>Tales from the Crypt EditionPrevious: >>204169684
first for from beyond
Bordello of Blood > Demon Knight
>Terrifier 2what am I in for?
>>204173505already a good thread
>>204173582The best horror film of the 2020s
First for Goosebumps
I love early 2000s creature features
Why the fuck did you retards tell me Mother of Tears was bad? It's great, not as good as Suspiria or Inferno but still really good
Bleh!
>>204173578>billy zaneNah, Demon Knight
>House (1977)>Shock Treatment (1981)>Critters (1986)>Fire Walk with Me (1992)>Cabin Anon (1998)>Kolobos (1999)>Garlic Salt (2024)If you haven’t seen every /hor/kino in this picture, either get caught up now or go back.
I will confess that I did not hate the magician part in V/H/S Viral even though it completely breaks the format of the series.
Is The Substance (2024) any good?
Riaow
>>204173612Yeah it's really not bad
>>204173645Yes
>He's currently not watching Trick or TreatWhat is wrong with you? Get in herehyperbeam.com/i/-GosA6pe
>>204173612those BJTs in it are pretty swell
>>204173645Yes despite being too long it is very good
>>204173604How do you know anon is gonna watch Late Night with the Devil after he finishes Terrifier 2 tho?
I just know this is gonna be one of those webms where years from now, it baits people into asking what it's from and then the film ruins their night
>>204173645It's really good. Demi was fucking great in it too.
>>204173578Not even close lmao
>>204173650It's way better than that Supiria remake will ever be lmao
>>204173627>imagine a conversation between these seven
>>204173696looks like shit
horror for this feel?
>>204173666maybe check out Strangeland with Dee Snider. it isn't like Trick or Treat at all iirc but it's an okay watch.
>>204173505ok so Last Straw was better than I was expecting. was hoping the bitch would die tho lmao>captcha: NAND0
>>204173742Name 3 creepy looking films
>>204173696Silent Hill PT monster, but with eyes on her head.
>>204173810Onibaba Eraserhead and The Cell now what do I get?
Stork? The first jobber in the VHS franchise.
>>204173820my mind went to this
>>204173849>Onibaba ohh no a mask and a whore how scawy!!>Eraserhead ahhh a bad rubber baby jostling aahhhhh>The Cellis that a CGI horse?!grow the fuck up.
>>204173696The V/H/S overarching story is always garbage, even in the first one.Not sure why this is so common in anthology films.
>>204173697>Demiyou mean the confirmed pedophile who likes little boys?
>>204173578Based and true
>>204173919Really?QRD?
>>204173894Wait. Are you genuinely trying to say the new VHSlop is better than any of these? Or better than anything at all?Kek. Is that what I win? Your tasteless idiocy on full display?
>>204173505demon knight was a surprisingly good movie
The Keep (1983) is kino
>>204173957I implore anyone itt who hasn't seen it to watch immediatelyTis kino
Join for kinohyperbeam.com/i/B6UmpvSf
>>204173582
>>204173582gore kino
>>204173582A movie that really could have done without a party scene.
Billy Zanes best movie
>>204173695That's also a great film
>>204174322>not Tombstone
>>204173739I’d bet money that me, you, Garlic Crust, Kolobosanon, and Cooperanon have all crossed paths multiple times in these threads. No idea if Kungfuposter’s a regular though.
>>204174286it was the beginning of the metaphysical transformation and moment she chose the way of light and grace of darkness and greed. imo
>>204173505I liked Tales of the Crypt, but by the end of S2 it felt like half the series' episodes could be summed up as "gold digger does dumb shit and dies horribly "
>>204174286what was the significance of sierra getting molly'd anyway?
>>204174454>*instead of
>>204174460>rawtimereminder the guy who runs the YT channel has taken down most of the prank call shows. If anyone has them saved (and I know they do) post them on archive.org or somewhere so they wont get lost.
>>204173614
>Return to Silent Hill>Toxic Avenger>Street Trashthe 2024 films I was looking forward to most are gonna be 2025 films now.
