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>>204227522Why is everyone so shocked about the bedroom scene in Terrifier 2
>>204227622I think they don't get that it's supposed to be so over the top as to be comical, and they only read it as mean-spirited and sadistic. That was my reaction to the first one, but the second struck the right balance for me.
>>204227606too soon
>>204227622because it's supposed to be shocking. now why anyone would be upset about shocking violence from such a character is beyond me.and like the other anon said the tone is not 100% serious
>>204227606look at her little italian butt
latenightwiththedevil
In A Violent Nature was a lot of fun, Johnny is based. That part where he paralyzes and tortures the sheriff was mean as fuck, way more "mean spirited" than the scenes in Terrifier that make /tv/ seethe. Also I liked the song that played during the credits.I would watch a Part 2.
>>204227852>>204227894sloppa
>>204227912You know a movie is good when it gets the /tv/eddit slop allegations. Probably something besides a gay ass elevated metaphor movie.
>>204227894I didn't enjoy it. Doing a slasher from the perspective of the killer was an interesting idea and I was invested at first, but it ended up being boring. Also the characters are as unlikable as humanly possible and you just want them to die. I think the idea would have worked better if the movie took itself less seriously and tried to have more fun with it.
>>204227606FEET
>>204227852
based
>Maxxxinewhat the fuck went so wrong?
Will probably watch The Blob tonight
>>204228087Ti West is a hack who makes bullshit and lucked out with Mia Goth becoming a meme actor
>>204227606>>204228082
>>204227852bros is she getting over or under 2.5 goalie saves versus Montreal today?
>in a violent nature>longlegsthese are my movies for tonight, please tell me I'm going to have a better time than yesterday when I watched Cuckoo and Maxine
>>204228055>but it ended up being boringOnly part I thought was a little boring was when the chick is running away at the end, by that point I was done with the walking. Wasn't too bad besides that because the movie looked nice.>Also the characters are as unlikable as humanly possibleYeah they're all obnoxious retards but to me that seems very intentional because this is a slasher that outright wants you to root for the killer. Not my preferred style of slasher but not a deal breaker either.
>>204228147They're not very good but I guess they're slightly better than Cuckoo and Maxxxine
>>204227522so is Art gonna get ass raped in his now movie too? Since we're ruining beloved characters this year.
>>204228147In A Violent Nature is just okay. Hope you are okay with very prolonged shots for every single scene, no matter what's happening.Haven't seen longlegs
>>204228147>longlegsDo people actually pay this much to rent a movie? What a fucking joke.
>>204228147Haven't seen Longlegs but yeah probably.
>>204228147You are going to have an incredibly “ok” night that you won’t remember tomorrow. This is also what my Tinder profile says. KA-BAM!
>>204228239do girls like your creepy cabin in the woods?
>>204228200>paying to watch a movieNever ever.
>>204228147I turned both off within ~10 minutes. No good movie starts off that boring.
>>204228283I don't mind spending a few dollars but $20 for a rental is fucking ridiculous and I can't believe anyone would pay that
>>204227606Already sern It.If you liked the second one, its more of the same. Didnt like the ending, too open for a fourth one.
>>204228351any nudity?
>>204228200isn't that a buying option tho? anyway, you can have blu ray discs for the same price that they won't remove from your library once the distribution contract ends...
Evil Dead Rise... is fucking terrible. It's got a severe case of "only one thing can happen at a time". It's a small apartment, but this scene requires that only these two people are present and so all the noise and commotion doesn't exist outside of this scene and the other character will only enter or exit the scene when it is convenient. Oh, your sister just died because you punched a staff through her face? You're not required to react to that, we're just going to go to another room and leave you all alone, but you don't exist outside of this next scene so that's not an issue. Absolute dog shit. First film I've watched in October that unfortunately.... isn't better than suspiria. Fuck.
I'm watching Shadow of the Vampire tonight, it better be good or I'm gonna seethe and derail the general
>>204228200>paylol
>>204228376No, it's the rental price
>>204228147how about stop being a retarded and guzzling down the first result that pops up when you google '2024 horror movie'. you're in a dedicated genre thread ffs we've all opined at length on the flaws with these films and promoted better ones from this year let alone the hundreds of much better older films
>>204228479You have ten (10) seconds to post 4 good horror movies released in 2024
Any good haunted house movies?
>>204228459the fuck. anybody who rents it for this price is a retard. the discs are out in 13 days
>>204228399It was so bad I can't remember anything from it
>>204228147In a Violent Nature is a bunch of beautiful ambient shots of the ontario wilderness that occassionally cuts to prolonged stock footage of a slasher film. It's a bit surreal and I kinda liked it but ymmv. The credits song is great.
