding proof she's trying to host this one person show and gives a nerdy theoretical explanation about how light speed travel would work. And then she thinks she's found a nano-tech first aid kit, but really it takes DNA from already captured creatures if it can't repair you and then the spaceship doors close.

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>>204166706
>Sadako
I can fix her

>>204166742
i missed you

>>204166742
>post Jess
>infinite seethe
Like clockwork.

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>>204166687
Bettis

>>204166758
Sauce?

>>204166679
you won't recognize any of them because you don't watch enough movies.

>>204166758
Dumb fucking sluts "I want to watch Suspiria!", NO shut the fuck up you dumb sluts fucking shut up and shove your science suspiria slop up your asshole dumb sluts OH DUDE THE FILM IS A MASTERPIECE LOOK AT THE COLORS, no SHUT UP
SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB SHUT UP
Also Candyman needs to shut up too I'm tired of him bitching SHUT UP YOU DAMN SLUT!

>>204166687
Carrie 2 is the best one desu

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>Stork:
tried to do too much, but decent Resident Evil fun.
>Dream Girl
BLOODY BASTARD SIR! I despise generic monster sounds. robots should make robot noises fuckin retards.
>Live and Let Dive:
Fun gore - I would have liked a full length of this. though disliked the alium design, greys would have been better.
>Fur Babies:
should have been cut but last part made me laugh.
>Stowaway:
Decent.
>last wraparound thing
Should have had more of that wtf.

>>204166826
imagine the smell

Suspiria is just an advertisement for italians

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>>204166823
This is such a cool shot. Imagine a bit higher budget and seeing Ayys annihilate these cities from the air

>>204166908
RUDE.

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>>204166865
picrel.
it's kino

>>204166865
Twins of Evil

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>>204166908
don't bully

>>204166908
Smell your own asshole, you fucking slut
No seriously, shove a finger your ass and smell it, you fat slut. Hopefully the smell will cause you to kys
>>204166912
No it's Candyman advertising hamburgers which have tiny microphones in them made by Plankton to brain wash people into liking slut movies like Suspiria

>>204167005
Don’t make me blush

The opening short in Beyond is kino btw

>>204167037
Shove a finger up your ass and smell it, you fat slut
>>204166847
Dumb slut covered in period blood probably working for Dario Argento's Candyman hamburger corporation

>>204167085
I am once again asking you to keep your homo posts to yourself

>>204167122
Shut the fuck up Candyman

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Who's your favorite portrayal of Angela Baker?

>>204167144
My own

>>204165480
I still think about the Asian cult vignette from 1 or 2, can't recall

>>204167144
The Candyman one because he's a dumb slut

>>204166866
Try me.

>>204165872
>No Grave Encounters
Why are you gay?

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I wonder if Flanagan's section was inspired by this classic

>>204167213
I like Grave Encounters but it's not good, I just find the faggy fake psychic really really funny.

>>204167213
He's Candyman or Spongebob

>>204167005
Pure schizo babble

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>>204167144
This one.

>>204167256
ignore him. literal homosexual autist who will just spam the same babble over and over til the jannie sends him to the psych ward.

>>204167303
Shut up Candyman, you're a fucking slut
>>204167256
No Spongebob + Plankton + Candyman + Jessica Harper = The ultimate slut
Also Frankenhooker is kino watch it

>>204167296
She looks hot but she also looks like she should have worn more sunscreen

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I'm almost considering waiting until all of these out so I don't have to keep checking the date

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>>204165407
I can't believe Alanah Pearce is not both /v/ and /tv/ aprooved

>>204165407
It was so shit bros
Not even a single good segment
I hate shudder so much

>>204167368
Spongebob lives in my balls and won't stop yelling racial slurs SHUT UP YOU SLUT
>>204166184
Hellraiser
>>204166535
Watch Frankenhooker instead

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>>204165407
What did she say to her?

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>>204167377
she actually kind of looks like Flanagan's wife who directed the segment, so it's kind of a self insert

>>204167296
I've been fapping to this ever since it posted here a couple of weeks ago.

>>204167456
>a couple of weeks ago
newfag-kun........

>>204167445
"your gay"

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>>204167445
I guess... it was Lost in Translation

>>204167445
"Candyman, Spongebob, Plankton, and Jessica Harper are the four horsemen of sluts who spread Mcdonalds propaganda for Dario Argento's burger company"
>>204166416
bark bark bark bark bark bark
>>204165674
Kino movie it exposes Argento's Candyman burger company
>>204167296
Man, Sleepaway Camp is so kino

Time to watch my movies. Wish me kino, /hor/bros

>>204167490
I only come here in the Autumn (September - October - early November).

>>204167377
Bimbo version of Alanah is rather hot just saiyan

>>204167445
She either told her god wasn't real/she saw nothing, or that god was real and she was going to hell, or that god was real and she was going to heaven, I don't think you're supposed to know.

