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What's the point of this?
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>>204212488
Thank goodness I can't see her nipples.
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>>204212488
To terrify.
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>>204212488
it's fun
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>>204212488
Lore
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Is the small hat a reference?
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>>204213060
Stop going to /pol/ so much
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>>204212488
What do you think the point is?
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>>204212488
Entertainment (for mouth-breathing juggalos with sub 90 iqs)
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>>204212488
I'm just glad they're using practical effects
https://odysee.com/@Realfake_Newsource:9/RFNS-7.23--021:3
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>>204213114
Filtered in your Capitol City
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>>204212636
there are some lines you just don't cross
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>>204212488
ITS THE RAPE
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>>204213865
>ITS THE RAPE
BUT MOSTLY, ITS THE RAPE
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can someone post the pasta pls
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I’m not sure. Unless the point was to arouse me which in that case it succeeded
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>>204213896
>post the pasta pls
When you've killed your third prostitute and you realize if you don't stop the law might catch on but nothing else gets you off like that so you can't even sustain an erection anymore
Wouldn't that be crazy if that was a thing, haha
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>>204212488
Fun
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>>204213896
>pasta
I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.
Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.
But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.
Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.
Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Marvel, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids.
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>>204213926
Same, the thought of being brutally fucked up gives me such a rush
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>>204212636
This I would have walked out in shock if I saw one female bob but seriously if the third movie does not have a fantastic set of tits in it like the first one did I'm done this series
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Horror movies are great for getting intimate with a date. There is a visceral response that you cling to one another for support. For the "ladies", what would you make of your boyfriend sport a rock hard erection during a sadistic decapitation scene and he becomes insatiably 'handsy' with you?
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the blood isn't quite right. looks like bbq sauce
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>>204214047
>bbq sauce
You have ZERO influence on people who buy frozen pizzas. If anything, you deter me from buying ANY frozen pizzas because you're a fucking jewish kike. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HITLER
You wanna report me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I shitpost too much. I also spam too much. I could be a cold-hearted jannie like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. Facebook likes me. My fellow shitposters like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you sneed is what you get.