>>204228507OdditySpeak No EvilThe SubstanceTerrifier 3
>>204228507Eight EyesFirst OmenOddityExhumaStingAbigail
>>204228479>promoted better ones from this yearIdk about that part. Maybe Terrifier 3 but that's not out yet.
>>204228527nevermind it's already out, i just miread the delivery delays. anyway paying that much for digital is a scam
>>204228479>we've all opined at length on the flaws with these films and promoted better ones from this yearlmao no you haven't
>>204228547>terrifier 3>not even out>goodasking for trouble
>>204228603it was revealed to me in a dream that Terrifier 3 is kino
>>204228562>oddityIt's only as good as In a Violent Nature and it's less memorable
>>204228603It's going to be kino. Interested to see if it will pass 2 as my favorite horror movie of the 2020s. There's no real competition besides Terrifier 2 and maybe Deadstream so Terrifier 3 will easily be top 3 of the decade.
>>204228507FROGMAN
>>204228283this. the chump tax keeps increasing and the chumps keep paying it lol
>>204228528I watched it twice and can't remember anything from it.
>>204228643Oddity has an actual plot and doesn't rely on cheap gimmicks
>>204228620>>204228660We have like 50+ years of horror movie history proving the third film is always shit
>>204228281The one girl I ever dated for a significant amount of time did. We rarely ever got to fool around at my house though because my mom thought if I spent any time alone with her whatsoever I’d get her pregnant.
>>204228674euphagenia doubtfire was an uncompelling protag, all the characters were shit, the script told you way too much way too early, the concept was wasted, but the house was neat.
What scenes do you find genuinely unsettling?
>>204228690Saw, Friday the 13th and Halloween have kino third installments
>>204227522Whoa, is that art the clown from reddit.com? He's heckin based.
Wishmaster films any good bros?
>>204228760based
>>204228741the protagonist is the husband
>>204227522what do you think would happen to art if he were captured and sent to prison?
>>204228785actually it was the toe biter
>>204228760>Halloween 3>goodfor how long have we been having this discussion?
>>204228776I've had it with this shit vote NOWhttps://strawpoll.com/w4nWWRrbNnA
For me it is she
>>204228690Not really>nightmare on elm street 3Fantastic>halloween 3Good>friday the 13th 3Good>child's play 3Decent>texas chainsaw 3DecentThe third movie in a slasher series is usually at least decent. It's 5 and 6 that are notorious for being iffy sometimes.
>>204228823
>>204228690bro... your Exorcist 3...
>>204228855>mfw I liked halloween 5Fellas, am I a bad person?
>>204228908the blonde was cute and loomis going ahab was fun
I think Critters 1 is better than Gremlins 1, though Gremlins 2 is king. May need to rewatch Gremlins to be absolutely sure.
>>204228674>actual plotNah. It's a convoluded series of arbitrary rules and random "scares" that somehow remains predictable the whole time. I figured out the real villain before the girlfriend drove away from the house.
>>204228908I actually liked Halloween 5 too, but most anons here seemed to hate it.It's not as great as 4 though.
>>204228792Rape
>>204228674>comfy slasher with cool kills>versus "plot"I'd rather have the former desu.
>>204228928>forshadowing means the movie doesn't have a plotI keep forgetting how stupid the average poster here actual is
>it's been 4 days since my colonoscopy and i haven't been able to shit since/hor/ for this feeling?
>>204229019Joker 2
>>204228399My favorite part of this movie is casting an incredibly photogenic actress that looks fantastically expressive when she looks scared or worried, then covering her face in stupid makeup/CGI for most of the movie.
It was alright.
>>204229019There was this one horror film I watched about a shit monster. A literal feces man, can't remember the name though. I'll think on it and get back to you.
>>204229019Deliverance
I don't like being scared or looking at discomforting images
>Salem’s LotDogshit>AzraelDogshit>The RadleysDogshitI hope V/H/S/Beyond is at least watchable
>>204229002>comfyit's just boring and gimmcky, nobody is gonna rewatch that shit in the years to come unlike the actual good slashers
>>204228886Might be the only third film that is a masterpiece. Exorcist 1 is the scariest experience you can possibly have if you're young and Christian, though. I was like 12 when I saw it and it fucked me up so bad I regressed to half that at bedtime. Needed a light and cartoons on to be able to fall asleep for a while, and it's impressive I could manage that at all given how afraid of my own bed it made me. I didn't get over that movie until about a year and a half later, when I caught Exorcist 2 on cable, braved it out of morbid curiosity, and, well, you know how that one goes. Safe to say I was never afraid again. 3 managed to give me some brief flashbacks to that dread, at least. It really is fantastic. I don't suppose anything can make you feel that way if you don't unironically believe in the Devil, but I am still looking for a film that can give me a tenth of that fear.
