>>204190947
Kill yourself

>>204190947
>Big Tits edition
Pretty based desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBGvApbc47A

>>204190947
>Big Tits
Better than the nigga gimmick edition.

>>204190947
FINALLY a good edition
keep this alive even if the nigga edition fills first

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Ash approves.

Trying to get into found footage. Where do I start?

>>204191811
frogman

>>204191927
Does it actually have a frogman in it? I'm gonna be pissed if I sit through that movie for nothing.

good afternoon
https://archive.org/details/behind-the-pink-curtain-the-complete-history-of-japanese-sex-cinema/mode/2up

>>204192049
yes

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lesser known 80s/90s straight to video movies like this?

Imagine choosing the niggathread instead of this one.

>>204191625
kek
Sauce?

>>204192076
I will now watch your movie.

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>>204191811
Watch this and then watch REC

*horror related

>favourite movie
>favourite book
>favourite tv show
>favourite music
>favourite game

This is the thread.

>>204192136
I can't choose

>>204192136
nightmareonelmstreet:dreamwarriorscarmillafromcarpentertheevilwithin

>>204192109
Tired of these nigga gimmickers. Deny them their dopamine rush

>>204192136
>movie
return of the living dead
>book
jeff strand's the odds
>tv show
hard to pick but def an anthology. goosebumps maybe just because of nostalgia
>music
I dont know any scary music. terrorvision and killer klowns have great theme songs. I also think hotel california is a spooky song if you take it literally, which I've always done
>game
resident evil 2. birkin is my favorite horror monster. you know what? my favorite horror music is his theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ltBInpN4U

>>204192136
>favourite movie
Night of the Living Dead
>favourite book
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz
>favourite tv show
Twilight Zone or Tales from the Crypt
>favourite music
The ghost house music from Super Mario World
>favourite game
Scrabble but spooky

I also hope the anon who asked about 12 hour shift is here, I'd hate it if someone interested in my wife Angela Bettis chose the gimmick thread.
To answe his question, it is at the very least horror adjacent, no doubt. And a damn fine movie.

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>>204192347
>Carmilla
Based lesbian vampire enjoyer.

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>>204192136
>Favorite film
Angst
>Favorite book
Fiction - American Psycho
Non-fiction - Programmed to Kill
>Favorite TV show
Alfred Hitchcock presents
>Favorite music
I don't know
>Favorite game
Manhunt, or maybe Silent Hill 2 or 3

>>204192136
>favourite movie
Suspiria. Or maybe The Beyond.
>favourite book
Poe's short stories
>favourite tv show
Original Twilight Zone
>favourite music
Scott Walker's late trilogy (Tilt/The Drift/Bisch Bosch)
>favourite game
Resident Evil 4

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There’s 2 threads..

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It's kind of nice that all the retards are in their own containment thread. What are you guys watching this weekend?

the new vhs movie is absolute dogshit

>>204192609
The Evictors (1979) tonight and the Slumber Party trilogy the following days, maybe i'll be able to squeeze the first one tonight also.

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>>204192609
Stuff I plan on watching:
>House by the Cemetery
>Stir of Echoes 1 and 2
>When a Stranger Calls and When a Stranger Calls Back
>The Trial
Don't know if I'll get to all of them but I'll try
>>204192668
They have always been
The only good short was that Succubus one

>>204192702
*Slumber Party Massacre that is.

>>204192668
Some posters claimed one of the segments is very good and right up there with the likes of the cult segment.

>>204192596
Man I think dbd has the worst gameplay loop of all asym horror games, but it has the least retarded devs and it allows for multiverse stuff so I guess it makes sense it's the undisputed king

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They proved that you can make a traditional-looking film even in 2016, so why does nobody else do it?

All these horror directors who grew up on old horror movies don't want to make their own that look like that? It beggars belief

>>204192760
I think its the best of them all overall. My 2nd favorite is 85. Safe Haven is still the best segment, but the rest of the stories in 2 bring it down.

>>204192813
Because nobody cares these days sadly
They'd rather make boring looking blumhouse slop because people slurp it up

>>204192737
>House by the Cemetery
That one looks beautiful. Not one of Fulci's best though.

