Sister Zelda editionPrevious >>204392099
Calling it now: Terrifier 3 is the best horror film of 2024.Yes, I will elaborate.
Today's films are The Psychic (1977) and The Cave (2005)
I might watch Halloween 1/2/3 this weekend
>>204403330Her name is Link, actually.
FILTH
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Fly (1986)>Day of the Dead (1985)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Devils (1971)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Deadly Spawn (1983)>Elves (1989)>Carnosaur (1993)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
so damp
first for Kolobos
What happened to Castlevania Nocturne? I recall the first one was super popular, why did the follow up fail?
>>204403551they made it about slavery iirc
>>204403551not enough Alucard
Whatcha gonna do when Wild Gringo runs wild on you
>>204403551Black woman protagonist.
An anon pitches a setting that hasn't been used or is rarely utilised in a horror film and we brain storm ideas on what could be done with it. I'll start:Bowling Alley
So far, from what I've seen that was released this year, it hasn't been a great year for horror. Hoping I'll find a bunch more that'll really up the quality.
What's the best horror that came out within the last 3 years?
>>204403695>Bowling AlleyJust have Eli Roth make the movie based on the bowling alley murders story from Cabin Fever.
>>204403330This shit scared me more than anything else in a movie ever has, before or since.
Streaming all of x files at bongstream.live
>>204403769I used to change the channel when the Zelda scenes came on and then keep checking back until they were over
>>204403378Damnit, if Harperposter likes it then i'm actually interested.
>>204403809This except the butterfly from spongebob
>>204403837Please don't talk to them, it's advertisement bot. He shits all over the boards with his mascot horror "movie"
>After first auditioning girls for the role of Zelda, Lambert changed course and ended up casting Andrew Hubatsek in the role, because she felt having a grown man playing the role of a teenage girl made the character more frightening.Based?
>>2044036952 already exist: this year's Last Night at Terrace Lanes and the gory, sexually bold Gutterballs
>>204403908reminds me ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTZtxTs2PJM
>>204403330Spinal meningitis doesn't twist your back or turn you into an emaciated transsexuals. Stephen King is a fucking hack
I watched Oddity and I liked it. The mystery was predictable, but the scares were well done and didn't rely on blowing out your speakers.
what did i think?
>>204403959he really is
>>204403783Lmao force of habit, twitch jannies banned usIts manestream.live
>>204403980You soifaced throughout the entirety of the movie and enjoyed it
>>204403975I liked it too, one of my favorite 2024 horror movies. The main actress was excellent and the movie had a nice flow and sense of place
>>204403980>HairlineIt's over. RIP anon.
>>204403432thats my movie line up for the 31st!
>>204403695horse track
>>204403378There was never any doubt
>>204403378It was always going to be.
what are the quintessential spoopy ayy lmaoo kinemas?
>>204403695A hot air balloon
what did we think of maxxxine bros? is it worth the 4.99 to rent? does mia goth get butt naked in it?
>>204404505It's the most entertaining film of the trilogy but it filters people here
>>204403594You mean Carmilla?
>>204404505it tries to copy that golden age of horror films without capturing any sense of passion or care for that erait's slop and is worth no money
Hills Have Eyes II sucks but at least I get to see meathead armyfags from the Bush era get butchered.
>>204404505it was great until act 3 then it was dogshit because ti west refused to recast the dad character and decided to stop giving a fuck about the cinematography
>>204403507It keeps growing! By the end of the month we’ll have a full party.
>>204404546>>204404579>>204404604based on these 3 takes i'll probably pony up and watch it. but none of you answered if she gets butt naked or not
>>204404689not a drop of nudity from mia
>>204404689her specifically? nothere's a fake porn scene in it though with a side-character
>>204404726what the FUUUUUUUUCK
>>204403695igloo
>>204404749there's only like 2-3 nude scenes in the entire film, one of them involving a man's balls
>>204403695My house.
