>>204308257
>>204308257>"How about a magic trick? I will make this guy's dick disappear.">pulls down his pants and jumps on BBC>"TADAA! It's gone"
thank you todd philips. thank you for making rape funny again
>>204308257>You think you can rape my black ass and walk away from this?>Uh yeah?
>>204308257>AH TA DA DA >We wouldnt want to....BLOW this out of proportion, now would we?
>>204308327the batmobile in tim burtons batman did look kinda sus
>>204308405>I'm putting the word out. 500 for this clown raped. a million ungaped, so I can teach him some manners first.
>thats funny he dialed a private number>is it a problem?>its a gay sex hotline dude. guy was calling a gay sex hotline and talking about his gay rape fantasies. I think we're done here>*BANG*
Lool my sides omg, thank you Todd Phillips for the memes, fellas keep em coming
>>204308394Well, Phillips always did love making comedies...
>You think you can steal cum from us and just walk away?
>They're only as hard as their cocks allow them to be. I'll show you. When the pants are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat ass
>>204308257>>204308327
>You see I’m not a rapist. I’m just ahead of the crust
There's a walled garden up the road, we're going to take you there, cut your throat.Not across, in the middle like a hole.Then we take your balls and we stuff them in the cut, block the windpipe.It's very gratifying to watch a man you don't like try to pull his own balls out of his throat before he chokes.And also rape him in the ass
>>204309190>Waitll they get a load of me....
On the plus side, nobody will dress as the Joker for Halloween this year.
>>204310819>Waitll they put a load in me
>>204308257Joke Breaking
Jerking my Joker Poker right now
>>204310872batchads just keep winning
>the movie that buck broke /tv/
>>204308257Which other comic book movies would benefit from the protagonist being gang raped?
>>204311099superman
>>204311099unironically, hulkit would add to his anger and trauma
>YOURE A BIG GUY
>>204309928>HANDBANANA NO!kek
>Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to rape.
>>204311382'E 'AD AN ANAL PROLAPSE, DA SOIZE OF A TANGARINE
>>204311382>Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They’ll hate you for it, but that’s the point of Batman.
>>204311382Literally me.
>>204308257>he said, calmly
>>204309928>Here I sued to think rape was funny.. yeah rape is funny.. until you've been raped
>>204311302>4 me
>>204312339Haven't watched that movie and I'm not going to but the fact someone spent time trying to make some shitty chink ai to generate those scenes and make a webm montage shows how thoroughly capeshitters got buck broken. Why do people keep hoping for good DC films? Will they ever learn?
>>204310872I'm going to dress as the joker but I'm gonna splatter ketchup and chocolate pudding on my asshole area and have it running down my pant leg.
>>204308257>Batman will find him, and make him SQUEAL.
>won't be able to get a nickel for his grandmaI never understood this lineIs he talking about a literal nickel? Or a nickel of weed/coke? Weed in a nolan movie feels so strange
>>204312708based autist
>>204312673I go to Hong Kong. the Chinese will not rape one of their own
>>204310872I haven't even thought about this, what a power move to release a movie in October shitting all over 2 most popular cosplay choices. Thousands of people have probably already preordered the costumes.
>If this Joker guy was so smart he would have had us bring a bigger dildo>I'm guessing this is the part where he told you to rape me
>Man go /tv/ all I see is dang ol' rape man. rape this dang ol' rape that. Tired of reading about dang ol' rape man
>>204312786Answer the question genius
>WHAT HAPPENED TO JOKER BATMAN? >IT RHYMES WITH 'RIDDLE'!>WHAT MADE THE CLOWN SHIT THE CAN?>OH NO! HE WAS _____
>>204311099Wanted
>>204308286Non consensual
>>204312339>giant rubber chicken headkino
>>204311099Black Widow and Scarlet Witch
>>204313033Well then stop reading itAnd start living it
>>204311099X men
>>204313023No, no-no-no-no-no... I rape... the bane... poster...
>>204313685>The baneposter?>What baneposter?
HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT
>>204308612Joker waltzes in like PEAK DEGENERATE flanked by 2 LEATHER DADDIES, while Batman is repressed he needs to be seduced into vanilla missionary sex. Gaybang was written.