>>204174464I'm not sure either. Maybe it was because the time she called her mom while she was rolling was the only time the mom was not a total bitch and it made her kind of sympathetic right before she died
>>204174464gave her a chance to speak fully lovingly to her mom before that annoying cunt got obliterated, for one. but I think it was the beginning of her transformation. there are some symbolic cues that suggest this. im humblest of o's
>>204173849>>204173894So, a five yard penalty then
>>204174460>Tales of the Crypt, but by the end of S2Any episode in specific?
>>204174478KWAB. I hate knowing there's tiffy kino out there I've never consumed.
Finally watched Castle Freak, and also Dagon, i'm done with Gordon now, he really only went all out on Re-Animator and From Beyond, none of the subsequent films have the absurdity of those ones, maybe they were a fluke, or Yuzna had more to do with how they turned out, idk. Dagon is a little more daring than Castle Freak and i enjoyed it more, the constant rain gives it a really cool atmosphere and it's a cooler story.Tomorrow i shall watch The Evictors (1979). Shout out Harperposter.
halfway into Trick or Treat. Make sure to join to watch some great Halloween cartoons followed by our final film of the night. The Vincent Price kino, MASQUE OF THE RED DEATHhyperbeam.com/i/B6UmpvSf
>>204174854Did you watch Dolls? That's in his top 3.
>>204173912The first two movies did it right. They weren't great, but they were an okay enough excuse as to WHY these segments would be playing.
>>204174854
Why isn't Sleep available for me to watch yet? wtf wtf
>>204174460I think I actually stopped watching around the middle of season 2 because every episode follows the exact same formula and I got burnt out
>>204174286It could have done without a lot of scenes, but the director was tired of everyone saying there was no story in the first movie (it's a slasher for fuck's sake) so he stuffed tons of 'story' and MUH LORE in the sequel just to shut those idiots up. Which is why it's so bloated with unnecessary scenes.
Suspiria - 10/10Inferno - 7/10Mother of Tears - 7/10Nu-Suspiria - 2/10Haven't seen The Black Cat yet, is it worth watching?
>>204174950Yes and it's very weak.>>204175005<3
>>204175033Sleep.2023.1080p.AVC.DUAL.BD.REMUX.DTS-HD.M.A.5.1 - iCMAL?
>>204175054>Suspiria - 10/10relax>Mother of Tears - 7/10The fact you gave any modern Argento movie above a 4 is baffling.
>>204174460>watch Tales from the Crypt as a kid>love it because it's violent with lots of boobas and spoopiness>watch it as an adult>comes across like it was written for kids; don't like it anywhere near as much as I did
>>204175054Very nice that you liked Mother of Tears that much, i've always defended it. Inferno is mostly a 9 for me, but the last 20 minutes elevate it to a 10, pure Argento magic. And sure, watch The Black Cat, it looks great but doesn't achieve Argento hights.
>>204175064I wonder how grandma feels about this blocking the view of her teacups
>>204175064>They left out Chatterer Chatterer bros....
Is The Church (1989) worth watching?
>>204175086Why would anon relax? He’s absolutely right.>>204175054Getting into the cinematic universe, I see
>>204175086>RelaxNo>The fact you gave any modern Argento movie above a 4 is baffling.Mother of Tears is greatSleepless is okay too but nothing amazing, maybe a 5/10The rest are shit, Dracula 3D is a literal 0/10>>204175146Yes, it's awesome, check out Demons 1 and 2 also, it's basically the third Demons movie
>>204175146Yes and no.
>>204173582One of the best slashers since the 90s. Hope 3 lives up to it.
Now that RARBG is dead and gone. Which site do you guys torrent from?Obviously nothing is as good... but torrentgalaxy just seems particularly... shit
>>204173505I was just going to make a thread on this.I watched horror movies since my earliest conception because my mom, who was 15 when she had me, liked watching them and didn't know how to parent. I had seen all the slasher, monster, etc flicks. I never got scared.Only thing I was scared of was the intro to Tales from the Crypt when he pops out and jumpscares you. I was 3 but I would cover my eyes but peek. My mom told this story at my wedding, lol. Favorite episode? For me, it's picrel
>>204175054Black Cat is pretty fun, definitely worth a watch if you're a Suspiriachad.>>204175086>Suspiria - 10/10>relaxHe's right though.
