Black People Are Scary EditionPrevious : >>204198813
If this sucks then I’m giving up on exploring new horror movies and I’ll stick to 80’s schlock for the rest of the month.
mfw black person
>>204205985Who was in the wrong here?
We're so back Raimi bros
>>204205985BOO, nahmsayin? Yo ass goin ta hell wit me, sinnin' ass nigga
>>204206066I found it so funny that he's all classed up and his wife was some nogged out stretched neck savannah tribesman
Is it just me, or does most of /hor/, besides from a few specific people here like NPM, seem incredibly different from the rest of /tv/ and 4chan? The threads here are usually full of women hate, negro hate, troon hate, Jew hate, etc, yet /hor/ rarely does this and will gladly watch slop that's filled with negros or strong women. I'm genuinely curious to why /hor/ is so oddly different from the rest of this board. Is everyone in /hor/ secretly a redditor?
>>204206167probably because /hor/ actually enjoys movies
>>204206167we just don't want to derail a comfy general with vitriol
v/h/s beyond was terrible even for a v/h/s movie bros
>>204206037I assume that's a joke because it's supposed to be awful zoomer horror or something.
>>204206167I still hate all of the them, I just choose to watch kinos
>>204206037I literally just don't bother with modern moviesThere's tons of old films to watch, including old horror films, literally decades worth of them. Why the fuck would you willingly choose modern slop instead? If a film is even filmed on digital you should know it's shit
I picked up some horror kino in the Scream Factory sale today
>>204206037>Pete Davidson
finished this one, it actually hit me in the feels man.
>>204206275nice
>>204205813I played that game so much with my older brother as a kid. Those chainsaw guys scared the fuck outta me
>>204206246Every damn year. The first post I saw about it was "this is the best VHS since the original". they're like a rorschach test and we're the asylum patients.
>>204206167Personally, I'm an oldfag from long long ago when that stuff was still purely irreverent jokes and the site was an anarchist shithole instead of a political shithole. I like that we can just joke around and funpost here without it being a /pol/ subthread.
>>204206275basado
>>204206037the twist is at the end is fun
>>204206167I'm not big on woke slop like most of /tv/, but I'll watch a horror movie if it interests me.
platform 2 suffered from the same problems as the first. there were some visceral elements to appreciate but it disappeared up its own ass in a puff of smoke and the ending was some half baked thematic bullshit like part 1. theres a good concept in here that they keep fucking up every time.
>>204206167i liked the blackening, i liked strange darling, and that's because the former was funny and the latter was a good tale about the dangers of BPD women. i still hate woke shit but i'm not going to pollute /tv/ with that stuff. if you want to commiserate about le woke supervillain, go 9 doors to the left and you'll eat your fill.
>>204206246>>204206322it was the dog segment and india one that fuck you didn't it?
>>204206377>a tacky message movie squanders its premise and isn't as good as it would have been if it wasn't trying to shove its politicock down your throat
>>204206377I'm half way through it (drinks break because it's so long) and so far it's enjoyable and tense so far. like the first one it almost gets too thin on the allegories and then throws something unexpected at you.
>>204206435BLOODY BASTARD FUCKING
>>204206442this one seems to be a criticism of authoritarian commies. so I imagine your butthurt immediately turns to WOWEE!
>>204206435dog lady was the best oneresident evil cops was ok20 minute segment of alanah pearce flapping her gums was god awfulI skipped the indian shit once she started singing
>>204206495
>>204206570That Indian pop music was REALLY obnoxious
>>204206570>20 minute segment of alanah pearce flapping her gums was god awfulwhat a fuck waste of a slot
>>204206567I'm more or less apolitical, anon, I just want to watch good movies without being talked down to by affluent sheltered retards.
Some good picks in there. I can't afford to buy any more movies right now myself>Ghosthouse / WitcheryIn Italy, the first two Evil Dead movies are called La Casa and La Casa 2. To cash in on their popularity, these movies were called La Casa 3 and La Casa 4 in Italy. They're not good movies, but they're required for any Evil Dead collection be complete.