>>204167377
>>204167541
Definitely cock slap worthy

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no matter how meandering and repetitive and obvious this movie is, the ending always makes up for it

>>204167377
>foot tattoo
would not fuck

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>>204166687
>here’s that ugly freckled femcel no one would take to the prom

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>>204166125
Hey! Cool it with the sexism, it's the current year. Do better, man

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>>204166125
Would you a snake?

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First segment is an easy 9/10 for me. Better than anything in the last VHS that I can recall.

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Night 2 of the spooktober stream. Tonight we're going to watch THE FUNHOUSE (1981) followed by an intermission break where we watch classic Halloween cartoons. The next flick will be a movie that you vote on.

Link to stream: https://hyperbeam.com/i/-GosA6pe
You don't need an account. Just create a name and join as a guest.

Vote for our first movie: strawpoll.com/3RnYXDw89ye

First cartoon will start in 8 minutes.

>>204167637
cute

Who would win Art the Clown or the Grabber? Jigsaw is the referee

>>204167723
It was good until the bird alien, then I didn't really like it anymore. Needed more zombie babies.

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>>204167296
>objectifying women in 2024
Umm... future film directors, how about don't?

>>204167637
She was cute as af in Badlands, I ran an image search on Sissy Spacek Badlands and it is all just poorly shooped deepfake pornography so I will not be posting a picture from her in Badlands to illustrate my point.

>>204167789
>>204167695
I hate this slut I know he works for the candyman and his microphone-filled burger company

>>204167637
Yeah, she's cute but by 70s standards she ain't all that. Goes to show how starved we are of actually beautiful women on screen.

>>204167762
Smiler from Smile™ mogs all 3 to death in the ring

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>>204167789
how about fuck off

Watched Last Straw (2023) last night randomly. It is kind of comfy desu.

>>204167768
The practical effects on the bird were great

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>>204167813
Keep seething chud. And don't forget to vote this November, democracy is under attack

>>204167876
Yeah, it looked fine, I just thought that "just a quetzalcoatlus" was a boring monster

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>>204167846
>Yikes! Those movies didn't age too well

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i didn't like a cure for wellness as much as the first couple times i saw it but it's still pretty solid

>>204167377
I could destroy this dopy looking fat bitch in the ring

>>204167144
Pamela Springsteen is my favorite, part 2 is peak

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>>204167846
>James fears the booba
Post sexy horror babes to fight back

>>204167974
wtf are you watching that film multiple times for. I mean I thought it was enjoyable enough but surely there's something else you could watch.

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First cartoon will be Simpsons Treehouse of Horror and it's starting in 1 minute so get the fuck in here

Link: hyperbeam.com/i/-GosA6pe

don't forget to vote for our movie. The choices are

Frankenhooker (1990)
Slaughter High (1986)
The Old Dark House (1932)
Trick or Treat (1986)
Ghoulies 2 (1987)
Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)

strawpoll.com/3RnYXDw89ye

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>>204168002
>I'M A HAPPY CAMPER
Felicia Rose's Angela is for creeps

>>204168008
calm down miss it's been many years and in case you haven't noticed life is long

>>204167144
Part 1 = /film/
Part 2 = /hor/
Part 3 = Reddit
Part 4 = IFunny

>>204167456
I’ve probably posted that picture of her a dozen times here kek even caught someone else doing it once.

>>204168049
kek it's when you say "the first couple of times" it sounded like you're on your 6th playthrough or something
Shutter Island on the other hand, similar film and probably is worth multiple watches

>>204168090
and what if he watched it 26 times? would you cry?

>>204167445
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

>>204168090
now that's one i haven't watched in a coon's age. i would watch it after cure but i'm already thinking about under the silver lake for a different kind of schizo thriller.

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>>204168169
why are you mad little fella

>>204168209
BECAUSE I WATCHED IT 25 TIMES

>>204168207
Under the Silver Lake is probably the best schizokino I've seen in years.

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>>204168080
I love Sleepaway Camp and my beloved Angela

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>>204167344
>>204167520
You jest with all this non-stop schizo shitposting, but funny enough I actually caught a reference the other day to Harper’s episode of Tales from the Crypt.

>>204168207
you know on that topic I haven't seen Jacob's Ladder and might do so soon. because someone told me how it ends a long time ago and it takes the fun out of it for me. At least it used to but now I've watched so many it bothers me less.

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>>204167846
Don't look up what happened to Sandra's actress, tragic :(
I think I speak for all of /hor/ when I ask: "Where is the sexy footage?"

>>204168265
Fuck you for posting that image you slut that's what Spongebob is doing inside of my balls right now and he won't stop yelling racial slurs
>>204168259
No the entire series of Spongebob is
Only those who have three eyes and can communicate with the nintendo DS Mario Bros will understand how it's schizo though

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>>204168265
does spongebob have halloween episodes? I know there's the flying dutchman one.
would watch a bunch of treehouse of horror style episodes.

