Pubic hair waxing edition Last time >>204243064
>>204248210>24 days until Halloween
>>204248210>Raw editionYou gotta be fucking kidding me.
First for 70s bush supremacy
Let just post this here, then I will be on my merry way
>>204248210>ill let you put it anywhere, but you have to write your name in the book firsthow do u respond?
FuckkkkSame OP as the last threadSeriously if this doesn't improve I'm going scorched earth on the catalog for a few days
>>204248303>Write her name in the book
for me it's Billy Zane in Demon Knight (1995)
What horror films accurately represent this sort of feeling, /hor/?Hardmode: You can't say Ti West films
>>204248346>What horror films accurately represent this sort of feeling, /hor/?Facebook reels of a coal burner. or their social media accounts
>>204248305Who gives a fuck you aspergers basketcase? Talk about horror movies instead of shitting up the thread with your whining this time
>>204248298I could make a better edit myself. In fact, I think I will just to spite you.
>>204248342Honestly if the next thread isn't a Billy Zane thread I think we should contemplate closing down /hor/ for a little while.... We seem to have lost all that was once precious to this general... It always gets a little retarded each year, but this is just soulless
>>204248392Just. Stop. Making. Threads.(You) are not good at it.The OP sets the tone of the thread... if you are displeased with my contributions, then remember they are merely a reflection of your ineptitude
>>204248408I noticed that tooLast year was bad but it was still funThis year is unironically soulless. Maybe making /hor/ all year instead of just October actually killed it
First time being here since last year holy fuck this board has tripled in mental illness if that was even possible. Unironic trannies in the last thread just being trannies unprovoked, is this what it’s come to
what's the best episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?
>>204248433I'm not OP, schizo, I'm just an anon who finds your petty whining annoying
>>204248455Look at the state of modern mainstream horror, LGBT and blacks and feminists everywhere.
>>204248433>Just. Stop. Making. Threads.
starting Full Moon HighLoos comfy so far.
>>204248392Maybe don’t choose a faggy-ass OP? Even waifufagging would’ve been a better OP if it was some hot horror babe over Raw. No one here other than the spammer gives a fuck about that film.
>>204248480how much he cares amuses me. it's good for people to care, all the same.
>>204248480>I'm not OPJust. Stop.
>>204248499>LoosI'm also quite drunk
>>204248210yeah i would eat her fuckin raw
>>204248484I thought zoomers were “based” tho, they’re really eating that shit up?
taking the day off work this week to watch hurricane live stream kino
>>204248453>Maybe making /hor/ all year instead of just October actually killed itGotta be this... I'm an actual oldfag 14 years give or take... and this last year is the first time I'm pretty sure that /hor/ didn't die off my Jan and actually ran year round. I think it's the same thing that happened to the IMdB message boards back in the day, bunch of mentally ill spastics set up camp and made it their playground. They became the norm rather than the outlier. Honestly a shame...
>>204248210Daily reminder the main actress was underage when they filmed this.
>>204248561zoomers arent based at all, they grew up with that programming, they cant possibly be based at all.
>>204248524Are you the same faggot who sperged out about ghostwatch for like 5 hours yesterday?
Man the house in Oddity is so cool. I want to live in a big rectangle with 1 bedroom, a big open space with a catwalk, and like a kitchen and office-space opposite the bedroom. Not even the whole square with the courtyard and shit, just the one interior area.
>>204248599you're all idiots for posting in it all year.
Are there more movies with the Happy Death Day/Totally Killer vibe also starring super cute blonde chicks
>>204248599>14 years give or takenice tryactual oldfag here, you are the cancer that killed tv
Anon™ recommends:One Dark Night (1982)Director: Tom McLoughlin and Michael Schroeder1h 29m, language: englishSynopsis: Great to fans of: George Romero, John Carpenter, Are you Afraid of the Dark?, zombies, 80s highschool, occult stuff, cute final girl, eerie silent atmosphere, graveyards and crypts arquitecture in general.You will like this movie if you like one of this: The Night of the living Dead, Cemetery Man, Evil Dead, Poltergeist, Prince of Darkness, Ghostbusters.
>>204248210(You)>>204248480(You)>>204248515and (You) need to stop posting. Forever.
what are the comfiest horror movies for you?for me? its The Keep (1983)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-67E-9Zw1YM
>>204248701>nice tryKek. This is how I know you're larping btw. You probably weren't alive to remember the imdb message boards I'm even talking about. God, I hate zoomers.