>>204206444the conceit of the movie is about food scarcity, i want to see starving people battling over morsels. i enjoy themes i really do but both these movies didn't know how to adequately tackle them and when they do get into Super Serious Mode, they turn into daytime tv soap operas. and all the stuff with the kids? WTF is that? what was that ending (you'll see)? not for me. i need a palette cleanser after that. the main chick had a nice set of perkies and i was happy to see the old guy again, but i'm grasping at straws.
How's Ghostwatch(2022)? I still like found footage, even though it's been done to near death.
>>204206628Now I just need Beyond Darkness to complete my collection
>>204206746you mean 1992?one of the best found footage films there is.
>>204206421>go 9 doors to the left and you'll eat your fill
About an hour in and I'm finding The Tunnel ok for what it is, but I wished that it leaned more into the camp of found footage instead of the faux-documentary approach that made up most of the first half. Yeah the faux-documentary approach helped the story, but it also made it less "tense" since you could guess who lived and died.>>204206570I didn't think the bio-organic UFO segment was that bad, but it really was too damn hard to see what was going on. Still, beat the fuck out of '99 and '85 as far as I was concerned.
>>204206777Yes that one and good, I like the genre but haven't seen it.
>>204206746I think it sucks ass and isn't interesting or well made, I can see how it would have been different if watched in context, but I don't really think it works as a movie. /hor/ disagrees with me on this, generally.
there's a horror movie where a guy fucks himself in the ass.this isn't a shitpost. i need help finding it. he fucks himself in his own ass with his penis and he can't help it and he can't stop. i don't know why. someone has to know the movie
>>204206863Wishmaster 2.watch the first one though, slightly better, both enjoyable.
>>204206806>I didn't think the bio-organic UFO segment was that bad, but it really was too damn hard to see what was going on. Still, beat the fuck out of '99 and '85 as far as I was concerned.Not that anon, but agreed. Though I thought the wrap around segment was kind of lame.
>>204206863I think this might have happened in one of the Wishmaster movies
>>204206888I quite like the wraparound I just thought it was lacking. I get they wanted to end on the scream but should have had some kind of intrusion on the documentarians.
Curse of Crom: The Legend of Halloween (2022) is solid family entertainment with great >all the halloween decorations and actual orange leavesatmosphere
It was alright. Dog lady one could have been good but devolved into doggy doo doo. Alanah Pearce one featured an interesting set, props, and visuals even though they were muddled as all hell. Skydiving one was alright.
ending the night with picrel because fuck it
>>204206943>Alanah Pearce is this someone that people actually know or is she being meme'd into existence by this film
>>204206987She's some old games journalism or whatever whore whose only notable characteristic is she has tits
>>204206987Isn't that the chick that works on the God of War games
What horror movie had the most beautiful biggest booba you ever did see?
>>204206987She's just a video game reviewer of some kind who is attractive.
>>204207005i must admit i'm a little envious that having tits is a ticket to beaucoup simpbuxx
>>204206987>>204207005
>>204206943I really liked the premise of the last one and she had some pretty great tits for a modern slop movie, but fuck off with smearing filters all over it. So annoying.
>>204206987>IGN and rooster teeth pick your poison
>>204207051Careful anon, it's a slippery slope to cutting your dick off
>>204207062>those hipsHoly fuck
>>204207051step one sell your soul to the devil himself
>>204207062I prefer my journalists comically obese, that way I know they having nothing to do except play games.
>>204207079
>>204207033Critters 2
>>204206943>>204207062wow i actually thought it was her when she first appeared but never confirmed my suspicions. interesting.
>>204207062Bimbo Alanah Pierce I kneel before ye now that you are officially /hor/rific.
>>204207051Never a better time to be a whore, honestly. Usually everyone wants to be a sugar baby until daddy wants some sugar, but in this case it's usually 5000 retards on the other side of a computer screen you have your boyfriend deal with.
>>204207062damn i looked her up and this pic doesnt even do those giant tits justice. no wonder why vidya simps are all over that ass.
>>204207178>giant titsThose aren't giant. I doubt she's even a C cup. And she's still kind of a butterface. But she's always been at least a bit attractive and the accent definitely helps.
>>204207134Hell yeah
>>204207281broseph this is a c cup for sure
>>204207033The one oil driller bitch in TCM 3D had a pretty great rack. it's a shame the director pussied out when she wanted to go topless.