>>204190947
>big tits
they're medium tits at best
>>204191625
now these, these are bigguns

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>>204192136
>movie
From Dusk til Dawn
>book
Goosebumps(Monster Blood if I gotta be specific)
>tv show
Goosebumps again
>music
Been listening to this a lot lately while exercising
https://youtu.be/hL6OoQlCbrs?si=g7TuGvc3ba6Zv5eV
>game
For multiplayer it’s Dead by Daylight but if it’s a solo game Subnautica(fuck you it’s horror)

>>204191811
At the beginning, Cannibal Holocaust

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I enjoyed it. Although I've adjusted my expectations for the VHS movies. If anything, it suffers from being too long. Probably should have cut 1-2 of the shorts and kept the really good material. Kept it tight. Besides that, I didn't really hate any of the shorts. The dog one wasn't that great. Other than that, they all had something fun and interesting going on. Probably better than a lot of the previous VHS movies.

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So many books to read
So many kinos to watch
So little time to actually read and watch them

Horror films for this feeling?

>>204192136
>favourite movie
Prince Of Darkness, The Blackcoat's Daughter
>favourite book
World War Z
>favourite tv show
Black Summer
>favourite music
Gravediggaz
>favourite game
Metal Slug (whichever one it is where you can become a mummy)

>>204193061
it's even worse when you have to work. seriously thinking about taking an unpaid leave next October

The Curse has to be the worst horror movie I've ever seen. It's not "bad" but it's absolutely fucking miserable the whole way through and even the actors give off a vibe like they weren't having a good time and the last third just doesn't go anywhere until the movie finally ends but you're not even glad it's over because it means you watched it.

Safe Haven > Amateur Night >>>
10/31/98 = Parallel Monsters = Slumber Party Alien Massacre = Second Honeymoon = The Subject >>>
the rest

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Family friendly horror kino.

Go.

titsbros, my shepherds pie turned out fucking phenomenally, it's cooling on the rack, i will have a slice ready for when i start the first movie of the day. i'm drunk too. based moi.

>>204193119
second honeymoon is the worst segment in all of anthology horror history

>>204193176
getting stabbed in the throat while you sleep by your cheating whore dyke wife is a frightening thought for anyone who ever married a cluster B broad, so forgive me for being biased

>>204193132
>goosebumps 2015
ghostbusters
>gremlins
monster squad

if you forget about the kino part, then hocus pocus and zombie town starring dan aykroyd and chevy chase

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>>204192777
What do you mean exactly? It took me 600 hours to rank 3 everyone if that’s anything to go by. That’s just the survivors too

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Bored to death of watching slashers every spooky season, so I thought I'd check out some monster movie classics. Should I watch the OG Universal ones, or jump straight to the Hammer films?

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Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:
>The Fly (1986)
>Day of the Dead (1985)
>Inferno (1980)
>Frankenhooker (1990)
>Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)
>Bad Taste (1987)
>The Devils (1971)
>Manhunter (1986)
>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
>The Prowler (1981)
>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)
>The Deadly Spawn (1983)
>Elves (1989)
>Carnosaur (1993)
>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
>Cube (1997)
>Blood Dolls (1999)
>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)
>Maximum Overdrive (1986)
>Night Flier (1997)
>Near Dark (1987)
>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)

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>>204192136
I'm not answering all that shit but I will plug a game (and its sequel) I played years back that I enjoyed a lot, called Costume Quest.
You play as a group of kids collecting candy and fighting goblins in turn-based battles while finding costumes that have give you different combat attributes and overworld abilities.
It can be a little repetitive but it gives such great nostalgia of being a kid on Halloween and the writing is cute.

>>204193132
Scooby Doo and its movies
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark
One Dark Night (Meg Tilly horror rated PG!!)
Halloween Town series

>>204193330
Definitely watch the Universal monsters, especially if you haven't before. They hold up very well. Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, The Invisible Man, The Wolfman, and Creature from the Black Lagoon in particular.

>>204193358
Why would it matter if I looked desperate to get candy or not? This writing isn’t “cute”, it makes me wanna slap that bitch

>>204192609
Just finished Black Sunday, anyone got any good witches movies besides the obvious?

>>204193061
Time Enough At Last from the Twilight Zone.

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>>204193358
Or play the ancient flash game Cartoon Network Halloween Trick or Treat Beat (brought to you by UNICEF), a fun little series of maze with costume powerups

>>204193463
Valerie and her week of wonders

>>204193411
Thanks, I'll do this. I avoided them for forever because monster movies were never really my thing, especially ones I naively deemed "old and lame".