>>204248709Wow, she's cute.Is she cute in it?
>>204248599You wish you were an oldfag, but you are a just a millenial soicuck male.
>>204248749top kek, fellow oldfag. zoomers, amirite?
Suspiria 2018 and The Shining strike the same chord. It's the same lubricious madness, bathing in blood, the Universe seeping in and not necessarily making sense. It takes on the form of the divine feminine, possibly with implications that the Universe itself is a woman in a Spinozian pantheist sense and that the witches are her avatars, out of place in our Apollonian patriarchal world. In the case of The Shining, it was pure “scratch the Universe and who knows what the fuck will come out”.For tasteless /hor/tards that prefer the original, Suspiria 2018 just looks like a bunch of women (gay) dancing to a soundtrack that isn't black metal, and that's as deeply as they engage with it. Shocking that these Cheeto-y chuds don't get it; as years go by, it will be re-evaluated as one of the best horror films in cinema history, while the themes I've mentioned will be explored further in books and scholarly journals.
>"Hey guys, maybe we shouldn't have /hor/ outside of October?">"NOOOOO FUCK YOU LET ME HAVE MY HORROR GENREAL YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT!'>*Fast forward to October*>"Umm guys why is the general all filled with mentally ill trannies spamming their fetishes and schizos spamming their incoherent babble!? Bros what happened why did nobody warn us? Where's all the actual posters and discussion?" Horror films about getting what you fucking deserve?
>>204248760kek, he probably looks like this. Very bad taste in horror.
>>204248464The Tale of the Super SpecsThe Tale of the Frozen Ghost The Tale of the Lonely GhostThe Tale of the Thirteenth FloorThe Tale of the Dream GirlThe Tale Of The Whispering WallsDream Girl and Frozen Ghost don't really try to be scary at all but they're classic stories and fit the theme of someone telling a ghost story better than most of the episodes.
>>204248795Alright youngblud, gimme a /tv/ meme that predates 4U
>>204248802meta complainers like you are ruining current october /hor/. btw generals are gay as fuck reddit cancer
So what films have you watched and how would you rate them?
>>204248802>Horror films about getting what you fucking deserve?Terrifier tbqh
>>204248799>the Universe seeping in and not necessarily making sense.>form of the divine feminine,so it is a film about women not understanding the world and feeling stupid? Just like real life?
>>204248837I don't watch films. I rate them as bad.
>>204248802For me, it's Swallow (2019)
>>204248829>>204248749For me, I used to be a Glauposter
>>204248751Yes. That's Meg Tilly.Jennifer Tilly younger sister.
>>204248886Acceptable. Now tell me which movie or show it was that made her rise to popularity here. I remember clearly.
>>204248829hoverhand, oval
>>204248688Jessica Rothenberg is crazy cute in those Death Day movies.
>>204248912Yeah that's a pass too. (You) can stay, Frodo.
>>204248709>cuteYes, downloaded a copy of Carmilla off YT today because tracking down a clean copy looks like it may take some time/work. 80s Meg Tilly is a cute. Thanks for the rec, will download this next.
Why do people keep giving Charlie Brown rocks for Halloween?
>>204248907Sarah Conner chronicles you fake oldfag cancer
>>204248951He's a cosmic joker
>>204248912the hoverhand meme actually doesn't predate 4U just fyi, but I agree it's still old enough that you passed
>>204248938ty. but I'll be Frank: I've been shitting up the threads for the past hour with inane off topic bullshit. may you notice an increase in quality in my absence. till next time.
>>204248991https://vocaroo.com/110EuQiTASwU
>>204248986yeah I thought it was borderline. felt about the same time. I miss oval and assume the poster died and it wasnt just a script/bot
>>204248980Sigh. That's a pass.Just try keep your retardation levels in check please. Or instead of trying to 1^ me (which you can't because I really do live here) you could... I dunno... contribute to upping the quality itt?
>>204248937I hope to find a wife like this who won't cheat on me
>>204248944I read Carmilla a while ago. It's super obvious that it was like 1800's fap material.Discussion point: Do you think Carmilla actually had feelings for Laura?
Barbara Crampton Icey Mike cause me to achieve prostate orgasm
>>204248799I wish at least they didn't pussied out and stick with a little girls cast like the original was supposed to
>>204248951Because they know he'll never toss them through their windows. If they gave rocks to the other kids, they would.
nawww look at all the boom booms trauma bonding about >dee gewd ol dayzz
>>204249083I was raped
>>204249083>gewd ol dayzzyes..when Harper was still young..when it was Suspira and not Supir-ack
>>204248827Dream Girl had the same plot twist as The Sixth Sense five years earlier.