>>204207033They might not be the biggest but Linnea Quigley in Return of the Living Dead is awoooooga
Thanks to whomever rec'ed me Cabin FeverThat shit was fucking great
>>204207281>kind of a butterfaceNigger what?
Did she deserve it, all things considered?
>>204207356Cheers
>>204207356Man I haven't seen that since it came out. Should rewatch it, doing a spooky movie every night this month.
>>204207356fwiw I thought CF was great as well and also enjoyed the sequels.the remake is retarded though. no reason for it to exist.
>>204207360He's right, she's like a 6
>>204205985
anything like feast 2005?
>>204207356it's very silly
>>204207316I'm just going by my eyes and by this, I admit I could be wrong though.
>>204207407Have you seen Feast 2 and 3? They are fucking off the walls insane.
>>204207391I know I'm older but has the term "butterface" changed meaning? In my day it mean everything was great, but her face. That woman is beautiful.
>>204207356I put off watching this for ages as I assumed it would be another run of the mill 2000s horror thing, but it is a good horror comedy with great body horror effects work. I watched Cabin Fever 2 and it was TOO DISGUSTING but lacked all of the charm of the first one.
>>204207433beauty filters have broken the youngins' minds
>>204207428yeah I saw those too and was wondering if any other director did similar ones with monsters and creatures
>>204207439Ironically Ti West's best movie is Cabin Fever 2 and that's the movie he doesn't want to be associated with and asked the studio not to credit him as director
>>204207473lol wut. what a retard.
>>204207472Based, I don't have any recs that are similar to Feast but I'm also interested in hearing any
>>204207473I hated the innkeepers but I wanted to drag this thing into that dirty basement like a caveman, and, you know
>>204207469i'm glad i was born long enough ago to get into busty hags
Oh my fucking god. An actual, honest to god, non-pozzed, GOOD, MODERN horror movie. What the fuck.
>>204207519I loved Innkeepers and would treat her tenderly
>>204207433>That woman is beautifulThat's your opinion and that's fine.>>204207469I'm not a youngin and my standards are high. I don't have a problem with butterfaces though as long as her tits are big.
>>204207537it's just a knockoff of Ghostwatch, stop shilling it
>>204206313I played with a friend and we could never get past the giant worm boss.
>>204207519this cutie married the WKUK guy who directed barbarian. lucky fucking bastard.
>>204207572Are you retarded? No it wasn't, not even remotely.
>>204207572speaking of Ghostwatch knockoffs, Haunted Ulster Live is coming out this week and looks like it could be funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrTAMXD_ztY
>>204207556based
>>204206306Maybe it is because Milfs are my fetish but this bitch is one of the most beautiful girls i've seen in a horror movie.10/10 would let her keep me sick.
>>204207600it's the same movie, just worse and less convincing
>>204207627I don't think you've even watched it and will not be baited further
>>204207572It was absolutely inspired by it, but I feel like calling it a knock off is a too strong.
Ti West films ranked:Cabin Fever 2MaxxxinePearlHouse of the DevilThe InnkeepersXThe Sacrament
>>204207692put The Innkeepers at the top and it'd be close
>>204207692the innkeepers is his best film by a long shot
>>204206806>I didn't think the bio-organic UFO segment was that badIt was sci-fi horror. Many /hor/ anons hate sci-fi I guess.
>>204207692The Sacrament sucked so fucking bad, every minute of it I was like, there has to be a part where it diverges, this isn't just Jonestown: The Musical, right? It has to be something more than that, right? Right? Right? And then it wasn't.
>>204207735>>204207729I rewatched the Innkeepers last month and thought it was OK, 3/5
>>204207736I love the genre. Wild.
>>204207692Is the second Cabin Fever really that good, I didn't hate it when viewed next to the first it pales in comparison as I remember it. One thing I liked about it though is that it felt like it was parodying those 2000s American sex comedies set in high schools, by making it grotesque.
>>204207754even worse, the whole time it pretended like we didn't know where the plot was going, like nobody in the world ever heard of Jonestown
>>204206275>demon knightBased and Billy Zanepilled.