>>2041752101337x, plenty of pop ups and bullshit but pretty good despite that.
The only bad Argento is Giallo.
>>204173912>>204174962The wraparound in the first V/H/S has great atmosphere. Helps tie the movie together and make it feel a bit more cohesive.
>>204175257Dracula 3D is really fucking horrid tooHow are his Phantom of the Opera and Card Player? I haven't seen those two yet
>>2041752101337xlimetorrents if i'm desperate
>>204175190>One of the best slashers since the 90sLmao such praise. Ah yes, one of the best slashers since classics such as "I Know what you Did Last Summer" and um... those dumb Hatchet movies.
>>204175257I can’t get over the fact that Argento literally named one of his movies Giallo.
>>204175210Yts baby
>>204175257Giallo movies in general are fucking awful.
>>204175064>honey please let's talk about thi->THE HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II STANDEE STAYS WHERE IT IS
>>204175297>hatchet>90sNot even going to seriously respond to this lmao.
>>204175146I have seen a dedicated "The Church" shill around before, so yes
>>204175148based harperfag educating these /hor/ tourists on the suspiriaverse
speaking of those dumb Hatchet movies, man I love those dumb Hatchet movies. Very comfy watches.
>>204175330Maybe if you're retarded and gay.If you're intelligent and straight then giallo is a top 5 horror subgenre.
>>204175297>forgetting leslie vernon, wrong turn, urban legend, and high tension
New Fall kino unlocked: The Devonsville Terror
alright continuing my Puppet Master marathon with Puppet Master V: The Final Chapter (but not really because there's 10 more to go after that)
>>204175388You are either too stupid to know what since means or think the movie being compared Terrifier is from the 90s.Genuinely a stupid post from you. Most definitely one of the people bringing down the quality of /hor/
>>204175388he said SINCE the 90's, illiterate retard. >>204175453all bad or just mid movies at best. Literally none of them get talked about in the same conversations as true slashers.
why are zoomers so desperate to defend terrifier? They aren't good and it's audience are nothing but insecure retards.
>>204175509NTA but the first Wrong Turn is good and so is High Tension despite asspull twist. Sure they are not in the upper echelons of slashers but still solid and worth watching.
>>204175540>t. very secure
>>204175547Wrong Turn is alright
Is there any cultural reason why Italians loved adapting/ripping off The Black Cat story?>Fulci’s Black Cat>Argento’s Black Cat>Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key>The Psychic (sort of)
>>204175585it's a metaphor for an Italian woman's pussy
>>204175210Torrent Galaxy
>>204175074its not available at the place where I get my movies
>>204175585who doesn't love black cats
>>204175585>>Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the KeyIsn't that from the director duo who also made The Strange Colour of Your Body's Tears and other zany titles. Are any of their movies worth watching?
>>204175585>black pussySiclians...
>>204175540It's a great franchise
>>204175585>>204175594The Black GYATT
>>204175644They are for trannies.
>>204175553kek
>>204175620No it's a giallo by Sergio Martino. The title is taken from a scene in The Strange Vice of Mrs Wardh, one of his other movies.
>>204175594That… actually makes a lot of sense now that you mention it.>>204175620Your Vice(…) is by Sergio Martino. It is Edwige kino and mandatory viewing as a result. I haven’t seen the title you mentioned but I think it’s a newer film paying homage to giallo films.
>>204173957>>204174037From Dusk 'Til Dawn, Demon Knight double feature.
>>204173957It's fun and comfy. Very enjoyable. Wish the Cryptkeeper was in it more though.
>Vinegar Syndrome order originally scheduled for Tuesday now updated to Saturday (tomorrow) deliveryI'll be bathing in kino soon
>>204175585I think they all owned picrel.
Trick or Treat over. We're about to watch some kino Halloween cartoons followed by our film of the night, THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH. Get in herehyperbeam.com/i/B6UmpvSf
>>204175644Dubs confirms
>>204175644I've really come around to it.
>>204175767What did you order?