>>204249114Why did it lose the second S in modern times?
>>204249080>Awwww i didn't know you were going to kill it awwwww
31 Nights of Horror, 2024>Day 6: The Devil Comes at NightA man wakes up in an isolated house with a hangover, a broken hand, and several strangers knocking at the door, demanding he come outside. Thus begins a competent yet by-the-numbers siege story about satanic cults and racism. Turns out this is a Socially Conscious Movie. Our protagonist is a black guy, the cultists are white, and they frequently point this out to us. When the supernatural elements are revealed, we discover that the villains are simply using the power of Satan to become more effective racists. This isn't actually a huge surprise, lots of siege movie are about racism. We have Green Room, where a Neonazi gang tries to kill a Punk band who witnessed a murder, and the OG siege movie, 1983's "Siege", is about a Neonazi gang trying to kill a gay dude who witnessed a murder. Here, though, something is missing. The film is so focused on racism that the Satanic elements feel tacked-on and vestigial, and it would honestly have been better if the killers were just KKK members or something instead of a cult. You'd die if you took a shot every time the characters said "Racist" or "White supremacist", but the supernatural stuff just comes up and the end and goes nowhere. The flick didn't even feel like it WANTED to add supernatural shit, like they were fulfilling some focus-group studio obligation when they just wanted to do a Racism story. Here's an idea for your next picture - A Neonazi gang tries to kill a Black guy who witnessed a murder. Boom. I'll take the consulting check by mail.
I'm 35 hehe
>>204249162Kek
>>204249038Hard to do when the tranny is posting cuck fetishes for literally no reason
>>204249188Married? Gf? Or permawiz?
>>204249050Never read the story. Stopped reading books a few years ago desu.
>>204249038You are one of the worst most disruptive retards in this thread and you create most of the problems you piss and moan about, I don't even think you're being cute and disingenuous about it, but that you lack self-awareness.
>>204249205stfu. why you worried about his marital status? cause u want him to be married, i know.
>>204249162>>204249193>mfw that retard can’t even Harperpost correctly
>>204249163Maybe the real Great Pumpkin was the rocks we got along the way
Whats a genre of horror thats painfully underexplored?Personally I wish there was more fantasy horror, its absolutely ripe for the genre, but just no one does italso I want 20s-60s themed period horror, I think the Monument Mythos sold me on this as an amazing era to do period horror on
>>204248709Guess I miss the synopsis this time.Sorry, guys.Synopsis: A high school student needs to spend the night alone in a mausoleum when strange things happen.Beautiful shots of empty interiors, eerie atmosphere and good visual effects of rotting corpses.
This is what the average 17 year old looked like in 1958
>>204248455>Unironic tranniesbut I was being ironic silly buns, you're supposed to riff off it not seethe and stew
>>204249210So what you're saying is, the other anons find me cute?
>>204249262Ancient times horror. There is one singular ancient times horror work I know of and it is a short story by Lovecraft. Witch trials in Middle Ages is about as far back as any horror ever goes.
>>204249302I think you're ugly but I WOULD have sex with you
I hope that anon enjoys Burning Moon and reports back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHJ6laW_awU
>>204249262idk 1700s horror.The Haunting of Pendle Hill was good
>>204249333I'll take those trips and meet you outside
>>204249124Pretty sure Ambrose Bierce and MR James have about 20 stories with the same twist 100 years earlier anyway. Some stories, like the phantom hitchhiker (Resurrection Mary, etc) have been around even before we started writing stories down and just reappear in different forms a la Mothman Prophecies/Goblin Universe. Shyamalan is just a hack like Mike Flanagan, James Wan, Eli Roth, etc who's entire career hinges on finding an audience who's never seen whatever he's ripping off. >>204249262High fantasy in general is pretty uncommon because people quickly realize how expensive costumes and practicals are
>>204249262>>204249353I actually have written a medieval fantasy slasher screenplayI think it's pretty good tbdesu
Crazy how one spammer is able to derail a general so quickly. These threads were fine for 3 days, and suddenly, they are pure cancer again.It's partly the fault of you faggots too though. You are the ones who are replying to him. If you retards didn't reply to attention whores, we wouldn't have this problem.
>>204249262Fairies are under used horror creatures.
>>204249404Again, you were warned. Bad OP. Bad threads. You have yourself to blame. Thread quality control starts from post 1.