>>204207782It's brainless and gory and my favorite character Deputy Winston returns so I'm just personally partial to it. I don't actually think most other people would also rate it his best DESU
>>204207729i have yet to see you make a good post with this image fr fr on god
>>204207666Have YOU watched them both? Only a philistine would rank Late Night over Ghostwatch
>>204207854I actually saved it yesterday because the anons monke made me laugh
>>204207882fair
i guess im going to watch Maximum Overdrive?
>>204207912Based
>>204207692put Pearl over that garbage fire MaXXXine and put inkeepers at the bottom of the list for being a boring pos
>>204207537It was a decent horror movie until the end where it jumped the shark.And even if you wanted to keep the whole warping of perception thing they should have leaned into...HORROR instead of overexplaining what happened with the wife and being melodramatic.
>>204207860I have, of course, seen both.>>204206845This is my opinion of Ghostwatch. I did not like it, at all, not even a bit. I can, again, see how it might be enjoyable in context, in like an Orson Welles War of the Worlds kind of way, but I think it's a pretty dogshit movie when stripped of that context. Maybe I just hate listening to british "people" talk.Late Night With the Devil is a lot more of just a traditional movie, and if your entire thing is just "they're both in the format of a TV show so it's a ripoff" you might just be low IQ.
>>204207996shit taste confirmed
>>204207954What did you like about Pearl and not like about Maxxxine anon?
>>204207930i hope its going to be killer car kino!
>>204207912Best soundtrack ever
>>204207996>Well ok anonymous I'm sorry but that's all we... no I'm hanging up we've got more calls on the line...>>204208045>Hello based anon, you're on Ghostwatch
>>204206066What is this film?
>>204208111It's Blacula, anon.
>>204207912Wasn’t that the first role Giancarlo Esposito had?
American Guinea Pig 1
>>204208284I have seen the Japanese Guinea Pig movies but I haven't seen the American Guinea Pig movies. Are they worth a watch for a sicko like myself
>>204208331Someone tried to tell me last year that Timecrimes sucked and I hope he's dead by now
>>204205985I mean, they are, but not as vampires
Just finished this. Not as good as the original, but better than the 2004 version. Definitely the same woke bullshit going on, as always. Some cool effects and shots. Some cool new ideas (I liked the usage of car trunks as coffins). Actors weren't great, even though there are some good ones here. Ending was pretty shit. Repetitive soundtrack. If you aren't a fan of the book or the original movie, I'd say skip.
>>204207996>but I think it's a pretty dogshit movie when stripped of that contextIt's not. It's well shot, well acted, the script is good with a nice level of mounting tension, the characters are developed and sympathetic. It has effective scares that were convincing enough that many people believed it was real. Ghostwatch is good. It's telling that the worst criticism you think of was some reddit "lol British accents"
>>204208376I felt pretty much the same. I did like that one cool silhouette scene in the forest
>>204208360Future you and/or past you probably killed him in the future and/or past
>>204208342I haven't watching the other Americans ones beside #1Imo it felt way too real and fucked up to feeling like snuff for me.
>>204208376modern is always worse lol
>>204206167I'm very racist and sexist but a good movie is a good movie.
>VHS Beyond>Indian segment>The robot has superstrength and can fire plasma beams but also somehow gets tired and sad>No one thought to build a killswitch into it>Some company/organization can build hyper-advanced androids that pass as real humans but all they do with them is use them as Bollywood entertainment>Final UFO segment>The main character gets pulverized every single time the ship goes FTL speed, but the camera somehow stays fully intact
>>204208399I agree, that was good.
>>204208452what annoys me is it made demon noises instead of robot noises. everything is so generic these days.
>>204208427I actually enjoyed the more comedic entries in the Japanese series, but I will probably eventually watch the American ones just because
>>204208376>but better than the 2004 versionExtremely low bar.
>>204208386>It's telling that the worst criticism you think of was some reddit "lol British accents"Anon, it's called a joke. I think it's generally bad, and I didn't like it. You people really do get testy when others don't like the same slop as you, I'm going to say this every time you guys act this way.>No it's good no it's good no it's GOOD REEEEEEEEEEOk.
>>204208479Yeah it's like they couldn't figure out what they wanted the monster to be so they went with both. But I would be open to more sirs related horror.
>>204206377ok just finished Platform 2 and you're right. no idea why the writer of this is obsessed with the kids thing.