>>204229096Monsturd
>>204229019Human Centipede
>>204227606I can’t wait to see her get her ass kicked again
>>204229127it's not for everyone i relate to pain so i enjoy horror
>>204229143>I hope [INSERT GARBAGE HERE] is at least watchable
>>204229013I don't think you should be posting on an english language website if you can read basic english.
>>204229019Back in college I wasn't able to shit for 2 weeks and I legitimately thought I was going to die. I'm still bothered by how calmly and casually I accepted that. Still, when I finally did have to go, it felt like a religious experience, a rebirth. I heard a chorus of angels in my bowel movements. I suspect the issue was I ate a bunch of edamame pods that I thought were just overcooked pea pods or something and they gummed me up for 14 days.
>>204229355sorry I was distracted by your mother sucking my cock
>>204228829Based votes
>>204227606Cute feet! Those seductive arches aside, I'm going to endure the kinoplex to see this, alone. I also saw 2 alone and I was the only one there other than a couple, where the girl absolutely hated it, loudly complaining until she got distracted by her phone, and a group of teenage boys who started off loudly making fun of the movie until THAT SCENE when they fell silent until the end. They also walked out completely silently, all banter gone.I hope I'm blessed with such normie scum to live vicariously through for this one too.
>>204229143Beyond is fine. it's better than the other Shudder VHS movies at least.
>>204229151I'd watch it again.
>>204229454boring bastard
>>204229427I can see myself potentially going to see this one alone. I watched Saw X alone and had a good time
>>204229364Don't scare me like that, anon, it's been 4 days and i'm already worried, can't imagine 2 weeks. I think the fucking doctor who gave me the colonoscopy corked my asshole shut or something. My belly hurts.
>>204229496How?
>>204229524I don't know what a colonoscopy is supposed to do to you in the aftermath, but if you're concerned, do call them and inform them. It's that easy. If there's some sort of problem, they need to know about it, especially if it's their fault. It's probably not that serious, but don't take the chance and let it kill you because you waited too long. At any rate, if I lasted that long, you've probably got plenty of time to fix it.
>>204229599>no plot>no nudity>no real tension >barely any charactersit's boring, just some decent kills spread out, much better slashers out there
>>204229681>no plotThe plot is that a maniac is killing people. It's a slasher.>no nudityI don't care that much. Nudity is cool but I'm not going to hate a movie because it doesn't have tits. I actually like watching movies beyond coomer reasons.>no real tensionI disagree, I thought it had quite a few tense moments.>barely any charactersIt had a big cast of stock slasher characters.
>>204229781the emperor has no clothes
>>2042295244 days is a bit long but it's normal to not shit after a colonoscopy.If you don't shit by tomorrow I'd give em a call.
>>204229815I don't think you used that one right.
>>204229641I googled and apparently it's normal to be constipated for a couple of days after, but in my case it's been four already.
>>204229872Eat some fiber.
>>204229864that's what your girlfriend told you
horror is a trans genre
>>204229911Death is Change, after all.
>>204229904>calling me straight as an insultLol
>>204229983you're a fag?
>vikings played this morning>I get to spend the rest of the day watching j-horror kinoIt's a good day bros.
>>204230005If I was a fag maybe the insult would have worked. Saying I have a gf isn't an insult lmao, I'm glad.
>>204229781>I actually like watching movies beyond coomer reasons.I can't remember the last time I watched a movie for coomer reasons, since the Internet pretty much killed the need to do so, but I'm always gobsmacked by how pretty 80's girls were when I watch a horror made around then. That glorious hair. The volume. The floof.
>>204230093it is when you can't fuck her properlly, like I could
>>204230098Yeah the girls are one of the best parts of 80s horror. Not just on a coomer level but on a visual level as well.
>pretending you don't like tits just to make excuses for In a Violent Nature being shit
>>204230208>pretending you don't like titsWho did that?
>>204230182Absolutely. They're art, and the slashers are Jack Nicholson's Joker going to the museum.
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Fly (1986)>Day of the Dead (1985)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Devils (1971)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Deadly Spawn (1983)>Elves (1989)>Carnosaur (1993)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
>>204227522is this guy supernatural at all or just a psychopath?