>>204249399I for one am waiting for the movie of Romans on the ancient frontier encountering some ancient monster.
>>204249412The Hole in the Ground is the only recent one I can think of unless you count gnomes/redcaps then that irish redcap movie with every irish actor in it is pretty decent
Soft Liquid Center is NOT /hor/
>>204249404Yeah blame the bogeyman and not OP
>>204249465I've seen that movie. Forgot it existed until your post and even now can't remember if you actually see the fairies or only the consequences of their actions.
>>204249465Unwelcome?
>>204249205I have a big butt girlfriend
>>204249293kek this is true. High T ages you in looks>>204249353>The Haunting of Pendle Hill was goodHas anyone seen this?
>>204249445Doesn't matter. You could make the greatest OP thread ever and the retards would still shit it upThis has happened before. Again, it can be solved by not giving attention to the attention seeking whores like Pissman or Garlic Crust, but people here are seemingly unable to do this. Even telling them to kill themselves is still giving them attention. Instead, they will continue to samefag and spam, as other anons mindlessly reply and argue with them.
>>204249532>other anons mindlessly reply and argue with them.What are you? The hall monitor?
>>204249532You sound like you're the OP and you're really assblasted no one likes your thread. There was a Demon Knight thread like a day or two ago that was excellent, followed up by a semi decent The Wolf Man thread.A good OP sets the tone. Truth is you're probably too new to understand. Lurk moar newfaget. You have much to learn.
I hate the french so much it's unreal
>>204249512You see the changeling that replaced the boy explicitly it's still one of the few movies that have explicitly malevolent faeries that follow traditional folklore. >>204249517Yeah, it's decent. I kind of wish it got to the 3rd act a bit quicker or the comedy aspects were a bit more obvious before that but it is Irish and they're just like that I guess.
Horror movies about cats?
>>204249576>You have much to learn.
>>204249581The french haven't existed for going on two decades now.
>>204249581honhonhon>>204249601Scary Movie 2Pet Semetary
>>204249576Shut the fuck up you cornball ass /nigga/ go watch a movie or something
>>2042496011991 - Strays
>>204249399Can you share the elevator pitch or any details? Color me very intrigued.
>>204249576That thread was good because our biggest resident spammer was banned at the moment. The other ones are easier to deal with when he's banned. Haven't you noticed the pattern by now?>Threads are pure cancer>Retard gets banned, tons of posts are deleted>Threads are fine for 3 days>repeat Don't believe me? Check through the archive if you want, it's clearly a pattern
>>204249690>Check through the archive if you want, it's clearly a patternTake your meds
>>204249647I'm watching Wake in Fright right now. It's kino.You simply wouldn't understand. You're an integral part of the rot in here. You deserve to be crammed into a child sized rocket ship and shot off to the sun.
>>204249667>>204249601Uninvited (1987)
>>204249601Cat’s EyeGoosebumps “Cry of the Cat”House
>>204249601The Cat 1992Hausu 1977 Uninvited 1988 A Quiet Place Day One (cat protagonist, the entire movie's plot is people trying to keep a normal cat alive during an alien apocalypse) the cat does live
Gimme some good stuff to watch. I'm all alone in the house atm and wanna feel spooked.
>>204248678Complete with a "fuck you" hatch on the second floor?
>>204249781watch Cuckoo
>>204249781Watch American Poltergeist
>>204249335Black Past is better.
>>204249690You just like it when the thread is discussing nothing but 80's horror flicks.
>>204248898damn she looks like the stepsister from lisa frankenstein also whom i wanted to f**k the living s**t out of
>>204249781The Changeling is perfect for that
>>204249690And he always denies it every time yet posts the same shit… every. fucking. time. That retard always brings out the worst in other posters here, myself included
>>204249781Go watch The Innocents with the window open and all the lights off
I love Coherence.Anything else as comfy? Small setting, warm lighting, familiars familiarizing, tension grows vaguely and covertly?
>>204249892>That retard always brings out the worst in other posters here, myself includedThe only thing he brings out is the hall monitor
>>204249883this
>>204249910the short haired blonde showed her tits when she was younger and i must say, damn fine tits old chap
>>204249892I find it very funny that he keeps replying to my posts that are talking about not replying to him. Does he genuinely believe I will not know it's him and reply to him?