>>204208482The Japanese ones are really enjoyable. The mermaid one actually had a story and for me felt sad. I like that one. It was silly that it worked
>>204208606muh simbalism i guess. a movie like this needs a more straightforward approach. they can keep the themes if they want but they need to read a scriptwriting book because they don't know how to execute them.
>>204206943It's probably the least terrible of the shudder VHS movies. At least none of the shorts are offensively bad. Not even the Bollywood one.I was afraid the first one was gonna become some kind of anti-cop satire but I was pleasantly surprised
>>204208504stop shilling modern garbage and dismissing the better movies that inspired it, you're posting in bad faith and are being faceitious
V/H/S/ is comfy Octoberslop and I will watch it every year that they make one
>>204208752They removed the gay "fascist filmmakers fuck off" thing. Not sure we're making many films, sadly.
>>204208782me too its the closest thing to cock and ball torture that i participate in
>>204208774I'm really not, outside of making a bit of fun of you because you're acting like an overly serious aspergers goober about le spooky ghost movie.
>>204208782I'm still going to criticism some shit in it but yeah. It's still the best, modern horror anthology that it still coming out. Hell I'd be down for a Tales from the Crypt movie, but no one is making one and I am but an incipient attorney.
>>204208782That's how I feel about it, it's like how I used to binge watch American Horror Story seasons before I lost interest completely. Comfy slop kino.
>>204208839>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>204208865Are you illiterate, on top of the autism?
>>204208850I haven't seen every season but I did enjoy the first 2 seasons + the 1984 season (especially the first half of the season that was a camp slasher)
>>204208926same here but the back 9 of the slasher season didnt hit like i wanted it to.
>>204208926I couldn't even make it through the first season, if I wanted to watch a boring horror sloap slopera I'd watch Twin Peaks.
>>204208926I watched the first three seasons and Roanake also, that and Coven were somewhat cringe kino but that's where I left it. Ok, I'll revise that, Coven was mostly just cringe. That 1984 season might tickle me fancy somewhat though.
>>204208850I only like 1 and 2, dropped it completely in the middle of Hotel.I still go back to 1 and 3 on occasion just to stare at Taissa.
>>204208993The first season is nostalgic for me because I had a gf at the time and we would watch every episode together week by week. I'm so lonely bros
>>204208782i'm on the second one now, think i'm gonna marathon them
>>204208890Yeah, I'm autistic because I like good horror movies over bad ones with AI slop
>>204208262yeah hes in it
>>204208926as soon as they started treating Richard Ramirez as some kind of cool guy sex symbol I dropped it.
>>204209096Yeah the camp stuff was better, it really went off into some weird territory in the second half
>>204209046Actually, it's got more to do with the things you say and the way you conduct yourself. I can see how that could be confusing for you, though, given your infirmity.
>>204207316>>204207281>>204207422you are retardednone of you have any idea what a cup size isyou are so beyond retarded it beggars belief
>>204209322those are c cups dude. get over it.
>>204209322hereuse the same thing women usealso any woman wearing a 38 band is either a fat fat fuck or a tranny
>>204207316That's at least a D cup
To the Goblin anon from the other thread, i was the one who linked you the Phenomena song on /prog/ as well.
>>204209187>Actually, it's got more to do with the things you sayThat Ghostwatch is a better movie? It's true.>the way you conduct yourself.You're the one being a glib idiot as a deflection tactic. It isn't working.
what makes Terrifier different than your stereotypical gratuitous violence slasher. I don't recall a sizable contingent calling Saw mean-spirited or what have you but I could be wrong
>>204209449maybe the real horror is unchecked contrarianism
>>204209322Go on, I'm waiting.
>>204209449Art is cruel and enjoy making his victims suffer in a way other slasher villains don't
>>204209449They don't make many stereotypical gratuitous violence slashers any more. The Terrifier movies are simply levels above the other slashers coming out recently.
>>204209146I feel like that show peaked with the circus, but i dropped it at hotel and haven't thought about it in ages
>>204209449the nigga snapper 9000 is one of the best saw scenes for sure
>>204209427Anon, why would I need to deflect? What are you thinking that I would need to deflect? I don't like a movie that you like, while liking a movie that you don't like, and you're being a super serious boring dweeb about it. Being an oldfag from before The Change, I'm just a generally irreverent guy, which maybe isn't coming through to you somehow. Chill out and have some fun.