>>204175901a frankenhooker
>>204175939Ummm actually Vinegar Syndrome didn't release Frankenhooker, Arrow and Synapse did
>>204175964He didn't say he bought Frankenhooker. He said he bought a frankenhooker. Presumably an actual one, for sex.
FINAL FILM OF THE NIGHT IS ABOUT TO BEGINhyperbeam.com/i/B6UmpvSf
>>204176001Vinegar Syndrome still has never sold Frankenhooker or a Frankenhooker thoughever
>>204176078They're selling frankenhookers if you have the right connections.
>>204175901>Demon Wind>Nightmare Sisters (Linnea Quigley)>The Laughing Dead>Moon of the Wolf>An Eternal Combat (same protagonist from the Mr. Vampire movies)>Blood BeatAnd two non-horror Cynthia Rothrocks (Undefeatable, Sworn to Justice) and Alien from L.A.Also a few old porno films
>>204176091But do they sell the books of Sutter Kane?
>>204176041
>>204176041AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>204175696>>204175729Thank you and now I realise I already knew this, just locked it away in my memory. Because the titles of those newer films are really like that.
>>204176101I get a kick out of Demon Wind because this goofy motherfucker Stephen Quadros "The Fight Professor" was a commentator for the classic years of PRIDE MMA and I only saw this film recently
Honestly, this is the greatest horror film of all time
>>204176501Based, my favorite of all time
>>204176501Dr. CaligariNosferatu FrankensteinPsychoExorcistShiningEvil DeadThe Thingall interchangeable
>>204176501The Evil Dead and TCM are two of very few films I consider perfect horror movies
It's a shame that Evil Dead Rise sucked ass and blemished a perfect franchise and we'll probably never get a good Evil Dead movie again
who's your favorite old school horror movie tuber?
>>204176695Remake is completely unnecessary and I will always stand by that. Not once in my life have I ever wanted to watch Evil Dead and for a moment have gone "maybe I'll rewatch the remake". It has not happened.
Anyone else think Billy Zane looks like Riddick when he has the sunnies on at the end of Demon Knight?
>>204176787What is this meme your tards keep doing. No one gives a FUCK about Billy Zane and yet you keep mentioning him. Nigga hasn't been relevant since the 90's. He's not even a great actor.
>>204176753You should rewatch it :)
>>204175742Got to witness them both in theatres when they came out. Feelsgoodman
>>204176825Retard, he's the villain in the movie in the OP. That's why anons are talking about him.
>>204176922That's not the point. In other threads is what I'm saying
>>204176941dont be retarded
>>204173938She kissed a 15 y.o boy, tongue and everything. In my opinion, she should be in jail.
If you haven't watched these, you're missing out on some of the greatest gorekino in all of cinema.
>>204175286Phantom has a lot of goofy parts that detract a little from the overall experience but at its core is still good old Argento. Very underrated. Il cartaio is just a crime thriller that feels very much of its time (early to mid 2000s), decent but nothing that warrants a rewatch.
>>204177012Argento is a hack.
>>204176975I am not familiar with Olaf Ittenbach but I love gore films, I will check these out
>>204175585Italians love cats and horror stories.
>>204177031You better.
>>204176825>What is this memeThe OP is literally Demon Knight you window licking, knuckle dragging retard
>>204177016(You)
>>204177057see >>204176941
>>204177087see >>204176953
>>204177083Typical Argentofag response.
>>204177099If I go to 4plebs right now, I could find at least 100 other example of him being mentioned in these threads unrelated to Demon Knight. Why is my question so hard for tards to grasp?
>>204177153Why are you asking /hor/ about what people post in other threads? It would be more productive to ask someone off topic posting Billy Zane in another thread. You are a retard.
I don't care for Billy Zane and as such didn't care for Demon Knight. unfortunate, but true.
When will they officially make this game
>>204177120>Accuses Argento of being a hack>Does not elaborate>Expects anything other than a (You)
>>204177187>Why are you asking /hor/ about what people post in other threads?OTHER /hor/ threads, illiterate retard. It's a meme.
>>204177193Pinhead and Shuna Sassi need a nerf
>>204177207My reasons were equally as elaborate as whatever hollow horseshit you used to describe his shit movies here >>204177012and we both know it.