>>204249678Sure. Some cliffnotes are:>set in an eldritch medieval town where a portal opened up on the outskirts and let monsters into the world>magic is real and confirmed but still a new-ish concept>story picks up as civilisation is on the cusp of being wiped out by monsters>castle is one of the last safe havens>there are a group of knights of the round table like characters that make up the main cast>they used to be an army but have been reduced to just a few capable soldiers by fighting invading monstrosities>the king is one of the two central antagonists that is about to ensure humanity's extinction as he sends their last line of defence into the eldritch portal to retrieve his baby son who he knows is deadAnyway that's kind a retarded explanation that glosses over like 75% of the actual script and doesn't really go into the slasher parts of it. But hey I have a producer interested in a different script that's similarly high concept, and I don't think this one will be too hard a sell if I get that one off the ground
Are you the electric lady?
>>204250033>guy in the back right didn't get the joke
>>204249989Sounds kino. I hope something comes of it for you one day.
>>204249404A Suspiria edition would’ve been a million times better than Raw. Someone should change that.
Got this on the tv while I carve pumpkins. I'm very cozy.https://youtu.be/hYrIxduXx-k
>>204250073Itty Bitty Titties Edition
>>204250067Thanks mangI got 5 pretty decent horror scripts in different stages of development so am hoping I have a floodgate moment at some point within the next couple years like the guys from radio silence or the writers of a quiet place and hauntit helps that I work in the industry and actually have hook ups / crew on horror movies occasionally
>>204250073People think this movie is a 10/10 btw
>>204249910The Invitation (2015)
>the "i work in the business" posting has startedit really is october! huzzah!!
>>204250137It's a 5/5 actually though Phenomena is better
>>204250138Yeah, I've seen it, it's pretty good.
>>204249910There's a movie that I remember seeing that's about 2 friends with financial troubles who meet a man and his wife. They offer them money to do a series of escalating dares. If I remember right it mostly takes place in the couples home and it was pretty good.I don't remember the name but I'll see if I can find it.
>>204250198>Phenomena is betterThis move gets boring halfway through
>>204250243Wrong
>>204250208the one with pat healy and the lip guy with the sexy innkeepers girl
>>204250208Found it.>>204250260You are correct
>>204250138I strongly disliked all the characters.Still enjoyed the film.
Both Suspiria and Phenomena are 10/10.
So I’m watching IT (2017) and I’m wondering why the quarry swimming scene was necessary?
>>204250297A film like Suspiria is intellectual counterfeit money compared to a good Eli Roth joint
>>204250206What about this one?
>>204250033https://vocaroo.com/1b8dezjjomcO
>>204249789I could live without it, but I can't say it wouldn't be fun.Imagine that being a future kid's room, and the kitchen is directly below it and he can scream at his mom to pass him the tendies up directly through the floor.
>>204250307Because it's explicitly a story about the end of childhood?
>>204250292I'll give it a watch.
Huh, I didn't realize Duplass decided to do a tv show instead of Creep 3. I'm a little disappointed but I'll check it out in November when it releases.
>>204250292i liked this movie and sara paxton is fine as hell in it
>>204250137You could just say me. I think it’s a 10/10.
>>204250380>sara paxton is fine as hell in ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M26wmKY-e3I
If you had to pick an all time favourite horror movie, all things considered, what would it be?For me? its Dawn of the Dead (1978) the purest form of horror kinography
>>204250468Scream as personal favoriteTexas Chain Saw Massacre as the GOAT
>>204250330yes
>You need to talk to a therapist.Any /hor/ films for this predicament?
>>204250468Angst One of the most re-watchable horror films too
>>204250177Looool. Look at the seeeeeethe on this one.
>>204250297The completely out of place heavy metal soundtrack destroys the tense atmosphere.
>>204250522You mean the dream sequence?
daily reminder that stranger things is horror
First for billy zane
>>204250573the actress hitting the wall at 19 is horror for sure
>>204250573Correction. Stranger Things (formerly Mantauk prior to the plagiarism lawsuit) WAS horror. Now it's sadly an excuse to dress uggo twinks up in short shorts and pretend they are kids.
Should I watch Hellraiser 3
>>204250582
>>204250621No. Just watch the remake instead. Far better.
>>204250626
>>204250607Her? lol
>>204250658>>204250626IF IT FEELS GOOD DOIT
>>204250468Elm street
>>204250658Is that Cabinanon?
>>204250573Got bored of it half way into season 2 where the psychic kid joins the street gang. Is the rest of it a slog?
>>204250488and this?
>>204250716Is this based off the anime?
>>204250716This guys other movie The Good Lie is also worth a watch.