Dellamorte Dellamore
>>204209593Holy shit this guy knows the Italian name for Cemetery Man
>>204209503There aren't any old slashers on it's level either.Maybe some SOVs but I can't think of a proper slasher that's as sadistic.
>>204209626It's pedestrian compared to, say, Bloodsucking Freaks
>>204209449I think it's the childlike glee Art takes in torturing his victims. The only other slasher villain that had that was Freddy and those films were waaaaay less gory than Terrifier.Honestly, now that I think about it I'd like to see Damian Leone do a Nightmare on Elm Street movie.
>>204209626Based, I agree but people keep crucifying me for championing Terrifier
>>204209659I think your definition of "Slasher" is different than mine
>>204209487Waiting for what? I already posted a nice concise graphical explanation of bra sizes. Do you need something cleared up for you?
>>204209659Bloodsucking Freaks is less graphic than Terrifier. I'd say the ideas are just as fucked up but definitely not as horrifyingly executed.
>>204209659Bloodsucking Freaks is awesome, I love both movies. But I truly don't believe Bloodsucking Freaks practical effects are as good as Terrifier's
Terrifier 2 was better and I'm not afraid to say it, slash me all you want
>>204209567>I don't like a movie that you like, while liking a movie that you don't like, and you're being a super serious boring dweeb about it.So just shut up and stop arguing about it, don't continue a debate when you know you're wrong and have to resort to the muh opinion fallacy.
>>204209752Lately I have really been enjoying this song from the soundtrack. The whole album is awesome.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONizBiZPLbE
>>204209773>muh phallusy
>>204209619Dellamorte Dellamore it's a word play with the comics that inspired the movie: Dylan Dog.'Cemetery man' means nothing, dear american friend.capisce?
>>204209801I know all that I'm just shitposting, have a nice evening anon :^)
>>204209799Why are you being such a graceless little turd? We've established you're wrong, and I offered you plenty of opportunities to just stop replying but you keep coming back. Maybe you should "chilld out"
>>204209752i can't bring myself to watch it because it's 2+ hours long and apparently no titsthe short and the first feature were enough for me
Are you fags still arguing over Ghostwatch vs Late Night with the Devil? Both of you take a whiff of my Night Owls air freshener, take 5, and chill out!
>>204209956it's a fairly breezy 2 hours until the final act which is a bit dragged out. It's long because it spends a lot of time developing the characters compared to most slashers.
>>204209943I think you might just genuinely be too new to get it. I'm playing, because it's not a debate, because we're not redditors.>>204209983He's arguing, I've said my piece a while ago and will admit that I am just egging on his spergout.
>>204209593anna falchi SEXO
>>204209752Based
>>204209449It's fun.
>>204210032She has lovely areolas
>>204210010>you don't understand bro, I'm not invested in this at all even though I've been here replying to your posts for 2 hoursAlso, your oldfag posturing is impressing nobody
>>204210092I'm playing ragnarok online in another window, I lurk /hor/ and funpost all through october, and will reply for as long as you continue to be a spergy little weirdo and entertain me.
>>204209502suure, I guess that is an insightful point about older villains, always at an abject remove from the viewer and often emotionless automatons. creates psychic distance for voyeurism of ritual and mechanical unfoldings while Terrifier uncomfortably aligns the spectator with Art and his revelry
>>204209593She doesn't like boners anon let me help you with that
>>2042101321v1 me in Fortnite no build mode while I play as Peter Griffin see what happens
Late Night with the Devil was awful. I don't know why people are still talking about it.
>>204210187
>>204210156>Funny Games but based and schlocky
>>204210132desu if that's your idea of fun you're a sad little loser
>>204210187I'm liking it so far.
>>204210225I enjoyed it as well
>>204210202Funny Games and Terrifier are both based, we love suffering, cruelty, and voyeurism in this thread
>>204210182I'm literally too old to play reflex-based games like that anymore, sadly. I could beat you at literal autistic old man games like Dominions 6 though.>>204210219Oh noooooo a guy who's mad about movies thinks I'm a loser??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO TERRIFIERMAN HELP ME I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE AHHHHHH
>>204210250I'm just messing, I'm mostly a low skill single player RPG fag and not even the guy you're arguing with :^)
>>204210278I know, anon, I understood you. (◡‿◡)I wonder if that guy who was going to watch that French spider movie earlier did so. I've thought about checking it out, but haven't gotten around to it. Struck me as something that was going to be a boring immigration allegory, and I was hoping to see someone's take on it.