>>204177153>>204177222Since when? Every time I've seen this dude mentioned it's because of Demon Knight or some other movie he was in.
>>204177193Never, the only horror games they are allowed to make now are asymmetrical multiplayer reskin FUCKING TRASH GAMES
>>204177299Oh look, it's that modern flick where the hot chick doesn't get nude.
>>204177297Don't mention his name ever again.
>>204177193Tangentially related, I came across this. Looks like low effort cash grabhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao3sM3nEhcI
>>204173582A bad sequel.
>R rated Joker makes a billion>IT becomes one of the biggest horror films evera killer klowns remake would literally print money. studios are retarded, it's a clown world and the public wants Klowns. blumhouse meanwhile thinks spending 400 million to call a film Exorcist rather than The Pope's Exorcist is a good deal
>>204174286I disagree
>>204177381It looks fine to me. At least it's an actual video game and not just a hide & seek simulator like a lot of the horror slop that has come out.
>>204177398>Terrifier 3 makes TWO billion
>>204177398No one wants a remake. They want a proper sequel.
>>204177426>Terrifier 3 makes TWO billionif there are that many trannies out there, I'll lose all faith in horror cinema going forward.
>>204177473>>204175540>>204175672You don't seem very secure yourself.
>>204177491Anon was right about you
>>204177518the tranny part or the insecure part?
>>204177473more like there's gonna be so many walkouts and refund demands from cowards they'll struggle to make money
Anyone see picrel yet? Thoughts?
I had no expectations in this movie and yet it still managed to disappoint me. The hardcore petplay short was the only decent one, the rest were over the top garbage that was neither scary, interesting or funny. This piece of shit doesn't even have decent gore or nudity. Maybe the worst v/h/s film so far, and that's saying a lot.
>>204177559Are they still doing this fake marketing stunt
>>204177575>>204177574spooky
>>204177574>>204177575Heh
>>204177598I know right. What are the odds two people would be talking about flavor of the week slop and post about it at the same time.
>>204177575>The hardcore petplay short was the only decent onethe opposite opinion from literally every other anon who has posted about it so far
>>204177574Read the last two or three threads
>>204177574>>204177575Whoa
>>204177624I rated the indian one the lowest, so not a total opposite.
>>204177381>>204177421It's just begging for a local co-op mode.
>>204177657HOW CAN SHE SLASH
>>204177660>tfw no Broforce sequel>tfw no mode that lets you play as only one character for the entirety of the gamewhy do they disappoint me so much.
>>204177619It hadn't been discussed itt (which has been up for 3 hours), and anons posted about it, complete with the poster, at almost the exact same time. I'd say the chances are pretty fuckin slim
>>204177678kek
>>204176101Is this the Rothrocker?
>>204177682Yeah, it's a shame. At least there is Expendabros, if you haven't heard about it.
>>204177701>the RothrockerWe're all Rothrockers
Beyond was much better than 85
>>204177691>I'd say the chances are pretty fuckin slimIt really isn't at all. Quite literally the most talked about movie at this period of time. Just because the thread is slow due to the fact it's 4AM doesn't change the fact it's literally the only movie where something like this would obviously happen. Add onto the fact the poster is the most commonly used image also makes it not that strange at all since it's the first image that pops up on google.
>>204177624Well every other anon has incredible shit taste if they are able to tolerate garbage like Dream Girl or Live and Let Drive. At least Fur Babies had a grisly concept and the acting of the crazy woman was decent, or maybe I liked because I have a thing for petplay idk.
>>204177153Why does the mere mention of Billy Zane make you so asspained?
Okay so I watched the new V/H/S. It was fucking dogshit. the best story was probably the indian one until it was revealed that SHE WAS A FUCKING ROBOT the entire movie was total low budget GARBAGE. I also watched Oddity, It was okay but a little boring and unrewarding
>>204177774>Well every other anon has incredible shit taste>While I try my hardest to find any excuse to praise a shit movie
>>204177774I thought Fur Babies was OK but it was weird that it was the only short not about aliens. It's like when the chef on Chopped makes a good dish but they didn't use the right ingredients LIKE A FUCKING RETARD. Fur Babies... you are Chopped.