>>204250716no
>>204250551The killing scenes in Phenomena.But I also dislike Goblin's original soundtrack to Suspiria.Also: did you know that Phenomena takes place in an alternate reality when German won the WWII?
Would you, /hor/?
>>204250847yjk
>>204250714The first season was the only one worth watching, and even then, it was a pretty uninspired pastiche, pretty much just clips from different 80's movies stitched together and reheated. No different from what Joker was to those Scorsese films. That one random episode where Eleven joins the X-Men who rightfully never come up again was especially bad, even for this show, though.
>>204250740no
>>204250847
>>204250861best 80's movie 'stranger things' rips off?
>>204250714The whole thing is shit
>>204250836>But I also dislike Goblin's original soundtrack to Suspiria.UWOT M8?WITCH!
>>204250960Does it really rip off an 80s movie? It’s just nostalgia bait turned up to 100
>>204250861Honestly the only stuff I ever even kind of liked was the Steve/Robin friendship in season 3 (?).
>>204250960Firestarter
Putting a curse on /hor/ here... if the next thread is not a Billy Zane thread... oh boy, you really don't wanna know what will happen. Trust me.
>>204248561It's not clear if anyone is actually watching anything.
for me its the song from suspiria that goeskss kss kss kss kss kssduh nana duh nana duh nana duh nanaduh nana duh nana duh nama duh nanaaaaaaaaaaah aaaah AAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAHkss kss kss kss kss kss kss kssgonnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg
>>204251088That's what it sounds like when I jack off.
>>204248455
>>204250847>why that bitch looking at me like that
Are the ops always this bad or is this op especially bad?Feels like the next one will be the tv glow shit or whatever
>>204249601The Black Cat (1941)The Cat Creeps (1946)The Shadow Of The CatThe UncannyThe Cat Creature
Just watched pic related. Not sure how I feel about it. Too much screaming but the third act is legitimately bonkers as fuck. Is there some deeper meaning beyond marriage can get ugly?
>>204250997Stranger things blatantly rips off E.T
>>204251177>Is there some deeper meaning beyond marriage can get ugly?yeah, that with each year a woman is over age 30, the chance of her going bonkers increases also.
>>204251218especially if childless
>>204250328This post is /filmhor/ as fuck.
>>204248303Looks like Nell Tiger Free
>>204248404Do it, harperfag
>>204249373You think The Sixth Sense's only value is the twist? It's a good movie, well written, well directed, well acted.
Watching Spin the Bottle rn
>>204250379they also did an anthology show for HBO 'Room 104' that ran for 4 seasons. best described as speculative fiction, I enjoyed it, the first 2 I think anyways. a few horror eps but my memory is fucked
>>204251434let me know how it is. I was considering it but went with Salem's Lot instead
>>204248346Women try not to be pathetic and amoral challenge (impossible)
>>204251517That's written by a man not a woman you retard
>>204251456Salem’s Lot wasn’t “bad”, it had its moments. Especially the drive through car park part. But the negro characters just left a bad taste in my mouth every time I saw them.
>>204251579I liked it well enough. As I said in an earlier thread, it was a straightforward vampire flick but I probably would've liked it more if it wasn't an adaptation. Too much changed and left out.Also, I'm not racist so I didn't care about the blacks.
>>204251610Racist or not I didn’t like seeing them on the screen.
>>204251533*Women AND FAGS
>>204251637Okay but that paragraph has nothing to do with women, it's an Asian guy obsessing over black dicks
Are there any good horror films? I don't mean "good for the time" or """kino""" I mean actually good.
This is schizo-kino
>>204251663Ask in /film/, /hor/ is the slop general
>>204251663Alone In the Dark
But I asked for good
>>204251663Yeah.
>>204251434>>204251456Movie is pretty shitty already. The script is pretty bad.
>>204251663Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>>204251723The one starring Jessica Harper?
>>204251663Not really
>>204251139I try to make the thread when I can because when I don't, they usually suck, like this one. Keep it spooky, that's all I ask. It's October, make it bats and skeletons and ghosts and shit.