>>204193446
In that specific screenshot it's his sister busting his balls the way siblings do
>>204193506
I remember playing these cartoon network games when I was a kid

>>204193506
>flash
Whoops, correction. It is shockwave.

>>204193132
Hocus Pocus
Addams Family
>>204193173
Sounds like a good time to watch Black Sheep

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>>204193506
No thanks, I’m playing boxhead

>>204193513
kek, if I watch that i'll be on more of a vampire run instead of witches

>>204193325
I think Friday is the best one
>all counselors play differently and if you play with a group you can strategize

>a lot of open spaces and a lot of houses, but they're usually not close to one another, so every time you need to move to loot a different location, you feel exposed

>to get out, you have three basic options (car, boat, cops). apart from the usual "grab item then fix object" mechanic that you can find in killer klowns and tcm, here you get to actually drive the vehicle, which is amazing, it drives like shit, which makes you feel like a dumb horror character, and trying to plan a route is amazing. once jason starts teleporting, that cat and mouse game is thrilling. even better if you're playing with a group and you're talking to each other, because then you're like ok I got the car, Im on this location, I'll go pick you up. But then Jason shows up and maybe you try and fight him or someone sacrifices themselves so the others can escape, there are countless possibilities. Same with the boat.
Cops give you five minutes where you know Jason is going to go all out, and those five minutes are very, very long.

>then the masterstroke is having the chance to actually kill Jason, which isn't super hard to do if you know what you're doing, but it can go wrong very fast

in the other games Ive tried (dbd, tcm and killer klowns), all human characters feel too samey to play, and to escape all you have to do is take item, put item in a place (with a minigame that's lamer than Friday's), then go.

>>204192737
vhs 99 was pretty good as a whole
>>204192760
no the entire this is pretty bad. The only segment that was not absolute shit was the cop story other than that it was fucking horrible.
>>204192843
you can spam all you want faggot but the shit as a whole was slop

Nightmare Cinema was a decent horror anthology

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Which one of you posted this? Or is someone actually spamming my YouTube videos here? I haven’t posted any in a while

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>When an animal looks up at the night sky, what does it see?
>Thousands and thousands of tiny points.
>Then a man looks up at the same night sky, and sees millions upon millions of stars, galaxies, each with billions of planets.
>Were you there when I created the cosmos?
>Do you want to know what I see?

>>204193812
What the fuck was his problem?

>>204193771
I dont know what your channel is faggot microceleb

>>204193763
agreed. dante's segment was kino and cosmetic surgery should be used more in horror.
best overall was that b&w one. shit was unsettling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zels9AECLBY

>>204193771
I hope someone comes to your cabin and fucks you gently and then tucks you into bed and then kills you

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>>204192573
>>favourite movie
>Suspiria. Or maybe The Beyond.
Okay, you have finally convinced me, “The Beyond” anon. I shall watch The Beyond tonight and report back.

>>204193132
Something Wicked This Way Comes

>>204193877
I really liked the dumb slasher one that came first, just for entertainment I thought it was the best one, if we're talking about like film-making yeah probably the B&W one.

>>204193841
The movie is an obvious metaphor for climate change, and the Deer God seems to represent nature. He's pissed that humans are messing up his creations.

>>204193132
Kolobos

>>204194016
>The movie is an obvious metaphor for climate change
wtf I didn't know that movie was woke, taking it off my list

>>204193812
Deer just do that sometimes

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>>204193061
>games, books, films, albums, non-fiction
I have the time yet I can't bring myself to escape into the solipsistic media maw as an end unto itself and enjoy it when I'm treading water as a hermit. It turns to ash in my mouth and feels pointless, which it is, idle recreation.
By nightfall I end up getting sucked into browsing, live streams and sports as distraction that at least feel like some tether to the world and present

bigtitsbros my shepherds pie is fucking delicious. the filling congealed just right. only animal fats used in the making of this food kino.

>>204193853
That’s the point, I didn’t think anyone here really did. Someone was upset enough to find my channel somehow just to say that or else someone else posted it somewhere
>>204193912
That was a wild ride

>>204193004
I turned it off ~5 minutes in. Profoundly uninteresting.

A word of warning: Apostle (2018) is both boring and shit.

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>>204194124
Is it a spooky shepherds pie?