>>204311382You shpat in da face of Gotham’s rectal cavity
>OH WHEN THE SPERM>GOES MARCHING IN>OH WHEN THE SPERM GOES MARCHING IN>OH THEY WANT TO BE IN THAT ANUS>WHEN THE SPERM GOES MARCHING IN
>>204313868>I'll show you who the boss of this asylum is
>Oh come on the Joker wasn't raped. He had a fleshlight hidden the whole time. The guards never got in there. Besides that wasn't the real Joker anyhow. The real Joker franchised a McDonald's in Alabama years ago.
>>204314584fucking kek
>>204312339>8s>Fat cop starts turning into a JokerThat's why Batman doesn't rape the Joker, Gordon.
>Kevin Nash shouldn't browse here. He'd be happier someplace else.
>>204308257>Those critics? Well, they might just question the artistic integrity of someone who makes The Hangover Part 2 and 3.>Fuck this!>NO, FUCK YOU! I don't know which one of you pieces of shit wrote this, but I liked the first movie! And you give me a sequel with NONSTOP ASS RAPE?!
>It's not about money...it's about, raping my asshole
>>204308257>jackie finishes inside of joker>drops a load so huge his knees give out on him>as he's picking himself off the floor joker starts cackling, jizz and blood leaking out of his butthole>HEY JACKIE GUESS WHAT>I HAVE AIDS!he really did get the last laugh...
>>204308257status: Broken
>>204308257>>204312491>>204313685>>204313709Rape?
>>204316031why is this one so fucking funny god dammit
>>204316031>WHO PAID YOU TO RAPE DR. PAVEL?
>>204316199LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED BUKAKE
>I'M GIVING AWAY FREE JUSSY
>>204311382>Remember when you left Gotham? Before all this, before Batman? You were gaped seven years. Seven years I waited, hoping that you wouldn't cum back. Every year, I took a holiday. I went to Florence, there's this cafe, on the banks of the Arno. Every fine evening, I'd sit there and order a Fernet Branca. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a wife and maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd raped them, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to Gotham. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except asspain and hemmerhoids. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.
>>204310872>He thinks that will stop people
>>204316129>You're laughing. a Clown was ass-raped, and you're laughing?
>>204310872Dress as joker but don't wear any pants.
>>204316228Or prehaps he's wondering why you'd shoot your load in a man, before throwing it back on a plane
>Lets paint a smile in that fart box
>>204316437>You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd raped themMy sides
>I know a raper then I see one and...
>Myfe Author, Wasad Rinker, and a Rapistwho was the rapist here?
>>204308653Kek
>>204308257>wake up>can't find moobie to watch>check imdb rapings >say this out loud right in front of raping grandma >everybody hit the floor >walk the- hm.. what was that again >die>haha
>>204308257>They think that we'll just sit there and take it, like good little boys! That we won't werewolf and go rape!
IF I RAPE YOU, WILL YOU DIE?
>>204313684Imagine having her as a gf but never being able to grab that asd
>>204318761>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>Why do you think I've been sending every rapist in the city to Arkham, Batman?>Well, let me give you a little hint. In precisely thirty seconds, every cell door in Ward C of the Asylum will open. Ward C is the ward that houses all of those rapists... and one... special... guest. Heh.>Commissioner... are you saying->Yes, Batman. In fifteen seconds, every rapist in Gotham will have their chance to plunder that damned clown until he's nothing but a sniveling, traumatized wreck. Can you imagine, Batman? Hundreds of cocks, and only two holes.>James... you can still stop this.>Oh, not anymore, Batman. The doors are open. But you don't have to worry. After this, the Joker won't be able to hurt anybody ever again. And only at the cost of freeing every man who blows his steamy load into the clown's ass.>What!? James, you aren't serious! You can't free all those men->I had to give them an incentive, Batman. Otherwise they would have just raped each-other - as tantalizing as that pasty white ass might be on it's own, without the promise of freedom...>But worry not, old friend. Recapturing escaped prisoners from Arkham *is* what you're best at. Hah! Now, if you'll excuse me, I want to catch the live feed from the cameras in the ward. I have a bottle of vintage champagne I've been saving for the occasion.
>next time I suggest you rape american
>>204308327>>204308405Kek
>>204311099Captain Marvel, Ms. Marvel, and so on