>>204404450the final scene in VHS Beyond is still fucking with me
>>204404758Inuit fighting some sort of spirit monster could be good
What should I watch?>Barbarian>Shin Godzilla>Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum>Color Out of Space (2019)
>>204405056all of them
>>204405056Color Out of Space
>Out on VOD for a week now>No torrents>Not on the streamer sitesAm I actually going to have to spend money to rent this
>>204405116buy itdownload itand share it
kino
>>204403980Damn, and here I thought my hairline was bad lol
>>204405116>From the makers of News KidsSeems cool, I'll be keeping an eye out with you.
kino, if you want a horror movie set on a train, watch this
>>204405116a bit surprising but not as surprising as dragon ball daima not being subbed in any language other than french
>>204405167felt like shit after this
>>204405056Shin Goji
>>204403695Bowling alley/fun zone. Middle school pizza party with kids and parents, some drunk seniors, the staff. They get robbed but the robbers fuck up and kill a cop and get stuck there in a police standoff. While they're trying to find the rich mysterious owner's safe of goodies, they discover a dark secret: the bowling alley is built on top of a portal to hell and the owner is a big time cultist. Lots of carnage and not even the kids are safe. Ends with a showdown between the parents you like, the one cop you like, and the robber who's the biggest asshole. Twist: the robber sacrifices the family and cop to get the spoils.
>>204405027It's a landmark bc of its implied nightmarish/night terror anguish and it also works bc of the horrific intensity of the last image: literally looking at a scream
>>204405331Either download it from nyaa or watch it on gogoanime/animepahe/kickassanime.That shit came out 3 hours ago.
>>204405116>Out on VOD>no torrentsMy watchlist is full of those cases.The thing is that I'm part of a bunch of private trackers and not even they have them.
>>2044051135 minutes in already ir stuff.
>>204405472ok, well now i'm curious as to why it took them a whole week to translate a single episode
Have you decided what to wear for Trick or treating this year?
>>204403498>Day of the Dead (1985)must be coming next year 40th anniversary
>>204405540nta but I'll definitely check it out now, is it bmwf kino?
>>204405600yes actually
>>204405586my dick in a coffin
>>204405586Im old
>>204403837It’s got something for every horror fan:>gory kills that are both visceral and hilarious, typical Terrifier fare>pushes the envelope right off the bat (kidkill)>shortened family drama scenes but just enough to advance the plot>sexy badass lead + cunny>retains the soul of an independent slasher despite a higher budget>continues the subversive gun trope>explicitly supernatural themes especially near the end>advances lore from previous films in a tasteful way>classic sword vs chainsaw fight>bonus: a main character is named Jess
>>204405540I don't know what that means
>>204405713Don't you have kids or grandkids?
>>204405743I envy you
>>204405743theres a negro and white girl pairing is what anon meant very likely. its also boring, so he dodged a bullet
To the guy yesterday that thought Saw 3 was gorier than Terrifier 2 (lol) - Terrifier 3 is much gorier than 2. Saw isn't even in this conversation anymore.
>>204405841is it gorier than tokyo gore police?
>>204405827anon needs to grow thicker skin
>>204405853It's certainly higher quality gore than TGP, but I'm not sure if it matches the constant cheap arterial spray. Regardless, T3 clears TGP.
Haven't seen one good horror movie since VHS Beyond and Salem's Lot came out a week ago. Everyone post 5 horror movies, I need recs, I have seen most movies already>Sinister (tried to watch this last week, but too soon for a rewatch so turned it off)>Burial Ground>NY Ripper>The Conjuring 2>VHS Beyond>TCM 1, and the first 2 remakes
>>204405896It's almost impossible for anything to beat TGP and other movies by Nishimura & Iguchi when it comes to gore output.
>>204405885>anon needs to grow thicker skinYeah, you probably have really thick skin from all the the blacked films and facials you get.
Streaming spooky movies and x files on many streams all October atManestream.live formerly bong
>>204405735Ok, i'll watch it, got do the first two first though.
>>204405755Im not that old
Do yall have a "do not watch" list? I have one, a list of films to absolutely never watch under any circumstances, amongst those films there are Human Centipede 2&3, a Serbian Film, any Saw, and the latest one to join the list is Terrifier 3, I’ve just watched the Shower Scene on YouTube and I’ve got to say I do not have the guts to watch a 1hour+ movie that has this much gore.
>>204406002dead zonetalk to meelm street dream warriorssaint maudeko eko azarak wizard of darkness
>>204406045Imagine unironically having a meltdown because a black person is in a movie.
>>204405755I do, but since I am just an average male, and my wife is also below average or married me cause she saw the wall (I don't really mind, 90% of men are below average), my grandson is just going to be like me, average at best, living a life of mediocrity.
i thought he meant infrared shit and was very confused turns out he's just a bigot
>>204406129anything with subtitles (non English)
>>204406143>Imagine unironically having a meltdown because a black person is in a movie.You know it is not like that and you know what that anon meant. Perhaps reddit will support your views and statement but here.