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MIKE FLANAGAN IS A HACK

>>204194268
i'm scared of how good it is despite how drunk i got making it and how mindlessly i prepared it

>>204194279
true

>>204194242
we know, it was a very disappointing release for Garreth Evans at the time coming off The Raid films and the best VHS segment Safe Haven

>>204194242
Can you get a tripcode so I don't get tricked into reading your posts again?

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>>204193949
>he hasnt seen The Beyond

the opening credit sequence to Lisa Frankensteingives me a great deal of concern that this is gonna be dog shit

>>204194416
if didn't whether it was for you or not before pressing Play you're beyond help

>>204194407
Haven’t gotten around to Mrs. Wardh yet either

>>204194536
bros do i need the necronomicon to decipher this ESL post?

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>>204194546
you can see edwige's butthole at one point

>>204194555
I think that guy decided to hit the bottle early this Saturday.

>>204193173
Based baker.
>>204193949
It's gonna hit you like a truck.
>>204194407
My little male cousin has the same nose as her, am i gay for having noticed that?

>>204194604
>My little male cousin has the same nose as her
How old is he

>>204193771
I only watched your Kolobos video when you posted a link to it. It was entertaining.

>>204193650
Based I'm a thing-thing enjoyer tho

>>204194596
day 5 of try not to browse /ho/ with aznude open: impossible mode

>>204194407
Anyone who hasn't seen The Beyond at this point is Beyond saving

>>204194649
What’s it called? Now I wanna watch it.

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what's a scary movie to watch bros...i haven't watched anything in a while, have no idea what to watch next...i am in despair

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>>204194596
Are you tryna get me to watch that tonight too? Because my interest just increased tenfold.

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>What if Too Many Cooks was 90 minutes long?

>>204194785
No, if Cabin anon wants to post it again, he can. I don't want to step on his toes if he doesn't want to post it again.

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Fantastic movie. Hard recommend. Can't miss for anyone into folk/supernatural/demon horror. It's not a 10/10, but there's really no excuses to be made for it. Great atmosphere, cinematography, set/creature design, acting, etc. Solid movie overall.

>>204194640
21 or 22, i meant "little" as younger, but he's had the same nose since he was a little kid, it's crazy, it's like his nose didn't grow at all. Cool dude, has an asian gf, is getting a degree in biology. He's a little autistic though.

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>>204195068
>21 or 22
Out of 10!

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horror movies about the existential dread of leaving fingerprints of your personality all over anonymous message boards while leaving no real legacy in the tangible world?

>>204194917
You are a true friend and someone I can trust.
https://youtu.be/EY9uZauSmLU?si=BBtOAazoMywL7gW2

>>204195188
Idposting is the most efficient modern way for one to know oneself

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>>204195303
based

>>204195229
>and many others
hey that's me!

>>204192114
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

I hate how every horror movie monster needs to have an explanation, what ever happened to "Ahhhhhhh a monster!!!"

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>>204195303

I prefer to live my life without reflection, I am simply my deeds, my moment to moment output, and nothing more. Self knowledge is a drop in the ocean of being, and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

Bros, I only have 5 hours to pick out my movies for tonight!

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>>204195707
If I did that I'd be murdering and raping people probably, so to each his own.

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>>204195707
introverts are fucked, we can't not reflect, but it gets good when we stop giving a fuck

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>>204195776
just turn your brain off and enjoy some kino

>>204195800
what movie?

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>>204195776

>>204192136
Frances the Mute by The Mars Volta I always thought was scary.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LLBI0UdAlcg

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I can't be the only one who saw this kino...

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>>204195800
that's what i came to do

>>204195845
I watched it, but I fucking hate rapture movies and am racist so I didn't like it.

>>204195845
whats it about?

>>204195845
it reminded me of that level in gears of war with the bat monsters

what are we gonna do about all these latina actresses who look asian? it's like a bait and switch. gimme an anna sawai or a jenna whatserhaname. quit playing with my head.

this vhs is fucking stupid

>>204196042
Wow! No one could have predicted.

>>204196035
>what are we gonna do about all these latina actresses who look asian?
Who are you talking about exactly?

>>204196042
I liked it because I was expecting the entire thing to take place in space but thankfully it didn’t. I hate space stuff

>>204196071
specifically liza soberano from lisa frankenstein

>>204195845
It was great

>>204196131
Anon, she's a flip, she is asian.

>>204196174
hmm this is an interesting development.