>>204251177>Is there some deeper meaningBesides the government sponsored domestication of Lovecraftian entities? Just some commentary about what a man is to a woman and vice versa, the birthing of the perfect man and the appearance of the perfect woman, all deeply rooted in our own biases and the cause for disillusion
watching odditty, so far so good
The wife, kids and I are switching it up this Halloween, and we all picked four movies and put them in a bucket, kids are taking turns drawing movies during OctoberSo far we've watched>Late Night With the Devil>Sinister >Annabelle Comes Home>Smile We have these left>Insidious 2>Scream>Paranormal Activity 3>Alien >The Exorcism of Emily Rose>Blair Witch Project>28 Days Later>Cabin in the Woods>Tarot>The Black Phone>The Conjuring >Deliver Us From Evil >Autopsy of Jane DoeRate our picks
>>204248210I avoid movies with aesthetics like this and that other super shilled movie, they give me huge troon vibes
>>204251177I also was a bit disappointed by this. It's good, but too esoteric for me.
>>204251858You're hired
>>204251913>>Autopsy of Jane DoeThis is a good one
>>204251917Yeah or feminist artsy vibes. Makes me think of yeast for some reason
>>204251858pro tip: they all suck. we used to do original and creative editions. we would post musical themes to accompany them. fun screenshots we made ourselves. now its just>Basic Ass Edition>previous thread: blahblahstep it up otherwise dont act all high and mighty about others attempts.
>>204251913Be a good father and take Tarot out for 28 Weeks Later... only risk would be drawing it before 28 Days
>>204251663ManhunterAngstDer FanIn the Mouth of MadnessThe TenantPhenomenaSession 9Jacob's LadderSombreNight of the HunterAmerican PsychoThe ShiningDressed to KillThe Cremator Peeping Tom There's plenty of actual good ones, though nearly all of those were made before the 21st century, and /hor/ usually discusses the latest FOTM slop like Poopyfarter and Longlegs instead
>>204251977>Poopyfarterlol is that supposed to be Terrifier?Yeah those movies are mehI do think a lot of great horror has came out in the 21st century though
>>204251913You have 17 films, there might be ghost in your house
>>204252005Yeah Poopyfarter means Terrifier>I do think a lot of great horror has came out in the 21st century thoughGreat as in, entertaining? SureGreat as in, actually good? No
>>204251956We either do screenshots or we do movie posters. Nobody's turning /hor/ into a fucking musical, kek. They were never, and need not be, creative. Just post a neat image that sets the mood.
The Deaths of Ian Stone is a criminally underrated horror flick. One of those ones that was not appreciated at the time because general audience viewers had higher standards, but currently it smokes most of the shit on the market. At least for the last ~10 years.
>>204252031spoken like a true uncreative bucket crab faggot who spends all year here treating it like his hugbox>uuuuh the rules are...the schizo guy is a better poster than people like you.
>>204250468Blair Witch
>>204251956This is OP, once again, SEEEEETHING that everyone thinks his threads are shit.Just. Stop.
>>204250836>did you know that Phenomena takes place in an alternate reality when German won the WWII?Citation needed.
>>204252069>everyone i dont like is the same poasterkek. unless you baited me, otherwise good job. i dont make threads here. year long campers are giant faggots and they stick out like a sore thumb. autist central can run itself.
>>204252095I paid for Gold m8. I can see exactly who the samefags are
Raw was excellent, for the keen eye it's very clear on what the movie truly is about, a woman cannibalizing all she deems loveable, utterly confused by her own destructive power, destroying familiar relations, preying upon the unaware. The ending with the revelation that it runs in family, her mother teaching her not to learn to be better, but that it's just "what she is" and her father being shown to put up with it all the time without saying anything is the icing on the cake, women seem innocent, to themselves and to others, but the hunger they hide for destruction is never sated, the most they can hope to do is find someone who will willingly accept to be eaten, after they've sown enough chaos.
>>204252060Do you think what I said is unreasonable and that this OP should be the standard for October /hor/?
>>204250621>>204250644The remake doesn't even feel like a Hellraiser movie.
>>204252137then you can see i didnt make the thread. or are you going to lie about it to your special friends?
>>204251949That is our "bonus movie". Everyone submitted their four picks in secret, and I told them if anyone picked the same movie, it went in the bucket and they got to pick again. I'm not really a fan of it to be honest. >>204251969That's the thing, it's completely random draws so drawing a sequel before an original really makes things weird.My family didn't really do much together (had a good home life otherwise) so I'm going out of my way to start loser fuckin traditions so that when they get old they can remember family game nights, spooky movie bucket, die hard on Christmas, stuff like that It's horrendously normie but I mean what can you do
>>204252147i think people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones. a basic bitch raw thread hits the same as a basic bitch anything else thread. hor turned into a hugbox and its whatever but one thing i cant abide is uppityness about mediocrity.