>>204406129No, I just watch whatever sounds like it would be interesting.>Serbian filmIt's just a bad movie from a story and acting perspective. Even the effects are so bad they're laughable instead of shocking.>any SawThey're comfy, but I'm a fan of the franchise.
>>204403330>no Art edition>despite his movie literally releasing todayDisrespectful
What are some must watch zombie films?
>>204406413Dawn of the DeadZombi 2Burial Ground
>>204406413
>>204406413Zombi 2Return of the Living DeadBraindead/Dead AliveTrain to BusanShaun of the DeadREC og or remake is fineDawn of the Dead og or remake is fine
>>204406413Dawn of the Dead 78Day of the deadZombie
>>204406413>Romero zombie movies>Dawn remake>The Battery>Train To Busan>The Return Of The Living Dead>28 Days Later>I Am A Hero>[REC] 1 & 2
>>204406129No, in principle i'll watch anything.
>>204403330Almost done with the Elm Street movies. Just have Freddy's Dead and Freddy v Jason I think. Right around movie two it occurred to me they weren't meant to be scary, or is that just me being desensitized? Krueger just seems too goofy, despite the gore.
Found out my girlfriend is writing erotic fanfiction of Art the Clown murdering me and then having sex with her. First art the clown cuts off my dick and the he shoves my severed dick down my throat and then staples my lips shut with a staple gun. Then Art fucks my girlfriend’s pussy, mouth and ass on my bed while giving me a thumbs up. Art is fucking my girlfriend so good she just sorta forgets I’m bleeding to death from my server dick. What should I do?
>>204406301
>>204406413People will say Train to Busan but do not fall for their bullshit. It's soulless, goreless, melodramatic, K-slop.
>10 minutes leftIf this hits I genuinely may see Terrifier 3 this weekend..
>>204406575>my server dickkek
>>204406593it's a great movie, suck my dick
>>204406575You should stop lying on the internet. Just admit you're the one coming up with these fantasies and deal with it however you want. If you want to be some masochist cuck, go ahead, I don't give a fuck. Just don't lie to everyone.
>>204406593Absolutely based
I used to have an aunt that would do this if me and my cousin's were being bad she would get in the bed and start acting like Zelda it was the scariest shit ever
>>204406593Train to Busan is the kind of zombie movie that people who don't like zombie movies love, like Zombieland (also terrible)
>>204406665based schizo Aunt
>>204406413>tfw seen all the worthwhile zombie movies many timesit hurts
>>204406410Reddit slop>>204406525>Shaun of the DeadThis movie did not get better with age.
>>204406691I like zombie movies and I highly enjoy Train to Busan because it actually has fast pacing as opposed to 95% of horror movies outside of the first 10m or so
>>204406593>People will say Train to Busan but do not fall for their bullshit. It's soulless, goreless, melodramatic, K-slop.The outbreak parts of a zombie movie are always the best but towards the end, yeah, the movie started going into the Korean drama type that is catered for Koreans.
>>204406730No you don't actually like zombie movies. Sorry anon. I don't make the rules, I just think them up and write them down.
>>204406410I released a big shit today and that's equally worthy of a thread
>>204404505>>204404689It is fucking dogshit, fails terribly at being a horror film or a thriller, by far the worst entry on the trilogy.
>anons arguing about some chink speak zombie slopenglish movies only on my american kino website thank you
>>204406525>>204406548Thanks I’ve actually seen a few of these already. I loved REC and 28 Days Later. Shaun of the Dead was also pretty fun. I was trying to figure out which Romero films were worth watching, but I’ll probably just watch them all from release date order. I’ll check out the other movies I haven’t heard of yet as well.
>>204403378based harperfag
>>204406730It suffers for the asian melodrama though. Also I couldn't get a handle on how strong the zombies were supposed to be>one minute they're able to overpower a barricade of machine gun wielding soldiers>next minute a bunch of civilians can wrap their arms in duct tape and punch their way through a train car full of them
>>204406883Melodrama is boring sure, but at least I can stand it since more zombie shit is always happening.Meanwhile a LOT of other horror movies, most even, have boring melodrama stretched out to 40m etc before anything horror actually starts happening
>>204406833Romero zombie movies fall off after Day, but I still enjoyed Land. Diary is okay, but it's way too preachy and doesn't make sense at times because of the voiceover narration. Survival is a direct sequel to Diary, and nobody ever talks about the movie.