You're telling me I can pay the small price of $350 to get on my knees and stick my strong-featured germanic face deep into Claire's bare, hot, dirty, amorphous cow-like Ashkenazi ass and have her deposit a sopping wet brap straight down my mouth and nose? Will she grab the back or my head and forcefully push me deeper into the dark recesses of her digsted-gravlax-and-cream-cheese-perfumed shitbox while calling me a Nazi pig and stomping my balls in heels until they physically burst into bloody pulp inside a swelled, torn, purple scrotum? I might even get to stick my tongue up there for just a split second and taste the hard cap of a crowning toiletbaby before she turns around to slap me and then stick a chef's knife down between my clavicles. The last thing I see might just well be the dripping juices from her massive and tangled unwashed bush which, Christ willing, I get a wiff of with my last breath
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>>204214038
Um ick
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>>204213083
You're on 4chan you fucking fag. Know your place you insipid nobody.
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>>204213060
the nose wasn't enough?
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>>204212488
sexless normie horror
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>>204214167
This. It's just goreslop
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>>204214101
>Um ick
so doing her with an ART mask is out of the question?
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>>204212488
kino
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Terrifier 2 has a kino soundtrack.
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it’s for fags who got molested as children.
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>>204214292
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IgNPqHqRTY
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Terrifier 2 was a great movie, you guys just don't get it.
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>>204212488
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>>204214349
>you guys just don't get it
Sitting down and watching people getting hacked into pieces isn't a plot, it's edgy. Deleting LiveLeak was a mistake, all the retards went into filmmaking
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>>204214443
there was also the part where the girl clown shits diarrhea in the laundromat, but you never think about that part because you're just cherry picking scenes you don't agree with
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>>204214527
you probably didn't even realize this scene was in the movie because you didn't watch it and you're just regurgitating /tv/ hive mind slop
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>>204213980
What does captain marvel have to do with dead meat
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>>204213980
>only black person in the film
thats NOT okay
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>>204213980
Holy based, what kino?
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>>204214659
The Sound of Music (1965)
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>>204213083
>s-stop noticing things, goyim!
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>>204213060
Clowns originated as a jewish caricature, so yes actually
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>>204212488
It's an exploitation movie in the same vein as Faces of Death. It's entire point is to try to gross people out.
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>>204214167
>>204214184
It’s afraid
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>>204213060
>kike beak
>small hat
>white face
>psychotic murderer who hates women (kikes have terrible mommy issues)
it's quite on the nose
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Am I the only one who thinks this film is more wacky comedy than slasher horror?
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>>204212488
To cum
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>>204215564
Because it is a wacky comedy made by deranged sadists masquerading as a horror movie.
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>>204214399
it is
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>>204212488
to destroy your soul
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Edge.
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>>204212488
Americans will let you make this violent slop but freak out when you put sex and drugs in your film
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>>204216137
Get stronger
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>b-but-but-but! We CANNOT sh0w nude nipples in this humble gorefest FILM, don't you know we are proud and decent american people?
Your movie is so fucking gay and only sexless fags go watch it
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>>204212488
I-IS THAT GORE ? AHHHHHH IM GONNA POOP MY PANTS !
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>>204216241
the weaker your soul is the less it affects you and the more you enjoy watching this gore shit
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>>204216295
Go do good
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>>204212488
To be as mean spirited and Satanic as possible. Christians have a duty to rebuke this film and all who support it.
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wtf is that a real movie?
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>>204216250
>I NEED TO BE HORNY IN A PUBLIC THEATER WITH MY GOON BROS WTF
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That scene gave me a horrible nightmare
Queen Maeve from the Boys was sitting on a pedestal
She was surrounded by people sitting around her
She was cutting her body up with a knife and smiling, all of her face was torn off and everyone was eating her body parts, she was mutilating herself but didn't care
They were worshipping her like an idol
It was extremely disturbing how they ate her
Whoever made this film is a disturbed and evil person
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>>204216526
>Whoever made this film is a disturbed and evil person
Curious to know what you'd think of (may god forbid me suggesting this to another person) Species 2
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>>204216668
I'd like to ask you what you think of Martyrs? Fucked up french film. I hated it.
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I'd rather watch the Dark Knight trilogy again for some actual kino instead of Poopyfarter gore slop desu
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>>204214038
now that's what i call real dark humour. bravo anon. very nice indeed. when will you commit the next school shooting? time is of the essence. tick tick
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>>204216137
So it's similar to 4chan?
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>>204217765
yes but 4chan can be good, movies like terrifier are irredeemable
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>>204216137
>>204213114
Name 10 films you unironically like
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>>204218053
>unironically
very telling. as opposed to 10 films I ironically like?
why do you ask? are you looking for something good to watch or do you just wanna find something to argue about?
Mad Max
Mad Max 2
Drive (2002)
Postman Blues
Spider-Man 1-3
Midnight Express
True Romance
Buffalo 66
Rebel Without a Cause
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>>204212636
Nipples are real the gore is fake
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>>204215490
>kikes have terrible mommy issues
Everyone on /tv/ is a kike? Because the people here fucking loathe their mother
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>>204218259
>Hateful
>Angry
>Hates women
>Has mommy issues
>Ugly
The average /tv/ anon is an honorary Jew
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>>204218224
Are there any horror films you happen to enjoy? Do you just hate Terrifier or do you hate the entire horror genre? Also
>Drive (2002)
What is your opinion of Drive (2011)?
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>>204212488
What did Art-kun mean by this?
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>>204218224
here's 11 more:
10 Things I Hate About You
Evil (2003)
Tokyo Fist
Lawn Dogs
Bullets Over Summer
Near Dark
Dogfight
Battle Royale
Evil Dead: Army of Darkness
Lethal Weapon
What Women Want

All better than that disgusting, nihilistic gore porn slop
>>204218379
>What is your opinion of Drive (2011)?
I love the Goose man
>Are there any horror films you happen to enjoy?
yeah, I used to like horror more back in the day but I still do. Even slasher flicks but Terrifier is just nasty. Not suspenseful at all from what I've seen, it just aims to make you sick. It's not only the extreme gore but also the hopelessness, the obscenity of it all. Why did that clown girl take a liquid shit on the floor? I like happy endings and protagonists I can root for.
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you unironically have to have some sort of mental illness to enjoy this
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>>204212488
I just watched the first Terrifier. I honestly don't know what's so appealing about that dumbass clown. He doesn't even look cool.

Maybe this is the Zoomer equivalent of Hostel or Saw. I feel sorry for them if this is the case. Gen-X had stuff like Hellraiser, and the Boomers had the classics. They get stuck with this shit? Sad.
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>>204216349
You think we'd have learned by now all this meaningless debate about the 'artistic merit' or 'messages' of satanic trash is just a way to get its foot in the door.
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>>204212488
Judaism
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>>204212488
notice he only kills and mutilates white people
curious
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The people who made this are idiots, losers and outcasts. Too ugly, too untalented and too stupid to even try to make art, so they channeled all their frustration into this filth. Now, if those guys are pathetic, imagine the audience who enjoy this. It's funny to call this trash satanic, as if the "people" who watch this are in any danger. They're already dead inside, and Hell is meaningless to them, they're already serving their time here. Aimlessly shuffling their feet with not a single thought in their heads, consuming slop and poisoning their bloated bodies until their time comes.



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