>>204230223shut up fag, go back to the cocksucking factory
Anon™ recommends:The Reflecting Skin (1990)Director: Philip Ridley1h35m, language: englishSynopsis: weird and beautifully shot southern gothic tale about a lonely boy and his misadventures in a small rural town in the 50s.Great to fans of: Stephen King; David Lynch, americana (culture), Twilight Zone, 50s aesthetic generalYou will like this movie if you like one of this: Children of the Corn, Twin Peaks, Blue Velvet, Frailty, True Detective, Angel Heart
>>204227522I hate Terrifier but I don't mind that other people like it. What I do mind though is the people who are obsessed with it and have to post it all day every day. It's not that fucking good.
>>204230407Nice projection.
>>204230270Phantom of the Paradise is such an interesting one. A lot of artistry went into it. It's very much its own entity despite being a Phantom/Faust/Dorian Gray mashup. It's also the only Phantom adaptation that makes the titular character just kind of a fucking loser with none of the Romance or nuance that makes the original character so compelling, but since it's doing its own thing, that works just fine for what it is.
>>204230437your stepdad projected all over your face you little queer
Slashers are the best film genre. It's not even a question.
Barbara Crampton pooping out a large buttplug
>>204230432I've been looking for something like this. I'll give it a go, thanks. I've actually been itching for a film like Mulholland Drive, something so accurately dreamlike, with surrealistic elements like the Cowboy, or something truly gripping like the man behind Winkie's with this bizarre little mini-mythology leading up to it, that ultimately doesn't matter for anything, or is it everything? Something with a nice old love song like Why Haven't I Told You. Do you know of something like that, or am I just pining for a movie I've already seen to feel new again, and just need more Lynch movies? I've been sitting on Inland Empire for a while.
>>204230498>stepdadThank you for making sure not to include actual incest in your gay ERP post. Good priorities.
>>204230603it's more humilating this way because I implied your real daddy left you!
>>204230508For me, it's monster movies, primarily the classics or creature features from the practical effects boom of the 70's-80's. I like a good slasher, but it has to wow me in other ways. I think the introduction of slashers who can get back up from anything and teleport offscreen sowed the downfall of the genre.
>>204230508
>>204227894movie was garbage and I love slashers.
>>204230640>For me, it's monster movies, primarily the classics or creature features from the practical effects boom of the 70's-80's.That's my number 2.
>>204227894Good news for you then
>>204230688A man of culture. Please, don't mention Lincoln!
>>204227852It really was fantastic, I loved it
Time to see how badly they fucked up my favorite book I guess
>>204227894this movie was amazing and incredible but the ending is absolutely dog shit. is awful and I'm. it saying that the killer needed to win. but it's so fucking retarded. the final girl is awful. it made no sense.
>>204230650Rutger Hauer
>>204228200Even back in the 80s you could rent a tape for $0.99. Why would the cost be so much higher if they don't even have to manufacture physical media anymore? Are ticket cales really that bad? How much is movie ticket these days?
>>204228829>7 votes/hor/bros.............
>>204230834$12 where i live but I always go on Tuesdays when tickets are only $6
>>204230779He wanted to adlib a monologue about being a cowboy or something during his role as the vampire in that bad Salem's Lot remake with Rob Lowe. Imagining this beautifully bizarre Cowboy Dracula rant we didn't get left more of an impression on me than the actual product. Can you imagine being the director who told Rutger Hauer not to adlib a monologue after Blade Runner? I'm not even going to look up who that stupid jackass was again.
>>204230752>LincolnI should rewatch Gremlins 2 lol.
>>204230400Yes>>204230435Some of us do it ironically specifically in response to posts like this because it's funny. I only like Terrifier 2, even, I think the first one is like a 3/10.>>204230519unspeakably based
>>204230924I did that last night. Unadulterated fun, a gag a minute. Always been a favorite.
>>204230400He dies in Part 1 and becomes supernatural after that.He is also supernatural in All Hallows' Eve but that's not part of the "continuity."
>>204230566I have a few options that can help with your Lynchian vision.I'm also a Lynch fan myself.Canrival of souls (1962) - dreamlike aesthetic The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020) - weird atmosphereWhat Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962) - Hollywood crazyness, demented peopleDust Devil (1992) weird and surreal/ mysterious figure
>>204231037>He dies in Part 1 and becomes supernatural after that.He was supernatural from the start, brainlet.
give them more /hor/ror roles!
>>204231062He isn't according to both the director and the events of the actual movie.