>>204406832Bro, America is cooked lol. The East is building infrastructure in less than 48 hours while USA cannot even clean up a major collapsed bridge in 3 months. >>anons arguing about some chink speak zombie slopYeah, we prefer to guzzle negros in our /hor/ slop.
>>204406926>What about?Just because there are other bad movies certainly does not mean Train to Busan is good.
>>204406883>civilians can wrap their arms in duct tape and punch their way through a train car full of themYou haven't seen most of Ma Dong-seok's movies, have you? His character is almost always beating the absolute fuck out of everyone with his fists.
>>204407007Oops I guess I need to brush up on my Fag Dong Gook films
>>204407007what kind of person do you really think has "seen most of ma dong seok's movies," exactly?
>>204407007>You haven't seen most of Ma Dong-seok's movies, have you?Not him, but I have. It is so refreshing to see modern Korean films and not see an ounce of feminism in their movies. In another board on 4chan, some Americans will trying to cope so hard that "Koreans are just as taking over by feminism as us."
How is The Bird With the Crystal Plumage? Worth a watch?
>>204407060korean birthrate is nearing zero because of the feminism, what "cope?"
>>204407098it's great
Can't get into the terrifier films, too boring. Any good recent slashers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WedAIFuVvhU
>>204407025He's literally SK's action star.>>204407045Me, his movies are always entertaining, especially his Crime City series, which are just action kino.>>204407119No, it's because kdramas and plastic surgery caused women to think they all deserve 10/10 young rich CEOs with a heart of gold. That's not feminism, it's female delusion.
>>204407163He should stick to action, his horror films suck!
>>204406969ok chang
>>204407119>korean birthrate is nearing zero because of the feminism, what "cope?"kek, found the American. It is not cause of feminsm. People are comfortable and our world (not the second or third world) is naturally going through a decline. The cope is you thinking korean men are as cucked as american men.
>>204407007Regardless of the casting, it doesn't make sense in-movie
>>204407205It is actually hilarious seeing the collapse of USA in real time. Hollywood is a reflection of American main stream society. Anons will bitch about blacks and females in their films, but the majority of Americans are now black/brown.
>>204404450no one will save you
>>204407200Deep Trap, he plays a serial killer who's also kind of a rapist.
>>204407098It's truly great, a quintessencial giallo and the best of Argento's animal trilogy.
>>204407119>>204407163holy cope
>>204407254People in the UK are getting arrested for twitter and facebook posts. You're actually delusional if you think it's just the US. It's literally the entire first world at this point.
>>204407221Mate, google is your friend. Simply search Korean feminist cult and enjoy the rabbit hole. Dumbfuck chink.Small penis hand gesture
>>204407286American men are the most cucked and femininized men so they want others and themselves to think there is another country full of men who are just as cucked and feminized as them. Also, Korean cinema is a reflection of korean society and Hollywood is a reflection of American society. Which one is the most woke?
>>204407371>Mate, google is your friend. Simply search Korean feminist cult and enjoy the rabbit hole. Dumbfuck chink.yeah, you're mad. talk to me when korean cinema is just as cucked and feminized as hollywood.
How would you have continued Friday The 13th after The New Beginning? I think it would have been great to have Jason show back up, but have Tommy also be the fake Jason.
>>204407372I lived in South Korea for nearly 8 years, Korean men under 40 might as well be women
>korean cinema
>>204407372Correct, absolutely no one would accuse Koreans of being cucked or feminized
>>204407371>Dumbfuck chink.Dumbfuck is literally how you describe an American nowadays. Power is shifting back to The east/china, which was the way things were for 1000s of years. USA is but a flash in the pan, and unlike Great Britain, there won't even be a positive history of USA. Your elites have made sure of that. When we look back at films and the history of USA, it will be remembered as a diverse nation. (similar to how they are trying to tarnish the ancient Greeks by saying they were a nation of gay men)
>>204407404Literally just look up what I asked you to and shut the fuck up, the information is right there for you.
I'm watching the first episode of this FX show called grotesquerie and the crime scenes are fun in the same ways as hannibal, but tone is pretty annoying and le quirky. Should I keep watching this?