>pissman tries and fails again to make a gimmick thread
Horror is healing

>>204189254
based Devil Story appreciator.

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>>204191625
REC
spanish version

>>204196371
Tell me what this is from NOW

It's a alien duck lol

wait so Frankie Freako is in cinemas first? stupid, get that shit on streaming now.

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>>204192813
webms i always click on for 600 alex

Dagon was made in 2001 but looks and feels like it was made in the '70s.

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I think I will watch Critters 2 today. It is interesting to see that the ones after this are rated R. I bet that’s why my mom only rented the first 2 movies for me as a kid

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I figured that watching this would be a bit boring because zombies have been done every which way since, but damn was I wrong. It actually felt refreshing to see zombies in this iteration, chowing down, staggering around, trying to break into boarded up windows. The folks boarded into the house were a great mix that'll never work out. The ending was great too, made sense there would be a walking line of executioners not asking any questions. Great film, dawn next, obviously. Better than Suspiria

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watched The Dead Zone

Still one of the best Stephen King novel adaptations.

>>204196513
Truly bitchin choice anon

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French coalburner movie was only okay, showing the goofy marionette monster in full frame constantly was not effective, I've noted this as a trend in french horror.

>>204196514
well it is the one that started it all

>>204196513
>Critters 2 is PG-13
There are fully naked breasts in this. Wild.

>>204196536
it translated?

>>204196505
It's fucking great, right? I watched it the other night and it shot straight to the top of my favourites.

>>204196572
The download I had only had french/italian audio.

is this one seriously a indian vhs ? SAARS

>>204196546
Thanks Sherlock, who knew?

>>204196536
it wasn't good lol, the decision to go with a big puppet made it look flimsy when it was pretending to be super human.
>>204196572
It has a shit ton of dialog and I felt like I spent all my time reading the film instead of watching it

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>>204196515
that movie fucking sucked
fuck you for saying it's good

>>204195819
Story of My Life: Anon's Cooming of Age

>>204196585
So far not bad. Halfway through. Don't think it'll make it as high on my list as it did yours, however.

>>204196625
well who hasn't seen the fucking movie in 2024?

>>204196550
I thought there was! I was thinking about it and I’m pretty sure those may have been the first breasts I ever saw in a horror movie. THAT’S probably why she never rented 3 or 4

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>you will never again recapture that pure feel of first discovering your favourite horror films as a teen or child

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>>204196633

>>204196614
>SAAR SAAR MAAM SAAR MAAM MAAM SAAR
It was tiresome
>>204196632
>the decision to go with a big puppet made it look flimsy
Yeah it looked really bad, every time it showed up. I like practical effects as much as the next guy, but for what they were trying to do here CGI might have been more effective.

>>204192136
>Return of the Living Dead
>Complete works of H.P. Lovecraft
>30 Monedas
>Rob Zombie
>Gears of War 2

Did that anon looking for the movie where there's an actor who plays Dracula who might be Dracula work out which one it was? I'm adding Tender Dracula to my list of suspects in my vampire run

>>204196644
I'm a sucker for anything even remotely lovecraft desu, film that does his stories right are few and far between. Any that do get my love.

>>204196659
Must have been the same for me, too. Not a bad introduction at all.

>>204196505
Not at all. What makes you think that?

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>>204196744

>>204196669
Thanks mom for buying me all those slasher dvd box sets. I remember the Friday the 13th one didn’t come with Jason Goes to Hell and she took me to MovieStop and I asked the cashier girl if they had it and I got really embarrassed because I was asking for a movie with such a cringe title and she smirked at me. They did not have the movie.

>>204196744
I did, it was Shadow of the Vampire. My dumb ass mixed it up with Herzog's Nosferatu, but I'm glad I watched that anyway, it just might be the best Dracula picture, even though some elements are rearranged strangely.

Now it's time to watch Scream Blacula Scream while my roommate's annoying 13-year-old daughter has phone sex with her discord groomer boyfriend on the couch behind me as if I'm not 4 feet away because she has full retard autism

>>204196831
How is Jason Goes to Hell a cringe title? Jason Takes Manhattan would've been the embarrassing one to ask for

>you will never again wear our your vhs of friday the 13th part 2 when terry strips nude and walks into the lake with her already-wet hair

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Beezel

>>204196891
I miss 80's hair so much.

>>204196766
The look and the feel of it.