>>204177796>the best story was probably the indian one until it was revealed thatso you're telling me your favourite part was the 2 minute bollywood dance. brown hands typed this for sure.
>>204177791apparently didn't read >>204177350
>>204177574>>204177575Lmao.
>>204177768If you think the chances of that happening are even close to being above 1%, I'd say there's an over 50% chance your IQ is below 90.
V/H/S Beyond is the perfect IQ test for /hor/.
>>204177845You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
>>204177826I just felt like it had the most potential, like she could've been some kind've pajeet demon that was enslaved but not it was superpooper technology lol. It's not really worth arguing about though since the whole movie was awful
>>204177748True but there’s only one Rothrockfag.
>>204177809>>While I try my hardest to find any excuse to praise a shit movieRetard I'm saying that it was the only salvageable short of an incredibly low quality anthology, not that it was a masterpiece.
cracks me up to see so much VHS hate every year, and then you go to the youtube comments on the trailer and see this
>>204177845Why are you being a retard? It's not even a little strange. if it was fucking Popcorn that was mentioned and NOT the most discussed horror movie of the week, you would have a point.
>>204176958Hoping this is bait.
>>204177796so far you are the second person to say the indian one was the best. the rest of the anons that watched it declared the final film as being the best, the one with the blonde bitch and the ufo. anyone that says the pet one is the best is just sucking off justin long
>>204177920Why are Youtube commenters (and by extension V/H/S fans) such embarrassing faggots. Who types like that.
>>204177959I don't believe you, where was the first?
>>204177959the pet one was a close second and I honesty didn't recognize justin long, the last one was just boring and lame and anyone who liked it was just because the chick was hot
>>204177947It's not. You can find it on youtube. It was a co-star from one of her movies on his birthday.
>>204177828Don’t mention who, Billy Zane? The same Billy Zane from Titanic, The Phantom, and Back to the Future? That Billy Zane?
>>204177967Why don't you please check up your fat ass, sir
Times you acted like Frogman?
>>204177979>didn't recognize justin longthat's because he is the director of that one, not an actor, along with his brother christian long
>>204177899No there isn't, this is an anonymous website where we all post and contribute equally. Stop doing this board celebrity status bullshit.
>>204177979>the last one was just boring and lame and anyone who liked it was just because the chick was hotExtremely low IQ.Perhaps this is the divide between horror and sci-fi.
>>204177999watched that last night. I like some of the effects but the plot is retarded, the MC is not likeable, and I'm fucking sick and tired of this subgenre. If I see one more movie with motherfuckers violently shaking their iphone or a camcorder, I'm going to shit on it every single thread. Also no more fucking internet personalities.
>>204177934I suppose I have to break this down for you, since you're a little slow >the thread had been up for 3 hours>VHS hadn't been discussed within those 3 hours >there are 10,800 seconds in 3 hours >anons mentioned the film for the first time within 1 second of each other >the first post was asking about the film>the second post was a short review of the film >both posts contained the poster I'm not gonna try to calculate the odds of this happening, but I think it's safe to assume the chances are less than 1%.I understand that you're upset about people talking about the popular thing, but please stop being a moron.
>>204177987No, I was hoping this>In my opinion, she should be in jail.was bait. I see that it's not. Fucking americans I swear.
Finished this kino. How the FUCK did he manage to change into a police uniform, put his prisoner clothes on the corpse, put that corpse in the elevator and make a piece of art out of a dead police so fast?
>>204178016>This is an anonymous website where we all post and contribute equally.Not even close to being true.>Stop doing this board celebrity status bullshit.No, I don’t think I will.
>>204178076I always think the same thing about Michael and all his funny off screen shenanigans
>>204178076He has an IQ of 230 and his heart rate never goes above 85 bpm
>>204178014thats interesting, I didn't know he was directing. It still felt like a shittier version of the onions porking across america desu
>>204178076Skill.
>>204178072What are you even arguing? The mathematics of it happening? I'm saying you're a retard because you think it's unlikely that the most popular movie was posted about at almost the same time while the same basic image was used for both after a slowdown period? What is even the point that you're trying to get across? How can someone be this irrational.