>>204407426>Korean men under 40 might as well be womenMeh, as long as their society places men above girls, they will never be as cucked as American men. Once again, talk to me when their mainstream movies starting going the feminist road that Hollywood has. Feminism cannot actually take hold, even if it exists, if the mainstream media does not support it. Cope.
>/pol/ rotted retards derailed yet another threadasian moot needs to make me a mod so I can ban everyone for off-topic posting.
>>204407462You're delusional, why don't you go back to China, chang, instead of praising it from the comfort of western society?I hope we start rounding up and deporting you little ungrateful cunts
>>204407523there's no kdrama general right now so they're spilling out of their containment thread
>>204407450These are just low T feminine men though. Doesn't mean they bow to women>>204407477I am good thanks, keep guzzling black cum and woke movies.
>>204407577I agree. I don't think these fellas would ever bow to women. However they 100% stay on their knees for men.
>>204407562>You're delusional,YOU are delusional. The amount of negros and white female couples in mainstream Hollywood movies shows you how badly you lost. How you gonna talk shit to me when your embassies fly gay pride flags all over the world?
>>204395330you've been making these autistic edits for probably more than a year now. and cumulatively have gotten maybe four (You)'s (five now).unironically: take your meds.
Bros...
>>204407653>no nudity againLeone has no balls
give me a list of the hottest horror chicks bros i need to mentally goon when i'm watching october spookys with my girl (female)
>>204407493only if you like Travis Kelce
>>204407678>tattoo dropped
bros... I was watching X (2022) last night together with my gf and after Jenna's porn scene she told me that her boyfriend was "such a drama queen" about the whole thing. Is it a red flag?
>>204407769fuck you, your bait isn't good enough
>>204407729I don't know who that is
>>204407653T3 actual spoilersArt hammers a wide plastic tube down a woman's throat, puts hungry rats into the tube and heats up the end with a torch, then slits the woman's throats so the hungry rats fall out
American men wish Korean men were as cucked and blacked as them but that is not reality. Ma Dong Seok’s films, main stream films, and Koreans biggest star atm, do not show an ounce of feminism. Meanwhile, Parastye, a Korean horror series on Netflix meant for western audience, had feminism in it. Americans are cucks. Lmao (also, every girl holds feminist views)
>>204407769more BMWF shit?
>>204407769I am not watching that film. Some of friends got divorces after seeing that movie with their wives/gfs.
>>204397836kek'd>>204407769take a rifle, place it under your chin and pull the trigger.
Pissman is back?
horror movies should have more italian qts in them
>>204407769She has hit the wall if you look at her recent videos. She definitely won’t be in the X prequel.
>>204407879Bitch looked Mexican
>>204407787Yeah but the actual graphic violence of that scene is nothing compared to the guy in the shower scene or the guy getting his face degloved
>>204407879like a more mature little lupe
>>204407879Horror movies should have more women with teeth braces in them
>>204407653thanks for the warning
>>204407909>>204407919she looks italian, work on physiognomy skills
>>204407917I'm just saying, he definitely fucks up the women in this movie too. My only complaint is the hesitation to show nudity for some reason. Even the shower scene is just side boob and very intentionally does not show nips.
>>204407960what a square
>>204407925Sorry bro I tried to be as vague as possible
>>204407977her sons will be chads
>>204407970To be honest I wouldn't gripe so much if they hadn't killed of Jonathan, which seems like a weird ploy to replace him with the Gabby character that gives me DEI vibes taken into consideration with all the other factors. We'll see though, maybe Leone is just overcorrecting for the sexism backlash
Going to watch one of Damien Leone's earlier movies tonight, what am I in for?
>>204408222pure slop
>>204408209I was genuinely shocked by that. I read it more as Art taking EVERYTHING from Sienna. Shit is heating up.
>>204408259Same man some people are saying it's a fakeout but I think they'll stick with it
>>204408222The makeup is good but it's otherwise very bad. I'd watch something else desu.
>>204407960She looked brown and Mexican af in T2. Cope. You are getting browned and blacked.
>LaVera: Italian topographic name from lovera ‘wolf pack’ or ‘wolves’ lair’, or a habitational name from a place called Lovera.
>>204405311Oh hell yeah. For as little screen time as he had, the Cossack absolutely stole the show.
>>204408341She is gross and low tier. The giallo films casted better italians.
>>204407879Repulsive looking 40+ year old HAG!Someone give her The SubstanceTM immediately!