>>204165407
is the vhs movie out yet???

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>>204165449
My wife Ellie is superior all others!

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>>204167358
>She looks hot but she also looks like she should have worn more sunscreen
It’s an acquired hag taste.

>>204168386
It would be much faster and simpler for you to Google that question than ask here

>>204167700
names?

>>204168386
yes

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>>204167377
sorry bros she's taken by Charizard tattoo.

>>204168405
thats the best part about loving these hags. i keep getting older, and so do they.

>>204168364
Scaredy Pants and I Was A Teenage Gary from season 1

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>>204165449
F13 clearly mogs Halloween in the bitches department

>>204168260
Tranny faggot detected.

KYS

>>204165454
>>204165480
I've only seen the one with the rat man segment, which was kind of kino, the other segments were dogshit

>>204168541
The sequels are also way better.

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>>204168541
What about TCM and NoES?

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>>204168007
Yes, I think I will
>>204168351
I try not to do that, it almost always is disappointing

>>204168463
thanks anon
>>204168440
is it in theatres ??

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>>204168541
110% fact
Who are your F13 waifus? Mine are:
>Sandra (Part 2)
>Violet (Part V)
>Tina (Part V)
>Gibb (FvJ)

I feel bad for people who are too scared to watch horror movies
They are missing out on so much kino

>>204168621
no it's a shudder original so designed to get signups to their streaming service

Based Snick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gTCyKzjpPI

>>204168628
That first bitch ain't even hot. She looks like a fucking rankin bass kid.

>>204168642
I broke down and paid the 7 dollars for this month but I'll definitely be canceling at the end of the month

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>>204168611
Erin Hardesty (Jessic Biel) and Heather Miller (Alexandra Daddario) HARD carry the sexy in TCM

>>204168541
came literal buckets to her skinny dip

>>204168692
isn't that second slut from that horrendous TCM movie where she fucks a black guy

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>>204168650
Sandra Dier is my girl

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>>204168650
Non-based non-booba non-enjoyer

>>204168618
get out of my computer anon. i was clicking through movies to find something to watch and almost posted this exact yutte.

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>>204168541
In my opinion Friday the 13th mogs Halloween in almost every department, but I like Halloween too

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>>204168674
that's what they all say, mwa hahaha

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>>204168719
Yes, but...

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>>204166125

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>Imagine being Michael in Halloween II and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body in that sexy hospital outfit and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is kill another 16 year old trying to enter his old home. Like seriously imagine having to be Michael and not only have stand in a hospital hallway while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, room after room, hour after hour, until she shoots you in the eyes and burns you. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, LAURIE STRODE LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a killing spree of blondes and teenagers and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE LEGACY coming straight out of Haddonfield. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Loomis calls you into the room, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Michael. You're not going to lose your legacy over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it. And the worst part is that this creature is your sister.

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>>204168611
Stretch forever.

>>204168775
kino cutie

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>>204168650
anon is pic related

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>>204168774
They literally don't make them like this anymore
8/10 would slash

>>204168774
oh cool. A movie where the chick literally said she would go topless and yet the faggot director said no. It's a waste of time.

>>204168792
There's something about Stretch. My favorite final girl. Love her.

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this movie is so beautifully lit, and shot, and the score is perfect, and the plot is fun. what a shame that it fucking killed DRM's career. he took the piss too much.

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>>204168748
Based Danish vamp enjoyer

>>204168813
stop defending your inbred slut. She ain't attractive.

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Bros I rewatched Terrifier and Terrifier 2 last night and I am so fucking stoked to see 3 next week

>>204168934
Why are zoomers so embarrassing

I just marathoned The Autopsy of Jane Doe. It was cool, a lot of tension. It could have taken dumber turns than what it went with.

>>204167700
Definitely the waifu collage of a pretentious anon who huffs his own farts. Unlike you though, I’ll end on a positive note: Lavi is a good choice.

>>204168961
How the fuck do you marathon a single movie? That makes no sense.

>>204168961
for me, it's The Autopsy episode of Fatso Del Toro's anthology

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>>204168955
I'm 34

>>204168961
But the cat dies

>>204168978
It’s obviously a joke man lol

>>204169000
That's okay, you only see the aftermath.

>>204168997
No I'm pretty sure you're 42

Bros I just marathoned the trailer for Terrifier 3 it looks like shit

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>>204168857
>>204168792
>>204168774
>>204168692
>>204168618
>>204168541
>>204168007
>all this objectification of the female form
WHAT THE FUCK?! Yeah... maybe don't?
>>204168858
Hey! It's my brother! Say hi everybody

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watching The Amityville Horror 1979 again

I don't understand how anons don't enjoy this. The break down of the Lutz family and everyone who even comes close to the house is fantastic. Not the best demon possession movie, but still a great one.