>>204252158Well it is a lot better than fucking your kids up the ass, like the /hor/ schizo spammer fucks experienced as children
>>204252145Didn’t read
>>204252157Fellow 4chan Gold account here. He's on the level.
is The Witch good?
>>204252281Yes
>>204252225Well I've made the kind of threads you described as good ones, so I've got full authority to throw stones. If you want to get quite specific, tell me the ones you find bad and the ones you refer to as creative and good.
>>204252320>Billy Zanegood>The restbad
>>204252027>great as in actually goodYesNot gonna argue with you though, we'll must have to agree to disagree
>>204252350Oh, okay
>>204252360Not him but there wasn’t a single good horror movie of the last 15 years
I wish there was some sort of middle ground between /hor/ and /film//hor/ is slop consumers with no standards, /film/ is overly pretentious hipsters, and normal /tv/ is literal subhumans who only watch the latest Netflix slop
>>204248342how tight do you think his butthole is?in my mind its like a 9/10 but reality is often disappointing
>>204252416Well, if you like 80’s films then /hor/ is for you
>>204248455>First time being here since last year holy fuck this board has tripled in mental illness if that was even possible. Unironic trannies in the last thread just being trannies unprovoked, is this what it’s come toyou should'v embraced Kolobos when you had the chance, you all could have prevented this
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>>204251977Of your list I've only seenJacob's Ladder which seemed like more of a pondering movie than a horror movieAmerican Psycho which is black comedy/tired "corpo bad" hollyslop very meme but barely counts as horror despite the story and the "protagonist" is the slasher, everyone else is just an expendable unrelatable set piece by design. The Shining, I love Nicholson but again it's main character is the villain, it's often unintentionally funny, and worst it is adapted from a King novel. So I'm not sure about watching the rest of your list, are any of them you know, horror?
>>204252416I miss when the pretentious hipsters weren’t just on /film/. Ruthless /tv/ was a funnier place
>>204252401I can also accept Vincent Price and Matthew Lillard. But if you omit all 3 then your waifu game better be strong.
>>204252459The girl I wanted to see naked in Kolobos didn't get naked. I didn't like that.
>>204252416a lot of slop is so sloppy it transcends itself, and true /hor/ fans recognize this. that's why we dig through the ditches so to say. burn through the witches, if you so prefer.
>>204252509It was boring and pathetic as fuck until the holy saints Bane and Fraser came along. Also both /bane/ and /just/ on 8ch had better taste in movies than /tv/ taken as a whole
>>204248799>Spinozian pantheist>Apollonian patriarchal
>>204248937I really thought she would become big after those.
>>204252080>As he did in Rome for Tenebrae, Argento manipulated locations in Zürich to produce an uncanny sense of place with Phenomena, a paranormal-tinged giallo set in an alternate ’80s, ostensibly decades after Nazi Germany had won World War II.https://www.filmlinc.org/films/phenomena/
>>204252411You're a contrarian
>>204248944Roy Dotrice did those amazing song of ice and fire audiobooks where it sounds like he's speaking through teeth clenched so hard theyre bleeding, he really does it up big
>>204252568You guys always say this stuff and yet year after year you come up empty handed when I ask if you've seen any movies where women pee uncensored in the context of a full movie not just pornIf there were so many bad edgy films made full of schlock it would be found Thus all horror films are good
>>204252682>couldn’t name oneMy point exactly
>>204252691I'll bake us a thread
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>>204248951it's a pre-internet meme to give rocks to known homosexuals and retards>>204249050 dont fuck with the Caroline? Machado edited version, she is a lesbian and she adds several footnotes that add up to "I'M A LESBIAN THIS BOOK A LESBIAN DID U KNO CARMILLA LESBIAN LYK ME? PATRIARCHY!!!"she also has a footnote wherein she makes up a backstory for the most traditionally masculine character where he has a secret gay lover and it takes up the majority of the page:/stick with the dover thrift edition
>>204252691I randomly (You)'d (You) because I was going to say Kolobos but actually, it's censored.
Film is entertainment, art is entertainment, an entertaining film is a good film unless you yourself have trash taste and can be entertained by any old slop.Anyways shill me the new Fall, I want to look at breasts in peril but haven't been keeping up
>>204252727For me? Thanks. >>204252773Damn AND it's the woman anon doesn't want who gets naked? What a letdown of a film.
>>204252568at the back of my
>>204249609>>204249609its Da frenc nowalternately, Dem Frenc
>>204252631Gonna need a citation from the guy who wrote that too.
>>204250621you should watch HERaiser instead