>>204210200yum yum
>>204210342I have been aware of that movie and I watch almost every new release but I just can't do spider movies I am sorry
>>204210200LITERAL semen demon
>>204209665Freddy is a good comp as real, mean but farcical violence. I guess the difference would be he is more fully realized as recognizably human with weakness that can be exploited and his films structured such that we witness his acts knowing he our protagonist will eventually prevail whereas Art is an unstoppable force without rhyme or reason
>>204210250>Oh noooooo a guy who's mad about movies thinks I'm a loser??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO TERRIFIERMAN HELP ME I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE AHHHHHHIt is pretty funny though how you tried to frame me as an autistic redditor when it turned out you're a fat middle aged basement dweller lolAre you that cabin retard by any chance?
Gus was the MVP
if any of you are wanting to watch the new Uzumaki episode and can't figure out how US tv works, I found a live link herehttps://thetvapp.to/tv/cartoon-network-live-stream/starts in a few minutes
>>204210468I think we are slowly learning more about Art in every movie. In the first film he was a human being and able to be killed. In the second movie after being resurrected he's something else entirely supernatural. I think it's really interesting
>>204210551this is episode 2 right?
>>204210588yep
>>204210468That's really what makes the second superior to the first for me. In the first, I found Art a lot more pure or even angry maybe in his sadism, which I personally found distasteful, not really in a pearl clutching way so much as an "I'm not getting anything out of this" way, I just didn't find it fun. The amount of fun he seems to have in 2, comparatively, up until the last portion, really sold it for me.>>204210499I mean, you did the job for me by being some stuffy wannabe high school debate guy. I just pointed out the obvious. Do you really think boring jabs like that are gonna get my goat, though?
>>204210602I'm in
>>204210656>Do you really think boring jabs like that are gonna get my goat, though?It doesn't matter if they're boring: they're true facts about you which makes it funny. (On the reverse, nothing you've said about me is actually true)
>>204210722>laser focused unabating autism
>>204210656put your trip on cabin fatty
>>204210767Trust me, if I were the cabin guy, if I woke up in his body in his life, I would have killed myself by now. I am not the cabin guy.
>>204210767rent free
>>204210756>laser focused unabating smelly old basement dweller energy
>>204210767The cabin guy is absolutely shameless, I don't think he drops his trip to say stupid shit
>>204210828Is your next move to hit with the undulating case? You truly stick out like a sore thumb, and you don't even realize it.
>>204210828I wish my parents had a basement I could dwell in
>>204210836This, I don’t even take this off when I’m posting on /gif/. It’s funnier to always have it on and see if anyone calls me out
>>204210863Get a job and give your poor parents a respite from your 40 year old basement dwelling ways!
>>204210551I know nothing about manga but this is pretty cool. I really like the snail boy.
>>204210930>Actually using /gif/Kill yourself
I've been thinking more and more about making my own films, movies, acting, directing, etc. but don't even know where to start or know anyone in to it. Don't know a think about my local film and theater scene other than its full of queers. Any recommendations?
>>204210974I bet he posts on the BBC threads
>>204210930I stay anon and we have shit talked back and forth once or twice but I don't really have any ill will for you cabin guy
>>204210967he's a master at it. kek snail boy made me laugh.
>>204210974There’s a lot of hyper specific fetish stuff on there that I sometimes don’t even know I’m into until I see it. >>204210991I love you too bro
>>204210945The weakness of your retorts is starting to get boring, step it up or I'm gonna go to bed.>>204210991My own ill will towards him is largely feigned for comic effect, but I do despise tripfags.>>204210910It's funny to me that he keeps saying that because I'm old enough for my parents to just be Dead. (Which they are.)
>>204210983In my unprofessional opinion I think you should always do things your own way, satisfy whatever your creative urges are to the fullest, and just be unique and not give a shit what anyone thinks (that's easier said than done)
>Sienna from Terrifier 2why is she so fucking hot bros holy shit, I know she prob looks like your average latina but my god im in love
>>204211017Curious where this goes. My mind has me thinking it'll be some sort of eldritch God or something but I really have no idea.