>>204178108Alright, go ahead and kiss the feet of other random posters for no reason at all. Dude, they're famous! They posted the same image 100 times!
>>204178126>porking across americaKino as hell.
>>204177967tried to find it but couldn't. i guess i hallucinated it.
>>204173582it was so scary I was sharting throughout the film would not recommend because you can't handle it
>>204178137cool post nigga but check these dubs
>Halloween cartoons we watched tonightSimpsonsSouth Park Donald DuckRen & Stimpy>horror films we watchedThe FunhouseTrick or TreatMasque of the Red DeathIt was a kino stream and you all should have been there. See you tomorrow night maybe if I decide to show up.
>>204178137>I'm saying you're a retard because you think it's unlikely that the most popular movie was posted about at almost the same time If the chances are well below 50% (which they certainly are), that means it's unlikely, you goddamn autistic retard lolYou should probably just stop posting.
>>204178184damn the cartoons actually sound comfy because I wouldn't put that on myself
>>204178115i both hate and love this trope of killers doing inhuman levels of irl hacking when they are off screen.
>>204178149why is this jewish lady beating up chinese dudes?
>>204178149Acknowledging Rothrockfag for his devotion is not “kissing the feet of other random posters.” You have a weird way of looking at things, anon.
>>204178195You're wrong and cannot prove otherwise. Cope.
>>204178184I appreciated it, anon. Thanks for hosting. >The FunhouseI thought that may have been what you had just finished watching based on the chat.
>>204178227The fact that you're identifying a random poster as "Rothrockfag" for simply posting the well known cult actress Cynthia Rothrock is bad enough.If I post "pee pee ding dong" in every thread on this board 100 times a day, are you going to ask for my autograph?>BRO, IT'S THE PEE PEE GUY! INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP!The fucking beta mentality on this board sometimes
>>204178076He's very smart
>>204178184Well what stream is it?
>two pairs of retards arguing over irrelevant bullshitgo to sleep already, its 5am
>>204178296>If I post "pee pee ding dong" in every thread ironically your sperging out is sounding a lot like the pissman
>>204178349Another imaginary friend you've conjured up in the pursuit of finding an idol to worship
>>204178296Fuck, I just KNEW this was the pee pee guy! Include me in the screencap bros…
>>204178360/hor/ worships you, anon. you won the prize.
>>204178360ok that confirms you are him. I mean objectively thousands of his spam comments have been nuked in these generals at this point.
>>204178360I already worship someone and it sure as hell ain’t Jesus.
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>>204178296Pee Pee Ding Dong anon! I'm your biggest fan!
Holy shit, THE Pee Pee Ding Dong? Toasting in EPIC bread!
>>204178415I was JUST fucking thinking about Alucarda, what a coincidence.
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>>204178459That movie made me so fucking uncomfortable. Not because of the human centipede stuff, I actually think the concept is pretty hot, but the main character, the locations, the black and white filming, it's all so fucking disturbing
so apparently the studio that did episode 2 of uzumaki is a different one from the first? people are complaining about the quality in the teaser lol. I'm honestly glad I'm not an anime fan so I don't really have the eyes for it. I mean I liked Collection/Maniac and that seemed to make some people puke. EP2 should comes out tomorrow anyway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FryHQhU-oZM
>>204178016>>204178149>>204178296>>204178360You sound upset people don’t shout you out for your high-quality posts. Well, today’s your day, Pee Pee Ding Dong man!
>>204178626animation means nothing when you decide to make the whole thing four episodes. its going to be just a collection of the fan favorite moments with the spooky visuals with zero narrative tissue or character development
>>204178771you're not wrong, at least the pacing in the first episode felt way too fast.I kind of find it funny they spent years labouring over this and the format might just end up weaker than the "low animation quality" anthology show versions.
>>204178560>one is identical to the other, just like an image in a mirror… like you and me :)
ok Puppet Master V was the first one that wasn't great - but it was just because it was a total rehash of IV. it feels like the classic "let's make two films back to back to get more bang for buck" that ends up stretching the ideas too thin.
>>204178296>the real pee pee guy is in our threadHoly shit.