Ari Aster... Jordan Peele... Mike Flanagan... the Satanic trio who ruined horror forever

>>204196888
I think it was more a situational type of cringe. I was a 13 year old kid asking some cute college girl if they had “Jason Goes to Hell The Final Friday” while my mom was like 10 feet away

>>204196990
Nah Midnight Mass was kino

>>204197005
It’s just bad monologues over and over

What is the Joker of /hor/?
What is the Joker 2 of /hor/?

>>204197034
Filtered.

>>204196990
>a jew, a negro and a mick
yeah, they're the usual suspects for destroying things the white man build

>>204197040
It Chapter One
It Chapter Two

>>204197040
>What is the Joker of /hor/?
Terrifier.
>What is the Joker 2 of /hor/?
Terrifier 2. Any other questions?

>>204196810
Yeah but mine has Peter Cushing as the vampire being interviewed in 1974
>>204196837
There's a couple of them, I always forget about Peter Cushing playing a count because usually Lee does and Cushing's the guy to stab him

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kathryn newton is a welcome fixture in the horror genre. i liked freaky more than most people here. she was fun in abigail. she's fun in leeza fronkenshteen.

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>>204196831
i discovered the franchise with this one.
i was at a friend's who was a horror buff.
dude was laughing with sadism putting the film on. i saw in his face the sadism of a cenobite introducing me to dark pleasures of the cringe. not only the film was cringe but it was comfy and kino at the same time.
this day i was introduced to hell in the form of tits and gore. i never was the same again

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>>204196990
Flanagan hasn't done anything wrong with his films. maybe tv anons think he's ruined shows but idgaf about non anthology shows.
>where the fuck is my hair??

>>204197096
mid and boring and not very talented

>>204196888
Jason Does Dallas

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>>204197116
Oculus is the single watchable film out of all of this, he's a hack

>>204196042
First one was meh, cool idea but not great execution
Second was pajeet-tier, I will let that speak for itself
Third was pretty good, thought some of the makeup work was great and altogether it was just very well put together
Fourth was dumb but fun
Fifth was good but relied too heavily on le shaky magnetic tape video where you le can't see anything but le spooky ??? especially towards the end.

that's how I FEEL about it
in my HEART

>>204197119
yeah, well, that's like your...eat shit faggot

>>204197074
I love those two. Recommended films for them?

>>204197143
Absentia - fine.
Hush - enjoyable.
Ouija - passable conjuring wannabe.
Doctor Sleep - inoffensive once you forget it's supposed to be a shining sequel.

>>204197106
Starting with that one is pretty funny, never heard of anyone else doing that. I remember my mom showing me the first couple ones in order and just being confused thinking “I thought this dude wears a hockey mask”

>>204197174
... nearly all of hammer?

>>204197208
yeah. it was not a very well known franchise in my country so i hadn't heard of it beforehand. i wasn't very good with english either so the internet was limited for me.

>>204197191
>I am willing to eat poop, I like it, even!
Uhhhh, based, I guess.

Hammer > Universal

>>204197174
House of the Long Shadows

>>204197191
Hush is shit

https://youtu.be/cr0VRDDFV5c?si=RlepiyqZIK2_LCjN

what were the aliens rays supposed to do?

>>204197354
Flanagan somehow managed to make a deaf-mute woman who can't speak an obnoxious character in Hush. I hate his wife, awful actress.

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>>204197405
I dunno

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>>204196514
the remake is bettter

>>204197431
awful director too

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>>204196550
Ass too.

>>204197439
it didn't stun the last guy or make him forget so I didn't see a point

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Dude's face looks like a literal, chiseled gargoyle statue's face.

>>204197493
the ravages of mewing

>>204197444
she's hot

>>204197458
I have more cake than this

>>204197405
Some kind of stun I guess. They flashy thing the main guy and then his camera jitters and then when it comes back on they're just instantly gone.
>um but a stunny thing meant for people wouldn't stun a camera, which is electronic
how about you put my balls in your mouth and inhale my ball sweat right from the root or base of my balls

>>204197040
Blair Witch 1 and 2, the parallels are uncanny.