>>204408418she's a total babe and I would have sex with her
As soon as I exited the theater for Terrifier 3 I bought another ticket for Sunday. I plan to watch Terrifier 3 in theaters three times. Terrifier 4? Four times!
>>204408425She looks really gross. When I was watching Terrifier 2, I just knew the movie was going to have some woke shit in it just because they casted some mid looking Mexican and the wonder female costumeAnd lo and behold, 0 nudity.
>>204406410If I make the next thread, it will be a Terrifier 3 edition.
>>204408486brah one of the actresses (was in 1+2) is a complete nutjob who got her womb removed amd bragged about it on twitter.
stop being mean to Lauren
>>204405056Shin Gojira or Shin Gonjiam.don't bother with Barbarian.
>>204407769This is either great bait or you’re already in way too deep.
>>204408446>she's a total babe and I would have sex with herWell, get in line.
suptv dot org for 24/7 watchalong
>>204405311is there anything more comfy than watching anthologies in October? I don't think there is.
>>204408612It is not bait, many of us here enjoyed the movie and own physical copies of it.
>>204407960CUTE!
>>204408425Did she get lip filler or is it some make up trick? She looks weird here
I bought some dopey manchild merch today
>>204408640Alright this bait isn’t nearly as good.
>>204408660She has hit the female wall, what do you think? Girls as young as 21, according to studies, already contemplate plastic surgery.
>>204408660She looked good in Terrifier 3 but a bit bogged here.
>>204408640Polcels will call us cucks for enjoying X.
T3 spoolers the scene where Art meets Santa in the bar was comedy gold. Idk why they sidelined him for Vicky at the end when Art is 10 times more fun to watch
I was surprised that there are multiple Western Horror movies, so I want to ask are there also fantasy horror movies?
>>204408657love Italian doe-eyed beauties me
>>204408759That was my favorite scene in the movie, I popped for Clint Howard
>>204408759Pure gun subversion.
>>204408744Meh, pol isn't even white. I am a strong white man and seeing BMAF doesn't faze me, in fact, I love it.
Is Terrifier 3 better, worse, or on about the same level as 2?
>>204408894If you enjoyed 2, you will almost certainly enjoy 3. I think 3 is better. It definitely goes farther than 2 with the kills and the Christmas setting is KINO.
>>204408894Haven't seen it, but it will definitely be worse in its wokism. T3 is mainstream af now. The director literally went to Reddit for a Q and A
>>204408926Wrong, Damien Leone turned down every major studio for Terrifier 3 and went with Cineverse because they let him release it unrated and with no interference
>>204408804These three came to mind:>Conquest (1983) >Company of Wolves (1984)>The Masque of Red Death (1964)
>I am a strong white man and seeing BMAF doesn't faze me, in fact, I love it.
>>204408978>and with no interferenceThe guy cucked himself by not showing gratuitous female nudity. I want his more maintream movies to show a female naked on a bed with her legs and arms amputated. THAT will put the cucks and females in their place on the big screen.
Is Good Boy any good?
>>204406002Frankenstein UnboundThe Company of WolvesVampyres (1974)PhenomenaSlumber Party MassacreWitchfinder GeneralJack the Ripper (80s Michael Caine)
>>204403980the physiognomy of a man who uses the word "poopyfarter"
>>204408921Shiiiiit I really wanna see it asap. I DID win the sports bet..
>>204408978he has nothing to lose - it's obvious Terrifier 3 was gonna be huge either way and since he owns the rights rather than just being a director, he's already set for life.
>>204408894Terrifier 3 > Terrifier >>>> Terrifier 2
>>204409071I liked it, even if the ending relies on cliches to make it all work. Also found it funny that it basically shows how women will overlook anything if the guy is rich and attractive.
>>204409181>he's already set for life.Yeah, he is set for the cucked reddit life. The guy is pure soi. Go check out his Reddit Q&A. Terrifier 2 was cringe.
First reply determines what horror flick I watch tonight.
>>204409320Frankenstein vs the Mummyhttps://tubitv.com/movies/353150/frankenstein-vs-the-mummy
>>204409320should have used an air fryer, even if you had to break it into two batches
>>204409257absolutely based
>>204409320That's a lot of tendies. I'm usually a 2 tendies + fries or just 3 tendies guy. Who makes those?
>>204409345so would she have survived the night if she hadn't done that?
What's the movie with Frodo and the porn star?