>>204230919It’s Mikael Solamon, well known for..nothing
>>204228674How did she kill the guy in the loony bin with the wooden statue when she would have had to mail it to there and made sure it got inside and been close by to control it like we see later in the movie? This is what kicks off the movie, so if it doesn't make sense, then the "plot" isn't worth anything, right?
Are you the Electric lady?
>>204230884>7 redditors trying to pass their shit off as not redditShit is painfully reddit. Horror is sloppa as fuck for a genre so I'm not that mad, but the meme-tier shilling needs to stop. Terrifier is close to objectively bad (and that's fine) as I've seen a horror franchise be in a long time, like last the few Saw movies bad. It wouldn't be so insufferable is the Anons who actually enjoyed it owned up to it.>it's not supposed to be serious, it's funny because it's over the top!It blatantly over stays it's welcome, each scene could be minutes shorter and theyd be all the better for it.Anyway I watched Wishmaker for the first time last night, kind of slow but enjoyable. I thought there'd be a lot more shitting on Arabs for something in the 90's
Is pic related qualified as a horror movie?I found it to be pretty unsettling. Reminded me of the movie Requiem for a Dream
>>204230775I think if the woman's story weren't so long it would have been more impactful. I liked how the forest begins to shake from the breeze while the final girl is watching for Johnny to jump out. It gave off this feeling that Johnny was just a part of a some bigger, more ancient monster. The credita song being about all the death and decay that happens in the canadian wilderness sealed it for me.
>>204231102Jesus Christ, these look like fictional bad movies made up for a gag in a video store.>The LOST font on Lost FutureHahahahahahahahahaha
>>204231134Most of the redditors that post on /tv/ hate Terrifier and call you a woman-hating incel if you watch them so idk what you're talking about./hor/ likes Terrifier because it's less reddit than the rest of this board and doesn't think watching gore movies makes you a chudcel.
>>204231062It doesn't matter, he's just a generic 90s slasher villain. Unkillable until the end of the movie, and will come because he prints money due to virtually no budget
years of seeing soiface on this site have ruined the Grudge for me
>watch horror movie>it's badBROOS.... this keeps happening to me, how can I prevent this from happening again in the future?
>>204231200and there's two Lost Futures with Sean Bean lol. are they different movies?
>>204231049Thank you very much.
>>204231214Pretty much this
>>204231255I never watched the American remake but the Japanese original undermined its fear factor because I only ever thought Kayako was hot as fuck. She makes me primally horny. Need housewife ghost serial killer in my bed NOW.
>>204231214Wow Anon I'm totally convinced by your post that I was wrong and a bunch of edgy 12 year old redditors don't think Art is God's gift to gore whores. Movie sucks for a lot of reasons, pretending I don't regularly see Anons telling Terrifier shills to fuck off just tells me you're more reddit than you care to believe.Also who the fuck calls out misogyny on here? Not sure I've seen that at all, I see Anons complain about shilling and that it's just bad. Which is what I'm doing.
>>204231284Embrace the bad
>>204231428>and a bunch of edgy 12 year old redditors don't think Art is God's giftCorrect, reddit is full of sensitive faggots who hate gory horror and think you're a bad person for watching them.>Also who the fuck calls out misogyny on here?The retarded redditors who come here to cry about Terrifier and other horror movies.
Bros, was this the original womanslop?
>>204231554Idk what that means, but great movie.
Blair Witch is utter trite. Entire thing depends on believing the original framing device.
>>204231554>>204231565>my husband is a beta cuck AHHHH I'M GOING INSANEsloppa
>>204231522Anon you're clearly full of shit, shill your gay clown somewhere else. Not surprised since it's Sunday, hopefully /hor/ will be better when school is back in session.
>possession bad>blair witch badAny more retarded takes we need to hear? Halloween bad? Jaws bad? Dawn of the Dead bad?
>>204231634I think the original was enjoyable the first time but didn't really hold up past that.
>>204231669>Halloween bad? Jaws bad? Dawn of the Dead bad?no those are funbut Possession is arthouseslop and Blair Witch is just whatever if you didn't watch it when it came out
>>204231554I didn’t get this one
>>204231665>getting upset about itYou must be one of the people crying about "incels."Terrifier isn't going away, learn to cope with it.
>Saw XGO SAWX
>>204231696Blair Witch 2 is kino thoughbeit
>>204231284>watch "bad" horror movie>it's funthe mark of the garbage enjoyer
>>204231669>mentioning Blair Witch in the same post as any of those
>>204231766Go SawX Go Pats
>>204231554No because it had a few hot scenes.