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Shit looks like a literal Caravaggio painting

>>204197527
back in the day we used to like small cute tight petite little butts

>>204197465
I figured it was some kind of brain scrambler ray, or possession beam or something, but we don't see anything actually happen

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>>204197527
I prefer butts like these, softer and you can easily grab 'em with your whole hand

>>204197552
that pic looks like a good meme template

Movie idea: female vampire who uses dating apps to lure in desperate incel virgins for bloodsucking

>>204197589
i like a butt that will keep my face warm while i'm eating her out from behind rather than squeeze my carotid until i pass out

>>204197527
Her face and hair are her best features.

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Just watched pic related. All the kills were so shit, really underwhelming in the gore/special effects department. Also one of the most awkward sex scenes I have ever seen. It was still okay though. Good blend between horror and comedy, good atmosphere, peak 80's vibes, it was alright.

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>>204197493

>>204197384
I like downloading high quality soundtracks from these movies. They're always kino.

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>>204197493
nobody beats the Maniac Cop actor when it comes to jaw power

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Never touched a woman's derriere myself

>>204197655
it's not a real F13 movie because it's a monster movie throwback and not a tits and cool character filled sleazy, creepy revenge of the retard tale.

>>204197690
that's because you're a homosexual spammer though

>>204197655
>Also one of the most awkward sex scenes I have ever seen
yeah the dude looks super gay

>>204197728
I am 100% heterosexual

>>204197655
If I remember correctly, this movie was gutted by the MPAA more than any other Jason movies. Probably why you had most of those issues.
>>204197675
>Critters soundtrack
Is every track just Power of the Night?

Thoughts on Trick'r'Treat?

>>204197603
Hot

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>>204197625
>he doesn't like to get blood choked by a tight pair of girly cheeks

>>204197786
fun

>>204197786
one of the best

>>204197786
overrated but not bad and a good Halloween pick

Should I legally change my name from Daniel to Mamuwalde (I am white)

>>204197690
its cool when you look at their buttholes IRL

>>204197796
More like The Mid Witch lmao

>>204193330
Mummy and Dracula are an acquired taste, sound was a relatively new thing. Those two are movies which rely on people talking in boring flat rooms because the mere notion of dialogue was enough to wow people back then. Frankenstein and Invisible Man are kino though.

Does Blacula 2 have ANOTHER fucking 6 minute negro jiving scene like a quarter of the way in?? Is this just a blaxploitation thing?????

>>204197838
quiet p*ssman or i'll fuckin fag drag you around the traffic circle

>>204197865
yes

>>204197876
post belly NOW

>>204197690
>tfw I will never shove my hands down the back of my 100lb gf’s pants in bed and cup/squeeze her ass cheeks while she gives me a dry painful tugjob that I don’t finish from while we watch Impractical Jokers on tv again

I miss high school. The real horror is the passing of time and realizing that things will never be the same.

>>204192373
>return of the living dead
>resident evil 2

I'm gonna check out that book because you're literally me

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>>204197786

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Just watched this. Was disappointed, last segment was ok the rest was mediocre.

>>204197932
Just play with your own tits fatboy

>>204197786
The only horror film made in the last 20 years that I regularly rewatch

vhs dog edition was stupid but better than tusk at least

>>204190947
A friend of mine once told me my gf looked like Sora Aoi. I felt like I should have been pissed because he compared her to a pornstar so had obviously thought about boning her but I was too happy because he validated what I had always thought.

>>204198009
as bad as VHS sections get, if they make me laugh at the end with some absurd gore I tend to remember them much more positively.

>>204198020
uuuuuh post her?

>>204197786
It's good but it was made 20 years too late to reach its full potential.

>>204197777
holy digits
>https://download-soundtracks.com/movie_soundtracks/critters-critters-2-soundtrack-by-david-newman-nicholas-pike/
>>204197690
>>204197932
sadge

>>204190947
so is this about a zombie with big tits, or just big tits and zombies

>>204197955
Best version of the Monster Mash, though.

>>204197830
Thank you for helping me resolve an MF Doom reference.

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Holy fuck, this film was absolutely retarded and all the characters were fuckwits. That fucking ending too, fuck sake.

>>204198163
If you ever talk to me again you're gonna be as dead as DOOM /nigga/

>>204198176
Netflix originals tend to be like that yeah

any movies like as above as below

>>204198222
Lol, or what?

>>204198176
another recent film that would have been considerably better being more subtle.