Why did 80s movies have such diverse gangs?
>>204409432no
>>204409475Idk, ask Romero. Guy is the OC (original cuck) and casted a negro lead when it was not even a thing in the 60s.
>>204409320first serious reply: Mr. Vampire(do not watch Frankenstein vs. The Mummy)
Gay people scare me edition
>>204407419>Tommy is committed to a psych ward for attacking/murdering Pam>He escapes>Make it clear that once the killings start, it would be impossible for only one person to be the murderer >At the end reveal that it was Tommy and his sister Trish behind all the killings>Right as all the mopey fags start walking out of the theatre seething, saying “b-but muh Jason”, have Jason bust through a door and kill Tommy and Trish>Also, Debi Sue Voorhees shows up and shows her tits again.
>>204409538rent free
>>204408890>I am a strong white man and seeing BMAF doesn't faze me, in fact, I love it.You are a cuck but I guess modern horror is meant for people like you. Remember guys, this is the type of guy to ask "but what is woke?" when you call out a woke film.
Anyone remember the alien movie where the family is like in a cabin and they eventually escape to a tunnel and all hell breaks loose?
>>204409320Oops, my tripcode isn't on. It's me,Cabinanon. >>204409652Old People is like this
>>204409672?
>>204409475What kind of people do you think are typically in gangs?
>>204409257For me it'sTerrifier > Terrifier 3 > Terrifier 23 is a lot like 2, and they both suffer from not having as tight of a script as the first one. Terrifier 1 had a consistent flow of time that didn't jump from location to location.In 3 you have them show a scene, then jump five years back, then forward to three months ago, then to the present, then jump to one place for a scene, then to another to another to another. It was all very fun, but it made it drag a bit for me until halfway in, when things finally got back on a singular track.
>>204409652>Anyone remember the alien movie where the family is like in a cabin and they eventually escape to a tunnel and all hell breaks loose?Old People, has anyone seen this movie?It is about Old People turning into violent zombies.
>>204409740no?
>>204409740pic rel
>>204403769Zelda scared the shit out of me. Petrified me when I was a kid and, even now, I get uneasy seeing her. I don't know how to explain it. Pure terror.
>>204409773Well, go watch it
>>204409809that's not the movie
>>204409820Old People is similar to it.
Any other good movies like The Pyramid 2014
Finally done with the scanners series, Scanner Cop 2 is even lamer than the first one. Slumber Party Massacre III tonight, and if there's time, Spider Baby.
>>204409672You’re not me bub, but I like the cut of your jib. I also agree with the fella who mentioned air frying next time
Anyone who liked Phenomena should watch The Company of Wolves. I've watched it every October for years.
>>204409717Gangs are usually mostly one race, like you'd have a gang of white people, a gang of black people, etc. In the 80s it was always all the races together and a token woman sometimes too. Just doesn't seem realistic to me.
The LaVera girl is super sexy in Terrifier and is white men willl simp for any Latina
>>204409337>>204409543I’ll just do a double feature since I’ve never watched either of these and I need something different.>>204409373I wouldn’t bake that typically but I haven’t eaten since breakfast yesterday kek
>>204409869dude doesn't even live in a cabin
>>204409869Is that ketchup, mustard, and mayo together?
>>204409869It was you
>>204409974She’s sexy but she ain’t Latina.
>>204409974Sorry, but the blonde in Terrifier 3 was so hot that I nearly creamed my pants even though they kept it PG13. I'm mad they didn't show her tits.
What's the movie where is in aussie land and this surfer bro molests his niece and the dad shoves a barbed wire bat up his arse?
>>204409989Blud thinks he’s in a cabin the woods
>>204409998It’s these 3 sauces mixed together. Very good
SHE IS ITALIAN NOT LATINA
>>204410047The camera lingered on her fantastic ass, I thought we would see more
Just got done with Killer Klowns from Outer Space, so cheesy you could have it on toast. I don't know how this scared the shit outta me as a kid, surprisingly high kill count though.
>>204410118I love a good honey mustard. I'm literally the white meme about spicy food, so I couldn't use the other two.
>>204409879>Anyone who liked PhenomenaWell i'm 100% watching The Company of Wolves now.
>>204410153At least we got to see it through the misted glass. Better than nothing, I guess.