>>204210945Wait, wait wait wait. Are you a girl? Is that why you're so retarded and the only thing you can come up with is "uhhhhh but you're stinky" like a grade schooler?
>>204211109She's so cute. I think she is my favorite final girl after Stretch.
>>204211059Look on the bright side, I'm sure they're looking down from heaven very proud at their elderly son sitting in his underwear jerking off in the basement
>>204210930Based
>Scouts Guide to the Zombie ApocalypseYay or nay?
>>204210930any skin walkers this time of month at night around the cabin?
>/hor/ is filled with /gif/ subhumansNo wonder why we have creatures like the Pissman here
>>204211129WHAT THE FUCK
>>204211140>You called me stinky!? You must be a girl!Clean your room you animal
>>204211213>when you see it you’ll shit bricks
>>204211190Why are you looking at my cock>>204211248Okay, yeah, this is woman-tier posting. Okay. Got it. Understood. I'm gonna disengage because I hate women.
>>204211233kek. my favourite part about Junji Ito's stuff is how everyone tries to deal with insane scenarios with an "o-oh ok" reaction and get on with their day
>>204211283red circle me
>>204211289>he's 60 years old>he's a fat basement dweller>he smells bad and considers it womanly to wash>he hates women>he has shit taste in horror movies>he's old and spents his very limited time left on earth getting rekt by anons like me
>>204211330
>>204211283do you really live alone in a dark cabin in the middle of nowhere?
starting Night of the Demons (original)Been a while since I've watched this. Still a great intro sequence.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClZbHLD5Eb4
>>204211283that reminds me need to watch the mist black and white.
>>204211360>>204211380
>We'll twist our bodies
I have The Monster Squad, Nightbreed, and Fright Night ready to watch.
Chips to short to dipDON'T
>>204211316The fact people aren't noping the fuck outta there is hilarious.I mean how much of this wild shit do you gotta see before you just say fuck it?
>>204205985I still haven't seen Blacula.
>>204211376I’m not alone I have you guys haha
>>204211483Looks like a screenshot from a horror flick, hope you don't have any corpses in there...
>>204211482It's genuinely shockingly good for what it is. The lead actor is an Actual Actor, the rest of the cast are random nogs which is whatever, but whenever Mamuwalde is in a scene he's like projecting from his diaphragm and Acting Hard like he was on fucking Broadway or something. I enjoyed it pretty much start to finish, except for the part where they go to a negro club and it's two full songs worth of almost nothing but negros dancing.
>>204211360You fucker
>>204211483DOGNAMENOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>204211483>Little fuck off rural cabin with decent internetIdeal desu
>>204211483do you have us guys? are you sure? is your internet even on ?
>>204211483>>204211590Cabin anon probably has better internet than I do.
Cabin guy had a stroke and has been dying on the floor for days and this is his sad little Jacob's Ladder hallucination
>>204211483anon you need to post more dog pics
>>204211549Luke, he was born on Christmas Eve and my mom named him after one of the three wise men
>>204211645Sounds like the plot of Schramm
>>204211483Watch out for kids killing themselves all over yer property.
>>204211650>anon
>>204211658cute
>>204211645not the worst way to be "Jacod's-Laddered"
>>204211658Luke's my guy now. I wish him eternal happiness.
>Reddit and Fail Versus Kino
BOO!
>>204211650This pic is old but it’s my favorite one of us together. HORROR MOVIES FOR THIS FEEL??
>>204211722WHO?!
>>204211683sorry force of habit.Cabin anon, NOOO
>25 days until Halloween
>>204211696
LET'S MAKE IT TO 400!
Everyone in this thread needs to watch Truth or Dare: A Critical Madness
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>>204211734cute lil niggaalso literally Angst. it's also a great movie.
>>204211773
>>204211734fat fuck
>>204211734uh based
>>204211734Zesty ass dog
>>204207356Cabin Fever is practically a classic at this point.
>>204212431i now love jew bear.
>>204212431Cabin Fever and Hostel are "2000s classics" along with Saw and Final Destination.