>>204231785If I had fun, the movie was good.
i love garbage and by garbage i mean sloppy tattooed asian hags with a cute face and a lifetime of terrible life choices. i also love bad horror movies.
>>204231823If I'm entertained in a non-ironic way then it's good. A bad movie is one that isn't entertaining or is only amusing to make fun of.
>>204230508it's one of the few cinema tropes i'm not tired of desu
>>2042317644/10>>204231772Wasn't for me. Personally the 'live footage' is a one and done thing. But I'm glad you enjoyed it Anon.
>>204231785i love the Spawn movie
imagine if you will a timeline where peter jackson went straight back into horror post LOTR and gave us two decades of big budget spook and gore kino
>>204231634>>204231669tbfafwyfam the marketing and hype were half the movie. without those, it's pretty average.
Is this supposed to be making me hate women more or less??? Bros?????
>>204231894I can't see myself getting tired of slashers if it hasn't happened yet. They're basically the perfected form of cinema.
Someone uploaded the new VHS to YouTube VHS beyond.https://youtu.be/XnhHumabtpA?si=abpE0MqogstSFPFy
>>204231976More obviously
>>204232057Why do Weird Women like this movie so much???
Don't mind me, just dropping off the GOAT /hor/ trailerhttps://youtu.be/xbRRD-cD7h4?si=dH1X4NchYXYrxr_3
>>204232090Probably because some of those women like watching movies and Possession is a good one.Also women hate each other so that might be a draw as well.
>>204232031I've seen it and it's the worst one yet. They were never that great, but this one felt like it was schizophrenic with tone and storytelling. Also, the framing to "link" the stories together was nonsense that didn't work for me at all.
>v/h/sFinally watched 99 because I liked Deadstream and the segment by Joseph and Vanessa Winter was great, by far the best part of the movie. Are they working on anything else?
>>204232229Yeah, that was the only part in 99 that I liked. Better than the others by a mile.
>>204231121that was a halfway house i think
>>204232031LA VIDEOCASETERA ES MALA!
>>204231727you did
>make a movie about a literal normal average woman>call it possession
>>204232031Based
>>204232272I thought the others were mostly enjoyable but that segment blew the others out of the water.
>>204232144You must have posted the wrong link. Don't worry I've the link to the best trailer.https://youtu.be/bH2HS6uWIhQ
>>204231417pumping
strange darlingpossession girlcatherine tramellsaint maudloved ones psychochoose one to fall in love with you and defend against the others. she WILL kill you if she wins.
>>204231417The American movie scared me as a kid and we used to make Grudge noises at each other at school.
>>204227606Sienna is my fav final girl since Nancy
>>204232453>loved ones psychoLola will protect me.
>>204232152Yeah have to agree with you. I got nothing out watching this one.
>>204232494but then she'll torture you
>>204232404Ugh not that fucking film they remade three times.
even if it's one of the weaker in the series it's still way better than a lot of the crap made today
>>204228399I detested this movie because of the fucking kids. I hate when they try to make me feel bad for kids in a horror movie, plus the fact that one of them was non-binary or whatever. Really fucking insufferable.
>>204232522C'est la vie.
>>204232589>it's still way better than a lot of the crap made todayIt's not even a question. NoES 5 would be a top 10 of the decade if it released right now.
>>204232461Based.
>>204232595basette
>>204230432Lynch is a hack so anything similar to his movies gets a pass from me, thanks for the heads up.
>>204230432I liked it, but it's not /hor/. Blackest Darkness is, though.
>>204232650
>>204232715Twin peaks Definitely Lynched me. I can't be bothered to watch the hours of soap opera shit.
>>204232773That’s a damn fine cup of bait
>>204230481Phantom is my favorite De Palma film. Carrie and Blow Out are also really good.
>>204232453The Electric LadyI don't even find the actress attractive but I know she would get the job done. The sex would probably still be wild, too, my type or not.
>>204232304The weird eye guy was going to leave the nuthouse for a halfway house but was killed before he was able to leave. That's how the husband who ran the nuthouse got his eye. I think the orderly was supposed to be a red herring but it was so obvious she did it. I thought it was some voodoo magic, but no it was a giant wood statue that she somehow got in there under the husband's and orderly's (who didn't even know the sister existed at first) watch and controlled remotely from somewhere presumably close by. Very silly.
>>204232907No you aren't allowed to pick that one as favorite. It either blowout or Scarface if you're negro.
>>204232856Twin Peaks is just about my favourite, but "I do not like the soap opera presentation" is probably the one criticism of it I can agree with.