>>204410047She's the daughter from Yellowjackets right? Looks like her
>tfw you have 3 movies linedup for tomorrow and they're all going probably going to suck
>>204409985Based, I am also first time watching Frankenstein vs the Mummy tonight
>>204410182Boycott T3 until naked girls get butchered with nudity.
While I dont think Terrifier 3 topped the first one, it has won a spot in my Christmas films. They really leaned hard into the theme.And it seems like we'll get Terrifier 4: Art Goes (back) to Hell.
>>204410168I’m a pretty big fan
>>204410185It's someone called "Alexa Blair Robertson"
>>204410055anyone?
>>204408894I personally prefer 2. It's comfy with its colours and soundtrack and vibe, better paced, has Lauren in her costume, has some good gags, and the carnival visuals during the final act are comfy. Feels like a homage not just to slashers but to a comfier time of life and to horror and spookiness in general. I found the sets in 3 disappointing in comparison, you don't get as much spectacle at the end. And although they up the gore the pacing of the film is all over the place so it doesn't hit as hard imo. Still good I just prefer 2
>>204410297Women getting molested is normal. Uncle is cuck.
>>204409847As Above, So Below
>>2044103492 had some really chill synthwave music that set a cool atmosphere in some of the scenes. Not as much of that in 3 but it did have this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWTMemv9rNI
>>204410349>the carnival visuals during the final act are comfyThey really squandered the location in 2. There were a few quick interesting visuals, but then they quickly jump to that run down sewer looking area.
>>204410358was like a 6 year old>>204410391already got that one
>>2044104072 had Boy Harsher too which is based they were also in Chucky. I fucking love darkwave and minimal wave shit
Any kinos about the Haunted Hill House?
>>204410458house on haunted hill
>>204410055Oh I watched that recently. Trying to remember what it was. It wasn't a baseball bat, he put a length of pipe up his ass and then fed barbed wire through it.
>go to the 10 AM matinee for Terrifier 3>six or so other people show up >they are all 40+ and in poor healthI felt like I was in the nursing home. None of them laughed with me except one guy who lightly chuckled a couple of times.
Where the fuck is the new thread?
>>204410485yeah that was it!
>>204410430I don't agree. I did the double bill like 2 weeks ago and they actually spend a lot of time there and show off the props a lot. I was kind of pissed at 3 because I thought we'd see more of the wacky shit like the smith guy but it was literally just the trailer shot. Having the climax in the same house you spent the film in was kinda dull.
>>204410497Only old people can afford to be out during the day watching a movie lol
>>204410523I found it, Daddy's Little Girl is what it was called.
The interior layout of some of those Terrifier locations are so confusing to me. The majority of Terrifier 1 and the last 20 minutes of Terrifier 2 mostly take place in a never ending labyrinth of grimey abandoned warehouses (which is awesome)
tfw we will never see Sienna in costume againrip
>>204410625>Daddy's Little Girlthanks man! I tried searching for it and now I'm probably on all the watch lists now
>>204410525Hm, I was pretty thrilled with the mall bombing scene and the only other Christmas thing they could have done for me is perhaps something with a chimney. I guess they could have had what was going on in the ending start at the house, but end up breaking outside, in the snow or even on a frozen lake? But I guess it's hard to top a carnival location on raw visual appeal.
>>204410520it’s over
Bake it. YOU. Yes you. Bake it.
>>204410668"horror movie barbed wire in butt" was the search that got me there
>terrifier films are controversial because sexism bad>majority of audience in cinema was girlshmm
>>204410763Sure. Anyways, Gabbie was pretty cute.
>>204410763>>majority of audience in cinema was girlsGirls are NPCs and T3 is pretty mainstream and reddit and cringe too
>>204410554Being a NEET has its advantages I guess
I only wish that I had someone IRL to watch horrorkinos with
Fuck it. If it dies, it dies.
I liked it a lot more when the little pale girl was a little pale girl and she DIDN'T TALK
>>204410906Same but most guys think its a chance to go for a kiss
It's always when I'm not at my house where I can make a thread that nobody else makes it instead of a dozen people rushing to do it
Fuck it I’ll do itBaking
>>204411012Bakes tendies and threads? Now that's a hero in my book.
>>204410946The little girl literally does talk in Terrifier 2 though.
>>204411039not nearly as much though
>>204411039Girls dont need to talk, regardless of age.bring back the silent (women) era
So is Saw X just a drama? 30 minutes in and nothing gnarly
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>>204411204>>204411223>>204411178holy kek