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>>204168544
Don't be rude. Angela is cute. CUTE!

What the fuck you can just kill archons by punching them in the face??? This changes everything

>>204169111
70s Margot Kidder was so sexy

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Watching one more short cartoon before out first movie, THE FUNHOUSE (1981). Get the fuck in here.

hyperbeam.com/i/-GosA6pe

>>204168934
I'm watching Terrifier right now for the first time
It's pretty lame if I have to be hones

>>204169152
I never found her very attractive desu, but she was great in this and Black Christmas.

>>204169076
Why do you keep spamming this guy. I have no FUCKING CLUE who he is and I'm not ever going to look him up. No one cares about your literal who e-celeb

>>204169182
Yeah, it's boring. The second is a lot more fun, but also like 30% too long.

>>204168499
Lmao

>>204169182
people go into it with a weird mindset. it was a low budget slasher that was decidedly more fun than the other slashers at the time because it was mean and gave zero fucks about backstory.

>>204168971
>pretentious
i disagree. they're all good but i don't think they're anything more than that. my bad for posting waifus that aren't the same 3 women posted daily for a decade.

Just watched Critters

>>204169302
What did I think of it?

Archons fucking SUCKED and if the anon who brought it up last night was here I would SPIT on him even though he didn't rec it

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>>204168499

MOVIE IS STARTING

>>204169302
bitchin

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>>204166125

>>204169321
It was fun I thought

>>204169358
I've been seeing you post her so long and I still have no idea what it's from

>>204169358
holy fug

get in here

hyperbeam.com/i/-GosA6pe

>>204169396
Sorry I'm busy watching my own kinos

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>>204169386
Haeckel's Tale which is an episode of Masters of Horror.
now you know.

>>204169226
I'll watch the second one later
>>204169267
It's boring as fuck. I came in open minded. There is zero atmosphere, tension, even the kills aren't creative. Art is kind of cool though

>>204165613
you have to watch them all in order every year!

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>>204169111
>>204169152
>>204169205
Kidder a cute. Watch De Palma’s Sisters if you don’t believe me.

>>204169468
The fact that he uses a GUN is pretty interesting for a slasher

>>204169302
they're rascals

>>204169574
Any other slashers that do that besides Silent Night Deadly Night 2?

>>204168642
fuck shudder, I will just wait till someone rips it then

>>204169574
Yeah that was kind of funny
It's not BAD, it's just mediocre in my opinion.
I'm still going to watch the other 2

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>>204169608
Maniac
>>204169468
to each their own

guess I'll bake

nu

>>204169684

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>>204169653
how do you think people are watching it rn anon

>>204169273
The only two I’d even consider “posted daily for a decade” levels of popular are Farmiga and Spacek. And if they are, hell it must be for good reason.

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>>204168499
Based beyond belief.

>>204165407
My ranking of the segments
Abduction/Adduction - 1/10
Completely throws out an actual narrative to the wrap around tapes and has modern Reddit YouTubers in it
Stork - 6/10
I like the practical stuff but in a found footage movie I don’t want annoying background music and I wish the alien wasn’t just a bird
Also I hated the obvious cuts instead of hidden cuts makes it so lazy and like they didn’t even try
Dream Girl - 6/10
For a sec I thought they were going a Amateur Night route with the girl saying I like your face but the gore was good just the constant cuts was so distracting
Live and Let Dive - 9/10
Probably the best VHS segment since Slumber Party Massacre
CGI is a big bad but overall it felt like a VHS 2 segment
There was a jumpscare that really got me and I was hoping that he would get tractor beamed while ski diving but the scene where he did get lifted up was awesome
The acting was actually amazing and the aliens were awesome
Fur Babies - 5/10
Really boring but there was no sci fi element
Stowaway - 5/10
What the fuck were they going for here?
It tries to do what 10/31/98 does with flashbacks to her childhood to make you like her but fails because the characters in that segment were likable
The girl could not act for shit and how many dicks did the girl from IGN have to suck to be in this movie
They did nothing with the alien
Wouldn’t the healing lights just fix her body to its original state instead of deforming it?
I get she was going light speed but seemed like a plot hole and I wanted to see how she fully turned out at the end
Also the segment just ends
So yeah VHS Beyond is like a 6
They really didn’t try with this one and they definitely didn’t earn the montage at the end like the first movie did
I think what they should do is make a theatrical VHS 3 that brings the series back to it’s roots and right back to 2012/2013 edgy nostalgia
I’ll stick with the kino that is VHS 1 and 2

>>204169920
post in the new thread
also for gods sake format with some greentext

>>204168026
I miss that slushy so bad.

>>204166186
based harperbro

>>204166762
lol