>VHS beyond uploaded to youtubehuh is this worth 2 hours of my time?
>best version of hellboy>in the movie with the weakest storymonkey paw moment
>>204232994It mid
>>204232960But my favorite is Body Double.
>>204231554I loved this.
>>204232994Is your time worth anything?
>>204233034I'd double that body.
>>204233051I shitpost on at least 3 different boards, I'm a busy person
>>204232994It going to get taken down soon.
>>204232994Its more deserving of it than Viral, '99, and '85 for what its worth. Stork, Live and Let Dive and Stowaway are easily up there as some of the best segments in the series. It also depends on how much you love sci-fi elements though.
>>204233073based
You guys have films recommendations for horror movie where protag ends up in surreal location?
>>204232494>>204232522>>204232595Nice.
witch kinda hot imo
>>204233148Based on what?
>>204233208based
>>204233208based on my prejudice
>>204233159Communion (1989)
>>204231164Body horror, reminiscent of Cronenberg's The Fly and Yuzna's Society as well, so yes. My favorite movie of the year so far, Smile 2 and Terrifier 3 would have to be way above average to compete.
>>204233236Yo bitch how dare you cum on my website and waste sacred posts by posting single word. Say you're sorry.
>>204233208Based on the works of D. Snuts.
>>204233298sorry
>>204232923i sitll like it
>>204231554Uh oh bros the ballet scene made me unspeakably horny is it over for me???
Are any of the Sleepaway Camp sequels worth watching?
>>204233269This screenshot makes Communion look cooler than it really is. Still worth a watch though
>>204233430I like the one about bullying.
>>204233416Was it all the eye contact?
>>204228507I can't even name 4 good movies from 2024
>>204232994No, it is fucking garbage. Assume that every anon who defends it is indian.
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>>204233481No it was all the sexual screaming and discomfort and pain
>>204233398To each their own. It's just that anons like to highlight the plot as the best aspect of the movie when it's nonsense and full of contrivances. The acting was pretty good, though, and there some great shots here and there. Pretty mid overall imo
>>204229143There's only one good short and the rest is utter dog shit
Should I watch The Autopsy of Jane Doe?
>>204233641Sure. Pretty good movie.
>>204233682Okay. I'll pee on your candy corn if you're lying.
Holy fucking shit, I cannot deal with Sam Neill's character in this movie>>204231641this post is true, my suspension of disbelief is wearing thin with how much of a bipolar vacillating cuck he is the entire time
>>204231062Not according to the actual writer and director of the film who explicitly spoke about this on the commentary track
>>2042334302 and 3
>>204227606lol bitch
>>204233634The actual autopsy section of the movie is great.
>>204233641Sure. The director also did Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, which was decent for at least half of it.
>>204233795Based Leone putting a chick he finds hot in a coomer outfit and then filming a scene where she gets whipped for an extended period of time.
>>204233725it's is genuinely shocking how bad his character is, maybe the biggest cuck in movie history
>>204233725>my suspension of disbeliefAnon you're watching Possession, it's meant to be completely absurd. If you're trying to take it seriously you're already failing.
1/2 (picrel: "coolest" thing in the movie)Rating system: Excellent!Worth a watch! Good Job! Not Worth Watching! (well-made but pointless and dull)Hot Garbage!Slime City Massacre (2010) – As a fan of the original Slime City (1988), the Hot Garbage wretchedness of this late sequel hits even harder. Flatly filmed in the HARSHEST digital clarity, Massacre tries to coast on the nominal cachet of the original -- so whatever interesting concepts it *may* touch upon are all second-hand, were already plumbed to the bottom in the late eighties. And it’s a good thing actual celluloid was all they had back then! Why do people insist on capturing their Z-grade CRAPSTERPIECES in the highest fidelity possible now? Can’t they change a setting, put on a filter? Couldn’t they do that in 2010? Old Necrostorm movies look great! Do some people they think THIS looks good? There’s something to be said for soft focus: how it covers up the seams and draws a soupcon of imagination out of the audience to bolster shoestring budgets, but let’s not kid ourselves: this tired toilet floater would’ve seen scant improvement from even that. Yeah, I guess the few practicals took some effort -- the torso-length vagina dentata for example -- yet none of it looks *that* good. And none of it make it worth watching this kernel of shit-caked corn mined from the polyped asshole of Tubi. (There’s a ton of good stuff there, too, I’ll admit. I’m putting on the gloves again as of this writing!)