>>204193132
the Halloween tree. legend of Ichabod Crane, the Gate

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>>204192136

>>favourite movie
The innocents

>>favourite book
Dracula

>>favourite tv show
Twilight Zone

>>favourite music
Blue Öyster Cult - The Siege and Investiture of Baron von Frankenstein's Castle at Weisseria

>>favourite game
Resident Evil 1 remake

>>204197040
>The Joker of /hor/
Halloween Kills
>The Joker 2 of /hor/
Halloween Ends

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>>204198252
What did I say /nigga/ what the FUCK did I say /nigga/

>>204197955
kino song theme tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NufZB5hadiM

>>204198306
More like
>Joker
Halloween (2007)
>Joker 2
Halloween II (2009)

>>204197786
I think it's good but I also think it's overrated. I don't get the die hard fanbase but I enjoy the film just fine. I think Krampus is much better and I regularly rewatch that one around Christmas.

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Ok, it's high up on the list. If you can look past the goofy, 70s charm it has then you can see the high level horror movie assets it brings. Dagonfags, you should really check out Lord of Misrule. It's like Dagon but in British woodlands. Crazy that I just happened to watch both of these for the first time back to back.

i'm still waiting for a big budget, book-accurate, 3 hour long version of John Dies at the End

>>204198249
shit?

>>204197777
Part 7 was the one that MPAA most censored

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Do any of you whores play Magic? It's horror related because the latest set is a stupid horror meme pic related

>>204198397
Actually yeah I like that better too

>>204198465
I liked it...

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>>204198444
The Dagon horde is growing in numbers daily. Even Garlic Crust likes it!

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>>204198068
Okay. Here's Sora Aoi.

>>204198506
I stopped playing Magic when they changed the card frame to the souless one back on 8th edition

vhs whore of new mexico, man that bitch was stupid

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>>204198577
Based, so did I, but I drift back into the game every few years. The game has black people now

I need a woman

>>204198300
I love Dracula but it runs entirely on coincidences and I can't get over how stupid it is that Dracula's very bite is all it takes to turn a victim into a vampire in the original text. It's why he's locked up and starving the three vampire women, because they'd turn the entire country into vampires if let loose. The blood exchange creates a mental link with a victim here, instead of being the extra step necessary to turn one like in most adaptations. It's just too much.

I also think the opening with Harker before Drac boards the boat is significantly better than the rest of the story.

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>>204198176
>all the characters were fuckwits

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lisa frankenstein was a cute movie that i enjoyed a lot. i really wanted to fuck the thicc pina. always nice to see carla goodge. it did an 80s soundtrack without being too obvious which is real hard these days.

AAAAUUUUGH I'M BAKIN

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>>204192136
>favourite movie
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>favourite book
The King in Yellow
>favourite tv show
X-Files (Beyond the Sea)
>favourite music
Last and First Man
>favourite game
Silent Hill

>>204198775
multiple people have said this now so I'm am inclined to be tricked into thinking it's true

>>204198749
Dracula's plot is not its strong point, but rather its atmosphere and writing style and narrative.

>>204198813

>>204198813

>>204198813

>>204198813

>>204198535
then check 2005 - The descent

>>204198829
That I can agree with.

>>204198880
seen it and the squeequel

>>204198880
Carolinakino

>>204198829
Dracula's plot arc is literally a genius structure for movies though. I feel like every time there's an opening scene rocking up to a castle it's new again.

>>204198988
It's a really strong opening that shows you the original iteration of The horror icon and you understand why he's still popular today as a concept. Then he leaves the castle and you have to slog through a bunch of shit that isn't really about him. Some of the supporting characters are underrated, though, and often barely present in films. Justice for Quincy.

>>204196602
fuck you

>>204193214
this man gets it
the more you think about it, the more horrific it gets

>>204198506
are you obese and have poor hygiene?

>>204196989
We must've seen different Dagons then, there's absolutely nothing 70s-like about the one i saw, in fact is very much 2001.

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>>204197143
ouch, oculus was his best?

>>204197056
Based old fashioned anti-irish racism.

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>>204199821
I'm slightly overweight and I don't really perform any physically exerting activities, so I don't have to shower all that often, every few days tends to get me by. Showering every day is literally a meme that ruins your hair and skin.
>>204199890
Oculus was, sadly, his best effort.

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>>204198506
i'ma draft the halloween set a few times during the weekend
should be cash money

>>204198980
which carolina?

Alanah Pearce in VHS Beyond, why is this talentless shit everywhere?