Next thread should be Pee Pee Ding Dong edition with Bye Bye Man as the OP pic.
>>204178887I could never get into this series. The puppets are cool, but most of the movies are boring.
Need suspenseful horror kino. Also I've been shadowbanned I guess, can't post pics. Anyway give me stuff like Spoorloos, not necessarily horror but at least horror adjacent. survivals are also good if they aren't too predictable.
for me it's Billy Zane
>>204173505...Anonymous10/05/24(Sat)17:33:53 No.204178876>>204178855 (OP) #i don't watch horror movies anymore because i've become afraid of the dark but i can't sleep with the lights on
>>204178936That isn't what shadowbanned means.
>>204178936haven't seen it yet so not entirely sure what you mean. Shutter Island is good though I normally recommend that.
>>204178960Billy Zane edition would be kino too.
>>204179130>mfw I stare down the shadow people
>>204175210What's wrong with just using piratebay?
>>204179167>he doesnt know
>>204179167it's immoral unethical sinful blasphemous and cadaverous.
>>204179175Know what, I just used it the other day and it worked fine?
>>204179167There's nothing wrong with use piratebay in 2005
>>204179167It's ancient, most torrents on it are a decade old or more now
>>204179250I guess I don't notice since I literally never watch anything after the 90's. But it has usually had everything I wanted to download with multiple choices for quality
>>204177678>>204177678top kek
I'll bake us a new thread
>>204179289>never watch anything after the 90'sThat doesn't mean you can't have that in better quality. 15 year old DVDrips are pretty lame.
new thread:>>204179318>>204179318>>204179318>>204179318>>204179318
>>204179167I'm both esl and hard of hearing so I need english subs, and rarbg (which is still alive) and galaxy are the only ones where most of the torrents have subs
>>204179324UMMMM UMM UMUMMMMM DID YOU ANNOUNCE THE THREAD???@!!?!?@@? HUHHH???! THIS BETTER >>204179302BE (YOUUUU) GUYS SERIOUSLY DON'T MAKE NEW THREADS UNLESS YOURE GON ANNOUNCE THAT SHIT YEA??
>>204179308I don't man I'm looking at the list of movies I downloaded from there and all of them are 720/1080p bluerays and most of it is horror from the 50's/70's and 80's>>204179332I suppose, although I always see torrents with ittalian subs on it no matter which movie I choose to download
>>204179393This but unironically.
>>204179412No. Stfu and stop trying to turn this into a subreddit with muh gay rules.I will happily derail the catalog if the OPs are too shit like they got last year... other anons feel the same. The only fucking "rules" you newfags need to remember is to >write "/hor/" in the thread title so it can be found>make a new thread AFTER we hit 310 posts and the current one begins to 404OPTIONAL>link to the last threadThat's it.Now stfu and try to refrain from posting in the K9 edition please.
>>204179393are you ok?
>>204179393based
>>204179448>stop trying to turn this into a subreddit with muh gay rules.>anyway, here's my personal ruleskwab
>>204178975People like you are useless. Explain what it means to you then or learn to shut the fuck up, retarded bitch.
>>204179474>my personal rulesYeah nice try newfag. Outed yourself immediately.
>>204179448This anon has definitely made a split thread at one point.
>>204179448>if the OPs are too shit like they got last yearexamples?
>>204179448it's just common sense to say you're making a new thread though lol. people have done that for years as well.>>204179586last year was excruciating because a spammer just camped and made new threads like 20 posts early. eventually there was mutiny on first post wins sentiment.
>>204179555Yeah last year. Because there were two (?) I think absolute fucking weenies that solely cared about being OP and would make shit threads like 50 posts early and clog up the catalog. They also were hyperfocussed on certain movies/ideas.Last year is arguably the worst /hor/ ever was wit those fucking morons and the Swallow fag. I personally don't like making threads.. it's time consuming and not at all what I come here for, which is discussion. The K9 for example is fine, with a Wolfman pic and even a thread theme whatever. But it's really annoying when a small cohort of losers seem to only care about being OP, it reaches a point where they should just make separate threads about all the retarded shit they want to talk about.