>>2042339332/2(picrel: Slime City's hungry)The community drama club acting is not in itself unacceptable, but coupled with the utterly DE-ENERGIZED script and the fat, tired cast, each word falls like a lead turd on wet sand; if I’d watched this at night, I would never have been able to stay awake through even HALF of it. Ten minutes of shuffling, mumbling through concrete fragments at the beginning . . . black and white “1950s” flashbacks in which NOBODY wears a semblance of anything from that decade. Not even a single period hairstyle! They didn’t even try, and that just pisses me off.Why do people, even Slime City hobos, live in a place with no utilities or heat irradiated by a dirty bomb? Why is everybody morbidly obese if there’s so little to eat? The cannibals supposedly only come out at night -- but those lumpy living jelly rolls are sure as hell eating SOMETHING, I tell you. All these fat old men are always stripping off their shirts, so the MOOB to BOOB (two pairs) ratio is horrifically top-heavy. Almost completely filmed in an abandoned, “brute”-ravaged station in Buffalo New York, there’s almost nothing interesting to look, and no attempt to *make* it interesting with cool camera or lighting tricks either. What you DO get is the occasional smear of florescent slime, representing ectoplasm disguised as Himalayan yogurt. Think that sounds cool? Again, watch the original Slime City! It’s unforgettable Z-grade fun.
>>204233834You wouldn't get it. You need to be cuck to truly comprehend possession.
>>204233594i never felt the plot to be super special, it's exactly like an old weird tales/tales from the crypt story1. murder2. investigation of the murder3. murderer is confronted with supernatural vengeance but the opening scene was spooky and the blind woman was interesting and engaging, plus there was a bit of an unexpected plot happening with the trap door segment, just wish the scene with the husband saying "When the phone rings answer it" wasn't repeated for the retards not capable of paying attention to a simple movie :/ it was insultingbut stillthe only greater than 7/10 horror movie to come out in years
>>204233928It's literally just about a woman doing woman things, though, I'm just having trouble with Sam Neill's character being so enthralled with a woman who's so awful in every way
>>204233988>>204233933Based Necrostorm enjoyer. Sorry but people in this thread don't actually watch stuff, they just argue with each other about why stuff they didn't watch is gay
>>204234094She's pretty hot and the mother of his son
>>204234106No problem, friendo! But I do it anyway, wind up posting like thirty reviews every October. It's fun for me, and that's what counts!
>>204234094Do the women in your life kill people and fuck tentacle monsters?
>>204233725ANNERRRR
Just finished VHS 2. I thought Safe Haven was pretty good and the rest were okay. Should I watch the other movies in the series?I wasn't really blown away by this movie.
>>204234194If only.
>>204234242It's all downhill from there, pretty much. The one or two good segments per movie becomes one good segment every other movie after 2. If you've got time to waste, I wouldn't like scream at you not to watch them, but it's mostly just that, a waste of time.
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, I SHAT A LITTLE BIT!
>>204234194The tentacles are just an allegory for being a skank
>>204234328Constipation is no laughing matter. I was stressed and a little constipated last weekend -- I think allergies may have worsened it -- so I had a dull bellyache all last week. It was miserable. I think I had a shit deficit that just kept building until my arm-length log of yesterday.
Someone bake
>>204233933>my soup when i didn't stir the pot for 1 second
The Peanuts theme song is so goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPgewHpf-q4/hor/ related because It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown was on my Oct watchlist
>>204234420I'll do it if no one else does in the time it takes me.
>>204234242You've reached the peak, Safe Haven was pretty much the best segment. There are still a few decent ones between the rest of the movies.
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>>204234423>Just like my dungeon hentais!If that thing were real, half the people on this website would stick their willies in it.
>>204234468Nvm a based individual did it.>>204234474Based, thank you for your service.
>>204234317>>204234472Alright, I guess I'll keep looking for other movies to watch. Thank you!
>>204231134>Shit is painfully reddit.Brutalising women is definitely not reddit. Art is the best slasher since Michael Myers. >>204227852Mid movie.>>204227894The most overrated movie of the year.>let's follow Jason Vorhees around for the entire movie. He just walks around really slowly looking for people to kill, that's it.
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>>204228399I also can't remember anything that happened in this movie past it being set in an apartment block.What connection it has to The Evil Dead I don't know.Evil Dead 2 has been one of my all-time favourite horror movies since I was a kid. This movie was just generic trash.
>>204233487>>204233787Thanks
Watched The Platform 2 tonight.Was kinda pointless and didn't really answer any of the questions from the first movie, at least in a satisfactory manner.>>204229071Saw a few negative reviews on IMDB. Their other movies are very hit and miss.
